by Dr. Susan Block Breaking News: Donald J. Trump quits the presidency, calling it “sad,” “disgraceful” and “unfair,” to start a new TV channel that will “make television great again!” April Fool’s (of course)! That might well happen, but not soon enough—and obviously, not on April Fool’s Day when we broadcast this show live. Unfortunately, the Big Fool-in-Chief is still in the White House, sucking all the fun out of April Fools’ jokes, because there are few jokes bigger than him. Who could parody his April Fool’s Day tweets? They’re already a presidential parody, one ranting against “the failing NY Times” as “fake news” for which we should “change libel laws” (Capt’n Max has a very personal bone to pick with that one), another praising the news reporting of John Layfield whose Twitter profile credits him primarily as the “longest reigning WWE Champ in Smackdown TV history.” It’s all just Don-foolery, until you remember… the joke’s on us.
Featuring: Erikka Rijkz, Gypsy, Johnny Jungle, Mark Hoadley