by Dr. Susan Block Passover comes again to Bonoboville, a bilingual, pansexual, 4/20-infused, Earth-Day-energized, floggerific festival of bitter herbs, blissful herb (the eating of the green and the smoking of the other green), beautiful Egyptian taskmistresses torturing happy Hebrew slaves, Dionysian Manischewitz waterboarding, scallion flogging, Haggadah–spankings, the blessing of the bare boobies, as well as the hiding of the afikomen under Aunt Sadie’s dress and between her warm, moist thighs.

Erin Go Bragh! It’s a glorious, gushing eve of the Feast of Saint Patrick on DrSuzy.tv as we take to heart the Irish love for drink (though the most requested libation of this show is plain water!), the holy sacrament of baptism and the sacred exhortation to “Kiss Me (I’m Irish)!” We kiss-kiss and kiss some more, as well as fondle, rub, lick, suck, buzz and arouse each other in any way we can in order to get what we came here for… a good, clean, refreshing squirt! And I don’t mean drizzle. I mean thundershowers, geysers, tsunamis… powerful, sensual, fountains of fragrant but essentially flavorless, feminine body fluids exploding all over my Womb Room, super-soaking my leprechaun lingerie and shamrock sheets as well as my guests, videographers, photographers and anyone else lucky or foolhardy enough to be within 12 feet of my broadcast bed.

It’s my birthday! Many years ago (I won’t say how many—I don’t want to shock you), I emerged…I wish I could say it was from my Mom’s vagina, but I was a Cesarean. Maybe that’s why I’m bisexual: trying to crawl into a vagina so I can emerge from it, born again…

Erin Go Bragh! It’s a glorious, gushing eve of the Feast of Saint Patrick on DrSuzy.tv as we take to heart the Irish love for drink (though the most requested libation of this show is plain water!), the holy sacrament of baptism and the sacred exhortation to “Kiss Me (I’m Irish)!” We kiss-kiss and kiss some more, as well as fondle, rub, lick, suck, buzz and arouse each other in any way we can in order to get what we came here for… a good, clean, refreshing squirt! And I don’t mean drizzle. I mean thundershowers, geysers, tsunamis… powerful, sensual, fountains of fragrant but essentially flavorless, feminine body fluids exploding all over my Womb Room, super-soaking my leprechaun lingerie and shamrock sheets as well as my guests, videographers, photographers and anyone else lucky or foolhardy enough to be within 12 feet of my broadcast bed. Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Squirters, this is female ejaculation at its finest, an orgiastic, out-of-control, wild, wet waterworld, but it’s also our 36th sex-educational Squirt Salon. We discuss and demonstrate several different types of squirting, including clitoral and G-Spot female ejaculation. I believe every healthy woman is capable of squirting or at least flowing. Most women don’t squirt for a variety of reasons ranging from religious repression to a lack of desire to do all that laundry. Plus some guys don’t like it, and it’s not like female ejaculation is a requirement for a good sex life. But it’s a hell of a lot of fun, and guys that really love women tend to love squirting. If you want to learn to let go with the flow, I recommend that you read FE expert Deborah Sundahl’s book Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot (which taught me to squirt!), see my best-selling Squirt Salon with Deborah and the amazing ejaculatrix Annie Body, see the many dozens of eye-opening squirting clips and shows on DrSuzy.tv and/or read my article Squirting World: Secrets, Stories & Techniques of Female Ejaculation. But listening to this show is as good a place as any to get started in your female ejaculation education. It features two world-class female ejaculatrixes, Deauxma and Vicky Vixen, pumping out more fluid than Hurricane Sandy. Plus I squirt too! My three or four little spurts and dribbles are a mere drop in the giant bucket of amrita that these goddesses spray out of their divine urethras. But it feels good to release a bit of my own Holy Water while being drenched in that of my guests. Speaking of whom…