Coming hard into the third big wankin’ weekend of the merry Masturbation Month of May, on the night the Rapture didn’t rap, I opened my Womb Room to a bevy of popular transsexual porn stars and one very intriguing award-winning filmmaker…

Though last week at the Speakeasy began with a shocking betrayal (more on that later), things took a sweet turnaround when the Bonobo Gang, friends and lovers stepped out in our big black Obama bus to the 40th anniversary party at the Pleasure Chest, helping men, women and everyone in between hump comfortably since the 1970’s. And though we are still trying to repair the damage left in the toxic wake of our ex-producer’s rampaging exit, it’s nice to be able to take a break from all that to do a stimulating RadioSUZY1 show exploring the fine art of teaserama. That is, teasing…and pleasing, from saucy and retro to freaky and nouveau, where fetish meets burlesque for a body shot. Tonight’s guests range from blood orgy vamps who pierce themselves for your pleasure right on the air, to a whipped cream pie-playing, topless, cheesecake-style pin-up, burlesque dancer. Because why throw a pie in a face when you can slap it on some pretty titties and then lick it off?

Coming hard into the third big wankin’ weekend of the merry Masturbation Month of May, on the night the Rapture didn’t rap, I opened my Womb Room to a bevy of popular transsexual porn stars and one very intriguing award-winning filmmaker….