by Dr. Susan Block t’s Groundhog Day, and like Punxsutawney Phil, I poke my head out of my little hole in the ground, after over a month of hibernation. Not only do I declare an early Spring, I broadcast “Sex, Fun, Wisdom” and Valentine Season Love live from the Womb Room of the little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville. Not that there’s much of a congregation for this show as we don’t invite any guests or volunteers; it’s just us Bonoboville homies in da house: Abe Bonobo runs tech, Ana and Miguel fluff the set, Mars FX switches, Lily Garnet live-tweets, Harry Sapien and Gideon Grayson run video cams, Onyx Devall shoots stills, as Blossom Green to my left, chats with our Facebook Live fans while Capt’n Max to my right, steers our Ship of Fools for Love… and lust. Last but not least, Betsey, our 93-year-old canine angel, is on guard in her puppy parka, protecting us from harm.
Featuring: Blossom Green, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Maxby Dr. Susan Block Sandwiched between our memories of 2018 and our fantasies of 2019, in our final DrSuzy.Tv broadcast of 2018, from the Womb Room sanctuary deep within the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in Bonoboville, we present the 7th Annual SUZY Awards for 2018. Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism, the DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards, a.k.a., “The SUZYS,” recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence and Weapons of Mass Seduction, celebrating The Bonobo Way of peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather and paying tribute, with love, humor and deep respect, to those who work and play in the fields of peace and sexuality.
Featuring: Amputee Brittney, Andy the Gypsy, Ashley Judd, Athena Rayne, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Brigitte B., Bryan Jameson, Chef BeLive, DaLove, Danni Dawson, Diamond, Elle Voneva, Eric John, Eva Yi, Fizzgig, Goddess Mpenzi, Goddess Phoenix, Goddess Virgin, Greg Friedman, Ikkor the Wolf, Jack Friday, Jake Dill, Jenna Rotten, Juici May, Kacy TGirl, Lexi Lore, Lexi Mansfield, Lola Bastinado, Lola Ya Bonobo, Madame De Sade Fatale, Madame Margherite, Michael Vegas, Mimosa, Misti Dawn, Mistress Bella Bathory, Mistress Cyan, Mistress Kara, Mistress Mina, Mistress Porcelain Midnight, Mother Tink, Moushumi Ghose, Raven Rae, Riley Reyes, Ron Jeremy, Sally Mullins, She God Claire, Sheree Rose, Siouxsie Q James, The Bonobo Project, Veronica Rainbow Scum, Veronica Voss, Vespa Syndby Dr. Susan Block It’s our last live DrSuzy.Tv broadcast of 2017, a year that was awesome and awful, terrific and terrible—or Trumpible, if you will, since much of the terror was caused by the Trumpus. Whether you loved or hated it, this year is in the rear (for my full year-in-review and unadulterated thoughts on the unbonobo presidunce and erotic resistance, see #GoBonobos in 2018, also in Counterpunch). Thus, with a fond farewell to this year’s 45 sensational shows, a Merry New Year and a very Happy Nude Rear to all, we present the 2017 SUZY awards.
Featuring: Agwa de Bolivia Coca Leaf Liqueur, Alex More, Amanda Blow, Amor Hilton, Anita Teresa Boeninger, Annie Sprinkle, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Cannabelly, Carmina Formosa aka [ai], Catalyst of the UK, Catherine Imperio, Chef BeLive, Chris Gagliardi, Christiana Cinn, Christina Hepburn, Christine Dupree, DaLove, Dedeker Winston, DeMask, Denise Acosta, Dr. Laurie Bennett-Cook, Elizabeth Aston, Eva Cruz, Ginger Lynn, Goddess Genesis, Goddess Mpenzi, Goddess Phoenix, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Gracie May Green, Greg Friedman, Heather Claus, Ikkor the Wolf, Jack Murdock, Jezebel Sweet, Jux Lii, Keef Ward, Kenzie Reeves, Kourtney Van Wales, Kristen Kraves, Layla Sin, Lexi Mansfield, Linda Maria Rodriguez, Lola Fae, Lola Ya Bonobo, Luzer Twersky, Madam Grace Marie, Madame Margherite, Mademoiselle-Ilo of Paris, Mark Brown, Melissa Hill, Michael Q. Schmidt, Mike Marinacci, Missy Galore, Mistress Cyan, Mistress Porcelain Midnight, Mistress Ravensong, Mistress Tara Indiana, Moushumi Ghose, Nicholas Tana, Nori Carter, Penny Antine, Phoenix Dawn, Professor Oni, Rachael Cavalli, Rachael Frank, Raven Rae, Rhiannon Aarons, Rhonda Jo Petty, Riley Reyes, Ron Jeremy, Sally Mullins, Samantha Fairley, Sarah Crosthwaite, Sebastian Walker, Serena, Shelbi Mullen, Shelby Delanie, Sheree Rose, Sir Pent, Switch Em, Tammie Parrott, Tamura Bettie, Tara Indiana (Mistress), The Bonobo Project, Tim Sewall (T.M.I.), Veronica Valentineby Dr. Susan Block Ahoy there, mates and primates, bonobo buffs and sailor babes! Welcome aboard Capt’n Max’s Birthday Cruise, a celebration of an unparalleled RƎVO˩utionary life, also honoring the 3rd anniversary of The Bonobo Way revolution, as I “gave” Max the first copy of the published book, hot off the press, as a birthday gift on November 8th, 2014.
Featuring: Antoinette, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Goddess Soma Snakeoil, Jacob Sokoloff, Miss Antoinette, Onyx Muse, RaynaBy Dr. Susan Block Bonoboville sparkles with the spirit of Xmas, the heat of Sexmas, the wonders of Winter Solstice and the carnivalesque carnalities and unexpected upheavals of Saturnalia, as friends, lovers, sexperts and sexpots gather together to share stimulating ideas, good vibes, deep emotions and delicious bodies, celebrating the erotic fecundity of life in the dead of winter. Not that the chilly season ever gets too harsh in sunny So Cal, but still, Baby It’s Cold Outside!
Featuring: Alexandra Silk, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Dayton Rains, Del Rey, Dr. Dawn Michael, Goddess Maya, Jux Leather, Kiki Daire, L'Erotique, Luc Wylder, Ono Bonoboby Dr. Susan Block It’s Spring Equinox, and the Womb Room is blooming with daffodils and the scent of sexual excitement, as the leaders of LA’s pleasure-seeking party circuit, artists, authors, porn stars, doctors, comics, fire performers, gorgeous “naughty girls” and hot frisky guys come together to party like bonobos in Bonoboville, sharing salty skin, spirits, hot wax, bike rides, laughter and goodness, gracious, great balls of fire, ringing in Spring with a blaze of collective joy, heralding The Bonobo Spring Revolution. First up on the bed, our guest of honor is author, sex coach, model and international jet-setting party girl Sienna Sinclaire. We haven’t seen sultry Sienna since our 21st Wedding Anniversary when she presented us with her first book Naughty Girl’s Guide to LA, which we’re delighted to be listed in. Now she has another deliciously “naughty,” fun-filled erotic tourist handbook, Naughty Girl’s Guide to Las Vegas. Sienna’s friends, fans and sister(!) make up more than half of the Womb Room audience, and the crowd (many from her Meetup group) roars with appreciation as she bends over and pulls up her dress to reveal her pantyless and perfectly smooth lady-parts, so that her date, Keith C, can take Bonoboville Communion from her anus. This show puts the “anal” in Bacchanalia.
Featuring: Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Catherine Imperio, Dark Phoenix, Jon Jon, Jux Leather, Karen Summer, Layla Blue Phoenix, Lola Ya Bonobo, MAD X BIKE, Onyx Muse, Samantha Fairley, Sienna Sinclaire, Unlicensed ProfessionalsThe core inspiration for the erotic, peaceful and loving life we espouse and try to live here in BonoboVille comes from the actual “Make Love Not War” bonobo chimpanzees. Bonobos (Latin: pan paniscus) are our “kissing cousins,” sharing over 98% of their DNA with us humans who are the only other species that enjoys kissing quite so much. Bonobos swing through the trees as well as with each other, the females are in charge, and (so far) they have never been observed killing each other in the wild or captivity. Seeing these sexy beasts “in action” opens our eyes to a sensuous, playful world without war. Yet they are, alarmingly, on the brink of extinction in their native habitat in the Congo, aka the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC).
Featuring: Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Kelsey Obsession, Lilly Banks, Lola Ya Bonobo, Lylith LaVey, Natalia Starr, Natasha Star, Tallulah Bygraves, The Bonobo Project, Will TauxeLength: 100 Minutes Date: 12/01/2012 The core inspiration for the erotic, peaceful and loving life we espouse and try to live here in BonoboVille comes from the actual “Make Love Not War” bonobo chimpanzees. Bonobos (Latin: pan paniscus) are our “kissing cousins,” sharing over 98% of their DNA with us humans who are the only other species that enjoys kissing quite so much. Bonobos swing through the trees as well as with each other, the females are in charge, and (so far) they have never been observed killing each other in the wild or captivity. Seeing these sexy beasts “in action” opens our eyes to a sensuous, playful world without war. Yet they are, alarmingly, on the brink of extinction in their native habitat in the Congo, aka the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). Back in the mid-1990’s, fellow bonobo buff and former National Geographic correspondent Sally Jewel Coxe came on my show to tell us about an organization she was forming called the Bonobo Conservation Initiative (BCI). Having just returned from the war-torn Congo (then called Zaire), Sally had big dreams of rescuing and protecting wild bonobos from the deadly bushmeat trade, preserving the Congolese rainforest (rapidly deteriorating thanks to heedless human exploitation), empowering the local people and creating a “Bonobo Peace Forest,” a cooperative conservation network surrounding the wild bonobos that would would work towards all these goals. At the time, with bloody conflicts raging in and around the Congo, Sally’s dream of conservation and cooperation sounded like a pipedream and, without access to their remote jungle habitat, nobody was even sure if there were any wild bonobos left to save. Now, just a little over a decade later, I’m thrilled to report that Sally’s fantasies are becoming reality, and BCI is turning into an international powerhouse of enlightened conservation. Sally and her partners in the DRC are finding tribes of wild bonobos where we had once assumed there were none, educating people about pan paniscus and helping to protect them from poachers, saving bonobo orphans and bringing them to Lola ya Bonobo, Claudine Andre’s sanctuary (see Vanessa Woods’ “Bonobo Handshake“), as well as funding a medical clinic, school and other much-needed services for the poverty-stricken local population. With the help of bonobo lovers like us and conservationists around the world, BCI is making miracles happen right now, so that, maybe, just maybe, we can save our kissing cousins from extinction. Then maybe they can help us save ourselves from the debilitating destruction of lethal human violence, sexual repression, murder and war. This show is dedicated to Sally’s vision and perseverance, and to BCI’s amazing accomplishments thus far and the urgent work that must be done to save the bonobos. The first half is a fascinating interview with BCI-UK’s about bonobos, their extraordinary sex lives, and the work of BCI. Then, revved up from bonobo “class,” the second half explodes into a peacefully riotous BonoboVille sexathon of spankings, stripteases, oral sex, Sybian rides, simian hoots and hollers throughout producer Tasia Sutor’s amazing jungle boogie set, as well as a lovely demonstration of that popular bonobo behavior that primatologists call “genito-genital rubbing,” and which the native Mogandu people call “hoka-hoka” which somewhat resembles human female tribadism or scissoring. Thanks to Condomania and Saran Wrap, all of this “performance erotica” is Measure B compliant—even though LA’s new Measure B is essentially unconstitutional and pragmatically ridiculous. If you’re even remotely interested in bonobos, great apes, evolution, conservation, natural feminism or wild sex, don’t miss this awesome, sex evolutionary show. And please do whatever you can—give money or your time—to support the work of BCI, the bonobos, the rainforest and the future, which we’re all in—bonobos, people and all of life on earth—together. GO BONOBO! {8:(l) Go BCI!
Featuring: Bonobo Conservation Initiative, Kelsey Obsession, Lilly Banks, Lola Ya Bonobo, Lylith LaVey, Natalia Starr, Natasha Star, Tallulah Bygraves, The Bonobo Project, Will Tauxe, Yara