Gun Shots or Cum Shots?

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists,

voyeurs and pundits and porn stars. Mmm. All you children of sex. And yes, we are all

children of sex. Are we not? We may or may not be children of God, or Jesus,

or Allah, Brahma, or Buddha, or the goddess. We don't know.

Maybe we'll find out someday. But right now, one thing we do know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all

children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A? Women. Mm-hmm. I want to welcome you.

Bonoboville. Woo-hoo! Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. Welcome to my womb room, baby.

Where? It's warm inside. And a little wet. Could get very wet. We're having a heat wave, baby.

Whoa, and it's gonna be a hot show. Yes, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant, and your mistress of the airwaves. And this is my puppet,

made by my producer. Puppetry of the Producer, Tejas Souter made the Bonobo puppet. Woo-hoo! Yes!

Because we are exploring the fine and nasty erotic arts

of puppetry and punditry and porn.

Mm-hmm. Yes, yes, puppetry. We'll get to that in a moment. Pinocchio's nose isn't the only thing that's gonna grow bigger around here.

It's a certain kind of puppetry. We're gonna get to that. But tonight, well, I'm sort of in a haunted house.

Mm-hmm. The ghosts of sexologists past

are haunting me. Ha. Corpses. Girls.

Guys. Everybody in between. I mean, it's a great congregation

gathered here tonight in a womb room. And we're gonna talk. And then, well, who knows? Mm-hmm. Right.

I have a few plans. But as those of you who know me know, I believe that the best-laid plans

may not get you laid the way that you planned. Amen. And, hey, women. That's why we have Planned Parenthood,

because sometimes things happen that aren't planned. Right? So this show is only somewhat planned. But I'm gonna start out with

talking about the haunting. The haunting that America is experiencing

after two mass murder crazy scenes

in a row. The violence that comes through our culture in so many ways

and sometimes just destroys us in an instant. It's almost as powerful as sex.

Well, sex and violence, really. They're kind of the two driving forces.

The scary forces as well in society. And they are shown in our nature, in our human nature,

by our two closest cousins, the common chimps who are kind of violent. Not as violent as humans, of course,

but they do make war on each other. Little wars, not those big A-bomb wars that we make. And then the bonobos, who don't make war,

and have never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. And it seems to have something

to do with the fact that they have a lot of sex. Yeah, brothers and sisters, sex and violence.

As my favorite developmental neuro-psychologist, Dr. James Prescott says, they're kind of opposite sides

of the same brain circuit. And when you activate the neural circuits that express

pleasure, especially erotic pleasure, you inhibit

the forces that activate violence. Uh-oh. Something is being released here. It's going to talk about releasing

your inner bonobo, but now it looks like it's again, it's a hanging dick

up here, brothers and sisters. It's very big. This is our dick pillow. And it's kind of a ghost to go with the ghostly theme of girls

and corpses issue right now. And it is being lowered. Like, it is also a puppet. It's that theme. It's that kind of thing.

And, uh, hello, Dickie. Aww. Dickie with you.

Mmm. Mmm. The ghost of an ex-boyfriend.

Well, thank you very much, Dick. Oh, by the way, we are surrounded by dicks tonight that have been brought to us by Pipedream

products. Thank you very much, Pipedream for bringing us so many great dicks, including a bunch of straws. Mmm.

See, we like little ones too. Yeah. All sizes. Yes, all sizes. Uh, so, uh, so anyway, so we're

Oh, and the butt plugs as well. Well, these are actually pacifiers, but my producer would like to stick it in her butt.

So we might be doing this later. That'll be a prize that somebody will win. Puppetry of the penis

is actually a great performance piece. Okay. So, here's the strange thing.

We have a much more liberal policy towards

talking about violence and showing violence in our media than sex. Much more.

And here to start off our discussion tonight is, uh, Sexology Pundit,

Sex and Society writer for Alternet and other publications. Lara Riscoll Welcome.

Alright, thank you. Dr. Susie TV. Hey, so I was inspired to invite you, uh,

mainly because of that article you wrote in Alternet about talking about gun violence versus, uh,

versus sex in our media and just just the way that we're so free, the way that the, um, the motion picture association

censors will give a PG rating to just the most horrific violence, but if somebody, like,

licks a breast in a sensuous way or, or just hints at having an orgasm,

then it becomes NC17, like it's, it's, it's in the gulag or the graveyard of, uh,

of movies. So, um, so it was a great article and, uh, and I want you to kind of kick off our sex and violence and sex

and death discussion tonight. Wow, so it was a hard article. It wasn't a sexy article to write at all.

Turn me on. Nice, nice. Yeah. But then again, I have a dirty mind. No, I mean, it turned me on to hear the voice

of a, of a, of another female journalist who, uh, who just agrees with me, you know, that turns me on.

So, so tell me a little bit about what inspired you. The good and the bad. I live in Colorado. So when the Aurora shooting

happened, um, I woke up that morning to, to that nightmare and yet another nightmare after Columbine had happened.

Right. What is it about Colorado? Uh, you know, um, and there's, there are more, I don't know, we'll get into the ugliness of the more

mass murders that happen that don't make the news. But this is the second huge one. So, but what, what, so I'm so disturbed and, and

I need to back up with saying that I have a 10 year old son who I talk about sex with all the time.

Hallelujah. I mean, that's, you know, since he was young enough, uh, to talk, you know, naming body parts. I mean, he knows, uh,

what an erection is and he's like, well, he knows what a clitoris is. Well, well, he, he said, uh, girls don't have erections, uh, when we were talking

about his erection being normal. And I said, well, kind of, you know, and so I talked about girls. It was important for him to know girl body

parts and that girls experience pleasure just like boys experience pleasure. It's an important part when, you know, most, most girls

grow up. I have, I know somebody whose daughter um, uh, called her vulva, the

uh, back butt. So she grew up not even naming, it was the back butt. The back butt? Isn't it the front butt?

Excuse me. Yeah. The front butt. Sorry about that. Yeah. I'm tired. But, uh, the front butt. Yeah. That was her, that was her way she called

it. So, so, yeah, naming, naming the clitoris is, is, uh, basic body part and a function. When I wrote about it in one of my articles, uh,

culture warriors versus sex for pleasure, someone actually called me a pervert and a pedophile. I saw that. Ah, yes, of course.

Pedophile. Just because you tell your son a Latin word is the correct word. A body part and a function.

That's a pretty scary thing. So, so I, I, for years have had the cultural feedback of how you're not supposed to talk to your kids about sex and people

telling me how difficult it is to talk to their kids about sex. And by the way, that was on alternate, which is supposed to be filled with liberals, right? It is, and

it's funny that the guy who called me a pedophile and I assume it's a guy, I don't know, the person who called me a pedophile, um, started off by saying that, uh, alternate,

I have read, uh, hundreds of sex articles on alternate and out of all these articles, this is the most disgusting.

And, and what he was disgusted by was, um, my son knowing this body part. So, because it, and I said his function, that it's, it's for pleasure,

you know, that, what, what its function is. So, um, when Aurora happened, um, which is a nightmare, and I, now he's ten years old

and this was our first violence talk. Even though I've been talking about sex all this time, this is our first violence talk. Which was more difficult, the sex talks or the violence talks?

Yeah, and that's, well, if I've been talking for ten years about sex, and this is my first one about violence, and it's not the first violent, uh,

uh, uh, catastrophe or horror show that has happened. So, yeah, that was, that was a difficult one. And, so

when I, when I, I ended up staying home that weekend to write, because I was too disturbed to go on this bike ride we were supposed to go on, um, when

what, what inspired me to write was the, the public reaction to it, or the political reaction by the leaders, the powerful

leaders in our country. So, family research council which, um, had, the Tony Perkins

had met with Mitt Romney just three days before the Aurora shooting to talk about picking a pro-choice uh, vice presidential,

uh, vice president. The guy from Psycho? Yeah, well, and, and he did, and I don't know, we'll talk later maybe about the, the vice president

that he picked is, could not be um, more anti-choice. So, so powerful family research council, they sent out their

newsletter that day, that their listserv that day of the shooting, when, when I'm so horrified and, and grieving, and

the only mention um, about the shooting was at the very end of their listserv and uh, it was condolences

you know, sorry you know, sorry for the families of the victims. That are guns, Sean. Yeah, and, and yeah, and it was

just really like two sentences sorry to, to the victims of the Aurora shooting, and that was at the very end, at the beginning of their listserv

was the real outrage. And that was that um, military uniforms for the first time ever were going to be

worn in a San Diego pride parade. And this was the end of America and end of Western civilization because

Obama is allowing um, military uniforms to be worn in the gay pride parade. The second outrage

was weddings being performed on military bases um, for the first time. So this, this is the horrors. Sex is the horror.

Any kind of sex that isn't just for procreation purposes. Well, but I mean the army and the military has always been a gay

organization. Well, I mean why would you want to hang out with a bunch of stunky guys? You know, right?

So, so I used to be Sergeant Riscoll in the army. I was, I was a tank mechanic. Oh, you were in the army? I, so I'm not against guns. I was

expert shooter M16. So this, this article that I did was not about guns or bad or militaries bad. I'm an expert

shooter too. It helps. You know. But I believe in dildo guns. These, by the way, are also pipe dream

products. Okay, back to you. Love, love it, love it. So, so the second and just to sum up, the

second thing that inspired me to write this article was focus on the family which is based in Colorado. Colorado Springs. So this is where

the shooting happened. They didn't even mention the shooting. What they mentioned was applauding the Republican congressman

for supporting research for abstinence only education and blasting sex education. And so their whole thing, video

they linked to the research was about anti-sex education, pro-abstinence only and less married. So

basically, which is what none of them do, right? I mean, who, you know, who among these, these conservatives

never had sex before they got married. Well, they always had the juicier scandals. Oh, yeah, yeah. By the way, if you're a Republican, please

leave now. We don't allow them here. Well, we could try to convert them. Actually, most of my sex therapy clients

are Republicans, Max. But they're just, you know, well, because they have a lot of problems. Well, we just take their money.

That's what you want from Republicans. Now, now, we have to heal them. I'm actually in the middle of this book that is called

The Republican Brain by Chris Mooney who's going to be on in a couple of weeks. Yeah, I mean, there's definitely a difference

in brain patterns when you kind of respond more to violence and to authority and

to marching in a row and to shooting it up and then there is two people that are just, you know,

late for meetings and into orgasms. Right. can I ask a question? Why do you think that

in America there are so many, which is now starting around the world too, why are people using guns? For example, Italy is one of the most

armed nations and everybody in Italy has guns and rifles. Okay. And yet, there's very, very few

crimes that involve weapons of any kind. How about all the automatic weapons? Do they have as many as we have?

No, no, no, they've got everything. They're the most armed nation aside from the Swiss, which are required to have guns in their house.

They have these rifles and stuff. I don't know. I don't know if they have all the automatic weapons that kill dozens of people at once. You can get guns anytime

you want anywhere in the world. Why, though, in America so many killings by guns. Is it because they're ignorant rednecks?

Because we haven't educated people? Because we're cowboys? Education is definitely not a priority here. We don't spend much on it.

I think Dr. Suzy had it right with the difference in the type of guns there versus here. That's not true actually.

In Italy, they have automatic weapons. Not as many. So in 1994, I believe it is, that

automatic weapons that were used in the Rohr shooting were banned. That was left to expire under Bush.

These particular weapons that were used used to be banned. The 100 round magazine used to be

illegal. This killer bought 6,000 rounds. There's no regulation at all.

My writing about sex versus violence, the article was, what terrorizes America

most? Guns or sexual freedom? It's not that I'm against guns. It's what we're able to even talk about

because we can't even talk about regulation for guns, any kind. So not getting guns off the street, but maybe going back

to what was under Clinton with not allowing the automatic weapons and the 100 round magazines.

The article is also about media, about what we can see and what we can talk about and what is okay

to talk about in front of our children. I just want to say this before we move on to our other guests. This also

addresses Max's question because it's about the society when we make it easy to talk about violence and to express violence

and to show violence, deadly violence when it's just PG-13 as opposed to showing sex.

And I'm not for any kind of censorship except for yelling fire in a crowded theater. You guys can look at all the disgusting

horror movies you want, but it's just crazy to me that that is so easy to show to any age audience

and showing anything erotic is just forbidden and that becomes X-rated or NC-17.

I think that that's part of what makes America great. What makes America just so violent is this freedom

to explore violence and a lack of freedom to explore sex which is kind of the opposite in the European countries.

One of the reasons the justifications for having these guns is to

protect ourselves against the government. You can imagine that. Yeah, that's the whole second amendment. In Orange County they

shot three black people or Hispanic people and the police sent sharpshooters and

basically paramilitary people up on the roofs to protect their police station. Now are we in Iraq?

If I go downtown with a rifle and I say I'm tired of you guys you got to leave your offices because I don't want to live

in this kind of democracy they're going to shoot me, right? LAPD is going to shoot me I can guarantee you that.

So there's a discussion to be had on guns and regulation. The thing is that we can't have that discussion but we also can't have

the discussion about sex. I mean sex is something that is demonized

and politicized and used as a political weapon

and parents are uncomfortable parents are more comfortable with letting their kids, their young kids see any level of violence

and they think that it's somehow damaging their innocence by showing sex. I just want to do one quick anecdote.

Somebody told me that a friend of theirs is a DJ in Seattle and regulations he can say

on the air I want to fuck you up. Am I allowed to say that? I want to fuck you up.

I want to fuck you. That he cannot say. That is what I'm trying to talk about in this article

is what we can talk about and what we can and how violence is just the norm. That is the norm.

That is what we grew up with and what is culturally okay and we are a free nation. That kind of freedom

I talk about the freedom for the gun industry that kind of freedom is okay. The second amendment where we're supposed to be able to buy any weapons when we want

but sexual freedom is something that is against the rules. My culture warrior article when Santorum was running

for the nomination he actually said not only was he against contraception that that was dangerous

not only a gays dangerous not only a sex education dangerous but sexual freedom is the end of our nation and western civilization.

And we represent the end of the nation here on the Dr. Susan Bach show We are at the end of it. We are at the edge, at the end

and at the beginning of the show So I'm going to move on to my other guests and we're going to keep talking about this

but we're also going to explore well, sex and all of its many splendid kinky glories. So

right along with the theme here representing death is Mr. Death himself the debtor in chief of girls and corpses magazine. God bless you.

Glad to be here. Corpse, Robert Corpse Ron. Thank you Thank you all. Thank you for coming. Good night. We haven't come yet though.

Thank you for joining us. Goodbye. First of all let me mention it's about 110 degrees in here. That's one thing we need to remember.

Which is why I took my pants off as part of this theme. I'm trying to figure out what the theme is because it's puppets and corpses and guns

and oh my Thank you. Thank you No one's taking the top off but listen, we'll get to that.

We'll get to that because unless she's naked I'm not going to listen to her. Now, but seriously the magazine I want to mention something

very important we can be serious for just a moment Corpse has taken over the show. Wait, just for a moment. Girls and corpses make everyone, hey

we're talking about sex and violence, we are quiet now I have something very important to say. Stop drinking back there. Girls and corpses is a special announcement.

First of all, Dr. Susan Blox new column in girls and corpses magazine is in the new issue a little round of applause for Dr. Susan Blox

a dream come true to be in the magazine also I think we should note that 27 years ago when she was born

she started the show Dr. Susan Blox, her very first show was as a fetus 27 years ago We're proud. Also Teja

I had rights. You wrote an article called Sex to Die For and with all the 43 themes of the issue we're dealing with

ghosts in the issue and airplanes I know there's too many themes to even deal with but Teja, your producer

is in the issue, she's a ghost she's a lesbian grave lovers big round of applause for Teja

Teja, now we shot this in an actual graveyard in downtown Los Angeles they were in Bikinis and doing the hula hooping in a graveyard

Yes, yes I don't know what that has to do with sex and violence but we almost got shot because we were not supposed to be shooting there

now I also want to announce a couple other things we have another beautiful gal to my right here Missy Martinez

Would you like to introduce her? As a fact, right now it's happening Missy Martinez Missy Martinez

a star of stage and cream who is in our issue as well now we shot

at the house I have no clue we shot at the house of Sage Stallone our IP who passed away

after this issue that's a whole other story now also on the panel I want to introduce

my god what's going on I'm not having as much fun as they are back there we also have Scott Land a friend of mine

who is famous for I'm just going to give you're going to get to it but I'm taking over as I usually do Scott Land from Team America

is here applause tonight someone's going to fuck a puppet tonight

and I'm not going to say who it is but my pants are off now besides saying girlsandcorpuses.com

I'm going to pass this back to Dr. Susan Block who's fondling bonobo the puppet this is not fondling this is shaking hands

this is fondling shaking hands in certain cultures is masturbation as you can see it's not anatomically correct that's animals

I'll hand the floor back to you because I don't want to take over your show girlsandcorpuses.com yes you do thank you very much

thanks for reading so did you want to address the subject yes okay sex I didn't

sex and violence our magazine girlsandcorpuses is a sexy magazine with corpses

we don't do a lot of violence in the magazine but obviously it's hard to yes sex and violence go together

but you know there's nothing sexy about the Colorado I mean if anyone's getting off on people being slaughtered in mass I don't quite get the tie in

but I understand that there is a dichotomy in our society between being able to show

sex on television and violence you can cut someone's head off but you can't fuck their severed head am I right

am I right you can cut someone's head off but I will say this I just saw another

I get hundreds of horror movies of the week every week not of the week and in every one of those movies

girls get naked and then get killed what is it about society that needs to see a girl's boobs to punish the sexy girl

but it's not a punishment isn't that the purity that's what society does that's what our movies are all about

the slut never triumphs in the end in American movies that's why in girls and corpses the girls are the survivors

and the corpses are dead men the corpses are these dead men so we are all women empowerment and I have no idea what I have to do with this theme

but I'm happy you're in this issue and I'm thrilled and you really are a brilliant writer what you wrote is special

so big round of applause I just did a shameless plug girlsandcorpses.com there will be more shameless plugs

should I pass the pass the corpse now one of the actresses who shot at Sage Stallone's house

God bless him he passed away unfortunately after we shot I have nothing to do with the shoot I don't think

but Missy Martinez beautiful model she's been on the show before Missy tell us a little about yourself Missy is a porn star

come coroner right oh tell us about how we hooked that up that's a good story autopsy tech in training

the wonderful and rotting corp C has some has some spectral and undead connections

and he knew my background with wanting to be in the afterlife business with autopsies and so he's like hey I have some friends

that have a private autopsy firm and if you want to come down meet them we'll see if we can work something out I went down met him we hit it off

and they knew that I had the educational background so they're like hey would you like to witness one of the autopsies what's the educational background

I went to school I'm learned oh okay I'm educated yes I have my degree in

basically criminal justice and then I have a strong physiological and

animatomical background also and foreground as well she laid on the autopsy table naked which is another

didn't hurt I mean is that in the magazine no this is not in the magazine this makes one of our points

you have all this gory stuff and it's great and the girls are clothed which is fine there's no nudity

there's no nudity I don't need it if you can't find nudity on the web well no I know and I'm not against

maybe that gives you a score or rating are you PG rated with this magazine we want a Pulitzer prize

back in 2009 I just want to know the rating there's no magazine ratings are there I don't know I don't know

it's very PG PG 13 it's very tongue in cheek there's no nudity and everything's in plot

and I'm not against this being PG 13 but if you had tits in here I wouldn't have distribution in the same way

you're right that's what I'm talking about magazines do have censorship of course this is gory

and stuff and it's you know I mean it's cool and everything but it's like why is the gore okay and the actual tits are not

because our society is totally closed this is America welcome to America it's a really screwed up country

there's no doubt about it listen I worked in Europe and women are naked everywhere you go to the gas station

they're naked the waitress is everywhere the women were not naked they are topless on the beach though

they're topless on the beaches okay well missy you met corpsey on my show I want to take some credit

have I met you before then let's not talk about it your boyfriend's here I don't want to talk about it

you officially met corpsey on my show when princess was on yes we met in a professional manner on

I'm going to tell you this because I'll tell you how I remember this she was on the show and I had to see a what do you call it ear doctor

an ear otologist an ear otologist had the loudest orgasm in the history of the doctor

it was shattering and there was blood coming up we may have to repeat that tonight have you ever ridden a sibling

yes I have before she broke a sibling she's the loudest screamer actually you know what I would love to do

I would love to have her fuck the puppet later have you ever fucked a puppet a living puppet yes

but no now we're not talking about Mitt Romney there are some political puppets

we do have some John McCain has been staring at me this whole time okay we gotta move along

we do have some amazing puppets am I able to say one thing about the difference between us and the european countries

we're about violence is that just like Corpse mentioned sexuality is much more open and free there

nudity isn't as taboo they have nipples and nipples we don't have nipples exposed in fashion magazines

actually our radio shows show us what it is like in Italy thank you you can show this in Italy

those are dangerous they are weapons of mass destruction weapons of mass seduction

I had to get boobs in there for Christ's sake my kind of weapons so seeing the peace through pleasure I think possibly because

they have that sexual outlet and it's not as taboo that they get their endorphins from that and they don't have all this aggression pent-up

and they don't have to take it out violently only we could have shown Missy's tits to these serial killers these would save the world

I'm serious here drop bras not bombs yes ok so now I got a surprise

guest right here do you have a name Evelyn oh that's right you're not the total surprise

I just never met you you're a virgin to Bonoboville yes ok so welcome thank you

get close to your microphone what a last name considering our topic yeah you don't seem very fierce somehow

but maybe that's just the kind of tip of the iceberg of Evelyn fierce what do you fierce about

where's the Yeager she's speechless from my breasts in her face damn they were pretty amazing

ok ok well I'll let you recover ok you just recover and I am going to introduce Scott Lan

yeah baby yeah oh my goddess we are such big fans of yours

and the puppets and and team America and the greatest puppet sex scene

did you see the unrated version you know I just want to speak a little bit about censorship and what I learned I saw the version

that has everything in it and then some I mean and and more you know because I mean these puppets

they look just like these beautiful puppets here can you get out of the way of the puppets Casey somehow ok and I mean

we've got quite a representation clowns Condi Obama and McCain and a flasher

but the team America puppets you know I don't remember their names but there are all these Republican type good looking people which is an oxymoron

but yeah and they're fighting and they're blowing up the Eiffel tower and they're protecting the world

let's get that Mike going here his mic is a little out of it because we're they have to protect the world the key to everything in the United States

is to protect the rest of the world from anything that's going to affect us yeah that's right America fuck yeah fuck yeah

kiss my ass and lick my balls and this gives us a sense of you know what Max's question was why America I mean there does seem to be

this lustful turn on from the violence but it's starting to happen all over the world well whatever starts in America

gets picked up by everybody else cause America fuck yeah kiss my ass and lick my balls see basically what we discovered

from doing Team America is that a lot of people had these beliefs and nobody wanted to really talk about it and so Matt and Trey said let's just put it out there and just

shit let's see where it goes and they had the guts to do it with Marionettes everybody else said we're going to go computer generated effects

and those guys go no no that's already been done Disney everybody else owns that let's go backward let's do something like a human element

of you know go back to you're the kinky Gepetto aren't you yeah yeah tell me a line

and one cool thing about this sex scene how many people here have seen the Team America sex scene okay so like most of the people

I mean you know there's the sex I don't know if you've seen the uncensored version but there's all the different positions they go down on each other they love each other

in every single way and then suddenly he's pissing in her face and then you think well that's a little sexist

I mean that was my thought but then she shits on his face the funny part is the guy originally the guy that was supposed

to do Lisa in that scene was a 70 year old man and Trey said we're going to do now do the unrated part and it's going to be what we call the hot lunch

and he said what's that well she'll take a shit on Gary and he said what why?

he said yeah she'll take a shit on Gary and he said I won't do it and he said no it's not real and he said no I won't do it and then Trey looked at me

and said well you do it and I said yeah I'll do one take where do you want it but here's the funny thing that I heard on the internet

and you can't believe everything here on the internet but he said I knew that they would censor some of the scene

and I put that in there I knew they'd cut that out and I really didn't want to keep it in there was kind of my joke but they censored like the whole scene

he said they censored all the sex the regular sex and I felt so pissed off I decided to include in

the release of the full scene everything the piss and the shit because the censorship was so ridiculous

the amazing part is if you look at it the puppets have no genitalia I mean isn't that amazing that somebody says we have to censor it

and then when I did TMZ just recently they put a big square over the part of the flasher actually you have some puppet genitalia here

I think you maybe should come up here and show us some of the puppets let's see the puppets ok now

I have a call I have a call on the phone from Chris who wants to know is it ok to enjoy

pain during sex absolutely bdsm edge play

as long as it's consensual pain is the other side of pleasure does he have a hernia? no the hernia is not going to be that good

there's different kinds of pain I think when you don't tell me about pain may I say something please

I met a very big person that's into bdsm and the difference is you're not causing harm to your partner

you're just hurting them there's a big difference between hurt and harm I don't know I've seen some pretty beat up butts

and sometimes people do leave marks and I don't know I've had plenty of marks but for my little ass

I think it's back to the consensual yeah it's about consensual I mean some people they want to be pierced and different things

that other people might consider damage but if you're consensual now

he had some plans for the world that were not very consensual he was ready to blow everybody up can we have some music

we want some music yeah absolutely yes of course pump the music up

pump it up pump it up do you like the dance it's a republican dance

pump the music up here you go John you gotta wave it in his hand go John baby

that's it John do you like the Veneto wow that was the shortest song in history you got something longer than

10 seconds pump it up though so we can hear it cause I'm a little deaf in both ears my fault John

Corpse he's not taking over the show he's just directing he's just directing he's just directing

there he is John you tell him about me yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah wow I love you

that's pretty good that's pretty good yeah go here

he's ready I think I need a porn star out here now it's by porn let's get some booty in the hoodie

this is an anatomically correct puppet yeah missy he's not gonna

inflate it look at this clown oh you gave him a heart attack he ain't got no underwear on

you wanna go up there go go go yeah that's team America

is that is puppet sex allowed is it legal is it

okay wow he's missing a shoe but he's got a dick

let's hear it for Scott Land brothers and sisters and missy Martinez and

I just wanna announce that that is not the weirdest thing I've ever done not the weirdest thing but it's up there

this is like puppet interrupt us puppet he was a generous lover he was carrying with my mouth

I was surprised at how big he was yeah I was surprised also he's a grower not a show he's like a little bit like Pinocchio

that's no lie imagine if you were a kid imagine if you were a kid and you saw that how traumatized you would be

well this is just our point wouldn't you be traumatized I don't know I don't know if this is traumatizing for a kid

how's that music coming I think it's less traumatizing than violence anything realistic you know what Corpsy hang on

I just wanna remind you of something this is a radio show so when the music is blaring like that you may

get off and be able to wank below the console there but people who are listening just think

okay I'm just hearing some music yeah just the puppet can't dance without music it's a dancing puppet

which puppet let me see the puppet I actually wanna see the flasher and I don't think he needs to dance to be entertaining I think the flasher needs to flash

so first of all do I need to flash Dr. Sissi yes exactly Missy I think first of all Missy needs to flash

because that would be really exciting now he's flashing let's see we're gonna vote

okay take your time he's fast okay so we have in one corner

the raincoat flasher and in the other corner Missy Martinez okay so

what is it your my breasts don't light up actually your breasts do light up

your breasts definitely light up high beams are on they are high beams they are beautiful and can you tell me a little bit

about this character it took me 4 months to build this guy wow I love the cock ring

if you're listening on radio well whatever that is it's like Christmas around his cock and balls or he had a complete

he's a flasher see his cock and balls flash what's that I'm curious as to who the genital model was

for this puppet the genital model it was so long ago that it was probably me as an elementary kid

that's all I got but it's the motion of the ocean that counts do his eyeballs move wow look at that

that's amazing I love marionettes they are an ancient art and the only thing is how do you keep the wires from getting tangled

I'm just noticing the breasts I don't even see the wires basically it's kind of like a Rubik's Cube everything stays fine until

you drop the controller but you try not to and then you just find the movement the puppet will tell you what it can do

it's really very basic not very complex and the key is to keep it simple and are you the dirtiest

puppeteer the kinkiest I'm the most popular because of Team America people just can't believe that I did that

and the truth was it was a sag job I got to work for four and a half months through Screen Actors Guild doing the job and then now it's a cult film

so I'm very proud of the film have they done other marionette films have anybody done other marionette films actually it was the thunderbirds

that they basically were copying but it was a television show back in the 60's so that's how long ago it was on television from England

so now I'm ready to see Missy engage in a sex act with the flasher do you want the belly dancer

I'm going to leave it up to you she'd rather do the belly dance than the flasher I don't blame her but you want the flasher

this is a belly dancing puppet here oh this looks like Condoleezza Rice is that who it is

Condoleezza Rice you know isn't a little Condoleezza like well maybe it's because she was standing next to Obama

so there she is with whoa she really has a sensuous movement to her look at this puppet lady

oh yeah so I think you should kind of lay down and let her just get all over you you know

just let her feel you I think you know you might have to watch on the TV screen or something

here she goes by the way when I was in elementary school I dreamt of one of these moments yeah when I was in elementary school

I dreamt of one of these moments right now really oh look at this now Condoleezza I'm going to call her is sitting on

Missy Martinez's face and you are I am an avian award-winning girl-girl performer so this puppet's getting a treat

ah ok that's important to know she's an award-winning porn star right ok and you're getting a treat right now

are you getting wood no pun intended trust me look at this the puppet is laying between Missy's massive

breast and she is tickling the puppet's nipples and they're getting hard wood yeah it does happen

this is years of study that I practice at home I did literally thousands of children's birthday parties for this moment wow

I mean have you been I've done so many bar mitzvahs and nothing is comparable to this now kids if you're watching this

turn off the television ok ask your parents ask your parents if you can watch this better ask your parents that's the first thing

if they're republicans they'll probably tell you to turn on some violent thing or listen to rush limbaugh or something but you know maybe they wouldn't mind

you know I should make a puppet of rush limbaugh and do this that would be fun yeah right give him lots of pills right ok

rush limbaugh that's what we call him ok so let's go back to you seem to like the face how's her pussy taste

I think we have to move this thing let her breathe she's really cute look at her

oh she moves those look at her shimmy we don't have a shot of this oh she does

a back bend wow if you're watching this if you're listening to this on radio you really should

spring for the for the watching tickets you know and join dr susie dot tv to see

puppet sex like you've never seen before puppet sex with a human this is kind of like interspecies

I mean I've seen puppet sex before on that team America I feel like I'm breaking ground this is the ground breaking sexual act

yeah and she's doing very well her hands are so clever in everything the key to all of it is not to do a lot of movement just being very whoops

what happened there I dropped my controller bombs are falling you know I think that these puppets should be used

to make sex educational films I really do anatomically correct sex educational films

that someone from you know focus on the family will certainly be upset about only just to educate the audience that's all

but they look like they can do that because sometimes because we're so uptight right we need puppets we need things to explain we need other kinds

of creatures to explain ourselves to ourselves puppets can do things that adults or humans could never do and people accept it all over the world

and it's funny anywhere I perform in the world people love what I do and they don't take it as something that's nasty or dirty they appreciate

well sometimes you got to do this to get past the uptightness what's going on there Scott I'm sorry what is going on wow

when you're alone what happens with the puppets it's been a long day you want to cool off okay here we go

there she goes cooling off whoa all over her glasses oh you look so intellectual yeah

alright are you feeling better have you relaxed yourself yes now you're sitting next to

your master yes no oh okay

you got master right just not hers not hers okay and you yeah you've been here before I'm whoa

whoa whoa orpheus black that's me hey this microphone ain't on over here you know that's because

we want to make you get close to the other guest so welcome back and you're

a dominant master of great renown here in LA I appreciate that this is my third time on the show

oh wow last time we were choking some girls out doing breath play and extreme stuff extreme stuff that scares the shit out of me

actually right okay you know how do you feel about that Laura how would you like to be able to play with

I mean setting setting me out how would you like to feel about it I mean it's something that

back to education you know with a lot of different kinks when there's not the education things can go wrong and especially

with breath play yeah I mean certainly it's one of those risky risky behaviors and you've got to know what you're doing

a lot of people do it who don't know what they're doing just to be cool you know I've studied for years years before you can

actually do this especially in public you know I've done it on camera I'm my AVM nominated adult entertainer as well

so yeah breath play fire play you got to really know what you're doing I'm going to say do not try this at home you know maybe what you should do

if you're interested in this is take a course in it at one of the you know kind of centers of sex there's a kink

kink academy has a site that I'm on there Google Orpheus Black

it's controversial because people because there does become harm when you don't know what you're doing but that's the reason that it's on there

is that you know what you're doing you can go to places like the lair kink academy dark odyssey all these people have

educational outlets that will help you if you want to learn how to do that type of thing but you know the truth of the matter is you take your own risks you know

if you mess up if you make an accident you're going to jail you know that's what it comes down to yeah yeah yeah yeah

and some juries give it to you bad you know I've actually helped with the defense as a witness to explain

that when people do have accidents that they didn't mean it that you know I mean they shouldn't get you know the death penalty

for that although you know it is one of those things that's very dangerous and we'll see a little example of that a little later

from you I'm sure oh definitely yeah you got your hot wife here yeah I got both both both of them how many wives

do you have anyway I got two two right now okay okay so no no you're polyamorous

yes you want to have more wives no end to it for four that's my idea that's like the Mormon thing right no I'm more man than most

but no is that no four seems to be one of those numbers that exist in Mormon

religion as well as I think Muslim you know there's a lot of Muslim countries that allow

men to have four wives correct yeah and and in this one Tibetan village women can have two husbands and I'm going to move there

so anyway so I have two lovely ladies behind me who didn't start life as ladies I believe

but I but you know here they are lovely ladies one of them we've we've known for while we love her Tiffany star is here

and and she certainly knows how to shoot her love gun

where's my microphone is that somebody sitting on it or using it as a dildo where's this okay here it is can you help

with the mic there yeah okay and this is are you Barbie now at a rose

at a rose oh that's right hey Tiffany how you doing good always a pleasure to be here yeah we love you so I'll be guys

to it so fun yeah this is your time number three oh yeah it's always great no matter what time it is yeah

yeah and you brought your friend at a rose actually she's my new girlfriend since my last one was kind of well well you know we're not going to

talk about your last one you know because I don't want to hey anyway

we love your new one oh yeah she's awesome yes well how tall are you

you gotta let her use your microphone I'm six but six five six but six foot yeah okay but six five with your heels on yeah

right all right okay well I'm going to ask you to do a strip tease in a little while but you can just make out for now if you like

are you having fun yeah oh yeah okay well you look great and and what do you think about the topic

I'd love to put people on the spot not even ask them a specific question what was the topic oh I love the topic that's a great no I mean

we're talking about sex and violence I mean do you like do you like to go to violent movies well I was in Iraq so really

you're another service we were a service man or a service woman service man you were a service man I was US Army infantry so wow

okay and so I mean it's sort of like you've gone to the other side I think I mean now you're you know now she services me

Tiffany that was a good one so tell me about you know in a nutshell sort of

what I mean was it being in Iraq or was it something I mean it must have been something that was in you from from your from your baby you know

something always in you that you want to be a woman yeah and but I mean did did it what what caused

you to you know really express it I just kind of lost it one day when I was there while you were there yeah I started transitioning when I was in Iraq

really yeah what what made you lose it I don't know just one day I was like I can't do this anymore any transition okay I started taking hormones and everything

and you started taking hormones while you were there what you ordered them online or something and did anybody see

the transitioning going on they caught on about four months in and what they said they told the chain of command and I ended up getting kicked out and we got back

so you're not allowed to do that is that it really against the rules yeah they don't like trannies in the military

they don't like trannies in them you were in the military right Lara Lara pay attention she's here she's here you're distracting

we're having sex for great sake you said you were going to have sex on my show she's giving me a violent hand job and then she's going to shoot me in the head

that's what turns me on I like to have sex with a gun at my head that's what turns me on here's my love gun

did you know anyone that was transitioning while you were in the military oh no that's amazing actually and do you know

have you met others who in the military transitioned I talked to many people who want to

transition actually who are in the military and I haven't talked to someone who got caught and thrown out but who are in the process

of doing it yeah taking the hormones but trying not to get caught but while in the military yeah and that's courageous

and I don't know of policy I mean there's a lot of policy or what has been a lot of talk about gays

and lesbians but about transgender people I don't know of policy well you know of policy

you're not allowed well my command was really nice about it my captain was like he really liked me a lot so you didn't get a dishonorable discharge

no I got an honorable transition for 3-3-8 the government pays for me the transition basically but it's interesting

before Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed if you were if you liked

men then you would have been kicked out but wait now I'm really confused yeah I mean you know what I mean

Tranny's do that they confuse me all the time but it's more the policy of what they accept and what they don't accept is really interesting to me

I think they don't know where to go with that it falls through the cracks you know because I mean what if you just

wear ladies panties is that okay not on the battlefield well I mean maybe it is okay there'll be a distraction to where panties on the battlefield

you throw the whole thing off you want to wake here I'm just saying hello we up you want to know if your mic is on

no no I'm on it's so hot you people don't realize it's like 130 degrees in here right now it is and we're going to have

you know I'm going to be cool and everybody off thank you for that thank you

so do you always have penis guns or is that just special for this show I love penises

and vulvas although there's less paraphernalia that is made in vulva form I must admit vulvas are more mysterious penises are out there

right here take a picture so to speak for sex education for

children they are anatomically correct get my vulva puppet they're anatomically correct male

dolls but just blank female I think you're leaning on Barbie doesn't have

this one's giving birth to a bonobo why don't they make Barbie with a vagina this is a vulva puppet my whole childhood I kept looking for it

but why doesn't she have a vagina that's nice Ken doesn't have a penis Barbie has a penis

Ken doesn't have a penis no she does she used to bang GI Joe I swear my sisters never mind

so we're almost out of time and we want to talk about a few things before we go into a crazy after party

which I feel that we're going to do because we've been kind of you know hot during this whole show but it's a show about

death to some degree and sex which is the little death and then there's the big one and we just want to do a tribute

to our friend who died pretty recently Holly Stevens and she was a star of girls

and corpses and she was on my show before she ever got on to girls and corpses in 2004 and I just always

loved Holly I can't do a tribute because my mic is off your mic is on dear just not louder than me

it's always a competition welcome to the girls and corpses show you know what Holly was the funniest most brilliant talented

out there person I've ever met I loved her she did 70 events with me she is known as the queen of clown porn

and she passed away from cancer at the age of 30 she was in many issues of the magazine we did things all over

I took her to Mensa with me for Christ's sakes and she spoke she's brilliant and terrible tragedy cancer

fuck cancer fuck cancer it's killing way too many wonderful beautiful people but someday

I'm going to see her on the other side at the craziest party in the history of you know but she was a great contributor to the magazine as a writer

an artist a model and we're going to miss her terribly we are we love you Holly we love you rest in peace

and you know we'll be seeing you somewhere and we'll certainly see you in our clown porn dreams the doctor Susan Block after

a life show right sex with ghosts yeah this is going to go on forever isn't it you and Max

as ghosts you know Max is wide enough to be a ghost on us where is he

I don't know it's probably at the bar just you know trying to cool off and you wrote about sex with ghosts in the magazine girls I did

I forget what I wrote but it was beautiful right so somebody asked me a question about their

sex with ghosts you know a girl whose boyfriend had passed away had been killed in a car accident and she kept fantasizing

about him and people do that they fantasize about all kinds of things and certainly ghosts like the Martians and

and cartoon characters are the kind of things we fantasize about because we can have total control in

our minds and well you know who knows maybe there is some telepathic thing going on that plants fantasies

in our minds you know we are all connected we are one and

the ghost sort of travels between worlds so yeah

if you have a question that has something to do with sex and death you can you can ask me in my new girls and corpses column that's right

there we go there we go girls and corpses okay now you guys are having some fun but here's the thing is Wendy Williams

you know who Wendy Williams is okay where's the microphone yes okay yes and Wendy Williams gave us

this body part of hers that yeah let's bring it out here okay it's heavy this is a heavy thing this is from

Doc Johnson and it's like this amazing thing okay is Wendy Williams in there

what doesn't she have a talk show or am I thinking of something this is

Wendy Williams it comes with lollipop salad tossing spray is the name she looks very heavy

this is a weapon why does Wendy have testicles because Wendy is a trans woman

oh I'm thinking you're the one that does the talk show that's what we all thought no no no this is Wendy Williams

the right church wrong view the tyranny okay so this is this is a sex toy

really show us how it's done well there's a hole right here and you kind of put your car keys in

I mean you could finger it or you could put your penis into it I mean whatever you want to put into it do you notice there's a naked woman

I just noticed that just started dancing she got hot and she put her toes shoes on this is

kitty twinkle toes here who hasn't missed a show in five Saturdays and she's here

dancing six Saturdays excuse me and she is a former Joffrey ballet dancer

who is now a slut there was not just me making women when I was on

she's now a fetish model excuse me she was actually always a slut and no she's a fabulous wonderful artist and

we love her and we love all sluts or most sluts anyway can she sit on my lap and do a nutcracker yeah

okay she's just she's just warming up here okay so I've got this big ass here

I mean is this the kind of thing I don't know would you like to have your ass made by Doc Johnson that you would like

at some point I'm sure he will I mean I like Doc and he knows me so after a couple more years I'm sure he'll have a nice Tiffany

star ass that you can all fuck but this isn't something you'd want to fuck yourself or is it she's my PR person I don't feel like fucking my

PR if it was anyone else's ass she would do it okay well I'll just leave it here for inspiration

you can imagine how do you want to fuck Wendy's ass after the absence folks okay so

yeah well now we have dancing and we're almost done

right we're almost done with test test test there's my husband max max the cancer beater

so far I would have gone to the ballet if this is what it was like when I was a kid this is how I remember it at all

this brother boring this is pretty exciting yeah Bono's here he's slumming on the doctor season block no Bono would love to be on this show

is Bono here yeah Bono Bono actually there is a Bono lookalike

that comes here sometimes if you'll do the nutcracker over here I'm fucking Bono so no talking off the microphone

okay I'm on a mic well I know but you're talking to someone who's off a mic so it's very disturbing to our radio audience I'm gonna drink some absinthe

okay so yeah absinthe we've got some but we're almost out of time where's where's my producer Teja I think we need

refreshments now she's having sex in the bed yeah is that right with a puppet I hope at least it should be part of her routine here

Teja please come I like all the naked changing it room yes so

introduce one of your wives oh indigo black oh nice alright

we're just getting back from her belly dance thing she was doing she was performing for a large audience we came straight here

and she's all sweaty and nice and sexy I don't even think she has panties on so I don't know oh

so what do you like so much about all that sexy violence that you actually I'm not

a big violent person I truly am into the sex but you like being oh is that considered violent

oh my you know what it is that makes that's just normal to me how do you have sex and you don't get choked I didn't actually

think that it was violent wow never done that yeah well I mean that just shows

how consensual it is because you don't even think of it as violent but most people would think choking is violent right I mean no it's not

there's this euphoria of feeling and you have well you know you literally have a little death and then I wake up and he's still fucking me

I mean hello how could this be bad I don't know I kind of want to be present whoa

whoa you know there's probably a lot of sweat on the floor so don't slip she can dance in squirt

all I'm saying is this is hot I got ballerinas belly dances bono ex-military

if you got a gun I'm coming over here and I think we need some more puppet sex the puppet guy

the puppets have a curfew we got some rope we can make some bondage puppets we've got a couple girls around here the puppets have to go to bed

they had to leave can we just tie up some women and make them puppets me and you

where's my my bonobo puppet it's on your other side Susie it's right there

my other side here he is well you know brothers and sisters we're talking about sex and violence

and they're really two primal forces within human beings

within all creation really we all do some violence I mean if we're meat eaters

we're violent to chickens and ducks and cows you know if we're

vegetarians even we're violent to radishes I mean we rip them with our teeth and chew them and eat them

the process is kind of part of us it's a question of what we control how much we control I think

and the common chimps who are our cousins they seem to control sex through violence

you know you're not allowed to have sex unless you're the top dog and then also you know most of the females

have sex through rape gang bang rapes it's a hard life being a common chimp female right

and as a bonobo they control violence through sex it's it's just you know on opposite

side of the same kind of thing they're basically having all kinds of sex to diffuse violent tension

and yeah it's very bisexual you know the males and the females and the females and the males and the trannies

I don't know the bonobo trannies but you know that's a technology thing but the boys are

very laid back and a lot of guys say why do they put up with it why do they put up with the females having all that power because they're getting laid

that's why and bonobo genome was just done was just sequenced to be technological

about it so I think we're maybe changing even in the face of just having had these two horrific

mass murders horrific mass murders and there's pussy in the

you know that's this show like I'm trying to have a serious talk but then there's I gotta see this pussy what's going on here okay

this is an anatomical display here right anyway yeah we're showing more pussy

and of course there's always a backlash but I do think we're getting more in touch with our bonobo side

and I also think that we have to to save the bonobos who are highly endangered and to save ourselves

from our crazy wild violent chimpanzee side and thanks to writers like Lara

and crazy people like all these porn stars I think that's the direction that we're moving in

and maybe I'm just the power of positive thinking but I do think that that's happening and that these mass murders are a backlash

to that but we're winning and I propose a toast absente absente

to the bonobo way peace through pleasure brothers and sisters lovers and sinners mmhmm

did you get your absente you don't like absente you don't like you don't drink you're wholesome oh you drink okay get her a drink alright you're not that wholesome right

okay and we have tranny spucking back here is that what we have pretty soon pretty soon

what are you guys doing you're just kinda dry humping oh I'm gonna have hot anal sex you're gonna have hot anal sex wow are you hopping in

we have salad tossing spray that's right maybe you don't want to fuck the Wendy Williams ass but you should use

the salad tossing spray for sure okay uh so now we just have a few more minutes okay and I want to have everybody say

you know goodnight and give a little piece of their mind and you never asked me about the sex and violence by the way didn't I oh well okay go

I just like to point out the fact that if you go to Japan most of the time a lot of their hentai porn is made for young adults

you know they've already adjusted to the idea that sex in all forms whether it's aggressive, violent

passive it's okay sex has its own realm its own determination and that's one of the best things that I like about the culture

because if you notice you put in hentai go to wikipedia they'll give you all forms of this hentai of sex whether it's bondage

whether it's BDSM whether it's trans whether it's anything and it comes in uh aged demographics anywhere from 11

on up because what they're doing is they're saying it's in the right environment for the right situation you know between consenting

adults or sometimes non consenting depending on the fantasy that this is okay and they're one of the more well adjusted places

they do have a lot of gun control they don't have a lot of you know they don't have a lot of mass murder every once in a while somebody sets off some chemicals

Ireland has a lot of gun control too but they also have the highest knife incidences in all of Europe well they're having some good old

fashion alcohol that's what that's about I don't know I'd like to know more statistically about this I mean whether the Japanese

they seem to have less violence they do have less violence they have higher suicide though well that's all that

Herakiri wait her microphone's not working hello hello microphone Lara's microphone

I can hear you so one of their most popular comics because it's I've been to Tokyo and you can walk into

the convenience store and purchases I mean they're just out there like Cosmo or whatever exactly

but a lot of the images are cartoonish like animals with huge cocks and

raping you know so this is a rate man is a really popular comic that you can see people on the subway

and I can't remember right now what the subway is called I've written it but you know there'll be men in business suits

and the people there are very very laid back they keep their emotions to themselves I used to work for Gipson

I used to work for Gipson guitars and was at a high negotiating power position

and I could have gotten on top of the table and taken my clothes off and they wouldn't have blinked they keep their emotions and they never say no

so there's such a reserved people but they'll be on the subway in business suits reading rate man

and there's a lot of groping and sexual harassment now on the positive side I just want to say that my producer is now

wiping ballet pussy juice off of the stripper pole I want to lick that I was going to do that

yeah with your tongue well you know there's a lot of

violence in sex and in porn and in depictions and this topic

could go on and on well there's always something sexy about violence why do you think we like violence so much

because it's connected it's a question of how we control these things hey the bonobos are not complete peaceniks

they slap each other, they hit each other maybe they choke each other out one of the sexiest shows on TV to me

aside from your show is true blood and that is all about sex

and gore, gory sex there's one sex scene that I'll forever remember was

two vampires having sex and they show, it's amazing how much they show of actual sex and intimacy but in this case

he snapped her neck as he's fucking her snapped her neck and turned it around and you were turned on by that, shame on you

oh wow that's a lasting image we have to talk later but they

but what's wild about true blood is that they show all kinds of sexuality of man on man, woman on woman

and different colors but don't you think that's the depiction of power though the person has the power to take this man

to take this woman to have what he wants the way he wants and that's one of the things I think is sexy about BDSM and so on and so forth

when you're commanding, when you're in charge of your shit you grab your cock, you take the person you want you have your way with them and there are women that want you to do that

I don't know anybody who wants to oh do you want to fuck, okay maybe we'll fuck are you sure, no you want somebody to throw you put your face in the fucking pillow and handle their business

and then maybe get some coffee I don't know, I like the kind of guy that goes you want to fuck, maybe we'll fuck I mean I think everybody likes different things

I kind of like being teased and maybe no, I don't know people like different things, I think the key is always consensuality

and I think that that is the key because when we're talking about violence we're talking about basically non-consensuality

nobody wants to be shot in the head well, most people don't and I just realized that somebody

just committed suicide in the BDSM community and I just want to say Rest in Peace Natalie D'Amour who did shoot herself in the head and it was horrific

not something that I want to honor but I know that she was a nice person and she was here

she's a great person and it's a sad thing that that she did but you know this is one of those

difficult subjects I mean I got to say I'm just against non-consensual violence

I got to say that and yet I'm all about the fantasy and that's why I don't really have a problem with Japanese

looking at comics of crazy stuff like that I mean a lot of my sex therapy clients have very violent fantasies usually

whether they're male or female they are in their fantasy the victim of the violence they're not usually the perpetrator

maybe that's just my clients oh yes spray spray water going here anyway this is obviously something that needs to be talked about

on and on and on weapons of mass discussion is what we're about here on the Dr. Susan block show let's have some sperm wars yeah I keep shooting in it

yeah hey Dr. Susie can I throw one more thing out there one more and then we got one last thing I'm also doing club hentai here

which is actually celebrating that whole hentai culture you know I'm saying so we're going to be dressing up like anime costumes

our sci-fi costumes bang doctor who I don't care but we're going to tie him up and have a good time so hit me on my facebook

Dr. Block can I add one thing here before we go and you can hit him two things I just want to say thepuppetman.com

for our puppet guy that came today you want to see what he does and also this Saturday coming up at meltdown comics

hopefully you'll be there Dr. Block because you have a show but we are doing a party with Sid Haig Scout Taylor Compton

we have HRSA's music street performers meltdown comics in Hollywood 6 to 11 p.m. you can come early and then still listen to Dr. Block's show

well you could except that I am actually doing a show in Vegas I'm going to Vegas I'm not only doing a show

I'm doing an interview with Dr. Ted McElvena who is the founder you're going to have to fuck a little

little more sensuously it's a violent show for Christ's sake I've got two trannies fucking behind me

in case I act a little distracted but I'm getting an honorary doctorate from the Institute for the Advanced Study

of Human Sexuality which is founded by Dr. Michael Dr. Ted McElvena and he's also the director

of the Erotic Heritage Museum which is where I'm going to be doing the show and the interview and getting my honorary doctorate

so you didn't check with me about having that party congratulations we would have canceled how we know you aren't going to be there you know and I just

I just know that President Levin of Yale is really happy that I'm getting this doctorate for the Advanced Study

the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality did you sleep with them? of course

okay I'm just wondering don't you have to sleep with a teacher in human sexuality of course you can't do it at Yale anymore though

not at Yale though not even allowed to have sex incoming but you are allowed to be in sports at Yale and by the way yeah that's a whole other subject

it's like you know they censor the sex courses there like Sex Week at Yale was extremely censored

but you know they say that that's responsible for the rapes no, what's responsible for the rapes

and the sexual harassment on college campuses is not sex education it's allowing jocks and football players to run rampant

and to just do whatever they want and the fraternities and all that stuff anyway that's a whole other subject

no one ever getting a blowjob shot someone think about it not at least while they're getting the blowjob is this on? it's a little tough

they just shoot the gun between their legs right into the mouth okay so Max you have a microphone did you want to say something about

I just want to say thank all of you, thank you and of course censorship censorship

is a big problem in this country Max had time for censorship can we have some applause for Prince Max I spent 26 months

in prison for showing tits and ass in the 1970s when Playboy wasn't even showing pubic air

I put tits and ass out on news racks all over the state of California Annie Sprinkle being stump fucked

by Long Jean Silver Stump fucking I published Annie's first magazines

and I was arrested in Rhode Island for stump fucking with Long Jean Silver and

so I'm very proud of it they took my kids away by the way for about 10 days and they gave them back to me

but all fucked up and yeah so yeah this is a strange country

I'm European so I'm one of the invaders here and one of the inside terrorists and

I worked very hard to change not the world but my world and hopefully if I change my own world

other people's world would change but there is no the reality of it is whether it's in Russia, America

or China generally when you're standing at the printing press printing there's no police

it's after you put it out there that they come and get you so you have to be part of the brave at that time

to show any kind of pussy and by the way all my magazines were written by the readers and all the photographs were

Polaroids and people told their own stories like the internet today that's right you were a forerunner

of Facebook which I hate of all the different communities

people publishing their own stuff so anyway alright well I think we're going to say goodbye to everybody

one at a time yeah that feels so good give it to me that's the kind of violence I like

what's going on here the spooch cold spooch she's spooching on you

about your wife alright brothers and sisters we're going to wind up with our testimonials on how we did tonight

and where we're at Lara Riscoll did you have a good time oh yeah thanks for the invite

this has been a lot of fun a little different than any interview I've done before now you have to get on the stage what are your final moments

but it's nice to be able to actually say fuck and cock and that kind of stuff on a yeah fuck and cock

and actually say it in a sexual way here's to be able to read and hear

and talk about cum shots as much as we talk about gun shots that's right that was my original theme for the show do you want to talk about

cum shots or gun shots and what is more harmful to your child what do we want to protect our children from talking about gun shots or cum shots

I wouldn't want my child to have a cum shot but that's another story well but I mean to look well I mean

you know I don't like gun shots I don't really like cum shots but okay

agreed how about just a little more talk on pleasure versus violence squirting is okay

even pleasure through violence but you know but for the pleasure squirting my husband is just so heterosexual

you don't like guy cum shots but you like girl cum shots that is a beautiful thing

okay that doesn't mean you have to shoot gay people though you know what I'm saying well I don't know where that came from

well because I'm not anti-gay just because I'm a little homophobic thank you

that's true you gotta you gotta be nice to your neighbors like this one yeah alright

alright well thank you Laura and everyone should follow Laura on Twitter as well as alternate Laura Risco

by the way she actually knows how to write you know which is a big deal today because today everybody's a writer but

you know it's like they don't know how to spell and punctuation right

whoa whoa ballet that's what that's called twinkle toes here

alright corp C it's you you're gonna say goodbye now I just want to say that this has been the most wonderful night in the history

of mankind how about woman kind and woman kind and Max knows about violence and sex

because he was in prison he'll tell you a little bit about that sometime that's right the new issue of girls and corpses featuring Dr. Susan Block

tazer suitor is in the magazine missy martinez scatilla compton girlsandcorpses.com pick this issue up it is our craziest issue ever

we love you god bless America okay and yeah missy martinez should say goodbye thank you for having me

it was a crazy wonderful time make love not war Dr. Susan yeah let's practice the bonobo way

peace through pleasure brothers and sisters okay and uh you know I I've got some motherfucking

dick behind me here uh yeah look at this okay we gotta have a little porn now

look at this we've got porn going on here it's uh granny porn here okay respect the motherfucking dick I guess

woo twinkle toes hey great boys we'll respect your dick

if you lay down your arm what no no let's go up there hold on

there's no more oh yeah suck it alright brothers and sisters

it's been a beautiful time tonight and uh I hope you

have enjoyed our discussion our weapons of mass discussion weapons of mass seduction that's what we believe here we believe

in dropping bras not bombs and in uh you know making love not war which is the bonobo way a peace through

pleasure so uh one one last thing that I'd like to say doc first of all I love you I love you

that's number one number two congratulations on your

doctorate because I uh Dr. Mechelvain has done a lot

to change the world at least this world that we know so thank you for 27 years of helping people

and uh changing people and uh helping them get through the night I love you

thank you for helping me helping me get through the night so I can help them get through the night oh I'm just a husband and also we want to promote the

Damiana tea oh yes yes Mama's tea more on that next week

and if you want to join us in Vegas hit us up two one three six seven zero zero zero six six we have one seat left one seat left on the motor coach

that's going to Las Vegas that's right four nights

all right so make love not war uh make like bonobos not baboons make love

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

I need to talk to someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else all right we're going to take some pictures now

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