P-Spot Revolution, Bday Celebrations & Nymphomaniacal Fun!

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So, you got to be live to do that. Obviously, you might be listening or watching this show a thousand years in the future. If there is that much of a future for humanity, hopefully there will be. Because if we're listening live, we're feeling a little bit shaky. Because of that

bitch. That hot, wet bitch named Sandy. And of course, we're here on the west coast dry. Well, on the outside, on the inside.

Gushy, gushy. But, uh, oh man, our hearts go out to you. I have relatives on the east coast. They're okay. Well, one of them, my cousin's car flattened by a tree, but at least he wasn't in it, right? And

so many people, their homes, their, their lives lost, swept up in this grand, uh, just tsunami almost. I guess, I don't know if it is a tsunami, but what I do know is people are suffering and actually I just want you to give something. You know, to whatever, Red Cross, I guess, or

some other charity that's out there. Even if you're not sure if it gets there, maybe some of it will get there. It's hard to know these days. But I do have a friend, Dr. Patty Britton, who's got this interesting charity of, uh, sex spurts and friends giving, uh, money to sex spurts and friends who have been hurt by

Sandy. So, uh, go to the front page of my website and there's a link right there to that charity. So if you want to, you know, kind of give in a sexy way, maybe make sure these people's sex toys are, you know, replenished. No, it's really, uh, well, you know, I mean the electricity is out. They need batteries, right? They're vibrators, right? I mean, it's times like this

when you really need an orgasm just to sleep. Jesus. So, but, but really it's for, it's for basic stuff, uh, that people who might be, you know, sex workers, sex spurts, sex therapists, and families, uh, on, uh, who were hit by Sandy and so many of us were. And, uh, and while we're talking about giving, let's talk for a moment about maybe giving something else so that maybe there's not

bigger and bigger and huger and just humanity destroying Sandy's. And I just want to say a little word for ecology, if I might. Uh, yeah, I mean, uh, how about that global warming? Do you believe in it now, brothers and sisters? Woo-hoo! Uh-huh. I hear, I don't hear any cheers. Well, you don't cheer for global warming, but I think a lot of people now are even Mayor Bloomberg going,

yeah, maybe there's something to that. And, uh, and so maybe there's something to us living a little bit gentler lives, you know. Don't live out in the suburbs and drive all the time. Live in the city, you know, and walk a few blocks. Or, that doesn't mean walk on Dr. Susan Block. Uh, but that means just, oh carpool, I don't know, just, you know, the gas

guzzling. It's all people living in the suburbs, driving here and there. Let's have more urbanization. And, uh, people in the cities tend to live, uh, tend to, uh, let's see, use up, of course, a lot less gas. Um, of course, those close quarters, if you emit some gas, it gets kind of smelly. It's true. Uh, there's a little, little peace spot joke there. Uh, we'll get into that

in a minute, but, uh, but anyway, yeah. Um, one more thing, please, some people are going to be offended by this, but I have to say it, just, just in the face of Sandy, please, don't have so many kids. Okay. Please. Is that okay? Not 10 per couple. Okay. Uh, and, uh, yeah, I mean, the biggest danger to the future of humanity is too many humans, you know, guzzling

all that gas and emitting all those fumes and all that stuff. So, um, you know, sex has many purposes. Procreation is only one of them. Yes, we are all children of sex, and that's only about procreation to some degree. It's also about, we are children of sex because we all are sexual. We all, uh, are sexual in the sense of using it for recreation and for relationships. So, uh, sex means

a lot of things. And we're going to explore, uh, certain kinds of sex tonight that are really not for procreation, but they are for fun, and they are for your health. And hey, if you have fun and you're healthy, then you might procreate too. So, uh, uh, it all kind of works together. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. And, uh, in, uh, in a little bit, I'm going to

introduce a very special guest who is on the phone, uh, with us from San Francisco, the city of sex. Yeah, but first I want to just introduce, um, my line up here, uh, right at their microphone so, uh, y'all can talk, talk, talk, brothers and sisters. Let's see, who do we have here? Oh, before I do that, a lot of you are here for a very special event and that is probably a

lot more important than global warming. And that would be the birthday celebrations of, uh, Captain Prince Max. Woo-hoo! I know we're tentative about, he's not sure whether he wants to celebrate his birthday tonight or next week, so we might celebrate both. Uh, but, uh, he's, he's here. And, uh, and Master Liam! Woo-hoo! And happy belated birthday, Shay! Woo-hoo! Golden. Okay, so now, um, let's see,

I have a special guest who has never been here before, who's sitting right in front of me, the lovely Larkin Love. Good evening. Well, good evening. How are you? Most excellent. Good, excellent, I would say, right? With an S. You kind of gave it a little sibilance there, maybe that was me, just thinking how sexy you look. Well, it's certainly been a warm welcome

since I got here. Yeah, really good, good. They should be warm because it's cold out there. Not as cold as in Staten Island. But, you know, I, I love your, uh, your Twitter that says you're a professional Nymphomaniac nudist. That's more or less, uh, the way it goes. It's my fancy way of summing up everything I do for a living and also for enjoyment. Can you elaborate just a bit on,

okay, professional? Professional. Um, I do adult film, I guess porn star applies, but I wouldn't really call myself a star. I'm more dabble. Nymphomaniac. Oh boy, don't get me started. That's like this old fashioned term that, of course, has been discredited as a scientific, you know, category. But it's one that I happily reclaim. There you go. I'm, I'm very pleased.

Sort of like sluts, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I'm a happy slut and I'm quite pleased that a video camera has fallen into my possession because not only does it provide income but hours of entertainment. Go Nymphos. Okay. Woo hoo. And a nudist. When I'm in my own home or in a place where I know I won't run into any legal trouble, I completely eschew clothing. Any legal trouble

here? Yeah, I don't hear of any. Anyway, relax. But there is none. No legal trouble. Right. Not tonight. But we have trouble right next to you of a different sort. She is returning to the speakeasy from, since I guess you've been here a few times. Catty. I have been here a few times. Yeah, Catty, Catty, Catty. What's your last name,

Catty? Thompson. Thompson, Thompson, Thompson, like Thompson. Right. And you look great. Thank you. You look great. Oh, well, thanks a lot. So last time you were here, you were with these mean men. Mean men, mean men, sex and metal. Professional mean men, right? Professional mean men. Yes, they like to... Nasty toys. To make nasty toys that they model around my body.

I have many nasty scars because they have modeled mean toys around my body. Wow. And I saw some tonight. But I don't think they were caused by mean men. They were caused by a mean woman. Oh, mean women like to do mean things to me too. It's all fun. And you enjoy having mean things done to you? Oh, I do. I do. I take pleasure in it. Can we have some insight into why?

Because it's fun. Okay, there you go. It's fun. It's all a good fun. I like it when it hurts good. So good. Well, we'll find out more about exactly what that is in a moment. But I want to introduce my middle guest here who is new to the Speak Easy, another virgin in the womb room looking just so angelic in her corset, Jenna J. Ross. Oh, and listen to that angelic little voice.

Wow. And look at that cute little space between your teeth. Very cute. So Jenna J. Ross. Wow, that's quite a mouthful of a name. Yes, it is. That's not your typical like candy ass kind of porn name, is it? No, it's not. And it actually, it has a meaning. Tell us. It didn't just make it up. Well, Jenna, it's easy to pronounce. My other name is not. Ross is very American, easy to spell.

And the J stands for jinx. I see. Okay. Well, each part does have a meaning. Jinx. Jinx. Because I like to end up hurting myself somehow on set every single time. There's something always goes around. Really? Is this similar to Catty's sort of professional masochism or is this just awkwardness? No, this is just weird things unintentionally happening. Like I cut my knee

on a towel. I don't really know how, but I did. I've shot a butt plug out of my ass onto a director's toe. A butt plug out of your ass. He made me laugh. Don't make me laugh with things in my butt. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That can be dangerous. Right. We're going to talk more about that in just a minute about things in your butt. But, but yeah, okay. Well, and it wasn't one of those

heavy ones. I mean, it was a glass one. Oh, that would hurt the toe. So I'm pretty sure I chipped his toe nail. You are dangerous, aren't you? And you look so sweet. I look so sweet and innocent, but looks hard to save. Right, jinx. Okay, we got to watch out for you. Just don't put anything sharp or pointy near me and we're good. Jenna or soft. All right, well, welcome to the

womb room, I think. Okay, so now we have Shay Golden and Brock hard. Hello, you guys. What is this? Your fifth time? Yes, it's our fifth time. Yay. This is an amazing couple, brothers and sisters, just in case you just tuned into this show. If you listen or watch this show regularly, you know this is an amazing couple. And last week, they outdid themselves for Halloween, right? Yes, that was

awesome. That was the first time we've ever done that. This exact thing, it was great. Are we going to say what you did? Are we going to just let people, you know, find out for themselves? Well, first of all, Shay was a black angel, a dark, evil angel, right? And Brock was a zombie. Yep. Very bloody and gross. And somehow this was an aphrodisiac. Well, fear and sex, you know,

kind of go together sometimes. And you guys had this like tremendous pumping sex. Wow. Yeah, in the after show, it got a little heated up. It was very heated up. There's so much going on during the actual show. I think that you turned Shay into a zombie. Oh, yeah, I got as bloody as I possibly could. Well, you guys have done different things every

show and you're going to do something different, I think, tonight. Oh, yeah. Okay, so that means I want to introduce my guest on the phone. Is he there? Okay, Dr. Charlie Glickman. Welcome. Thank you. Dr. Charlie is the author of The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure. And here it is. That's right. Don't worry, birthday boy. This isn't for you. And Dr. Charlie is also a

good vibrations or he was a good vibration sex educator, asex certified, and a very cool guy. He's written a lot of articles you can find on the internet and he speaks at places and helps guys to find their p-spot and girls to find their partner's p-spot, huh, Charlie? The most fun thing I have to admit. Right. Well, you do a lot of things,

but that's the thing that we're talking about because this book just came out. And it seems to be part of what I call the p-spot pleasure revolution. Well, it is true. More guys have been asking me about it than ever before, which is part of why we finally decided to sit down and write the book.

Yeah. A lot of guys are into it. All kinds of guys. Straight, gay, bi, tri, trans, all all kinds. Just anybody with a prostate. Yeah. I have to say one of the most fun things is all of the straight guys who have been coming up to me telling me how much it has changed their sex lives for the better.

Ah. Well, we want to hear about how much it's changed their sex lives for the better. And we want to, you know, see if we can change somebody's sex life for the better. Their sex life is already great, I think, right? Brock and Shea. Yeah. You guys there? Yeah. Oh, they're having a trouble with their sex life.

No, they're having trouble with their microphone. No trouble. Yeah. They can get better. I'm up for anything new. You're up for something new. Yeah. If they can't hurt me and it could possibly feel amazing, then how can I just say no? Well, you know, novelty is always

a big aphrodisiac, right? I mean, I've never, I've never done anything like it, so it's gonna be... Uh-huh. He's never played with his butt. He's never played with his butt. Well, I don't... I neither have I. I'm not gay and it's not a gay thing. I just don't like things around or inside my butt.

You don't like it, but you're willing to try it. Well, I gotta try everything once. It's not gonna kill me. Okay. So what do you think is the reason you don't like it? I don't know. It's just, it's... I can't explain it. It kind of hurts the little bit that she's done.

What about that, Charlie? Well, you know, fear of anal play hurting is one of the top three things that keeps guys from trying it. But that just means that you need to try something a little bit different, maybe go a little slower, use a different... Add a little sexual stimulation and you have some cock massage while you're doing anal penetration makes a big, big difference.

Okay. Well, we have... We don't have a lot of time, though. So what are we gonna do? We're just gonna try like a little bit. I don't know if we're gonna go all the way with this. Let's just say probably not. But you guys want to come up here? Yeah, you want to come up and we can fill those seats with other residents of the room,

room, room, room, room, room, room. The womb room. Yeah. Oh, look at this outfit on Shea Golden, my goddess. Woo-hoo. This is hot looking. She outdoes herself every Saturday night. This is pantyhose as opposed to... Yeah, she looks a little tougher tonight than usual. Yeah. I don't know if that's part of the game here. I need to get this microphone here.

Can you get that microphone since you're so assertive tonight, Shea? Okay, here we go. This is for you though, right? And you? Okay. And you're wearing your usual black t-shirt and shorts. Okay, very good. And let's see. So you guys can relax here. Actually, why don't you relax over here? Because I've got this stuff here and there's not much

going on over here. There we go. Yeah, I've got Bill Clinton in the house tonight, brothers and sisters. He's campaigning. I feel your pain. Yeah, who was that? That was Bill. That was Chris. Yes, thank you, Dr. Susan. I appreciate it. Very good, Bill. Yeah, that's... Is Monica here? Yeah. Monica's probably here after some absinthe, I'm sure. Oh boy. Kitty will be Monica.

Okay, so couple number one, Brock and Shea are here. And let's see. So, okay. So they're just sitting here in their clothes, Charlie. And what would you recommend that they do to warm up? Well, they're starting already. They're taking off their clothes. That's exactly what I was going to think of. They're kind of doing that. And then maybe you can... We've got a condomania bowl

filled with stuff. Condoms and... Let's see. Gloves. Actually, the gloves aren't from condomania, though they should have them. But we have lube of all different kinds. What kind of lube do you have there? That's important. You need the right... What kind do we have? Okay. Well, I hope we have the right kind. We have something that a lot of people like

and of course being a peacenik, I'm kind of against the name of it. But it's one of the favorites. It's called gun oil. That's a great one. Load it right, huh? It's a good one. That's a good one. And the reason why it's a good one is silicone stays super... It's silicone. That's what you want. All right. So, Shea, you've got a glove on?

Now, glove. Okay. We haven't gotten to that quite yet. Okay. So, a glove. And I've got a skinny one here. This looks like a pretty small one because you have a pretty small hand. Yeah. It's best to have a snug one, right? You want a snug glove because if the glove bunches up and wrinkles on your fingers, it's going to be irritating for your partner. So,

you want a good fit. Right. Right. That's part of the pain, maybe, is just little things like that. Irritate... Little irritations. The butthole is a very, very sensitive area for guys and girls. You know, you got to be careful. Who here knows something about anal sex? Anybody? Yeah. Okay. Jenna. I've done it both on camera and off camera.

Done it meaning giving or receiving? I've always received. I've never given. I've explored with a partner who was interested in the idea, but it was more of like light touching, not actual insertion. Okay. And how did you find that it slid in the best way? Relaxing. Relaxing. What's your secret to relaxing?

You want to start by putting something in slowly. Very little bit and work your way up to getting it fully in. And then as that progresses, you add more size and more girth. Do you have any tips for relaxing? How to relax it? We're all so tense. Breathe. Breathe. You're right. Right. In and out. Isn't that right, Charlie? The big tip with breathing is you want to slide your finger

in while your partner is exhaling. Yeah. Right. So that's the big tip. I contact with them. You tell them to take a nice, slow, deep breath. As they exhale, that's when your finger slides in. Okay. Yes. And you know, breathing seems so like natural, doesn't it? I mean, we all kind of do it, but we breathe shallowly most of the time, right? We're not really breathing deeply. And especially

when we're a little nervous about doing something new, we sort of breathe, which sounds sexy, but it's not, I don't know, it just traps the energy up in your diaphragm instead of letting it flow into your pelvis. This is good for guys or girls, breathing deep and doing PC muscle and sphincter exercises, right? Yeah, that can help, too, because the more aware you are of your PC muscle,

the easier it is to relax. So everybody, men, women, everybody should be doing their Kegel exercises. All right. So Brock is now getting naked. Oh, yeah. And Shay is keeping on a little tidy pair of panties for Panty Boy there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And, well, Brock still has his socks on. I guess that's kind of cool. It's like old fashioned porn with the black socks,

right? Anything that makes it comfortable. Okay. And, okay. So the first thing to make him comfortable is Shay is sucking his cock. Awesome. Okay. Well, he looks comfortable now, and he's got headphones on. I think Shay needs some headphones so she can hear what to do, right? Because Charlie, Charlie needs to talk to her. I mean, she's just basically been

doing what comes naturally, which involves sucking her hot boyfriend's dick. But pass something on while we're waiting for the headphones for her. Yeah. Around the outside, but she's not going to go inside yet. Just massage around the outside of the anus. The outside of the anus. Okay. So should we put the gun oil on first of all?

Yes. Okay. So this is what's going to go on your hand and also a little bit on, you know, between the cheeks here. So I'm going to just, ooh, nice and smooth and shaved all around the balls and the butthole. Oh yeah. This is like silicone lube, which is very kind of a little bit goes a long way. Yeah. That's what makes it. Okay. So yeah. Now you've got that there.

Don't go in. Okay. And you can just keep sucking and just hold your fingers. Maybe the, the gloved fingers kind of under there or there you go. And, and, and just kind of hold it. And let's see. Let me get that microphone. And one thing we should know is when, when playing with the P spot, you know,

men have a P spot just like women have a G spot. Do you have a G spot? Most definitely. Most definitely. Well, I mean, there's a bunch of like what I call pseudoscientists who have said that women don't have a G spot. So I'm just checking to see if you do. I'm a little worried about Shea's fingernails. Well, she does have the fingernails.

That's true. She tripped them. Oh, girl. And, and also she's wearing a glove. Brock and I were treating the other two. Yes. Yes. She has very nice long fingernails on all her other fingers, but not that finger, the key finger. And let's see. Okay. Oh, microphone. Here we go. I got to get this mic. So maybe, uh, is Teja busy? Maybe she could help me with microphones

here. Did you have a question? Oh, she's got her mouth full now. She can't talk. Okay. Oh, I was going to say one, one or two fingers. One or two fingers in, she's, she's on the outside between the cheeks. Should she use one or two fingers? I don't know. One for now. Okay. Let's be definite. One for now. We're just starting. So

start with one. Massage around the outside. Massage around the outside. The more turned on he gets and the more relaxed he is, she'll actually be able to feel his pelvis forward to her finger a little bit. That's what we're looking at. How are you feeling? Oh, good. Good. Okay. That's a good sign because you didn't, you said you didn't really usually like it. No, it feels good. It's just,

it's hard to get going with it. It's a different feeling. It's a different feeling, but it's not a bad feeling. It's not hurting me. All right. Sounds good. All right. So she is sucking away. And by the way, we should say you don't need to have an erection to experience pea spot pleasure. It's true. And in fact, a lot of guys, when they have anal

penetration, their penis won't be hard because the muscles are all relaxing so you can flip your finger or a toy or whatever. That's what's happening to me. There you go. And that doesn't mean you don't like having your cock sucked or stimulated just because you're not getting an erection because it does feel good no matter what. The nerve endings are still there,

even if it's not hard. Okay. So she is sucking away and stimulating with her finger. Yes. How does he look? Does he look like he's enjoying himself? He does. He looks kind of blissed out. Would that be an accurate summation of how you feel? Oh yeah. I'm just, I'm going over here. He's relaxing. He's going with it. I'm trying to get the best out of it. Yeah. Okay.

Do you guys need more of this gun oil for your gun? A little better. A little more. Okay. Here we go. You really can't have too much lube when it comes to you. If you think you have enough add a little more. Lube, lube, lube, lube, lube. There we go. With the sensation on my asshole, it's really hard to feel the pleasure on my penis. It's kind of odd.

What is that about? Just brain chemistry? Charlie, did you hear that? He said with the sensation on his asshole, it's hard to feel it in his penis. You know, it's probably just because it's a new sensation. That happens a lot. It's like when you try anything new. Sometimes that's what you focus on. All right. So you're still on the outside, right? Or have

you snuck in there? You snuck in a little bit. Okay. All right. We can work with that. Okay. So how much did you sneak in about what? Half a finger. Half a finger. Wow. Half a finger. That's that's pretty good. You want to hold the mic if you're going to give suggestions for the peanut gallery. Okay. So how does it feel?

Oh, wait. Woo. I got to hear from the man. Yeah, she said it feels just like bottoming out in there. Wait, wait. What's the question? Do you want her to just have pressure or you wanted to do a little massage around it? A little massage around it.

You ready for movement or you feel like just holding it in there is enough? But you know, we don't need to have any movement. Right. How far in is your finger? All the way. All the way. Are you feeling his peace spot? Do you feel that kind of walnut shaped thing that's kind of more like a plum in terms of texture? Yes.

You do. You feel that thing. Yeah. Can you describe it, Charlie, just so that everybody knows? Yeah, sure. So the prostate, it'll feel like a red cloth. And it's on the center of the body. If you insert a finger into a guy's anus and then curl towards the belly button. So if he's on his back like Brock is, you curl up towards his belly button.

If he's on his hands and knees, you curl downward. Okay. And it'll be just about a finger system inside, which if you think about it is pretty convenient. It is convenient. Mother nature. And it's a lot like the juice box in that regard. Yes. And a lot of juice box techniques. Her finger is all the way in. All right. So let me give her

some suggestions for what to do. Okay. All right. So one thing to do is make circular motions that can clockwise or counterclockwise circular motions with your finger. Counterclockwise or clockwise. It doesn't matter which clock you use. He might have a preference. A lot of guys like a little circle. Yeah. No. What? Yeah.

What do you think of the circle? She's doing a circle. It all feels good. It feels like it's really far in me. That's just the right thing to shoot me out. But it doesn't. It feels good. It's tripping them out that it feels so far in him. I mean, it's a new sensation, right? Oh yeah. It just feels like she's more like finger fucking me than like massaging or whatever she's

supposed to massage. But she's not going in and out, really. It's not like a fuck, fuck movement. But careful, careful. Okay. Is it hurting? No. No, not hurting. Just it's just, you know, a little bit of a new thing. One more thing he should do, Charlie. Or she should do, let's see, that Che should do in here.

Do the come here motion. Keep your hand at the same, like not sliding in and out, but just do that come here motion. The come hither motion, right, like this. Yeah. How's that feel? It feels good. It's just weird how my dick doesn't hurt, but I feel it in my dick. It's weird, but it feels really good. Okay, Charlie, we

need to understand more why it feels so good and the dick doesn't get hard, although some guys might get hard from it, but some guys don't. And I think if I got hard first, that would have worked out perfect. If you got hard first, we'll have to do that in the after party. Okay. This is homework. It can be because you're nervous about it, especially when it's

something new. Yeah, because the muscles of the pelvis floor are relaxing. And so they're not trapping the blood inside the penis as much. It's pretty common. And what happens a lot, and what'll probably happen if Brock and Shane make this something they do regularly, is that'll change just because he'll be more used to it. Okay. Yeah, because any time a guy is

nervous about it, anxiety causes that. But it's also, I read in your book, which I read, of course, this book, and I recommend it to anybody that is interested in prostate pleasure, peace spot activity, the ultimate guide to prostate pleasure. And it says that, I don't know, there's another reason besides nervousness, which is simply that

you're putting so much attention to the prostate and the butthole and that whole area that you're not giving that attention to your cock. Yeah, and especially when it's new, especially when it's something that's new for somebody, his body's attention might not be able to do both things at the same time. But practice, that could change. Practice, guys. You got to practice.

Because Charlie's going to come down here and test you. Right, Charlie? You're going to come down on your book tour, aren't you? Oh, definitely. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You've got to come here to the womb room, which has a G-spot, but we can find the P-spot within the womb. Anyway, it all works. We all have a great time, and we can't wait to have you here in person

when we can continue our P-spot spelunking. Absolutely, because it feels good and it's good for you. And we might even get into milking next time, right? Absolutely. Milking. Whoa, that's pretty hot. All right, so you can't fall asleep in my bed, though. I'm not sleepy. Okay, now, you just look, you look very relaxed. Oh, it feels good. It's not hard. I'm not fighting it.

Did you have one more question for Dr. Charlie before we say goodbye? I heard that it's supposed to release a lot of cum, but after that, is that going to affect my cum shot as far as quantity and thickness afterwards? Or will it get better? Did you hear that? Because my cum shot's big right now, and I don't want to get smaller. So, or will this help it? He has a huge

cum shot. He does. He did last week. It was like zombie guts came out of his dick. It was huge, like brains, zombie brains came out of it. You know, that's the image that's really going to linger. No, but what he wants to know, I guess, is does prostate milking, does this p-spot play, does that increase a cum shot, or the amount of cum?

Yes, but experience is very, a lot of guys find that they cum bigger volumes, but they might not shoot as far because of the massage on the prostate. But especially if you do it for a long period of time, like half an hour or longer, you might find that even more cum ends up coming out. Wow, yeah, because you're pushing it. I mean, it's kind of like

physical. And you're simulating the gland that's making it. That's the gland that makes the ejaculate. Exactly. The sperm factory. Okay, you having fun with that, Shea? What did you say? Just go farther just because, I don't know, if we're going to do it, might as well just do it. There you go. Oh, he wants more. When a girl wears a strap on,

we call this pegging, right? How do you feel doing it? Good. You never did something like this. Yeah, it's like treated spaces. Yeah, he's usually fingering you and stuff. Yeah, two last tips. Time the massage techniques with whatever you're doing to his cock. So you do the same rhythm stroking up and down or using your mouth. Get it to all times together. So

that you're not like when you play drums, you want it to all have a good rhythm. And the second thing is right before he comes, you'll probably feel his prostate gets a lot bigger and he'll do this kind of fluttering sensation. That's what guys call the point of no return. And once he starts feeling that, go with it because he's about to shoot. So don't stop at

that point. Don't try to prolong it anymore because you're not going to be able to. Instead, just enjoy the ride. Okay. Well, thank you so much, Dr. Charlie Glickman, author of The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure. And I'll study up because he's going to be here very soon. Yeah. Thank you, Charlie. Thank you. It's been great to be here. Okay. Yes, yes, we will.

I mean, they keep doing it there, but I have to, you know, talk to my other guests. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Thank you. All right. You guys can just hang out here. You know, you can keep going with this. All right. So how are we doing over here? Yeah, they're just, I mean, what do you think about all this

role reversal and P-spot play and G-spot play? What do you think? I love it. It's something I do on a regular basis. You peg? I do peg. I even fist. Oh, wow. Yeah. And do you have any particular sort of tip or technique? Well, gosh, the only thing I had in my mind before this whole thing was that I was worried about her manicure, but since she already

trimmed her fingers, A-okay. He seems good with it. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You got to be careful because the asshole is a very sensitive spot. Right. Anyway. Okay. I mean, you had the real expert on the phone. It seems like they did it by the book in terms of their first-time thing. They absolutely did. And he is coming back. So, oh, I want to introduce Kitty. Kitty is here. Hello,

Miss Kitty Kinky. Hi. Hi. How you doing? Good. Quiet. Oh, so far. Right. Okay. All right. Well, you're in front of a microphone, so you have to say something every once in a while. Okay. Okay. Some people still look like they're dressed for Halloween, or maybe it's for Max and Liam's birthday. I don't know. Every day. You just dress up. Right. The day of the dead.

That's right. If you're listening to us live, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, it's day of the dead. Well, actually, yesterday was, wasn't it? Okay. And, okay. So, but you didn't wash your face, right? No. I was kidding. Okay. So, I would love, look at my, while the couple is just enjoying themselves here, Shae and Brock, I would love

to see what my other guests are wearing somehow. Who wants to show me your outfit? Or I'll pick. You don't have to volunteer. I guess. Guest number one. Yes. Larkin. Lovely. Look at this. Lovely outfit. This is a, like a penoir type thing. Very lacy at the top. Look at your figure. Beautiful. Wow. Yes. Yeah, you can kind of hear me. There you go. Yeah. Okay. Very nice. Very nice.

And could you, yes. Oh, look at this bra. It's very beautiful. Very see-through. And Larkin is just kind of revealing the bra so sensuously and slowly. And it is red and black, which are the colors tonight. And there's the panties. Panty boy is going to like this. Okay. There's some beautiful silky G string, I think. Panties here. Yeah. Yes. Okay. And can we see from the

backside? Oh, yes. Look at that. Nice backside speaking of rear entry. And just, just such a beautiful voluptuous figure Ms. Larkin love has. Can we have a little applause? Yes. Lovely. All right. And anyone else want to show me their outfit? How about Ms. Jenna? Sure. Yeah. Oh, you're a little short. Oh, okay. Then come on up here. Yeah,

just come up right up onto the stripper pole table. Yeah. Here we go. Not every radio show. Wow. Nice. Okay. Well, but don't you think she's too clothed? I mean, she's wearing pants, right? Pants. I think the pants have to come off, right? Okay. I have a producer that's here to help with pants. That's one of her jobs other than refilling your drinks. Okay. Where is the

microphone? Because when you speak without being on the microphone, I can't hear you and neither can anyone else. So we got a mic and we are celebrating birthdays, p spots, g spots and nymphomania. Of course. Okay. So I'm going to warn you all. I'm not wearing any panties because I just came from set. Okay. I didn't feel like putting any on. Well, you're just wearing, you

know, big black panties with long legs. That's really what they are. Oh, here we go. Down, go the pants. And yes, there is nothing on under them. And yeah, and very nice legs under the pants though. I knew it. I was going to say. And here she goes. Here she goes down the pole. Are you a pole dancer? Do you pole dance? Take the mic. The only time I've ever been on a pole,

I managed to hurt myself. Shockingly. You know, you do that a lot though. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was 17 in my basement and I had a pole like this. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. But there were praise the Lord. Well, Max is back now that the p spot stuff is there. Fast that joint back to the revelation of two bars. Actually, I have a scar from it right there. We're here at the bar

and we'll be careful. I can flip myself on it if you want me to try. You can I can flip on it. You can flip. Yes. Don't slip. I won't slip, but I can flip. Oh, okay. Let me take the headphones off. But don't hurt yourself. Okay. Okay. Famous last words. She told me she hurts herself all the time. And now she's look at it. Whoa. Look at that. Okay. Brothers and sisters.

And she lands gracefully. Very gracefully. Very nice. And Tasia's got a front row seat. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know what from the front is even easier. Here you go. Yeah, I mean, you could undo the back, but she's this is a very beautiful pink and black corset that is on the lovely Jenna,

Jay Ross, the Jay standing for Jinx. So we're a little nervous that there could be trouble here. There is caddy. Oh, whoa. And now we have a little black bra, very graceful and beautiful, natural little boobies. Very nice. Here we go. Look at that. Just look at this body. I'm amazed with all these accidents. You don't have all these scars all over you. Oh, look at my knees.

One's there. Not so much. One's there. You know, I, you know, you want to talk about some scarring or bruises, let's say, I think caddy's going to have you beat there. Probably. Yeah. Okay. You just stand right where you are. Okay. No problem. Right. Right there. Don't move. Okay. Caddy, you're going to have to show us your bruises because she called that a bruise. That's

not. Oh, no, no, no, no. Those are scars from falling down. Okay. Scars from falling down. Okay. But you still have to see these horrendous things. This is, some people like this looking at bruises. I enjoyed the bruises. You do. Right. So be proud then if you enjoy them. There's no good way to do this. She's wearing gold pants. You want to come up here with me?

Okay. Here you go. I got a hand for you. Jenna's very helpful. I try to be. Look at these high heeled sequin boots. Caddy is just the glitter goddess. Wow. Okay. And she's wearing. This is from a good canine that I had from Mr. Melissa about a couple of days ago. Whoa.

Ouch. Ouch. It hurts just to watch. It does. Okay. I think you all, you should walk around here. Just walk around the stripper pole. The two of you should just kind of like you're in America around. Just walk around to the stripper pole. And what do we have here? We have. She wasn't playing too hard, but her playing a little bit was,

was a little, a little much. And in the same place? Yeah. She wasn't, she wasn't even trying to, to be mean to me. She was playing playfully. And this was. Does it hurt? It hurts so good. Really? It hurts so good. Really? Yeah. Okay. Okay. We'll take your word for it. Yeah. Yeah. She's got a big smile on her face, brothers and sisters. Okay. So, well,

Kitty is also smiling. She likes looking at other people's bruises. Yep, she does. She's nodding. And what do you, what do you think, Ms. Nudist who's not nude? I'm too busy admiring the bruises and imagining myself being the one to deliver them. A lot to do. She's got a completely pristine ass. She does have bruises under her ass,

though. Yeah. Oh, and Master D has come to the floor and he is making the bruises hurt more. He's pressing the bruises. Do you have a brand? Squeezing them. And I have a call on, on line four from Dexter. Let's put him on. Hello? Hello, Dexter. Very entertaining. Okay. Well, now it's your turn to be entertaining or ask a good question.

I have a question here. I'm not sure if this is what you want to ask them. Well, what do you mean? What's the, you asked the question. You're the caller. How many women in here want to have their feet licked at some time or right this second? Well, Larkin is raising her hand. She would love to have her feet licked. Yes. If you were here,

you would be able to perhaps lick her feet. And she, can you put your feet up on the table? So we can. You can watch us on webcam. Go to DrSuzi.tv. And yeah, yeah, we're on live. DrSuzi.tv. DrSuzi.tv. And you would see Larkin and her lovely feet coming out of their shoes. She's a nudist and she's starting feet first. And there's a young man here. I know him. What is

your name again? Jeremy. Jeremy. Jeremy. Okay. Jeremy is a smart foot fetishist or just foot appreciator. Starting with a massage before, before the sucking, the licking, but he's giving little kisses though, just because this is, you know, television and we want to get to some excitement. Is it, is it illegal to pay a woman to rub her feet and lick her feet? I don't think so.

I don't think that's considered. Come to Sanctuary LAX and you can pay lots of girls to come and lick and worship their feet. I work at, it's, it's perfectly illegal. I work at Sanctuary LAX and we love guys to come and worship our feet. We love it when you come and do it. Come. We're LAX. Okay. Come by. Come by. Okay. So we don't know what you were saying because she was

speaking over you. But, but yeah, you know, it's, it's legal. And you should come visit, you know, Catty. And yet you're in Florida where I'm sure it's also legal to lick feet. I don't think that that's considered sex. Even though, you know, it's very sexual. Obviously, it's erotic for some people. It's more sexual than intercourse. Okay. Catty, you can give out your

website. Oh, no, my website. Never mind. My website is drsuzy.tv. That's drsuzy.tv. Well, when you come into LA, you should come and look at Sanctuary LAX. And it's right by the airport. And there's lots of girls there who have beautiful feet. And you can worship their feet for an hour at a time, two hours, three hours, however long you want to. You do lots and

lots of fight issues with them, whatever you want to do. Okay. And Jeremy is worshiping Larkin's feet right now. How's he doing Larkin? Can you give us a report? Talk into the microphone. This is radio. He's doing an excellent job. I had him switch sides just now to keep things a bit even. Switch. Right. Right. You do seem like that kind of person

that wants to keep be balanced. Right. He has very soft lips. He does. That's a good quality in a foot sucker. Uh-huh. I'm enjoying this quite a bit. How's the massage part? Oh, that's that's really excellent. The combination. It's on plenty of this. All in therapy part three. Where do I go? No, you go to drsuzy.tv. Okay. And then you can join. And you know what?

I'm like doing a show right now. Maybe, I don't know. Who can tell him how to join exactly? Alex, get on the line with him. I mean, yeah, drsuzy.tv. Okay. Yeah, that's what I put in. All right. So I don't know if I can like sit here and be tech support right now while I have a show going on. But uh, but we do want to encourage you to join. So

you are doing a good job. Go right ahead as tech support. Yeah. Thank you. Right. Multi-tasking. Now you have your magic wand tonight. I do. I have a violet one. Okay. There we go. Yeah, we just, um, yeah, we sent him on his way. Is my mic still on? I don't hear. Oh, there we go. We sent him on his way so that he can join in the piece of his own phone.

So, uh, yeah, I wonder if anybody wants to play with the electrical thing. I could electrocute a bruises. That would be great. Oh, I don't know. She's also got metal dermals. Is that too much pain for you? Yes, yes, the metal is great. I knew that he was going to bring this up. I've been waiting for him to bring this up. We don't have to do the metal. We can just do the

bruises themselves. I mean, they don't look that bruised. Oh yeah. Now in honor of Max's 69th birthday, Brock and Shea are having a 69. Yeah, I think we'll get the bruises. Can we have some applause for that? In honor of Captain Prince Max's 69th birthday, Shea and Brock are doing 69 and quite enjoying themselves, I think.

Uh, yeah. The producer. Oh, there. All right. Okay, so it's my 69th birthday coming up. Yay. It's a, you know, a boy and a girl. Yeah, look at that. Uh-huh. No, just 69. Right. 69. All year long. This is what we do. I will 69. Are you at the bar? Oh, you're watching this on the video. Fuck you. I think he's serenading me. I love you. Unless he's serenading some

woman at the bar. No, I'm not doing anything at the bar. I'm in the drug program. Uh-huh. All right. So I think you have had your foot massage, have you not? I was trying to get off a drunk. It was glorious. It was. All right. So could we, could we see a little more of your love for yourself since we saw your beautiful feet? If I, maybe I put a little music on,

could you do a strip tease for us? Tell you what, I'll take the dress off, but the underwear stays on. Okay. I'm so easy. All right. So a little music as we have. I think she's doing a strip tease now. I think that's what we're enjoying right now is her strip tease. Yeah. I think that's, isn't that what we're enjoying right now? Yes we are, but you know what? This is often like a three

ring circus when we do more than one thing at one. Okay. And here she is. Larkin. Love is stripping while Katia's cowering. Just relax. If she doesn't want it, you can't do it. No, she wants it so bad. Okay. No, she has to say yes. This is a consensual sex educational show. We do things essentially. I agree. Okay. But you know, okay, so you want it even though you're saying no, no, no.

Wait, wait. Do I enjoy her strip tease first? Well, you can't have everything. Okay. Okay. We're all going to enjoy your strip tease. Okay. We're going to enjoy the strip tease first. Okay. Hold the mic. You could just kind of come on up here. Here we go. Larkin love brothers and sisters. Whoa. Mama. Here she goes sliding down the pole. Larkin love wearing a dress that

kind of looks like a slip and slipping it off. Yeah. So you're dancing it up. She's all light-footed after that foot massage. I was asked to be from tonight. There were two people who were having sex. Whoa. All of a sudden, nine months later, I was asked to get 3D duplication.

Beautiful. Larkin love. Digital laying on her. Oh, having some stuff back there too. We are mesmerized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shake those nondress, baby. Oh, give us a flash. No? Yeah. Well, no, now, now we have the end of the song. This is a radio show. It's a talk radio show,

actually. This is a sex talk show. So let's have some applause for Larkin love, sister Larkin of the beautiful voluptuousness. Yes, just inspiring. And now, pain. Yes. All right. So Larkin, would you like to take a seat somewhere I, you know, or you want to take a seat that now we have a beautiful 69-ing couple that looks good. Okay. So you can just kind of sit there on, you know, hang out

there because it looks good. You look good. Oh, there you go. You can just kind of hang out on the stairwell. Yeah. And now we have the very nervous-looking catty. Okay. Okay, good, good. Don't worry about it. Just relax. This isn't going to hurt a bit. This is like the diabolical doctor. Okay. Okay, I have to check in with her because

how are you doing, catty? Oh, I'm so excited. That doesn't sound convincing. Whoa. He did the electrical thing. I wasn't quite expecting it exactly that moment. Oh, don't worry. Did you say thrilling or drilling? Catty, catty, do you still have all that jewelry down there? I have all of that jewelry down there.

You have all that jewelry and he has that electrical thing. I have all of that jewelry down there. You shouldn't have jewelry while you're doing electrical things. Show me. Show me, show me. Okay. I won't feel upset. No, wait, wait. I'll be good. Where is the jewelry? Where is the jewelry? In her cookie. Oh, can we see that? Can we please see that?

Don't you love it when I call you on the spot? Thank you very much for that. Thank you very much. Okay. Could we see the jewelry? Show me yours. I'll show you mine. Just turn around for a sec. Okay. Here she goes. There you go. Oh, wow. Those bruises are really right. Just one second, please. I just like... Oh, don't do it that way. Just pull this thing down.

Oh, beautiful, lovely breasts. There you go. Yes, no one's seen you naked. It's quite a shot. How many films will we shot together? How many? Boy, these guys are just yapping. Everybody's never seen you in clothes. And look at those pretty panties. And now all that jewelry. That would hurt like... That was actually designed as a chastity. I've already damaged that quite

enough, I think. Dr. Susan, that was designed as a chastity. Actually, this is quite something here. You want to get a good look at this. I like the bruises because it's more painful. But you should not put the electrical stuff on. Absolutely, you should. Oh, absolutely. That's why it's there. If you won't, I will. No, that's not why it's there. Do not try this at home.

I don't. I know. I keep saying that. It's a chastity. We won't put anything there. Okay, don't worry. Can you put your hands flat on the table? And you would put locks on them. What is this? This is your chastity, right? It's a chastity piercing. There are six eight gauge rings plus my hood pierced as a chastity piercing. They put locks in it. And you can put locks in it

to shut me up. From keeping you being a whore. To keep people out. That's right. You have an owner that keeps people out? Or can I do that to yourself? I used to have an owner who put them in me. And now you're your own owner. And now I'm, yeah. And look at how this guy is so upset that he can't get in that he's drilling your leg. Way better. She likes this. You can see she's very

happy. Whoa. Close and get a nerve. Just one second. This takes a bit. These scars here are from a hook suspension that I did by my my knees. That's right on the nerve. That really hurts. That was really good. Is this your present to master Liam for his birthday? It is my present to master Liam because I was not going to take off my panties, but because it's master Liam's birthday.

Here he goes. The birthday boys. How was that? Birthday boy. Master damn. And master D. Okay. That's enough of that now. Scary. Isn't there enough lightning from Sandy? Well, we got to create our own lightning here on the West Coast, I guess. Okay. How are you feeling? Stunned. Stunned. Are you okay? Any pain?

Oh, you know. Stunned. Yeah. Okay. No more of that. Okay. That was great. Yeah. It was beautiful, but I hope you're okay. Oh, my pussy seemed worse. I've had my pussy pierced about 20 times. Why do you like being a masochist? A professional masochist? Well, yeah, I am a professional masochist. Well, it pays bills. Oh, it does. It does do that.

But everyone's in Hawaii just do it for fun and for somebody's birthday. And for somebody's birthday. Well, we appreciate that. Well, it's a very special somebody, though. It is. It is, okay. Yeah, that's true. It's a very special somebody. Okay. I wouldn't normally come out on a Saturday night. I'm a shudden, but you know. Okay. Why'd you come out for master Liam? Well,

it's a very special master Liam. Oh, you want to tell him you love him? I love you, master Liam. Even after he hurt you like that? Even after he hurt me like that. And outed me on my piercings. Oh, yeah. But we saw them before when you were on that. Yeah, they were, they were different piercings. That's true. Yeah. They were going a different direction and they were different

gauges. Okay. So these are new piercings. Okay. Well, thank you so much for sharing. That was fun. Thanks. Yeah, thank you. That was a lot of fun. And in honor of Max's 69th birthday, 69 is still going strong. I just want to ask, has anybody here not written a Sibian?

I don't know if this, what happened to your mic? I have no idea. I think it just appeared. I have been on a Sibian and I absolutely despise it. All right, you won't write it then. Okay. What do you like? I like real penises. Yes. I agree with her. I've written a Sibian and I hate it too.

Writing a Sibian is like writing a copier machine. Really? Well, let's change the subject. My personal opinion. You know, I mean, obviously, yeah, you know, that is interesting. I mean, there is some, you know, some people do ride the copier machine and they, they kind of make copies of their ass.

At least then you have something to show for it. Yeah, that's true. Exhibit A. Woo. I think we need to bring something in, Tasia. It's only 15 minutes, so we're almost ready for a big moment here. Coming back here? You can sit here. Oh, she's doing good. She's, she's right there. She might be a little scared of you now. She might be a little scared of you. Right.

He likes to scare me. He likes, he likes, that's his thing is scaring me. That's not, I mean, what I did now is, is, is maybe me at level two. I know. He likes to gain me. That's the scary part. Yeah. With, with Keynes with seashells. He finds enjoyment in that. I find the most painful thing and then I use it on her. Well, he does enjoy, he's a sadist. Yeah. Gotta watch

out for him. He enjoys whatever is the most upsetting thing. I would, I would so much like to, if I could light her on fire, I would, but I can't. It's true. I've seen you almost lit on fire. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's very true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was hot. Literally. Yes. I would like to take like a needle to the roof of her mouth.

That would make me feel very happy. You know, you're disturbing my guests now. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. I meant gently massaging the inner workings of her mouth. It's just, you know, I mean, we're into all forms. Do you hear these things? These are the things that he says to me. I know this about him, but you, you allow it to happen. Yeah, absolutely. Dr. Susie. Yes.

I've been watching this in the bar and I'm the one that's 69 tonight. I know. I know. And we are doing 69 in your honor. I see. I see. It's totally in your honor. I'm grateful and touched. I am touched. My heart. Everything is touched. Oh, yes. I wish somebody was touching me. Oh, I'm touching them. It's touching him. And they are into it. No, no.

Get away from me, Pappy. No, don't do that. Pappy, what is Pappy doing to you? Finding your peace body candy. She wouldn't like that. Whoa. Pappy's getting personal in the bar. Okay. That's what we're going to do after the show, Dr. Susie. Larkin is chatting with Master D. Are you more of a dominant or so? You're more dominant than submissive, right, Larkin?

You nailed it. Yeah. Obviously. But you're intrigued by his utter sadism. You and I. What can I say? I feel a kindred spirit. Oh, you're a sadist as well. Not everybody who's dominant is a sadist. You know, I have equal parts, sadism and masochism in me, but no submission whatsoever. I really do enjoy pain, but only on my own terms or within equal.

Well, everyone here is wondering if they measure up. Could you move me a big head from the television? Who's big head? Oh, Max, you better come in here. Oh, no, it's in the bar. I'm sorry. I think the head's in the bar. I thought it was on the camera. Of course, the birthday girl has her mouth full, but here we go. Excellent. I think you might have to get up for just a second here. Yep.

Okay. We've got fire. If you don't get up, then we will set you on fire. Okay. We have we have penis cakes and titty cakes, not tasty cakes, penis cakes, titty cakes. Where's Max? Come on over here. Yes. Come on. One moment, please. These are short candles. Yeah. Let me go say hello. Yeah, yeah. Come on over here. Come on. Come on.

Master Liam is politely waiting and he's had enough. He's going to get right in front of those cakes. Okay. Max, come on over here. The candles are going to go. People are going to start. Oh, there he is. Hey, Doc. Here, here, here. You want titty cake or penis cake? Titty cake. Okay. Somebody already got part of it. Okay. Come on. You blow out the dicks. Okay.

No, he doesn't want to blow out the dicks. Here, here, here. Oh, two pairs of breasts. Okay, here we go. Okay. So everybody, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Max and Master Liam. Blow those titties out. I'll blow out the dicks. Yeah, please. Stupid dicks. That's from all that breath play. It smells really bad in here. I don't know what that smells.

I don't think it's wax. Teja made the cakes. That's for me, sir. Brothers and sisters. Okay. So now I need nipples. Nipples. What are you doing? You got nipples? Here, here. Take some cake. Oh. There we go. Okay. Personal foul. That's a 15-year appellate. Okay. Repeat first down. In the last wonderful

moments of the show, but I have some nipples on the stage, please. Up you go. Hold on. Gotta take the corset back off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. I know. Don't worry. Really? You're on a level. You're on a level.

No, no. Don't think about it. Just think. Think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. No. What are you doing? I'm making you think happy thoughts. Oh, oh, no. Not over there. Okay. Whoa. What a loss. Here we go. This is Kitty. And what? Whoops. I got it. You like what? What do you want?

We could icing. I think I'm the ice mistress here. I sing mistress. I am icing the titties. I sing the nipples. Oh my goodness. It's such a good job I have. Huh. Oh, and we have a special sauce on this one. I'm at a really bad angle right here. That looks really pleasurable, so we should be happy at the time. It looks pleasurable.

You want to join the cake party? I'm having more fun. I'm having more fun as a spectator. Okay. So, let's see. It looks fun. Okay. Nipple licking circle. Okay. So now, nipple licking, this, let's go to, everybody go to their left. Left. Left. Okay.

Here we go. Okay. Okay. This is for hours of twist or really pays off girls. Okay. I can't get mine yet. You know, the circle is a problem because then nobody can shoot. Okay. Have you tried a square? Okay. Here we go. Try a square? Go up. Pick your right angles here. The circle is a problem. Try a square. That's a good one.

Okay. So now, oh, icing here. Now, you haven't really done that in a, you know, kind of efficient way. Oh, the mark. It looks like I have a bruise. That's the famous kitty trade mark right there. Oh, I see. All right. The lipstick.

All right, brothers and sisters. Well, we are celebrating life and birth and sex. And the little death, meaning the orgasm. Yes, brothers and sisters. And Max, do you want to do a birthday speech? It's that new bladder. Max, where are you? I'm right here. Oh, I don't know where that is. Right behind you. Oh, right. So how are you feeling at this 69th

year? I think it's extraordinary to be this age and to understand that when they, you were born, they kept saying, you got a whole lifetime ahead of you. They were lying. It was all bullshit. Okay. Because this place has been around for billions of years. We've been here about three seconds. Okay. And the greatest minds in history have tried to figure out what the fuck we're doing

here. Nobody really knows. Okay. But what we should be doing here is we should be living because you only got a couple of seconds. A man and a woman. Right. We got to live it up. Right. See the clap sign. Because otherwise, that's really great. If we don't live it up, we're going to have to live it down. Down. That's

right. Okay. Where's Mr. Master Liam? Master Liam birthday boy. Speech. Oh, and by the way, don't vote for those, uh, the malarkey brothers. Right. Yeah. One of them is called the mid or something like that. Who let Tasia carry a knife like that? Yeah. Don't be voting for those people because you're going to fuck up. And then I'm going to say, I told you so. All right. Master

Liam, grab a microphone. Yeah. Not mine. There's one right here. Right here. Here you go. This is the one that knocked over the liquor and stuff. All right. Okay. Speech. What am I going to be speaking about? 25. 25. I was telling somebody I haven't felt this good since I was 18, but that was like three times

that age. It must be that good, healthy, speakeasy living. That's right. That's right. Good. Sex. Look at this. How come your slave is wearing so much clothing? I don't know. She like nobody even noticed she changed her hat three times during the show. Don't lose your keys. I said too much clothing.

Oh, okay. All right. All right. The shoes are good. Can we get a picture of these shoes? Yeah. And there's the famous Tasia butt. You're awesome, dude. All right. Okay. Well, now, isn't the birthday boy supposed to get a spanking? No, not as a bomb. That's the benefit. He's into one. I mean, I could tag it, but I'd rather

give it a go. Well, I think that maybe on my birthday, actually, I gave spankings. Yes, you did. Would you like to give one? Would I like to give a spanking? I could have a heart attack on the 69 years old. To all of them? Yeah, you can give it to all of them. Yeah, give it to her. They can all just bend over. Give her mine, too. Like a sort of like a butt bongo. There you go. Yeah. Everyone

wanted butt. Forks are in the kitchen. The main bongo just left. I know. The main butt bongo. The main butt bongo. Okay. All right. So much for that idea. Position four. Do you remember what that is? Don't don't whisper because we can all hear you. Well, if she didn't know it, it wouldn't work. What's position four? Yeah, it was just a way to get into position to be slapped on the ass.

If you remember, then everybody would follow. She's really scared after what master did. No, she doesn't. That's the mistake you're seeing. She's happy. I know she's happy. Some people are happy when they're scared. That's beautiful. What is this? Exactly. That's beautiful. It's just regular. I'm just trying to remember. Just right in on her lips. It's giving us

Oh, she's on all fours now. She's remembering something. Oh my god. Look at that. And there's a cake on the counter. What are we doing? Well, this is Mike on. What it should be. The moment's gone. It's not plugged in anymore. Okay. Okay.

Okay. The birthday spankings have begun. Okay. Yes. He's about to do spanking. Oh, what have we got here? Oh, that's spanky. Oh, caddies. Stay right here. Who are these from? What? Oh, pipe dreams. Pipe dreams. Look, they gave us school stuff. Dildos. These are for you, Max.

You can turn off my microphone. I get paid enough. Where's that from? Pipe dreams. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Oh, here he goes. Spanking. This is a birthday spanking being delivered by the birthday boy. What was that? Your county, right? The show producer. What was that? That was like three. Two, two, three, four. Can't lose it now. Yeah, right. We should be sending those to the people

who don't have power on the east coast. Right. Exactly. That's a good idea. She's a dom. She knows what people need. Right. And 57. And this is for the pegging brothers and sisters. It shows a guy wearing it. So, you know, you can increase your size. Go finger. Okay. So you gave her... That's no one. The condom jar. Okay. So we're almost out of time.

So we should thank the birthday boys and the birthday girl. We are also just celebrating Shea Goldin's birthday. She just turned 21 and she can't have any cake because her mouth has been full. Not cake, cock. Rock cock. Okay. And we want to hear where we can find our beautiful guests. So let's see. Let's start with lovely Larkin. Larkinlove.com. L-A-R-K-I-N.

Or, alternately, queenbitchlarkin.com. Queenbitch. Yeah. What is this? L-A-R-K-I-N. This is for his and her G-spot thing. Look at that. Wow. This is kind of perfect. Yeah. Okay. They're going to do another anal one. Okay. So, yeah, so Larkin and we have Jenna, Jay Ross, who, gosh, you look like a gymnast. Your body was just... I was a gymnast from when I was two until I was 12 and then I switched to

cheerleading with dance and figure skating throughout most of that. Uh-huh. I bet if you sat in the cake, nobody would care. They would probably... Maybe. But I don't think my vagina would like me very much. Oh, that's true. Because that's a lot of sugar and I don't really want to use infection. No, that's true. You're right about that. But how about just on your ass?

Yeah, we can put frosting on my butt and something like it off. I don't really care about that. Okay. Sounds good. He wants to frost my ass. Well, we're going to do that in the after party. Oh, okay. Let's remember to do that. Okay. And Kitty, of course, and Catty. Where do we find you? Yeah, I work at Sanctuary LAX. So, if you just look at www Sanctuary LAX and look at

Ms. Catty Compson, you'll find me there. Okay. Well, thank you, Catty. Thank you for sacrificing your body to all this pain. Oh, my goodness. You keep saying they like it. But you... Okay. Right. And where do we find you, Kitty? I just go to Twitter. Kitty twinkle T. Simple. And then from there, hey. And Master D.

underscore master D underscore at Twitter.com. So many underscores because he likes to spank underhanded. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, we are just about out of time. I mean, my couple here. Wait a second. Let's see if they can... Don't miss any of that. Okay. How you doing there, Brock? I'm getting there. Let's just... Yeah. The peace five thing... And don't forget to vote for

Brock Obama. Brock Obama. It's weird. It's a weird sensation deep in my butthole. Weird sensation deep in your butthole. I just feel like it's going to release and just dump. It isn't. That's my wife. It's going to dump, hopefully. Yeah. That's my girl, huh? That's why you have an enema beforehand. 20 years every day. I don't feel like that. That kind of dump. I mean,

like a load. Oh, a load. Yeah. Oh, that's good. That's good. A load is good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say good night. Good night. Happy birthday. Thank you. Yay, Shay. Yay. Bye tonight. Yes. Okay. Get your mouth back full again. Okay. All right, brothers and sisters. I think that's Chris. Thank you for joining us. Nice haircut. Yes. Oh, thank you. Could you turn up my

mic a little bit, because I like to hear my voice. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Okay. Okay. So did you want to say something birthday boy? Well, did you want to say something? Well, I do. I want to kind of close the person. Close the show. Yeah. Why don't you? Yeah. Where's the microphone? Oh, there it is. Mike, this is like a radio show. You need a microphone. That's right. Because otherwise,

nobody hears what the hell you're saying. Okay. All right. And we want to thank the Bonobos. Okay. We do. We do. Okay. Who do you want to thank? Yeah. Go ahead. Thank you, Dr. Susan. Oh, thank me. Yeah. Max for the need to have a gathering of small of my friends and small. We know you have other friends. I do. Yes. We only let the friends we it's really not a lot of friends. You know what

I'm saying? But you don't need a lot of friends. Thank you. One good friend in life. Because all those other friends when disaster strikes forget it. Right. That's okay. That's right. That's where it is. That's right. Because the government ain't coming to help you. At least not if you're in Staten Island. Hey, Obama, we're supporting you, but why don't you go out to

Staten Island? Okay. I mean, Jersey is important, but Staten Island. Yeah, brothers and sisters, thank you so much for joining us. We're going to go into the erotic after party in just a moment. Although all the featured guests, you're going to have to stay here for a group picture. Yeah, for a group picture. Okay. So don't go anywhere. And and we want to just thank the

Bonobos too for still being alive. Right. And we have to try to save them from extinction because they are our kiss and cousins. And the most important thing is we have to save ourselves from extinction. Well, yeah. And saving the Bonobos is part of saving ourselves because they're in the rainforest and the rainforest, both in the Congo and in the Amazon, they're dying.

These rainforests are part of the ecology that I don't understand that makes the world go around. That makes you breathe. That allows you to breathe and filters the air that we live in. And because we haven't taken care of that, we're having what they call extreme weather. Yes. And we're also in danger of losing the Bonobos, our kiss and cousins, our great

inspiration, who where the females are, if not dominant, at least equal and pretty dominant. Yes. I was listening to the Republicans and they said that the weather and all that didn't have anything to do with anything. Well, that was because it was this time. Yeah, I think I, well, they said, no, that's not easy. They didn't blame the New Yorkers for their hate.

No, I racked it. I ran. I ran did that. Right. Okay. I actually haven't seen much from the religious people about this. This one. I think they're shutting up. They feel a little bit humbled. They're everybody's own brain. I hope that motherfucker doesn't hit me. Yeah. Because I know God ain't gonna save me from this. Yeah. Yeah. Be careful. Yeah. What you

say. Right. Right. It's pretty, pretty, pretty humbling. Yeah. Pretty humbling. So in the midst of it all, we got to save the Bonobos because they teach us how to use our sexuality to be nobler and more peaceful people. Right. And you'll see it all in my book that's soon coming out. The Bonobo Way. Yes. The Bonobo Way. Peace and pleasure. And you can find out more at blockbonobofoundation.org.

Okay. So support my friend Sally Cox, Bonobo Conservation Initiative, and do what you can to save the Bonobos, save the rainforest, and don't guzzle so much gas. Okay, brothers and sisters, that's about it. We're continuing the 69. We're having our cake and stripping and funding. Yeah. We're gonna find out where to find everybody. We already did that. We did that.

Actually, you missed that. You don't have to find anybody. We're taking a picture. We're now winding up the show. This is it. This is it. All right. This is it. Okay. Birthday boys and G spotters and P spotters, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, nymphos and nudists who don't take off their clothes and dominance and submissive, 69ers and 89ers. Diamond miners.

Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Oh, I got lipstick all over me. Even if that someone is you. I love you. Yay. Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director

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