SPANKSGIVING 2016

Full transcript of SPANKSGIVING 2016 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha or the great turkey in the sky, but until we start cloning ourselves we are all children of sex. Can I get an amen? Can I get an A? Women. Y'all get stuffed this

Thanksgiving? Yeah. I sure did. And both ends. With big thanks for both to Captain Max. Three cheers and an eggnog beer. The love of my life, my friend, for 30 years, my husband, 24 so far. Thank you Max. Thank you Max for making my life into a movable feast of art and pleasure and thank you Bonoboville for being part of our feast.

Those of you who are here and those of you who are wherever you are, I am most grateful for you and yes indeed on Thanksgiving which it is Thanksgiving weekend if you're tuned in live right now. We give thanks to us. Thanksgiving. We give thanks to consensual, warm, willing asses. Any warm, willing asses? That's the

Yeah. Things are a little tense for me, you know, and then there's the political tensions that might have been at some of your Thanksgiving dinners. Perhaps they overflowed with the gravy. Perhaps they burn. Anyway, I don't know if eating is the best way to handle your tension. It's one way. There are many ways, many ways to

handle the tension that we're feeling. I'm feeling. I'm feeling some personal tension. I have to confess. Not feeling so great, but you know the show must go on. And my captain is not feeling well. That really worries me. So he told me I should do the show. And I don't cancel shows. We're here for you and it's a good show.

No matter what, you're the queen. Captain Max is our captain, but you are our first mate. And we need you. This is Gypsy Bonobo. Let's hear it. Gypsy. No matter what, it's always a good show and you always have something to teach us. And I'm gonna give you a little art history lesson on my little gauntlets, which are

really socks. Well, yeah, you know what gauntlets are, camera people? Do you know gauntlets are these things. Can you come in close or no? Not capable. Get in there. Yeah. What is this? You know the painting? This is. No, it's close to Van Gogh. The screen. Oh, there we go. With the safety pin behind it. Of course. You know.

The superhero Wonder Woman, where are those? Oh, gauntlets. She didn't wear the munch screen. I thought I was being a little bit original. No, not cool ones like those. And they are socks, but you can stick your elbow right where the heel goes. I'm just saying you're a superhero. I like how you said that. Stick your elbow. Just get your elbow in there. It's kind of

like getting stuffed. Stuffing my elbow into my socks. And ready for showtime. For Thanksgiving. My apologies to those of you who know me and don't know me and I don't know. Just general apologies. You were amazing. I'm not myself tonight. We're here for you. We love you. I love you. I'm sad. Also, I had a bit of a death in my family. A bit. Yeah. One way

to put it. But I didn't find out about it until late today. So I didn't want to stop doing the show. And I don't usually cancel it. So here we are. And yeah, Spanksgiving is a Bonoboville tradition. It's our duty to spank booty on Thanksgiving. You know, we can't really spank away our sins against the Native Americans whose country we kind of stole. We being, I guess, I don't know,

Americans, whatever we're called. Maybe we're called Trumpians now. I think you might have put his name on the flag by now. So whatever we are, we're interlopers. We're visitors and not very nice ones having committed a genocide. I guess, you know, that comes up on Thanksgiving. It's a sad holiday to me. Why we stuff ourselves. One reason it is fun to get stopped. I will grant you

that both ways. I had fun. I have to admit, I had a lot of fun. It was the best. No, but Thanksgiving ever. I think it deserves it. And hopefully I wish there's photos. And thank you. Of course, Captain Max was the main creator of our Thanksgiving. We love you, Max. And everybody else, Anna, and Harry, and Gypsy, you know, Jackie came in just in time for the turkey. He's gonna have to get

spanked tonight. Naughty. And Mar wasn't here. So Mar should get spanked, really. And Pan was here. Yay Pan. Yay Pan, our newbie. Pan rocks. Thank you for the corn. It was delicious. That was very good corn. Pan made corn. Delicious. Corn. Street corn. Kind of reminds me of street performing or like maybe, I don't know, like picking corn up from the street. That makes it more visual

stimulating. So I like that. I like your version. But yes, it was, I can't honestly, I had a few talking to the mic. Well, thank you. Look, Mexican street corn, I believe. Yeah, he told me it was. Wow. Whatever that street in Mexico. Thank you. The C for P and it would be Mexican street porn. Don't threaten me with a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it was delicious.

And so was everything. And of course, Beverly helped. And I think it's her last night here. Although she said she's coming back. We love Beverly last night. It is Beverly's last night. And we love her. I'm gonna miss you, Beverly. I want to miss you. She promises me she's going to visit. She's And Zane is here. And I understand Sarah Bella came here, but I think I was getting stuffed. Yeah, I saw

her. She's here when, no, I mean, Thursday night. Oh, really? Oh, when? The eggnog. The eggnog caught up with all of us. Sorry about that, Sarah. Oh, that's why we were having fun. Actually, that's why you pronounced your name. Maybe too much fun. You know, everything that goes up must come down. This one thing, there's something about balance that is kind of good most of the time, but sometimes

when you have a really great time, then ooh, bam. So I had a really great Thanksgiving, and I'm having a tough day today. But it's nighttime. And I want you to, you know, enjoy yourselves. And maybe I will, too, on some level. And did I forget anybody who's a Thanksgiving? I don't want to scare anybody. No, you nailed all ends. You stuffed all ends of the Thanksgiving

dinner. Yeah. It was a good time. So, yeah, so, you know, we can't spank away our sins against the Native Americans. And we can't spank away a lot of our sins, really. But I think we can spank away our fears. I hope so. Oh, yeah, I feel that. I'm feeling scared right now. Yeah, because you're about to get spanked. And Jackie is really scared. I like to think

she's terrified right now. Dr. Susan's about to spank your fears. Anything but that. Anything but that. I also, I mean, just for, I like the drama of this in the sense that leading up to the spanks. Dr. Susan, you're in this... She exposes herself for the raw state. Very intense raw state. I agree. Sort of ups the ante. By the way, I'd like to

just say that who's speaking right now is Danielle Watts. Hello, everyone. Be beautiful. The talented Danielle Watts. Wow. And next to her is the beautiful and talented Chef B. Lyon. Absolutely. I wish you could get them all on here. So, let's introduce everybody. And I do have two newbies, virgins to the Dr. Susan Long Show.

We have here Mistress Erica. Great to be here. And she looks so beautiful. It cheers me up already. Just look at her. Would you stand up? Really cheer me up? Yay. Yay. Look at this outfit. Wow. In a black corset and garters and stockings. And red shoes. Great shoes. Yeah.

Just beautiful. I just had a feeling about tonight. And so, red was in. Yeah. I don't know. I kind of was feeling like I should wear something in the color of turkey and sauce. So, I'm wearing orange and pumpkin pie and turkey. I don't know. So, it's great to have you. And I just want to give a shout out to

Domcon and Sanctuary LAX. And Mistress Sian and Gary. And thank you so much for everything that you do for the, what is it? I mean, for everybody. For the BDSM community. For just women, you know. Of all kinds. A women. Yeah. And for men, of course. And for everybody, you know. Domcon is a beautiful place. I gave my

birthday to her. She gave me my birthday spanking. 2005. Yeah. So, I'm very happy to have you. I kind of can't believe I haven't met you until now. But here we are. I think we've crossed paths like at Domcon or something. Oh, maybe the path crossing thing. Yeah. And then you're so busy and I'm so busy

and it piles up. It's overwhelming. Yeah. Well, anyway, I guess I can't believe I haven't had you on the show yet. I'm a virgin. Yeah. So, welcome. Thank you. So, you're not a virgin to giving a good spanking. Not at all. Right. I'll give it my best. Have you ever celebrated Spanxgiving? This is going to be a first. Okay. Well, you know,

we like to do a lot of spanking here in Bonoboville in general. I mean, we celebrate Lupercalia, which is the original Valentine's Day, and it's really all about flogging and spanking. And we, of course, celebrate a kink month, which was the whole month of October. And that is very, is a lot of spanking. And yeah, we do a lot of spanking

in general, but there's something very, I guess, almost religious about Spanxgiving. Giving Spanx, you know? It's a giving thing. It's something to give, if you can with love, you know, just like you give thanks on Thanksgiving in a loving way. You give Spanx here in a loving way to help release these tensions that are building up on all sides

here in this America, this land. We still call America until we don't. But, you know, yeah, you would think the winners would be happy, but they're pretty tense, too. And, of course, the losers are tense. It's tough to lose. And there's so much at stake, it feels, although you never know. You just never know. I mean, I feel so sad right now.

And everything seems to be kind of collapsing. But you never know when flowers will bloom and you'll feel good again. And sometimes it takes a spanking. No, don't spank your children, okay? Don't be doing that. I do not believe in corporal punishment for children. Can sensual adults only?

Although some of those children that were spanked do develop interesting spanking fetishes or mommy fetishes or daddy fetishes that they might have a lot of fun with later in life. I don't know if you're intending that, mom and dad, when you're spanking your kids, but you are kind of doing that in many ways.

Although there's lots of people who were not spanked as children. That is not a child, by the way, that 21-year-old girl. Actually, by the way. Right. And that was Snow Mercy, another great dom-con dom. Yeah, there she is. And of course we do specialize in spanking phone sex therapy here at the institute.

So, yeah, I want to think about spanking away our fears of what's to come, what's going on. We have a lot of fear. We have fear of the other people on the other side. Some people are afraid of my safety pins. I mean, they seem so harmless, but apparently they're more powerful than machine guns.

You have a very erotic face. I think they're just jealous that they can't tug on them. Yeah, like, you know, tassels, pasties. Those are better. Somebody should, you know, do those safety pin pasties, I guess, would be fun. To all the artists out there who've been listening, got good ideas.

Safety pin pasties. I just kind of pin them on. And by the way, you can see my safety pins next week or the week after when Shepi Live and Daniel Watts and I are on The Doctors. Yay! Hello, hello, hello.

That's so much fun. All right. And, you know, spanking is like a lot of forms of rough play that get a lot of your tensions out, you know, without killing each other. And that is what the bonobo way is all about, is channeling your anger, that's why we call it anger management, bonobo style. And your tension into the release of these violent tensions through something that doesn't hurt too much, unless you're Jackie.

Jackie likes it to hurt so much. Favorite little pain slide. Yeah, I admit it. I'm an endorphin addict. An endorphin addict.

Yeah, that's a nice way to say it. So you're not a pain slide. Well, that's what brings on the endorphin. Pain slide, I love you.

Well, you take the pain for so much. I mean, a lot of people love you for that. So, you know, and Jackie also has invited our guest tonight. So she's the producer, the ass producer, we call it, which is short for associate producer, as well as just ass producer. And Jackie has also invited our next guest, who's also a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show, and this is King Noir.

Let's hear it. So happy to have you. Thank you very much for having me. My pleasure. And you're visiting LA from somewhere else?

Yeah, originally from New Jersey, but by way of Tampa, Florida. New Jersey by way of Florida. So you live in Florida now? Correct. All right, well, you're avoiding Mar-a-Lago during the Thanksgiving season when the Trumps are there, I guess.

I'm avoiding wherever they are. Whatever the season or the holiday. They're there. They're planted themselves there. And then they're everywhere. So here we are. We are everywhere. I'm glad to be here with everybody.

And I am so glad to have you. And you, I'm interested in getting to know you and how do you and Jackie know each other? I think you found me through paranormal perversions. Yes, they shot with paranormal perversions right after Marina Black and I shot with them. You shot with paranormal perversions. What do you mean, they?

Yes, me and my partner, Jet Setting Jasmine, we have a company called Royal Fetish Films. Unfortunately, she couldn't make it to me. She had to go back to Florida. We own a gym there. So she had to go back to handle that amount here shooting for a little while. Are you sure she's not handling a Trump?

I would honestly be able to bet that she's not doing that. There's a lot of handling that she would be doing, but it's not a Trump. You know, I handle a lot of Trump supporters as a therapist. It's true. So, you know, it's important to reach out and try to understand each other.

But on the other hand, it's also important to spank away your resistance to protesting injustice. So we must not, I feel, be complacent or consider that everything is okay, that everything is normal. Because a lot of the media, and I'm not one against the media. I'm part of the media. But there's a tendency to try to normalize something that is not normal.

It is not normal to have the KKK gathering together publicly in 2016. Well, it's become like marketing. It's all, whoever, and it doesn't mean we're all right just because something is light, you know, like, you know. So I don't blame Trump himself or his supporters. I just don't want to accept that as normal.

Misogyny, KKK, neo-Nazis, don't want to accept it. And yes, would you please come forward just to show off your chest? E-core the world. Get on up here.

Where'd he go? That's what I'm saying. Oh, he's, oh my gosh, look at that shirt. He didn't look good enough as it was. Come here.

Yes, baby. That's a shirt. One of the few times I'm not asking you to take off your shirt, because he has a hot body. But honestly, this looks good, you know.

And E-core the wolf is on Fridays, he is doing his show. But we get him on Saturdays. Did you get this made for you or did you buy it somewhere? It was given to me.

It was given? From a t-shirt manufacturer. Thanksgiving. Yes, given to me.

Wow. And I went to vote with this shirt on. You did? No.

With all good intentions. So I see that I voted shirt, I voted sticker. And by the way, when we say fuck Trump, which is what this says, we don't mean that in a bad way. We want him to get good and fucked and right out of the White House.

It's a metaphor. Yeah, but it's also, you know, Danielle gave him a good butt-fucking. Yes, she did. Yeah, that was very, very beautiful.

I think he definitely enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. And, you know, he got a lot out of it, I think. In fact, he's already started to back off on certain things.

Like he's not going to put Hillary in jail, which is upsetting a lot of people. And maybe he will later, but right now he's got more important things to do. Like deporting. He's got more important things to do.

And I think he's backing off on the Obamacare. He's going to keep Obamacare. So I think that... I'm not going to build a wall.

I'm not going to build a wall. It's just building some fences, extra fences, which we already have. The wall. The wall.

So thank you, Danielle, for the... Which illegal immigrants are building, by the way? Oh, it goes so deep. But I do think a good fucking can help anyone release some tension.

So I'm glad to help. Even if it's in... Even if it's make-believe fucking. Spanking.

Yeah. A good stuffing. And that's... Thanksgiving.

And a good spanking. Yes. For spanksgiving. Yeah.

So... You look lovely. You look great. You really do.

You're still like, like you said, like Thanksgiving-ish colors. Pumpkin-ish. Yeah. Pumpkin and turkey.

You look pious, baby. Pumpkin and gravy. Very pious. You just take a bite out of you.

Ah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey, Dr. Black, sexy, everybody.

Yeah. Everybody else out there watching. Always. Oh, my God.

Yeah. For real. You know, you can find sexy in a lot of things, I think. But if you're good, you're good.

And if you got it, you got it. So go on and flaunt it to the world and be body. When she's good, she's good. When she's bad, she's better.

And she's always the best. That's how I just thank Dr. Black. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Let the spankings begin. Let the spankings begin. Woo-hoo.

It's our duty to spank booty on Thanksgiving and on Spankgiving, which is Thanksgiving Saturday night every year. And so, you know, I'm going to say ladies first of our new guests. Yes.

And I would say you could spank who you like, but I feel someone would like very much to be spanked by you. Gee, what a wild guess. The peanut gallery has spoken.

So we're going to get this party started, right? Woo. All right. Jack, I'm going to bring my little bag of toy.

How do we start this? Come on. I'll get it started. Whoa.

Wow. Just for jumping right in there. There. It started.

All right. Let the spankings begin. Mm-hmm. You said to warm me up a little bit.

Oh, man. I'm getting so excited. Oh, yes. Please, please, please.

So. Oh, wow. This is Mistress Erica. Mistress Erica.

And how do you pronounce your last name? Can we have a mic? I'm going to go get my toy real quick. Yeah, get that toy.

Oh, he's going to get his toy. Rikes. Rikes. King's toy.

What do you use that from? The Netherlands. The Netherlands. Oh, Dutch.

Wow. And you're going to do double Dutch here with the logger. All right. Okay.

So Jackie, come on up here. Show off the beautiful eyes. Wait, I want to get a different position. Let's move my thingy here off the stage.

See this? Jackie is ready. She has her fancy thong on. Yeah.

Fancy Corsa. Oh, wow. Wow. And Mistress Erica.

Doing a Florentine style flogging. Which is a good warm-up. It doesn't usually hurt. Like class with eyes.

What does it feel like, Jackie? Oh, it's like a wonderful massage, but better. Whoa. Yeah.

It is like a massage. That didn't seem like a massage. Whoa. I felt that.

It's like that kind of massage, the karate chopping massage. It's a Swedish massage with a really rough hand. I swear I felt that. Whoa.

Thank you, Mistress Erica. Whoa. What are these floggers made out of? These floggers are made out of bull leather.

Bull leather. I just got them, so I'm breaking them in right now as we speak. Oh, well, they're a little heavy. Yeah.

Yeah, these are not like deer skin or elk skin. They're kind of heavy. But Jackie, they're like feathers. They look beautiful while you use these.

This is like an art right now. I'm paying attention. I thought I'd seen something like this before. Whoa.

Whoa. Wow. Honey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh, God, I so love you.

Not only a good song. Oh, yeah. You're amazing. Wow.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Those are the sounds of Spank's goodness. This is our beautiful Jackie Bonobo taking this like a... You know how Thanksgiving sounds are like...

I'm very thankful, right? It's like slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. Slap, slap, slap. I think I like Thanksgiving than Thanksgiving.

You know, restricting to stretching your stomach to actually tucking it in. Whoa. And flogging.

All right. A little whispering going on. Oh, now a little touching. So what's going on?

Just pacing everything. Right. Do you want to get a little rougher? Yeah.

Oh. Hands now. Hands spanking. With a ring on.

Ooh. Just getting good. Yeah. All right.

That's Manson Flockers. Oh. He does. King brought, King brought some.

King brought a special toy, too. Up here. Yeah. What do you have here?

These are amazing. These are called nunchucks. Oh. Nunchucks.

You look like a ninja in that. Martial arts style. You ready to try them? Wow.

As long as you're gentle with me. I'm nice. Ooh. You look nice.

You look nice. Also say as long as you take off your shirt. And as long as you take off that shirt, but I'll take it off for you, so no worries.

I want a better view of this. You guys, Jackie's face right now, it's so beautiful. It's like, it's the most stunningly gorgeous, just like present.

Very zen, too. They call it sub-space. Sub-space? Yeah, I see it.

Oh, wow. Oh, it's really impressive. Woo. It's spiritual.

She really gets spanked right into the fifth dimension. I keep having energy orgasms. Uh-huh. It's like, it's like the magic word,

every time in spanky noise happens. It's weird. Oh, yeah. So smart.

Woo. Right? I don't know. Do I want to catch it in my eye?

Kind of seems erotic. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. This is a...

Whoa. Whoa. And let's hear it for Mistress Erica and Jacqueline Lou. Oh, my goodness.

And we will continue with this, but I want to just have a little mixed up stuff here. And so we're going to get back to... Mistress Erica.

Shortly, Mistress Erica. We'll be telling you on our versions, too. This sanctuary. Something.

I gave you a book spanking. I know. The nurse didn't do it like, wow. Mistress Erica has a...

Right. A focus I haven't seen since I was a kid back in Florida. Thank you. Woo.

Wow. All right. So King Noir. Woo.

Yes. Could you let Gypsy help you remove your T-shirt? Sure. Please.

Thank you, Mistress Erica. You might have to. Wow. Woo.

Here we go. Uh-huh. All right. Beautiful.

Woo. I love the necklace tattooed around your neck. It's pretty hot. Now, would you really, Gypsy, be willing to receive a little lights flogging?

Okay. She would. Oh, wow. Fantastic.

Do you want to lean on the bed here? Oh, yes. So, you know... Why does she need to take her headphones off?

Start at the shoulders, so that you're going to be able to start coming down on the brain. To start preparing the body for what she's going to start to feel. You don't want to just go straight to the ass or to the thighs or anything like that. You also, with floggers, want to make sure that you skip the kidneys.

Okay. You don't want to hit anybody in their kidneys with it. Good education. I need a microphone over here.

Okay. How you doing there, girl? It's my first time being flogged. Oh, okay.

It's starting okay. Yeah. He's got the soft line, I think. He has the technique, for sure.

And the technique as well. Looking good with the technique by Canada Man. Yeah. You are looking good.

My kind of ass. My kind of booty. It's a bonobo stairs. They do me justice, that's for sure.

Ooh, he's got a rhythm going. Ooh. I'm not sure, but either way, I'm having a good time. I don't know.

Or maybe he's going to your heartbeat. Chipsie, your butt looks amazing, by the way. You're really sweet. We decided that's from walking up and down the stairs of Bonobo.

She's always walking up and down the stairs. So if you want to become a member, you know, come to bonobo.com and you can have an ass like mine. Ooh, and now that ass is getting flogged.

Ooh, that pretty pretty. This is really, what a pro. Yeah, feels good. Oh my God.

Anybody who got tortured in the medieval times, I'm sorry, but this is awesome. I would have been committing sins left and right. Ooh, look at that.

Oh, look at that. Fancy, fancy swirl. This is king. Wow.

I'm picturing King Noir like practicing for this at home. With his slaves waiting for him. Oh, that was just me. I'm just kidding.

Ooh, he is practicing. You guys saw this is all non, you know, practiced. King Noir is no amateur. Let me tell you.

Ooh, it's getting a little warm there. You know, I, it's, I don't know how to say it, but he's a professional. You know, when you, that's like the difference in this world

of, you know, people not knowing what they're doing and what they're doing. Cause honestly, it feels good to, you know, tortured. Oh my God.

Can we start something else? Beautiful. It's foreplay. It's naughty foreplay.

Okay. Somebody needs to put a microphone in front of them. Scared to get hit by the blockers. Don't be scared.

Don't be scared. You'll like it. There we go. Maybe not in the face.

I think that it's erotic in itself, the rhythm and pain and attention to someone's body. And even with the pain, there's that pleasure. And that's why you have to start high

and just build her body up to it. Build it up, baby. Yeah. What are these floggers made out of?

This one has leather, elk. Elk. Nice. That's soft.

It has leather. Elk and it also has some plastic. The plastic provides a nice little sting. Did you say elk?

Elk leather is very soft. Wow. Yeah. Gypsy.

It's like you're getting banged by an owl. It's like coming from the forest. And now I get their leftovers on my ass. So, gotta bring the country to the city some way.

So, I'm glad it's in this way. I have to say, I kind of bummed my family wasn't able to make it tonight. I agree.

I agree. My dad was going to bring my uncle, actually, who has been in a coma. And this would really, I mean...

I think he would like this. He would love this. You're going to take us to the website so he can watch it. I will have to now.

If he missed it live, he'll have to go to the website to watch it. This is beautiful. You are a real artist. I'm really impressed by your technique and your presence

and your abs. Body. Among other things, we're impressed. That's why he's here.

So is Miguel. Miguel's clapping. Miguel. And this is an educational show.

It is. I have never seen anything like it. I mean, you can spank the monkey while we celebrate spank giving. Spank giving.

But you can also just learn a thing or two about how to improve your own spanking techniques. Logging techniques. Yeah.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goddess. Wow. I can't even analyze.

I want to analyze. I want to analyze. I really, there's a part of me that really wants to break it down like why this is so,

but I can't even think a rational thought while I'm watching this. I just feel. Me and Dr. Susie's asked you that from time to time. Let's just say buns are fun.

Yeah. And you know, spanking them just is more fun. It's play. It's play.

It can be soft, but it can be hard. It can be hard. We like it a little hard up and down. It can be just a party favor or it can be part of sex.

Yeah. You know. You are amazing. You deserve those fancy floggers.

Absolutely. Let's hear it for. Oh, yeah. And Gypsy Bonobo.

You guys should make a movie together. I think you should show this. You have really great chemistry together. I mean, Gypsy.

Red, red eyes. Gypsy. Have you been a bad girl? And she's even got somehow tan lines.

I mean, those are tan lines. That's some red. When you are so white that any type of this. Disturbance.

This is skin interaction. This turns into a different color. I'm Irish. I like to soak them in every skin color.

Sorry. All right. But you're butt so pure looking. It's like, what did you do to deserve that?

You're such a good girl. Us girls usually don't deserve it. We just play with that. A naughty girl.

And that's why she got spanked. Thank you so much. That was amazing spanking. I honestly didn't deserve it.

You're very welcome. So naughty, but I didn't deserve it. But anytime. Wow.

So I think we're almost ready for the break. Right? Are we ready for the break? Yeah.

So we're going to come back. Are you going to get spanked? Oh gosh. It's your duty to spank booty or get your booty spanked.

Would you like to spank her? No. Would you like me to show you how to use the vloggers? Please.

Please have an instructional. We will do that shortly in just a few minutes. So don't come yet. And don't go away.

We'll be right back. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way,

inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex.

It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us.

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the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month.

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A sister of a woman. Look at that face! That is a beautiful thing. Thank you Dr.Susan Block here.

What a beautiful human being. A wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Bach. Thank you.

Thank you. My man. I think that was a little bit. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

And let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it.

Stop. OK, stop. Ejection. Wee.

OK, we're going to come, we're going to come. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate.

Thank you, man. How was it? What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home and take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm one. I feel like I could at least leave the husband.

We're the husband. You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh my god.

Whoa. Oh. Don't let her fall over. Oh.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web.

And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. I feel better already. Little booty spank. Nice group of bonobo villains.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. My captain is here.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. Ah.

Ah. I'm going to eat you like a turkey leg. Mm. Oh.

And, uh, and yeah, I've got my special guest, Mistress Erica, and King Noir. Ooh. As well as, uh, the pancential power couple of the year.

Mm. And next year as well. And this will be, uh, Sheffy Live and Daniel. Salutations.

Who is out hiding me tonight. I had too many donuts this week. With this big donut on her head. I'm a donut man.

It is quite the hat. I got to have that hat. That's. Are you trying to make a point?

I was wondering if she'd be jealous. You got stuffed on Thanksgiving. She got stuffed. I'll make whatever point you want me to make.

Oh, God. Stop it. That's a cream-filled donut, right? Speaking of stuff.

And look at this nice push-up bra. She got her bra. I dressed her up right now, because I want her to be spanked in style.

Ooh. Because I thought it would be fun to wear a gypsy bra. It's your duty to spank booty. Ooh.

Ow. Spanked giving. Yeah. So, you know, I don't know.

We've got this lovely couple here. We also, of course, have Jackie Blue, ass producer of the ass show. Amazing, amazing.

And I'm sure she's going to get it again. But I gave you guys each a books spanking. You did. On our 24th wedding anniversary.

Books are called to spank with, you know. You can do it. But. You're very, very good at it.

I'm, you know, serviceable. So, now, this is Spank's giving. You have just seen some examples of expert top-notch spanking from the Sanctuary, you know,

Mistress Erica from Florida. And we have King. King. Yeah.

Definitely. He is a king. Did you negotiate? He's going to spank and get spanked for the first round.

Can we have Danielle get spanked by the King? Just so, I think we like to learn. Learn a little thing. I want to learn a thing or two.

I would love that. Oh, wow. That's just me. It's her choice.

Well, can I leave my donut on my head? I prefer that you leave the donut. But you got to take everything else off. Everything else.

Wait, can the broccoli? No, the broccoli can stay. The broccoli can stay. The broccoli can stay.

I'm going to fix it for you, too, because I love you. Well, thanks for the help. Ooh, and the panties are cute, too. Yeah, they're Gypsy's panties.

She's getting me by her panties. I wanted her parts touching mine. Yes. Very touching.

But as you can see, I had a lot of donuts this week, so my ass is really especially... It's very delicious and spankable. You are spankable, Miss Danielle.

Tell us how pretty it is. Okay, wow. Please spank that. Oh, man.

Hi. She's been a bad girl. Well... Literally.

Naughty. Naughty, exactly. You might as well get spanked now way before Christmas, so you can get what you want.

Thank God. I'll hold it for you. Don't you worry. This is a gang bang of entertainment right now.

Okay, somebody hold a mic up to his... Here, so can we get Belive? Or Jackie, one of the two to hold this mic up to this beautiful man. I think we got it.

I would love that. So pay attention, Belive. Okay. He's actually teaching you how to do this.

Okay, okay, okay. Hold it. Okay, but you got to hold the mic in front of his face. So you're going to step up and do this as well.

We're going to... Hold that right there. We're going to start... Oh, God.

Don't worry, baby. I'm going to be easy. He's amazing. I'm sure he spanked you a lot harder.

You should be honored to get spanked by this man. I am. Now, this area right here, you're going to skip, because that's where the kidneys are.

You don't want to give too much... Oh. ...thud on the kidneys. Kind of similar to wild boxes.

We don't like to get hit in our kidneys. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, yeah.

We're going to take it off. Just because he's not taking it off now. I lost my tongue. I'm going to give you your ears, though.

I'm not going to... Actually, if you want, you could bury your face in it. I'm not going to get this old bunny. And I'm going to lay down with you.

Oh, God. Oh, God. You're going to like it. No, it won't hurt, baby.

It's going to feel like a trip to the spa. It's going to be good. Imagine a sweetest massage. We just literally came from the spa.

Leather in it. So, this is an extra special, babe. Oh. This will be good.

This will get to the lymphatic system, I can tell. How is it feeled in you? It's really nice. It is.

You got to admit it. You got to admit. Doctors say the words of doctors say you got to admit. It feels pretty good.

What does that mean? Watch my back. Arch it. So, that means, like, bend that ass and, like, you want it.

Yeah, like that. And eventually, he'll get to that ass. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Is that what I think it is? Yeah. Wow. Oh, man.

I really feel like a... And we've hit bottom. Or the G-spot, I'm not sure. I'm so glad I paid $40,000 a year to go to theater school.

Thank God. Shout out to the University of Southern California. It's so kind in general. Don't forget Yale for making the brilliant mind of Dr. Seussie.

Woo! I'm being bad, I guess. Are you enjoying? Yeah.

Well, I like that when I get distracted and he makes me pay attention. Yeah. Woo! So, Dom, it's submissive.

He's a very, very... He is doing a good job. I feel like I'm... It's his mark every time.

Oh! As I said earlier, he's an artist among many things. That's all I'll say. Yeah, I'm not going to do it after this.

I think you should relax your ass and arch your back. So, I'm going to show you how to do that. So, loosen your knees and I want you to just... No, no, no, no, no.

Keep them straight. There you go. There you go. He's going to help you.

I don't think everybody sees that. Spread your legs. Oh, now I'm learning something. See, you got to relax that back there.

Okay. That's like the video we were watching, babe. I know. This is...

Present your beauty. Assume the position. Yeah. This is the position.

Embrace the vlog. For Thanksgiving. Yeah. Yeah, take that position.

Assume that position. Oh. Yeah. Present that booty.

Like it's a dish to be devoured by a flogger. If Thanksgiving always looked this good, I would eat every day. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do I get in trouble? Yeah. Do I get in trouble for enjoying this so much?

No, you don't. No, you just enjoy it. Beautiful jiggle. Whoa.

Oh, we got some rhythm going here. Let's play the Kingster. The Kingster. The Kingster.

The Kingster. Let's play it. Oh, God. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. You are doing amazing, Danielle. I just want to say that's not the Kingster.

Okay, I don't know. Oh, man. I don't want to hurt her. All right.

He's going to help you. He's going to help you. Let's hear it for King Noir and Danielle Watts Booty. Ow, ow, ow.

Watts playing Danielle's Booty. He's watching. All in your wrist. Now if you go harder, you load it up.

So right here is if you want to hit it. You want to load it up. Get back. I got to have that King.

All right, we're having some instructions here. They're off microphone because it's about husband and wife kind of thing. What's up? Now the thing is when it comes to being in front,

you got to remember the organs that was like that. So you have to be real careful. He's warming conscious. All right, but the butt is a very tough body part.

The ass got padding. The padding. Ass got a beautiful padding. So he's going to start up at your shoulders just like I did.

I'm going to be there to make sure everything is straight. This is better than USC or Yale. This is Spanx giving instructional at the Doctors and Block Institute where you learn to spank Booty.

And then when it is your duty, you will be ready. We're going to start blind. So you want to start, aim up here. Sex education.

Oh my God. Oh wait, say this. Hold on. Can I have a microphone?

This is the sex education I always wanted, but finally to the Doctors Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences is learning how to get spanked like a real...

It is an art and a science. Spanking. And a pleasure with a little bit of pain. Such a pleasure.

You look a little like an Easter Bunny, but we'll settle for you. Well, I got my holidays switched. Yeah, you did. I like the bunny thing.

I couldn't remember. I thought it might have been Thanksgiving, but then I thought maybe it might have been Easter. Then I thought maybe I might be getting spanked.

Oh wait, that's actually happening. Oh yeah. All right. Arch that back.

I had a dream. Whoa. That's a real spank in there. That was hand spank.

Okay. What if I have to fart? Well, that means they're awkward. Just like sex, you hold it in like every good girl.

So you can be a naughty girl, but be a good girl at the same time. Or you'll get spanked harder. If I fart, I get blocked. I get in trouble.

How is the real... Or how is the live doing? I'm curious, does anyone fart when you're spanking them? Not that I know of,

but that would probably be what happens today. During the time. Let's hear it for Daniel Wants at Chevy Live. I had a lot of garlic earlier, you know.

To make sure my immune system was strong for this. Thank you, King. You are... Yeah, he's the King.

You must have had a lot of experience with that. That's quite challenging. Thank you. I must say you're the King for a reason.

But it's more than impressive. Thank you for the educational video, among other things. Absolutely. So I think everybody has gotten a spanking or been...

or given a spanking that's around... I have given one. The Thanksgiving table here. Did you want to receive one, is that it?

Did you want Mistress Erica? I think it would be nice if Mistress Erica did her thing again. Yes, Mistress Erica! I'm a little afraid, but I guess...

I think it's a good idea, too. He's a little afraid, and we have fears tonight. We want to spank away our fears. And we want to conquer our fears.

But yeah, we're spanking away our fears. I'm getting some of my fears spanked out. I'm just watching you guys. It's a beautiful thing.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Okay. Turn off the Facebook Live. I don't know what's on.

Mark Zuckerberg is not happy right now. Oh my goodness, she's getting her tools. I don't really want to make it, Mark. That is what we like to call a writing crop.

That writing crop is beautiful. Are you sure Facebook... And it's not just for writing. Go easy.

Is it tender butt, right? What do you think, Danielle? Should she go easy? I mean, I think he could enjoy a hard spanking. I don't know.

I think you're going to get one from her. I don't know. He's really cute when he cries. God, I love girls.

I love girls. We love a little pain in our lives. No pain, no gain. No pain, no gain.

Because you're pretty when you cry. He's a new little boy. You've been a bad boy. I'm just wondering if I can come out or not.

Yes, you can. You may come out. You may be free with yourself. You're free.

You're free. Okay, so do I stand up? It's so innocent. Until the Dom comes in.

She's going to really spank you. She's more scared than I think I've ever been in my life. Did you ever get spankings be alive? I used to get switched almost to bleeding.

This will spank away all those bad memories. That's right. So we're going to do a magic spell where you exchange that pain for pleasure. Oh, God, yes.

That's witchy women. And Queen Dr. Sue will help you. Daniel wants me to cry. Only to see the rainbow through this.

But no pain can cry. No crocodile tears. How was that? Oh, goddess.

How was that? Is that okay? Very scary. That's fucking hurt.

Oh, my God. Jackie, I don't understand. You know what? I will say as a nurse that men are usually the bigger babies.

Men are the bigger babies in the pain world. To be fair, he did not get the flogging, the tenderizer. Oh, that's true. He didn't.

So since we are an educational show, we have to mention that. That it's usually easier to take when you get the flogging first.

This isn't a flogging. This is a spanking. This is a cropping, actually. Sorry to be alive.

Thank you. You just got from zero to 100 real quick. I'm going to agree. Real, real quick.

Okay. So is this... This is... This is Dr. Susan Institute Therapy.

I have a question for Mistress Erica. She is being soft, though. I could tell. She has a question.

You know, from one dime to another, what part of the riding crop turns you on the most when you use it? Just knowing that I'm going to get a direct impact on them,

and that to me says, hey, I'm doing my job. I know what I'm doing. You're doing your job well because he hasn't moved

since you started. That's very womanly of you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And once you get into the rhythm, you get a high just like subspace. Yeah. More spanking. More spanking. Okay.

Okay. Danielle, being your husband, do you think he needs to have it? I mean, how is his level of pain?

What do you think he deserves right now? Consensually. Oh, Gypsy. I hate to tell you,

but, um, Chef Be Live is a bad boy. He's very bad.

Well, he's going to get some floggers. Yeah. I said from Abigail and Evan, your husband has been bad,

and they need to be flogged. Let's flog the bad out of you right now. That feels good. Kind of. That feels good, right?

Uh-huh. Kind of good. It feels way better than the last first really hard one. Yeah.

With a little pain, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like pain. You're taking it. No joke.

This is like pain that feels kind of good. It's like a trip to the spa. You know, like massage is a pain that feels kind of good. And it is kind of good for you

in different ways releasing it to work. This faking is making gypsy one out. Another one.

Round two. Alright, let's hear it for Chef Be Live. And Mrs. Ericka.

Oh my God. Now, I kind of feel like our climax should be these two

doing something together to Jackie. I agree. And maybe our beautiful Danielle should go This is aftercare.

Maybe you should comfort her. Aftercare is very important. She's comforting himself with Mrs. Ericka. I think he is.

That is why I love you guys. Are they posing with a dildo? No. That's his dick.

That's your husband's dick. Oh my God. He's having a deep experience. Testimony.

Testimony. Alright, testimony. Let's analyze what you've just been through. Because I didn't even think about the whole

switching thing. This is why I actually might cry. That was kind of deep.

Because you were spanked as a child. It really helped me release and go with some stuff that I had attached to that.

The primal screen. Like I was over here and I felt like I was on Iwaska or something.

It was like a spiritual psychedelic kind of experience. It got me like, I appreciate the therapy

and what can be received from that. It is therapy. And by the way, not only practice by doms and mistresses,

it's also practice in some European country where they actually give spankings and floggings for therapy.

You know, light. Not so tough as we do maybe. But they have seen that it has

as good an effect sometimes in some people as hydrotherapy, as talking therapy. Spanking therapy.

It's a very special thing. I'll add to that. Your husband must have served it. I switch a lot

and the harder that I go as a bottom is what makes me better as a top. I like to go.

I'm probably just as interesting as a sub. Well, King Noir is looking at you with a smile. I was like, fresh me.

How well can you switch? Let me see. I don't know if I can do it tonight or anything, but there's other times

when I'm in that headspace. Well, how about co-doming with King Noir over, I mean maybe

Miss Jackie. I think Gypsy. Gypsy is going down.

If we bring all of our spankers back, line them up and we just go to town on all of them. Let's do that.

Go to town. We have a pain slut here. We have some newbies over here. I think we should put the pain slut in the middle

so she could take the brunt of everything. There you go. I knew she had to be central. So, let's get situated over here.

We don't want to hurt her feelings. We want to hurt her butt. Oh, my God. Are we going to go in our hands?

Oh, my goodness. Is that a boba? How's your butt? I told you it feels like a massage.

Indiana Jones is jealous right now. That's all I know. Look at that swivel wrist there. Very nice.

Where do you want it, Master Dom? I must say. I'm just going to relax and watch everybody. So the camera, the best angle.

Be in the front. Right here. So Jackie, come here with your beautiful, perfect bonobo ass.

We want to even the camera. Over here. And then y'all two, get on the side. Okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I won't relax. We should be singing a song or something.

Like, improper. Hey. Let me just give one spank. Oh, yeah.

How was I expecting that one? There we go. And off to the races. This is like some sort of

relay race. I feel like I'm in a high school cheerleading again. And there's about to be a pyramid on top of me.

You know? Like someone could climb on top of my back and your back, Jackie. And then we could do a pyramid spank.

We could. Oh my God, that's like erotica. Can we write this as we're getting flogged? I don't know.

I don't know. She started singing songs from guys and dolls. This vlogging's got me all sorts of

feelings. I don't know. I might be a little out of my mind right now. It feels good. It feels good. Welcome to my world, honey.

Oh, so this is what you're talking about, Jackie, this whole time. I get it. It's close. It's close.

Me and Daniel are working our ways up. I think it's a full moon in Bonoboville. Ooh.

Lots of moonings going on. Oh, wow. Did anyone do gymnastics like me? Yeah.

See, we should get Dr. Susie on top of us in a pyramid. Well, I don't know about doing that while the flogging's going on.

See, it's a flogging talking. We're excited about the flogging. We're having these great grand ideas that are coming up about

I don't even know what. Uh-huh. Yes, yes, yes. Ah.

And I get the pro right now. I get the pro. I know the king when I feel him. Because she has been bad.

We got two pros right here. I feel the king. What Mistress Erica does, it's really terrifying. I love it.

Oh, God, she keeps building up the, ah, feeling like it's going to happen, but then, okay.

And then it does. Really excited and then scared. It is very educational. Their style.

That's exactly it. Surprise. Thank you, Mistress. Only because I do know she deserves it. All those beautiful booties.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Danielle is our sensitive one. God bless her sweet, sensitive butt.

Oh, yeah. And let's hear it for our cheerleading squad featuring Bunny Danielle

and Jackie Blue Gypsy Bonobo and our Dom's Mistress Erica

and he is amazing. Noir, the amazing one. Wow. All right. So, um,

we're running out of time. Is it over? The spanking gets you all caught up. Yeah.

That's what I was thinking. Hey, what versions? How's your bag?

Oh, my name's probably, I'm really white, so let's take a gander. Yeah, let's take a gander. You're wearing such a cute little Thanksgiving outfit.

So it's supposed to be a pilgrim, even though it looks like a French maid. A French maid pilgrim. A pilgrim who spent some time in France

and got spanked. So we have just a little bit of redness. How does it feel to actually do the warm? Very warm.

We can break the whip out after the show. Okay. Where we have enough room because I was really concerned about cracking

that in here and... The whip, yeah. I didn't want to put anybody's eyes out or anything like that. Right, right. So there are a couple of close quarters

for the whip. But after the show. All right. Any other kinds of spanking

that you'd like to share with us? Or something else? With your hands. But my hands are a lot meaner

than the vloggers. But we'll figure that one out later. Hands are fine. Well, it sounds like

Jackie would like a hand spanking. It's just a hand and something. We're going to figure that one out. Okay.

It sounded like... I mean, my brain saw an image of a fist, but I don't know, maybe I'm just crazy. I think that you're just getting naughty.

No, I don't want that fist. She's just trying to get fisted now. Well, we talked about getting stuffed on Thanksgiving. So, you know,

there's fisting. Actually, speaking of which, we have a great Thanksgiving clip now on Clipporama featuring Avian

award winner Bonnie Rotten stuffing her fist into Leila Rivera like it's a turkey.

Yeah. And she really likes it. So, check it out. I like fisting. Who doesn't?

Fisting is fine. Oh, really, Gypsy? I'm so sorry. All this spanking has got me excited. I don't know what happened.

I don't know what happened. Well, it's very exciting. Who said they were an endorphin addict earlier? That's what it is.

That's what you're feeling right now. And the blood is rushing all over my place. Oh, hey, Jackie.

I get it. Now you know what I'm talking about. I'll come see you later. I'll come see you later.

All right. So, if nobody has anything else to do, I guess I'll get spanked. Logged.

Well, either one. I want King to do this. But I do want the soft flogging. I want King to do this.

Because he has... You guys should get on either side of me and get it too. She's like every woman. She's tough. She's rough and knows what she's doing.

She can choke you while I flog you. Oh, God. But you know what? It's just fancy floggers. I want her done by the fancy floggers.

She's our queen. She deserves the fancy. So that means you're going to get the rough ones? Later, yeah. Oh, okay.

Are we going to get it at the same time? We're going to do it this way. Okay. So you will be doing me. And the King will be doing our lovely daughter.

Okay. And she already knows the pose better I do. Oh, man. No.

Then you'll get all that quick. Okay. And I'm getting it on the shoulders. Which is not my favorite thing, I must admit.

But I'm... You know, it's like sort of an appetizer. Right. That I just have to eat

in order to get what I really want. Which is the butt flogging. Mistress Erica, do you ever give commands while you're

flogging? I think she gets her point across by her. Actions speak a lot of their words.

Oh, yes. Absolutely. Wow. And that feels nice. Yes.

Tenderize the meat. Me and Dr. Sissy have been friends banking my frustrations

and fears away. Beautiful. Beautiful. Thank you. Wow.

Thank you, Mistress. My goodness. You are a pro and a pro. And I think that means we're

just about out of time. So, wow. Another great

Spanx giving on the Dr. Susan Block Show, live from Bonoboville. And thank you all for

you know, kind of spanking me through this show. I really am thankful

and spankful for all of you everyone here. King Noir, Mistress Erica,

Gypsy Bonobo. Pansexual couple. Sensual, excuse me.

Whatever. You get more pansexual all the time. And Danielle Watts.

And Jackie Blue. I'm also pansexual by the way. She's everything sexual and that's why I

fucking love you. And I want to thank my wonderful captain my Max.

I am so thankful and spankful for you. We love you Max. We love you guys.

I thank you for creating all of this, for creating Bonoboville. Little help from me, but

it's so much Max's vision. Everything here. And yeah.

Thank you all my friends and lovers and enemies. Yeah. I love my enemies too. You know. And these are my weapons.

My safety pins. That's what I'm talking about. My safety pins are powerful. Right. You can call them diaper pins if you want.

But that just shows what a big baby you are. But my diapers are armed. And dangerous.

Tell us Captain Max. You fuck with them I'll shoot out a missile that'll send you back where you came from.

Yes indeed. Tell them Captain Max. You know. I mean if you're hanging out on Twitter and Facebook

trying to hurt people for just expressing themselves expressing their pain

if you're being what Salon's Digby calls a sore winner syndrome. There's a lot of those.

Sore winner syndrome. Okay. You won. Well not really. He didn't fucking win.

We know we're all winning at Penovo though. Thank God for Max and thank God for Dr. Susie who let us win here every day despite what's going on in the

crazy political world. We're winning your Thanksgiving dinner and your awesome commentary. And this amazing sex education

and exploration and research and social experiment and performance art and resistance

and resistance and domination and sub-normality. Five minutes.

Five minutes. I appreciate Green Day's performance at the AMAs. What'd they sing?

It's very catchy. No Trump. No KKK. No Fascist USA. No Trump.

No KKK. No Fascist USA. No Trump. Here. We're going to bed me over too?

Yes. No Trump. No KKK. No Fascist USA. No Trump.

No KKK. No Fascist USA. No Trump. No KKK. No Fascist USA. I know everybody's scared

to sing it with me. You guys. You guys. It's okay.

You can sing along in your own time now that it's recorded. Our pins, mine by the way, I ordered gold pins.

None of this silver shit. Gold pins. I kind of like the silver. We are

the resistance. They say in Italian. We are the resistance against Fascists, Communists

Nazis. Policemen, Policemen. Right? They ain't going to grow roots here.

Not in my backyard. You and Dr. Seize have the best backyard. You know, we might go down

resisting. We're going to go down eventually anyway. Amen. The time is flying.

It just keeps flying. But, you know, we're here. When you say go down,

is there a sexual innuendo there? Absolutely. I am going down, going down. Okay.

Well, maybe one day that luck will land on me. I want to be the Titanic. I don't know if it's luck.

It's just my destiny. It's my marriage. It's my bonoboville. We are, you know,

relavutionaries. Relavutionaries. I want to add something. I don't really make too many political statements,

but he's been in the news lately, and little Barron Trump, I swear to God, reminds me of Damien from The Omen. I don't want to criticize him

because he might be autistic and he's a child. And he does look like what you said, and I think that's actually very funny.

But at the same time, I do want to say that, you know, I feel for him and, you know, he's a kid. Well, when you said I feel for him,

I finally just farted. So I think there's something there. Glad you were based that next to your husband. Impeccable timing.

That's illegal in war. No, you can't use gas. Okay? It's against the Geneva Conventions.

We're going to have to put on our gas masks from last week. Please. Wow. We have so much fun on this show.

Whoever's in power, whoever, you know... My pussy's in power. I think we have to give him a spanking. Yeah.

Where's my... You have another five minutes. He's getting dirty throughout the week. Wow.

Have people been coming on Donald Trump? He looks all ragged. He's been thrashed. He's got little...

bumps of jizz. Those are his balls. He's chosing on him. The little stuffing.

I don't know, I see Trump, I lose all interest. He's obviously the BDSM ward. He has burn marks. Spanking doesn't have to just go on the butt.

It can go on the balls. It can go on the boobs. Those are big balls. And his balls are too big for his britches.

This is a historic moment. I hope. I'm going to show us later where you can put it. Yeah, baby.

I wish that he talked back. Can I grab your pussy? Yeah, well... Well, maybe.

Maybe. I mean, if it helps you release some tension and... Release that tension. And be able to have kindness towards, you know,

people who are different than you, then please get spanked, get fisted, get whatever the fuck you need to get. Absolutely.

And get that shit out that way. That is so well said. Get it out. Not a lot of tension.

And, you know, I mean, it goes for all of us. We're all kind of going through some tensions. And there's many ways to get it out. You know, you can get analized.

And you can get spanked. And, you know, I mean, whatever way you do it, try to do it.

The bonobo way. Right. Yeah. I don't know if we have time to sing,

but come up here with the fuck, Trump. That's the best shirt that I've seen all year. By far. We're going to make love to Trump.

I don't know. I must admit. And I will ride the Trump dick. I really would.

I don't know if he needs to be just spanked today. But can you promise next week that you will give another show? You can't ride the Trump dick.

I think it's too small. Well, yeah. Trump is a big dick, but he has a small one.

And it's like what we call sitting on an ant or something. Can I ride the small one in there? That was a compliment, Max.

I think it'd be good for America. It would. Go ahead. Reformer slave to ride the president's dick. Oh, God, don't turn me on.

Yeah. It's actually kind of going in there. Trump, this is

something's going in there. Yeah. Can I stick it in there? I would like to see it.

Yeah, we'll just get another small piece. Oh, that's nice. It's small, but it does the trick.

You know. It ain't the meat, it's the motion. It ain't the meat, it's the motion. It just never gets old.

This is how we... This butt never gets old. Like America, great again. Dr. Suzy, we're almost out.

You're going to cut off in a minute. So, I want you to be good. I want you to be happy. I want you to ease your tension one way or another.

Please don't be violent. Somebody punched a woman in a face for disagreeing in some Brooklyn restaurant. That's not right.

Don't do that. Get it out through spanking. Get it out through talking. Get it out some other way. Get it out the bonobo way.

Anger management. Bonobo style. Get stuff from both ends. And make like bonobos,

not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. Spank that monkey. Yeah. See the clap sign.

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