SeX-ED in Bed + Occupy LA

Full transcript of SeX-ED in Bed + Occupy LA on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs,

sex experts and sex bots, occupiers and therapists for hire. All you children is sex. And we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen?

Amen. Can I hear an amen? Amen. I want to welcome you to the womb room here at Dr. Susie Speakeasy

in the soul of downtown LA. Tonight is sex ed in bed. And we got some apples for the teacher that we're going to share with you, eager, horny students.

Yes, we do. Aphrodisiacs, tips and, well, sex edumacation techniques and adventures. Why do we need a good sex education? After all, isn't sex natural?

Well, sure, sex is natural if you're happy being a man that premature ejaculates. Sure, sex is natural if you're happy being a woman that doesn't have an orgasm. Sure, sex is perfectly natural. Very natural.

If you just don't want to stay in lust with one person for the rest of your life, because that's very unnatural. But if you want sex to be good, you might want to learn a thing or two. What? Yeah, I know it makes a good sound.

There we go. So class is now in session. You better listen up, or I'll make sure you can't sit down. First subject is revolution.

Yeah, revolution is an aphrodisiac. Always has been, always will be. Ah yes, the revolutionary hero is such a sex symbol, isn't he? Or she, Joan of Arc, is kind of sexy for lesbians.

Well, people that like shaved heads. That silent movie she was in with Antonin Arteau. Oh, she's suffering so erotically. Yes, revolution.

V is for vendetta. Very sexy. Very dangerous too. Here at the speakeasy, of course, we are bonobos.

We're all for peaceful revolution, right? And then those knives and burning down buildings. I don't know about that. Well, maybe an empty building.

No libraries, though, please. You might warn them before you burn it down. I don't know. I gotta think for museums. I remember the unions blew up the LA Times at one time.

I don't know if you recall that. There was a terrorist attack by the unions. Yes. Well, no, I'm not into burning buildings. We're very peaceful.

I'm into peaceful revolution. Well, we're very peaceful here because we have cars and stuff like that. So we want to protect our assets compared to other places. I want to protect my asses, you know?

I mean, the next building they burn could be mine, right? This is cement, darling? Yes. Well, anyway, Occupy LA is the latest revolution in our backyard.

That's correct. It's related to the Occupy movement, Occupy Wall Street. And well, I mean, hey, they might be a little smelly from sleeping out in tents. Revolutionaries always stink a little bit.

Yeah, that can be a turn off, you know? But otherwise, I mean, the passion, the passion, you know, the passion for change, because what is sex about, really, whether it's procreation, which is all about change with the new generation,

or recreation, which is all about, you know, change in your life, just playtime instead of work, work, work, or relation, which always changes. Sex is about change.

Change is an aphrodisiac. Even though sometimes change hurts. There was a good sound, yeah. Okay.

See, I'm learning. This is a place for learning. And I'm going to learn about Occupy LA because we have a representative, sort of a representative,

a stagecraft member of OLA named Joe Wo. Hello, Joe. Hey, everybody. Hey.

How are the people? Thank you for occupying the speak-easy. My pleasure. So tell us, tell us your experience with Occupy LA.

You've been camping out, protesting. Yeah, camping out, involved in committees, doing marches. September 29th I saw a flyer in a window of a cafe, Occupy LA. Nobody had to tell me twice what was going on,

even though I was fairly unaware of what was happening in New York. In May and June, however, I watched what was going on in Spain. What were your politics at the time? Did you consider yourself a radical?

I wasn't doing anything radical. I was just trying to figure out how to live. Uh-huh. Yeah.

And in May and June, I had watched people dissatisfied, unhappy with their situation in Spain, basically do what we're doing now here in this country. And I was surprised that we weren't doing in this country in May

and June. So when I saw the flyer in the window in September, Occupy LA, October 1st, City Hall, yeah, I headed straight down. You went down and you went down with the idea of camping

or just hanging out for the day? Initially I went down just to check it out. I had just reconnected with the girlfriend from 20 years ago in New Orleans and we went to see a brass band the night before.

Well, this is organic, huh? This is really organic. So do you just kind of, I mean, is this like a lot of people's stories that got involved in Occupy LA?

Just one person leads to another and then everyone's occupying? Yeah, everyone's different. I mean, I'm a fellow stage craft member now. You know, he's from Vancouver and I haven't got his full story

but involved something with a broken down motorcycle and Albuquerque and, you know. So how has it changed you? How has it changed me?

Number one, I would say my relationships with people in general, the challenge of living on a lawn with three to six hundred people from various backgrounds. The 99% is very inclusive as it should be.

Along with that though comes the challenges of that inclusivity and the ultimate challenge of people coming together and uniting. So it's changed me, people who I was frustrated with initially, Juan. Juan is definitely a character and at first I found him disruptive

but over the days and weeks of interaction with him, I've grown to love him. Is he a leader of Occupy LA? Does Occupy LA have leaders?

No, no, no. Really? So, I mean, that's amazing that it can be organized without leaders. Yeah, well organized is something we're working on.

Well organized enough to, you know, have demonstrations. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of people working hard in their respective committees to make things happen.

To take influence away from the corporation, some influence. Yeah. To get a suntan. To get laid.

I don't know. How's your sex life been since you've been involved in Occupy LA? It's improved. It's improved.

It has. Okay. So I'm right, revolution is an aphrodisiac. Yeah, yeah.

At this point I still won't be having the conversation in three years explaining to our child how they got their name Liberty. I haven't conceived yet. But I won't be surprised if people have.

Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. Somebody's going to be named Occupyia. Some beautiful girl.

All right. Well, welcome. You know, I mean, I'm, again, very honored you're occupying the Speak Easy. Maybe we'll get a few more of you guys here.

We're very supportive of the Occupy movement and, you know, our revolutionary here in residence is supportive of all the revolutions. You know, I support all the revolutions across the world. I think we have a situation where these people have to be taken down.

They have most of the wealth in the world. They have the arms. They're the killers. They're the torturers of the world.

They live in big mansions, you know, really big mansions with dogs. But most of all, we live in a society today that protects these people with people in blue coats, thugs that beat people up for wanting their freedom. And having been in sex business since 1971,

and people ask me, what do you do for a living? I always tell them I'm in the business of revolution. Because I think anyone that is in the sex business is in the business of revolution and changing people's lives for the better.

And today we are all serfs to the corporations, to the bankers. We charge outrageous interest to Facebook where we work as serfs and can get kicked off the land anytime they want. That's why I like Twitter.

It's for the hunter-gatherers. So we are imprisoned by these people. And these social networks have become now the spy networks of the United States government and homeland security.

And all the agencies now that are watching what we say and what we do. And guess what? We, freedom-loving Americans, are very comfortable taking off our underwear, our shoes. Whatever Uncle Sam says, feel us up.

You want to feel us up while we're trying to get on a plane? Go right ahead. And we do it all in the name of terrorism. I'm more likely to get killed by a cop than any terrorist that I know of.

And that has to change because that's not the America that I came to. Well, yeah, security is always in the name of terrorism and violence is always in the name of security. And police are now working for their employers.

And without an enemy, like the Nazis and every other dictator, without the enemies, you can't control people. So now we have these strange enemies all over the world. And we have this strange brew here that's being passed around.

Is that legal stuff? Not sure, but it's hot. And touching on what he was saying, I am seeing a shift from the boys in blue, though.

I've never experienced, I haven't even got the stink eye from a cop since I've been at City Hall. Our cops are well-behaved. I've never experienced that before. In certain cities, in Detroit, there was not a single arrest.

So I think there are, you know, there's cops that realize, you know, that they're a job. And they're part of the 99 percent. Exactly. And so we're seeing a shift nationwide where I think there's potential for a lot of people to wake up.

And that's exciting. Well, let's drink to that. Let's drink to that. I believe this is some sort of an aphrodisiac.

And it is provided by my guest of honor, Jaya. Hi, Jaya. Oh, this is for you. This is from me.

Yes, this is from Jaya. My mixologist. Maybe you should tell us about it before we guzzle it too much. I don't know what's in it.

So it's an aphrodisiac tea. Mmm, yummy. And the base is a gynastema tea, which is a longevity and vitality tea. It has some ginseng in it.

Is there any caffeine in it? There is a little bit of ginseng, which maybe a little bit of caffeine. But the base of it is actually that tea with coconut oil. And it has hushuwu, which is an herb that's a hair tonic, as well as it helps men have more scum.

So a lot of porn stars. A hair tonic. It's a hair tonic. It'll grow hair in the right places?

It helps grow hair in the right places. As well as giving you more jizz. And it has eukomia, which helps with lubrication. So people who need to be a little bit more wet.

Eukomia is a good herb for that. Mmm, eukomia. And sistanche. We say sistanche in your pants if you want to have good stuff going on in your pants.

If you want to keep up, get a little sistanche in there. Get a little sistanche in your pants. It has red rooster, which is a tonic full of aphrodisiacs. Very intense aphrodisiacs.

One of them being deer antler. Deer antler. Which boosts testosterone. And both men and women need testosterone.

That's why those deers have those big antlers. Yes. Some of them. Is there dog dick in there like the Chinese antler?

Yeah, the Chinese aphrodisiacs have deer dick. But the antler, I think, is more PG rated. And I think we may have put male silk moth in there. Male silk moth.

Now you've got me grossed out. I don't know if I can eat male silk moth. That's a bit... It is very...

But does it taste good? No, it does taste good. And coconut or coconut. You turned everyone's mic on at the same time.

I was going to introduce people one at a time, honey. Well, I kind of want to get a little background noise while the sipping on this. Oh, you want to get the sipping noise. It sounds like sex.

I see. It tastes like sex. So this is Jaya. Jaya is a somatic sexologist.

You have to explain what that is. So it means that I don't just work with the brain. I work with the body. So I can do hands-on work.

So instead of just telling someone about their G-spot, I actually might go in and show them. Show them. You mean feel it?

Now, is that like a sex surrogate or...? No, it's different than a sex surrogate because we have different ethics and our touch is one way. And we mostly work.

It's like body work. Almost like a massage therapist. Only we actually get to educate about the genitals and work with it all.

Well, good for you because, you know, you got to work with the body. Sex occurs in the realm of the body, the mind, and the soul. I mean, a lot of it is between the ears.

We make a big deal about all the sex between the ears, which, you know, that's true, fantasies, feelings. But there's a lot between the legs and just, you know, in the knees and shoulders.

A whole lot between the legs. We don't even know what we don't know. I'm all about discovering what's erotically possible in these amazing instruments that we have.

Yeah, you look like you have quite an amazing instrument yourself. I like to play my instrument a lot. You do? Yes.

I did 101 days of self-pleasure in a row. Really? That was like a project? It was a project every day for at least two hours.

Two hours of masturbation? Yes, two hours of masturbation. I mean, is that what you mean by self-pleasure? Yes.

Because I suppose that could mean eating chocolate. It does mean eating chocolate. Did you film that? That could be like an Andy Wall film.

I did a little video every day, a little video blog every day about what I did. And did you stimulate the clitoral legs? I did.

You bet those clitoral legs and the clitoral bulbs and the urethral sponge and the perineal sponge and all those yummy hotspots. Clitoral legs sound like they're going to walk around.

They're fabulous. They walk around a lot. So my good student here, Teja, has something else here. What is this?

This is an aphrodisiac mousse. A mousse? Yes. Oh.

It has the same herbs in it. It doesn't have antlers? It doesn't have antlers? No antlers.

No antlers. This one's vegan. Which part of the mousse is in? Oh, no, it's not the mousse.

It's the other kind of mousse. The one with this mousse. Yeah. Chocolate licking something.

Can we do it off of you? No. There you go. We can't lick it off of you.

You could. We could? Oh, here, lay down. All right.

Here we go. This looks very thick and mousse-y. All right. So let's, before we start eating it,

hey, it's Teja. Don't eat so fast. Teachers eat it. You know, we're going to wait now.

You have to lick it off of you. Okay. I got to get the ruler out now. Don't eat your mousse yet.

Okay. We are going to eat the mousse in a moment. I guess the audience doesn't get any of this. I'll lick it off of her.

Ooh, I have a volunteer. So we have here Sienna Sinclair. We should introduce you before you start your licking. Yeah.

This is Sienna Sinclair who is here on her third experience, I believe, or fourth? Fourth. Oh, wow.

Fourth while you're a veteran. No wonder you're ready to start licking right away. She knows licking is going to come. Well, I do porn, so I'm used to licking.

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm into looking at you. And sucking at you.

Yeah. Yeah. Can you take your... It's black thing off so I can see all this silver you got under, you know.

She has some pretty... Stuff. Oh, look at this. Wow.

Yeah. Very pretty. Oh, shit. Oops.

Well, we don't care. One fell off. That's it. We have a malfunction.

A malfunction. Wardrobe malfunction. Wardrobe malfunction. Wardrobe malfunction.

Can we see that again? One fell off. One fell off. No, we can't because the TV stations will get upset.

Not our TV stations. No, not our TV stations. The advertisers will get upset. This is Aperdisiac TV.

Okay, time for the licking all over. Where was the one fell out of the cuckoo's nest or something? All right. I also want to introduce Morgan Bailey.

Ah, Morgan. Hi, everybody. Morgan is back. Hey.

It's good to be home. Yeah. Well, we're so glad to have you. It's like my home away from home.

You've been away. You've been traveling all over the place. It is like a womb. I feel so comfortable.

We have an occupier and a frequent flyer. There you go. I'm an occupiee. You're an occupiee.

You like to be occupied, don't you? Yes, absolutely. Occupy Morgan. That should be something.

You could do that as a special show. Occupy Morgan. And then you just see how big an occupier you can get in. You're occupied by an area.

I think that's what I've been doing lately. See? Always looking for the next big one. Uh-huh.

Well, you're going to teach us something about that because it is an educational show tonight. All right. Yes, very educated.

We have all these sex educators. And therapists. They're all here. Okay.

And we have Dawn, the Dawn of Michelle. Here she is. I'm Dawn Michael. Michael.

I could be Dawn Michelle. You could be Dawn Michelle. That's the feminine side of you. Get a little closer to your microphone.

Dawn Michael. I'm a sex therapist and a marriage counselor. And a student of my friend Patty Britton, Dr. Patty. Absolutely.

And so is Sienna, a student of Dr. Patty Britton. Sienna and I are friends. Who is a wonderful lady. And Bon and I have a talk show.

And Bon. Hi, Bon. Mr. Bon. Mr. Bon.

Bon Johnson. Right. And you have a talk show. Yes.

But I heard the talk show is on and off. It's very controversial. Very controversial. But it's on.

Uh-huh. It's on in about 21 days. Okay. Something I look forward to.

Oh, yeah. So are you also like having sex or what do you do together? Well, you know, I am a sex therapist. Right.

So I have to try out. He is a porn star. He is a client. What about that?

We can rent him out. Yeah. Oh, wait, you know what? I think she's the perfect person to put the chocolate on.

Well, you know, we're going right along. Is anyone up for licking? We could be. Well, you know, you're the sex therapist.

You're here to show me and tell me what you know. I do the educating. I let him do the show part. Really?

He can lick his own dick? Wow. He could. The size of it, jeez.

Yeah, I'm sure he could. I don't think he would. That's pretty good. All right.

So you met here, right? We did. Dr. Paddy brought us here, a group of us. Yeah.

And that was a demise of my marriage. No, I'm just kidding. Wow. Oh, no, that's the controversy right there.

Yeah. Really? You were married when you came here? I was.

You were? And then you met Bon? No. No, you were already, it was already falling apart.

That's how these things go. Well, of course. That's how it's been here, too. See, even sex therapists get the blues.

It's Dr. Paddy's fault. It was like your therapy section. She put us through that program in. No, but I was a marriage counselor for 12 years.

Right. And the sex part was really, I don't know, the best part of it. Okay. Because you know, marriage, if you don't have great sex and intimacy, then you don't have

that connection or that bond. So I'm here to help married couples boost up their sex life and bring some eroticism into it. And I think you're great.

Because after all, thank you for that. Honestly. I mean, it isn't natural. Thank you.

I should let you compliment me more fully now. Let me bring it on. I interrupt. Yeah.

I was just thinking of you. Give me a props, baby. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I mean, you know, having sex in your life for many years with one person. It's boring. Well, it's not natural to have great sex in your life for many years. So you have to trick nature in many ways, which is what all these

aphrodisiacs and, you know, somatic hook is focused. And what you do, bringing the erotic into it. I mean, that's part of it. It's spicing it up, making it exciting.

Bringing the erotic. But a lot of people want it erotic to be spontaneous. They don't want to bring it in. Right?

I love scheduling sex. You do. You look like a schedule. All week.

Right. Yeah. Well, we have a chocolate licking schedule thing. Lay it right here.

Okay. She wants to lick. Do you two know each other? No.

No. No. We just met, but that's the best thing about it. You and I?

No, her. But if you want to get up there too, I will leave. Oh, you know, I keep it all the way. So I have to teach through it.

You do. So one of the things I'd love to do is just make a request to you, which is, I love this erogenous area right here. Maybe like a little on my wrist.

So what you're saying is no boobs will be shown. No boobies. No boobies. And maybe like long licks.

Long licks, okay. Yeah. Like long, flat tongue. She's not as interested now in this.

Oh, you know what? You know what? A couple little flicks of the tongue too. Okay.

You're not asking too much for no boobs. I can have an orgasm anywhere on my body, so. It's got some great boobs. Sienna is making it happen.

If you want boobies, we got boobs. She might be better at it. Isn't there a name for like soft touching on the arms? Well, that's like erogenous.

Is there really a... Is there like a technical Latin name? Bougie, bougie. That's a Latin name.

Has anyone ever heard of that before? Bougie, bougie. Let's call it, what? What is it called?

Bougie, bougie. Bougie, bougie. I have this girlfriend who, her and her boyfriend are obsessed with like this long soft like rubbing and touching each other.

And she calls it bougie, bougie. I'm like, where'd you come up with that? She's like, well, that's what it's called. I don't know.

I thought I would ask the teacher. I thought I would ask the teacher, but... Okay, well see, you're educating us. We've all learned about bougie, bougie.

I love bougie, bougie. That's what that is. It sounds a little like hoka, hoka. Is it French?

Which is what the bonobos do when they rub their pussies together. The Gigi rubs. Yeah. Bougie, bougie.

What did you call it? Hokey pokey. Hokey pokey. You know, let's do the hokey pokey, Morgan.

Do you want to provide your boobs for the... She's got nice boobs, so I've seen yours before. I feel that Sienna is boob-hungry somehow. She's expressed this need, but it's going to be chocolate on your boobs.

I'm always happy to... Do you want to come up to the stage and you can take a microphone and then you can teach? Yeah. You teach me?

Yeah, and she can teach. Yeah, I'm so excited. Yeah, okay. I'll apply the chocolate.

Can you... Susan? Yes. Dr. Susie, can you move that stick before somebody trips on like this?

Ah, yes. This is the stick for the really bad students. Oh, goodness. And what do we have to do?

To get beat by the stick? Yeah. You want to be beat by the stick? And you need...

Well, I guess... You need the microphone, the bed microphone, please. Divorce is no worse than being beaten by a stick. Yeah.

The bed microphone? The bed microphone, yeah. Can somebody get that for me? Well, yes.

I would like the bed microphone, absolutely. The bed microphone. Oh, yay. We have an audience member.

She's part of our group too. She came that night. Hot Angie chick over there. All right.

So we are going to now... So for people watching at home, you know, this is a great idea. You guys make chocolate in the kitchen together. Yes.

Then you put it all over each other. Like my partner and I can... We can't resist. We make the chocolate and then we can't resist just like licking it all off each other.

So you're going to have two sets of boobs, you lucky girl. Okay. Two up. Or four up.

You could do this with paint brushes or spoons because they're nice and cold. Yeah, she's going too. Oh, whoa. Look at those.

Nice. Oh, yeah. Morgan. Morgan, are you going to get up on the trapeze later?

Angie, you've got some great boobs there, honey. Oh, no. I can't expose them. Oh, okay.

We have a booth here. The art of the application. Okay. I'll do the other one.

Who could be with Angie's boobs? Are we doing this together? There. Okay.

I hope you're hungry. I like to. And I like to do a little anticipation before you get there too. Like a little breath on the chocolate.

A little... A breath on the chocolate. These girls are hungry. I know.

They're not. They're diving right in. They're hungry. Whoever said this...

They lost the tease. Men don't take their time. Some women don't take their time. We just go right for it.

I try. I really do. But her nipples are hard. Great tits.

Great chocolate. Very nice tits. Great chocolate. Oh, don't cover those up.

Those that taste as good, but her boobs taste as good. Let's try another one. Let's introduce you. Who are you?

Angie Becerra. And who did you come with? With a son. And are you also a sex therapist?

You are. She's part of the group. The Patty Britten group. Oh, wow.

I'm very fortunate. I'm a great teacher. You do. Yes.

Patty Britten is a great woman. And she's also the cousin of my friend Xavier Hollander, the Happy Hooker. Awesome. But Patty is just a great sex educator.

We heard that story. It was great. And we need sex education. We do.

For the revolution. Because repression relies on ignorance. All right. Show your boobs.

Okay. Put the chocolate around her. Okay. That's really bad.

That's a little complicated. You're peeling. I was in the Caribbean. That's okay.

Nobody wants to eat pudding with skin. Nobody wants to do what? My skin's peeling. I was in the Caribbean.

Oh. I don't want to. What? I don't care.

Sian and Angie, we never had this kind of action in our class with all the girls. What was the deal? It was just studying. It's for your own good, really.

No, she wants nipples. There's no skin peeling whatsoever. There's no skin peeling. You're just the Lady Doth protest too much.

You guys are all about the nipples here. That's right. We have to tease them to the nipples. Now.

Okay. What? Well, you see, I can't lick it because I have a microphone on. But you seem very hungry.

So we're going to do the other one too. Oh my goodness. I know. It hurts.

These girls are out of control. Oh my God. These girls are just... Angie, your husband's going to go crazy when you get up.

Yes. Are you ready to lick? Now. Here we go.

Now I'm good. Come on. Show us your legs, Angie. There you go.

Make sure you don't miss any. Oh, she's licking very nicely. It smells just as good. She really is.

Okay. So you guys, that chocolate has no sugar in it. I've been jilted. And it's also made out of avocados.

What? It tastes very, very natural. Kind of like a carrot. It's a carrot paste.

It also has something in it called Irish moss, which can be used as a lubricant. Sea carrageant. What, you're going to use the chocolate on your post?

No, I wouldn't use that chocolate on your post. But there's an ingredient in it. There's no sugar in there. Oh, but still.

Yeah, I still wouldn't put it on your post. Are she all clean? Okay. And peel her, would you?

Okay. I would lick my own tip, but I can't. I'm a little... And I did not do it during a stanchion.

No. No. It's so hard. Well, now there is Sienna.

Sienna, you're supposed to do a little burlesque dance for us. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, are you ready?

She's got the good booby things going there. I got an outfit. I got an outfit. Yeah, you got an outfit.

I'm going to just take it off right now. At least a minute and a half for her outfit change. Okay. Time for my outfit change.

Time. Booby outfit change. I need the rest of my booby clean, please. Yeah.

Now, Sienna, you should come to class. All right, clean the boob. Get the tiddy. Okay.

Very good. Good girl. Mm-mm-mm-mm. We're doing my rulers.

More than you are so tidy. She needs to be clean. I'm very tidy. Because you're peeling.

Oh, we lost Angie. Thank you. Okay. Angie, Angie, we want you back.

Your boobies were great up there. Sorry. And, Sienna, you're going to get ready for your burlesque demo. This is going to be very educational.

Hi there. Do I have chocolate on my tongue? So, we're definitely lively from something. Caffeine is the most likely thing.

There's actually not caffeine in there. Just ginseng. I can feel the texture of the avocado. It makes that thick, creamy.

No, the avocado part. And the other secret ingredient being Irish moss, which is sea carragean, which is also used in a lot of lubricants. So, we take that and mix it up.

Where do you get all the ingredients? A lot of health food stores online. We have it on our site too, menkeepup.com. Men keep up.

Yeah, because a lot of these things are to help guys keep it up. Wait, so this is supposed to be put on a cock, right? Is that? You could put it on a cock and lick it off.

We could do that demonstration. That would be very sexy. Your cock is a healing, isn't it? It's better than ranch dressing or something.

Sorry, had to go there. Ranch dressing, okay. Well, she's definitely getting the giggles from your apodisiacs. Your cheeks start to flush.

Is everybody getting a nice little flush in their cheeks? No, I'm feeling it. My nipples are getting a wreck from it. Can we see?

These are powerful. Maybe it's just because I'm next to speaker. Aw, that's not sweet. No, it's good.

It's good. It's good. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, because my nipples are hard and I'm with me all the time.

There you go. But can you lick your own cock? I thought that was a question. I think it's working.

I think it's working. We have a big case of the giggles. Max, do you think it's working? I haven't looked down there.

Have you eaten enough of it, Max? This man needs more. He needs more apodisiacs. You've got to have a big teaspoon full.

What's going on down under there? I'm working. This is a professional. I don't know, but the avocado, I think it's avocado.

You know what? Avocado is also called a testicle fruit. Avocado is an aphrodisiac. I thought it was for women more.

It can be both men and women. Yeah, why not? What isn't an aphrodisiac when you're with the right person? It's true.

But the green, I don't know if I would want to put the green on the cock. It's not green. It's very fudgy. I like the color of it.

I wouldn't want to lather on the green. That wouldn't be so attractive. The green sex toys are the least selling I've heard. The green sex toys.

Pink and purple are the most popular. People don't usually want to stick green things in their bodies. Purple reminds them of gang green. That's true of magazines, too.

Green covers never sell as good. Women love purple sex toys. I'll let your eye read. We've gotten all the aphrodisiacs.

And now you also have this book, Red Hot Touch. Yes. This is about... Erotic massage.

Erotic massage. Tell us about that. Well, I love massage. I love doing genital massage.

Genital massage. An anal massage. An anal massage. Anybody want to volunteer?

Would you like to massage my car? Wait a second. The beast is always in for a good massage. No genital massage?

Anyone in the audience? Does anyone have gloves? We have gloves. I don't have gloves, but I have genitals.

He would like to buy them here. Just so it happens, I brought them with me. I love teaching anatomy. I'm kind of a sex geek.

I love anatomy. Finding G spots for people. Paranail sponges. Ejaculation.

And men, of course, have the P spots. So you're deliciously nasty. Yes. But the sponge part is really interesting,

because that's when you get that full of the liquid and the woman could squirt after that. And I'm a big SpongeBob fan, by the way. All right, now you have to leave.

What? No SpongeBob. Well, the thing I love about the female body is that we have 360 degrees of erectile tissue.

So the more aroused we get, the tighter our vagina gets. So size matters less if you get her fully aroused. This is true. Well, all right then.

That's why I try not to turn on my partner, because I don't want her to hurt me. All right. Do we have a volunteer?

What's up with all the guys? We have a volunteer. Or a girl. Or someone in between.

Yeah, a girl. You know, tonight is one of those nights. I need some gloves though. This is why I said we need to have porn stars tonight,

but we don't. I need safer sex practices. Usually we have porn stars here, but we do have an occupier,

but I don't know if he would... We have a bond cock, but we don't have a... We don't have the bond cock.

She's so commonly used to using me as her crash test dummy. Test dummy, yeah. Can you do it on a dime? Do you want to know my favorite technique for anuses?

For anuses? I don't know. Are you sure you don't want her to try that technique? I'm really not good right now,

but I don't know the whole anal thing. But you know, I'm... Is there a problem using the chocolate though on the anal thing?

I mean, I hate to go there, but... I think the chocolate would be alright. I don't think it would be okay in the pussy, but I think it would be alright.

This is the chocolate. And then my favorite, right now my favorite G-spot, PS-spot is this.

So this is inside the vagina. Now she is... For those of you listening on radio, she is holding her two index fingers together.

And, well, they're sort of like together with her hands crossed. And she's got her... So the backs of my hands are together.

Right, I got it. And the index fingers are together. And you do this in someone's asshole? No, this is inside the vagina.

Oh, the vagina. Okay. This is a little better for the vagina. You can do this inside the asshole too. Teja, you have to find us a volunteer

in the audience for a vagina. Who would like their vagina? Then you add your tongue. Oh, I lick the mic.

And also, if you have the long, literal legs, they sometimes go into the vagina in the G-spot and down through the anus.

Yes. Do you demonstrate on guys? I demonstrate on guys, girls, anybody. Okay, well, we have a guy that would like to be demonstrated on.

Alright, as long as I have gloves, Oh, gloves. We do have gloves, don't we? Teja, do you know where the gloves are? And I need some sex butter.

Oh, yes. Bonnie is here with sex butter. And she has brought this lovely stuff that looks like it's land comb or something.

But it's for sex, really. And that was good in the vagina. Maybe land comb is really for sex too.

Great. The sex butter is good on the vagina. What does that mean out of the butter? It's made out of coconut oil,

cocoa oil, shea, jojoba, and grape seed. I love coconut oil. That is one of my favorite basic sex lubricants

coconut oil. Not with the seeds in it, but the crushed seeds. The oil from the seeds. Not with the seeds, I got you.

And it's glycerin free? Yes, glycerin free. That's good for the vagina. The vagina loves coconut oil.

It's got a tingle to it. Okay, so now you guys are going to come up on the stage and you're going to chill.

Real sensation. Are we coming up here? Yeah, you're going to come up here. Okay, yep.

Finish your chocolate now, Bon. I know, I'm loving this. I'm like, oh, does that have to be my pudding? Okay, here we go.

Class is now in session. Okay, so here's a microphone. I like your ruler, Dr. Block. I think I will get on the other side.

Hi, Bon. Hello. Hey, well, I'm going to get on this side. Okay, he's finishing up his

Moosey Moose. Okay, Moosey Moose. Okay. Okay, great.

Okay, take your clothes off. We just want your clothes off now. Everything off. You can do everything off,

at least so I can manage to reach your nether regions. Doo doo doo doo. All right.

It's the burlesque show, before the burlesque show. Real men wear leather pants. I like the slapping of the... Watch carefully Occupy LA.

You're going to learn something here. For what to do in those long hours alone in the tent. We do have teachings.

Okay, first we have to watch the pudding on of the gloves, because this is no doubt an erotic adventure in and of itself. It is. Look at these.

Hot safe sex. Here, hold the microphone to her. Hot safe sex. Oh, yes.

So we rub the gloves on the body first. Yeah, hot baby. Oh, she's rubbing these... Gentle stimulus.

Now this is not a color that you would normally like. No. Unless you're into hospital fetishes. But it's pretty nice, you know,

the way she's just rubbing it up and down the body here. What do you think? It feels very groovy.

She's making... Helping him make friends with the gloves. Because some guys might go, gloves...

Well, you know the beast is weird like that. Give him a good introduction. But she's going, make friends with the gloves. The gloves love you.

I know it's like the cock is loving the gloves. The cock is relaxing. Little petting. Little petting.

What do we call this? Is there a Latin name for this? No. Hot safe sex.

And here we go. The medical gloves are not working. I actually think the medical gloves look great because they match my doctor's coat.

So, you know, I... Put some butter on it. I think it's all working. And now comes the butter.

If you spank that ruler again... Oh, my mother, baby. Holy moly. Look at that. It does look like butter.

It looks like melted butter. We don't have to cook this wiener, do we? And I do appreciate you asking. Yeah, I just...

Well, my cock was asking. Okay, here goes the hands of Jaya in plastic gloves

down the cock of Bond with John Michael laughing in the background.

So, I like to include the cock in the whole body. It's not just, like, this is some separate piece, but, you know,

men... we think men are easy, but I think, you know, we've got to start including their whole bodies because they don't even know what kind of pleasure

I want to start blowing his mind. Well, women tend to want to be touched all over before the genitals, and men tend to want to be touched

on the genitals first, and tend to be so genital focused that they don't have feeling even in other parts, unless you somehow

wake it up. You know, like touching a nipple at the same time that you're touching his cock. Right. How's that feeling, Bond?

It feels good. Do you usually like nipple play or not so much? Yeah, actually I do.

I'm someone who enjoys a nice little squeeze on the nipple every now and then. What do you think of the butter? The butter is butterlicious, baby.

I feel like a piece of garlic toast. Snarfled down. Yeah. I think the other thing that's really important is

that sometimes cock massage can feel better when he's semi-erect, as opposed to having to be erect all the time. Okay, don't get hard then.

I called it a minute here because he is really making my cock feel good. I know, huh? The beast is waking up.

The beast is definitely coming out of his lair. Here goes the rubbing back and forth. The fire starter.

This is like a tauntrick thing. Now, you were just conducting a Tony Robbins workshop, weren't you? What?

But not this particular. I wasn't teaching this particular activity. No, no, no. I'm just saying, I don't mean to...

I just remembered you were at Tony Robbins workshop. Yeah, I was just in the back of the coat teaching. Tony wishes he had this workshop. Erotic intelligence.

Erotic intelligence. Well, this takes some erotic intelligence. It does. There we go. Yeah, I think

that Vaughn is responding. That's when we use a lot in the porn world. There's a lot of twist and shouting going on. Gotta get the balls involved.

Cock shiatsu. Cock shiatsu. Here we go. Points of pressure.

Tell us about those points. So they respond to different reflex points throughout the whole body. Just like reflexology on the feet.

We have reflex points on the penis. So like this is the head and it works all the way down the body. This is like working his spine.

We're working his penis. Did you know your penis is like your spine? I knew that the feet

have pressure points corresponding to all the parts of the body. But now I just learned that the penis has pressure points corresponding to the spine.

And so does the vagina. So when you put them together, you're stimulating one another. So it sucks for great health. Yeah.

I'm feeling healthy. It is. So it's hard now. I mean pretty much.

Getting it there. But we don't have to be hard. We don't have to be hard. See that? Don't get hard.

Oh, can I do that? There's the ruler. I don't want to hit her hand. Whoops.

Naughty. Well, we are in class now. Yes, yes. Bad guy.

That's a real fire starter there. It's called the weed wacker. Now what are we doing? What is this stroke called?

Oh, I'm just making stuff up. Seeing what his cock likes. Discovering. Staying in the moment is a lot of it, isn't it?

Staying in the moment with the cock. And seeing like, oh, what it likes. Staying in the moment with the cock. See what it likes.

What works for one person doesn't always work for everybody else. I could teach techniques all day long, but really it's about like going, okay, so I asked myself questions like,

okay, what would happen if I started twisting my hands a whole bunch? And just seeing how that works, or what would happen if I pointed it down like this?

And seeing he likes that. You know, I saw... I saw... I saw that technique in Italy

with the guys that make the breadsticks. It does look like you're kneading. Kneading dough. Okay, now we are paying attention

to the... Grabbing your fingers around. Jewels. They've got the giggles over there.

Dondas. It's those aphrodisiacs. Be careful. We're all horny for him now.

How does it feel? It feels good when you hold them like that and do it too. That's very nice. That's a good take.

Tap, tap, tap. Oh, it all feels very wonderful. She's really like gripping the neck.

The body's butter there is giving my balls the little extra stimulant going on there. Yeah, it's got the tingle thing going. Mmm.

And you tend to go back and forth. You go to the back and forth position as a kind of default position. Yeah, a lot.

Now, I notice you don't spend too much time on the head, just enough to get a little blood flowing and then you kind of get away from there. Yeah, well, you know,

we try to make it last. Well, yeah, I kind of like it to be about two-thirds erect when I'm doing genital massage.

But if I want to build more arousal and then I would also add breathing for you. So one of the breaths that I teach is... Breathing is huge.

Do you do deep breathing? Oh, yeah, you have to when you're trying to control on the set. If you don't know how to do the deep breathing, you're going to pop way too soon.

So one of the breaths I like to teach is just to inhale and exhale. So... Okay, everyone now.

And a one. And a two. And... That's like the tantric sex seminar. Did you go to that one of these sets

where they were sitting around the circle doing the tantric sex? Oh, I thought they were having orgasms doing that.

Then heavy breathing. If nothing else will hyperventilate and get hot. No, are the tantric sex? It's like...

Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, she's got one. She's very condolini.

Did it take a deep breath? Contractor muscles here at the base. Contractor? Squeeze, squeeze.

And exhale. Oh, that's good for me. I'm not sure. I think maybe just the sound of you doing that.

Yeah. Wow. She sounds like she's getting off on this. I think I should too.

What are the areas that I think is overlooked in men as the root of the cock down here underneath the testicles? And the taint.

She's now going under the balls to the taint. Okay, we're not going to hit hard here. We're just going to point right here.

See how I can grab onto it? It's an extension of his cock. Right in there. And I can go up and down.

Oh, yeah, baby. That means the base of the cock. Yes. Look at that.

Is this all in the book? Yes, it's all in the book. And on the videos. Yeah, okay.

But not on the YouTube videos. No, YouTube would kick me off. So would Facebook. I've been kicked off of those things.

Oh, well, haven't we all? What's why we call Facebook a plantation? And we're all just sharecroppers on there. They do whatever they want.

But Twitter, you can do anything you want. Twitter's great. I wrote on two blogs and they kicked me off writing about sex in marriage.

I guess you can't even talk about sex when you're married. Who are these guys? Facebook?

That's because married people aren't supposed to have that, are they? They don't have sex, I guess. Yes. All right.

So we're now doing more of the just general sweeping stroking.

Attention to my cock stroker here. I'm coming back to that. This is really good. Here we go.

And now hands are embracing the root of the cock here.

Like open fingers opening up to take the balls in, the peace sign, the victory sign,

getting our revolution theme back again. V for victories. V for vendetta. V,

we got the V happening here. So, you know, it all relates. Your body is related to

your mind and the revolution occurs in your body and your mind.

That's a blow job. Okay. This is a blow job. That's called mailing it in. She's now blowing on the cock what she was.

Okay, you guys know how to do this now, right? But the temperature change is definitely part of the stimulation. Mmm.

And now you have body butter all over your body. Should Bonnie tell us about her body butter? She did. You were gone. You were out of the class so you have to do detention.

Sorry. Thank you. Can I use your ruler on her? My ruler is not your ruler.

My ruler, right? Yes. You have to go up in the trapeze and maybe then. Oh, nice. One of the things that I'm doing here is

when men are circumcised, there's little bits of foreskin left. And a lot of women don't play with them, but there where nerve innings are going to be highest.

Oh, yes. Yes, I do. So I'm playing with those little bits. Mmm.

And it's pulsating. Yes, it's definitely breathing. It looks like this cock is breathing. Yes, it's going in and out

and up and down. Those little nerve endings are very special. They are the remains of the foreskin that was ripped away from you.

Little foreskin. I know. Grief for the foreskin, but not too long because life is short.

Not measured at the hospital. Okay. Now we are cock slapping against the hand.

Cock slapping. And now patty cake. Oh my goodness. Patty cake.

Some porn star chicks' cheeks. Oh. Well, definitely the theme here is to do these techniques,

but be playful. Play with the cock. Enjoy yourself and... Have fun. I think we forget to play in the bedroom.

We've gotten so serious when it comes to sex. Well, yes. I don't know if we've gotten that way or we've always been that way.

Well, not always, probably, but maybe since farming. Yes. When we were hunter-gatherers, I think that we were a little freer

and it wasn't such a big deal. But then, you know, you've really got to perform once you're a farmer. I think we have one.

Is it being compared to the horse? I love that my partner is sitting over there and he's just watching me massage someone else's cock. Now this is your love partner, sex partner.

10 years. And you have 10 years. You're not married. No.

You're poly. Right. So you playing with Bond's cock is okay?

Maybe even better than okay. I don't know. Does it stimulate your relationship that when you do little things,

sexual things with other people? Yes. Because I get to bring back new discoveries about myself or something I liked or a new way to kiss

or whatever. And it also stimulates the sperm wars phenomenon. How's your sperm war going?

Is your penis growing by the minute hearing me talk about the fact that I'm with other men? He's into the world of John. Is your penis growing by the minute hearing me talk about the fact that I'm with other men?

Is your penis growing by the minute hearing me talk about the fact that I'm with other men? You got a school name on how to respond if he's going to be your partner in this PR campaign.

He's got to get a little positive. I think that when you're going to stay married to one person for a long time,

you don't necessarily have to be poly. But yeah, that's very zen.

The book Made in Captivity, I'm sure you know Dr. Suzy. Esther Perrell. Talks about that exactly.

It does, and a lot of books do. So does Sex at Dawn, of course. And actually, I met Jaya through Sex at Dawn. We're both fans of that book.

Actually, Christopher was supposed to be you tonight. He was supposed to come here with Casilda Jones. But they're coming next week. That's a great book.

I recommend that to a lot of my clients too. We love Sex at Dawn. We're big fans. And they were going to be here tonight,

but you know, they're, you know, frequent fliers. They're having Sex at Dawn. Maybe so. I don't know.

It's been very good. I like that last little stroke. The last little stroke, what was that? Let's see what you like.

The juicer rocks. Yeah, this is the juicer. Now, you wouldn't think that that would be good. You wouldn't think you'd want to have your cock

juice. But it does work. He likes that one. Very light.

Kind of like you're juicing an orange. Right. You see my cock. This is nice.

So, men, this is a way to keep up. Get your cock massage. I was going to, you know, you got to do something nice for the woman to get your cock massage.

Well, you know, and I think a lot of it has to do with a lot of guys when they masturbate, they don't masturbate like they're trying to train. They're cocked. They're just trying to get off.

You could do this to yourself too, right? That's great advice. You know, when I coach guys on masturbation, I have them show me how they do it.

And they've been doing it like this way for 15 years. They're stuck in their way. That's not the route, man. I mean, grab it. It's on the backhand with it.

You know, I'll go the backhand route with it. Do all kinds of different things. Play with it. As soon as you start to get yourself to where you think you're about to get off,

let that fucker go and grab it another way. Masturbation education here on the Dr. System Block. You can figure out how to make it last

the longer you make it last, the bigger your orgasm is going to be. The more pleasure, obviously, both you and your partner are going to get out of it.

Yeah. But a lot of guys are in a hurry. Oh. That's what I get for thinking.

Well, it slows you down, right? So I do a little of that to keep people in their bodies. Slapping.

When you notice your partner kind of like going out of their body or getting in their... Oh, I did, too.

Teaching, so I had to bring him back to his car. Right. Oh, that was yummy. He started teaching. The subject here.

Yeah. See, your cock wants the blood to flow into it. So do I have the best job ever?

Yes. I think we all do, yes. I'm not complaining. Okay, I'm going to bring him down now.

Bring him down. Bring you down a little bit. Let's do a deep breath. Contract.

Contract. She wiggled that little spot. Take a sniff. And exhale.

Okay. I think a lot of men and women, they bring their partner up like they're flying a kite.

And they just let go of the string instead of reeling their partner in. Just like foreplay. So they lose their partner.

Afterplay. After we've had orgasms or whatever we've done. Even if we didn't have an orgasm we need to reel our partner back in.

So I'm just going to reel him in. She's true. It's very true. I believe in that. Whatever you did to get the woman into bed

do it to her when you're done. And you'll have wonderful, great, long-lasting sexual relationship. Mmm.

And here we are winding. And he doesn't have to have an ejaculation or an orgasm. Do you hear that?

Yeah, I heard. But this would be a great time to make love. No, she's absolutely right.

And Bon understands the beast on the other hand is going, ah, fuck that, I want to get off. Yeah, that's what beasts tend to want.

Yeah. You know. And sometimes that's what you should have. Relaxed. I feel like a lizard

getting my belly rubbed. Aww. Aww. Mmm.

Mmm. Alright. Well, I think the baby is calm now. He looks blissful.

Yes, very calm. Blissful words. Very nice. I love genitals.

Nice. Well, you did very well. Well, you did very well. Let's hear it for sister Jaya.

And brother Bonja. Aww. And the body butter, sex body, sex butter,

sex butter from Bonnie. And you can leave that butter on. It's great for your skin. Oh, he looks nice.

Leave it on. You're nice and glistening there, Bon. You do have a nice glow. Sexy.

Alright. So I think we're now ready for our burlesque striptease.

You look beautiful by the way, Sienna. Oh, Sienna. Mmm. Thank you very much. Okay, now the gloves

I think should be removed from the stadium. Okay. So now we have

the lovely, the luscious, the elegant sex coach and porn star and

burlesque dancer. Do we have some music back there, folks? Sienna Sinclair. Sienna,

you never came to class like that, honey. test one, two, three, four. Test one, two, three. Master control, do we have some music back there?

Can you hear me, master control? Yes. Okay. My goodness, whoa.

Alright, we are getting ourselves ready here for a grand

performance. Sienna is dressed in a white lace ensemble and boa

looking very Mae Westy and glittery and everyone is anticipating

something. I'm going to read my Occupy magazine while this is going on. Thank you for you, Sienna.

We could sing for you. I can hum. I can't sing now. You can laugh.

I know. Okay. And I like how she's posed right next

to Mr. V here. This is what democracy looks like. Hey, Dr. Susie, I would like

to thank you for something that you do not yet know about. Besides the fact that I met Don here on your show,

I also met a producer, director and lovely people named Luke Wilder and Alexandra Silk. Oh, yes.

And I just recently a couple weeks ago did a shoot for Adam and Eve, their Amateur Angels 24. And worked with Tessa Lane

and we did a show with them and it was loads of fun and I met them here. So I want to thank you for that. All right, well, I'm happy to hear

that we are always networking and just creating connections. That's what we do here. All right, I think we're ready for the music.

I'll kiss. Pasty pasties are my show's best friend. Goddess for pasties that don't stick on.

Pasties without paste. They must have much body butter on them. That was great. That was very nice.

Sienna's always sharing different talents. That was great. Very good. She gets wilder each time she comes here.

Started as a nurse and a belly dancer. Now she's a burlesque with pasties without paste.

Pasties without borders. So where are we at now?

We're at 1144. How's our Occupy rep doing? So what's going on there?

He's still occupying the speakeasies so he must be okay. This is what democracy looks like. I like that.

I think I'm going to use that. This is what democracy looks like every time we have some freaky thing going on. That's cool.

We have our own little aphrodisiac here on the show. I think there are two different kinds of aphrodisiac.

There's the healthy kind that you kind of have to be with someone you care about for it to work. Then there's the kind

that work even when you're with someone that you really couldn't stand if you weren't on the aphrodisiac. It works better that way.

That would be alcohol I think would be the main thing. Robert McQueen from Kansas City his own.

He just asked a question he's listening. Okay. Are we going to do him?

No, you can answer it. It's right there. Robert we're going to answer that question for you so listen very carefully now.

The question Robert has is the therapist do do the therapist do phone sex

or help with marriages? Therapist? Either one. Phone sex or help with marriages?

Either one would get you the prize. You do both. Phone sex and help with marriages. You know it's called role play.

You get them into the role play and then you have them do it with their spouse so that you get the eroticism

and they understand how to do that. So you do the phone sex with your clients? I wouldn't say phone sex. It would say it's more role play.

Excusez-moi. Role play please. Role play por favor. Role.

Role play. Role play. So you don't call it phone sex but it's still, I mean well.

It's not phone sex. You just do it on the phone. You do it on the phone. I'm sorry.

I call any kind of sexy talk on the phone, phone sex. It would be phone sex. Anyway, I understand that there's

We call it phone sex therapy. Well, we don't call it phone sex therapy. It calls us, no. Well, when you combine therapy

and phone sex, you call it phone sex therapy. Well, my favorite question from one of my clients was is it okay if I'm nude while I'm talking on the phone to you

and I said, well, how do I know if you're nude? Well, you did webcam. Right.

So how do you know if he's nude? You don't know, you're on the phone. Well, did you do webcam? No, it's on the phone.

Oh. So it's okay if you're nude because I don't know if you're nude or not. So if you knew, it wouldn't be okay.

Well, I don't care either way, it's on the phone. Okay. Well, I'm just trying to understand because There's a fine line, obviously.

I'm a therapist and I have my own, you know, boundaries which aren't too strict. But I have some. So I'm always curious

about other therapists and their boundaries. But we also don't belong to any associations we've never joined. Right.

Actually, I'm an associate member of ASAP. Right, and I am too. They almost kicked me out, though. But then I think I was voted back in.

I was okay. Some people, there was a faction, though. I was looking at it. I was like, ooh.

Some people said, get her out of here, you know, because I don't know. Well, you know, with some men, you kind of have to break the ice

by doing some role play. And then after they feel comfortable, they're able to talk more about their marriages and what they need.

Well, absolutely, I totally agree with that. There's nothing wrong with it. I don't think so, but some people do. Some therapists, I guess.

Some associations believe that that's not correct. Right. Especially touching the client in some way.

Well, I don't know if it's whatever. Well, I mean... Yeah, you've got to stay legal. I wouldn't say whatever makes it work

because some things that would make it work would be illegal. You've been kicked out of some associations, haven't you? Well, I got kicked off of Tantra Island.

Tantra Island? Kicked off of Tantra Island? Why? Well, because I was doing hands-on work.

Wow. And they didn't like that. They didn't want hands-on. Yes.

You know, sex is about your genitals. Sex is about your hands. I'm going to form my own association. I mean, it's about your brain, too,

but it's about your feet. And I invite all the people. I love elbow sex, my son. Oh, my goodness, yes.

Whatever works. Whatever turns you on. Different people have different turn-ons. You know, and in this time,

we are so kind of distant from our bodies. We're so into the Twitter or the Facebook or whatever.

And we're having a kind of sex through the phone and through the internet. A Skype, yes.

Skype sex is really big. And there's nothing wrong with any of that. But there's something to be said for getting back into the old-fashioned body.

Absolutely. I think people are fucking more now than ever, though. Oh, yes, absolutely. Maybe they're fucking you more than ever.

Well, you know what's funny? You say that, though. That's why you're so pooped. You've been fucked by everybody out there.

I do, but... I've seen a huge change. No, there has been. That's the economy took a shit

and all the other bull crap that's gone on. I mean, just people are fucking more and more. What's acceptable? More of the type of people that seek me out.

Where it used to be more like one group or like one stereotype. Yeah. It's a way more broad spectrum now.

Yeah. And they're more open about it. We're cutting across all kinds of different strata of society

with the internet. Everybody's kind of coming out of their closets because they see that other people are into their perversion

so they don't feel quite so perverted. We've been liberated. I mean, there's an army of women now that are like foot soldiers of the revolution.

I mean, they're changing... Even though we're wearing high heels. I totally have that thought too. We're sitting here with four different sex

therapists. Exactly. Doctors and however, you know... And they're breaking all the rules. You all doing the same...

With the same mission statement. I think it's promoting sex positive views and letting people know that, hey, you have a fetish, that's okay

as long as you're not shamed for it. You're not hurting anyone else. You're enjoying it.

So bring it into the relationship. Be honest with your partner and enjoy it with them. If only it was so simple. I know. But that's part of our job.

Exactly. And then we'd be out of a job. Why do you think we have... I can't believe I don't... Why is sex such a problem

when basically... Why is sex such a problem when basically it's a pleasure? It's natural. Why is it such a problem?

I think it really does come down to communication. We don't want to communicate with each other. I think people, honestly, people really come down to you. People are embarrassed.

I agree with that. People don't want to say, oh, I like putting a vibrator in my ass or whatever because they're afraid of how their friend

or their lover is going to react to it. They're afraid of the rejection. But seeing you put a vibrator in their ass makes them feel better about themselves.

I don't know about that either. It definitely serves something up in them. One of the things that we do as sex therapists

is we give people permission to stick vibrators up their ass. I'm a sex worker. I really try to influence

these men mostly very positively. And really bring it back to the relationship because they're always like, oh, I'm so happily married.

I don't know why I'm doing this or whatever. Well, throw that away real quick. You're here obviously for something, you know.

And I always try to give them something positive to go back with. I know a lot of sex workers are like, oh, they're just very,

I don't know what I'm saying. I can go really far with this right now but we probably have time for it. You're educating your

Johns, can we say? Yeah, I really do try to. And almost like what you guys are saying too, to be more,

to explore more and at home too. Like, you know, you love your wife, you say you love your wife so much, we'll then go home and talk to her some more.

You can work something out. But sometimes it helps to talk to your wife who you've talked to for 37 years or whatever to talk to somebody else.

Because, you know, you get into ruts with your wife. I think the hardest thing is talking to them. Somebody can put the ID in your hub. But sometimes people don't know how to though

and that's what sex coaches are. I think the big thing is, and I'm an old guy so I remember this, is that the

quote-unquote traditional sex therapists and psychologists try to cure you of this terrible illness

because you like to have your balls licked. Not anymore. And changed you.

And there are some sex therapists that won't even talk to you about that kind of stuff. I can mention some but I won't.

But you were right about the permission statement. Yes, absolutely. That was a huge point that you made is giving people permission to enjoy

their sexuality and whatever it is that excites them and turns them on and be able to communicate and open up with their partner.

I think one of the biggest questions that we get, I don't know about you guys, but... Am I normal? That's a question I get every single time.

What is normal? That's just it. We tease about it so much but people take it very seriously.

They really are so frightened that they're not normal. And sometimes I say to them, what do you mean by normal?

You want to be average? You want to be just like everybody else? Do you want to be special? And then they start to think, well, maybe I don't want to.

You want to go to church and masturbate in a rectory? Hey, that's pretty normal. If that's what you like to do, then go do it. But not only normal, people ask,

am I weird for liking something? You guys are all saying that. The question that I always get is, does this make me gay?

Well, that's very specific for you. I wonder why. How do you answer that kind of question? Well, right.

It's one of those questions that sometimes they're hoping you'll say yes so that they can then

be kind of fetishized in some fashion. Or they're hoping you say no so then they can be liberated.

Or you slap them in the thigh and you say, bitch. That's the other way.

Or you give them the Kinsey scale. I always give them the Kinsey scale. Yeah. With totally gay being six

and totally straight being zero and hardly anybody falls in the totally straight being zero or the totally gay being six.

Most of us are one, two, three, four, five. It comes back down to communication. If we learn from each other and we can be more open with each other

and we promote that. Also Gore-Vidal said there is no such thing as homosexuals or heterosexual

people. There are only homosexual or heterosexual acts. Yes, it's true. People can be on the spectrum.

They could experiment and then decide hey, I really like this and then decide that maybe they don't that time.

But it's just exploring your section. Of course that was Gore-Vidal and he was gay. Except for unice known.

There is no black and white. It's such a broad spectrum. Are we going to do our Audra shots here? I think it always really has been.

And I think as women it's our job to let people know that let men know that we're listening.

And that's okay because the anus is second only to the clitoris and pleasurable nerve innings. And a lot of people don't know that.

How did we start talking about assholes suddenly? It's not on the back burner all night. All right. We started it.

If it wasn't two days after thinking... Now that sounds like your son burn anus right there, the back burner. It is a little red right now.

But you saw how her technique like I said if it wasn't just Thanksgiving

that was a bad one. Post Thanksgiving, you want to get stuck, don't you? You guys should try it and then you guys can communicate.

We can model great communication going. We need more communication. You want to model some communication? What are the rescues with this for sure?

If I have a little preparation time... All right. Preparation time. In the last minutes we're going to do a little Audra shot here.

So who's going to demonstrate? Where's... Where's Teja? She wants to do it today.

Teja? She's new. I think the new people because I already demonstrated it. It does have a little alcohol.

It is made from the coca leaf but perfectly legal. Time for the deal. It's perfectly legal.

Yes. So you have to put the salt. Here comes Teja. Salt goes on a body part.

Preferably something naughty but, you know... Well that's pretty naughty right there. Make it your choice. The elbow.

If you're watching on television this is not coke. Okay. Looks like it. Here we go.

Morgan has got the salt deposit right there. Okay, here we go.

Oh, you could. I want to watch this. Can you make sounds? Okay.

Morgan knows how to chow down on... Her nipples are hard. She likes it. I can think myself off

so I just start, you know... Okay. Think off. I like that when you flick your tongue

right in the crook of my elbow. Toegasm and think offgasm. This is an elbowgasm. You just got all the gasms.

Yummy. That was the first for me. It was very hot. By the way, you're supposed to do your shot

after you lick the salt. There was a whole reason behind that. I almost snorted. Thank you, Sienna.

I thought that Morgan could handle it being a veteran also. Good girl. It not really caught me on.

That was hot. All right, who's next? So a little lesson in that is that when you get turned on by your partner,

turning on, you all start turning on. Yeah. They've been drinking and eating chocolate and drinking.

So, will you lick without gloves on? Will I lick without gloves on? You're very sanitary so I was just wondering...

I'm a germaphobe. They're safe. You could lick off your partner if you want to do the salt lick ritual.

I'll do chocolate lick. You're going to do a chocolate lick. I'll go for that. My arm's safe though.

Your nipples are pretty good. Would you lick it off of her nipple? I will show you. She won't.

You can't get your disease from my nipple. I'm going to show her how to lick it off her nipple. Off her own nipple? No, I'm going to show her.

I can't lick it off her nipple. Let me make sure I got all the glue. Oh, goodness. Get the glue off.

Okay, here we go. It's good. That's not my nipple. No, but it's close.

It's a design. She's being safe. She's doing war paint on your tits here. Okay, there we go.

No, she did the nipple. Can you put a smiley face? Who's going to lick all this? This is a lot of chocolate she's doing.

Oh, here she goes. Wow, okay. She's doing it. This is a lot of chocolate.

Yeah, lick it. She's got some powerful tongue muscle there. Tongue action there. Really getting that chocolate up.

Really cleaning. Cleaning the tip of Let me just lean back. of chocolate.

Yeah. Oh, my goodness. That's beautiful. That's just a lovely sight.

She's hot. That's a lovely sight. That's a very hot. Right.

Ah, and now a little more. Oh, get that last bit of chocolate. She's toying with the last part. That's a tease.

Oh, yeah. That's good. Get it hard. All right.

How's she doing? That was good. That was great. Occupied those titties. I was a little skeptical

when I saw all the chocolate. I thought you were going to leave her on best. She cleaned her up. I took a bathroom break and

I missed all her actions. Damn. I never know what's going to happen on the show. The artistry.

You never know, right? Wasn't this about the shot? Everyone is talking at once. Class.

All right. Attention. And salt off my boobies. Now, what did you say?

I was saying the art of going into the nipple. Ah, yes, class. The art of going

into the nipple. I like straight in. I like straight in. I just go for it.

You were a little antsy while she was doing all that? No. You were into it, I saw. No, I meant it because she's a chick.

She's good though. She's a chick. I get bored. I totally agree.

Yeah. I was very, very turn on licking her and watching her do her thing with John and then doing the whole thing with my nipple too.

What do you say? So basically what they're saying is like women make them want to slow down

and men make them want to get to the business. Not get to the business. I know what I want and what I know what I like.

Typically, I don't feel that way with women. She has her recipe or technique or whatever and her way about her

is thorough. Exactly, yeah. Guys don't have that. That nerve between the nipple

to the vagina goes down and it makes you wet. I didn't come. Nipple stimulation.

For me, most guys, I mean, they go right at it, which is usually fine. The guys that usually try to take their time are doing such a bad job at it.

I totally agree with that. You feel bad for them, you know? Guys have a tough time with taking their time. But should they learn?

Yes, yes, yes. My question is, is guys who are really into taking their time, where do they learn?

They're learning right here. Haven't we been talking about how guys can take their time? This is the association

of alternative therapists. The guy who's like, I have the best stem and I could eat you out for four hours.

Really, do I really want to get eaten out for four hours? I do. Not me. Not me.

You, well, I probably... Well, maybe this is because I mean, you're not feeling it with this guy,

but the right guy for four hours, maybe. Well, yeah, the chemistry, definitely. That's a lot of burn, baby.

Four hours. And besides, four hours, time sort of implodes when you're doing it. You need some water and food in between, you know?

My partner and I had sex for 20 hours once. Well, there you go. That guy over there.

Wow. What's your secret? Tantra. Now, when you say have sex,

you don't necessarily mean all intercourse. It wasn't all intercourse. I mean, we have to broaden our definition of sex. Well, right.

You know, like sex is kissing and sex starts in my brain before leaving. Watching your favorite show in between.

Exactly. What would that be, Max? 19 hours of watching my favorite show. And two minutes of sex.

Then a little chocolate. Just an eating and then, yeah. Eat a chocolate chocolate. Then check your Twitter.

No. You should check your Twitter, actually. Well, you could tweet while you're having sex for 20 hours.

I know. I have been guilty of that. And I've been yelled at for that. What are you doing?

What are you tweeting? We're having sex. No, that's him. What are you doing?

I just want to share it with everyone. I'm an exhibitionist. Anyway. All right, I think we're out of time.

We're going to have to do the rest of the Agua shots right after the show. Take some promo pictures. Yeah, we're going to take some pictures.

And then we're going to have a little party. I do want to say one thing. I want to say congratulations to Sherry Riemann,

who is the new ambassador from Pakistan to the United States. Beautiful lady.

Big fan of hers. Because she has been working hard to change the blasphemy laws in Pakistan.

And it's not easy to change the blasphemy laws in Pakistan. In fact, she's been a marked woman by a lot of the very religious

fanatics, I guess we could say, because she is marked. So I would say they are fanatics if they're ready to kill her.

But now I guess she's going to get more protection plus be over here a lot. But anyway, she's a great lady and we're very happy

that she has been appointed to the ambassadorship. And very sexy, too, I might add. Look at her for picture. Very hot.

Very hot, you know. Great lady, great lady. Belle, ooh, sexy. Yeah.

Out of all the parody porn, nobody's done anything with Obama's yet. Do you think they're just waiting for her to be over before they do it?

Yeah, because you know it's on the back. Yeah, probably. They're trying to be respectful. When are they going to have a porn

taking place at Occupy Wall Street or something? It's funny, no one asked me my opinion on it and I really don't have one because the only thing I can think about

every time I see it, I see beer. I see all those tents and it takes me back to my... The camping?

It takes me back to music festival days. Yeah, sure. Drop an acid and run around. It takes me back to those days.

Those days I don't remember even. Yeah. Are you still having those minutes? Speaking of which, before we go,

we want to thank our Occupy LA guy. LA? An Occupy America? An Occupy World?

Could I do a little shout out? Because we're looking at potential eviction. Monday. Sunday night, Monday morning,

12... 12.01 a.m. Any media people who feel like coming down

to observe that would be helpful so we can ensure that that whole process...

Is peaceful? Is peaceful, is documented. We don't want any Lutent, John Pike, UC Davis incidents and if there are,

we want it documented. I don't think any of LAPD are as stupid or as crazy as Lutent, John Pike.

Well, you know, our mayor is pretty cool, you know? Yeah. But the capitalist rule,

and those are the police of the capitalism of this country. And it also comes down to the occupiers, but the people who are

planning on staying that I've talked to, everybody's pushing for a peaceful transition. A transition.

So they're going to have to go somewhere else? That's what we're looking at. That's what we're looking at. Where are you guys going to go? That's up for discussion.

I'd invite you to occupy the speakeasy. That's... We only have one shower. Yeah, we only have the one shower.

Well, that could be fun. It's a tiny one. Yeah, that's the problem. It was a big one.

It's only the two of us could fit in there. The two of us. Well, anyway, we are very happy to have you, and we hope you guys keep going

one way or another. And we support you, and we support all the revolution around the world. Because, you know, things are

not quite fair, and they haven't been since the advent of farming. Right. Back to sex at dawn. Or the advent of Reagan.

Well, Reaganomics. Reaganomics really brought it on. It's really trickling down now. Yes.

Well, we all got to stick together. You know, the bankers say that what's yours is yours. What's mine is mine.

And if you have more, I have less. And lovers say, the more I give, the more I get.

Well, I like the old days where we robbed the banks, rather than the banks rob us. It's totally changed around. Okay, but you just ruined my whole old

point there. I'm just trying to do this love thing. But, alright. Yeah, you're right.

Better when we robbed the banks. We're not encouraging people to rob banks. See, you know, this is the problem with being married to a revolutionary.

You've always got to be kind of editing kids. I don't know who did it. Revolution.

We're very cute. Alright. We're married 21 years. After the show, we always have sex. 21 years.

And rob banks. Yeah, we're going to talk about your gloves. We're not going to talk about your balls. And your pasties.

We're going to talk about Sienna's pasties falling off. Alright, so we're going to do August shots later. We love Occupy LA.

We love sex education. Get sex educated, everybody. Sex is an important part of all of our lives. We've got to learn about sex.

We don't learn in regular school for the most part. Although, you know, sometimes here and there you do. And Sex Week is going on the Yale campus

in February. By the way, speaking of sex education, hello. And

yes, we are going to be on the Yale campus. The students are running it, but it is not allowed to be called Sex Week at Yale.

Because focus on the family has gotten involved. You know, we can say because because.

But anyway, there's a bit of repression blowing. The winds blow back

and forth, but sex is always with us. So, you know, we always got to kind of move with the winds. So if you, yeah.

We're going to go to Sex Week at Yale. We're going to go with the new sort of more sensorious

sort of rules. We can't call it Sex Week at Yale unless you put the at in parentheses.

Well, they're actually at Yale. That's at Yale. And also, they're not allowed to have commercial sponsors now.

And if you still have a bank account, you're not broke. They need money. Because they're not allowed to take commercial

sponsors. So they really need individual donations. So open up your pocket books. If you have a checking account still

or savings account, if you have one. You have anything? Give it over. A few cents? Right.

Give to the cause of sex education. All revolutions and all revolutionaries need bread, need money.

Because after all, Yale, you know, it educates CEOs and presidents. Future presidents.

Don't you want the next president to be orgasmic? You want to get him when they're young. Him or her to be frustrated?

Get him when they're young, like the tobacco companies. Get him on the campus, baby. Okay. So we're going to go around.

Okay, you've basically given out your info. Where do we get in touch with you on the internet? I'm at OLAstagecraft

at gmail.com. So OLA Stagecraft. Is there a website? Yeah.

Occupy is... Occupy Together is the best source of all the occupations

nationally, internationally. Occupy Together would be the spot to go to. It's so funny, it's called an occupation.

And there's a lot of people that are out of their occupations. Yeah, that's... An occupation is kind of reminds you of, you know, like soldiers

in Afghanistan or something. Yeah, the 99%, I feel maybe more accurate Spain is simply...

Yeah, because I got into the slogan before during the war. Masterbation, not occupation. Yeah, the good news is this.

Capitalism is bankrupt. They got no money left. And even the money they have left is pretty worthless.

Okay? So when the 99% can't buy your product, you're going to get evicted

out of your mansions because you're going to go broke. Got it? So if you don't spread the money around which is called

Socialism, if you don't spread that money around, then all of those dogs and all of those

security cameras and all that stuff ain't going to help you because you're coming down because nobody's buying your shit.

God bless you. The poor can take care of themselves. The rich beware. Amen.

And a women. And a mom. And dad. And revolution. Spread it around.

Where do we find you? It's the sex butter or the or the wealth. You want to just spread it around.

Spread it around. Yes, Morgan, where do we find you? At www.morgan-bailey.com

and I guess really just there for now. I've kind of taken a step out of the ring. I'm not really stripping right now.

I will be in New York the week before Christmas so if you're out there come see me. Google me and we'll set up dates but

yeah, I'm taking a back seat right now. You've traveled a lot. I'm worn out.

She's busy. I'm trying to get my elasticity back. And on that note, I've had a great time. I really have to tinkle.

I love you all. Come back, we've got to do the group shot. Okay, look at that ass. All right, so

now Ms. Jaya. Where do we find you? So you can find my site at www.sexisyou.com

www.sexisyou.com and my men's program I was talking about with the Aphrodisiacs. Guys can get a free recipe book

and the four keys to optimal sexual health and vitality at menkeepup.com Men Keep Up. Right, you do specialize in that.

Okay, so great. And I didn't mean to talk about the Tony Robbins workshop while you were demonstrating

the penis manipulations but do you feel inspired

by his work? Yes, very much so. I think that he's a master at what he does.

I love to inspire people and through sex but maybe I'm like the Tony Robbins of sex. Oh,

did you get permission from him to say that? I don't think I did. It's okay with us. You're cuter than him anyway.

You're cuter than him. So, Ciena Sinclair Yes, you can find me on

cienasinclair.com or just google my name. You can also follow me at follow cienasinclair.com and list all my social networks

and I just wrote a book called The Naughty Girls Guide to Los Angeles and I offer Naughty Tours Are we in that?

Yeah, you guys are. We should see this book. We're in it. We'll sell the sun book.

We're part of the Naughty Guide. Yeah, you are, of course. I recommend it to everybody as a part of my tour but I also offer Naughty Tours

and you can go to Naughtytravelgirl.com and you can find out about the tours in the book. So you take people visiting Los Angeles I take them to tours

I customize everything where they can come here they can go anywhere. What other place do you like to take them? There's nudist resorts

there's all kinds of stuff in LA. In Los Angeles? Malibu. What's it called?

It is called Angie. Angie, what is the name of that thing? I know I've got Angie over there. No, I actually

I can't remember. It's in my book. Malibu Colony? Colony, thank you.

Malibu Colony. Alright then. So Dawn Michael. I'm at TheHappySpouse.com

and I'm also at Sex Talk with Dawn and Bon and we have our talk show coming up

and Sienna is going to be on for Valentine's Day. My book's coming out. I have a book coming out too but I will mention it on the website.

I can't hear about the book. It's okay. But The Happy Spouse. Are you also going to promote Bon?

Bon and I are doing Sex Talk with Dawn and Bon. Right, so that's where we find you. I'm at Bon Johnson

at Twitter. And we had a great show with Amanda Blow. She came on and did a wonderful show already.

Amanda Blow is a wonderful show. She was wonderful. All by herself. She's always a great show.

What was she doing last time? She was pissing into someone's mouth. She's always doing something. She's a real sex therapist.

Yeah, oh yeah. Thank you for having us on. Well, you're welcome. Okay, let's give ourselves a hand.

And thank you. Thank Teja Souter, my producer and

a student in the class of Hard Knocks. And she's even reading my book which means

she's very smart. And you can get the book on Kindle now. Oh, and here we go. The book is on Kindle.

I don't want V to fall down. And I just want to remind you to adopt a bonobo. That's right.

And are you going to squirt all over the bonobos? Oh, you want me to squirt all over the bar? No, be nice to the bonobos.

I'm not going to do it to the bonobos. I'm going to do it to everybody else. This is my preacher moment. So stick around

for the after party where I will make hard ye who are limp and I will make wet ye

who are dry. Hallelujah. It's holy water. Holy water for the penis.

Good for the skin. Yeah. This is plain old H2O. And the bonobos.

Make like bonobos not baboons. Whether you're occupying LA or the White House

or Afghanistan most occupations are kind of baboon-like. But some are

bonobo-like. And if you don't know what that means, then look it up. Bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzee who swing from the trees

as well as with each other. So make like bonobos not baboons. Get sets educated.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. And now the applause. She wants a spanking. Oh.

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