Girls & Corpses Easter Eve

Full transcript of Girls & Corpses Easter Eve on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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in the soul of downtown LA. This here is the womb room, where it's nice and warm inside. Little chilly spring night out there. It's Easter Eve.

Yeah. That's why I got on my Easter bonnet. Of course, I always wear a bonnet, but this is my Easter bonnet. Given to me by the great squirting star, Dumay.

And yes, it is Easter. And on the eve of Easter Sunday, we are gathered together. Because after all, brothers and sisters, what had happened to Jesus, he had died on the cross. Maybe it's a little mysterious, but we're going to explore that mystery tonight.

That juxtaposition of the eroticism, the comedia, lives, rather close relationship with death, the little death, which I prefer, but also the big one. Yes, brothers and sisters, tonight's show right here on Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. World Wide Revolution, World Wide Sexual Revelation in your hard drive.

Tonight, we are featuring the very sexy ladies and creepy cadavers of the live nude girls meets the dead zombie messiah show, otherwise known as girls and corpses. And here they are, brothers and sisters. Let's give a hand to our girls and corpses visitors at the Speak Easy,

also here with our friends from Sex and Metal. But let's go down and introduce starting with Mr. Corpsy himself. Yes, I'm Corpsy. You are Corpsy. You are he.

You are the necrophiliac genius behind this monstrosity we call girls and corpses. Yeah, I am the creator. I'm the editor-in-chief of Girls and Corpses, not debtor. We're doing actually better than that.

We're doing it. It's a very successful magazine. Girls and corpses is on newsstands, US and Canada. And we're also distributed in Germany and translated into German.

And it's a phenomenon around the world. And we've got some of the women that work with our magazine. We have a couple corpses on your bed. I know. I was getting rather intimate with one.

I noticed. I noticed. And it was kind of fun, you know. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not really a necrophiliac type, although I should light some candles, right? It's Easter. But dead men tell no tales or talk back. Right. That's true. That's true.

And I was noticing that I was going to light the baby Jesus butt plug. I have a gift. Here, come here. I have a, since you're playing with toys, this is one of our, this is- Oh, thank you.

Is this a dead thing? It's pussy magnets. I'm afraid you're going to give me like a dead rat or something. No, okay.

Oh, this is a pussy magnet. That sounds nice. Yeah. What's this got to do with-

Girls and corpses. Is this a corpse? Oh, it's a pussy. It's just a pussy.

Well, it's not a live pussy, I guess. But is it a dead pussy? It's a magnet. It's nice. It's a pretty pink-

Yeah, it's a special pink. Pretty pink pussy. We do have a dead one. We have a, it's over on the bed there.

Yeah. But it's a soap that's blue with maggots on it. Blue with maggots. My favorite.

That's our dead soap. Really? And we also have prison soap that has a butthole on it. It's back there behind the girl's-

Prison soap with a butthole. I got to see that. Go look behind the butt. Prison soap with a butthole.

See the girl cut in half right in front of you. I should be able to find that. Look behind. The girl cut in half right in front of me.

Okay, this is a girl corpse. That's one of our rare girl corpses. It is rare. Mostly you have guys.

I notice she's front and center. We do. We do. She's bloody.

Yeah. But we usually have male corpses. The male corpse was the one I was getting familiar with. He was a little flaccid.

Yeah, he didn't even have a dick. Most corpses don't. You know, it's a bone. You know, I guess it's gone.

The boner doesn't have a bone. Correct. It's fleshy. It's spongy matter.

Yeah, but you could put a dildo on there and have some bone. You could do anything you want, Susan. I'm sure you will. Doctor, excuse me.

Yes. If you go behind that little half-but thing over there on the left side of the bed. The half-but thing.

On the other side, there's a soap. Go crawl across your bed because we want to watch that anyhow. Lift your hand.

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I had to lift. Now lift and put your hand between the legs of the corpse. This is like, no, not that one.

This is my pearl. And go farther to the other side. You'll see a little pink box. Which?

See, keep going. Oh, wait. Oh, there it is. There's a blue box and a pink box.

Those are gifts for you. This is the pink box. Now open that up. This is prison soap.

It's a gift for you. Oh, wow. Could I actually send this to someone in prison?

They love it in prison. Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. Thank you.

And the other one is corpse body soap and it has maggots on it. It's a blue bar with maggots. This is a pussy, though.

I'm glad about that. Now the maggot one, let's see this. Yeah, that's. Maybe, I don't know.

You'll like that. This seems to me to be for something. I mean, it's all right. It looks like seaweed.

Oh, it's a pussy with maggots. Look at that. Yeah. How pretty.

It just looks mint flavored or something. It's the only soap that makes you dirtier. I don't know. I think any soap you'd make would make people dirtier.

So you are quite something. When did you come up with this concept? Well, it really was six years. We've been in business for six years, 27 issues.

Yes. It's kind of an interesting story because I kind of died when I was a kid from a head injury.

Oh, you kind of went to the other side? I went to the other side. You were there, by the way, and some of your friends.

It was quite a party. You had a near-death experience. I had a near. An NDE.

Right. I kind of had one of those. Not like an MRE. Like an NDE.

OK. And then I basically became fascinated with death and then I sort of developed into this strange hobby of mine. Yes.

All right. Well, we want to hear about your strangeness some more. Yes. But I also want to talk to the lovely young lady.

They're beautiful, aren't they? They love corpses. And all the young ladies here. Yeah.

Yes. And they love corpses. And I want to understand this, this love of corpses. Of the dead.

So, Sasha. Yes. You're my first girl of the girls and corpses. And this is your first time here.

This is your virgin show. Yes. Sasha's Sweet. Sasha's Sweet.

Yes. And you've been very sweet tweeting away. Thank you. And we're very excited about having you here.

So, especially Panty Boy. You wore some pretty panties for Panty Boy. Did you? Oh, yes.

We should get that at least out of the way to just see them at first. Of course. So, can you stand up?

Of course. So, you've got this nice little pink outfit on. Yeah, I wanted to go sexy but classy. Yeah, very classy.

And we're so sure. Look at those. They look just so beautiful. Thank goodness.

And feminine. And I've been wearing them all. Oh, nice. All day.

Yeah. I might trade you. I have some panties for you. Thank you.

Thank you. Wow. Nice. Okay.

So, now we know you're wearing very beautiful white, sort of silky and lacy, sheer with a little blue bow. And so, what's about you with corpses? With corpses, I've always been fascinated

with the whole mystique of death. It's very, you know, it's so far from when you're living, it's something that you constantly ponder because it's such a mystery.

Does it turn you on? Not particularly. I'm more fascinated by it. Corpse is so disappointed.

I mean, that sounded like a genuine, at least we know you don't feed your girls lines. They're being honest. She likes this corpse.

She likes this corpse. Yes, I like this one very much. You like him even though he has this problem. Yes, very much so.

Color of the issue. Yes. Yeah, uh-huh. But how do you feel, I mean, you pose with the corpses

in sexually suggestive manners? It's taboo. It's risqué. I like pushing my own limits

and also kind of provoking other peoples as well. I've always found that to be very enticing. Well, since you don't have a corpse fetish yourself, I wouldn't want to identify you specifically

as a corpse fetishist. So how would you identify yourself? I am just a nymphomaniac. Really?

You're a nymphomaniac. This is actually a nice Jewish girl. You know, I'm a nice Jewish girl too. I don't know, I was a psychology major

and we learned that there are no nymphomaniacs, that that's a male fantasy. No, she really is a nymphomaniac. That's wrong.

She's the one. She's the one. I'm the one. You're the one.

I guess. Yeah. Wow. So what's the, but you wouldn't have sex with a corpse?

No. No. It wouldn't, I mean, there are some girls. I would, if my partner was interested in role-playing

that scenario, I wouldn't pass it by because I'm very much a pleaser. So that would be open to questions. Your partner wanted to play dead.

Yeah, or wanted me to play dead. Did you do that, corpse? Not with Sasha, but generally people, you know, it is a fantasy

and people do that sleeping fantasy and things like this. So, hey, everything's healthy and as long as you're not hurting anybody

and the corpses are already dead. So, so if your penis- Wow, the corpses are already dead. Are we talking about real corpses here?

No, I answer. That's an interesting question. Yeah. We do have real corpses

in every issue of girls in corpses magazine. You do. Yeah. Do you have any permission?

It's hard to get their permission, but- Well, I mean, I don't know. You could have someone will. I'll tell you.

Maybe one of your fans would will their skin. Yes, we actually have. We have a celebrity right now who has signed contracts and agreements

that when he passes, we'll have a photographer shoot him with corpses. And this is a well-known person who was recently in a feature,

loves the magazine and wants to be on our cover. Wow. So, go through there. All right.

Well, gosh, moving right along. Oh, that's... We'll step over this way. We're creating static, I think,

between there's some sort of message we're getting from the other side. From the other side. Yes, Hades.

So, when the penis plays dead. Yes. Right? That's when you guys come in and...

You mean like knock on the door and... Yeah, and bring it to life or something? Bring it to life. Well, you know, having sex with a male corpse,

it's not as common because most of the real necrophilia takes place in mortuaries where people have access to bodies

and those are male having sex with women. With a man, you would actually have to either prop up their junk or put some way to keep it stiff.

Well, aren't they called stiffs anyway? They are. You can put the leg in, you can put a toe inside, you know, I guess,

but the penis is spongy matter, so it's gone. It's gone, except that in that moment of death, sometimes, when men are like...

I don't know. You're like right after... They're right after being hung from the gallows. They get a hard on.

Yeah, you'd have to jump up there or cut them down pretty fast, but to get it going. All right.

Well, he doesn't exactly make gallows, but he makes, I guess, torture devices. Our friend, Jolian, is here with us from Sex and Metal.

Hello, hello. Hi, Jolian. How are you, love? Good, good.

Good to see you. Good to see you. Yeah. What do you think of our new digs here?

You know what, I love it. Last time we were on, it was fantastic, but this is even more fantastic. Yeah, well, we're more fantastic.

We have a little buzz. Is that buzz going on? Yeah, we got a little buzz. What's that buzz?

Tell us what's happening. I don't know if Norrie can help with the buzz. But yeah, well, we just ran into you. Well, actually, we ran into you

at the LA Fetish Film Festival. That's right, yeah. Where I was kind of introducing the director, Michael Simmons. We said, come on over.

We're going to be with girls in corpses. And then you're also, you're everywhere, aren't you guys? We are everywhere. We just, we're seeing you now at Studio Servitu.

You've got all your equipment set up over there. That's right, yeah. Yeah. And Corpsy over here was kind enough to put in his magazine,

so we got a double page spread in there. And Sasha was in one of Julian's wonderful machines. You were, and you survived. She's a...

You could have died. She loves pain. That would have been... Love pain.

Wow, oh my God. She's a nympho who loves pain in girls in corpses. It's masochism, the love of pain. Masochism.

You say it so sweetly. Thank you. Like sugar. Masochism.

Sasha sweet. Yeah, exactly. Very much so. Yeah, so you're all over the place

and your, your equipment is becoming deregure, so to speak. Yeah, people were getting recognized in the industry for, you know, creating some crazy contraptions. And Corpsy over there has definitely helped us out

with a few ideas because I think a few of his issues has some crazy looking contraptions that I haven't seen before. So we're kind of modeling a few of those.

Ah. Torture. Yeah, torture. I hope you can bring up a...

I don't know if you have any of your contraptions. I know most of your contraptions are over there. Unfortunately, tonight they're over there. It's just you.

You're the only contraption. I'm the only contraption. I'm actually here to represent Corpsy tonight. Oh, you're representing Corpsy.

Yeah, I think so. He's my agent. Sex and metal is my agent. We did bring a body bag, by the way, for later.

Right. Behind you on the ground, so. I know. Are you guys going to get in it and make out?

We'll get Sasha. Me and Jolene, I don't think so. We'll get Chastity in it with me. Oh, yeah.

Speaking of which, let's introduce... Welcome back, Chastity Lynn. Okay. Hey, hey, hey.

Chastity, how you doing? Good. It's so good to see you again. When did I see you last New Year's?

I think so. Yeah, and now you're a girl in corpse? Or were you already? I'm not sure.

You're not sure? You don't know when it started? Nope. No?

Well, how do you like being a girl with corpses? I like it. You do? What do you like about it?

I like getting in the body bag with her. You like getting in the body bag with her? I like that, too. I'm starting to get interested in this.

Where is this body bag here? It's right here. That is a real, authentic body bag. It's a real body bag.

And when you get in it, you do things, right? Because you don't expect to do it. Yeah. Would you like to get in it?

I mean... Maybe we'll put you in it, Susan. Well, I'd like to see them in it first. You know, I mean, I keep hearing about it.

I think I've heard about it now three times, including from Max. So I think it's time, maybe. Should we bring them right up there or do you want to...

Bring you right up here into the body bag. And two girls, Chastity and Sasha, in a body bag. Anyway, for now, I'm going to introduce my buddy here, Damien Omen-Troy.

Hey, Susie. How you doing? I'm doing well. How are you?

Good. You used a word before that I was going to use and you... I used the words you were going to use? You used the new digs.

So I was going to say the new digs are amazing. Oh, thank you. You could use that word again. That's not like an original thing.

Talk about an upgrade. Newspaces, awesome. Thank you, thank you. But it is kind of digs because we are kind of bohemian.

Absolutely, dig it, yeah. Yeah, and it's something to dig. I mean, we were just at this beautiful space, our new neighbors, this studio servitude,

very kind of black and white and modern and nice, cold. But this is, you know, eclectic. Now this is atmosphere at its LA best. Oh, thank you, darling.

We just, we just a bunch of hippies. Yeah, all second one, he said that. All right. Real nice.

Yeah, suck up to the Bishop, baby. So, so anyways, your friend of Jack the Zipper, who is our dear friend. Oh, yes, absolutely.

He's showing up here at some point tonight. He's creeping around. He's zipping around somewhere. Oh, he's here now?

He is here, yeah. Hi, Jack. So tell me all the secrets about Jack that I shouldn't know. Wow.

While they're getting the body bag ready. Secrets about Jack. Yeah. Well, hmm, what am I at liberty to say?

I don't know. He told me you'd have some good secrets. Jack is, he's got that old school East Coast flavor, being from the East Coast of New York,

he has an old rat pack buddy from around the way. Right. And he brings the porn to a cutting edge level. Okay.

So we have this, this body bag here. Yes, he does. He's, that's why they call him the zipper. So he can unzip the porn.

That's it. Right. So now this is the body bag. And do you get in fully closed

or can you take some of your clothing off? I prefer less clothing. It has nothing to do with the body bag. I just personally prefer less clothing.

Less clothing. Less clothing. Yes. I do too.

Now let me, let me explain. This is a authentic. L-E-S-S. It's an authentic body bag that's used by morgues,

used by fire departments. It actually has handles on the side, so it could be carried off of mountains and things like that. Yeah, you, you move over this way on this side

and I'll be on this side here. Okay, you need to unzip this. That way we won't interfere with each other. We won't interfere with each other.

Yeah, you stay over there and I'll be over here. Hold my mic for a second. Okay. Now I'm going to have interference.

Okay, unzip the body bag. Oh, look at this. It looks like something you put like very large clothing in for the airplane.

Yeah, hold on. Clothing bag. Okay. Just, oh, now we have a body bag sticking.

Okay, yep, here we go. Here we go. Hello. Hi there.

Okay, so there's an inner lining. This is to keep all the fluids basically inside because when you die there's some leakage. Right.

You don't want to have that. So what we're going to do is ladies, do you have your shoes off? Shoes off.

Are you going to wear your dress or can you take something off? Take your dress off. What do you think?

Yeah, you're a masochist, aren't you? And you don't want to. So go ahead. This, it's easier to slide into the body bag naked.

I don't know why. Okay. It just is. So yeah, this is a real body bag.

And we have to be careful because this does completely seal. So we have to leave a little air in it. But we put the girls inside.

So we're going to do this. Everyone's health is improving now, isn't it? Right. So we're going to put Sasha,

let's see, who should we put in first? Chastity, why don't you go upstage in the body bag? Excuse me.

Even though this show is about death, it's also about life and health and sex. Put your head up here. Resurrection.

And facing death. Face out towards this. Resurrection, right. Jesus was, he was reborn on Easter Sunday.

But just before he was reborn, he was kind of dead. Yeah. Now we're getting Sasha in the body bag. Oh, yes, we are.

These bags are made by the way. It's interesting. They're extra large because the population has grown so large.

Are you wearing any panties, Chastity? She asks all the good questions. Are you? Maybe we should take the fog.

Take that, those jeans off. Come on, they're going to be chafing. Would you like to maybe just say something while? Yes.

Body bag. Ah, panty boy. Look at these pretty little blue panties. Beautiful body bag.

Yes, beautiful blue panties and a beautiful body bag. Here she is. I never thought I would say that word. Beautiful body bag.

So Sasha, put your feet in here. I usually think of like war. It's very warm inside this body bag. It can get up to temperatures of 132 degrees.

Wow. Can you take those? Or 33, depending on a one day. Can you take those on airplanes?

You take them on airplanes for like your clothing. Yeah, right. Yeah, okay, sure. You have to put a hand or something.

Look at these pretty young girls. Turn towards each other. They're so alive. Now what I'm going to do is I'm going to hand you the mic.

And we're going to now suffocate them, I guess. What are we doing here? I mean, this is safe, right? You're going into a giant condom.

You can all notice immediately the sensual sort of union of these girls happens. I don't know what it is about the body bag. You can notice here, I'm going to show you here, she's already grabbing her butt,

which is something that seems to happen almost automatically in the body bag. I mean, they wouldn't do that if they weren't at all. They would never do that outside normal life. These girls have never seen each other.

Langell, if there's anyone that can prove that these women have ever met. Now what we're going to do is I'm going to get very close together, almost as if you're wearing each other. Wow.

Okay, now. Look at that. See, look at this. Now we're going to zip them in here.

Don't, don't catch your hair. I'm not going to catch your hair. Okay. Is there room?

But thank you. I think about that. We're going to leave a little air space here. Yeah.

Is there room for one more? Yeah, Max wants to get in here. Is there room for one more? A little black over the top.

Don't spend any more than that. I'm not, I'm not going to completely. Excuse me. Don't tell them.

Yeah, I know, Max. If you look, they're already... You have to take off all your clothes. Are you getting some of this in here?

I will. These girls are already... Look at that. I hate to close this up.

Because don't close it. Yeah, don't close it. No, don't close it. It's too hot.

It's too hot in there. These are girls in a body bag. We're going to close, we're going to close the body bag, but just for a moment.

Just, yeah, okay. You know, they don't need any help. Sasha Sweet and Chastity Lynn are eating their maker. They're going to their just desserts.

Together, they're, it's like, this is the ultimate fantasy of lovers. Dying together and just in a lover's embrace. Now, we're almost going to close.

If you can take a look. It is. They're almost closed into the body bag completely. Wow.

She goes, okay. You getting steamy in there? They're having so much fun. Do you want to say...

Here, hold on a second. I'm feeling a mixture of eroticism and like pathos. Here, do you want to say anything? How's it feeling so far?

Good. There's a lot of heat coming out of there. There is. Really doing...

Oh my God. Okay, hold on. Unzip that thing. Cool, see.

I'm glad you're... We're going to count to ten, because I don't want to put them in there any longer than that. First, now we don't see them anymore.

Now, hold on. We're only going to do ten seconds. Ready? Okay, ten seconds.

The audience is having the problem. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Oh, oh, oh. Act like a dabra, shazam, hallelujah.

These girls are healed. They are born again. I know they will... For Easter, we've actually resurrected both.

Immersed. Oh, look at that. I love that. Looks like there's...

Shvitsa in there. Very nice. Yeah. Yeah, she knows what Shvitsa means.

Put your hand up. Lazarus. Put your hand up. Eat your heart out.

Feel the heat. Feel the heat. Oh, yes, very nice and hot and warm and toasty. So, you know, this is something that people can, you know,

use for their own personal play. Well, we could use that during the winter here in the warehouse for eating. Yeah.

So, you can just see how the body bag seems to bring out the... It sure does. And then what we do is... Okay, let's get the snow down here and get the snow out.

Who are we applauding? Now, what we do is we add a few things to make it a little more interesting here. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

As well as the sleeping bag. Oh, oh, now we have a skull. Now it's a threesome. Oh, my God.

Hamlet eats your heart out. His skull did not have its tongue sticking out. Now, these are hard to get these body bags, because the real deal is you have to get them formed

from, like, the L.A. County coroner's office. Okay. If you could even get them. They're not revelational.

Yeah, I can understand that. You're getting kind of excited, Susan, or is that because you're normal? Well, you know, these are hot girls.

I think I'd get excited regardless of where they were. Now, Susan, would you like to try to get in the body bag? I don't know.

I mean, I could get in the body bag. Let's try it. You want to do it? Let's do a solo body bag with Dr. Sissy.

What? Sissy, you want to bring a woman in with you? We can do that. I don't know.

Your doctor exploring all sizes of sexuality. Yeah, true. I should try being in a body bag, I guess. All right.

See, I'll volunteer. Let's get you out of here. Let's put it. I know.

They're very disappointed. Mm. Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't want to kick you out.

I think these girls really like each other. They like each other. Let them stay a little longer. I don't think it's that.

Let's talk to them a little longer. Let's talk to them in the body bag. Yeah, you want to stay a little longer. Well, let's show them.

Hold on. Susan, that's another good idea with your headset still. What isn't? They're getting in the body bag.

Oh, I can get in the body bag. Oh, God. Anyway, so I want to hear from the girls a second. This is at our magazine.

I want to hear from the girls. I know we want to promote the magazine, honey. Right. Why do you enjoy being in the body bag?

It just puts me so close to her. I can't just, I can't help but touch her. Oh, and why do you enjoy being in the body bag? Because it's cozy.

It's cozy. It's cozy. Do you think about death while you're in the body bag? No.

No? But it's a body bag. You don't think about the fact that it's a body bag. You're not thinking.

Really? What drugs are you on? I want some of them. Please give me some.

No, I mean, that's cool that you don't think about it. I hope I haven't poisoned you by reminding you that it is a body bag that you're making out in. No, it's okay.

You still won't think about them. Right. You won't think about death. It's hard to when she's here.

Well, she's very much alive, and so are you. But, you know, you never know. I mean, Jesus was only 33. That's true, huh?

Can happen at any moment. Which is why thinking about death can sometimes be sexy. Because it makes you feel as though you're touching your lover for the last time. And you have to memorize her body so you can recognize her on the other side.

Very tangible? Yeah, very tangible. So, and what about having this thing here? Is that just a bowling ball to you?

Or is that like a skull? He's chilling. This is Frankenstein? Who is that, anyway?

Corpsy Junior. Here, Corpsy. Come over and explain some more to us here. Yeah, this is one of our mascots.

It's actually been in a few issues. And this is your spread? They're in there. We did this in Las Vegas at AEE.

We did the body bag, and it seemed to be something quite successful. And I think people are trying to do body bag shows all around the country now. As a K-Mart may be coming out with a body bag line. Martha Stewart may actually be doing a line of body bags out here.

I just could be a rumor. Martha Stewart? Martha Stewart body bags. That one, so.

You know, I know she's done some prison. It's Martha Stewart dying. Martha Stewart dying is her new. Yeah.

Sasha was in the sex and metal part of it. Now, by the way, you might find this kind of interesting just as a sort of off the subject, but this is Jocelyn James, who had an affair with Tiger Woods, and we have her photograph with Tiger's corpse in the issue.

So Jocelyn is in the... So we have celebrities and all sorts of stuff, but I think we need to get you in the bag. I think you're stalling just getting in there.

I think this is, but it's good. It's a forbidden... You've done everything, right? Is there anything left that you haven't tried?

Oh, many, many things. Really? I haven't. Of course.

Okay. Of course. Well, body bags is next. You're going to have to pry these girls away from each other.

Well, I think they're... I'm not in any hurry to do that. I'm not either. I could just stand here and...

It's like potato chips. You know, you just keep eating. In fact, it looks like some panties are getting pried off. Yeah, it looks like...

Which is okay with me. I think pretty much this is the show. You just show the girls... This is great.

But see, isn't it sexy seeing the two women, the black vinyl, the plastic, you know, plastic of course is very sexy. Well, the juxtaposition of sex and death,

of youth and vitality and life and beauty. It's the extreme opposite. You know, I mean, and I guess that one reason I'm wondering if your girls and corpses are popular,

because it's like these are the ultimate ugly guys with hot girls. You know, I mean, these are dead guys. So if a dead guy can get a girl like this,

hey, maybe you can too. At least you're alive. I'm a money. It's all the guys in high school

that couldn't get the beautiful young girl and now she's kissing corpses, and they can't understand it. They can't understand it.

The girls in our magazine, yeah, they're not the tattooed goth girls as much. They're really the girl next door kind of look. That's what you favor.

I'm leaning up against an arm here. Yeah, it's an arm and a breast. What is this? This is a breast.

Yeah, gotta be careful on this bed. Look at you. You went and you felt it up. You did.

I think Chastity has a little thing for dead things. Yeah, for corpses. She went and she felt it up. Who's turned on?

No, she's... Someone got that. Thank you. Yeah, gotta be me.

Here we go. Look, see? Look, see? Corses.

These are pretty. But you know, it's the fascination with horror movies and also the fact that people are scared of death and how better to do it through a

erotic but comedy magazine, a comedy format. We also do forensics. We do autopsy stuff. We really are the first comedy magazine about death.

First magazine of any kind about death, really. Yes. Well, I mean, death, gallows humor is a cliche and it's because it's so important.

It really is. We have to make fun of death or else we are going to be very depressed. Well, no one really wants to deal with death

and see it on commercials on the funeral. They always turn the channel. But for us, people want to read it. And the magazine, I don't know.

It just hit it off, you know? Yeah. Look, see? It wants to grab you.

Yeah. Yeah. So now... Look at this, by the way.

Look at there's a nail through the hand. I don't know if that's for Easter. There's something Easter-like about this. Yeah, or is it like the Sistine Chapel?

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, with God and Adam. This is a little like the Sistine Chapel. Yeah, you know.

We would imagine if there were beautiful naked women on the Sistine Chapel. Like, you know, no one really cares to see that. But they would.

You know who I want to have on microphone is, now I forget her name, but the beautiful big woman there. Oh, that's Talisa.

Talisa, yes. Talisa was in a magazine. Get on the microphone, come on. She did Corpse, because I want to get on the bed.

You ladies can keep playing here. You know, I've seen your show for years and I've always wanted to be on the bed with you. You are.

But you want to, oh, you want to nuzzle me or something? I want to just be close to you, you know? Okay, you want to get in the body bag with me? I have to look.

Wow. I've had dreams like this. Yeah. I'm not sure.

Yeah, they were in them too, actually. Oh, yeah. That's what I smell. That leather smell.

Boy, all animal. My lining? At least you know how to hold a microphone. That's pretty good.

I do. Yeah. It's getting away from me is the problem. No, it's okay.

It's okay. Hello, Talisa. Hello there, beautiful. Talisa was in our Corpse restaurant.

Well, let Talisa talk for a little bit so we can get to know her for a minute. Yeah, because we only have one mic up here. It's your show.

Okay, you hold the mic up to your lips, though, because unless your dick talks. Actually, it does. It's a little quiet right now.

Does your dick get hard over death? Over this? Over death? You know, honestly, I'm...

Corpses? Corpses, I'm not, I'm really not. Okay. You know, there are people that are into that.

I like live flesh. I like these girls are beautiful. Talisa, what do you like? I like everything.

You like everything? You like necrophilia? I like everything. I actually do.

You would do it with a corpse, have you? I'll not indulge that information. You will not. I don't know if that's legal, actually.

Probably not. It's illegal. Arnold Schwarzenegger made it illegal. Cap and the corpse give consent.

I don't know, maybe a corpse could. You know, if you give a consent before you die. That's illegal. Schwarzenegger made it illegal.

Arnold Schwarzenegger made the law against necrophilia. People that say he didn't do anything for California, that's the one thing he did. You made necrophilia.

You know, I kind of think it should be illegal unless a person gives permission. You know, and then maybe that's, maybe they want their love of their life to, you know.

You should respect the dead. You shouldn't, you know, molest dead bodies. Even people that do retrieval of bodies at car accidents, they're very respectful

of the body parts and things like that. We need to do that. But anyway, we are dealing with fake corpses. Are we?

What do you think? I told you there's real corpses in every issue. In my bed, are there? Well, I'm a little, I died.

You died. I died. See, this is Pew Huffner. Yeah, right.

That's cute. I used that in my promo. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. No, that's very cute.

There are real corpses in every issue because people want to explore death. Yeah. And we go to catacombs.

We go do forensics and things like this. Should we sew them up in the body bag again? I think you're, I think you need to be in the body. I need to be in the body bag.

How many people want to see Susan, Dr. Susan Block in the body bag? You know, this is not like a- My show?

Yeah. It's like a telethon. I'm sorry, I'll shut up. Okay, it's your show.

Okay, so, uh, so, Talisa, you, do you like to get in this body bag? Oh, I love the body bag. You do?

You get it? I don't know if we'd fit in there. But, uh- You'd fit in?

Yes, you would. But I, I, so- Are you fit perfectly? Do you like, do you get off on cadavers?

No, I was just kidding. I don't- Oh, you, you were kidding. No, I was just kidding.

No, but I do- Yeah. ...begin and the reality of- No, but I do, uh, photograph a lot of real bodies for corp C here.

I travel around the world and interview different, um, graveyards and the grape robbers- And I have an article in there with, uh, real corpses. You know, I'm, I, I kinda, you know, I went to Yale and-

Hey, doc, doc, sex and metal has to leave- Ah! Just wants to save some attention. Well, sex and metal.

I have to go. I'm sorry. Oh, well, Chellian, thank you for, uh, for, you know, joining us for a little while. And I mean, I wish we could play with sex and metal things.

But, um, you know, I could just see the girls and the corpses and these marvelous metal torture devices. She's playing with the corps, the joiner right now. I'd actually like to say something about the magazine.

I think it's probably one of the best publications out there. If you look at the artwork, it's absolutely fabulous. There's comedy written in there. It's, it's, it's just, it's a little bit more than just corpses.

So if anybody has a chance to check it out, I would highly recommend it. It's humor, it's funny, it's interesting. There's a lot of cool stuff in there. All right.

Thank you guys. And we will love you and leave you. Thank you, Joey. No worries.

We'll have fun over at Studio Servitu. Thank you very much. And I'll buy you the drink that we made the deal with. And thanks for, for stopping by.

We talked a hundred dollar bills. I don't know. Yeah, there you go. I'll talk about that drink.

Hey, you guys make some great stuff. Beautiful. Thank you very much. We'll see you again in Section Metal.

It's beautiful. Section Metal. Oh yeah. That's Section Metal, folks.

Dr. Suzy, we have Sean Grant from England. Yes. And he has a question. He's listening in England.

Hey, Sean. What did you want to talk about all the way from England? Your girlfriend, what? I, I can hardly hear Sean.

Can you turn him on? I'm trying. Yeah, hold on. Can you, can you hear me now?

Yeah, better. Yeah, right. We're going to take my, um, my girlfriend. Your girlfriend?

Oh. Your girlfriend won't let you have sex with her because she said your cock is too big. You know, I think, you know, you should just tell her

that at least you're not dead, you know. And, uh, let's just go from there. Put it halfway in. I, I mean, yeah, put it halfway in.

There you go. Okay. Right. Right.

Or get another girlfriend. Get a bigger vagina. Well, that would be on another girlfriend, I would imagine. See you, you get body parts.

You think about just the vagina. I'm thinking of a whole human being here. It's your graveyard near your home. Darling, darling.

That tiny little pee pee is giggling right now, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It is, it is. Yeah.

Okay. Well, you have a good time with your tiny little pee pee. You know, enjoy happy Easter. It will rise again.

What should you, what should you say to her? I told you, darling. Okay. Happy Easter.

It will rise again. And, uh, and just, uh, you know, I guess use your finger. You know, your tongue. Lube her up.

All right. Do they have penis reductions? You know. Get a penis reduction.

That was a British attempt at a huma, I think. He, yeah, you have to talk in the microphone. You forgot how professional you were from home. I'm so comfortable on your, your bed.

You are. Can I just spend the night here? You can die here, actually. As long as Sasha stays.

We're going to bury you here. If we don't get you in this body bag, we're all going to die. We are. You want to get me in the bag.

I think you need to be in the bag as a doctor, a professor of the psychology. Okay. I think the girls are going to wrap me in the bag though. I think they should get up and put me in the bag.

Yeah. Okay, girls. So let me move my, um, my corpses. You move your corpses. Listen to how that sounds.

Oh, they're very heavy. The only thing is I have a microphone on my back. Um, we will see how this goes. We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out. Okay. They can be standing. We can see they're beautiful.

I'm going to take my clothes off. Come on, honey. You can get in the body bag with me. Come on.

Come on. I'm getting hot already. It's getting hot in here. All right.

Where are we going to put this here? Sasha. You know, it's going to... Okay.

Mm-hmm. Is that fungus? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Looking over this. I'm going to put that on. Mamma mia. Mm-hmm.

We're going to lay back over. We're going to try to zip you with the hat on. Yeah, I guess so. How are you feeling right now?

Comfortable. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Well, that's a good start. Panic seems to be something you don't want. Not so far, but nobody's zipped anything yet. No, I'm going to zip.

So, are we going to zip your hat in? Yeah, yeah. All right, hold on, hold on. I've never zipped a hat into a body bag.

I need to get the plastic around you. Hold on. Yeah. Well, you know, I always wear my hat.

You know, there you go. Now we're talking. Okay. I'm getting in the body bag.

Okay, folks. This is Dr. Susan Block. This is a rehearsal. Life is a dress rehearsal.

We've never rehearsed ladies and gentlemen. It's something that I've often said. But this itself is a rehearsal for my death, I guess. See, these girls don't think about that.

Yeah, everybody will be eventually zipped into one of these. But I do. On the way on this, you'll be in here one day. Jesus.

All right. Now, you'll get very warm. And I call out to you. Now, do you want, do you feel anything?

Jesus, Allah. You know? Do you want it? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Okay. I'm, I don't know.

This isn't very... Girl, do you want to come around so we can see? I thought the girls were going to zip me up. I know, I know.

And you wound up zipping me up. I'm moving away. I thought the girls were. I know.

Sasha. Yeah, you can zip that. You know, that, that is just what would happen in my final moment. Just bend over and zip up the bag.

Is the wrong person would zip up my body bag. Oh, but now I see these beautiful girls. That's my final image as I go down into the depths. I am down under and I have angels putting me under.

And I feel it, one with the universe. Everything is one. Susan, we're going to count to 10. I am underground.

I think she's getting faint. All right, we're going to count to 10. Okay. Ready.

This is Dr. Susan's last 10 seconds alive. The scary part is I'm not panicking. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. And just like Jiffy Pop, we will open up.

You better open it up now, girls. I will rise again. How far we counted to 10. There you go.

It's Easter. And look, look who's rising. And Dr. Suzy has risen. Wow.

Now unzip the plastic. Yeah. Are you warm? Are you know, a little steamy?

Yeah. How do you feel? You feel weak? You feel reborn?

You know, the whole thing with the hat meant my elbow went into sort of rigor mortis. But other than that, I'm great. And look at these beautiful girls.

Look at you. That's your gift. Well, I guess I'm in heaven. I have arrived in heaven.

Look at this. Yeah. When you wake up in heaven, there's naked, beautiful. With the beautiful girls, Chasty Lin and Sasha Sweet,

standing before me. You could fly around a little. Do you girls want to? Very good.

Say anything over the body, girls. Do you want to make a little prayer or anything? Anyone have anything to say about Dr. Susan Boa? She is praying.

She's holding her hands up. Well, this one's into pain, so. Could I be next? All right, Sasha, let's get you in there together.

Okay, so maybe Chastity can zip us in. Chastity is going to zip. Okay, maybe I'll keep the hat out for this part. I was going to say, with the beautiful bedroom set

that you have, Susan. Here we go. So get close. Here we are, me and Sasha.

Another Jewish girl, right? Yeah. Two Jewish girls dying together. Well, when we open the bag, you're going to be Catholics.

I'm also Jewish. It's like a trend. It's like a dying. And we're going to be people are dying.

I'm also Jewish, I'm converted. We're not sure. They could leave us in here. There is that possibility.

Get tied together. Where's that distinct possibility? Two Jews in a bag. Which I would be fine.

Two Jews in a bag. Is there a joke like that? All right, right now Chastity Lin, world-famous adult star, is zipping up.

By the way, while I have the mic, is it chastitylin.com? Where can we go to your site? But you can Google Chastity Lin

and see all sorts of stuff. Oh, here, zip them up before they melt. No, I think I... This is just a way for me to take over her show.

I'm going to do Dr. Susan Block. Okay, here we go. Are you okay in there, ladies? I need some sort of confirmation.

Are you all right? You guys all right? You need help. I don't know, we're talking to each other.

I know, that's enough. That's enough. Let's count to ten and one. You can pose as we're talking.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I'm rising. I'm rising again. Lord, I'm rising.

What a morning. Do you feel... How do you feel? I would rather go back to death.

Yeah, all right. Can I please die again? Yeah, no, that was great. That was great.

Thank you. A little warm round of applause for Dr. Susan Block and Sasha Sweet. Oh, yes.

Is she to die for? I'm serious. Oh, yes. Very nice.

Every bit of fun as I can come up with. But I don't think it was painful enough for you. Did you like that? Yes.

Would you get a body bag yourself? I might, you know, well, I wouldn't buy one. If someone gave it to me as a gift. You were walking down the street

and there was just a body bag. I mean, if there was a body bag. And she's Jewish. She's not going to buy a body bag.

Yeah, not retail, anyway. You can sit over there. You're Jewish too, of course. Yeah, I know.

And it is Easter, you know. And Jesus was a Jew. Who other body Jew would come up with And he rose again.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, a lot of Jews coming up with some crazy sex. You can sit on a body bag.

You can have the girls. You know, with all this bedroom set that you have. Yes.

Right? And you have the prison soap. I have the prison soap. So you got the, and these beautiful

women with the corpses and the death that gives new meaning to the word bed, bath and beyond. You know what?

That's a good one. There we go. Bed, bath and beyond. There you go.

You know, that's what this is. Wow. And you know, I have to get my breath. I must admit.

It does kind of take your breath away in there a little bit. Very warm. You get very hot in there.

Do you get in there often? Yeah, like at night, you know, I watch the news and get in the bag for an hour, relax, sure.

We can't tell what's really true with this guy. You know, that's the thing. The magazine's real.

The magazine is real. He's a businessman. I'm flogging. Yeah, right.

Okay. The magazine is real. And we certainly have a lot of those. And it's great.

It's like a kind of a national lampoon with girls and corpses. Beautiful. Well done.

Absolutely. So, and, and. Talisa. Yes.

You are in one of these magazines. Actually, I can show you. I'm actually in four of them. You're in four?

Yes. With corpses? Yes. I am a corpse wrestler.

I need to walk across the camera. Let me, I feel like I should have a piece of something in my lap or, you know. Look at, look at, you've got your little

bears have a lot. My bears is in the, in the torso. I know. Now you got some head.

You know, there's something about it. It's, it's kind of, it's kinky, obviously. What it is is that it feels familiar

because it's a human part. And we know we're turned on by humans. Of course. I mean, most of us, I am turned on by humans.

But it's not quite human, so you can do these foul things to it. It's kind of like mannequin sex. You know, it's similar because.

I've thought about that a lot. Mannequin sex? No, just the similarity between mannequin sex and, and, sure.

Well, I mean, this is, yeah, it's got the horror also, but then there's the mannequins that are fun to play with dolls.

Girls always love to play with dolls. So just, these are a little ghoulish. You know, I, I think that the more people confront their death and,

and examine, that I think, wait a minute, there's a, there's a handkerchief. Oh yeah, here comes all these body parts. Is that, that you, the more you

confront it and look at the more comfortable you are with. Cover up her tits for one shot, right? There you go.

Look, it's like a guitar. Well, actually, Susan. Yes. We have a corpse of our own,

perhaps we could bring out. We actually do. Well, we have, and we have a picture of a girl dancing with a corpse.

Where is that? Can we bring? Well, we could perhaps bring the corpse out. The corpse is back there, but I don't think

we can bring it out onto the show. We could, perhaps. The one in the vulva, uh, chair? Yeah, but we would need some help.

We would need some help. Okay, we need a couple of strong people to bring a corpse out. She's a, she's a love doll.

A love doll. And she is a corpse. Is a corpse. We have a corpse of the love doll.

We, we sell it in our magazine. Yeah, okay. A corpse out. Should we bring our corpse out?

Uh, she's. More than marry her. Yeah. I'm asking because you're hosting

the show with me. Okay, I think we're going to try to bring the corpse out. I need some muscle.

We need some men to bring, to bring the corpse out. Okay. And so, uh, and where is that?

We have a Scott Seidman painting of a corpse dancing with a girl. Anything corpse related, I think we should bring.

We also have a coffin, but I think that's a little lard, a little hard to bring up here. But yeah, you know, here we go.

This is a Scott Seidman painting. This is some art for you. You might want to see about reproducing this piece.

Oh, and look at this. This is the love doll that we got from the Hollywood erotic museum. Yeah, don't let her near the

painting because she'll poke its eye out. That's a beautiful painting. Isn't this a beautiful painting by Scott, Scott Seidman?

That is very beautiful. I'm going to get my legs up here so I don't kick it by accident. Yeah.

Right, so. I like to use it in the magazine. Yeah. Well, I think he would.

I think you should talk on the microphone though. Where's the microphone? So I thought your leg was a corpse part, actually.

Watch the painting. That's kind of a nice corpse leg. Yeah, there you go. It's warm.

So Lisa asked me to show you. Put her there. Okay. Oh, this is to lease in the magazine

right here. There we go. Yeah. Okay.

And there's just so much input here. There's stuff. And where'd the painting go? The painting is right over here

to your right, to your left. Oh, the paintings to my left. Yeah, it's a beautiful painting. That's a great piece.

And Scott Seidman has done a lot of the paintings here, and he does quite a few that have beautiful girls dancing

with skeletons. This is a lot of them. And can you turn his mic up, or is it? Yeah, it's.

Am I on? Yeah, there you are. And you know, it also exists in when is the day of the dead?

The day of the dead. Is that like Halloween? Like November 2nd, usually it's around Halloween. And don't they have corpses

and skeletons dancing and that kind of thing? You know, we're having a Cinco de Mayo party, by the way.

I'm going to invite you to. Cinco de Mayo. Yeah. You know, that's cute.

You're going to be, you have to come. That'd be great. I have to. I don't go very many places.

We do, we do holidays. I mean, we did St. Patrick's Day. Send me a hearse, and maybe I'll make it. We have hearses at all.

We'll pick you up. You want us to pick you up? Pick me up in the hearse. She's just for kidding.

I could get a hearse to pick you up. Well, I might go. If you get a hearse to pick me up, that'd be fun, huh? And I get to ride with Sasha or Chastity.

We got girls in there, too. You like to ride in a hearse? Yeah, with you. It's like a limo only for dead people.

Yeah. Okay. So, so you're caressing that, that kind of dead woman. Yes.

Well, you know, you're bi, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And right below you there, Susan.

I'm not sexual, but bi. She's from the Erotic Art Museum. Right. We were starting to explain. Yeah.

She's from the Erotic Art Museum that went out of business, but they gave us several of their items, and she is a love doll, and she shows you how the love doll is made. Right.

You see? Oh, it's fabulous. Oh, that's you. It's beautiful, right?

She kind of looks like she was in Japan, you know. Actually, one time she was hooked up to a computer, and now she's dead. Looks like somebody bombed her. Yeah.

Yes. Yes, she's beautiful. What did you say, darling? She's, no, no, no.

Oh, this darling or that darling? Oh, well, you're my darling. That's my darling. But I was talking to Sweet here, Sweetie.

Sweetie, beautiful. Sasha Sweet, she's so beautiful. Where are you from? I grew up in Manhattan Beach, California.

Nice feet. Oh, Manhattan Beach, California. By the water. Yeah.

So, cowgirl. Yeah, and I mean, what is your objective in life? Before you die, what do you have to do before you die? I'd like to eventually produce beautiful pornography.

What an honorable objective. It's a lovely, lovely thought. What is beautiful pornography? She's a religious.

That's good. I like that. Beautiful pornography. To me, it's artistic and taboo and sexual.

All rolled into one. I want to do something very different with it in my future. Wow. Okay.

You're not sure exactly what kind of difference, but something. Make your mark. It comes from my mind, so it's different.

Right, right. And you were, you raised Jewish? Yes. Are you still Jewish?

Yes. Really? Baruch Hashem. Okay.

Wow. And it's a Jewish pursuit pornography, a good, healthy Jewish pursuit. Nice Jewish people.

Jeremy and Al Goldstein and Corpsey here. Yeah, it's a career, it's a natural career for Jews. For Jews, right. It was made, made for Jews.

There's a college, actually, that's of pornography. It's a Jewish college. It's a four-year, and you go and you pray, and then you make a little porn.

But there are also Catholics in, in porn as well. There are. The blonde girls. The blonde girls.

Are you a Catholic or Buddhist, or? I'm just Catholic. Um, actually a little bit of both. Catholic and Buddhist.

Catholic and Jewish. Catholic and Jewish. Wow. Right.

Wow. Wow. Well, so you celebrate everything? Or nothing?

Or nothing. Okay, well, you know, I, I, it's almost Easter. Jesus is about to rise again. You made this into a religious, I don't,

you actually managed to tie religion into girls and corpses magazine in sex and metal. It's a natural to me. Depth has everything to do with religion,

and you know, your last rites. But also, you, where do you go after you died? You go to heaven, or what? Synagogue, I guess.

Right. Well, what's it gonna say? Sex and metals tied in because religion basically invented torture.

Well, yes, of course. That's why I'm wearing the Christian medieval symbols here. Yeah. To create some tortures.

But the devices that were the rack and all these things that are now used for, for bondage and whatnot. Those are from, from, from religious torture.

Well, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, there's other reasons to torture, of course. But religion is a, is a really major one.

It's a good reason. To make you confess, because they don't want to just kill you. They want you to confess. They want to, they want to get your soul.

Yeah. They don't want, you know, they just want to kill you. That's kind of, you know, practical. Nowadays, it's more for oil and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. Except they do torture too. They, they do the torture too.

You know, the whole Abu Ghraib thing. It just likes to be social, likes to be tortured. I like to be tortured as well, though. You like to take it and give it.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Listen to that. It's very passionate.

Doesn't scare you, or do you like to be scared? You like fear. Fear can be an aphrodisiac. It's very appealing.

Yeah. Yeah. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? I have a boyfriend.

You do. Is he here? No, he's Jewish too, though. He's Jewish.

And, and what does he think of you and your career? I mean, he must love you, obviously. Yeah. No, he's very supportive about that.

He's supportive? Okay. He sees that it's not some place that it's made up. It's genuine.

It's what I want to do. And, and I do it for a good reason. Is he also in pornography? No.

Wow. Okay. He's a rabbi. He's a rabbi?

A rabbi. My first boyfriend became a rabbi. He did. He became an orthodox rabbi.

Ah. Something sexy about rabbi is to me. I don't know. That's my first fuck.

Yeah. The beer. Yeah. I don't know.

The whaling walk. I think it's, it's the juxtaposition of, of what you are and what you're not supposed to be. Yeah. Isn't that what all sex I'm using about the forbidden and, and the forbidden.

You know, girls and corpses. These are, these are forbidden things. We became sort of a fetish thing when really the magazine was about a comedy and horror and combining things.

And now I'm the deep end of the pool. I go to these fetish events and, and people are, I, they're freaked out by me at fetish events. Yeah.

Imagine girls and corpses. Such a beautiful thought. Well, I mean, it's a funny thing because it's only a mental freakout. You don't really do anything to hurt people.

Those two words together are so powerful, girls and corpses. It freaks people out just the title. They go to the dark place and figure it's just going to be, and there's no nudity.

Did I need to mention that? There's no nudity in the magazine. We were in an adult show in Vegas. We had no nudity in the magazine.

We were one of the most outrageous booths by the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce. So no nudity. So, I mean, you obviously like nakedness. I mean, you were, you were encouraging the toplessness along with me.

Was I the one? Yeah, well, not just the one, but you joined in the A-Mats and A-Wimps. I think women are beautiful and corpses can be attractive. But I mean, you, you, so this gets you into more markets?

Well, no, that's part of it. But if you can't find enough nudity in the world on the internet, the problem with a lot of nudies is it's not creative. Most of the time, when you turn on the purient signal in your brain

and you start looking at someone in a sexual way, you lose, that's why porn movies are so hard to- But I, you know, I'll tell you, one of the first- Let's talk business later.

Sure. Okay. Well, I just want to say- Naked girls and corpses.

Why not? How about naked girls and corpses? Hey, I'm going to get the URL if you don't- Naked girls and corpses.

Naked girls and corpses. But it would be a one-note thing to me. To me, this is more creative. We're not just talking about you.

It's not about me anymore. It's all these readers or whatever, people. I could do corpses in Dr. Susan Block. I'm going to go get that URL.

I think that would be great. Okay, you get that one. I'll get the naked girls and corpses. You get- what are you getting?

I don't know what I'm getting. I'm getting excited, I think. Just sitting here- Yeah, in a body bag with beautiful girls and all these body parts.

Wow. Yeah. You know, it's just, it's a phenomenon. Have you been into these body parts since you were like-

I was born, yeah. I used to play with body parts when I was a child. My parents would bring them. You know, like you bring home some meat for the dog,

the bone from the butcher? Yeah, but some kids make these drawings. You didn't do all that. Come on.

You mean like, no. I mean- You might have made, did you draw stuff? Yeah.

I didn't, I couldn't draw. No. I know. You didn't kill animals in your backyard, did you?

No. People. I had some, I killed people. And that was a problem. They sent me away first.

I'm the mother confessor. You can tell me. You've got me away to a special place. Confess to me.

I've always been, you know, I think- You confess to me. What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh, God.

Oh, God. You're asking me that. I've done a lot of very naughty things. So many that I don't know what would actually classify as the naughtiest.

I like giving girls milk on a muslin, drinking milk out of their assholes. Giving girls milk out of their assholes. Well, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?

Give them an enema. You put milk in an enema. Okay, guys. And then put it in their ass.

Okay. Let them absorb it and then they squirt it out in your mouth. Oh, yeah, right. Okay, contact.

Does she do this with the corpses? Or no, this is with real girls. This is real girls, real girls. For real girls.

Wow, okay. Milk out of the ass. Does that make a chocolate milk? Oh, sorry.

I couldn't help that one. Come on, guys. Come on. Okay.

That you, you, you really got me there with that one. No, I asked, I asked for that. I did ask. All right.

I'm going to Chastity now. Have you done yogurt? Yogurt. Yogurt up the ass.

And you get acidophilus that way. Oh my God. I did yogurt like two days ago. Yogurt up a girl's ass and then you eat it.

On my own ass. Up your own ass. And honey. Well, you know, yogurt is good.

It's good for you a little. It doesn't, no, that's for the pussy. The yogurt for when you have a yeast. In fact, never mind.

Okay. This is interesting. This is where porn is going, honey. Wait.

Yogurt up your ass. And what was this for? What was this? Oh, and honey.

And I think there's yogurt and honey. That's Greek acid. That's Greek. That's very good.

That's not Greek yogurt. That's not kosher. Is it? Wow.

Yogurt, I'm lactose intolerant. So we used rice milk instead of yogurt. Lactose intolerant. So they used rice milk.

You know, there is so much compassion in the industry for people in their, you know, intolerances. And yet they end up doing something that is just so kinky.

It's amazing. Dr. Suzy, was there any granola involved? Just Cheerios. I don't know.

Is that lactose intolerant? Cheerios, okay. Cheerio, folks. As long as it's not corn nuts or something.

Oh, you know, well, all right. All right. I see your guys here in our audience. Do you want to give a shout out,

or should we ignore him? Pretend he's dead. Scott Lyons. Hello.

He's not dead yet. There he is. Scott Lyons not dead yet. Okay.

Yeah. Come on. Get up here on a microphone anyway. Say hi on the microphone.

So what is all this death stuff to do for you, Scott? Take mic one over here. Where is, which one is this one?

Right there, right there. Girls and corpses. What does this do for you? I just think it's cool, man.

Cool, man. Like, these guys, they had it kicking in Vegas. I was digging it. Yeah.

I think I spent more time over around by their booth than anywhere else, really. You know, something about the corpses, maybe, that neutralizes the sex?

Neutralizes? Neutralizes? Well, well. You mean that yogurt, neutralizing?

What are you, I'm... Maybe it is the yogurt. Well, I'm just wondering if the girls get even really relaxed

because these guys are dead, so who cares? Yeah, you can do anything with a corpse and, you know, corpse face setting

is very big, by the way. Corpse face... There you go. Something like that.

Do you like corpse face setting? I have not ventured into that realm yet. Would you like to try it? I mean, here's...

You could sit on that one's face. Yeah, let's see, you know. You haven't tried it. This one, too.

This one's right almost under you. He's right, put her down. Her, that's a her. Put her on the back.

Yeah, put her back down. We're going to do some corpse face setting. Okay. You know, I look at this morning

I was at the synagogue. I never thought... Okay, just pull the corpse down a little. Okay.

Push him down. Okay, this one here? Yeah, we have to... You have an amazing figure.

Look at you. Oh, you're going to break his neck. It's really hourglass and natural. And of course, Chastity has a beautiful body.

Don't worry, you're going to break his neck. Okay, she's going to corpse face setting. These live bodies with these corpses is just... Go the other way, actually.

So you're facing... Yeah, the other way, so... I'm directing the corpse setting. Yeah.

Arrecting. Okay, here we go. And erecting. Shanae Israel.

Here she goes. Yeah. Here we go. This was a...

She's sitting up with a rabbi, by the way. That corpse was... Right, let's hear you. His nose is rubbing against my clitoris.

His nose. Nice. He knows what to do. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's one thing.

Is with a guy, with a corpse, you can just angle it just the way you want it. Right. Right.

His nose knows. He doesn't move around. He doesn't bite you. He doesn't make a plane.

Right? Get on a microphone. If you're going to yell things from the peanut gallery. Like a city man.

Okay, so this is a first. You're sitting... Your face sitting on a corpse. And it got him angled, right?

Yeah, look at him. Looking right up at you. See, he doesn't even have to close his eyes. Yeah.

Nice. All right. Hey. You're like one of those guys at a party that sort of...

I am that guy at the party. It was only the alarm. And now the magazine. It's scary.

Uh-huh. Would you like to do something with a corpse? I mean, she's face sitting. Is there something...

You're okay? You know, there's a penis on this corpse, by the way. Which one? This one right here.

Look. There's a penis. Oh, that's a dilapidated penis. What would you expect?

Okay. What is Chastity supposed to do with that? Is it on it? On itself, I guess.

What is she supposed to do? She's supposed to sit and... She is just holding it. Listen, it is a holy day.

So let's get this over with. A penis like that just gets held. She can do what you call it when you just rub... Until it rises again.

And if it does rise again, perhaps she will. Yeah, a corpse as penis rises in it. So it gets shadow. Yeah.

And it gets a different holiday. Here, come sit over. Do you want to sit on the corpse? She doesn't know what she wants to do.

Grab it. I think he likes getting a hedgehog from you. She's not giving the corpse a hand job. You know, when I joined...

But if you sit on it, we could see you. How about if you just... You could sit on the T-shirt part, if you don't want to sit on the dilapidated penis.

I just realized, Dr. Block, I look like a red light. Look, I'm wearing like one of the red ones. You do. You do.

You do. And your eyeglass matches my hat. No, that's very Catholic, but it is Easter. So it's okay.

We can combine the religions. I thought that was your leg at first. You're on. Okay.

And now we have Chastity riding the corpse. You're on. And we have Sasha Sweet on the front of the corpse. Yeah, this is good.

This is very nice. This is happening right now. This is lovely. This is not Easter sunrise.

You know, I mean, one thing, the corpses bring out the girls. Oh, look at that. I'm always interested in things that bring out girls.

I like those ribs. Are you talking about the dead ribs or the live ribs? No, no, those ribs. Oh, the girl, the live girl ribs.

Okay. Because there's a lot of dead ribs around here. No, that was, you know, those, I like those ribs. Yeah.

No, these are very. There's a lot of guys that have not gotten this kind of action that this corpse is getting. No, exactly.

And that, I'm sure that guys feel, I don't know, we're ambivalent about that. I mean, let me ask you, oh man, how do you feel about seeing these girls

who you must be attracted to, because everyone is, and a corpse is getting it from them? How does who feel about this? I'm asking Omen here, for his opinion.

Oh, Omen. I think it's the fact that one of them is Jewish. I think that's awesome. That's awesome, right.

I think that's a plus. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because Shalom.

Exactly. Yeah. Whoa. Baruch Hashem.

Strangest religious show ever, Brunt asked me. You should see Purim here. Purim is amazing. You've got to be here for Purim.

Were the corpses for Purim? There were no, well, you know, we didn't actually kill anyone because we take our Vashti, we put her on the cross,

and we torture her. We did kill a lamb. We did torture Vashti, and then at the end, right after the show, Vashti tortured her torturer,

and she got Vashti's revenge. And of course, we hung Haman at the end, too. But we could, you could come here for Purim, and we could use some of the cadavers, you know.

Hanging Haman, is that some sort of Jewish hanging? Hanging Haman. Yeah. That is...

We hang him on the cross, right there. That cross. We can play with that at the end of the show. We're almost done with the show,

so we can put you up there, if you like. Or maybe one of the corpses. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Or maybe one of the girls. Jesus was the first zombie, and so... Yeah. You want to turn that around that head, and you can...

He's eating your pussy. He likes panties. Panty Boy should be having a field day with these fabulous panties.

Panty Boy is a fan on his... Actually, he's porn star fan on Twitter. Yeah, Sasha's on Twitter. We won't say whether Chastity's on Twitter.

Oh, you are on Twitter? Yeah. But what happened to your account? I was suspended.

But I just got unsuspended. You got unsuspended. Yay! Chastity's back.

All right. Chastity Lynn XXX. Yes. Awesome.

Yay. I'm so glad you're back from the dead. Tonight is about rising again, rebirth. And, you know, if your Twitter account is suspended,

there's a little part of you that's dead. Okay. Anyway, I know I'm silly about Twitter because I hate Facebook so much.

I love Twitter. Yes. And Sasha's doing very well on Twitter. Everyone should follow her.

She has porn star fan now after her. And porn star fan will be so happy about your panties because he... I named him Panty Boy because he's panty obsessed.

And we collect panties for Panty Boy. How about Corpse panties? Corpse panties. I don't know how he would feel about that.

Okay, yeah. When people die, they have their underclothes. Yeah. Those are, you know, people die.

Those people like that clothing. Yeah. They like the clothing of the dead people. The people that die in the clothing.

Do you sell this on eBay? Yeah, I have an eBay account. Not like a panty dead panting site. Dead?

Okay. I think we're going to wind up the show. Or we started a little late. No, we're going to wind up.

Wind up in a few moments. And we're going to find out where everybody's living. Among the living. We certainly do.

How do we find you? And we want to give you some little things. Okay. We have some little...

Vibrators and things. Hang on. Well, give me this little bag here. Let's see what's in there.

Well, I have new panties if you want to... I'd love one. Some new panties. Oh, would you like some panties?

I have a t-shirt for you. Would you like a t-shirt? Wow. Is it a Dr. Susan Blossom?

No, it isn't. Oh, I have these panties. These are prettier. Those are prettier.

Oh, that's pretty good though. And here, this is for you to measure your dick. Okay. If I was legally, that would be too short.

And this is for you. And these are Chinese aphrodisiacs. And condoms from Condomania and Pocket Rocket. Ooh, that's a nice one.

And... We've got to get some pussy magnets for your basket in the future. You've got to get pussy magnets. No, to put them in here for people.

Yes, yes, yes. I like to give away pussy magnets. Is this banana flavored? What is this?

What is that one? This one's banana flavored. Would you like a banana flavored? I'm partial to banana.

Here, this one I think might be working. All right, I'll open mine. And... We should get you a body bag.

And so now, let us please a body bag. Well... Is there a battery in that pocket rocket, Susie? Battery, let's see.

Is this one got a battery? Here, here, here. We need batteries, batteries. Batteries, batteries.

Batteries, battery department. That's a hell of a basket. Pocket Rocket Battery Department. Yes.

What is that? You open this up like this. And this is a Chinese aphrodisiac. We need for Sasha, she needs batteries for her pocket rocket.

It tastes a little weird, but, you know, no weirder than yogurt out of some girl's ass. Well, it's dog dick. No, it's not that bad.

And you eat the plastic, but not this part of the plastic. What does it do to you? And it makes you horny. Well, it makes you feel good.

It's actually healthy for you. It's like Chinese Viagra. It's not that intense, you know. But it works.

But it kind of works. We're still on or are you like we? No, we're on. We're winding up.

We're we're running a little late because, yes, we are. We're actually up to that part. I want to do that.

So what's your site plug girls and corpses.com. How's that for simple? Yeah, you've got to go there and G I R L S A N D C O R P S E S. You can go there.

You can get the magazine, pussy magnets, prison soap. We're going to sell Dr. Susan Blox use panties. There you go. After she dies.

Yeah. Dradle, Dradle, Dradle made it out of. Oh, yeah, you got the, uh, the guilt. Made it out of clay.

Right. I should, let's hear this. Here, sing the Hanukkah song. Okay.

Dradle, Dradle, Dradle, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, a Dradle I will play. Can you do the four questions? Manish tana halayla hazeh, me call halaylo.

No, I was just Passover. That's beautiful, though. She's the horny child. She's the, she's the horny child.

Oh, the horny child. Oh, yes. Right, right, right. There's the, uh, the wise son, the contrary son.

The son who doesn't know how to ask a question. The necrophiliac son and the horny daughter. Okay. Horny daughter.

What do you want to promote? Well, I would like everyone to follow me on Twitter. Yeah. I love to tweet and I post some naughty, nasty little pictures on there a lot for people to see.

So it's the Sasha Sweet XO, and that's my Twitter. And so how does your Jewish mom and dad feel about what you do? My parents are actually supportive because I've talked about being important since I was about 13 years old. Wow.

So it was never something out of the blue. It was always something I wanted to end. I have a good head on my shoulders. So they do.

You sure do. Yeah. They see it as a business, you know, I guess. And I'm happy and I'm happy and I enjoy what I do.

All right. Well, good for them and good for you. Thank you. And Ms. Chastity Lynn. She's got very cute feet too, by the way.

Nice feet, yes. Nice, nice, very nice. I'm working on getting my website up. It'll be up in the next couple of months at chastitylun.com.

Until then, follow me on Twitter at chastitylun triplex. Awesome. You want to try on your new panties? Yeah.

Yeah, try on your new panties. And now let's hear from, let's see. Talisa, does she want to get on the microphone? Where is Talisa?

I don't know, she got. Talisa, if you want to come back, you can. And Omen, where can we find you? Oh, look at this.

Look at this beautiful Jewish, there's a kosher bush. That's the burning bush. That is the burning bush right there. Oh, face the camera.

Beautiful. That is quite a burning bush. Look at these lovely panties. I wanted to, uh,

Hello. Oh, yeah. What do you think? Uh-huh.

Oh, yes. Very nice, very nice. You chastitylun to get a pair to try on? She did.

I don't know if she likes them though. These are okay. They're kind of nice. They're, let me see if I have another pair.

I can see it kind of. They don't fit? They look like they might not. You want to wear sashes?

This is Dr. Susan Block. Wait, wait, wait. I'm just, here's another pair of panties. How about these?

Those are cute. Those are cute. You sure you're going to try them on the front there? You just get them to get comfortable.

There we go. Chastitylun. Okay. Da-da-da.

Dee-dee-dee. We are, you should have gotten Easter Bunny panties. And are you completely shaved, Chastity? Yes, she is.

Just for the holidays. Completely shaved. Wow. Just for Easter.

Shaved and pretty girl among the cadavers. How nice. All right, so. Wow, look at that.

And we do want to say that we love Jack the Zipper. Oh, Chastitylun. How cute does she look? Yes, so cute.

That's hot. That's hot. With her new pretty panties. Yes.

And I think we're going to wind ourselves up here, at least for the formal part of the show. The post show is still to begin. But we want you to be good.

We want you to be happy. We want you to, you know, try to make friends with death. But don't kill anybody. Even if it's just about pushing a button, you know.

Coming close to death like this would be difficult for anyone. Pushing a button is much easier. And we ask you to make love, not war. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Drop pocket rockets, not patriot missiles. Hold up those pocket rockets, girls. Yeah, that's what we're all about. And you know, I mean, corpses are fun and all,

but let's not make them any more than necessary. Nature takes care of that. So make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight,

even if that's someone is a corpse. I love you.