BEDSIDE CHAT 3: 28th Wedding Anniversary +Passover & Easter in Quarantine!

Full transcript of BEDSIDE CHAT 3: 28th Wedding Anniversary +Passover & Easter in Quarantine! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Lovers and sinners artists and exhibitionist voyeurs and connoisseurs brides and grooms and gender fluid flower people Easter bunnies and Passover, honey

Are you children of sex and we are all children of sex? Even though well most of us can't touch each other right now, but we are all Children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Little muffled through our masks, but can I get an a women?

Captain Max and women he loves his women, but it is our 28th Wedding anniversary remember 28 28 20 years folks Actually, it's a few minutes before the actual anniversary if you're tuned in live, but we're gonna kind of overlap with the actual

anniversary which is April 12th 1992 was when we got married, you know and it's also Easter Eve Yes, indeed. That's why we've got little

That's all for all you Christians a little bunny and this bunny is a real pooper Look he pooped a jelly bean. Yeah It's Pooping bunny time. Whoa. I don't know if he has more poop green poop. I think he's sick a lot of people are

well, and it's also the fourth night of Passover if you're tuned in live and It's our third bedside chat of the Coronapocalypse and

Our thousandth day in quarantine Well, not really our thousandth day not even close, but it kind of feels like it, right? Can't go out except for essentials Can't touch anybody that we're not like sheltering with or

You know you you can't come within six feet or at least we shouldn't I mean a lot of people are Disobeying that edict, but you shouldn't Touch anybody. Yeah. Well, we're sheltering together. Yeah The fingers

Oh, not fingers. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh goodness. Yeah so really seriously brothers and sisters never has Sheltering with someone you love and trust and hopefully lust for

Been more critical more a question of life and death You know, which is also the subject of Easter and Passover life and death But it's also the subject of our 28th wedding anniversary and we are very lucky Captain Max and we're lucky. Oh

They just showed a picture of us dancing. Oh, look at that watching And there we are there's Max lifting me up Oh, yes, there we are looking cool in shades and some dead old wedding to

So, yeah, you know 28 years ago, that's when I was in the mafia. Yeah I'm all the time there. I'm with all the flower girls there. I am with my brother He's trying to steal the show with my garter on his head and we tied the knot

Entering into what I would say is the kinkiest kind of human bondage Marriage This is it It's bondage. I got the bondage ring right here tied around my finger the wedding ring the engagement ring all of it

Long-term marriage, you know, isn't for everybody. I'm not saying it is. I don't know I did not say it's for everybody, but it is for us. I think what do you think? Yeah? I think I've had a wonderful time. You'll stick around a while. It's not over. I'm gonna stick We're gonna continue having as long as everything holds out, right?

See wild and kinky and pan sensual as we are we're also very much married people, you know, and We're sharing and being witnesses to each other's lives creating and constantly really

recreating The romance that I think I don't know about what you think seems to deepen as we age Romance is every moment Every moment every second of my day

Fall in love with you. I do. He wants a good anniversary. That's why I'm here Yeah, I want a good thing a thing. So, you know, maybe especially during tough times like this I mean we get closer and closer and Yeah, we're very grateful

You know, I know that's kind of a cliche, but we really are we're grateful for each other and for you for friends For lovers for enemies, you know, we're grateful to you enemies collaborators and everybody for

contributing to our great good fortune and Our cause thank you who you contribute to our cause of bonobo conservation and love, you know and Yeah, so the theme in case you haven't figured it out. Thank you Of the 28th wedding anniversary, which I discovered on the internet is orchids

Here's my little bonobo here kids who's wearing a mask or we're not wearing masks, you know Everybody's supposed to wear a mask now. So we are and and this little Kind of orchid colored bonobo is wearing a a mask of orchids and orchids are the symbol of 28th wedding anniversary

That's it and It's a quote the most highly coveted of ornamental plants the delicate exotic and graceful orchid represents love and

luxury Well, we don't have David Geffen's yacht, but we have a lot of orchids and Purple orchid symbolize admiration and royalty Prince Max, right? Here's my royal love to this ring and

Actually an ancient Greece orchids are associated with virility or were and I Wondered how the delicate feminine flower the orchid could possibly Be a symbol of virility. What is what is that about? Well? I looked it up

You can find everything you want on the internet and the root of the word orchid What do you know it derives from the Greek word orcas meaning Testicles Yes, yes, that's correct

Prastice gave orchids their name because he thought the bulbs looked like balls Where's can I have an orchid plant? Show here. Thank you sunshine my little stigmata bunny There she is. Okay, so let's have a look. Do these look like balls? I don't know

You know, I kind of look in and look in I mean and then I I had some edibles and then they started to look like balls So maybe these are Yeah, testicles. Yeah one two. Yeah, exactly two balls and a little tiny penis And of course the Greeks were kind of not size queens they were they were into little penises and big balls

So the orchid represents that and maybe now we should move it Here we go so Maybe if you have blue orchids you would have blue balls

Now speaking of Blue the theme of Judaism It is Passover so we have a sater plate as you can see

It's got the green herbs as well as the stoner herbs right in there We have we've got a joint and some edibles as well as the parsley Then the bitter herbs are right here even though it looks like a parfait Just have a big spoonful of that later and then this is the churros set the

Supposed to symbolize the bricks that the slaves made the pyramids out of and speaking of balls We also have some matzah balls for juggling and Later Harry's taking pictures now, but we're gonna go for it when we've had a little man of Shevitz

huh and What else do we have? Oh the egg the egg which is actually an Easter egg That's burned right in front of the churros set and it's burned because that is The way you're supposed to do a sater plate and of course the bone

We have a few bones here because we had some lamb chops the other night and so you're supposed to have a bone and and Speaking of Easter it is Easter Eve almost Easter and so

We have is that when the guy comes out of the grave? No Yes, but first I want to go into the Easter bunny. Yeah. Yeah, sure go ahead. Okay, and Sunshine is an Easter bunny a stigmata bunny here. Yeah, and

and we have another bunny Kind of that was given to us by Danielle Watts and Chef be live and this is a very special bunny He's an Easter bunny and he also has a tolus on for Passover

And he is on the motor bunny So, you know, he's having a great ride there and wearing orchids, of course Yes, so we have all kinds of bunnies and Passover honeys and Yeah, you know unlike

Christmas and Hanukkah which have nothing to do with each other except capitalism actually Passover and Easter have a lot to do with each other and

The Last Supper of Jesus here. We have a Last Supper pillow. Also. I have a Last Supper plate So I don't have to move the pillow. We have I love the Last Supper. Of course, this is Da Vinci Not just the Da Vinci code, but actual who paid for the bill for the Last Supper who paid for that? I

Think it was those Pharisees, which is why they were pissed off and lynched You know This is the Last Supper of Jesus and the Apostles on the Thursday before

Good Friday, which was a Passover Seder. That's what they're doing Haven't Passover Seder and Jesus shares of his body and his blood and The blood was Manashevot's wine, of course and the body Matzah probably, right? Ah Matzah

Right, which later became the communion wafer and So, you know, it's very related and maybe he shared of his body and his blood meaning You could say his semen More literally

Seamen yeah, well blood and semen are related and both have our DNA and they were in the Navy And I believe along with Dan Brown of the Da Vinci code that he probably shared this with his wife Who was probably if they existed Mary Magdalene Magdalena and

And maybe with the other Apostles too because he seems bisexual The long hair and stuff. Here's another good thing of Jesus a picture him

kind of being worshiped and adored and What's the matter? Well, I mean you can get these from us 2995 oh, yeah, they're on during the Corona virus virus at all everything is more expensive protect you and you talk to the guy and you go. Oh

Please save me help me help me save me and 2995 we ship it to you and you are saved you are saved motherfucker. Yeah So here is, you know Nowhere in the Gospels does it say that Jesus is celibate really and

He was a rabbi as the Gospels say he was and so he wouldn't be celibate. He'd be married and a lot of people think that That's his wife Mary Magdalene there She's wife. She kind of leaves. She's pretty hot. Yeah, not bad and

So, you know the last supper was a Seder and We have all the the foods But you know, you're supposed to share food on

Passover or maybe on Easter too and we can't really do that. That's a little too risky to night You know, one of the things you say on Passover is why is this night different from all other nights? Why is this year different from all other years? Well, I guess it's because it's

coronavirus season The corona apocalypse But there is one tradition that is associated with both Easter and Passover that is very relevant to Coronavirus season and that is hand washing

That's right on Passover Everybody washes their hands Right at the Seder table. Actually, it's not so kind of

Sanitary because you're all kind of washing your hands out of the same bowl with the same towel and So it's not so sanitary for the corona apocalypse But in fact this might be why the Jewish people didn't suffer the black death or other plagues quite as much as

Christians during the Middle Ages because I mean Christians were not no offense washing more than me Maybe a couple times a year I'm just saying that's why They accused Jews often of creating the plague of being in league with the devil because they weren't getting the plague so much

They weren't like using the same well water as the Christian because they weren't allowed and that well water was tainted You know with So you be clean so you know we can't do the kind of hand washing that you usually do so we'll just kind of

Oh yuck This is what Use a little Yucky

Okay, but you have to do this. Okay. Okay. You have to Wipe your hands use sanitizer Whatever it takes or I can send you two gallons of olive oil For twenty nine ninety five. Yeah, and you can do the same thing

Max is in business. What happened to my little trash can that I had oh the trash can it's right there Okay, oh there it is Marilyn is here to take my trash and Of course in terms of hand washing and Easter

Well, we all know the story well, maybe some of us don't of Pontius Pilate the Roman governor of Judea and Israel and he Washed his hands of Responsibility

Sounds a little like somebody else Who washes their hands of responsibility, but doesn't necessarily wash his hands, but just says I'm not responsible I'm not responsible. Well, he's right. He's not responsible at all for anything Irresponsible is irresponsible, but he should be responsible

Because you know, he's our leader, but not a very good one And so gotta get rid of him. But in meantime, yeah, he's a lot like Pontius Pilate who? Well said I washed my hands of all responsibility actually washed his hands in front of the crowd and then They basically crucified Jesus and of course

Blame the Jews. Yeah, that's right so After the crucifixion though comes the resurrection which I like to call the res erection

And here is our Jesus jackhammer dildo by divine interventions a beautiful Kind of it's a very nice 2995 no, no, this is more expensive This is gonna be like

12995 yes, it's used especially this has been in the Places of porn stars The most famous of the porn stars porn stars. That means it's a big deal. Yeah deal 12995 but now Jesus, okay, I don't know if Facebook can see this. So I'll just turn

Jesus Jesus is rising and Well, I'll just take my mask down for just a moment. So I can

And now I can say Jesus is in me now Jesus is in me now. Can I get an amen amen? Women All right back into your vulva puppet, okay

Oh Okay This shows exactly what you're talking about you get that joke Okay, so there is Jesus rising and he's bleeding all over the place

I don't see Jesus Busters are trying to get him because he's the holy holy ghost, right? That's in the Gospels We actually have paintings in the back

From the producer of the Ghostbusters, right? We do do they show the Ghostbusters trying to get the Holy Ghost $20,000 each $20,000 and that would be the case even if it wasn't the corona apocalypse Those things are valuable. Yeah

Okay, so One thing I just want to say Before we get our illustrious guests on to Perform for us perhaps you see these guests something interesting long before the rebirth of

The holy son returning to his heavenly father there was the Resurrection of the holy daughter

Returning to her holy mother and that holy daughter was Persephone Greek Goddess actually that's her Roman name her Greek name is Prasapina and her mother of course is Demeter or series to the Romans and Every spring she'd come home to her mom and this preceded the rebirth of Jesus. So did the

Myth of Dionysus who's very Jesus like and and so you know, we just like to know our history but Back to Coronavirus by the way check out my missive

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Happy anniversary to us All right, so Yeah So

Also before we get our guests. I just want to say Those of you who think that this is a hoax Okay, I mean I get it I get it you want to get out You know, you feel like you've got sort of a police state going on

I do too it I hate covering my face and you know It's although I do like masks kind of fun, but you know, it's it's disturbing But it is not a hoax So our friend and fellow Yalee. Let's show a picture of him

doctor will tokes who's a wonderful doctor and We kind of perverted him a little bit when he was part of What we call the Yale annex yeah, and and so

He's great. He was great, but I guess we can't find his picture Now Can we see that on the The Facebook Facebook sure that he's on Facebook. Okay. I don't know if we want to put his name in giant letters

No, just just the Just the picture oh Boy if this is how we're doing. I'm not sure how our guests are gonna be but anyway No, no more what happened to him

Okay, so No, you should just have him available not in slideshow Anyway, okay. Anyway, he's young so hopefully he'll heal soon, but it's a bitch By the way, he's not married. Okay, he's handsome

Handsome young guy, you know, I'm not sure why he's got blood in this Bandage wrapped around his head. Maybe it looks like a war hero Like he is a war hero. I think that's just a mark. Oh, I think there's a marking for the head band Okay, so kind of anyway get well soon. Will we need you?

We need doctors like you who are out there on the front lines Helping us saving us in a war that I can really support I've never ever wanted to support our troops, you know who are bombing and shooting Not for us really but for the military industrial complex and the oil industry

But I really do want to thank our nurses and our doctors like will and I just feel so bad that so many of you Guys are getting sick But we still fantasize about you know nurses and doctors and we have a current video going now on

our YouTube channel sex calls called nurse fantasies For those of you who just can't help it. It's okay. Hey if it keeps you staying the fuck home It's okay to just you know Isolate hibernate masturbate, you know if you have nurse fantasies or whatever

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Okay brothers and sisters are you ready now What happened, okay? We're turned around hit the button

hit the button okay, and Oh, I think I'll take this off I will start with my fabulous guests. I we're doing zoom tonight. We can have guests in our

studio, but we're excited to See who's there to wish us a happy anniversary and show off how they Quarantine in style So oh I see a few people if Harry got out of the way. There's goddess phoenix

Oh, hello goddess Absolutely Here Exotic desires

Exotic desires and Winner multiple winner of the Susie award for most dazzling Dom and Definitely a very important person in Domcon and she's looking divine. I must say

Yes Can you hear me? Yes. Yeah, we're here you now. Welcome anniversary to you, too. Oh, thank you. That means a lot You're a wonderful friend and a delicious Therapist and who gave me one of my favorite gifts of all time

My Oh Okay, let me introduce the other people and I will come back to you got goddess phoenix. I believe next is that Madame Marguerite? Hi, oh

Got the purple Yes Welcome to Bonoboville and happy national pet day as well Yeah, happy national pet day. It's been so much fun

So Madame Marguerite is the Susie award winner for Best Animal Play Monarch not only that but she created the whole Award She's really also one of my favorite Honor you have no idea. I brag about that. That's you know, I love that

Well, we brag about you Madame Marguerite because we always say you were on our show first and then you became a mogul Oh, yes, well, we're so happy that we could kind of launch you or help and Now you're also a very important person of on the advisory board of Well, so I love the purple curtains. Okay, so next we have a old friend not that she's old

Right friend young friend young and beautiful and yet we have known her since 2006 I think for a long long time and that is Amber Mercedes Amber the dancer Amber

Say hi Amber. Whoa. Oh you see me. Okay. I see you and I I see you moving around In that exotic dance kind of way. Yeah Yes, you like the outfit. I do we like do we like the outfit we like Okay

Yeah Love that outfit All right, so we have just a wealth of beauty Don't say I never gave you anything for your anniversary

You got a harem of the most gorgeous women in the world right here. These are not only gorgeous But one of the things these are the women when I was a little boy. I dreamt about yeah Like Betty Paige Well, they didn't have balls they had tits though and and they were great women they had orchids

Only after 28 years All right, so goddess Phoenix What are you up to and how are you making quarantine as glamorous as you are? Doing well. I am staying busy working on my book

Does it have a working title? It is good as a working title. It's gonna be out of biography a tell-all So I'll be naming some of these people in the book and telling all kinds of wonderful juicy stories. Oh My

History growing up in how I started in fetish when I was young and how I evolved and I've done being a part of dom-com for 15 years and watching it grow and blossom Yeah, it's gonna be a an amazing book. There's gonna be a lot of people in it

Well, I'm so excited to see it. I can't wait, you know, I kind of like books myself in fact, you are one of the stars of our magazine Speaks magazine

Find a picture of you here. There's so many of them, but In this is the speakeasy magazine on spank and art and does feature quite a few Dom's from Domcon and Here we go. Here's a nice one of you giving a spanking to a deserving young lady naughty naughty and it's so nice because you're so often so

Glamorous and and Wonder Woman like but here you're kind of Yeah, soft and maternal but given a good spanking. Yes. I remember that. I have two questions Okay, so do you know Brent Matt she son? Brent

He says goddess Phoenix is gorgeous tonight. Oh So he's your admirer and then did you say? That's not why he says that because he makes some of her implements. It's cuz she's gorgeous You'll get a spanking with goddess Phoenix is what one thing I love about your whip goddess Phoenix among many things

It's perfect for the corona apocalypse because it's so long You can actually keep your six-foot distance while whipping somebody so Well, yeah, but it's still good, you know, I haven't been handspanking people because you know, that's just a little too close So I've been using this and show your tail bunny

Yeah, she's got a tail and Bunny hop, yeah Oh Yes, it's so much fun. You give the best gifts got it go Amber look

You so much We can't wait to see your book We had such a good time at your party in the pool Yes, I'm glad you had a good time. I was so glad to see you there

So a lot's going on and we've got a bunch of things going on for Domcon And we're gonna have Dom's school online on zoom Mr. Sian and I were we doing Dom's school? Very good. I'm supposed to be mistress of ceremonies this year one of them and And yet it was postponed, of course to August. Hopefully we'll all be okay in August and able to get out

But I don't know. I mean anyway, I'm excited Well, regardless of what we do. I'm just honored that mr. Sian asked me to be a mistress of ceremonies Yes, congratulations. You deserve that very much. I'm so glad about that. I'm glad that you're gonna be there and Always an honor to see you and be on your show. Oh

Well, I've been honored to just be in your presence and have you at my bonobo way Femdoms of the wild talk what you're featured in it's now playing on YouTube and also madam Marguerite is featured in there Yeah, animal her her pet show. Yes So madam Marguerite is also in spanking art as well as in splosh and her art

Where yeah, here she is this was her first show with us actually splosh and art where she Had a monkey who pooped on her well chocolate, but still yeah So how are you doing there madam Marguerite in quarantined dumb con? Sanctuary I

Actually doing fantastic. First of all, I have everything that I need, you know, the community's been really great We're actually doing renovations over here, so I'm here with Lady remedy and and we've been working on the stage and we are

Reupholstered everything we conditioned all the weather we hate it and we've got lots and lots of things going so we're really taking advantage of the you know The time down the lockdown and like I said, we've got everything that we need, you know, we've got plenty of space. We're very comfortable and Yeah, so we're you know making the best of it

Well, that's what we could all do. That's all we can do is make the best of it, you know And it's it's time to do that. So I mean you celebrate Passover, right? I mean kind of I mean really, you know It's a little weird this year, you know what I mean, but you know

You know, I always celebrate shit, but so that doesn't change. Yeah, you know And we've got a little bit of you know, Passover, but you know, not not like usual, but Passover is a holiday that you're supposed to do with other people and So speaking of which Max is now having his

His stoner herbs we have bitter herbs and stoner herbs. We have herbs We have herbs we have herbs we have lots and lots of herbs and we wash our hands a lot Which is what you do in Passover. Maybe you could pour me a little Manashev it's not Oh, I certainly can do that while you're

Or sunshine you could pour it I can't By the way you guys, you know Yes, remove the toilet paper. We are wealthy and that's why we show off our toilet paper

We have fine toilet paper from China. How much do we charge for that Max? 2995 a roll Just a little bit in the cup Yeah, okay

That's good stuff when okay, okay, so I can't drink it through my mask Yeah, no, I know so here we go Boracatara night. Oh, hey, no matter how long boray pari ha got Ben

Amen, and can we all have all men? And yeah, well you're supposed to Drink the whole cup

That's the tradition. Whoa, and That makes you start seeing balls in your orchids Okay, so cheers and happy Passover Same to you it's always a pleasure

You know hanging out and celebrating with you. So thanks for the invitation. Yeah Website you said you can't you're like really good at looking at someone and telling what kind of like animal they are, right? Well, I didn't say that I could do it by looking at them But yeah, my my special I specialize in animal play and I'm an expert at identifying people's

Animal, that's my message about it earlier. Yes. What kind of animal do I look like? Oh, that's too obvious I don't mean the ears my personality. What do you think? Okay? I take the ears off What do I look like? What do I what do you think I am? I don't know Well, actually next Thursday, I'm gonna be teaching a class on how I identify

Somebody's inner animal. I go through like a series of questions like to try to figure out like the psychology behind You're the lights Behind your spirit animal. Okay. So next week you're gonna have a class I'm sorry. What what animal do you identify with? What do you think you are?

I like all the cute animals she loves Sunshine I'm sorry. I she likes dogs. I like I like dolphins I like whale dolphins, right all the cute little baby animals, so I'd have to take your class So, okay, so your class is where again?

So, um, next Thursday on kink Academy So if you go on like Instagram or Twitter and you look up kink Academy We're gonna it's an online class just like a class I did earlier and it's all about animal plan How I identify a person in our animal? It's really fun. It's really great

I have eight questions that I go through I call the pet team a domino scale and their questions about like your environment and your Personality what you like to do and things like that and from that with that information I put together, you know the world and the character and I really like hone in on Person in our animal and then we go and have a blast

All right next week. I'm hungry. I'm gonna have a little bite here Oh As you know what it's really dry. I need more wine. Okay. It's so dry. Oh You know, but but we're gonna be having food sort shortages soon

So we need to get used to eating matzah because we have a lot of it Okay, so back to Max's of course doing the stoner herbs Baroque I taught her night. Hello. Hey, no Malah. Hello. I've been doing this store

Look at women look at the women. Let's say hi to Amber. Amber. Amber. What happened? Oh, she disappeared Amber's gonna be our exotic dancer now Oh Shake a butt, baby. Yeah, shake of that. But Amber has been coming to the shows

forever Yeah, well since 2006 and then she disappeared on us. She moved to Germany and Texas I think you're in Texas now. Aren't you Amber? Yeah, I'm in Texas right now. I was in Germany, but now I'm in Texas. All right, and how's Texas handling you?

Oh, it's good, but I miss you We miss you too, and it's fun to have you here and your sparkly lights and your hot body hotter than ever. Oh, yeah I'm not sure how much you see. I'm trying to See your crotch. I

See your legs. I see you're in very good shape. So are you working out in quarantine? Yes, I am every day because I have to stay limber Yeah, you have to it's imperative. I mean a lot of people are just using this as an excuse to just eat a lot, you know Oh, no, not me

You're so disciplined Brant Machassan said Amber's hair is lovely. Oh Amber you're lovely. Who said that? Matt Chisholm

Okay, I guess she's also an amber fan. Oh, there's Amber. Look at that sparkly bra Yeah, look at that All right, we're gonna have some good anniversary sex now I can tell this is always our foreplay Usually we do a little more touching of people, but tonight no touching

We get to look and our eyes are filled And I'm sexy Amber's butt. Oh, I wish I could spank that butt. I wish Where's goddess Phoenix's whip? Let me just take it. All right, that's pretty nice, but for sure

Yeah, oh Yeah, I wish I could spank that but my ding-dong Oh my ding-dong Oh

The Facebook people They can see this is no nudity. Oh, yeah, no nudity. We're okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's got several pairs of panties on here Yeah, yeah Well, no, I don't know about that

Yeah Hot stuff Amber you look the same. I mean looks just maybe sexier, you know, you certainly have an aged a bit Not a bit So

Even though you're a hot milk Yeah Nice. Whoa, look at the hair toss Yeah, a good exotic dancer for

Easter Passover and our 20th wedding anniversary present Yes, indeed I'm gonna lay back and put my legs up on your Yeah

We're just enjoying ourselves Watching our Naked butt. Yeah, hot butt Amber such a sweetheart she played Esther in our porn show

In 2006, she was a great Esther because she had to dance a lot. Oh, I don't know what's going on Yeah, baby Amber Mercedes

Our 28th anniversary gift Dance dance dance, all right Hopefully Everyone is also enjoying

Okay She could jump out of the cake. Yeah, we don't have the cake right now But we will have a joke Wish could jump out of but in the meantime look at that body. Oh, yeah, baby

Nice All right. Well, we don't want it to neglect our other guests. Yeah, we're gonna go back You keep on dancing Dancing

Okay Look at who's in the bubble bath. Oh my god I was hoping you would get in that bubble bath and I didn't want to say anything in case it didn't work out but there is goddess Phoenix in

The bubble bath. Oh my goddess Bubbles and you were even covering enough so that we can show you on Facebook Let's see. Yeah, there we go. Hello in your characteristic With your characteristic cup, but that's all lit up and the bubbles are just divine all she's wearing are bubbles

That's that's what's wearing bubbles Beautiful. Wow That's quite a vision of loveliness Yeah, this is gonna give us some hot anniversary sex tonight

You know not every couple would appreciate, you know seeing another woman in Bubble bath on the anniversary, but we do we do And you know you guys are really like I'm the oldest guy here in the room, okay? I'm gonna talk about myself for a second. Okay. Talk about yourself and don't forget to hit me into the picture

Yeah, no, I'll get you in the picture too, but The first Dom Therapist that I ever met was called Queen Adrena Way back in the 1970s and then she became a wrestling queen. Oh, yeah

Yeah, and she was a Dom. Yeah, she was a Dom Started phone sex and she started the first phone sex lines Got raided by the FBI right away. Anyway, you guys are my heroes. You guys are the best Well, this is gonna be part of our new zoom we're gonna have a new zoom going on a bubble bath soon party

Oh, yeah, great The twisters got a Samantha and myself. We're gonna be throwing why people are in quarantine We're gonna be going bubble bath soon parties. All right. I want to join You know, I think that this quarantine is gonna kill regular television. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, everybody's creating television now

Everyone's got a talk show and it's all so much more interesting Everyone's got stuff to share on zoom or Skype and Yeah recipes Yeah, I should fill up my little pool with bubbles and join you guys for sure

although I don't think I can bring my Goddess Phoenix fiber optic whip into the bath that might short circuit, but yeah, this is gorgeous fabulous and bubbly that's great

and Yes, you are definitely a dazzling Dom exotic desires kink therapist and Wonder Woman

What she thinks about Sex workers not being paid. Oh, yeah So this horrific the Trump administration is paying all the stockbrokers and the other corporate whores, but not paying honest whores

coronavirus relief Or anyone associated with it, right? Even if you sell sex toys And they're all they're all involved in it anyway the banks do the processing the phone companies Ascended messages, you know, they're all involved in in the sex work and

They don't want us to be in this they don't want to pay us Yeah, right and they use our services Anyway, okay. Well We are protesting and maybe we will get them some relief and we can always donate to

FSC army the Free speech coalition which are gathering funds for those sex workers that are not as ingenious as goddess Phoenix and and Madame Marguerite and many others. They are not able to work. Maybe they have to stay with their families and So they need some help and donate to

Free speech coalition And enjoy that bubble bath. Let's say hi to Madame Marguerite Wow Don't go away. Don't go away. We'll be right back. Oh, and there's Madame Marguerite

What do you think about the sex workers being denied relief? You're gonna tie some dog You know, I'm always like really, you know, I'm very vocal about things like that. Um, I You know, I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised at all. I think that You know, it is just

I mean, it's This country does that consistently over and over again, right? So on one hand will capitalize and exploit us, you know, especially women and trans people but then turn around and you know Not leave a seat at the table. So, you know, I say it all the time. I was just saying it on Maribel Blue show

Recently. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be on Maribel Blue show shout out to Maribel Blue You know, we have to do more than both we have to talk to our representatives We have to and not just talk to our representatives But let our representatives know that we have big platforms, you know, I was telling I was telling Maribel when I go on

You know, lobby and I talked to politicians I go in there and I let them know that I'm on the advisory board of God and that I have a platform of thousands of people that are listening to me and that, you know I'm informing people that I'm not having these conversations and then I'm gonna report back to my audience, you know with

You know the result and you know, so doing that really makes these politicians, you know make sure that things that come out of their mouth, you know that they are able to stay with conviction and You know, we have to hold them to standards. You know, we can't just expect them to do it We have to hold them to standards. We have to show up at the doors. We have to write the letters

We have to do the work, you know, it's not just voting voting is in and out voting is one tiny little drop in the bucket In comparison to the things that we actually have to do to fight for these things and we have to know the place So well madam Marguerite, I really admire your political involvement and I love your purple socks Thank you so much. That's for you. You listen. I always deliver you requested purple purple and green

Makeup for you and everything Wow You're gorgeous Standing before the cross a good Easter Wow. Oh and look at that sexy dress

Very nice, but they're yeah Hey, you're keeping in shape. We've got all this dungeon equipment and we've been you know doing All this construction work. I mean look at this. I mean, I was already Before but just I mean and remedy is like making me stretch and do warm-ups and all kinds of stuff

So wow, we're having a great time over here. All right Well, we're we're we're thrilled to have you and you're all and goddess Phoenix and Amber And we'll have everybody on while we get our cake. Here's our bunny Yeah, okay, let me move ours

Oh and Miguel made the cake Anna and Miguel come on over here. This is This is our house mother Religious Muslim woman in She's actually looks like ill bandito

Miguel And let's show the actually actually he Miguel has has built

Most of the studios in the last 10 years This guy helped make the eggs And this woman here is like the rocket Gibraltar Let's hear it for Anna and Miguel and she's a great

Yes Yeah, hey that cook you had she makes amazing she cooks up some some mean beans And She's out there

getting us food in in the wilds of Los Angeles and that's why she has to dress up like a Religious Muslim woman Bundled up now You know, this is how you have to do it when you get out there and squeezing the fruit

Yeah, and squeezing the fruit. Okay, and so we have this fabulous Cake we've got boobs and a dick we have penis which is Jesus rising into the heavenly boobs

And and also notice where where we're equal, you know, we have white tits and Can you bring it over here sunshine so we can blow out the candles. Yeah, let's do this formally Okay, yeah, okay, so we're gonna show the camera show the camera bring it over to us. There's the cake. Okay. We see the cake And

Okay, I and and look they're on the balls which is appropriate for the orchid theme Yeah, okay, so I'll have the little orchid bunny 15950 you can order Okay, can order your the cake

Okay, so we're gonna blow it out together. Yeah, sure. Okay, here we go and I didn't see it says dr. Susan captain max Oh Wow, you know, we've had some amazing anniversaries. We've had orgies we've had huge gatherings of people and

But this is really nice, you know hardly anybody's here and And we're we're having some of our favorite people on hey the webcam. They may never let us out again Well, you know, I do understand that and that's a little disturbing but We're here. I'm good. Yeah, you're good. Look. I have all my beautiful. Yeah, we have our beauties

I can't believe goddess Phoenix in the bubble bath and madam Marguerite by the cross for Easter and of course The the flogging of the slaves which is done on This conditionment and I painted the base earlier

And was that amber speaking Who said who was that on the show? That's me. I'm just wondering when I'm on the show is Me amber or I wish People say that's me you need to identify I mean, I know all your voices

Oh Yeah, what a trio it's like the three graces Oh, you had your bunny ears on come closer amber so we can see what a little hot playboy bunny You are and you've got a tail and you've got bunny ears

Yeah, I want to spank that tail. Oh, yeah, okay No, yeah, I want you to speak me too. Yeah. Well one of these days we're gonna get you over here Yeah All right, well, so we've got this cake and we have to be very careful about how we eat it

We can't all eat it together because you know Corona virus will have to save it for after we can just cut it. Yeah, let's just cut up the tits Mm-hmm. What is the picture of me in the mafia? Oh the mafia gathering? I think it's when I got married to her

Was her her you notice how he says her when I got married just in case he gets the wrong name I was in the mafia. I just come out of prison and Here hold it like this like that there you go so A little mafia gathering these are my cousins. That's my cousin Elliot and my cousin Tommy and your brother and

My friend Jose and my brother and my dearly departed cousin Jeffrey And this is my cousin That's my cousin Barbara and No, look very straight. I am my mom

this was our wedding folks and It was in 1992 April 12th. We had two rabbis. We did we had Extremely important people extremely here. They are this is one rabbi and here's the other one

They're both signing our katuba because we needed to have to because we're important people and There's my important husband with his important brother who is surviving the corona apocalypse right now in germ And you know in Italy in Italy

Yep It's crazy He's okay. He's like. Yeah, he's okay He's you know, he's driving around

With his chauffeur with his chauffeur, of course, you know, he's driving around I guess he stays in the car and he goes to the office and He goes to the office Yeah, he's very nice

Hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie Stay safe Andre take a pic Mulligan said hey Congratulations. Oh Yeah

Well, thank you Andre. We'll have to have you dance on webcam Oh, yeah Notice because it's you know your anniversary. I don't have any And there's our little your little niece she was so little now she's really cute and

Jovanella hi Jovanella. I hope you're staying safe. Okay, so so back to our Fabulous guests, you know John Coxie John he said need a brucha for that What's because the English

You know some of our people on Facebook, I don't know what language you're writing in but Please try to use the English translation. That's our main language But you can also call us at 626-461-5212 if you want to give us a call that's 626-461-5212 and we're here celebrating our

28th wedding anniversary as well Passover and Easter which are related and And we're celebrating with three of our favorite ladies

Goddess Phoenix in the bubble bath. Whoa Covered with nothing but bubbles that's so sexy and

Then we have amber the dancer amber Mercedes Dancing. Oh such good hip action and sway in that hair. Oh, yeah, and we have gorgeous elegant Madame Marguerite if she moves over a little bit if who

Who do you want to move? Madame Marguerite Madame Marguerite She'll have bunny ears if you move right in front of the cross Just put your head in front of the cross. Now you have bunny now you have bunny ears

It looks great Way fun, right and speaking of Easter Sunshine made us Easter cookies that look kind of gross, but they are Stigmata in the hands and they're very edible. I'm not sure I should eat one

But the if for you foot fetishes out there. We have a stigmata foot So Now that we've gotten some pictures of it, I guess I will have a bite of this And just like a true foot fetishist, I'll lick it first

Lick the blood that's blood taste Because it's corn syrup and red food coloring. So it's totally edible And the actual stigmata is strawberry jelly I actually have a sex therapy client that fantasizes about doing this eating my toes

Now eating the toes Okay, yeah, yeah, we got to sell these for sure, you know, you got to do what you got to do during the Corona apocalypse, you know, you guys are all very Entrepreneurial and it's fabulous. It's important because we don't know when our economy is coming back really

And we're not getting any money from the government because any thoughts on the politics. We're involved in sex any thoughts on the politics of Being sequestered What do you think anybody have any thoughts on that or To run the country a goddess, yeah

Okay. Yeah. Well, certainly millennia is not available. No one's seen oh Hiding her hair. She's building the White House tennis courts for the future. She's busy. Yeah Busy lady, but it would be nice to have a woman You know helping with this

situation Because it's kind of you know, women are on the front lines of this war as nurses and doctors and medical technicians and

paramedics women are out there women are helping us To heal to survive and women are getting sick So are men by the way men in greater numbers because you guys you smoke too much and drink too much and get too fat And so, you know, not you but a lot of guys are more susceptible

It seems to the virus, but women get it too. It doesn't seem to You know that anyone free. It's mostly after old people But there are babies that get it and lots of young people like our friend will who's there Just practically, you know, and he's incapacitated

Fortunately not on a ventilator. It's it's a rough situation and and we do have to make the most of it and You guys have to stay the fuck home, which is one reason We're providing you with fabulous entertainment with goddess Phoenix in the bubble bath and amber the dancer dancing and madam Marguerite in front of the cross

Just spilling pearls of wisdom You know something else we've been doing this show For like almost 30 years Yeah, well, yeah together we started doing it before we got married together. I was doing it, of course by myself

You know, I was doing it in Italy. Well, then that was on pirate radio But but we were certainly You know, we've been doing it for 30 years So here we are for you still doing it and

You know and we're we're not jealous of The fact that everybody now has a talk show Know they're called Yeah, this is a talk show you were potting, you know exactly here we're potting

But how many talk shows do you get to talk to your guest in a bubble bath? I mean Can I come to your house? Can I come to your house for a few minutes? Wait a second. Can I wear a mask? Okay, wait a minute and gloves. We have an open marriage

We did we had one that was before the corona apocalypse. Yeah Now I don't know I Promote promote promote. Yeah

All right, so goddess Phoenix calm and goddess phoenix one at Twitter and Amber has a new Twitter Amber Mercedes six is it or something? Yeah, Amber All right, and of course madame Marguerite

Follow is on Twitter at All right Shout out to them So

I'm just gonna whip this asshole well, not his ass, but he's got the corona virus in front of him and He always needs a whipping and right now He has an Easter egg in his mouth to gag him because we have to keep trump under gag order here in

Bonoboville and Yes, I have to whip him with my Mmm goddess phoenix fiber optic whip on those balls that don't look like anything

Like an orchid They and here's his bunny Adams and Amber's new Twitter is at Amber Mercedes six Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm Okay, you know while I'm doing that you guys can talk but anyway Everyone should go follow Amber Mercedes at Amber Mercedes six

Okay, so there's a ritual on Passover where we are supposed to smack each other with scallions. So here's a scallion and This is actually a Persian Jewish Tradition and we're supposed to do it to each other, but you know, that's not keeping the six foot distance

So we're gonna do it to ourselves as we sing the song. Oh You got a broken one here. I know you you're looking Like here. I got a strong one now. Okay. Does anybody have anything they could whip themselves with and pretend they're whipping? This kind of

Just like, you know Let's see the guests along with us Okay, so if you have anything or you can just slap yourself with your hand so

Here we go. Okay. So elu elu. Oh Tiana. Oh Tiana. Mimi. It's Ryan. Oh Tiana. Mimi. It's Ryan I ain't new that means it would have been enough for us. And now we smack died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new

Elu elu. Oh Tiana. Oh Tiana. Mimi. It's Ryan. Oh Tiana. Mimi. It's Ryan. I ain't no died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new died I ain't new It's better when you do it to somebody else. Well, I did you break yours? I'm smacking goddess Phoenix. I'm smacking all the guests on the screen. So whoa, I'm still doing it

I got Amber and Phoenix and Marguerite. I got all of them. See, you got all of them. I'm smacking them on the screen. Smack them. Oh, I should put my talus on. They like it. One smack here. The little implements is a wonderful little implements. Oh, one more smack here picture. It's a bull cock cane. It's a what?

A bull cock cane. A bull cock cane. Oh, look at that. A bull cock cane. What do you do? You're gonna smack? You smack? That's part of the therapy, right?

Yeah, exactly. It's an actual bull cock. Cool. A bull. A cock of a bull.

A cock of a bull. And a big one. Oh, okay. Wow. Wow. Oh, I'm putting on lipstick.

All right. Whacka whacka. Well, I'm smacking your butt. You're putting on, she's so cute. Now, if you were really smacking your butt while you're putting on lipstick, the lipstick would go across her face.

No, you can see I'm smacking her with this galleon. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it to all of them. So much virtual fun. I can't get over it. Hey, if you go back the camera on my butt, I can do it to myself again.

Look at that. Wow. Oh, nice butt. See, see, see. You're smacking your own butt. There you go. Are you seeing what they're doing as well?

I'm doing it. Do you mean they're showing somebody's butt and saying it's nice? Is that somebody else's or is that mine? It's always yours, Amber.

It's always yours. They're saying that somebody's butt is nice. I don't think it's mine. It's somebody else's. Don't be jealous. It's always yours.

Don't be jealous, dude. But actually, Sunshine's is the one with the cotton tail sticking in her. I'm the bunny. Is that in your asshole?

Yes, of course. It's in my asshole. Your asshole would be pretty high up if that was the case. Exactly. You look great, Dr. Simby.

Oh, thank you while I'm whacking myself. Harry, one more with this. I'm waiting for an interview again. So, it's great to always wear a mask.

You never have to worry about how your lipstick looks. So, always look on the bright side. So, yeah, by the way, this tradition was taught to us by Rabbi Shmueli Boteach, who was a good friend of ours.

And now he's such an avid Trump supporter. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. That's only 12 for you.

It's two o'clock in the morning for me, Jeremy. So, what's his name? Shmueli Boteach. Whoa.

He wrote Kosher Sex and something else. Kosher Sex, yeah. But he was actually one of his first television appearances. We were.

Yeah, we were. And, yeah, that was, anyway, he's a very right wing conservative rabbi right now. Well, hopefully he's not out there having big satyrs.

Because right now, we've got to protect ourselves and we've got to protect our friends and lovers and mothers and fathers and grandmothers. Yeah, and not to kill the old people, Mr. Trump.

Yeah, stay home. I take it as a personal threat and assault on my person. By you, sir. Right? I mean.

So what if a few old people die? Well, it's a difference. They're useless anyway. You go first.

If you don't care about yourself, at least think you're going to bring it home to somebody else. Or maybe you want to kill the old guy. I think they do.

Yeah. That's murder without too much blood on your hands or something. My bunny just pooped a jelly bean. Oh, yes.

How cute. All right. So you guys, I think. Are we ready to wind up?

Or you guys want to question? Because my bubbles are running out. Right. So we want to say thank you.

And we're very excited about where whatever we're going to do for Domcon. It's supposed to be in August. Well, yeah, we have to.

Yeah, August 19th to 23rd. Everything is still on fire. We still have all our vendors, all our space. Everything is the same except it's August 19th now.

And where can they get tickets? You can go to Domcon.com and all the information is right there. So if you want to get registration and then we have the room box for the hotel right there on the site.

And then if you want to do something like if you want to do a sponsorship, all of it is right there on the website Domcon.com. Cool.

Great. Great. And let's have a little dance. Say goodnight.

Grand finale of the bubbles and the dance. And don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel. And we sell everything. Whatever you want to buy, we sell it.

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Anyway, thanks for having us. And thanks that we're starting to recognize that the new therapies are not about what we did, who we are, but it's about sharing.

It's about caring. It's a capitalist socialism. And that is the bonobo way. Capitalist socialism, organized empathy, caring and sharing.

And yeah, bonobos really love sex. And maybe we can't have so much in person right now, but we can honor our sexuality and enjoy it through the erotic theater of the mind.

And we can also, you know, just emphasize the caring and the sharing and the female empowerment of the bonobo way, female empowerment and male well-being and peace through pleasure.

Yep. You bet. Okay, so. And subscribe to me.

Thank you. Okay, thank you so much. We love you. Wow.

Thank you. I love those purple socks. I love the whole orchid color. And the butt.

Oh, yeah. That's for you, doctor. Oh, just for me. No one else can see.

That has turned anybody into a dog. Can I feed you some matzo? Wait, we have to have a picture of that. You were quick.

No, not just with it hanging out your mouth. All right. So whether you're celebrating Passover or Easter, or if you guys are celebrating our 28th wedding anniversary,

we love you and we appreciate you. Yeah. We're running out of bubbles. Oh, I didn't know Goddess Phoenix was still there.

Ooh. Look at that shot. We can't show that shot on Facebook. But I see maybe something.

She looks like Marilyn Monroe. Oh, yes. Very, very Marilyn. She's so classy.

Yeah, blow bubbles at us. Is Amber still there? She wanted to be on after for a minute. Oh, and look at that, the foot for the foot fetishes.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Nice feet. Succulent toes.

Oh, and you know, there's a special holiday right before Good Friday that people celebrate, which is the washing of the feet. Yeah. Okay.

Certainly, Goddess Phoenix has been washing her feet. We're going to say goodbye anyway. Every other part of her. Love you, Goddess Phoenix.

We'll see you soon. Enjoy your quarantine. I know I would enjoy it if I was with you. I'm sure everybody would like to be quarantined with Goddess Phoenix.

Anything we can do to spread the word? Whoo! Okay. Great screenshot.

Okay. Did we get this? Did we get it? Max wants to keep this and have it on the big screen while we have sex tonight.

Say goodbye. Okay. Exactly. Say goodbye.

Okay. So, well, we want you to be good. We want you to be happy. We want you to share and care and stay the fuck home.

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