Porno Charlie Sheen

Full transcript of Porno Charlie Sheen on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, poets and porn stars, adonises and goddesses. The tiger blooded, the hot blooded, and the cold blooded.

Yes, masturbators and fornicators, wankers and spankers, tigers and pussies. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex. I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. And tonight we are kicking off masturbation month.

Merry, merry, merry masturbation month everybody. Yes, May is masturbation month and maybe because it begins with an M because of course every month is masturbation month and every day for a lot of people, maybe several times a day for a lot of people.

But you know, just like we have Black History Month in February and all these other months where we kind of honor something that really we experience all the time. In May we honor masturbation. Yes, sex for one is loads of fun and relatively safe, I mean pretty damn safe.

And it is sex with someone you love if you have a good self-image. And it is educational and it is non-pharmaceutical. Well, maybe unless you masturbate the Charlie Sheen way, that might be a little different. Which brings me to my special guest tonight here to help me kick off the M month.

The exciting cast of Jim Power's parody of Charlie Sheen. I guess it's just a parody of Charlie Sheen, it's not a particular movie or TV show. It's the porno Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen's porno adventure. So we're going to drink some tiger blood, I've got my little tiger here.

One of my childhood pets, I love my little tiger. And now he smells like pussy, wonder why. Well, tigers are pussies after all. I'm not sure if that's what Charlie means by tiger blood.

And he's got a pussy side to him. But we're going to find out all about the triple X rated aspects of Charlie Sheen. And my guests are kind of half here. But the star, porno Charlie Sheen himself is right in front of me, not under the table.

I mean, unless you have been drinking yourself under the table. No, I usually don't drink it at work. No, I usually start drinking early in the morning. It's really weird to drink this late.

But you're high on Evan Stone. No, I'm high on being Charlie Sheen. All right. Yeah.

Evan Stone is high on being Charlie Sheen. If anybody that I would want to be besides Ron Jeremy, it would be Charlie Sheen. There you go. Tell me more. Well, you see, Charlie and I share some same, we both love porn girls.

I thought you were going to say you share the same Adonis DNA. Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. And we both, of course, we both live on the tiger blood. On the tiger blood.

Now we're going to crack it open here. This is a drink I haven't tried yet. To a complex DNA profile. You drink your own blood, do you?

Let me tell you about the director. Very hands-on director for this. You can tell me all the bad things because he's not here yet. I'm about to. He likes the real thing to happen.

If you feel you need to get in that character, you think you need to have a drink where to be Charlie Sheen, you need to go in the bathroom and do five or six, eight balls and come out here and act.

But it's okay because we're doing the movie in one day. This is how he works. Did he define all these drugs for you? I'm doing five scenes in one day.

Can we ask that? I was like, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking, I'm a fucking. But I was all fucked up. So I was like, it's okay that I couldn't, I nailed them all.

But it's okay if I didn't and I kind of took the pressure off that I didn't really, I have to fuck them all very hard but I fucked them all very hard. Because I was acting like I was fucked up

so Charlie Sheen would have an off day. Charlie Sheen did not have an off day that day. Awesome. Good day. Okay, winning.

He was winning. And wanking. A little bit of wanking in there. I mean, it's masturbation fun.

How does Charlie Sheen wank? I really didn't. He almost killed me. I don't know.

Yeah, I figured out how to get around the piss test. That was clever too. Really? You just hold it in your mouth. Yeah.

You go out, you got some homeless guy and you go, hey, piss in my mouth. You're like, do the paperwork. You held the piss in your mouth.

Wow. So there's golden showers in porno, Charlie Sheen's. Yeah, Charlie does. I know a lot about him.

He used to pay Hispanics to watch him masturbate in the shower. The guys from Lowe's and stuff. He paid, did you say Hispanics? Isn't he Hispanic?

Yeah, isn't that weird? Emilio Estevez is his brother, right? He's one of the American girls. I don't know if you were like,

something other than whatever you want, because everybody that has the stuff that they want wants something different. You do look a lot like him.

I've been looking at him a lot lately. You should see me naked with a hard eye. It looks just like Charlie Sheen. Except the hair.

It was dark for that. It was dark for that. I mean, I saw a shot. You got this wig on.

You know what? It was a wig. Yeah. I mean, it's obviously a wig. I brought that a how embarrassing.

No, it's obviously come on. Wow. I thought we talked about that before I came out here. You just dyed your hair. I thought we talked about that.

Well, that wig. No. Okay, so I'm going to introduce you around here since you're talking now.

This is Eric John. You're not in the movie? You're just here. It's ironically...

I think I'm here because I fucked my wife. Okay, good for you. Wow, that's pretty cool. It's confusing.

And your wife, your lovely wife, Vicky Chase, is here. She fucked him in the movie and I fucked him. Yes, very good. And you're a goddess.

I am one of the goddesses, I guess. He didn't have goddesses yet. He was eyeing Casey Jordan when... I guess we're just prostitutes.

So this is a moment in history. This was the pre-Goddess era? I guess so, yeah. It took place before the goddesses, I think.

He was eyeing Casey Jordan. He was making us watch Casey's porn while we all did, you know, penis pills and whatnot.

Penis pills. See, I fucked her too. Maybe that's why I'm here. There's a couple things you can't do with porn.

You can't mix blood and sex because the distributors won't take it. Zombie movies and stuff like that, they just don't sell. And the other thing you can't do, you can't do drugs. Wait a second, the blood and sex, I don't know.

I mean, I don't personally like it, but some people are into it. And, you know, Corpse is right behind you. He mixes corpses and sex.

Yeah, that's dry blood. I see, okay. Corpse is okay. You've killed people in scenes before.

Not wet blood. Not even tiger wet blood. Now, hymen blood or menstrual blood is fine. Several times.

But arterial bleeds are right out. Okay. So now when did you guys film this? A long time ago.

We were all like this big. Really? Hold me up. I think I need some of Charlie Sheen's drugs.

Second blood. Although he took a test when he was doing all those interviews and he was high on Charlie Sheen. No, he had pissed in his mouth.

Pissed in his mouth, right. Oh, and pissed. He pissed into his own mouth. No, he had somebody else's pee in his mouth.

He had somebody else's pee. That would make any sense. Although it's an idea. I see, okay.

Very good. So you think you can't be that kind of wild and crazy without being like drug crazed? I mean, aren't you a little wild and crazy?

No, this is just me and a cup of coffee. Yeah, there you go. See? Yeah, but yeah, all the drugs we had at that show. I mean, not that there were drugs there,

but the drugs that were implied on that show and all the alcohol. You would think that I was going 150 miles an hour. Yeah.

A lot of penis pills. I'm really not sure how they were able to capture these sex. I think I... And did you two have sex?

In an eye or her? Well, whoever. That would be me. That would be me.

Oh, we don't talk about that too. Let's say the thing. So what does the sex scene like between the two of you? Well, it was awkward because he was watching.

Fucking crazy. Yeah, I'd like to catch this movie, Evan. No, but I watched it later, actually. Yeah, what did you think?

I watched the footage. Was it believable? Did he make or really come? I've watched him.

I watched you fucker before that though. I watched the foot thing. Oh, yeah, the foot thing. That's the first time you've talked about it.

The foot thing. You have a foot fetish thing? I don't know. I'm paid to have a foot fetish. Kick asses.

I'm paid to have a foot fetish. I have a foot fetish. Really? I am, actually.

You don't have to be shy. You don't have to be ashamed. I'm a therapist. Oh, let's talk about that. So I take instructions very well.

And I like to fancy myself as a pretty good overreactor. So I got this foot in my mouth. They're like, no, you can't hold the foot in the bottom. You've got to hold it at the ankle.

And they teach me how to do this. Your foot. Can we see the foot, please? Oh, yes.

That should be out, for sure. This is a very pretty little foot. Grab her ankle. You can't grab the bottom of the foot.

That's very bad, see. And you can't see guys feet at any time. But it doesn't really turn me on, sucking on the feet. But what turns me on is these girls get turned on

because I'm sucking on their feet. I bet they do, yes. Well, because they're foot heathens. Look at that pretty, pretty foot.

What size is that? A six. A six. Very cute. Yes, very nice.

See, you're doing it gratuitously. No, there was something on here, I wasn't saying. See, you're developing a fetish. He is crazy.

He is sheeny. That's the new theory. Not even before Shirley Sheen. He's just Evan.

So I have a tweet that just came in from Panty Boy on Twitter. Too fast. Who says, Evan Rocks.

Is he talking about your nuts? Evan Rocks is another guy named Evan here. How many Evans are there? Evan Rocks. Evan Eric.

Evan Stone in the house, he says. Well, the real Evan Stone. I love his scene with Jeanine Linda Mueller. Can you tell him I'm a fan?

Good use of her last name. Really? I'm not trying to butter you up. Wow.

Is this a set up, is she right behind me? Who's looking at my ass then? Who's looking at my ass? So you are

an AVN male performer of the year. What year? This year, two years ago. Four years before that.

Wow. A lot of years. It doesn't equate to any fortune. That's not it.

I wondered what to do with the prize money and all the extra cards, but I just came away. So now, how long have you been in porn?

You could be Charlie Sheen's fantasy on a certain level. Charlie Sheen has masturbated to you. But I'm sure he has.

Because he has. I would think he'd masturbate to me. You've masturbated to Charlie Sheen. I'm a therapist.

What's the apocalypse now? Yeah, no, that's his dad. Oh, is that his dad? Well, as long as it's been the Jean Boy.

Yeah, but he washes it every single day. Dad's got tiger blood if he's got tiger blood. Oh, sure. Dad almost killed himself on the set of

season tiger blood. Yeah, he puts some fear in the boys. Yeah. Season tiger blood. Oh, I love that.

Yes, we love that season tiger blood. Don't we, darling? I certainly do. So you've masturbated to,

I mean, to Charlie Sheen? I mean, I heard you say that. Oh, no, to apocalypse now. To apocalypse now.

Okay, which scene? Well, actually, it was just actually recent when I did, because I didn't realize there was a mastered version when they,

when they were in the compound and seeing all the girls and they had sex with them and stuff, because quite, yeah, when I saw it, I don't remember all that stuff.

It was like, I was a kid. Yeah, it was awkward because there's a lot of people in the theater. Wow. Really, this was in those days when people would

wank in theaters? No, there are kids and stuff everywhere, which is awkward. You bad boy. Well,

so, what kind of exposure do you want? I mean, I want I mean, you must want some kind of exposure.

Yeah, you know, just raw sex exposed. Raw sex, yeah.

And so how long have you been a porn star? I've been a porn star for a year and a half, no, yes. Wow, well, you've gotten quite

active and famous. I have a little. I like to think. A quick year and a half, I guess.

It has. I make it hot. A busy year and a half. It's been getting better. I'd like to think so.

Jim Powers, he just called one day and he's like, you know, what are you doing? Whatever I do. It's like, what are you doing tomorrow?

Yeah. So now you both became porn stars. Is that right? I was a porn star.

I've been a porn star since 2004. She was my bank teller. Yeah, I took a few of his deposits. And so

And you gave her the money shop. I still do. Everyone at the bank knew what I did because I would bring in the checks.

And she figured out how much money you're making. This guy makes good money as a porn star. I brought her a Seinfeld,

which we were both in. So while she was in the bank, I gave her a present of Seinfeld. Oh, he did.

You were great in Seinfeld. I don't want his money. I want some of that. She watched my Seinfeld.

Excuse me, did you just say I don't want his money? I want some of that cock? How do you feel as a bank teller about your husband having sex with all these women?

I'm a bank teller no more. What? I thought, what's a bank teller always a bank teller? Did it let you work at the bank anymore?

I felt that. I took the name with me, Chase. Did you just get that? Evan, no, I did just get that.

Yes. Okay, I just edited it. It looks like I'm brilliant. Thank you.

But to answer your question, Dr. Suzie, I think he's a great performer and you know, sharing is caring.

I care for these porn stars. I am a fellow porn star and my honey... Add Evan to our press distribution list.

Yes, and Evan, Evan, you rock. See, you know, and the new guys, like the new male talent, when they get started, I try to help them out too.

I give them all the wrong advice. I send them off to the desert. Locations don't exist. Man, I don't see anybody. I'll keep going.

You'll see the truck. You'll lose cell service. Just keep going. Keep going. Keep their car. Put some molasses in there.

A lot of these guys have drivers now because I fucked up all their cars. But I try to help them out. With Eric here?

And I bring him coffee. They're always like, oh, is that Frappuccino for me? I go, yeah, it's full of salt, Peter. Evan always brings me drinks and stuff.

He's so nice. But no, he already came in. He was a rocking star. He's not the new guy.

They're talking about the new guy. They know who they are. New guys, they're like the guy that started the lake last Tuesday. This new guy.

Anybody past last Tuesday? Old. What year did you start? What year did you start?

Wow, look at that. 2004. We just got a Twitter from Pantyboy. It's nearly a decade.

It's an old plan. Evan rocks. Evan is going in the house. Yeah, I think that bears repeating.

Whoa. Where are your co-stars? Well, what's funny about that is powers... They're on their way.

They're actually on their way. They are on their way. Between here and there. Powers is...

Powers is violent if you're late to set. Winning either way. He hates you when you're... Oh my God.

Why are you wasting my time? You can be like one minute late. We have to really give... And this is a live show.

So does that give me a right to like, bend him over? He likes so? Will you help me with that?

He likes being late. Let's get him up here as soon as he comes in. We're going to spank him. For being late.

Oh yeah. You've got to spank him. He likes being pissed on. We won't piss on him.

It's because he likes it. You know he likes it. There's the tiger's blood. Tiger's blood instead.

So... So you like to give a spanking? I do. I like to get...

Oh, I prefer wanking. But I do like to get spanked. You like to get spanked? She spanks herself while you're having sex

with her if you don't. She'll reach back and just starts... I'm not kidding. She reaches back and spanks herself.

And do you give her spankings regularly? You know... I do if she wants me to, but she literally will just want a spanking

and reach back. I take it as a subtle signal. A subtle signal. You think you take it?

I am. But how about an over the knees spanking? You ever do that? No.

In fact, last night I just whacked her while we were laying in bed and she's like, you can only spank me while we're fucking. Yeah.

Don't try to hit me right now, what are you doing? I'm going to punch you. Oh, you don't like over the knees spanking. She only likes spanking while being...

You know what I mean? I'm a naughty girl, whatever I did something wrong. You know, okay, fine. Well, actually, you know what?

You haven't been a naughty girl because you got here on time, but your compadres are so naughty they're not here yet.

So I think you should, like Jesus, suffer for their sins. Go over his knees. I love Jesus.

Oh no, not a spanking, a spanking. Spanking. Spanking, a spanking. You like spanking,

but you don't usually do an over the knees. She literally doesn't like it unless she's getting fucked. Well, this is a different experience.

I mean, you could get fucked if you want, but I wasn't going to push you that far. While you're getting spanked, someone's going to steal your car. So how's that for getting fucked while you're getting spanked?

Don't scare her. Do you evil, Mr. Sheen? I'll pass on the spanking then. Aw.

I'm going to pour Tiger's blood on your head. He's always right there in the little tube form. No, but this is Charlie Sheen. You can't have life without it.

How about you? Do you like the spanking? Do you like to receive a spanking? I have no knowledge of that. I give that a 10.

Well, would you like to experience it? I mean, what if you went over your wife's knee and you took the spanking for the crew that is late?

By the way, I have an update. They're on their way. Right. And they're between here and there.

And they're between there and they're drunk. They're drunk. Maybe we should catch up with them. I know. It's because they went to the Galaxy Games.

Okay, so who's going to take the spanking? Which way? Or I guess... I know you look it over here.

I think you should get a spanking. Why can't she spank you and we learn from it? Yeah. I'm not voting on that one.

What do you guys say? Evan, you know you need a spanking. What? I'm trying to think if I shave my taint or not.

I'm here for you. What is today? Wednesday? I just want you to know I'm here Friday. I'm here for you, Evan.

We can always cover it up with the tiger. Right? A bite of can of tiger blood. Wouldn't you like to watch Evan get spanked, honey?

You would. You would. Would you have to be more enthusiastic? Yeah. You could pile drive me so hard.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, I think I think so. Come on, you come up with things. We're going to spank him.

I'm just going to stay here and drink wine. Come here, you. There you go. Vicki Chase.

She's leading him, I think. I'm just sitting here drinking wine. I should give her a leash. What? What's on my neck?

I think we need... Look at these. Vicki, let me remind you of some stuff that irritates you. So when you spank him,

you'll just be... Yeah, you could wear those. What's your name? You're mad, girl.

Hey, hey, hey. See how that works? The microphone. Here we go.

Spank Evan with a microphone. Here. It's going to be a microphone hitting me in the face. You look like a freak.

You sit over here. Honey, use this. You're going to go over our two laps. Over your two laps?

Yes, you're going to sit here. With the microphone in my... Right in the microphone in his ass. Now, what did he do that was so bad?

You know it better than me. Here you go. It's a little bit smaller microphone for my first microphone. I need the microphone.

Spit on the mic, Evan. What did he do? He pounded my cervix. Oh, there's a sign about that over there.

There's a sign. He totally... I'm surprised to have a cervix. Yeah.

Auntie Boy says, great show with my hero Batman, Evan Stone, nice movie, also Justice League. He's really quite a...

He's an expert. Okay. Alright, so, shouldn't we take something off here? Whatever you are.

We should take the pants down? Yeah, that, Evan. Yeah, you do that. This is getting better?

This is getting a lot better. You're sucking your gut, Evan. People are watching. I'm sucking it right now. He said tires, but...

Adonis DNA is standing here. You're taking my zipper off, Ken, yeah. Yeah, look at that. It's only going to get you more spanky.

Aw, he's so helpful. How is that beneficial if you're zipper stuck? That seems counterproductive, Evan.

Look at this, he's really got a stuck zipper. There's a sign. Read the sign. A pound of my cervix.

Is that a puke stuck in there? There we go. Stop masturbating. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it. Snap it around there. No pubes. Put your head in their lap.

Maybe the shirt should go off. Let's take the shirt off. You know, you should really... I'm doing this on my own free will.

I've never been a fan of drugs before. A little girl who could just crush is just pulling all your clothes off. My favorite part of the scene is taking the clothes off.

Don't you agree? Yes. All right. I think we're reenacting a scene

from Charlie Sheen's porno adventure. Get the strap on out here. Who's got the strap on?

You've already got the paddle. I thought you were going to start with the hand and graduate to the paddle. Okay, you know, I'll let you...

I'll let you... There you go. Evan, here. Calm down. Stick the butt up in the air.

Hold the microphone there in case there's any noises. Just pop that pimple first. He thinks he's winning all the time.

He has to learn what it is to lose a little bit. Babies, take out just... That's right.

You're going to enjoy losing this time. Winners all need to lose. Nature seeks a balance. Oh, winning.

They got to leave a marker. Leave the heart on there. Oh. Okay, really put some elbow pieces in there.

Ricky, defend the Mexicans. Spit on it. There you go. That's a good warm-up.

Wait, wait, wait. Oh, why? That's tired. Why is he getting...

That's nice. That's so sweet. Spank it and rub it. Spank them again and then you can rub it.

Spank them again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spank his balls. Spank his balls. No, I don't even want to see that.

Didn't you make that movie Spank My Balls? I don't even want to see that. Very nice. Very pretty.

Why is her hair on her tongue after a tucking? Stick that tongue. Wow, that's quite a tongue. Wow.

Absolutely. Wow, is that a little personal? What did I do that for, honey? She did do that before,

but I can't think of... I only like to lick girl ass. I can't think of the occasion. Something like the director saying, lick his ass.

Dear Evan, Panty Boy says, can I have some panties of the porn star girl

you are going to work soon? Will she work? I guess it's going to work over? I don't know.

Are you going to ask her for her panties for her panty girl? Poo! Give me your panties! Are you the porn star girl, you think?

Maybe. You just never... These panties that you're wearing right now, they're special panties.

These are your wedding panties. I didn't even think that. I was going to have to give them up. No, you're not. You don't have to give them up.

In fact, I want to give you a gift of two pairs of panties. One to take home,

and one to put on. You'll just put those on for now. And then give those to Panty Boy. Panty Boy,

what color do you think I should wear? You know, we have all colors, so it's really... Do something, Evan. Fuck someone while you're up there.

This is aqua. Yes, this beautiful aqua. You want a pair of panties, Evan? No.

Are you sure? Ooh, leopard. Leopard, right, it's close to tiger. I love leopard.

You're leopard-blooded. Actually, I've been called the panther. She said leopard. Okay, so which ones are you going to take home?

I did. I want to take home the... She's shopping. Do something. Hit yourself. Shopping. We love shopping. We're girls.

And I'll wear these. Okay, you're going to wear these. All right, so now we need a little striptease music. Come on, Evan.

Why does that little punky get to ride around in a pill? Here, you can use this. Oh! Oh!

Don't knock the bed down. You are free to grab that card. Absolutely, yeah. We're going to start the bidding at 100.

100,000. 100,000. 100,000. 200,000.

Speeling the skintight pants off. Like a second. Go three, go three. 250.

250. And we actually do have music. Oh, there she goes, spanking herself. 100,000.

Yes, she's a nice ass. Very nice ass. She's a nice ass. This is it. Charlie Sheen

would give up some of his tiger blood for that ass. That's right. Charlie Sheen was, what's that? We're doing a Twitter from Charlie Sheen.

And he's bidding? Yes. It's 5 million now. 5 million.

5 million Twitter forwards. Here we go. And here go the wedding panties. Look at this.

Yes. Lovely. Pretty, pretty wedding panties. Get back on camera.

Second skin wedding panties. Wait, it's a million dollars right there. The crew lost the panties. You did not catch the mine.

I'm not sure what that means for you later tonight, Eric. Where's the microphone? Just throw us a little, Susan, the microphone. The microphone is right here.

What do we get for a million dollars? Those panties. Oh, she got some money out of the deal. Thank you.

Million dollars. There we go. And these are the urgency panties.

We need to have new panties. This is what we need. How are you enjoying the panties? Very nice.

Good. Looks like you're very uncomfortable. Don't touch me, Evan. Excellent.

Any advice for those other pussies out there that don't have panties on them? Get a haircut. Tigers and pussies and cheetahs.

Oh, my. Thank you, darling. Talk to the microphone. Sing something, Evan.

Sing it to the microphone. And look, she's got the perfect little Betty Page high heels. Girls.

Yeah. Except, I don't think the top matches the bottoms. No, you have to take this off.

You can keep the money. It's a million dollars. Boom, boom, boom. Very nice.

I don't actually think that bra matches either. No, I don't. It definitely does not match. Whoa, yay.

Beautiful tatas. Yeah, absolutely. Beautiful tatas. Very beautiful.

Gosh, I can imagine those tatas in the bank booth. Just give me money. We saved all her bank outfits

because it's so fucking hot. Yeah. Name tags. Make a deposit, Evan.

The bank thing is hot. Why don't you just say something bank teller like to my camera over there?

Like, you know, can I help you or how much money do you have to deposit? I'm sorry. Not enough funds or

I don't know. That check is bouncing. Welcome. Welcome to Chase. How can I help you?

I'd like to make a deposit. A deposit? A very large deposit. Oh, that is quite a lot.

Can I see the vault? I'd like to see the vault. I kind of want extra care for your deposit.

Maybe I can take you over to somebody that can help you. I'd like to deposit it myself. Or some location better suited for this.

This is how you got big sums of money. Big money shots. Actually, yeah, I would have to take them down to their vault. What's holding up the line here?

I need to make a deposit also. What would it be? We used to have sex during our lunch breaks

and then she would go back to the bank. Oh yeah, my lunch. And I bet all the guys would line up in your line to make deposits.

That guy right there. There was a few others, but he was the more interesting one. He took me to the Macy's parking lot.

She made me come four times in one lunch break. This is a true story. She totally just put her bank shit

back on and went. She swallowed me four times and then went back to work.

Did you know he was a porn star? Oh yeah, we all knew at the bank. He was one of our very interesting... Was this the before the call of the banking system?

Was this part of the... Is that one Chase... That was a day. Actually, I think she worked at our main branch.

He asked me out a few times. Is that why we don't have any money? She took it all. Did you ever go to a bank, Evan?

I wished that was true. Do your friends at the bank know that you're a porn star now? We all know. How do they feel about it?

They're the same way they were before. I guess because they knew who he was. He's always very nice.

Do you bank there now? Yeah. You do. We go there every day.

Have to panhandle? They just know a little... They know where I went. As opposed to...

Getting fired or something. You didn't get fired. You quit. I quit. I gave my two-week notice. I'm a good girl, like I said.

I did that. My very last day was the very first day. WAMO became officially Chase.

I thought it was very... That's what happened. You left. That's why it's all gone haywire.

It's true. When WAMO was in charge everything made sense. All our deposits

and withdrawals, they all... They were covering the books always. Yes. Don't blame that on me.

How do you feel about that? I was just learning when WAMO was crumbling. You know what? I'm over it.

This sucks. I met a porn star and I think I want to go and chill with him.

It's a much more honest business. It's much more honest business. You know what? I need an assistant. No kidding.

I need an assistant. The deposits and withdrawals are much easier. Aren't they? Before I was like,

you're being your assistant. Now let's go back to the subject of the month. It is masturbation month. Do you find that you masturbate

more or less now that you're a porn star? A lot more. More? You masturbate more? I have my pussy Wednesday.

Pussy Wednesday. My pussy Wednesday. It's a slimmer party. That doesn't count. That's other girls masturbating you. Do you have dick Wednesday?

I'm masturbating other girls. As well as myself. It doesn't count when you masturbate other people. That's not what she's asking.

It means by yourself. Well, it doesn't have to be by yourself. When I do my solo show, it could be with other people.

Every Wednesday is with other people. With at least two or three girls. Right. So you're basically doing little hand jobs

and playing with the... Six o'clock. Do you recognize that buzz? Oh my God. Is that a Hitachi?

That is a Hitachi. Oh my God. Boy, she talks about that. And it's Wednesday.

It's Wednesday. It's a Hitachi. It did. Well, we're going to let it just buzz back here.

It is my friend. I was already starting to feel it here. It is your friend. Right.

It is. Maybe a week ago I was having a hard time coming because I changed my birth control and I think you were blaming that.

Well, you know, Hitachi magic wands can bring an orgasm out of a corpse. Yes.

What the hell happened there? I've been having a epileptic fit. You know. I've been put down to vibrate.

It's not even on and he's having a panic. What's going on here? It's not even on. Don't steal her panties.

Those are her take-home panties. Don't take her wedding panties. Wedding panties ended up under the console. Now they're here.

Oh, you got them in your pocket. I want you to sniff them. Can you sniff them in a romantic kind of Casanova like one?

No one's getting a picture. Oh, yes, Justin is. There he is. Sniff those wedding panties. That's a romance picture.

Justin found them and he picked them up and he was sniffing them and I had to snap them back from them. That's how he got them.

Sniffing a woman's panties is almost like having sex with her. What did you say, honey? She took them.

He took your panties. This sounds like... From one out the other day. Maybe like a month.

He had a collection of panties, actually. From other women? Yeah. Do you have Evan's panties?

I don't have Evan's panties. Sniff Evan's underwear. I think that our guests are here. Are they almost here?

I have an update. They're between here and there. Okay, still. I'm naked.

Would you like to catch up with them drink-wise? I would. Okay, because we have Agua Cocoa Leaf LeCurre which is awfully appropriate for the Charlie Sheen fans.

Cocoa Leaf? Yes, it is not illegal though, but it is made from the Bolivian Cocoa Leaf. Okay?

Yes, absolutely. And we have a ritual for how we ingest it here.

We do not mainline or snort it. No. We don't take it as a suppository. But just hold your glass here.

I'm going to... That's the spiked one. Don't drink it yet. A little bit of teas before we please.

That's the one with the salt peter, Evan. It's kind of a salt type of thing, but not salt peter. That's what you do to your fellow porn stars

is put that in their drinks. Would you like some too? No, I'll stick to my cab. I would like some cab.

This is what you do. You put some salt, this is lime salt, and you put it on the body part

of your friend or colleague. And then you lick it off. And you have the body part of choice

that you can put it on. And then you take your shot. So I'll hold the microphone so you can be free to...

You got your drink first. Where do you want to... Your left nostril. Salt.

Yes. It's fine. I'm available. There you go.

No, you don't pour that on her. I mean, not in the traditional way. No. No, that's salt.

That can be smart. You just put the... You put the salt... You could put it on her nipples

or on her pussy, her tiger or her ass on her neck cap. Are you having another epileptic fit?

Don't die on our set. Please, dimes for amateurs. Copsie, we may die. Oh, yeah.

I can't see what's going on. Let me have the vial so it doesn't spill all over the tiger. Okay.

Now, you ready? Don't throw up. He is. He's crying.

This is very emotional. No. But now you're supposed to lick that and then you drink the shot.

It's blue. I thought that was a long time ago. You got a problem with that? It's drain. I haven't just licked it.

There we go. Wow. Charlie. Who did toilet?

It's like blue. Oh, by the way, before you do your part, Patty Boy wants to know, did you masturbate in school? Like during school?

I mean, we know you started at 12 so you were still in school. But I imagine you didn't do it actually in school. I was actually like...

I think it's just imagining you as a school girl masturbating. You dirty boy, Patty Boy. Did you ever do it in the vault?

Cutting myself, you know, getting a little too acquainted with boys. When did you have sex for the first time? I was 13.

Really? For a little future bank teller. For a little future bank teller. You are a good girl.

You are. I know. I can tell. You seem very good. Now you are going to put this on a part of his body. Don't snort it.

In our day we didn't have sex till we were like late teens. So... Okay, she wants the pants removed. My mic...

I think Chase lost some assets when she left. Okay. Off with it all. Hold the microphone down.

Yeah, okay, here we go. I was expecting stills. Just... Rich of habit.

Software. Yeah, we just finished software. Moving on to stills. And now the Argentine cut.

Are you going to come? Now we do the Cambodian photos. All right, here we go. Whoa.

There's some new visitors, I think, in the house. We're doing some Agua shots here. Put that cocaine all over my cock.

Put a little... Yeah, yeah, let's do a little more here. Yeah, put that sauce up. She enjoys it when it's like that.

Oh, where's the vibrator? Yeah. Does it burn, Evan? Does it burn?

I'm starting to feel more tension, though. Okay. Oh, she got it all. Now it's shit all over there still.

Oh, yeah. Evan, is it true you make $50 normally for this and she makes $8,000? Very good. She downed the whole shot.

I think you better give it another sell because there's still salt. No, he does it for free because of the exposure. Salty.

The balls, they salty too. There must be some salt on those balls. Testify to those testicles. He does well today.

Maybe they'll hire him again. Right, maybe. Whoa. Those balls hold a Donna's DNA.

It's hard to perform with the cameras. If you can get it up for the scene, we might hire you again. All right. What's up?

There's the guy that drug me and forced me to do this movie. Hey. Here you are with this movie. I'm never listening to you about being late again.

That's right. Oh, wait, he thinks this is right. That's right. We have a plan for this.

There's a plan. There's something really cool. I'll punch it and tell you. Come here.

We're not kidding. It's true. We all plotted it out for like an hour. I understand that you are a stickler

for promptness. Yeah, for punctuality. Yes, punctuality. So, you know, I believe

that Vicki has it summed up right there. I think you should take the salt over and make it real good. Now, first, I will announce that you are the

the world famous Jim Power. Yeah, world famous. And the director of Charlie Sheen's Porno Adventure.

Yes, and in fact, I brought you coffee. And thank you very much. And you could bring him up here. In fact, I think that would be a very good implement to Spank.

Yes, bring one up there. Spank him with a coffee. I have to rock up this way? He has to get over our knee.

Right? Okay. No, you can hear without headphones. We have called the tribe, you know, to bring you to justice.

See, I can... Ape justice. Tell me any Ape laws you know. Oh, is that right?

Where's your wife? You're just getting Spanked. So, I'm not... Holly!

Holly Stevens in the house. We told... What do you like pissing? See?

Okay, well that means we have to Spank him hard. Anyway. I have a lot of bruises. So, I don't know if he gets...

All right. Here you go. Spank him with this. Yeah, yeah.

Hold the mic, Susan. The mic. He's desperately cleaning the market. You're supposed in a very gingerly manner.

Unlike the way that you spanked. Hit it. Susan, hold the mic. You dropped it.

Thank you. Where's the weapon? Where's the weapon? Maybe Holly would like to do the honors here,

since she knows what Jim deserves for making it her late. Where's the weapon? Get her the weapon.

Jim tortured me yesterday, by the way. Oh, you shaved her head. Very good. And Holly is of course

a veteran guest on the Dr. Susan blog show. Just do it. Yeah.

Whack him hard. What are you spanking his wallet? That's because you're wearing those jeans. It's not fair.

It doesn't hurt. Hard. Jim, do you need a real lesson? I know. He does.

Wow. That sounds like a challenge. I'm doing them there. Physical challenge.

Double air physical challenge. Did you know that it's masturbation month? You could wank or spank. It's wanker gets spanked.

That's what it is on the show tonight. Wanker gets spanked. You didn't get spanked hard enough. Look how small.

We might have to spank you again. In the meantime, tell us how Charlie Sheen inspires you.

Well, because Charlie Sheen just does everything everybody wants to do. He does all the drugs, fucks all the whores and he's wonderful.

And you don't get to do that? Not enough. Not as much as I'd like to. Yeah. Do you highlight your blood?

Unfortunately, I don't. No. You could have some of the drink though. It's for guys that don't have it naturally.

I'm a faker. I'm a total poser. You should drink this drink. I need the drink. Here we go. Let's have a Tiger

blood drink for Mr. Tiger Blood. So you don't know what these people were talking about before you got here.

So Mr. Powers, at what point did you decide you were going to do a parody of Charlie Sheen? It was at the point

the day before they shot it. It was two days before and I called you on the phone and said Evan, Charlie Sheen's making

motherfucking fool of himself. We should do a parody. And what happened the last shot of the movie? What happened in real time?

I remember we got as much alcohol and drugs as we could on the set when we did do the movie and everybody had to get in the character. Really? What type of drugs?

She keeps asking about the drugs. That's what the people want to know. She keeps asking about the drugs. Were you snorting Viagra?

We were snorting penis pills. Were you also snorting penis pills? I was covered. Oh yeah, I was partying.

I see. Party. What were you snorting, Holly? Your mom. Susan, you're talking about drugs.

But the whole scene where Evan was drinking the alcohol and that was no vodka. I think we need to clear up those eyes.

We're talking about drugs. I've been drinking since about noon because I've been with Otto Bauer today. Otto Bauer.

We were shooting sex in public for Vivid or whatever the fuck I was doing. So we started drinking about noon. Today.

And then I kept on drinking and then we all went to the galaxy game and kept on drinking. And by the way, those glasses are very attractive.

They're here. You guys are very Hollywood. That's ridiculous. Would you like a pair, Holly?

Very Hollywood. I like some just so I could join the crowd. Do we have another pair? The last scene of the movie

Charlie Sheen got fired from the show. Right when we were shooting the movie he actually got fired from the show so we incorporated it into the actual story.

Real time. I just want to say hi to Jamie James. Oh my God. Jamie James.

How come you're so quiet? Are you on a lot of drugs right now? She's fucked up. I've been drinking and everybody fucking pissed me off tonight. Oh, right!

I didn't piss you off. Who pissed you off the most? Me. She hates Porto Dan.

You want to spank him? We fucking joked each other at the galaxy game but I know where he lives. He don't know where I live.

I've woken up there before by mistake. He was really fucked up and I like to come to my house. He still don't know where it is.

Well I would like to see you express some of that anger into Charlie Sheen. I would love to ask rape somebody.

I think you should get up here and spank Porto Dan. You should get me off. I'm very boring and they should spank each other.

Everybody get to spanking. No, Jim don't run away like that. You don't want to spank him. Jamie, Porto.

You know I thought it was masturbation but it was like spanking. Well you know, wank or spank. I was so excited when Jim was up there

and now he's gone. I will spank her. I will spank her. No, she spanks you Dan.

You deserve this. Yeah. Trouble. Hey, I got spanked.

Look at the crowd, don't you? Let's have some of these people come up here. I think if you're going to give it out to the girl, you have to receive it.

Party foul. I think this is a very Charlie Sheen-esque moment. It's not like I hang. It's okay on it.

What is it? Here comes Jamie. Is it a bad time that we were the restrained wall behaviors one? Here comes Jamie James.

Jamie James has also been on the show. Like, look at that. This is Charlie Sheen. This is Charlie Sheen.

I have a question. I have a question. I'm allowed to speak about this nationally now. Shop.

I have an international television show coming out. It's already been signed by one of the largest networks in the country. All right. Which is well-known by AVN and Activision and everything else.

And I have half the film crew you have and we're broadcast worldwide. Why do you have so many cameras? You know, because a lot of guys like to take pictures here.

You don't have to. I mean, I have three other networks behind me. And I'm signed worldwide. I just came back from Cannes.

Would you like as many big cameras as I can? No, I don't. It's scary. I see like frightening guy, frightening guy and more frightening guy.

Everything's kind of hot. See, he is Charlie Sheen except the hair is wrong. But otherwise. I hear John who I jerked off twice this morning.

Like a dog. He's like a bad dog. But you're up here to get spanked, not to yet. No.

Bono Dan is a fag. Everybody knows. Okay, you take the mic. No, no, no, don't hold on to it like it. Here.

You should get spanked, Dan. You should get him a little bit undressed for this. Shouldn't he be naked for that? He should be naked.

I don't want to be spanked. He doesn't want to be spanked. Okay. All right, all right.

Then you can go back and sit down. Okay, I'll sit down. Okay. All right.

So Jamie. It's not obvious though. He's too much of a pussy to take your spank. This is a fucking big pussy.

It is. That Porto Dan's a pussy. I am a fag. You're a cigarette?

You seem to be scared because I'm pretty manly. I think I bring out the fag in you. Yeah? Oh.

I've got big balls. I don't care. I'm a fag in a female body. Yeah, I'm a fag in a female body.

I know the fags. Can I see more of your female body? Either that or you can choose another pair. I mean, those are yours.

Those are yours. Oh yeah, here we go. Little stripper music, please. Whenever whenever Vicki and Jamie are in situations like this, I get a little worried.

Wow. Now this is a female body. That's for sure. Oh my god, look at that pussy.

Here we go. Stripper music. This is stripper. What do you think? Nice. I think she's got a beautiful body.

She has a beautiful body. Beautiful skin. Oh my goodness. Very nice.

Very nice. Very nice. That's a great ass. Go right ahead.

I think she wouldn't mind. See what I mean? This is exactly what I mean. This is for sound effects.

Yes. Oh, that's great. Oh, so good. I love the way she looks with the sunglasses.

You've got to get a shot from this direction. Licking ass with sunglasses. You've got to come around. The hot photographer has to stay here.

Wait, what? Pineapple sunglasses. She can sit in my lap if she wants. Hey, there's a fucking vacant lamp right here.

Oh, she's biting that ass. Let's keep it quiet. Right here. You really do like spiking a nice female ass, I can see.

If you definitely need a shot. She's wiggling her ass. Right here. No, here.

I'm less creepy. I was here for a while. I'm less creepy. How's she doing there?

She's making up your asshole. Yeah. Did you ever know a bank teller could be such a good analinguist? I've worked with her a lot.

She was a dirty gal. She's a dirty girl. She's been telling me she's a good girl. So would you put on a pair of panties for Panty Boy?

Fucking. That means you have to take your pants off. Panty girl. There's something.

This one's not a thong. This is a little boy shirt. Look at the half photographer. Hey doc, you've got 50.

And those are little boy shirts. Dr. Susie, you've got 15 minutes. I do, do I? 15 minutes.

That's certainly more than enough time for Jamie to take her pants off. And put on panties. Jamie, take the whole 15. Yes.

So happy masturbation month, Jamie. Okay. Did you know it was? I guess not.

So what is your favorite way to masturbate? Roll up around my neck. I saw that last time you were here. There we go.

Look at those. Hot, hot. I think though that the bra doesn't match. You have to take the bra.

Yeah. Do the butt thing again, Jamie. Okay. Sit down.

So I want to say hi to Holly. Holly Stevens. Welcome back. Holly, you look great.

You've been going through your own struggles. I've been going through some shit, my dear. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I would describe it that way.

But yeah. Okay. Holly, how would you describe? I mean, you...

By the way, Holly is an old friend. Came to the show many, many years ago. 2004. 2004 Christmas.

The first time I was ever tied up was on your show. Mr. Genevieve tied you up for us. And then you peed into a glass.

And Sissy made drank it. Oh yeah. Where's Sissy made these days? Not around.

You were awesome. And you still are. Especially with your pineapple sunglasses on. I was trying to impress you.

No, I am very impressed. I'd be more impressed if you were topless with pineapple sunglasses. You're going to see my cancer boob.

That's all right. You'll see what's up. Whoa. There's another one.

Interesting. Holly is going through a struggle with cancer. And it looks like she's winning. She's going to win.

She is a winner. She is a winner. Winner. So how are you doing it?

One day at a time. You're doing more drugs than Charlie Sheen? I am not. Actually,

I'm trying to eat sugar. Apparently sugar feeds cancer. Sugar loves cancer.

I love sugar though. It's really hard. I can't tell you to drink that Tiger's blood because it's mostly sugar.

I'm drinking red wine. That's good. Very good. You look fabulous.

Thank you. I've been through a lot. You look amazing too. And why can't I see your tits?

Thank you. I just took all the pictures. You got some great titties. Don't just sit there and suck on them.

Don't just look at it and eat it. Wait a minute. Susie. I can't flip over and give you a hug.

Titties kiss. I also got cancer. In my bladder. You want to see my cancer bladder?

Yes. Can we rub our cancer together? Absolutely. There's so many people with cancer now.

Can we rub our cancer together? He does. My show is more and more about sex and death. It's part of life.

Where is the talking man at? There's sex and there's death. What else is there? The talking man.

Sex is the essence of life. The trip we play on death. Being sexy and being sexual helps you to develop.

Well, it's going to happen sooner or later. It does. As soon as I found out that I had cancer, the first thing

I went through my head and told my friend was we could kidnap a rich person right now. Let's just kidnap somebody.

Let's just do it. First thing. Let's just rob a bank or kidnap somebody.

You could. I could totally rob a bank right now. You got to rob a bank. No, don't rob a bank.

You do. There's a lot of money in banks. Life is like this. Charlie Sheen said

it all comes down to moments. It really does and that was definitely a moment. There you go. Me too. I understand.

It all comes down to moments. Max, you got cancer. You got cancer. Let's fucking rob a bank.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Or you could stick that up somewhere. Holly, let me get some glasses.

We'll go out in a few minutes. Right. I mean, I've got the disguise for you to do the bank robber. Let's rob the TV.

We're having gay sex for a moment. I didn't offer my new guests any agua. Would you like agua?

You're done. You're drinking what? I've been drinking. For years.

We've had a moment. I'm on a diet, but fuck you. No shit happens. It's a weekend.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Were you a Charlie Sheen goddess in the movie? Yes, she was.

And you too. A blonde goddess. I was the blonde one. I was the one hiding in the bathroom.

You are the fucked up one. Yes, I was. You were so right. What if Charlie Sheen wanted you to join

his volcano of truth? I would fuck him. How would you fuck him? I second that question.

I would suck his balls and his asshole. His balls? The balls, right. I'm Charlie Sheen.

I would come out of that. Those balls and his asshole, right? I'd suck the money. You weren't so excited about it.

No, no, I'm not. But if thousands of dollars are coming out of it, I mean... Well, I think that goes with the...

Leave the drama out and just give me a thousand dollars. I would fuck the dude just for the story, seriously. Yeah. That would last a lifetime.

That's more than money. Would you do whatever he says or would you take over? No, I wouldn't do whatever he said.

I mean, I might kind of agree to certain things if you want to go away to a certain point, but, you know, I have my limits,

but, you know, I definitely go to a certain point with him probably further than other people. Everybody has their price.

She says in that Russian knowing accent. Everybody has their price. And you have offered that price. And you know the price.

It's different every time. That's cool. But I would do... I would go further with Charlie Sheen

than I would with most. Did you have sex with Porto Charlie Sheen here? Yeah. You know what?

I actually have sex with this Charlie two times for two times. How is he? Is he good? Don't kiss and tell.

Don't kiss and tell. Before, when I still have hair. What is it with everyone shaving? Is this for you?

No, no. If I only... If only it was that cool. Yeah.

I would not. So, Holly, did you have sex with Porto Charlie Sheen here? I did.

So, how do you... Does he have a Donna's DNA? Oh, no, he's fantastic. We've shot several times before.

I think... Actually, I want to apologize for probably driving you insane because I kept you up

for a while. I felt like that. No, he was there all day fucking chicks.

And by the end of the night, I was like... How did you deal with that? That he was all day long

when I got to say... I was a little disrespectful. I just want to apologize for that. Back to back?

No, I just felt like... With the dialogue... With the dialogue, I felt like I kept us there later.

Oh, no, your dialogue sucked, but the pussy was awesome. The dialogue was amazing. She was totally a character. What are you talking about?

That was amazing. Well, I'm glad you got the snatch after and still before. Now, who was the weed-smoking goddess? That was embarrassing.

I mean, isn't there a weed-smoking goddess? This was pre-goddess. Oh, I think we were way down there once. Yeah.

Can I just blow this candle? Sure. Look at that. Deep throat.

I have ability for deep throat. You have ability for deep throat? I'm right here and she's blowing a candle. What the fuck?

Okay. What is that? Hello, gentlemen. That's thin.

Okay, what about this one? This one's better. I put this one in my mouth, it's way thicker. It's very good, very good.

Can I have a little refreshment? Actually, it's the same size as this. Look. It's too hard to suck. No fun to suck.

I put that in my mouth, it's the same as that can. Okay, let's find this one. I have panties attached. Dr. Suzy.

Why are you wearing panties, Suzy? Suzy, you've got seven minutes. I know, I have seven minutes. Seven minutes of awesome time.

Seven minutes of awesome time. I'm trying to find a good dildo for our little Vicki to demonstrate her abilities.

What about my hands? She's a jack-o-lady. That's bigger than the candle. Oh, my God.

There's this one. Come on, you're not even trying. Unhinge the jaw. Are you Renee?

Can you just pull your jaw out? I mean, that's like what snakes do, right? You know what, Renee from New Sensation's quarter. Who's going to crush the penis?

Have you heard Renee talk about big dildos? She says, if you can have a baby you can take this dildo. Suzy, I want to jump in your bed.

Come on, my bed, Holly. Let's go, let's say goodbye to everybody. You can have a baby. Should we put a condom on?

Yeah. Holly, come on up. Come up on the bed. A condom, Amy, a condom.

Here we go. It was shorter. Oh, look at Holly in the 2-2. Yeah.

Yeah, 2-2, Holly. 2-2, Holly. Finally, the hot tower. Beautiful.

Okay, here we go. Wow, look at that. The Russians. Ah, yes.

We had some Russians the other day. You're really good. Oh, look at you.

Get that microphone, Suzy. Yeah, okay. All right, here we go. It's

masturbation month. Ooh, look at this. We've got stuff going on on all sides of the room room.

Okay, except you have to lean back a little bit because this tech department, we need a longer wire here. We have a long wire.

Susan, it's all jumbled up. Oh, there you go. Let me help you with that.

Okay, good. It's just water, it's just water, but it's effective. I thought I was having massive flashbacks.

Yeah. Oh, there we go. Those are those luscious big lips that Charlie Sheen loves.

We now know that Charlie Sheen has a big lip fetish. I'm not sure how we know that, but Evan says it's true.

He's a little busy now. It's true. Where's your evidence? How do you get that?

Here we go. Conalingus, it's close to masturbation month, close enough. We'll take it.

Holly Stevens, who when she first came on my show, was called Holly Wood. Yes.

I'll say decade. Here she is with the bank teller turned porn star who would rather be here

than in Charlie Sheen's multi-million dollar tour. Charlie wants to be here, and I'm here.

That's right. Winning. Absolutely. Charlie Sheen would love to have

his pussy licked like this. Whatever, his tiger. Yes. Holly's doing a good job.

I like the way your little skirt is right up here. Very nice. It matches the sunglasses.

Just penetrate her. Yeah. Okay. And now,

just in case you're interested, here we go. And now we have a little mutual masturbation

here with the famous Hitachi Magic Wand available in Dr. Susie's Shopping Heaven.

Oh my. Maybe you can welcome in masturbation month with something resembling an orgasm.

Oh, yeah. And the condom matches your panties. Panty boy will be so excited. Very good.

Pretty, pretty. Vicki Chase, bank teller pussy. I bet everybody wants to make a deposit there. Oh, yes.

And meanwhile, Charlie Sheen aka Evan Stone is getting his money shot

sucked. Yes. Yes. Oh, she's going to come.

She's going to welcome him. Mary Masturbation Month from the Jim Powers crew of Charlie Sheen's

Corno Adventure right here on Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web.

Yes. Take back to the bank, honey. I almost want to high five here, Susie. You can't high five me.

Your hands are busy. Yes. Wow. I love you.

I love you forever. I miss you so much. Oh, you're here. I know. It's so fun. I'm like back here.

I have a hand in some hot chicks. Vicki Chase is not just some hot chick. She's a really hot chick. She's a really hot chick.

Yeah, really hot. You know, we're sort of at the end of the show. We got to say good night. But I'm going to just

let the post-show just keep going. Let's find out where we're going. You welcomed Masturbation Month right in here, didn't you?

With these pretty little panties. Woo. And Jim Powers. Thank you for bringing your brush.

And Evan Stone. Thank you so much. Drinking Tiger Blood. And it is Cock Sucked

by Janie Jane. Who is also sucking your husband. Yeah.

There you go. Cock Sucker there. That's awesome. Cock.

One's not enough. Never. This is definitely Charlie Sheen's Porno Adventure right here

on the Dr. Susan Block Show. We are just so happy to have you. We love you. We do.

And we want to thank you for celebrating Masturbation Month with us kicking it off. It's the beginning of May. And masturbate every day.

Even if you have to get someone to masturbate you, that's just fine. I think that Jamie is masturbating Evan and Eric

with her mouth. That's basically masturbating with her mouth. And we want you to be good. Be happy.

Wank or spank. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. Tell them you love them. I love you guys. I love you.

Come for us. We love you. Come for yourself. Yes.

Come, come, come. Come Charlie Sheen. Do you want me to keep my mic? Take it off.

I can't hear you. Okay. Well the broadcast is over but the show goes on.

And on and on. And now we have a beautiful scene between husband and wife. A simple bank teller

and her beloved husband. And there is Charlie Sheen over there. I mean, Evan's done. Looks like Charlie Sheen got...

Sunglasses, Max. Sunglasses. Full penetration. Fingers, they're... Flexive. Yes, come, come.

Yes, come, come. All of it. Suck up that Adonis DNA. Suck it up. It's good for you, you know. I think that's probably something your doctor would approve of.

Yeah, suck it up off those glasses. Yes. Oh, beautiful. Adonis DNA. And Holly gets the prize.

Yeah. That's so beautiful. God, I think that's probably like the eighth time you've come today.

Right? Or something. Did you do a hustler scene? Evan Stone is Charlie Sheen plus

plus plus plus plus plus We're so glad you quit the banking business and enjoyed us

and as you are a star...