Eros Day X: Venus & Eros

Full transcript of Eros Day X: Venus & Eros on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

I want you to breathe deep. The ancient Eros is said to have blown the breath of life into all creatures. And this is what I call the original blow job. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners.

If the spirit of Eros is with me tonight, and I feel that it is, I will raise up ye who are limp, and I will make with ye who are dry. That's holy water, brothers and sisters.

It's good for the skin. Yeah. What are we passing around? Wafers?

Is this some sort of religious thing? Egg rolls. Wine. Let's get some wine.

Wine. Perfect. Actually, I know. I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to pass around. This is a wonderful drink, brothers and sisters. Agua. This is the cocoa herbal liquor.

All right. Who's going to be my poorer? Who's going to be my, oh, yeah, you want to pour? Okay.

This is the lovely Natasha. You have to be naked if you're going to pour. He's naked. He's naked.

Okay. Don't give me your egg roll. Would someone take Natasha's egg roll? Oh, okay.

Venus is going to eat your egg roll. This is a really special moment. You should always feed your goddess. And the orgy is beginning.

By the way, Venus is not an adult performer, but she does eat egg rolls on camera. That's kind of dirty, huh? She's eating that egg roll.

Oh, yeah. Eat that egg roll, girl. Are you getting this? Get a load of this egg roll eating scene, please.

This is origin. That was very good. You're swallowing it, too. Wow.

Our Venus swallows. Yes. All right. Natasha, here.

This is Agua Coviloper. Here are some shot glasses. And you have to pass around this stuff, too. This is the lime powder.

And the lime powder is what you use. Here. Can you put this on your neck? Yeah.

Okay. Okay, right here. Just a little powder here, right here. And she's a goddess of some sort.

I think that would be Demeter. Demeter, right? Demeter. Demeter.

You know, she's providing the grain alcohol or something like that. Right? The goddess of grain. Right?

Okay. Okay, so here's the lime. Okay, you lick the lime off of the nipples and then you drink a shot. Okay?

Lick the lime off of the nipples and then drink the shot. Okay? Natasha would say that the Russian accent, of course. But, okay.

So now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I introduce to you the goddess of love, Venus. Aphrodite to the Greeks. Miss Piglet to her friends.

America to us all. She is now going to lick the lime powder off of the nipple of her acolyte. They worship her as Venus. Sister Natasha.

And by the way, Miss Piglet is not an adult performer. She is a goddess. The goddess of love. Stand up, Venus.

Take a bow. That was beautiful. Let's hear it for Venus. Yay.

Okay, and I was all around. Lick your lime off of the nipple of your choice or perhaps a finger, you know. The tip of the nose. Venus.

Yeah. All right. We have a lovely lady. Mistress Nicolette, of course.

With a great bra. Look at that. Goatier bra. Yeah.

Would you like an Obamaconda? Oh, yes. Okay. This is Venus.

And she is allowing herself to be worshiped. By the way, this is not in her contract. Not at all. And it isn't even part of her program.

But she is allowing herself to be worshiped. By the lovely dominatrix. So, you know, everybody has to serve somebody. And even dominatrixes do worship the goddess of love.

Thank you. This is Paris, by the way. Let's hear it for Paris over here. Paris is another god.

And a hero. Although he started a war. But at least he's overlooked. Here we go.

Now we have a microphone. This is Venus. Hello. Venus.

How do you feel? To be free once more. America. Blissful.

All right. That's a good way for a goddess to be. Okay. You're about to be worshiped now.

Can you rub it a little bit, my nipple? It fell off. It fell off. I know how to get it to stay.

Okay. There she goes. Lick it up. Now the shot.

Okay. It's the nasty green fairy. On one. He's Orgy Starter.

Oh, yeah. Cocoa liqueur. It is perfectly legal. But it is made from the cocoa leaf.

Which is very, you know. Not legal. Not legal. But the liqueur somehow is.

And I'm not sure how that is. Okay. Venus. Yes.

Did that feel good? Yes. Did you get a good job this worship? Yes.

She did. Venus. Yes. She did.

Oh. We are so happy, oh goddess. To have reached you. Yes.

Obama Rose. Thank you so much for gracing our ball. Thank you. No problem.

How are you doing on this day? This is your day. This is your holiday. I feel great.

You feel great. Yeah. How do you feel? Have you ever been at, you know.

At a big gathering? You must have been at gatherings in your honor. You're a god. Oh, yeah.

All the time. All the time. Yeah. So how is this one compared to all the other ones?

A little bit sexier. A little bit sexier than the other ones? Yeah. Yeah.

There's some sex going on out there. At least the potential. At least the hope. There's actually not really sex going on as of now.

But there is some hope. What is it about hope that makes us so horny? Venus, give us your blessing. I bless all with a horny, happy, blissful and naked night.

And do we have a future? We're hoping that in the future we will have more peace. Have more openness. Have more pleasure.

I mean, do you think that that's what's going to happen, Venus? I mean, you're a goddess, so you should know. I know. You know that that's what's going to happen.

It's happening. It's happening now. Yeah. Even though we just bombed Pakistan.

Why, why? Right. Well, we did. I mean, I know it's fucked up, but I have fucked up.

It's fucked up. You know. Well, you're not, you're an, you're a god. Okay.

But politicians, they always have to bomb somebody, right? I don't know. Drop pocket rockets, not patriot missiles. Here.

What do we do with it? What do we do with it? Venus, you're Venus. I know.

Tell me what to do with it. Venus, you don't know what to do with a pocket rocket? Oh, it's so pretty. Yes, you do.

It's red. I love red. Your color. I know.

The color of Venus. Yeah. Apples. Yes.

Apples and Venus. Yes. Would you like a pocket rocket over there, ladies? Yes.

Yes. Pocket rockets. You have to use them though. And why don't you pass these around?

Obama condoms. Just pass around the, the basket. Just right around here. How are you doing with that pocket rocket, Venus?

Good. I'm getting closer. Well, so Venus and Eros, will you grace us with your presence tonight? Will you walk among the humans in your divinity, in your nudity, in your beauty?

Will you, will you inspire us to change from our everyday selves into something magical? Something divine, like me. Will you help us? Venus, will you help us, Eros?

With pleasure. With pleasure. Pleasure. Amen.

Can I hear one? Amen. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an amen? What? No. We have to have instructions on how to turn on the pocket rockets.

And now I would like the three lovely graces. I'm going to have three graces up now. These three ladies. Can I have these three graces up on the bed?

Can I have these three graces up on the bed? Mmm.