Air Date: 07/30/2011 Enter the Enchanted Forest of female ejaculation with the Three Squirting Graces in this summer hot, soaking wet, slightly Shakespearean , sparkling, shooting, spanking, spurting, spectacular gusher of a show. It’s Holy Water, Brothers and Sisters!

Though last week at the Speakeasy began with a shocking betrayal (more on that later), things took a sweet turnaround when the Bonobo Gang, friends and lovers stepped out in our big black Obama bus to the 40th anniversary party at the Pleasure Chest, helping men, women and everyone in between hump comfortably since the 1970’s. And though we are still trying to repair the damage left in the toxic wake of our ex-producer’s rampaging exit, it’s nice to be able to take a break from all that to do a stimulating RadioSUZY1 show exploring the fine art of teaserama. That is, teasing…and pleasing, from saucy and retro to freaky and nouveau, where fetish meets burlesque for a body shot. Tonight’s guests range from blood orgy vamps who pierce themselves for your pleasure right on the air, to a whipped cream pie-playing, topless, cheesecake-style pin-up, burlesque dancer. Because why throw a pie in a face when you can slap it on some pretty titties and then lick it off?

Maybe you find communal ecstasy, or what author Barbara Ehrenreich calls “collective joy,” through praying in a packed church, cheering your team at a sporting event or dancing in your seat at a rock concert. Or maybe you prefer to find it the good old-fashioned way: joining in a friendly neighborhood orgy. That’s how we do it here every once in a while at the Speakeasy, and we do it to the max in this Erotique TV anniversary fornication fest, exploring and celebrating group sex in the digital age. With a dozen erotically intertwined, practically naked, male and female bodies sucking, screwing and squirting on and around my broadcast bed, this show ranks as the biggest single orgy in the Womb Room yet (Eros Days have had more people having sex but they were spread out all over the Speakeasy). Factor in the thousands of listeners and viewers worldwide participating digitally, and I believe we can honestly call it an orgy of Olympian proportions. And it’s the Bonobo Way–at feeding time (cake, Agwa, squirt and semen). The fact that our Erotique Sex Party falls on the eve of the 10th anniversary of 9/11 just renders the whole damn orgy even more sacred and profound, as we are celebrating ethical hedonism in the face of terror, communal love instead of mindless killing, and “double vag” over double-crossing the public. Amen and Awomen.

Air Date: 8/27/11 The irresistible seductive power of the ancient Greek Sirens was said to have driven many a haplessly horny sailor to shipwreck off the rocky coast of their island. But these mythological femme fatales pale in comparison to my real-life Summer Sirens—porn stars, poets, sex-workers and webcam girls—who push the temperature of this super steamy episode of The Dr. Susan Block Show right on up through the Womb Room roof, stripping, sucking and squirting up a sizzling hot tropical storm. It’s Holy Water, Brothers & Sisters! It’s good for the skin, not to mention the libido—and the soul. And no, I don’t mention my cyber woes once during this amazing, invigorating, hot wet show! Who can think of anything bad when surrounded by seductive sirens like these?

Maybe you find communal ecstasy, or what author Barbara Ehrenreich calls “collective joy,” through praying in a packed church, cheering your team at a sporting event or dancing in your seat at a rock concert. Or maybe you prefer to find it the good old-fashioned way: joining in a friendly neighborhood orgy. That’s how we do it here every once in a while at the Speakeasy, and we do it to the max in this Erotique TV anniversary fornication fest, exploring and celebrating group sex in the digital age. With a dozen erotically intertwined, practically naked, male and female bodies sucking, screwing and squirting on and around my broadcast bed, this show ranks as the biggest single orgy in the Womb Room yet (Eros Days have had more people having sex but they were spread out all over the Speakeasy). Factor in the thousands of listeners and viewers worldwide participating digitally, and I believe we can honestly call it an orgy of Olympian proportions. And it’s the Bonobo Way–at feeding time (cake, Agwa, squirt and semen). The fact that our Erotique Sex Party falls on the eve of the 10th anniversary of 9/11 just renders the whole damn orgy even more sacred and profound, as we are celebrating ethical hedonism in the face of terror, communal love instead of mindless killing, and “double vag” over double-crossing the public. Amen and Awomen.

Air Date: 10/27/2012 Halloween 2012 in BonoboVille opens with a lyrical and satirical resurrection of the hot witch within and a discussion amongst my guests of the dynamics of fear and arousal. Stimulating as all this brain food is, there’s only so much it can satisfy the ravenous, hedonistic appetites of the wildly painted and flamboyantly costumed Speakeasy congregation. So it isn’t long before an orgy of orgasming angels, screwing zombies and squirting pussycats explodes upon my bed of broken glass and skeletons (DrSuzy.tv producer Tasia Sutor’s frighteningly hot set), by a bubbling cauldron of bobbing dildos, your happy hostess flying around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom. Harry Potter, eat your heart out. We know how to fly Halloween.

Halloween 2012 in BonoboVille opens with a lyrical and satirical resurrection of the hot witch within and a discussion amongst my guests of the dynamics of fear and arousal. Stimulating as all this brain food is, there’s only so much it can satisfy the ravenous, hedonistic appetites of the wildly painted and flamboyantly costumed Speakeasy congregation. So it isn’t long before an orgy of orgasming angels, screwing zombies and squirting pussycats explodes upon my bed of broken glass and skeletons (DrSuzy.tv producer Tasia Sutor’s frighteningly hot set), by a bubbling cauldron of bobbing dildos, your happy hostess flying around the Womb Room on my Magic Dildonic Vibrating Broom. Harry Potter, eat your heart out. We know how to fly Halloween.

This year, Passover not only coincides with Easter Eve, but overlaps another ritual—Saturday night’s live broadcast of The Dr. Susan Block Show….So, blending ancient traditions from different religions with a generous helping of Speakeasy-style Commedia Erotica and ethical hedonism, I host my own exotic, erotic, comic, agnostic interpretation of a Passover Easter Eve Last Supper Seder Bacchanal with porn stars, friends and lovers—and guess who is coming to dinner? Back from the undead, He rises….Zombie Jesus! Or is that Elijah? Max? Whoever’s Res-Erection this is, He’s not the only Jesus at the Seder; from Last Supper Jesus to Bunny Jesus to naked-and-bound-to-the-cross Jesus to Divine Interventions adorable Baby Butt Plug Jesus (who just sits quietly on the table throughout the Seder, but gets quite a bit of X action in the after-party), Christ is all around us.

My broadcast bed is transformed into a launch pad for Anthony Winn’s fabulous new series of Stripperella comic books, Angela Sommer’s gorgeous new site and a total orgasmic blast-off aboard our brand new Sybian–the wild mechanical bull of vibrators. Whoever said that diamonds were a girl’s best friend has clearly never rubbed up against one of these babies.