There\u2019s no doubt we love the ladies and their lovely ladyparts here at radioSUZY1, but because we believe in bringing harmony to the universe, this edition of The Dr. Susan Block Show is all about the Big Yang that dangles opposite the Yin in our world, the sausage to the eggs of our balanced breakfast, the rocks and hard places to our soft ones\u2026in other words, the mighty male penis. Rest assured, though, we promise our in-studio guests make sure the night isn\u2019t a total sausage fest. On the girls\u2019 side of the dialogue sit \u201cadult action hero\u201d and fetish model Paris Kennedy, angelically sexy porn newbie Ela Darling, and AVN Hall-of-Famer\/Playboy TV \u201cNightcourt\u201d Bailiff\/IPSA certified sex surrogate Alexandra Silk, not to mention our host Dr. Susan Block. On the boys\u2019 side we have Alexandra\u2019s partner Luc Wylder, celebrated porn star and producer on his way to IPSA certification; fun-loving porn star Bon Jon Syn, newest member of the Block Institute\u2019s team of phone sex therapists; award-winning playwright and raconteur Michael Phillips; therapist and author Dr. Gabriel Constans, whose book The Penis Dialogues: Handle With Care serves as a girthy counterbalance to Eve Ensler\u2019s famed Vagina Monologues; and, of course, Prince Max engineering from his revolutionary outpost in the Speakeasy\u2019s Womb Room. Armed with Pipedream Toys penis candles and her personal copy of The Penis Dialogues, Dr. Suzy turns first to Paris to hear how her perspective on the male member changed when she realized she wasn\u2019t a lesbian, thanks to her experience as a professional sub and how wearing a strap-on makes her feel powerful. Alexandra and Luc explain their own D\/s dynamic, as well as Luc\u2019s feelings about his other best friend and travel companion below the belt. We\u2019re then introduced to Ela\u2014or reintroduced, as Dr. Suzy and Ela shared an intimate romp late in the evening on Eros Day\u2014who enthusiastically sucks on a cock-shaped lollipop while she discusses how doing lesbian porn fills her insatiable chasm of desire for vagina while her husband\u2019s cock fills her other chasm. When Dr. Suzy\u2019s grilling about interesting pet names for the male member stalls on the standardized \u201ccock,\u201d she reads an excerpt of pet names aloud from The Penis Dialogues, including some more old standards (dick, prick, pecker), some metaphoric (member, unit, middle leg), some technical (joystick, hard drive, microphone), and some way out-there (dillywhat and Leno?), and keeps everyone laughing. Michael adds his British touch to the list with his own personal penis names of Todger, Charlie and Bartholomew. As these details start to get everyone a little wet, Dr. Suzy\u2019s penis-shaped water gun gets overly-excited and squirts a money-shot down Ela\u2019s throat before Dr. Constans calls in to offer some dialogue from his book, reading an excerpt about describing an erection to someone who has never experienced one. The talk turns back to the female guests who excite a lot of penises as they show off their bras and panties: sheer red zebra on Ela, red lace on Paris, and the exotic \u201ctransparent\u201d set on Alexandra. With all this exposed skin, it\u2019s logical to start the Agwa \u201ccock\u201dtail tradition, as lime salt disappears in a flurry of licking and sucking. Not to be outdone by the ladies on a show about manhood, Bon strides up to the stripper pole to dramatically expose his own manhood (nicknamed \u201cThe Beast\u201d), dancing as Michael reads an excerpt from his own \u201cPenis Parables\u201d about a boy\u2019s rude awakening to the reality of adult sex. Then Alexandra licks her salt off the back of The Beast. Alas, not all penises work as reliably as Bon\u2019s, and Luc and Alexandra fill us in on what sex surrogacy is, and how it can help individuals and couples overcome sexual dysfunction. Moving right along, from functional erection to ecstatic ejaculation, this last climactic squirt in our dialogue comes not from staff, but the distaff. Ela, Paris, Alexandra, and Dr. Suzy converge on the show bed, and with the help of a Hitachi Magic Wand and Paris\u2019 practiced fingers, Ela squirts for the first time on-camera. And we do mean \u201con-camera,\u201d as her fountain of holy water splashes all over JuxLii\u2019s camera lens! The penises in the room shout their approval (via the mouths of their owners), and Prince Max shouts his solidarity with the ongoing Middle Eastern revolutions, encouraging his revolutionary brothers-in-arms to overthrow the \u2018dick\u2019tators and oppressive regimes that try to hold back sexual and personal freedom from gushing forth. Though the on-air broadcast ends here, the energy stays erect and gushing throughout an Erotic After-Party that climaxes with Dr. Suzy fingering Alexandra to another squirting orgasm all over the floor of the Speakeasy bar. So the penises, the guests of honor for the night, end up being soaked by the rains of female ejaculate\u2026 but we have a feeling they don\u2019t mind.<\/p>\n
Caller 1, Dr. Gabriel Constans, discusses and reads from his book The Penis Dialogues: Handle With Care<\/p>\n
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