Length: 161:22 minutes Air Date: 11\/24\/2012<\/p>\n
Here in BonoboVille, we find sexy ways to celebrate most holidays, even that quintessentially unsexy Fall Festival of Fat and Carbs when millions of Americans gather together with bickering relatives to feed on heaping helpings of mashed and candied calories in commemoration of the genocidal European invasion of this great land we call America.<\/p>\n
So, after getting stuffed (which we do both gastronomically and sexually here in BonoboVille) on Thanksgiving Thursday\u2014with digestion (or indigestion) and shopping on Black Friday\u2014it\u2019s time to leave the kids with a sitter*, clean up the spatulas, get out the paddles and celebrate SPANKSgiving Saturday night!<\/p>\n
Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, after we \u201cgive thanks\u201d on Thanksgiving for our blessings, we \u201cgive spanks\u201d on Spanksgiving for our so-called sins, as well as for the sheer physical and psychological fun of whacking a set of nice, eager, well-toned, slightly quivering buns. Amen and Awomen.<\/p>\n
This Spanksgiving features an overflowing banquet of spankers, spankees and celebrities, all engaged in or ogling a variety of spankings from over the knee (OTK), to shackled on the bondage cross, to a swat across a tempting behind as it sidles up to the bar.<\/p>\n
We also talk about the impractical, unconstitutional and virtually unenforceable Measure B, and how LA County voters need to be spanked for passing that one\u2014and will be, right in the pocketbook, if the porn industry actually leaves LA.<\/p>\n
Thanksgiving or Spanksgiving, \u2019tis the season to give and give some more. Aside from our usual plea for the bonobos and Sandy victims, there\u2019s the wonderful, award-winning, girl-girl porn star and single mom, Elexis Monroe, now facing a serious bone disease and in need of help from her friends and fans.<\/p>\n
*but make sure the sitter doesn\u2019t spank the kids. As the late great Gore Vidal said, \u201cI\u2019m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.\u201d See Spanking 101 for why spanking children teaches them that violence is the answer and lowers their IQ. So spare the child and save your rod for your deliciously naughty adult lover. Slappy Spanksgiving!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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