Air Date: 6\/23\/2012<\/p>\n
\u201cMy Oberon, what visions have I seen! Methought I was enamored of an ass\u2026\u201d
\nFaerie Queen Titania in A Midsummer Night\u2019s Dream by William Shakespeare, Act 4, Scene 1<\/p>\n
Enter the Enchanted Forest of my Womb Room, and you\u2019ll discover just \u201cwhat fools these mortals be\u201d during this honeymoon hot and wild Commedia Erotica performance of A Midsummer Night\u2019s Wet Dream. Shakespeare might be shaken by our no-holds-barred eroticizing of one of his most brilliant comedies, but I think he\u2019d also be amused, and I know he\u2019d be aroused.<\/p>\n
In Shakespeare\u2019s original Dream, the \u201cass\u201d is a recurring theme. A central character is one \u201cNick Bottom,\u201d and with a name like that, we already know he\u2019s an ass. Then Puck turns Bottom into an actual ass, that is, a jackass or donkey, from the neck up. Though we might assume he\u2019s also hung like a horse or at least a donkey, since there\u2019s no other reason but magic juice that the beautiful Faerie Queen Titania falls in love with Bottom the Ass. Bottom is rather \u201crude,\u201d but we\u2019ve got an elegant Balinese wooden horse to \u201cplay\u201d the ass, with a large, functional dildo \u201cattachment\u201d that turns it into a real \u201chorsepowered\u201d sex machine (Dick Bottom?), topped only by the human sex machine between the legs of one of our surprise guests who\u2013surprise!\u2013turns out to be hung bigger than the horse. We\u2019ve also got a dazzling, dizzying array of awesome naked asses in a variety of colors, shapes and sizes, male, female and shemale)\u2014adorning this unrehearsed megaproduction of the hottest, horniest, honey-moon-iest rendition of A Midsummer Night\u2019s Dream you\u2019ve ever seen. Shakespeare your schoolteacher never taught you (unless your schoolteacher is me).<\/p>\n
Special thanks to my show producer Tasia Sutor who claims not to \u201cunderstand\u201d Shakespeare, but proves herself to be a better, more ingenious Puck than Robin Goodfellow himself, magically transforming my broadcast bed into an Enchanted Forest, turning Master Liam\u2019s wooden horse into a mythological sex machine, and then flying through the air with faerie wings (watch the after-party clips to witness the enchantment). Additional thanks to Pr. Max (whose revolutionary publications are now being featured in a fabulous 14-page spread in Richardson Magazine) and to the entire Bonobo Gang of merry fools for love and faerie wizards who make this madness possible.
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