Air Date: 06\/09\/2012<\/p>\n
It\u2019s another unforgettable orgy in the Womb Room. And what is the cause for celebration this time? To quote the sagacious inscription on the goblet I received as a gift: \u201cIt\u2019s My Fucking Birthday!\u201d And what a bon anniversaire bacchanal of epic proportions it is, commencing with me popping out of my own cake (concocted by RadioSUZY1 producer and passionate cake fetishist Tasia Sutor, assisted by artist Yossie Vardan), surrounded by some of the world\u2019s hottest sexpots, sexperts and sex maniacs in full-on, ecstatic celebration mode. Then things really go off! And by \u201cthings\u201d I mean most of my guests\u2019 clothing as we pile up more beauties in the bed for Sybian rides, spanking, pole-dancing, Adult Play Parlor sex toys for all, Kinky Eddie sex toys for me, sword swallowing (both the sideshow and fellatio variety\u2014at the same time!), as couples and clusters sex it up until the break of dawn on various beds and couches of the Speakeasy, in celebration of the very first \u201csex act\u201d of my long and rather sexual life.<\/p>\n
Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, we are all born from sex. With all due respect to the Virgin Mother, real mothers are not virgins. Neither are fathers. Sex is what brings us into the world, and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a while. Praise be to the power and glory of sex! It keeps you young. And you keep me young. At least you\u2014my readers, listeners, lovers, viewers, friends, clients, tweeps, my awesome, ever-changing socialist\/capitalist BonoboVille community\u2014keep me from ever growing up. The proof is in this party. Thank you all for helping to make my crazy marvelous life possible.
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