The Suzy Awards 2019

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For more information, call us at 213-291-9497, that's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs,

all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an amen? That's right, as Barbara Walters said long before this auspicious year, this is 2020. And you know what they say about hindsight?

It's 2020. Now, I'm not sure if they mean a happy nude rear. But here we are, happy nude rear, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Happy nude rear.

And yeah, it's just a little glimpse. Nothing really actually nude because we still have our Facebook and YouTube cameras on, but a little later when those cameras are turned away, you're going to want to stay tuned to Dr. Susan Block dot com slash live for the real nude rear.

But speaking of hindsight, tonight, live from the little love church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville, it's the 2019 Suzy Awards. Honoring excellence in broadcast artistry and exhibitionism for the eighth consecutive year. The Dr. Susan Block dot TV Awards actually, that's their whole name,

but you know that's a little bit of a mouthful. So we just say the Susies and the Susies recognize erotic performance, sexual intelligence. You know, like emotional intelligence. There's such a thing as sexual intelligence and weapons.

No, not the kind that Drums just used on the Iranian general. Weapons of mass seduction. Celebrating the Bonobo Way of female empowerment. Male well-being.

Sharing resources. Eco-sexuality. And never a more urgent time to honor peace, brothers and sisters, than just about right now.

Peace through pleasure. Because that kind of peace is more fun, I don't know, than peace with no pleasure. So yeah, peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather. And paying tribute with love and humor and deep respect

to those who love and play and work in the fields of peace and sexuality. Which are, in our opinion, very much related. Well before ex-biz, the AVNs, the T's, the Oscars, the Grammys, the Tonys, the Emmys, and the Golden Globes trot out their awards,

well, the greatest sexuality show on earth is here to acknowledge the best of 2019 with the Susies. Yes indeed. Can I get an amen?

Amen! That's better, boys and girls and brothers and sisters. Can I get an amen? Amen!

So our goal, as always, besides having a come-ton of fun, is to advance the cause of sex education and research to inspire better pornography. Yes indeed.

With a more sex-positive and sapiosexually stimulating aesthetic, save the real bonobos from extinction, and support a bonobo-esque ethos in the world. And speaking of ethos, our Bonoboville Ethics Committee

has since our inception stipulated that Dr. Susan Block.TV staff members, no matter how deserving, are ineligible to receive Susie awards. So don't start complaining, because actually we were raised in the United States of everybody gets an award, so we do give a special Dr. Susie.TV staff award

to everyone who we so appreciate on the staff of our show, the greatest sexuality show on earth. And it's kind of like, I guess you could say, a thank you for your service award, right?

Otherwise, all award winners are selected from guest appearances and products and mentions on the 38 live broadcasts of the Dr. Susan Block show in 2019. That's right, we did 38 live broadcasts, I mean, you know, we skipped a few weeks, but we did quite a lot,

38 live broadcasts through 2019. So sit back, pour yourself a flute of champagne or some agua and root for your favorites and enjoy the show. As we honor another hot listicle of sex spurts, sex pots, artists,

exhibitionists, visionaries, revolutionaries, hot babes, and bastards who have appeared, been placed, mentioned, or parodied on the Dr. Susan Block show. As is traditional for the Susies, we don't invite the winners or anyone to our award ceremony. In fact, we actually discourage members and guests from attending this one show.

Now everybody's invited to tune in live as we announce the winners. I am going to announce the winners with the enthusiastic assistants of my adorable assistant, Sunshine, Nick Wayne. How are you doing Sunshine? I'm good.

You're good, you sound kind of low-key. I can help read the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're going to. Okay, so moving right along, you look gorgeous tonight.

Your dress matches are red carpet. Yeah, I wore it for the Susies. Oh, I should have my shoes not this time. Right. You should look elegant on the red carpet.

Exactly, I'm here for the Susies. Now, in a way, the Susies are the pro-sex anti-war and anti-award awards. While some of our categories are serious, many are parodies, and then there are the booby prizes, of course.

As always, we are safety and ecology-minded. So we have carefully placed a glide America vegan condom on the golden head of our Susie statuette. Yay.

With a nice tilt at optimal balance, it looks like a latex halo, or maybe my hat. Though it does have a tendency to fall off like two big condoms do during sex. So, you know, we have to watch out.

So you may notice that I'm moving kind of slow tonight, partly because I have this climate change caused cough again, and then my back went out. I hear all these people saying,

their back went out, now I know what you mean. And of course, it happened to me on New Year's Eve. And we didn't have a really eventful New Year's Eve. We made lemon pigs.

We had a nice little gathering in Bedoboville. And so I found out about these lemon pigs on the Internet. And so I made the big lemon pig. It's good luck for the New Year.

And that's why it has a coin. And it has a little pigtail and raises her eyes. And then Sunshine had to outdo me and make an even better lady pig. Just a lady, not better.

And then the pigs had sex. As you can see, we'll demonstrate that. They kind of do it doggie style for the most part. And lo and behold, two baby pigs.

Oh, golly. Be careful. See, they didn't have their glide condom on. We can throw them a piggy shower. Yeah.

A piglet shower. They're very cute. Anyway, that obviously isn't what threw my back out. I wish I could say it happened during sex.

Wouldn't that be fun? I mean, actually, it was about an hour after sex. When, yeah, it was nice. I mean, the sex was nice.

Right, Max? Yes. Is your microphone on? No.

My heavy breathing. Oh, your heavy breathing. My excitement. We're both coughing.

My excitement. Yes, right. I know what I'm saying. Well, we had some hot sex for New Years.

It was hot. A way to ring in the New Year and then fell asleep. It was very nice. And then, of course, you wake up and you have to go to the bathroom.

So I go to the bathroom. I'm half asleep. And I'm sorry if you're offended by toilet sex. Actually, this isn't about toilet sex at all.

But I'm like, in this post-orgasmic days, you've been there. I hope you've all been there sometime. It's really quite delightful. Except when you cough as you're sitting down on the porcelain throne.

Ah, that just right about broke my back. But I didn't quite break it, though I now have a half broken back. Half broke back mountain. I've heard people say that a story before hurting their back sitting down the toilet.

Yeah. And it's night and they always say it wasn't anything particularly strenuous. One day, I thought I was, I heard myself louder. One time I sat on the toilet and I turned for the toilet paper.

I thought it was a really slight turn and then I hurt my back so bad and it hurt for like three days. Wow. I'm glad to hear other people have toilet accidents. I hear people die on the toilet.

Yeah, Elvis, right? I think that's more from pushing, you know, when you can't go. Straining, yeah. This was more like just coughing as I'm sitting down, which made me hit that seat with a thud.

Anyway. Maybe that's the problem. The toilet seat's so hard and you just have to be careful. You have to sit on it so delicately.

Well, when you're coughing, it's hard to be careful. Yeah, nobody. Yeah. So anyway, what a way to start 2020, huh?

Well, at least I wasn't assassinated, right? Like some people. Anyway, we'll talk more about that in a little while. But yes, indeed.

It was a year that was awesome and awful, terrific, and terrible, or Trumpable. That's how you see it. Actually, yeah, a lot of the terror and the terribleness was caused by the Trumpists. So whether you loved it or hated it, this year is in the rear.

So without further ado, and with a fond farewell to last year's great 38 live shows, let the awarding begin. So you want to assemble the chairs there, sunshine around the red carpet? Let's see if I can walk. Oh, and we have peaches, of course, because this would be our 14th impeachment party.

I know that dog is getting wagged right now to distract from impeachment. And it's really nasty to kill people just to distract other people from your problems. But that's what some people do. But anyway, we're not distracted.

We know that Trump has been impeached. And whether or not the Senate convicts, they probably won't. That impeachment will stain his reputation forever. I mean, if there is a forever, whoops, there goes a peach.

Ooh, you get a big one. You always give me a big one. Suck that peach, girl. Suck it good. Suck. Oh, yeah.

I love it when you suck my peach. All right, so I'm going to move. I just get greedy, and I want the whole thing. So I guess I'll sit here.

Or should I sit here? You get to choose. Yeah, I could sit here. There's the award, and so.

We will begin with our Bonobo Awards because our Bonobo Awards, you know, they might not be the most racy awards for the most part, although some of them are a little racy. But they're certainly very important

because the Bonobos give us our way. They are the Make Love Not War chimpanzees, and we are the Make Love Not War people. So the award for most Bonobo always goes to someone

who is very physically free, as well as intellectually, I guess, free and interested in Bonobos. And knowledgeable, even though that knowledge

could have come just from being on the Dr. Susan Block show, that's okay. I think I'm going to get my whip. And sort of goes with the festive nature of the evening.

And so the winner of most Bonobo is, for the second time, Riley Reyes. Isn't she Bonobo? Yeah!

See, now if you're watching on Dr.SusanBlock.com slash live, you can see Riley's wide open beaver right there. But, you know, if you're in the cheap seats, or seat peeps,

peanut gallery, right? Yeah, if you're in the, yeah. Then, you know, YouTube or Facebook, well, you can't see that.

Sorry, you just have to hear about it. Okay. So moving right along, most Bonobo couple, for the third time, they keep winning.

Max and Susan. Yeah. Well, actually, we should have, we would be winning for the, like,

for the 27th time. They don't even get candy or nothing. No. And we're not that Bonobo on the show.

We're talking about performances on the show. Oh, performance on the show. You guys have to do it shy. I'll be right back. Let me change.

Okay. I don't know if I'm ready for it. We'll make it sexy, baby. We'll make it sexy.

Max is going to come back wearing nothing but a smile. Lingerie. I'm ready to come on Lingerie. Woo-hoo.

That's an exciting show. See, then we might win most Bonobo couple. But see, we haven't done that lately. No.

We haven't, you know, had sex on the show. Have we? No. Not lately.

We did long ago. We did? Yeah, we did. Sort of, yeah, kind of.

Sort of, kind of. There's another thing also that's really important today. This is our 28th year that you and I are doing a show. 28 years.

28 years. And as our friend said when he walked in, he goes, you guys are still standing. Barely.

I'm hobbling with this latest accomplishment. But okay, we're still here. We're here. So without further ado, most Bonobo couple goes to Daniel Watts

and Sheffi Live. Woo-hoo. Oh my goodness. One of them is here.

Wait a second, wait. There he is. He's very Bonobo. Sheffi Live is here.

He's super Bonobo. Wow. Okay, where's the other one? A couple.

A couple. They're very Bonobo, so they're kind of polyamorous. Oh, okay. Okay, grab a microphone.

Well, you know, that's partly why I wanted to surprise you. You could hold your award. What? Picture taken.

I have to say that I know I will accept this for both Daniel and I. Daniel Watts. Now, if you keep moving it around, the condom will fall off

and you could get preggers. Oops, we definitely don't want that to happen. Okay. But I proudly and happily accept this award.

And I don't know if we can compare with you and Max, but maybe someday, you know, there is the future. You'll have a backache like I have right after sex. No, no, he won't.

Danielle will. Oh, right. I don't want to wish that upon Danielle. No, but actually, Max has a backache, too.

No, he got the same backache. Well, let me get something to look forward to. Together a long time and you spend all that time together. Love and work and sex and sleeping.

You start to develop the same symptoms. Well, you know, we move around a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah, she might even be watching right now. We did yoga earlier. She threw her back out. Thank goodness she did not.

She planned on being here. Oh, there's a pic. Put the picture up again. What?

What? Oh, God, where is it? That's from the last time. Oh, yeah, last time.

That was fun. Anniversary. We actually got more bonobo than ever on that show. I know.

That was quite fun. You got very bonobo. Very bonobo. As far as public.

Might even cause you to win another award. We'll see. But we have to get through the bonobo awards. So your time is up.

What do they do? Oh, thank you. The speech is always supposed to be 30 seconds. Let me get back off the work.

You may have to come up again. That was not arranged. Like I said, we do not arrange for the guests to come here. Because if we did an award show where we invited all the nominees,

we would go broke. And we don't have room at the moment. So one day we'll do an award show. We'll rent some place and a big tent.

More people than Trump had. Yeah, and we'll have it catered by fast food, right? That's easy to have more people than Trump. Did he have it catered by McDonald's and Burger King or something?

We'll have it catered by fast food hamburgers. All right. We got to move along. We'll never finish these.

Okay. So bonobo awards. Our most bonobo celebrity for the second time is Ashley Judd. You know, I wanted to give it to somebody else,

but she has done the most this year too as a major celebrity for the bonobos, especially through the bonobo conservation initiative. Most bonobo philanthropist is somebody new. Trammel S. Crow.

And he's a Texan. And we don't even have a picture of him. He's so low-key. But he's, you know, a philanthropist who basically gave a big donation

to the bonobo peace forest and the bonobo conservation initiative to help save the bonobos. Okay. Most bonobo conservation has two awards.

One is for Lola Ya Bonobo. And they, of course, are the sanctuary that saves the baby bonobos. Orphan bonobos. Who have been orphaned by the hunters who kill their parents.

It's terrible in the wild, in the jungle of the Congo. Best bonobo conservation also goes to bonobo conservation initiative. And our friend Sally Cox founded that. And yeah, Cox, that was after a good bonobo name.

And bonobo conservation initiative, they run the peace forest. That, you know, people are getting really involved here to protect these bonobos in the Congo because they, you know, they have problems with these hunters shooting them as well as climate change problems.

Not quite as bad as the Amazon rainforest at the moment. But hey, brothers and sisters, this climate change problem is happening all over. Look at Australia right now. So who knows what is going to hit the Congo.

I also want to say we've known Sally for a long, long time. Yes. When she just started out, nobody was helping her. No.

We were. Well, yeah, we were. But, you know, we didn't give hundreds of millions of dollars. She has come a long way.

She has come a long, long way. And she's won all kinds of awards. Yeah. But I'm sure she cherishes her Susie's.

Yeah. Yeah. She's gotten a few. Anyway, Best Bonobo Promotion is a somewhat newer organization,

the Bonobo Project, which is more about, I guess, public relations for all these other organizations. And they do a great job. And actually, they're going to be promoting the Bonobos through World Bonobo Day,

which is on Valentine's Day. So last year, they gave away copies of the Bonobo way. You know? The Bonobo way, brothers and sisters.

That's right. This went to all these Bonobo buffs who were at this auction sponsored by the Bonobo Project. So, Most Bonobo Off-Campus Radio Interview goes to Sex and the Pews

that did an interview with me. And so that's Off-Campus, not on this show. Although I did talk about it on this show. So that's why I use the term mentioned.

Most Bonobo Off-Campus Video Interview, Secular Sexuality. Woo-hoo! My old friend, Dr. Darrell. And then, of course, the staff award is considered Bonobo

since it goes to the Bonoboville staff. Woo! That sounds like an infection. But, yeah.

We are great. We are great. We are so, so great. It sounds like an infection.

Well, Bonoboville staff. Oh, staff infection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is an infection.

Staff infection. There you go. You got it. You got the joke.

I'm saving it for later. Next subject. Okay. If you were kind of sleepy before,

maybe this will wake you up. Porn for the people. Right. Okay.

So, the first award is for hottest sex. And, I don't know. It wasn't... What if you do it with yourself?

Does that count? No. No. Not for this award.

That would be hottest masturbation. I mean, it's not that doing it with yourself isn't sex. But this is, in this case, I mean a couple people. What is that for?

For two people. I mean, two or three. I think that's my award. You keep wanting all the awards.

That's why I have a Dr. Suzy.TV staff award. I'm trying to get an award. You greedy old staff people. You get the award for greatest husband ever.

Oh, did you all hear that? I am the greatest husband ever. Yeah. You should get him a mug.

This is world's best husband, right? No, I'm a good husband. Don't ask my ex-wives. No.

I am not an ex at the moment. Okay. Moving right along. Oh, I didn't give that person's name.

Those people. And actually, we have a clip to show for these people. Oh, let's show them. Lexi Lore and Eric John.

Oh, yeah. And actually, Chef Delight is in the clip, and so is Danielle. Mom, let me out.

Well. But there they are. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they'll show this on Facebook.

No, we can't show this on Facebook. Okay, Facebook, what we're showing is some serious sex. So if you want to watch this, you're going to have to go to DrSusanBlock.com slash live.

Go there now. Now. It's important. Okay.

We've got to queue it up. Here it comes. Da, da, da. Da, da, da.

This is the Dr. Susan Block Show broadcasting. The live starts now. Oh, yes, baby. Wow.

Right. You met. If you guys didn't go to live right now. Yeah, too bad.

Too bad. Was this not going to last forever? Yeah. You've experienced a lot of things.

But never anything quite like this. Like sex. Like sex. Just a splash.

A little bit of splash. Can we get a little bit? Right on the head or on the shaft? What's going on here?

He's using food for lubricant? Now it is award winning. Is that hot sauce for lubricant? Or I hope not.

What? Oh, okay. Okay. That's good.

Okay. Here she goes. She loves that. Oh.

Wow. He's sour. That's hard. Mm-mm.

Wow. Valentine's splash. There's other flavors, remember, too. Yeah.

I'm so glad we have rock star, chef B lives, vegan chocolate for Valentine's Day. It's a long way to go. You got to get some too. It's the best show ever, Dr. Suzie.

She's excited. That helped me decide to give them the award. There's a lot of them. I haven't even splashed you yet.

Hearing Danielle's summation, she was a voter in the academy of the Suzie's. I've watched that much porn, so I feel... It's all of a sudden just come to life. Like before my hearing, I was like a fairy magic tale.

Yes. Magic. I've never had a magic tale. I've never really been into, like, watching porn.

But I'm totally into, like, life. So I... That's why my house... Is she the one that used to work with Chase Fang?

Oh, yeah. Probably. No, no, she's not. No.

That was another one. Who was that? Oh, okay. They don't pay you enough for Chase.

This is Lexi Lore and Eric John. Okay, can we get Lexi Lore back on? Oh, Facebook camera. You're missing out.

Let me just tell you this. We're watching the hottest sex of the Dr. Susan Block show. In 2019. That's why I'm smiling so much.

You know, I've been looking in agony through most of this show, and now I'm like, wow! Oh, yeah. They've got the king, queen, I'm fucking...

Woo-hoo! Jeff Bezos, eat your heart out. Let alone the pepper. He's a...

What kind of engineer is he? Oh, yeah. Lexi Lore. Engineer.

Oh, he was. A Boeing engineer. A Boeing engineer. He got out while the going was good.

Yeah, yeah. Perhaps. Well, coming. This is why he's going to get another award.

From Eric John. Oh, my goodness. Look at her. Lexi.

Oh, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap. That's how you do that. The tapping.

Did you know that? Did you know that? Come on, you go tap, tap, tap. That's our first tap, tapping ejaculation.

It's coming. The Valentine's Day is coming. Good show. All right.

They were very deserving. All right. No, yeah, they earned it. Now, I do have another award.

I don't usually have this award. For hottest married sex on the show. Oh, that's me. You didn't do it on the show.

We've had very hot married sex, Max. On the show? But we haven't done it on the show. I'd never on the show.

It was going to be on the show. Many years ago. Remember, we did do it on the show. With your penis.

You have a beautiful penis. Much bigger than Eric's. Really? Oh, my goodness.

You betcha. Anyway, we haven't done that in like a few decades. Two decades, I guess. About two and a half.

Two and a half. Two and a half. But nobody's counting but two and a half. When we were newlyweds, the foot fetish video has quite a bit of our sex.

Right. Yes. You want to see the big... Go get the foot fetish video.

Big Max. Okay, okay, I'll look at the foot fetish video. Which we did 28 years ago. So anyway, we didn't do it in 2019.

We've had sex, but it's been, you know, private. So, hottest married sex? Guess. Barbie and Ken.

Close. Danielle Watts and Chef B.Live. Whoa! It's a sweet...

Okay, you can come up because you're wearing a new outfit. Okay, hold the award. So now you're here to represent both Chef B.Live and Danielle. It was literally like I was like right here.

It was right there. You're doing a recreation where you're dry-humping the air. I don't like the many, many shows we've been on. Like the most noble we have ever done.

Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why you got an extra award. Is this the best talk show ever? Right?

So I want to have you... I'm sure you can compare to this. What kind of man watches this show? You see?

A smart one. A smart one. Very intelligent one. Got that one right there.

And a very heart-opened one. A very heart-opened one. A very sexual one. Thank you, Dr. Suzy.

Well... I accepted once again for Danielle and I. My lovely and better part. Alright, you hear that, Danielle?

I think I'm gonna... See? We can't wait till we see you next time, Danielle. So, now.

A very important award. I'm gonna let you guess this one. I bet you can. Because this one is like...

There could be nobody else that would get it. Sexiest Cougar. We've had a lot of hot older women on the show. Yeah, we have.

But I'm talking about the sexiest cougar. So you're giving an award to yourself? Exactly. Oh, you think Max is younger than me?

Only Max? We're talking about my age. No, I do love young men. I am a cougar.

But the sexiest cougar on the Dr. Susan Block show in 2019, as she has been... Sexiest funniest cougar? Well, she might get another award.

But this is for sexiest cougar. That's it. Sally Mullins. Who is a comedian?

Go, Sally. Whoa, nice touchy, Sally. Good job. Nice boobies, Sally.

Good job. Okay. And now, sexiest porn starlet, Cass Rose. I know that's one of Max's favorites, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at her. He likes her.

And she was on a show with a lot of hot women, actually. But she definitely held her own. And she's very young and new to the business. She was a firecracker.

She was. She talked to her. You know, she was with all these cougars and milfs. She really came right out there.

I actually thought she was going to be a dud. I thought... Yeah, I did too. I don't know.

She seemed so young. So young. And then, when you started talking to her, like, wow. Yeah, she had a lot of interesting things to say,

like something about Disneyland. Yeah, she used to be a Disney actor. Right, right. Okay.

Most sapiosexual, Riley Ray's wins it again. You know what sapiosexual means, right? Like, it's smart and sexy. It means that you're turned on by smartness.

She is very turned on by... She's turned on by knowledge and information and educating. And I think that, you know, sort of smarter guys are turned on by her. Guys that want to learn.

I think so. Does she ever say, like, top nerdy to me, baby? I guess. I don't know that nerds are all sapiosexual.

Okay, best male ejaculation? Well, I guess the only male ejaculation that was on the show in 2019 was from Mr. Eric John. Eric John.

All right. All right. Our former Boeing executive who left Boeing before they became really awesome. Buffalo, murdering all kinds of people.

But, you know, I don't know. There's all kinds of American histories. Call our lawyers. Murder people.

Murder Inc. Anyway, and I don't even know if Boeing has really suffered for this. I got to do a show on that with Eric, maybe. And then he can have sex with something.

Oh, yeah. Maybe he knows about the lousy parts and stuff that they put in. Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to talk to him about that next time, you know?

I mean, he was here way back, so we got to have him on again. He's got to defend his title. Okay, best striptease. Now, I could give that to Riley because she did a really good one,

but I didn't want to give her too many awards, you know. No, but I mean, this one is really good. Equally good. This one that I gave the award to and, you know, possibly better.

I'm not going to judge, but I am because I guess I'm the judge. So I feel like you're very far away from me. You want to read the name? I should.

Yeah, that picture is like the, what do you call that, the freeze frame of the middle picture on the journal? By the way, thank you, Harry, for putting these together. It looks like you had a good time doing this.

These are works of art. These screens, slides. Okay, best nude. Someone you know.

Oh yeah, you do have your own. I don't need to give you this. Best nude. I was here.

Can you guess? She was cute. She was young. Gia Gelato.

And she got fully naked. I mean, Danielle could have gotten best nude or Brian, but, I don't know, they got a lot of awards. And look at that bod, really.

I mean, and she was just so free and nice. And she hopped on the motor body, right? And she brought a cute little dog. Yeah, I was thinking she brought a puppy with her.

Don't you worry about that Facebook. Okay, so best filthy mouth. I know. What do you say?

You can say the name. Best filthy mouth. Says he said. There she is.

And you know, says he said it's interesting because that was a show that we called filthy mouth wife because it was that same week that Trump had called. What's her name? Oh, no. You know, Tegan, Chrissy Tegan.

Because she criticized him. A filthy mouthed wife. Right, she said something about. Or no, she didn't even, you know what?

She did not criticize him. He just called her that because her husband, John Legend, who happened to have won Sexiest Man Alive, not on the Susie Awards. He hasn't been on, you know, John, you should be on the Susie Awards. Defend your title.

When our view of sexiest mainstream celebrity, we do have awards like that. So anyway, he did some television show and he didn't give Trump credit. And so Trump went off on Twitter and said he was like a bad singer or low energy or one of those things and loves to call names. And then he said that Chrissy Tegan was a filthy mouthed wife.

Huh, you little assassin, you. Stuck a water pistol in his mouth because he's a silly little assassin. Clean it up in his mouth. Except his silliness is costing so much blood and treasure, as they say.

It's just terrible. And even Betsy is concerned she's come into the room, our dog. And so, yeah, so he called her a filthy mouthed wife. And then she called him a pussy ass bitch.

Happy nude rear, yeah. And he is a pussy ass bitch. I mean, you know, and he's trying to overcompensate for that now as well as to cover up the impeachment by assassinating foreign leaders. Okay, so anyway, back to our awards.

Can you guess? Can you guess? What, the next one? Oh, and I wanted to say, as he said, one, not because that was the name of the show, she won because she really did a pretty good rendition of dirty talk. Do you remember?

I remember her talking about how now she's become vegan and she's like, I've got this new clean, healthy lifestyle where I'm vegan. I remember her talking about being vegan. But that's not what she gets an award for. I know, I'm sorry.

All right, all right. She talked dirty. You got to watch that show or listen on one of our many platforms, Filthy Mouthed Wife. It's one of our more popular ones, probably because of the title. Very popular.

But you can hear Sissy Sev talking dirty pretty well. Pretty damn well. I was impressed. And then she was also smoking quite a bit.

Oh, yeah. She looked good smoking. I could have given her an award for that. She looked good sitting there, she looked good.

All of our guests looked good. Speaking of which, are you going to give a booby prize now to one of our guests? Greatest Tits. Oh, I win the prize right now, I'm Max.

I win the prize, I win the prize. Now these are greatest tits. Big prize. Okay, so we've had some great tits on the show.

And by the way, I guess I think all types of tits are great. All sizes, all shapes. So I don't know, I just thought these were really, they are large. They are natural and they are amazing.

And she also does tricks with them. They come in a pair too. Yeah, well, yeah. And not that all tits have to come in a pair.

You know, a lot of great tits, greatest tits that, you know, just one of them. But the important thing is never leave home without them. If you have them. Second American Express.

So the winner is Quinn Reign. Oh, those were ginormous. All right, so just so that you understand what I mean by that she could move them. She's not just, they're not just these big tits that just hang there.

Let's show the clip. Run to Dr. Suzy. Dot com for SlashLive. We're talking big here.

Is it like bigger than the Twin Powers? So in college it was a 34 GG. A little. 34 is a little.

I'm 34. That's, yeah, that's the rib cage. You can see it over there. I was doing fashion design in college.

And then the, the, the letters is every inch, every inch above the number is a letter. So A is one inch, B is two inch, C is three inch. But do tricks with them. Yeah.

With pasties. Okay. With other things. I don't know what tricks we want.

No, that's a good trick. Thing and. Oh, there you go. Yeah, this was one of our first inspiration work.

A whole apparatus. Fresh paint. I think she had the best personality. I don't know.

When she told me jacked off. House keys. She hides her house keys. How are you guys doing back there?

Are you feeling out of it? Are you mesmerized by the big bouncing boobs? It's interesting. It's interesting, right?

We're in the lawyer's perspective. Look at this. I can't. Imagine that that doesn't hurt to bounce up and down like that.

When I go to the gym and I run, my not really doing good time. There you go. And hers were not even in a sports bra and huge.

So we appreciate the effort. Quinn rain. We really do. And yes, she did have a fantastic,

you know, personality. Just whole style. She may even win another award. We'll see.

But certainly those tits. Greatest tits. You betcha. Okay, now speaking of funny names for awards

or funny names for people. The award for funniest name goes to Amy Guzzler. Whoa. And let me repeat that name.

Amy Guzzler. She was fun. And she had a funny name. And we did hula hoop.

And she was sexy. And. Okay. The next category is kink fetish and BDSM.

Yes. Yes. So most dazzling Dom winning again for like, I think the third time

because she is so dazzling. And she was only on one show this year. But she was dazzling. She played the mother, the queen,

in the Lupercalia. And she was amazing. And that is goddess Phoenix. Yes.

She dressed apart. And she whipped. And she was gorgeous. She was gorgeous.

And she was in charge. And she was part of. You know, she plays well with others as well as she can dominate.

She's like very versatile and very dazzling. And Amazon. You know, she's a wonder woman. These are extraordinary individuals.

And she throws a great pool party. Oh. I mean, I have to say that helps in terms of winning an award.

Inviting me to a great pool party that I actually go to. Okay. So anyway, best kink leader,

Mistress Cyan. She is a great leader of DomCon. And of the movement of the history. Of the history beyond DomCon.

That's because she does many things. But I guess DomCon is, you know, a pretty popular thing. She's also the mistress of sanctuary.

And I probably should know more about what she's the mistress of. She does a lot of lectures at universities. She was around when I was around.

She gave me my first adult birthday spanking. Yeah. By the way, she's one of the things that Trump's people are afraid about.

Yeah. Because she's a trans woman, you mean? Yeah, of course. Because she's a kinkster.

Yes. Yeah. Because the races. These people just like to, you know, kill people.

Yeah. Sorry. No, no, no. She's extraordinary.

We'll get to Trump. She's extraordinary. She is extraordinary. Thank you so much, Mistress Cyan,

for, you know, being part of our world and being such a great leader in our world. It's just so important to all of us that you go out of your way.

And I know that times have not always been easy for you. Yeah. Because, you know, she's had her share of

Oh, absolutely. Physical challenges. Well, yeah, physical challenges and other Other challenges.

All kinds of challenges. And she's always, and she's so sweet. I know. She's just such a sweet, sweet person always,

you know, kind of feminine and sweet and yet very strong, incredibly strong, which you see when she dominates someone or just the way that she administers,

she would be good in politics, actually. Right, right. Maybe she should run for office. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. I'm going to tell her that. You should run for office, Mistress Cyan.

Most likely to run for the Nobel Prize. Most likely to run for the Nobel Prize. So, most well-rounded kinkster, this is really in the pocket of

Rhiannon Arons. Yeah. Yeah, she is so great. And she could win greatest hits,

you know, she does have those kind. I mean... Another woman has been in the movement and you know...

Yeah, yeah. Not so long. She's a younger woman. She's a younger woman, yeah.

But what's great about Rhiannon, I mean, many things are great about Rhiannon, and that's why we call her the most well-rounded kinkster

because she is an MFA. She teaches art in college. I'm not going to say which college. And she's a kinkster.

She's a switch. She'll go both ways and is equally fantastic whether she's dominant or submissive, really.

I don't usually run into people that are so equally fantastic either way. But she really is. And she seems to enjoy.

I think that's a big thing. A lot of people, you know, they're really one, but they'll do the other and that's why they say they're a switch.

And they are, you know, and it's okay. That's cool. It's cool to be versatile.

But she is genuinely interested in both dominance and submission. And she's a milf. She's a mom.

And I can say that. Anyway. So well-rounded. Best animal play monarch

goes to Madame Marguerite for the, I think, is it third time? Maybe.

Or at least second time. I love her. We love Madame Marguerite. She's from Brooklyn, right?

She teaches men how to be a dog. She's very, you know, active in Domcon. And she runs the

The Pet Show. Great art. You know? The Pet Show.

There's a Pet Show. There's a Pony Show. I guess maybe Mistress Ellen is back again and running.

I'm not sure who's running it this year. But certainly Madame Marguerite ran it one year. That's what she does.

And she's very active in Domcon. And I think she's going to ABN, actually. But you've already won an award, Madame Marguerite. So what do you need to go to ABN?

Yeah. So anyway. Most climate change aware fetish.

All right. You know, we've all got to be aware of climate change and the issues.

And so, you know, I think it's good. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. So sometimes it...

Tonight. What are you... What? What are you...

I was talking about climate change. Oh, okay. And the heat. Oh, you're so hot.

How do you prepare for climate change? Those poor people in Australia... What do you put on to prepare for climate change? Well, that's what our

winners are kind of offering in a kind of sort of sexy, funny way. They're not serious.

And yet, they are. It's like, you know, you might as well eroticize a gas mask if you're going to have to wear one.

And so, we give our prize of the most climate change aware fetish to Gas Mask Girl.

And... I think somebody's masturbating right in front of the door. Somebody's masturbating.

The gas messing is like, just that good? Wow. They must be a very climate change

aware fetish. That's great. Laughing about something. Welcome to the show.

Climate change aware fetishist out in the front there. The guests are masturbating. The guests are masturbating.

Oh! No wonder. And you're having phone sex. Oh, and you're having...

Oh, you are masturbating. No, this is not a joke. No. No, this is really...

This is real. He's really doing... He was inspired by, I guess, Eric John.

Awards and... Yeah. Be live jacks off to the awards. Anna really liked it.

Anna is enjoying the side show. Anna. That's why she's laughing. Right.

Just so you know, whenever a girl's laughing at your wiener, I don't know if that's good. Well, I mean,

one of our photographers could take a picture of that. Right? It's a side show, right?

Oh, okay, okay. I just mistakenly heard her laugh. Especially since you're just sitting on the couch photographer.

You can come forward. Take some photos. All right. Okay.

There he goes. He wants to take a picture of jacking off. Much more exciting than

people reading awards, I know. Hey, all right. Most classiest award goes to Sheppy Live.

Yeah. They took out a sick, cozy dude. That looks like a good award. Okay, so speaking of sexy,

our next award is for sexiest dumb. Okay. And I'm not going to say anything else, but that I think this is her fourth time

winning. Really? And congratulations, Madame Raven Ray.

Oh, hi. Love ya. We love you, darling girl. We love you.

We do. And best submissive. I'm going to let you read this one because you know her really well.

You know her as well as I do, really. Best submissive. With three Xs. With three Xs.

Cox. And best spanking. I witnessed this. You did.

You're going to witness it again. What is this? Well, the best spanking ever. The winner who is goddess,

Severa. Woo. And there she is. And now we're going to see some of that spanking

that won her the award. The award-winning spanking. I like the chair in the background. What's going on over there?

I'm going to talk to you about that. Would you like to give spanking? I love spanking. I've just always been into spanking.

Ever since I was a little kid. Oh, here she goes. Right over here. Oops.

Oh, there's no panties. They're really amazing. Good angle. I haven't been able to do that.

Oh, she's serious. Of course. Of course, no underwear. What a naughty girl.

Oh, she's even got the stickers on her shirt. Oh, this is what was made in a great spanking. She's got the stickers. She was punishing her for her seat underwear.

Very good reasons to punish. That always makes it better. And then she took the gloves off. She's so serious.

She's more attention. She's so good at this. God is severe. It's nice and juicy.

Got some big spanking hands. Oh, good for spanking. Oh. Massage it a little.

Massage it. Okay, so. So now we're going to make you count to ten. One, thank you, goddess.

Do you understand the rules? Yes, goddess. Oh, one goddess. Is that what I said?

I said one, thank you, goddess. I will start from zero. Mars, can you come back here? She wants to get spanked so bad.

Two, thank you, goddess. Do we have another? We don't have another phone. Five, thank you, goddess.

Where's the other phone? Six, thank you, goddess. Get your ass up higher. Can we switch the phone?

Seven, thank you, goddess. Can you hear the sound of that? I also see the volume. Eight, thank you, goddess.

Okay. Thank you, goddess. All this and more. We're going to give her one more for good measure

because of this whole sticker situation. Okay, but you're going to play this out. I'm sorry, goddess. This is a funny spanking in addition to being a sexy spanking.

Oh, all right. Let's hear it for goddess Savera. That is amazing. Wow.

I want goddess Savera to be my mommy. Yeah. Well, we can do a little role play and maybe she'll win that award.

We can bring her back for Happy Mother's Day. Okay. So now,

what's next? Best Furry. Best Furry. Oh, well, you actually

were at that show. That was before you became my lovely assistant when you were just a guest.

It was Lupercalia and the winner for Best Furry is Braddy Wolfie. Oh, okay.

Now I remember. I kept looking at it. And I know she's not like one of those total furries. Yes.

Hello. Hey, there you are. Best Dog and Mistress Act. We've heard of Dog and Pony Acts.

Well, this is a Dog and Mistress Act. Mother Tink and Fizzgig. The Wonder Pup. So adorable.

Fizzgig. Fizzgig. Fizzgig even made it into our Gobinobos in 2020

poster. So did a lot of these winners including the next one who won for Best Hot Wax.

Who could that be? Well, we know who that is. The only hot wax. But she's a winner, you know. And that is Madam

Desad Fatal. Whoa, she was so prepared. She was. She was beyond prepared. It wasn't like some other people

they'll do the hot wax with me because I'm doing it. But she came with a great knowledge and she had her own wax

and her wax was not painful. Yeah, it wasn't. And it smelled amazing. By the way, this one's a very popular show already.

Oh, really? The Hanukkah show. Oh, yeah. Because who doesn't want to hear me scream repeatedly

for an hour and a half? Right. Well, you know, it's pretty intense and there's a lot of Jewish people

being killed out there by maniacs and people that are, you know, kind of stimulated by all the racism.

People that don't like Jews. Mmm. Yeah, these little miserable little

people. People who like scapegoats and Jews are the classic scapegoats.

Of course, there are many, many scapegoats. Oh, just blacks. Yeah, sure. We're not the only ones. But we're kind of the classic,

you know, historic scapegoats from long, long ago. I like Jews. Just so everybody knows. I like Jews.

Yeah, that is a jar. And I am juicy. That should be banned from our very elegant set. Yeah, right.

We should be drinking from a jar. From a classy lady. Yeah, you're accusing other people of being classy. Alright, let's move on or else we're not going to have time.

Okay, okay. I got to announce all these awards. Best Bonobo Way Book Spanking also

Madame Desaad Fatale. I didn't realize they were both next to each other. But, you know, she really did the greatest book spanking, right?

Last week. Other people have done a few this year. Actually, Madame Porcelain,

Mistress Porcelain has done some great ones, but she wasn't on the show this year. Best Bonobo Way Book Spanking

by Lake Cox. Whoo! She loves We're not showing this

on Facebook right now. No, no. Most Sensuous Bondage Rigger. Okay, you read this one.

Is Chargabrie. Yeah! And she tied you up. Yeah, and I had that little patriotic cat.

It was so cute. It was so ridiculous. It was cute. I think my boobs look good. Where does she come from?

She's from Italy. No, no, I know. But some community or something. They have a community in Spain. Oh, I didn't know I'd be quizzed on this.

She didn't tell me. No, she's not from Tamara. She's not from Tamara. That's from a couple years ago. I don't know.

Something, yeah. Italian girl. Like something like kinksters or rope. People in a rope.

Yes, yes. Yes, she knew it. You guys work on that while I continue to announce awards.

Okay, the next one is a clip. The next one is a clip. Best Sex Doll. Well, I know.

They were the only sex dolls. Although that you could call a sex doll. He has a gun in his mouth. I wouldn't call him a sex doll.

You little creep. Keep that. You know this one, right, Max? Bamboli?

Oh, yeah, look at that. From the side, you can't see him. Yeah. Okay, so now the winner is Vivant Dolls.

Yeah! Okay. And here comes the clip.

This one is tabula. The dress just comes right off. Yeah. Lifting it right off.

He was so experienced in getting her clothes off so quickly. Wow. She's got some knockers this way. Yeah, yeah, okay.

I can't sit there. I'll move. All right. What size are these? Double half.

Whoa, look at that. That is what you call available. Here come the boobs. The revelation.

Oh. So, you open the mouth. You push it past the teeth. Oh, yeah.

Now, don't do this in real life with a real woman. Push it in like that. Let her take it in at her own pace.

Okay, can I give it to her with this guy? Sure. Wow. We're getting it in there.

Cool. It's going to practically go up to her tits. Alrighty. Next award.

Best Bondisage. Bondisage. It's a thing. Combination of bondage

and massage. And the winner is Sarah Vi.

Yeah! Sarah Vi. She licked my nipple. I remember that.

She massaged her butt. Yeah, she was into massage. Yeah, for sure. And bondage.

So, most sepio-sexual fem-dome. Mmm. She was very sepio-sexual.

Yes. Domina Mara. Domina Mara.

Domina Mara. Wow, very sexy. Very smart. And really

spoke about dominating as a form of therapy. We had a therapist on.

A trauma therapist. And she was talking about being a trauma therapist. And Domina Mara was talking about

being a kinkster, being a mistress who helped her clients with their

PTSD or whatever problems through kink. Interesting stuff

and one of our more popular shows on YouTube is Trauma The Trauma Shrink

and Fem-dome Kink. Trauma Shrink. It's because of the rhyme, I know. Anyway.

She was pretty... I don't know what to say. I don't know. What's the most fascinating fetish?

Sexy. Most fascinating fetish, right? You should read this one. I worked so hard on this one.

I got this guy. This was my idea. Most fascinating fetish. You might be weirded out,

but he was awesome. Malcolm J. Brenner. Yay! Yay!

And, of course, he wrote a book called Wet Goddess about his love affair with a

dolphin named Dolly. So there. And that love affair,

you know, we sort of shorthand called a fetish. I guess the more complicated way, it's a romance.

But it is the most fascinating fetish that we talked about, I think, this year.

I mean, we talked about a lot of fascinating fetishes, from panties to homosexuals who fetishized guns like you, presidents.

And yet, I thought that Malcolm really brought a sensitivity and an intelligence

and poignancy to the tale of his true love affair with this Dolly the dolphin.

Not that we're recommending zoophilia. Not at all. But if you have it,

I don't know. You should learn about it. And I would say that watching this show would teach you something about it.

And it's way too complicated for me to get into right now in an awards show. So you better watch that show. And yes, it is

at DrSusanBlock.com slash dolphin-sex. Okay.

So we can move on to the best hooker. Yeah, okay, let's do that. Best hooker, yeah, yeah, yeah. Amanda Blow.

Whoa. Amanda. Well, she's a hooker now. That's what she says. That's what she likes to call herself.

We love you, Amanda. You are the best. Best. Okay, now this is a new category.

Erotic Arts and Media. Best Splosh Chef.

Wonder who that is. Who could that be? That weird guy. The one that's all

wet with his own sauce. All right. Chef's alive.

Whoa, he's naked. Oh, Jesus Christ. No, we can't have that. Ah, was that on the Facebook?

Somebody grab Facebook. Is that on the camera's book? No. That was a fake wiener.

Yeah, they don't like fake wieners either. Okay. This is probably going to get censored. Yeah, of course.

You know, like that last award went to Amanda Blow. She actually gave me my first blow job on the show.

Thank you, Amanda. What do you do when no one saw that? A award winner just got your

show taken off the air. Yeah. It's common. This is why we don't invite

our award winners to the show. Okay, and you're not even talking on the microphone, so nothing you say

makes any difference. I probably, if Danielle came, we probably would have done it together. Well, it would have been the same, you know.

Yeah, anyway. All right, moving right along. Best Blush Model goes to Danielle Watts.

And we do have the clip. We can show the clip. But Facebook can't see the clip. Right.

I don't know what, that's I guess it's just going to get taken off, but maybe we should take it off. Okay, a lot of this stuff was

we should catch it. How did I catch that? He came out so fast. And I didn't realize nobody was behind the Facebook camera.

Somebody should always be behind it. You don't care if we get it in the beautiful necklace? As long as I'm in the light, Dr. Ceezy.

Oh, look at the hair. The hair is the best part. I mean, not that the tits aren't great.

Wow, look at that. The art on her chest. This is a great fucking television. Go down, go down, go down,

go down, go down, go down. Yum. Yum, me. Pick some chocolate. Yes, sir.

I guess we should go up and down. Danielle Watts is a great performance artist. Let's have a hand.

I want your chocolate. How about if I want your chocolate? Don't allow you to speak. Oh, are we back already?

Okay. That was so amazing. Don't worry about Facebook. Best Splosh blowjob was Lexie Lore.

We already saw. Yeah. We saw that amazing blowjob too. Right, right, right.

Sexiest mainstream actress. Okay, so now here we are with

are we ready? Are we back on Facebook? Or should I? You're recording right here. Okay.

So, sexiest mainstream actress is

none other than Stu's girl. Thank you, Stu,

for bringing by Ling. There she is. She was so sexy.

Very sexy. And a great actress. She's done so much. And

from China, and she's had a very interesting life. She was in Mal's

performance troupe in the in Tibet.

Anyway, she has an interesting life. Plus, she was in movies with Richard Geer and with The Crow.

I'm trying to think of the name. Brandon Lee. Who was killed on that movie. And they changed the laws

about how they have guns on sets and stuff now. Alright. So,

and Facebook, we are back. We had a little issue.

So we had to restart. Noodity. One of the winners of the

Susie awards came running on to the red carpet, naked, which is fine with us, but it gets us banned

from Facebook. It is our community. Well, it is. It's not really.

Well, this one is. But this one is. So they're really invading. You can have a community

there, but your community can't do certain things. The fact is, it's not your community.

It's all Markey Z's community. That's it. It's under his control. He is the emperor of Facebook.

Except for the blood and tears. Yeah, but you know, he's the plutocrat. He's the oligarch of Facebook.

So, you know, he can take you off the air, cut you off from your so-called community. We also don't have to take it

either, do we now? Well, we have our own website where we show the show. We also show it on YouTube.

But on our website, you can see it on censored. That's DrSusanBlock.com So, get off

the Facebook farm and join us. You fear the crowd, right? Or at

bonoboville.com Alright, moving right along with the awards. Boy, this award ceremony.

He's got so many talented people. Most Shakespearean kinkster. Most Shakespearean kinkster. John Barrymore.

Like, he has Shakespearean in his DNA. And best

hairstylist. Alright, I'm glad this part's getting on Facebook because I know he's always on the Facebook farm. My

hairstylist. Mark Brown. And he has a cute little puppy too. He does.

Okay, now we're getting into some of your categories. You might have to read some of the winners. Sexiest stand-up comic.

She was so hot. She was. Little tits, big tweets, right? Yeah.

She got right into it with the winner of the best striptease. Breonna Brooks was there and then she did her own

striptease. I was impressed for a comic. Of course, Sally Mullins does that, but not too many.

So, you're a winner, Elizabeth. You're a winner. And that too.

Now, the next one you could say is a winner, I guess. Most Bonobo comedian. Okay, that's a high award, actually.

Yeah. One of the reasons for that is that was a comedian that Max actually said he made me laugh.

Which Max rarely says about any comedians. I don't know. He always says I can't hear you. I think he can't hear the comedians.

Maybe he can't hear the jokes. You sound like a manager. Oh, I'm a manager. He can't hear the comedians.

Every time I say, when I say I'm sweating like a whore in church, he says, you're a horse in a church? And I'm like, no.

That's my husband you're talking about. Yeah, he says, you said horse and I'm like, no, I said I'm sweating like a whore in church.

And I'm the horse whisperer. Yes. All right, so the winner is, should I read it or do you want to?

Well, actually he took Bonobo comedian from me. So, hey, you're a winner. Mike Eaton. Whoa!

There he is. We had so many Bonobo comedians. We had Eaton and Guzzlin. Eaton and Guzzlin on that show.

It was a fun Christmas show. Eaton and Guzzlin. All right. Best. Okay, you know what?

I lied. No, I didn't. You won an award. Best sacrificial goat. What?

The reason is, I know, I know, I know, but you won because you were not my only camera assistant when you won.

So you can hold it and say thank you. Oh, thank you. Short speech. We're running out of time. Okay, thank you, thank you.

But now we have to get one to Max. No, no, no. He wants one. You were not my assistant when you were on that show.

But he won the award. I know, you don't want to get in trouble. Now Max gets an award. He gets the best husband award.

Best husband award. But you were a great sacrificial goat. I mean, after your role as a sacrificial goat, you did fall asleep.

I was so bad. That's my cover photo on my Facebook. And that was, you know,

when you were just a guest. Okay. Moving right along. Funniest foot fetishist.

Who's getting off on this right now? Robert Goldin. He was quite the foot fetishist.

Yeah, he was like massaging Violet Cox's foot. He was quite funny. He was. He was a funny guy.

Yeah, yeah, no, he had jokes here. And I'm just doing this to get the red bottoms since I'm kicking up my heels. All right.

Red bottoms for the red carpet. Okay. So, funniest lay.

Who got laid in the funniest way? Well, you can just read the award if you don't remember.

John Yavis! He did it! He did it! Yeah. He was. He was the funniest lay.

Not just because he's from Hawaii. Right? He is from Hawaii, right? Or am I wrong? No, I think I'm right.

Anyway, best confession. Okay, read it. Andre Mulligan!

Congratulations, Andre! We even have Andre champagne for you. Yay, Andre! Best confession.

We'll have you back. Okay, now this one is a very interesting award. Complicated award.

First time I'm actually giving this award. Most complex. And she was a comedian. Yeah, but, you know,

she's in the comedian category. Gail Stairs! Woo-hoo! Funniest

fetish film. Brett McCabe in

the Cuckoldriss. Oh, yeah! Yeah! And I love his part, too.

Okay, freakyest fetish film. Freakyest fetish film. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Well, you read this one, you're in it. Drew Debra! It is nation!

It was interesting. This guy we haven't seen in a long time, but he really is sexy. Oh, yeah.

Well, he was on this year, though. So, the winner of Sexiest Rapper is

Ikkor the Wolf! You got to play the wolf sound. Oh, oh, oh! There it is.

Ikkor the Wolf! I'm kind of a rapper, too. Because my last name is MC Wayne. Yeah, but you can't win anymore awards.

No, no, but I'm just out there. Best Spanking Song! Best Spanking Song.

And they're winning this for, like, the up-teens time. Carmina Formosa! The Kingster!

We love their music. And uh, Best

Off-Campus Female Ejaculation Interview. Actually, my only off-campus

female ejaculation interview was Fine Sisterhood! That's why it's the best!

Yeah. And Best Off-Campus Audio Erotica Interview NPR!

Endless Thread! Hotest Stuff! Who does the best? Okay, Hotest Stuff.

Now, this is now Stuffed. Okay. Okay. Best Liquor!

Agua de Bolivia Erbil Coco Leaf Liquor. And Best Leather. I'm wearing it.

Jux Leather. And Best Aphrodisiac Cannebelly Cookies. Mm-hmm.

Yum. We brought some. Since you've been here, well, he brought quite a bit. They are Yummy Edibles.

Best Sex Educational Puppet. The Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Mm-hmm. I think it's throbbing.

And the best condom, of course, is Glide

America Vegan Condoms. So Hotest Sex Toy is the Motor Bunny.

And Hotest Motor Bunny Ride is, okay, there's two.

Panties On is Violet Meyers. We love Violet Meyers. She's so beautiful.

Hotest Motor Bunny Ride Panties Off is Michelle Lust.

And since you've been very patient through a lot of awards giving, we're going to give you another clip.

Here we go. But you Facebook people can only watch it on DrSusBlock.com Live or

at Benobogill.com. Oh, oh. How does it hurt, right? Thank you for translating me.

Or you could be behind me if you prefer. Your first Motor Bunny Ride.

We expected good performance. Yeah. Starting to rattle. Oh, yeah, just taking up

the pace. Just take it up. Oh my goodness. Oh my gosh this is like an e-ticket ride. Yeah, like a Disneyland. Oh I can do that. Yes, you can. You can touch me. Oh my gosh.

Self love September. Self love September. This works. Yes. Oh wow. Faster, faster. That was such a hot ride I remember it the first time. It was the hottest ride of 2019. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It's like a heart.

A little better than a heart. Really, Facebook people, you should be watching us now. Yeah. Dr. Susan Block.TV or binobuville.com. Is riding the motor buddy and goddess Savera is giving her a whack with the riding clock. Or drseasonblock.com slash live.

And there we go. We're good. Oh good. Good. It's awesome. Oh yeah I love this. Yeah. A climax. It's so great. Wow. Savera is so perfect. Is that a comrade?

Is that a comrade or a go? Okay just relax before you get up on your legs. No, you don't want to fall down. Just relax. That was truly amazing. That was amazing.

I think how the awards kind of cluster themselves on certain shows. Some of the more physical shows that we do. I guess they're the more clip oriented winners. So most orgasmic sex toy I have to say is a Hitachi magic wand.

And best alien dildos. Oh we don't have one up here because we got rid of all the dildos. Okay. Bad dragon. Oh but we have them on there.

Best classic orgasmic ride we always give to the Sybian. Even though we use the motor bunny more often but we love you Sybian. And you know we have had many great Sybian rides really. Fantastic. We have a whole video of these amazing orgasmic Sybian rides.

Best sex oh didn't I already do best sex though? I think I did. Okay so I have that twice. Best latex damasque. Oh my god. Yes we love damasque latex and they always pretty much always dress me

for DomCon for the most important events at DomCon which could be the red carpet or it could be my Bonobo Way lecture, Femdoms of the Wild or it could be the Mistress photo. Damasque latex the best.

And most sacred dildos we can have a look right here at these most sacred dildos of divine interventions which is of course how we outfit our nativity scene, our manger. We have the baby Jesus butt plug right here in the arms of a Bonobo

and then the jackhammer Jesus rising at the top of the manger and actually we have a Bonobo angel here made by Miguel. Well the wings are made by Miguel. Very nice wings. Look at these wings. They're incredibly impressive.

Good job. I asked for wings on my angel and of course lots of chocolate coins because didn't the three kings and one of the kings is a Buddha by Ling was really excited about this particular dildo.

That was fun. And so yeah the three kings and of course one of the other kings is Bill Clinton. Hi. He's back for the impeachment. And lots of, lots of gelt. Yes indeed.

Okay. Next award is. Sex and politics. Oh speaking of impeachment we need to eat a peach for this next award which is the next award is I have to find a good peach here. These peaches are different sizes.

I guess like just like penises right. You want a peach don't you to celebrate the winning of the biggest shithole award Donald J. Trumpis. And we do have a funny picture of him with his mouth looking like a shithole.

A tiny butthole. A tiny butthole. Actually the big butthole or butthole you know is a tiny penis. He's a big shithole and you know. We have a bigger bunch of shitholes.

We were all looking forward to 2020 and you have to make it so miserable. You have to make it all about war. Keep that gun in your mouth. And of course the biggest bunch of shitholes is the U.S. Senate.

Not that they're all shitholes because of course Bernie is in the Senate and Elizabeth Warren and a lot of great people. But I guess the general Senate and Mitch McConnell especially saying just everything he's doing I mean saying he's going to you know

work with the White House to try the impeachment. You're going to it's like saying you're working with the accused as a member of the jury you know. Yeah that's what it is.

The Senate is supposed to be a jury. They're not supposed to work with the accused. So yeah but he's doing that. And of course all about tax cuts for the rich and war war war

and more more more. So the biggest bunch of billionaire shitholes. Trump's cabinet right because so many billionaires. And all of them.

Oh the best best impeachment. Where's that fork. There it is. There it is.

Best impeachment. Another one. Sure. Ah.

You know it wasn't a perfect impeachment. But it was the impeachment we got. It was the best we got. And it hasn't finished yet.

That's why we keep having impeachment parties. Because they still have to present the articles of impeachment to the Senate. And I think they should add the assassination of this

Soleimani. Because am I pronouncing him right? Because you know all kinds of illegal aspects to that. Not to mention it being very unbeknown.

Which I'm sure the Senate doesn't care about. But the illegal aspects. Very many. And more stuff's coming about out about Ukraine as well.

So. We are up to best political movement. On the show of course. Dominatrix is against Donald Trump.

AKA dad. Run by. The. Fabulous mistress.

Tara. Indiana. And. With the help of a lot of people like.

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A lot of great. People. With dominatrix is against Donald Trump. Most bonobo presidential candidate.

Who do you think I've picked for this. You all know. And not just because of his policies but also the way he. Dances.

Let's hear it for. Uncle Bernie. That's grandpa Bernie to you but. If only.

He can be the president I don't know that would be amazing. Best Liz Warren. Porn double. Of course.

She really is the greatest. Best Trump turkey. Tim Sewell. Best Trump paddling.

She got Claire. And I think we have a short clip for this. She got Claire. I'll belong.

I remember. They find Uncle Emilius. And. They.

Revent get revenge for. Him leaving them to die. And they. Well they murdered him but we're not going to do that.

We're. Just warming up here. I didn't do it. A little more.

It takes more to kill him. Take a big pizza paddle. Yeah. That's good.

Okay he's dead. He is dead. See that's how we do it in Bonoboville. You come to your mother.

Who greets you. With open arms. She is so delighted. And she gets it.

Sexy. Good. Good sound effects. She's whipping him.

Sexy. Yeah. Yeah. Several award winners right there.

She's so proud of her. Oh. So. Most.

Bonobo political activist. Chris. Gagliardi. You have to say like this.

For the fourth time. For the fourth time. He's a winner. And he does call the show a lot and report on his.

Bonobo political activism. So we appreciate it. You've been here when he's called. And he talked about Bonobo.

I call it Bonobo political activism. Because he's. He likes Bonobo. But he doesn't really talk about him.

He's pro peace. He's pro LGBTQ rights. He's anti-Trump. And he really represents.

I think. His own. Group of. Activist.

Kind of. You know young people. I guess. He has Asperger's syndrome.

Okay. Autism. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean that's why I say he's not Bonobo activist. He's the most Bonobo. Political activist. Right.

Okay. The Bonobo activists were in the beginning. He just gets a. Bonobo political activist.

Okay. Best Trump peepad art. Which is right here. Jeffrey valence.

And. Sexiest political art. Never was. Scott Seidman.

We've got a lot of his art here. First one for you. The speakeasy gallery of Bonoboville. Funny funniest fundamentalist.

Refugee. Guess who this is. Luzer twercky. He's not here.

Except he's a. No. We're not. Nobody is.

Oh, but he has one that I think three or four times in a row Okay, the next one I'm excited about I'm excited about okay sexiest Bernie supporter You want to read it? Yeah, I remember her saying oh

And when I came I thought about Bernie Sanders. I was like, oh my god, she's amazing Right, but it's not only on that level. She also is a member of the Nevada caucus and I'm not sure how it operates. It's a little different. I

Think it's a little bit maybe like the Iowa caucus is a little bit different than the primaries But she's definitely putting her votes to Bernie our most bonobo presidential candidate And you know when the greatest tits is the sexiest Bernie supporter you go far you go far Okay

Sexiest Trumper. Yeah. Well, you know some of the Trumpers are sexy. I would say not most but Some are and the sexiest one and she's even on our Christmas card along with Danielle Watts by the way Danielle Watts Look carefully at yourself. None of the cameras are coming in close

So can that Facebook camera coming closer it can't or do I walk up to it? I don't know nobody's behind it So I don't know what she's watching She's on Facebook. So let well you should get on dr. Susan block comm slash live Daniel Okay

In case you can't see yourself anyway, there's Danielle and Tammy at one of our Christmas shows and Tammy Yes, she has won again for a sexiest Trump or a tiny parrot So We're getting down to it cuckold, okay

This is someone who was not actually on the show, but he was mentioned much worst cuckold Paul Manafort worst Swinger Roger Stone and Yeah, boo for sure because he makes these guys make a bad name for

swingers and cuckolds Who are not bad people, you know, just kind of polyamorous in various ways Sexiest journalism, of course, I'm you know kind of prejudice but

counterpunch and Speaking of counterpunch check out my new End of the year beginning of the new year article go bonobos in

2020 which yeah is More relevant and important than ever now that we're on the verge of war go bonobos which you can also find on dr Susan block comm but if you want to check it out on

The counterpunch go right ahead So I think that's all the awards So I think we must have gone into overtime on this show. No, yes. No, yes So I think we're just gonna wish our

Dr. Susan block comm viewers a happy nude rear But first we're gonna say goodbye to our Facebook Oh, it's like it's like we're in a well, then it's not a nude rear Okay, I'm naked underneath all my clothes. Just so you know. Well, yeah, we all are

right anyway, I Guess that's it. So we want you to You know enjoy the reruns of this show you should watch it on dr. Susan block comm slash live or

Dot TV because that's where you can see the Uncensored goodies, you know, I can't show that stuff on Facebook or YouTube and that's why we have our own channel You guys I know the Facebook people never want to leave

They are it's like he's got a big Oh Speaking of the Trump this I got this present from one of my Bands clients. I don't know friends who I know I think

He kind of likes Trump, but this is a Trump squeezy and I think you can Step on it. So I think I will Because it'll give me a good Yeah, whoa, you what did I do?

You can't you can't like I think he just popped like okay. Have you seen the little pig ones? I Think I made him pop Have you seen the little pig ones? There's little pig ones that are just like daddy spit up right into you're disgusting Ha

Yeah, well, that's what you get for being the biggest shithole. All right, so anyway We're doing our part erotically politically comically every which way so Make like bonobos not

baboons Make love not war Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you I love you and now we're gonna do the happy nude rear so switch off the Facebook camera and

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