Eros Day XIV

Full transcript of Eros Day XIV on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie 1 on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, aeros angels and horny little devils, all you children of sex. And we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God. All the many, many different gods we may or may not be children of. Who knows, none of us on earth know yet. But one thing we do know, we are all children of sex, which means we are all children of aeros.

And today we celebrate Aerostay. Happy Aerostay, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed, the time has come again. So let us come again.

Aerostay comes once a year. I mean, sure, every day could be Aerostay. But, brothers and sisters, we celebrate Aerostay on the day that the planetoid aeros. Yes, this lovely planetoid, which the astrophysicists say is shaped like a banana,

but is really shaped like a hard curved cock. And very well hung about the size of Manhattan I hear. It's a planetoid, which isn't quite as big as a planet, but it is bigger than an asteroid.

So, yeah, with boulder balls. Anyway, it comes closest to earth on Aerostay around this time of year. And we celebrate it. We celebrate the planetoid.

And we celebrate aeros, the God. Yes, the God, brothers and sisters. We celebrate all the gods and goddesses. Well, maybe not all.

There are so many, but we try to do justice to a lot of holidays around the year. But there's nothing quite like Aerostay. Because it's not just about Aerostay God, the God of love and sex and lust and life itself. Aerostay God is said to have actually been here at the very beginning of creation.

One of the four great creators according to Greco-Roman classical legend. He is said to have blown the breadth of life into all creatures, which is what I call the original blow job. And we feel that breadth of life, brothers and sisters, don't we?

When we feel erotic, when we feel turned on. So Aerostay is also about that feeling. Oh, what a feeling. The feeling of passion and lust.

Love, love for sure. But love has many, many stages and aspects and Aerostay celebrates lust. And also a philosophy, the way I celebrate Aerostay. The philosophy of peace through pleasure, the bonobo way.

And Aerostay was introduced to me, gosh, 13, 14 years ago. It's the 14th Aerostay, the 14th annual Aerostay, brothers and sisters. I've been doing Aerostays since the year 2000. And the man, he is a man.

God-like, but he is a man. Actually one of his nicknames is Aerostman. And his name is Lassie Braun. And is Lassie available from Rome.

Lassie Braun is the father of Aerostay. And I hear music. I hear music, the music of the heavens. Mount Olympus is coming down to me.

But Lassie, are you there? Yes, my love. Oh, my love, my love. Lassie, happy Aerostay.

Thank you so much for joining us live from Rome. I know it's very early in the morning. And I was just saying that Lassie is the father of Aerostay, as well as the father of Axel Braun,

who is right now being blessed by Aerost at the AVN Awards, which is one of the reasons there aren't a whole lot of people here in the womb room, because all the porn stars in town go to AVN

to watch Axel being blessed by Eros. But we do have a lovely Eros and Venus. Lord Exeter Miles and Fay. Hello.

Happy Aerostay. There they are. Oh, the engineer is not there. So they don't have voices yet. They are just gods in the spheres.

But they are ready to assume their roles. Lord Exeter as Eros and Fay as Venus, goddess of love and lust. So Lassie, do you remember that day, those days back in 2000

when you introduced me to Aerostay? To know how things are and Eros, you believe, is at the root of how things are. Is that right? It's at the root of our feelings for each other.

Mmm, our erotic feelings are... Erotic feelings and also philosophical feelings. And knowledge. Knowledge of somehow also astronomy.

Because what happens every time that the planetoid is running close to Earth like today, for example, there is an explosion of... Ah, the gamma rays you were telling me about.

Exactly. This is real something that is possible to measure. Is it? It's not just a fantasy, like most of it. But it's real. The reason why in those days

we feel so interesting, love and sex, it's also because of those rays, which originally was called the breath of life. Yes, the breath of life.

And breath is so important to just feeling those erotic feelings, you know, just to breathe deep. Exactly, exactly. In and out.

So this is what I really wish you all is that you take advantage of this period in which the planetoid is going close to Earth and going around Earth

and then continuing its run into space. And this is an unusual holiday in that most holidays don't really celebrate something real that's happening in the heavens.

And Eros Day does. I mean, Eros is really closest to Earth at this time. Well, this is the supremacy. The supremacy of truth, of matter, of philosophy.

You see how many things are involved in this process. Yes, and speaking of matter, I do want to introduce my Eros in Venus and hopefully their microphones are working now.

Lord Exeter. Yes. And welcome, Happy Eros Day. Happy Eros Day to you.

How do you feel about playing Eros tonight? It actually hit me by surprise because, you know, kind of following the footsteps of Michael Vegas and those that came before him,

so this role is actually quite an honor for us. Yeah, Michael Vegas, Jeremy Conway last year and Obama Rose, who's supposed to be here tonight because he was Eros during our Obama inaugural

four years ago. And, oh yeah, we've had a lot of fabulous Eroses and Venuses and now Faye. You are Venus.

How do you feel to be Venus? Quite honored. Yeah. Yeah, I love mythology

and, you know, when I was told that I was going to be Venus tonight, I thought, oh, that's great. She's one of my favorite goddesses.

Yeah, I mean anybody that knows anything about classical mythology loves Venus because she is the goddess of love. And, Lassie, of course Eros Day

is about something very real, which is the planetoid coming closer to Earth, coming closest to Earth

and possibly emitting these gamma rays that really bring out our erotic feelings to keep us warm. But Eros Day also celebrates the mythology

of Eros, the winged god, you know, the Greco-Roman winged god who turned into kind of a little baby boy, a Cupid, but when he first started out

he was more like a young man, right? Exactly. Sexy young man. This is very important to remember

that he had wings. Oh yes, he does have wings. And he was such a beautiful boy and he was flying around

and looking for mating. And this is a very famous sculpture that made Eros and Psyche. Oh, Eros and Psyche, right.

We've got the Eros and Psyche. Don't be jealous, Venus. Of course Venus would be jealous, but Eros and Psyche is one of the more famous

sculptures of Eros because it really shows his wings just soaring, soaring. And he does look like, you know,

he's flying around the heavens. And I mean, Freud said that when we dream of flying that it symbolizes sex.

Of course, Freud thought everything symbolized sex, but certainly flying. And flying is a great thing to dream about, isn't it? Do you ever dream of flying?

Right, so we think that there are angels that flying around. We think it, we feel it. It's a multiplication of Eros

because Eros is before the angels. The angels, they took from Eros. Right, well, I guess Eros is the original angel. Exactly.

You know, right. Eros is, I mean, he was the first angel. He started out with Gaia the Earth and, is it Uranus?

Or Chronos or somebody up there in the sky, one of the daddies. And then Tartarus of the underworld. And Eros is one of the original four.

He's life. Exactly. The other things are more fixed, are more stable in a certain place and role.

But Eros is the one that puts everything together. Eros is dynamic, right. Eros is everything moving and it's sex. Eros is sex.

And sex is what keeps everything moving. Otherwise we'd all be like single cells, celled amoeba and stuff, you know? So our ancestors,

they really come very close to the truth of what was this big planet Earth. Yeah, you think that... With all these people, you see,

how come that all these people are so many and so much around? So it's because they made, and they made other people and other people

and all this gigantic story of mankind and womankind especially. Oh yes, let's talk about Venus. Venus is, you see, in the ancient time,

we have always to remember that, for example, I was, I am often invited to some talk shows here in Italy and also some, you know,

there is a radical party that invites me and they talk about, the last time they talk about prostitution because here there is a problem

that several parties are wanting to legalize prostitution, which is legal, is still legal, but they want to be protected and so on. Okay. Good for them.

In this situation, I spoke about the ancient... say that prostitution is the oldest in the world. Did you ever hear this kind of information and this kind of something that is going around for centuries

in which they say that the oldest profession is prostitution? Of course, it's the oldest profession and not just among humans because animals give sex for meat.

It's a profession among animals, certainly bonobos and lots of animals. Anyway, this story is totally false and we have to be very clear.

Women, oldest profession is not prostitution. Okay. There was no need of prostitution in the ancient time because when they say oldest, what they mean?

They mean in the civilization of the Sumer, the Babylonian... Excuse me, Professor Lasi. You don't have your radio on over there, do you?

No. No, okay. Just checking. Okay. What should I do?

Just keep talking. Okay, okay. It's a talk show. It's a talk show. Very good.

I mean, when you want me to stop... So prostitution... What is the oldest profession then? You see, I made a research in the Sumer

which is the first civilization of mankind about 6,000, 7,000 years ago. And in this there are written a number of professions for women which I wrote in a book that I don't have in this moment anyway.

There are many, many professions and there is nothing about prostitution because we have to understand that in those old times there was no sin.

The idea of sin is something that has been invented by the priest, let's say, the old priest which actually priesthood is the oldest profession of mankind.

The first people who started to talk are priests of all kinds, priest of ancient Sumer, Babylon, and Jewish and Christians and so on. Christians is very recent.

It's only 2,000 years something. Well, it's still quite a career although it's... They started to forbid prostitution because it is clear that if you are having sex

you don't listen to these stupidities that they are spreading around. Well, I think the way I think of prostitution it's just somebody offering sex

in exchange for something else. Whether it's love or a coconut. It's just an exchange of sex. You could enjoy it.

A lot of people enjoy their work. Anyway, prostitution, whatever. I guess we got onto that because Venus is the goddess of prostitutes. I wanted to talk about Venus

because I have a young lady here named Faye Adine who is going to be playing Venus. She's a big fan of Venus who of course is Aphrodite to the Greeks.

Aphrodite being the goddess of love and the origin of the word Aphrodisiac. She is the lover of Eros as well as the mother of Eros.

It kind of gets a little kinky in Mount Olympus. The mother and the lover. It is kind of kinky. And the sister as well.

In a way, yeah. It's sort of a weird kind of... The teacher. Well, definitely the teacher.

Although he teaches her a thing or two as well especially in the Eros and Psyche story. But I've got this little reproduction of the Bronzino painting

that shows Venus winning the golden apple because Paris judged her the most beautiful. Of course she was competing against Athena Minerva

who's not really supposed to be that good looking. She's the goddess of wisdom and war. So not really a hot goddess. And Hera or Juno

who is the goddess of marriage and sort of how women let themselves go. So again, no real competition there. But anyway, she won

and her son and lover Eros is congratulating her with a kiss. So it's very erotic. Very good, my dear.

A wonderful Eros day. Thank you, Lossi. Thank you. We're going to celebrate with our Venus and our Eros

and we thank you so much for introducing us to Eros Day. And we wish you a happy Eros Day. Right.

Yeah, just bask in those healing erotic gamma rays. Very good, very good. Tanti Bacci. So Bacci Bacci.

Bacci Bacci. Okay, ciao, ciao. Il papo di Giorno di Eros, Lossi Bron, the father of Eros Day, the pope of Eros Day

and a father of Axel Bron who some of you might know from his famous parodies of everything that are now winning AVN awards.

So there's an introduction to Eros Day for you all and now we're going to celebrate here in the womb room and of course, you know,

we don't have a lot of people here and interesting crowd. But, you know, we've had all kinds of Eros Days here in the womb room

and we've had hundreds of people, couples, porn stars. Of course, they're all in Vegas right now but we've also had wonderful Eros Days with just one couple and nobody else

just embodying Eros and Venus. And it is a question sometimes of just feeling that spirit and sometimes it's easier than other times.

You know, when you've got a big orgy going on it's easier to feel the spirit of Eros. But I do feel that the spirit of Eros is with me and if the spirit of Eros is with me

I will make hard, ye who are limp and I will make wet, ye who are dry come and be baptized in the holy water of Eros. It's good for the skin.

Yeah, and come and worship in the womb room. We are getting ready to worship our Eros and Venus embodied by Fay and Exeter. And you guys just found out about this like last night, right?

It was actually. We were going to go with a couple of others and they couldn't do it and, you know, forget those others because it's all you guys.

So now, I mean, one of the things that we do that's been a tradition here at Eros Day is a scene of shackling Venus to the bondage cross and it's sort of like Venus, the goddess of love

shackled to the bondage cross, is suffering for our sins kind of like Prometheus was shackled to the rocks and was suffering for humanity. For his gift.

For his gift to humanity of fire. Right. Yes. Yeah, he gave to humanity, he gave us fire

and Venus gave us love. And, you know, as Lassie said, there was a time, I think what he was trying to say is that there was a time when we didn't feel sinful about sex,

that the whole idea of sexual sin is something that came about in what I would say the neolithic period, when farming came about, when people kind of realized where babies came from

and started thinking of each other and land as property. But in any case, there was a time before sin, but now we live in sin. There's sin everywhere.

We feel it. We feel shame. We feel guilt. We feel confusion.

We get worried about ourselves. And Venus suffers for that. And you are Venus. And so we are going to take you and put you on the cross.

Now where is Teja? Where is my producer? Who has created this lovely set for Eros Day? Where is my producer, Teja?

There she is. All right. She looks like a little Eros Angel herself here. Can we have a little applause for Teja?

Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen and women? Amen.

Happy Eros Day, Teja. So now, we are going to be shackling Faye to the Bondage Cross, and where is Master Liam? Oh, okay. I thought that Bennett was working in the office tonight. No. He's just sitting...

Oh, okay. All right. Well, maybe... I mean... Yeah, yeah, because unless we got somebody else that wants to shackle Faye... One minute. You want to run to the bathroom?

You want to run to the ladies room? Even goddesses have to pee. Okay, so are we getting situated? And then you are going to prepare to be Eros.

And Teja, you're going to help him. You've got some wings for Lord Exeter, who is going to become Lord Eros. Yeah, so what are your feelings about Eros?

Well, since I'm actually a very avid believer of hedonism, and I know exactly what you mean about sexuality being personified as sin, especially outside of marriage and everything, going back into the Grecian era,

I love the idea of festivals of just sex. Celebrating human sexuality, letting go, and just enjoying the carnal pleasures of flesh. Well, they did have festivals of Eros and Aphrodite,

and these are, of course, the antecedents to Eros Day. Eros Day is our holiday, though. They didn't know about the planetoid, see? We came up with that, which gives it this interesting reality.

But, yeah, the mythology is just a celebration of hedonism. I mean, they have their rules. I mean, what I like to practice is what I call ethical hedonism. It's not like if it feels good to screw it, although sometimes.

But it is about safe, sane, and consensual, which Eros isn't always about. I mean, I have to admit, Eros is that life force that can be good or bad.

It's not all good, you know, but it is mostly good. It's so much better than it is bad. I mean, as we've been saying for a long time, Eros heals a billion times more than Eros kills.

So there's a little bit of killing by Eros, but mostly killing is Thanatos, the opposite of Eros. Okay, so you have been relieved of your pee. Very good.

And we have, it looks like the great God Pan is going to be taking poor Venus. This is Master Liam playing Pan. You could have a little applause here.

All right. And here comes the lovely Fay. Do you have your gold belt? You do. Very good.

And up she comes to the womb room. And now we're going to have to take the panties off. Well, would you let Pan do that for you? Just remove your clothing.

And... Well, we're going to have some music in just a moment because we're going to be doing the Eros Day prayer. Once we have her shackled, we're not going to pray yet

because we're going to shackle her and then Pan is going to flog her. Facing front, but take the robe off now. You'll be hot enough.

And this is the traditional garb of Venus, which is nothing but a gold belt. Or as they said in those ancient mythologies, a girdle, but not the girdle with, you know,

garters and stuff, but this little gold belt just to show that she's royal. And we're shackling her to the bondage cross with our very nice comfy stock room shackles.

Yes, they are comfy. And by the way, I just want to also give credit to Pipe Dream products for giving us these massive cock candles. Eros Day is an Eros Day without beautiful big cock candles.

Yes, and these are enough for the size queens. So, we are getting ready. Now, she's got some little legs there, Arvinus, this time, but can we shackle her legs as well?

Yeah. Yeah, can we do that? I think there's a flogger back. No, not a big, there's a big rubber one

and there's one behind the bondage cross. Is that static that I hear? Is that something everybody hears? That's just my music of the spheres.

Oh, thank you, Eros, for showering my ear drums with static. It's when I turn my head sometimes. Okay. So, we need a flogger.

So, the one in back of the bondage cross isn't any good? Oh, there's one. Yeah, there you go. So, we're getting situated here.

I'm going to move these wings. We usually have wings for people that just want to get into the spirit of Eros Day. And, whoa, but now these wings are in the way.

Can somebody, I need some help? Where's Teja? Okay. So, soon we're going to do the Eros Day prayer,

not quite yet. We want to get, she's okay, she's all good and shackled. Everybody, you can find a piece of paper nearby that has the Eros Day prayer.

So, I want you to find that. And, okay, we're going to be doing it in a moment. Oh, yeah, here we go. So, he is now flogging Venus.

Of course, it's a kind of a light flogger, but still it's got a sting. So, our Venus suffers. This is the passion of the goddess.

As Christ suffered on the cross for our sins, Venus suffers on the X for our sexual sins, our sexual hypocrisy, our sexual sanctimony, our sexual stupidity, our sexual selfishness,

our sexual bigotry, our sexual aggression, our sexual violence, our sexual jealousy. She suffers for our sexual shame. But it's Eros Day.

So, enough suffering for Venus. It's time for Eros to save her. But we first must pray to Eros to get Eros to come out and save his mama.

So, that's why we have our Eros Day prayer. So, I should get the candle for this. I will lead the prayer, but everybody should follow along. Here we go.

And maybe Eros will come to save Venus. Praise be to the power and glory of Eros. One more time. Praise be to the power and glory of Eros.

God of love, God of lust, God of life. Radiant, phallic, planetoid, holy spirit of sex. O Eros, blow into us the breath of life. O planetoid, come close to us tonight.

Release the spirit of sex within us. The spirit that created us from sex. The spirit that inspires us through our sexuality. The spirit that makes us horny.

Praise be to the power and glory of Eros. Fuck well. Touch others in heaven and on earth. Amen.

Amen. Happy Eros. Save your mama from the devil. Aw.

He just grabbed her throat. For those of you who are watching now, you see it? He's now man handling, or I should say angel handling, his hot mama.

Oh yeah, he's handling her all right. And he is unshackling her, caressing her. I believe we call this footage. His hot mama Venus.

Oh yes. Eros. Eros and Venus. Oh yes, Eros, your planetoid looks happy.

That's good. Yes, the people love Eros. All cheer, all hail Eros. As he unshackles his hot mama, who is also his favorite lover.

Of course, Eros has many, many lovers. Many, many lovers. We're all Eros' lover in a way. And in a way, we are all Venus' lovers.

But their favorite lovers are each other. And it's kind of kinky. In some ways, she's his mom. In some ways, he's her dad.

In some ways, they're brother and sister. And they're always lovers. And here they are, all right. Well, go up onto the stripper pole table

and show the people your beauty. Stand up together and just walk around and embrace all around the stripper pole. Hey, you know, they had stripper poles back there.

Let's bring down that prayer music, I think. All right, it's a little Gothic anyway for Eros. But it has been our prayer music for 14 years. And it is by High Priestess Productions, so it's very appropriate.

Reagan is actually the name of the girl who's singing, and she was Venus in 2004. There's quite a history to Eros' day. It's all on the internet.

And now we have Lord Exeter and Lady Fay as Eros, the great God of love and lust and sex and life. And his beautiful mama, all natural girl, so sweet and lovely.

Fay is Venus and Aphrodite. And they are here to bless us with their beauty and their love and their passion. Yes, brothers and sisters, we are blessed.

And it looks like we're supremely blessed because on this weekend, which is a very special weekend, you guys keep making out.

Yeah, you're doing good. Just keep inspiring us, Eros and Venus. So anyway, this weekend, if you're watching and listening to us live, it is the second inauguration of President Obama.

And right now, we have, before us, Obamaros! Hi, good to be back. Obamaros was Eros for 2009

when we celebrated Obama's first inaugural as part of Eros' day. And, you know, I mean... Yeah, that was quite an experience. Yeah, yeah, you still look like him.

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, a little bit, yeah, yeah. It should have worn a suit though. I know, I know.

I didn't look pretty in my suit. Or nothing! Well, you can always go down to your birthday suit. So it was a great role, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was a great experience. And so how do you feel being at our Eros' day? And here's a new Eros. Oh, that's beautiful.

Can you give him any pointers? Oh, no, it looks like they're doing a good job. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, they are.

Well, they're a real-life couple. They really are. Yeah, I can see the passion. Yeah, yeah.

Now, we have had many different types of Eros-Venus combinations. In your case, I think you just met your Venus that night. That's true, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but it was hard.

She was good, she was good. Yeah, you guys look so beautiful together. Her name, Miss Piglet, really doesn't do justice to her. Her other name is Molinae, but she was a beautiful Venus.

And Faye is a beautiful Venus with her gold belt and nothing else. So how did you feel playing Eros' day, I mean Eros on Eros' day? I was a little nervous, but it was really fun. It was my first time ever doing anything crazy like that.

Yeah. Definitely a life-changing experience. Yeah, yeah. First time doing something crazy.

Have you done crazy things since? Yes, yes. Ooh, what'd you do? It got me into erotic photography.

Ah, it got you in, see? Being Eros is a gateway drug. So now you're an erotic model in addition to being president of the United States? Yeah, president of the United States and an erotic model.

So do you feel close to Obama because you played him as an angel? Yeah, I mean I've always been a huge supporter of Obama. Me too, although I gotta say Obama, enough with the drones, okay? Make love, not war, alright?

You know, I mean he's got more drones going than any president, really. I mean enough already, you don't have to prove yourself. Okay, that's all for that. Congratulations Obama.

Thank you. Mazel tov. Yeah, thank you. See, I was thinking of the one that's in Washington, but you are him.

So anyway, welcome Johnny Footman Obama-ros. So yeah, so here we have Venus and Eros. And I want to get my little microphone out. They're doing good.

I almost don't want to interrupt them. I mean I don't know how you guys doing up there? Oh, having a lot of fun. Yeah, have you ever been, I mean you're pretty much naked, almost naked.

You got wings on and this flimsy thing. You got a gold belt on. Have you ever been this naked in front of a bunch of people? Well, since we do live the fetish lifestyle, it's not very uncommon for us.

Oh really? This naked? Wow, cool. Okay.

More her than me since I'm usually the one clothed and using the toys. I was thinking about you, right. I was thinking about you. Have you been this naked in front of a bunch of people?

Not too often, but I can definitely count in about two hands. Alright, well you are Eros now. And Eros is just the ultimate dom in a way. You know, although he submits to his own power sometimes.

He gets hit by his own arrows. Well, I do kind of identify as a switch, so I do enjoy receiving on both fronts. And how do you feel as Venus? Is your Venus energy coming up inside of you?

I think it's coming up inside of me. How does it feel? It feels really good. Well, would you like to, I could clear off some of the papers on the bed.

You could get a little more comfortable as Venus and Eros. I think I'm going to do that, you know. So, yeah, yeah. And we've got these other wings for people that want to fly around.

You know, flying is a lot of fun, isn't it, Obonaros? Yeah. Yeah. Do you have flying dreams?

What was that? Do you have flying dreams? Oh, yeah, all the time. Yeah?

Or did they combine with sex? Not usually. Usually those are completely different dreams. Oh, okay, flying and sex.

And, okay, so why don't Eros and Venus come to the bed? Hey, Captain Max, you want to get on a microphone? I don't, I have hardly anybody on mics. I'd like to have, yeah, please, please.

Hello? Hi. Hey, Doc. Hey, hey.

How are you doing? I'm good. I mean, how'd you like hearing from Lossi? Oh, that was great.

I don't know if these people actually know who this old guy is. Yeah, I think we should explain a little while. Yeah, we should explain. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Lossi Braun is this Italian guy who became sort of Swedish. He's a lawyer and he used to defend panographers many, many, many years ago. Okay.

As an attorney, right. Yeah, as an attorney. And he used to smuggle dirty magazines while he was doing that. Right.

So then he decided to become a panographer, right. So he started doing sort of the first erotic films. So he's the father of modern film erotica, video erotica. Well, he started doing the first loops.

Yeah, and the loops, right. Yeah, I mean, they were doing erotic films before Lossi because that's the one he was And the loops were in new technology. It was this great new technology and you'd put your little quarter in there, you know,

and you keep watching, you know, another quarter. Yeah. So anyway, so that's, so his son now has become sort of a... A parody.

A parody. Just director that wins all these awards at ADN. He wins all these awards. And that's his kid.

See? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And of course they both taught me to squirt for the first time. Oh, right.

And that also happened in the year 2000. Right. They're both into the female ejaculation thing. Yes, I don't blame them.

Yeah, yeah. And our Eros and Venus are getting comfortable in bed. They look really nice. Really, really nice.

What do you think? I mean, don't they look nice? Very sexy. Oh, yes.

Here's the birthday girl back with wings. I like how your wings look. Do they look good? They do.

Because I didn't see them in the, like in a mirror and I just threw them on and I wasn't sure if they were crooked. You know, those wings get a little crooked, but that's okay. They've been through a lot.

They were my wings in, let's see, what year? I think it was like 2008 or something like that. Anyway, a while ago. I really liked them.

I was eyeballing them from the couch. Yeah, they're kind of butterfly wings. But they're cool and they got the fishnet. Right?

Right. So how do wings make you feel? I don't know. You know what?

Right now I feel fluttery. More just because, yeah, more just because I drank coffee today and I'm like, oh my God, I don't drink coffee. Oh, well maybe we need to counteract that with something else.

Right? Did you have a good birthday last week? I did. Yeah?

Okay. It was amazing. You got that spanking? I did.

And your ass beat the cake. Right? What was that about? Yeah.

Now you have Eros and Venus. They look really good. Making love before you. Oh, wow.

You guys do look good. I'm going to fan you. They look beautiful. And Venus has a beautiful Delta of Venus pubic runway.

Right down her lovely, lovely pussy. The vulva, the Venus vulva. We were checking that out earlier. Yeah.

But it's very nice. Looks good. And it looks so beautiful. Mm-hmm.

Mm. And she's, do you guys need more pillows up front? Yeah? The wings comfy?

Yeah? Okay. All right. Well, let me get the microphone just in case you make sounds.

Whoa. Mm. And in case anybody wants to crop anybody, you know, we've got this little thing here. Yeah.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh, here we go.

Kissing. Kissing sounds. Mm. Nice.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Beautiful. So it's pretty hot stuff here.

We've got the Venus pussy, the womb of Venus opening up in the womb room. Mm. Nice stuff. What do you think, guys?

I've got, you seem a little speechless, but. Yeah, it looks hot from over here. Yeah. I like what I see.

Mm. Venus and Eros making love. Eros is just caressing Venus as she sucks his planetoid right into her mouth. And of course, it's very hard for Eros day.

Mm-hmm. Eros is planetoid. Mm. Beautiful.

Mm-hmm. And Venus knows just what to do. Yes. Mm.

So beautiful. She looks like she's had practice. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. This is, it's really nice to have a real-life couple become Eros and Venus and show us their

skills and their love and share all that good stuff with us. It's just so inspiring. It's also exciting when you have an Eros and Venus who don't know each other, but can be a little more like.

What are we doing here? But this is, we know what we're here for. We're here to show off what hot lovers we are. Mm.

Yes. And bless us with their divine, divine, divine love. So as we watch, you know, Lossy was saying that Eros is about breath. And yes, the breath of life.

Mm. Eros blew the breath of life into all beings. That was the original blowjob. And now, of course, Venus is giving the ultimate blowjob of Eros.

Her son, her handsome lover. Mm. Her fellow God. And I think when we have a couple, it's nice because any couple realizes that they can be Eros and Venus to celebrate Eros Day.

I mean, I have had lesbian couples, by the way, do it. One year, Eros was a girl. It's true. It can happen.

It can happen. And it was a lesbian couple that did, it was actually Miss Olive and Boy, who was the female submissive of goddess Soma. And goddess did the flogging of Venus.

And it was a girl-girl. But usually Eros does have a planetoid. We have yet to do a male Venus. But, you know.

That could be interesting. We could do that, you know. It could happen. It could happen.

I don't know when we'll do it. But it's our 14th. We've got a lot ahead of us. Right.

Yeah. We could get a gay couple to come next year. Uh-huh. We could.

We could. You know. We're always open to new things. Yeah.

How's it going, God? Quite pleasurable. It looks it. Very, very pleasurable.

Beautiful, pleasurable. You know, I want to get one picture where I'm showing the planetoid right by your planetoid. I think that that's, you know, kind of an important picture.

Here we go. Planetoid by planetoid. Well, I'm not sure if I can measure up to the size of Manhattan, but... You know, it's trying that makes it happen.

You know? Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. So, yeah.

I mean, Carlos Gustav Witt is actually the astronomer who discovered Eros, the planetoid, by the way, just for you, astronomy buffs. This is not astrology.

This is astronomy. And Carlos discovered Eros in 1898. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

So, keep going. How are you doing? Pretty good. Pretty good.

Pretty good. Can I get you anything, Venus? You are the goddess of love. You can have anything you want.

Anything I want. Uh-huh. In a manner of... I think she should ride the Sybian.

And I think he should vlog her at the same time. Well, I mean... Because, you know, I've seen them be into that. Yeah.

I mean, it was going to be anything you want, but you could take suggestions from your devotees. I know, right? Yeah.

Do you like that idea? The more the merrier. Would you like to ride the Sybian? Because it is a Venus toy.

A Venus toy. Yeah. A Venus toy. Yes.

Mm-hmm. And how about your son? What do you think of mama riding the Sybian? You could, you know, flog her or cropper or something.

There's a lot of ways to... Get up behind her with your planetoid. There's a lot of ways to trigger the erogenous zones of the body without going after the clitoris.

Mm-hmm. Well, true. No, this is anatomy. Yeah.

So, what are we going to go after? Sure. Well, the nape of the neck is always a good place to take a bite. Oh.

Pulling on the hair is usually a really good way to have her writhing in pleasure. Mm. Oh, yeah. So, a bite.

And of course, you know, the nails across the back. Yeah. Good trigger for her. Oh, yeah.

And that white skin, you see the tracks of the nails in red real easy. Mm-hmm. Oh, Venus.

Scratch. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she seems to be getting in touch with her animal nature. Writhing all over you.

Mm-hmm. So, dare to ride the Sybian? I think it's only appropriate. All right.

Well, here we go. I think it was met with water. So, let's get this Sybian situated here. And here, you've got a crop over here.

And I'll just pull this Sybian over here. And of course, we've got a little lamby here. By the way, just again for you scholars in the crowd, I just want to let you know that Eros, of course,

was lovers with all kinds of creatures. And mostly, I mean, all kinds of creatures, not just humans. So, here we have Eros, the god, and the goat.

Right. You know? So, okay. So, here we go.

I think, Venus, we're going to move this so the people can enjoy your beauty and put this right up here. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. And there's the flogger. I think there's not enough room for a flogger, but we do have a crop, and we have also got a...

We have also... This is a little bit strong. Oh. So, Eros, would you like to take the controls

or should I take the controls? What do you want to do? Feel free to take the controls. My hands will be somewhat dizzy.

Yeah, your hands are going to be dizzy. Okay. So, here we go. Venus is mounting the Sybian

at the request of her devotee, Shardae. What can I say? Okay. I had to see it.

Yeah. And she's risen the Sybian before, but never on the show, actually. And now she is with her sunny boy, Eros,

smacking her Venus titties with his riding crop, tickling those nipples as the energy mounts. Oh, yeah. And it's going faster.

High speed. Here we go. Look at that. Beautiful runway, brothers and sisters.

Oh, yeah. High way to heaven right there. Eros and Venus. Oh, yes.

Eros. Eros and Venus bless us with your eroticism, with your lust, with your passion.

Oh, it's going higher and higher. That's pretty damn sexy. Yeah, pretty damn sexy. Oh, don't be afraid to make a sound.

Right? Oh, yeah. Yes, Venus. Oh, the cry of Venus, brothers and sisters.

It's so inspiring. Oh, yeah. Call his name. Eros.

We love to hear it. Oh, she's so beautiful. He's so divine. Oh, yes.

And the machine. If only they had these back in ancient Greece, we might never have gotten into celibacy and all that crap.

Yeah. They wouldn't have want to give these up. Beautiful. Venus, come for us.

Yes. Divine. Radiant. Oh, can we give him a hand, brothers and sisters?

Beautiful. I mean, I don't even know. Did you have enough orgasm there or did you want more? Oh, that was, I think.

That seemed like that was climactic. I think I'll have some later tonight. Some later? Some later.

But you're... Well, what else would you like? I'd like a planetoid. You'd like a planetoid.

I think that's what the goddess ordered. A planetoid. Ah, yes. What was that?

Is someone calling out to me? Who's not on a microphone? Get you on a microphone if you want to talk to me. We have microphones free here.

Okay, so now we're going to move the Sybian, which is still moving itself. Okay. Yeah.

Arrows and Venus are now continuing their love-making with a brief interlude for the machine. See, brothers and sisters, machines don't take the place of your planetoid.

Okay? Machine is well and good, but, you know, it usually just makes you want the real thing of some sort, some sort of real thing.

Not necessarily a planetoid. Possibly a crater. That's what you're into. Possibly.

A valley. Whatever you're into. The toys just help, yeah. And where is my producer, Teja?

There they are. Arrows and Venus making love. Inspiring us. Looking so natural.

They are natural. And they are sharing so much with us. Many of you who regularly watch Dr. Suzy TV, can we move the Sybian?

Can we, meaning you, of course? Yeah. Many of you who watch Dr. Suzy TV have seen Lord Exeter and Lady Feahdeen

in various roles, master and slave, gentlemen and maid. That's what they were last week. Of course, for our school girl lap dance contest

for Master D, they were school girl and teacher. And now they are God and goddess. They are Arrows and Venus. Can we move your Toga now?

It's sort of getting in the way of your planetoid. It's like one of those star showers or something. Yeah. We're on the edge of the galaxy, brothers and sisters.

And we are making love. A real life couple, been together for quite a while. Where's the, let me have the mic. How long have you been together?

About a year now. About a year, what a sweet time. Not enough time to get tired of each other, just enough time to get to know each other.

Yeah. Ride that planetoid. Oh yes, so beautiful. Such a divine coupling.

And yes, there are many faiths that see the origins of the world as coming from sex, from a God and goddess mating. And it's not so far fetched. Oh yeah, rock the bed, Venus.

Yeah. Rock that planetoid. Oh yes, Arrows and Venus are blessing us. The womb room is full of smiles,

and some people just looking very intently. Yes. Just watching. Yes.

I mean, how many times do you watch like intense couple having sex in front of a bunch of people? I have to say this is my first time. There you go.

What do you think? Well, I lied. It's my second time. But it's interesting.

I like it. Yeah. What do you think, Obama Rose? Oh, it's hot.

Something I only see at the office of Dr. Suzy. That's right, the office. This is my office. This is where I like to go to the office.

No, I like the fact that this is my, it is in a way my office. It's only a few feet from my office. It's my waiting room for my office.

This is the womb room, baby, where it's warm inside and very wet. And Arrows the planetoid has entered the womb room.

And this beautiful couple that we know and love, they are embodying the divine forces within us.

The divine feelings of love and lust and life. Yes, brothers and sisters,

we are receiving a gift, a gift that perhaps people used to receive quite a bit in ancient times, people would see people making love

right in front of them. Now people look at porn a lot, but how often do you see people making love right in front of you?

It is a divine experience. It is a great gift and a blessing. And I know I'm getting a little corny.

Yeah, yeah. But I feel it. I feel the spirit of Arrows. Rock in the bed.

Rock in the bed. Isn't our Venus beautiful? As the planetoid just pumps her galaxy full of stars.

I think she needs a microphone. Yes, I think you're right. Here we go. Cry for us. Yes, moan for us.

Oh, we'd love to hear you moan, Venus. Oh, yes. It's beautiful. Oh, yeah.

Powerful. Just like the planetoid, just coming, coming, coming to get you.

Yes, you're just riding the best ride in any amusement park. Riding around the world on Arrows' planetoid.

Yeah. By the way, I see a lot of people out here in the womb room that I'm not sure I know,

but if you'd like to come up to a microphone and, like, talk about Arrows and Venus, love and lust and if you have a question or something,

just come on up. I see people pointing over there. Come on up here. Come on up to the microphone. Say hello.

Don't be shy. Don't be shy. It's Arrows' day. Okay.

Well, I got to get some people from the bar in here. Who's out there? I'm fascinated. You're fascinated.

I'll get someone out. That's my little Arrows' Venus, Teja. Mmm. I mean, most of my people in here,

this look transfigured like you're hypnotized. And I don't blame you. This is pretty good, though. Okay.

It's gotten better for you, because a minute ago you said it was interesting and when people say interesting, I'm, like, feeling on the fence.

But now it's pretty good. So I'm feeling pretty good is good. My bad. I would say it's fantastic, myself.

I mean, it's pretty amazing. Yeah, okay. We've graduated from interesting to pretty good to amazing and kind of jealous.

Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A woman? A woman. And what a woman this Venus is.

And what a planetoid she gets to play with. Thank you for designing this lovely classical set, Teja. Uh-huh. And casting our Arrows in Venus at the last minute.

Thank you guys so much for saving the day. And they are just astronomically correct. I have a question, Dr. Suzy. Yes, yes.

Brian. And I'm inspired because this is one of my favorite positions right here. You're doing excellent at it. The doggy style position.

It's called Rear Entry as well. One of the top five for me. And I'm wondering, positions through time, Greco-Roman times, through dark times of oppression,

what do positions say about, you know, maybe freedom and oppression and that sort of thing, stuff? Well, positions. I mean, we can free associate, you know.

Doggy style certainly has that animal flair, you know. It's one of my favorites. It is. And the missionaries didn't want people doing it that way.

The Christian missionaries. They would come into town into these, you know, African and Asian and other kinds of villages. And they would say, I guess, also, of course,

North and South American, they'd say, you're doing it wrong. That's how animals do it. Humans do it missionary, which is, of course, face to face.

There's nothing wrong with missionary. It's not so great for porn because, you know, you close in on each other. But it's very romantic.

But doggy style is hot. And it's fun. And it's just as human as any position. And actually, the missionaries said that only humans did missionary,

but now we know that bonobos do missionary too. So I think the reason why back in the old days, they didn't do it like that because they didn't wipe. You think they didn't wipe?

I don't know. They were probably, you know, I mean, I think they did do it like this. And I think they weren't as squeamish.

But, you know, and they didn't, you know, get toilet paper stuck in their ass because they didn't have toilet paper. They wiped with water from the creek. Personally, I'm a fan of this because I'm a believer of the existence of the

grafflinger spot. So this angles. The grafflinger spot, better known as the G spot, which we also like to call the goddess spot.

Because, you know, grafflinger, I mean, yeah, I don't know. He found it, but others had found it before him. But yeah, but the G spot, does face squirt? She has a little bit once.

We're still trying to get her to... You're evolving. It's a practice. Yeah, yeah.

That's one of those things you learn more. And a skill that you can develop. But you're doing great. All the things you're doing.

Yeah. Or one of our squirt salons. Oh, yes. I love the squirt salons.

And we have another one coming up. Yeah, we do. Actually, it's going to be on, yeah, the eve of St. Patrick's Day with Dumay.

Dumay. So you'll want to check that out. Dumay's in love with Susie. She is.

She has a big crush on you. Yeah, it's a spiritual thing. You guys just want to kiss. And she's like, she's like, I don't want toys.

I just want to kiss. Right. So cute. It is.

It's very cute. Well, I mean, the landing of the squirt salons is actually quite perfect because she's part Irish and that's her favorite holiday is St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, okay. Well, you can be a little leprechaun and learn to squirt. Okay. But right now you're Venus.

Venus and, oh, Pan is here. Hello, Master Liam. Hello. So Venus has escaped you.

You had her prisoner for a little while, but now she's getting it pretty good. Pretty damn good. Really damn good.

Amazing, actually. Really damn good. Yeah. Arrow shows us up.

Yeah. Well, you know, he's arrows. He should. I mean, but you never, I mean, you can't expect these things.

You've got to just, you know, just pray. Well, we're just glad that Ma doesn't have a Chinese penis or anything. Oh, we're worried.

We were like, oh, are we all going to be embarrassed? Chinese penis. No, nothing. We might have some Chinese people on next week.

Pretty decent. Pretty decent. Well, suffice to say in Filipino, so that makes us mostly Spanish.

Oh, that's right. There you go. Yeah, but Spanish guys, they don't have. What's that?

Do Spanish guys have their... They're great, great lovers. I don't know. Latin lovers.

Latin lovers. They have big dicks or small dicks. You never had a tango with a leather? It doesn't matter.

Latin lovers. Well, that's what we're talking about. It matters to Teja. It does.

She's keeping it on. That's why you've got the big horns. We can see these. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. But, you know, I mean, A, any planetoid that gets hard is good. It is a good thing. Yeah, it's a good thing.

But, you know, I mean, certainly our Eros is impressing us all with the size and the stamina and the just general energy of his planetoid and his whole galaxy, you know. I mean, it's just radiant. Radiant.

We have a question that is not on the microphone, so I can't hear it. So we'll have to... Pam, do you recapture Venus for the next year? You know...

I don't know if you should ask him. He might not know. Do I recapture her? Yeah, because if, you know, if Aeros has to save her...

Oh, every year. She has to be... Yeah, somewhere around the summertime. Summertime.

Yeah. And then he beats her until Aeros Day. That's right. And that's when Aeros frees her, and then she gets to make love for half a year.

That was a special flogger. It was actually the leather was made from a Chanel dress. Really? Yeah.

We didn't even get to see it used. Well, no. This girl I was dating at the time, and I said, that's a nice dress. She goes, yeah, I like it a lot.

I go, can I have it? And she goes, what? I shred it. I think they should use it then.

They should use the flogger. Well, the flogger I think is in the bed. Is that the... No, that's a different one.

That's... That was actually handmade by Bill Nolegs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not foot made.

Right. Well, I feel the bed just shaken with the power of Aeros. It looks so hot from here. Oh my gosh.

It is. And we've only got a few more minutes of the formal part of the show, and soon we're going to go into the Aeros Day after party. But...

Yes. You know? I mean, do you feel inspired, brothers and sisters? I think it's going to get exciting.

I'm getting inspired. We are getting inspired. Aeros is now fingering his Venus as Venus is stroking his planetoid. I smelled her panties.

Yeah. Well, you took him down. Right. You couldn't avoid it.

Yeah. This is great. Yeah. Pretty ready.

Yeah. It's like a galaxy in there. And here is that beautiful delta of Venus. Oh, yeah.

And Aeros is fingering the clitoris. And the labia. Look at that. Just...

I think we're all there with Aeros right now. Yes, we are. We are with Aeros. Or some of us might feel more like Venus,

like we're the ones that are being fingered. You might identify with that. Just... I'm being exposed to all the people as your Aeros clutches you

and kisses you and fingers you and holds you. So beautiful. We haven't even had any alcohol tonight. No.

No. This is all... That's why I'm so quiet, right? I'm sucking on a lollipop.

Bartender? That's me. I think we need to have an Aeros Day toast of some sort. Ooh, yes.

And yeah, I think we're going to do that. So, producer, what do we have tonight here? For drinkables? I mean, it doesn't have to be...

What are absinthe? Do we have either one? We actually have our absinthe right over there. Oh, you have some abs...

I think they need this glass. We're doing absinthe here. We're doing absinthe. Abby, something.

You mean you want your cup not for us to drink all your absinthe, right? Yes. Well, yeah. But they should get their absinthe, too.

I like absinthe. Yeah. Well, you could get some absinthe for all your hard work. It's the real stuff, too.

Absente absinthe. Yeah. Here's your... Make it real wormwood.

Otherwise, as ambrosia. And the gods are drinking it. From personal experience, I've actually found that the wormwood acts like an aphrodisiac for us. Yes.

Yeah. And you are a connoisseur of this drink. This really is your ambrosia. Ooh, I got a test.

As soon as he came here, which was when? How long have you been coming here? You came to our old place, right? Yes, actually.

One of my first experiences as an apprentice in the lifestyle was actually at your show. That was pretty much my first public debut. Right. Was that at Arrow's Day?

No. It was at one of Master D's events. But it was Arrow's Days, and the Broken Door was... The only reason I know this is I was looking at it just before I came into the show on your dot TV channel.

Well, that was a night that the Broken Door was there, but I don't think that was his night. I think his first night was the night that you were kind of... You tied up a young lady that you didn't know? It was, yes.

So that was at one of the bondage launch or something. But you're right, Master D and the... They did do an Arrow's Day, and that was actually the one that Obama Rose was at. The 2009 one that was the Broken Door was there.

Yeah, so I mean, we are a community bonobo-ville here. We're not really a family. We don't really stick together, but we come together every once in a while. We're different holidays and different kinds of occasions, and Arrow's Day is one of those occasions.

AVN is almost taking the guts out of Arrow's Day, but somehow we have had these tremendous Arrow's Days, even despite AVN being at the same time. And who could blame them for wanting to be on Arrow's Day? And what beer bottle is that?

No, that's... Oh, I see, that's a bottle in there. I'm looking at a bottle across the way, but I think it's Anna's bottle right there. No, it's okay. It's not actually in the set. So I think we're about to wind up.

Is this the time? Is it actually the night? Okay, oh, we're going to have a toast, though. Are you cut your hand? Don't bleed into my drink, please.

Blood is lube. No. I mean, it is, but not for this show. All right, we're having our absentee absinthe poured by Pan. And you're taking a little break, a little drink break.

And joining the ambrosia, letting the aphrodisiac course through the veins. Yeah, do you drink it, too? Oh, of course, being an aphrodite, of course. I would love anything that's in the aphrodisiac.

Yeah. So what did you find so compelling about aphrodite when you first started learning classical mythology? Well, really, what I find most compelling is that she's not a sweet goddess, by any means. No, she can be ruthless and sometimes vicious with her love, but she always provides love.

She does. And I mean, she can be very sweet, of course, but she's not any shrinking violet. She's not a doormat. No, not as sweet as Athena or any of her.

Well, Athena's not too sweet. She's wearing armor. I think the sweet one is the virgin, probably, Hestia, who just kind of sweeps the hearth and stuff. Most of these goddesses aren't very sweet. That's what's great about them. They're pretty strong and powerful.

Well, there's... Who is there? Oh, my gosh. Hera's certainly not sweet. She's always getting after her.

Well, the goddess of the underworld, Hades. Oh, yeah. Persephone. Persephone. She's very sweet. She is kind of sweet. She's pretty passive. You're right.

She's definitely submissive to her mother as well as to Hades. Right. But Aphrodite is a stronger one, yeah. She's a... Okay, here we go with our absentee absinthe being poured by Pan.

And this is our aeroste drink with little sweet. Gimps from the French. Yeah. Very nice. All right. I guess I'm going to get mine. Hold on to the microphone.

And we're going to wind up with our little toast and... Oh, thank you. And you're getting one. And who's getting the other one? Oh, you're getting the other one. The birthday girl.

Okay. And we toast you, Eros and Venus. Happy Eros Day. Happy Eros Day. Happy Eros Day.

Whoa. Oh, that's so yummy. Yummy, yummy, yummy. All right. So we're going to now go into the non-broadcast part of the show.

I mean, we're still going to be broadcasting, actually. But what are we not doing? This is where we get naked. Well, yeah.

One mic. Don't talk. This is where we get naked. Well, they're already naked.

Oh, I know. But I think that the climax of the show should come now with them climaxing. Not that you have to come. But I think we should let you go back into a little more love-making.

Now that you've had a little drink. Music please. More? No, you're good. Okay.

And there's a little butterfly that can help me out. And maybe you could just... I feel like a radio station. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Look at this outfit.

Let's have you model, Chardet. You know that chair? Yeah. No, that's a lot of coverage there in these little ruffle pants.

So is this a new outfit? New to me. It is. It is. Okay, turn around. She's wearing a black and white corset and ruffle panties.

And the wings that I wore in 2000, I think, eight. Yeah. They're kind of... Well, they're looking good. Yeah.

Yeah. Turn around, though. Slowly, like a model. I don't really model. This is so weird for me.

What is weird? Watching sex. Yeah, and just all of this being on camera and stuff. Well, your girlfriend has this huge smile on her face.

I know. She seems really into this. She likes seeing me up here. She does. I know. It's a little awkward.

You could move a little away so you're not right in front of the divinities. I don't want to be in the way. Right. Exactly. Here. Give me the planetoid there. I'm going to hold the planetoid.

I'm going to hold this. You mind? Okay, so you want to give a little smack. Look at that beautiful ass of Venus.

Some say that one of her dads was the planet Uranus. Really? Mm-hmm. But there's no doubt.

She's got a great ass. Yeah. And here's Obama Rose. Running curve.

Nice to see you on stage. Re-election. Celebrating his re-election. And here we are. Ooh, look at Teja. She looks sexy.

And Teja is being whipped now. Okay. I learned that. She's being flocked.

I'm learning my spanking. No, that's true. And what are you doing? This is a riding crop.

Very good. See? Oh, yeah. Well, I like that everybody is getting a little bit involved in Aerostale.

Okay, she's taken off her wings now. And here goes the famous Teja butt. Getting flogged. Yep.

The butts are getting flogged and cropped. Mm. And the planetoid. The planetoid is rising.

Oh, yeah. Yes, brothers and sisters. We are celebrating Aerostale with great

passion. Yes, Pan is just manhandling our little Aeros Angel over there.

While Venus sucks on the planetoid of her Aeros. As she is

getting pussy-smacked by an Aeros Angel who's not quite sure what she's doing here.

I really don't know. But seems to have an instinct. But it's really fun. Right.

Yeah. Do pussy and pussy spell the same way? What's a pussy? Pussy

is, I know, pussy is with a Y. I think it's the same way.

Pussy is turned on, it's not pussy. Once you start getting... You don't want to touch

somebody's pussy. Where's the microphone? Oh, you got the mic in there. So...

You want to tell our joke of the week? Oh, yeah, the joke of the week. Well, you might want to tell it. It's your joke. Or it's actually Liam's joke.

Well, I didn't really think it was a joke. I was just sitting and I looked up at Tasia and I went, I go, you know, I just read somewhere that I don't read enough.

This crowd is fascinated by everything. She thought it was... Say it again, say it again.

Would you please laugh, please? Okay, you know the punchline. Everybody will get a drink. And one, and two, go.

You know, I read somewhere that I don't read enough. And I'm out. All right, Pablo. Eat your heart out.

You can use that, Pablo. Okay. Oh, only if you come to join us. Not too hard now.

Obama Rose. Obama Rose, do you know how what you're doing? Yeah. He's just sort of wildly slapping.

That's our president for you. Wildly slapping. See, that's how drones operate. They don't know what they're killing, right?

Hey, listen, Obama. We love you. And listen, I just want to say to Obama on behalf of Obama Rose

and all of us here on Aeros Day, we really appreciate what you're going to do for gun control in the United States of America,

land of too many guns, too many semi-automatic weapons. I don't hear any applause. What are you all, packing?

Okay, thank you, thank you. Thank you. The only guns I want you to shoot are your planetoids.

Bam. Yeah, I mean, you know, you can have some rifles to shoot those poor geese out there.

Oh, yeah. Okay, here we go. There's my planetoid. Yeah.

I think it's cool. I know a lot of you guys love the Second Amendment. Let me tell you what the Second Amendment is really for.

I learned this recently. I read it on the Internet, so it might not be true. But I think it rings true to me. And I've been

reading quite a few statements about this. That the Second Amendment that we think is all about defending ourselves against a bad government,

like a Nazi government, that's what the Second Amendment is for. That's why we have the right to bear arms. No.

The reason we are supposed to have these well-armed militias is to keep the slaves on the plantation.

That is the purpose of the Second Amendment. Keep those slaves on the plantation. That's right.

Yeah, it worked for a while. Of course, then we had the Civil War. But I mean, it worked because that's the way, because

the federal government was not going to defend the plantation owners' right to hold slaves. So they needed to have

their state militias and individuals with arms so that they could keep the slaves from running away.

If we go to a World War, then America will have all these guns. If we go to a World War, then, well,

America has all these guns. Well, what do you... Yeah, I mean, America has a lot of guns. I mean, we're

hopefully going to have less guns and more love. And that's what Eros is all about. So I appreciate Obama what you're trying to do.

Although, yeah, it is kind of crazy and it's kind of hard to imagine what do you do with all these fucking guns? So I think I'll have one of this.

So I'll imagine what to do with the guns right now, okay? Except you... Yeah. Shotgunner joint.

Why aren't you showing my couple right now? Yeah. Look at that ass. I mean, although,

I got my medical marijuana license and let's just say we need decriminalization all over the country of this fabulous wonder drug.

Can I hear an amen? And I got too much smoke in my lungs to hear an A-Women. A-Women.

We're celebrating Eros, but as long as we are also celebrating the inauguration of Obama, I gotta say, stop the wars, Obama.

Right. Don't try to out-bush-bush. And the drone stuff is getting ridiculous.

You're killing mostly kids and wedding parties and villagers. You're not killing that many,

you know, really bad guys, so to speak, with these drones. So, stop with the drones, start with the Eros.

Be inspired by Eros Day, Obama and everybody. Everybody is inspired by the beautiful, divine couple,

Eros and Venus. Let's have some more applause for the beautiful couple. And

can I have the bonobo poster because we're gonna wind up now. Yeah, so let's

you know, remind everybody that yeah, speaking of positions, the bonobos do it missionary style,

doggy style, every style and and swinging from the vines like we swing from the chandeliers

and so we want to support the bonobos. The bonobos are actually Pan Paniscus is their Latin, by the way,

Mr. Pan. So they are definitely representing the great God Pan and

they are highly endangered, so we need to help them to stay in this world

so that they can continue to inspire us and educate us and teach us how to make love not war.

You know, so that's what we got to do brothers and sisters. We got to make love not war, we got to stop the

violence and we got to start the party. Yeah, let's do this. So I want to thank you for joining us this

Eros Day. I hope wherever you are while we start our party you are going to continue your celebration of Eros Day.

Being erotic with your lover, if you're lucky enough to have a lover or your dildo, if you're lucky enough

to have a dildo, you know or a banana or I think a hard cucumber is better than a banana

but you know do whatever you need to do to get in touch, get in touch brothers and sisters, with the erotic

spirit of sex that's right and you do it through your breath just like we said at the beginning in the beginning there is breath

Eros blows the breath of life into all creatures and that is the original blowjob. So I want you to breathe deep

I want you to breathe in and out Yes, too often when we get anxious we hold our breath and that's

the reason we have bad sex. So next time you feel like the sex is bad or like you're distracted breathe, breathe into

your pelvis, breathe into your pussy not your pussy breathe into your asshole breathe into your planetoid

breathe into the part of you that loves, that feels that gives that opens up, that penetrates

that receives, that does all those things without violence but with love, with lust with passion

with desire give in to those things brothers and sisters and say amen and say amen

and touch yourself brothers and sisters and touch your partner and breathe in and out

and in and out and in and out and make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you I love you Happy Eros Day! We're going to have a group picture

and then we are going to you're fucking amazing and you're amazing fucking my world renowned telephone sex therapists

are just a phone call away totally private, absolutely confidential we listen, talk with you advise you, role play for you

fantasize with you no fantasy is too taboo and help you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism

fears to desires, fetishes to marriages for more information call us at 213 291

9497 that's 213 291 9497 anytime you need to talk

you're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web