By Dr. Susan Block It’s our 23rd year of lawfully wedded love and lust, and Capt’n Max and I start the celebration early, just the two of us “partying like bonobos” in bed, climaxing in each other’s arms, the arms we’ve gotten to know so well but, happily, never tired of, lo these 23+ years. Wild and kinky as we are, we’re also very much married, sharing and being “witnesses” to each other’s lives, creating and constantly recreating the romance that just seems to deepen and grow between us as we age. But no couple is an island. Certainly, we aren’t! As much as we cherish our two-way intimacy, we need our Bonoboville community to keep us from going insane or letting our monogamy turn to monotony. One reason our “monogamish” (with a hat tip to Dan Savage and the forthcoming Tao Ruspoli film of that name) marriage seems to work is that we share our love, lust and romance with our Bonoboville of friends, lovers and interesting strangers.

By Dr Susan Block “ZORTHIAN: Art & Times" is a short film by Dr. Susan Block about one of the great artists of our times: Colonel Jirayr H. Zorthian. It weaves Block’s intimate interviews with Zorthian and his luminous wife Dabney with footage of his art, including his erotic masterpieces, his tales…

Welcome to Dr. Susan Block’s BLONDE ISLAND, where a variety of platinum and honey-haired beauties frolic and play, one beached blonde more beautiful, buxom and bodacious than the next. But why compare? Each is a golden revelation of long-legged, tanned, toned, bosomy, stark naked blondeness, athletic sexuality and lusty unbridled opinion, all of them kissing, caressing and doing the hoka-hoka with Dr. Suzy and each other. First Blonde on the Bed is Bethany Sweet, and she is indeed the sugar in Seattle's famous coffee, a religious Christian ballet dancer turned proud and perky Porn/Pinup Star. Next up is Vicky Vett, the Viking Vixen, "Born for Porn," a Norwegian horny housewife turned swinger turned...Porn Star! Then comes smoking hot Spanish blonde Orgasmical -- with her band!--singing "Funk Me,"and driving all the other blondes into funky, animalistic, orgasmical, cunny-licking, nipple-sucking, snake hand-ling heat! Funk me, Baby!

Praise be to the Power & Glory of EROS! What an ecstatic, orgiastic celebration of love, lust and Blue Values! What an EROS DAY! What a night! The Bush Gang may have inaugurated the Spirit of Thanatos onto America's throne on their Inauguration Day, but Dr. Susan Block inaugurates the Spirit of Eros into our hearts, minds and gonads on EROS DAY. If you were here, you will never forget it. If you weren't here, you just have to look at the pictures! If you were here, you know it was more exciting than any party, more erotic than any porn shoot, more beautiful than any art opening, more sensational than any fetish ball, more stimulating than any swing party, more engaging than any theater piece, more thrilling than any amusement park, more inspirational than any revival, more educational than any seminar, more sensuous than any soirée, more awesome freaky fun than any event you'd ever been to before! If you weren't here, well, you'll just have to look at the pictures. Fortunately, we had several fine photographers all capturing different aspects of the EROS DAY magic for you. Watch Dr. Suzy's EROS DAY BALL and you see it all, starting with the naked, wingéd EROS Himself (super studly but goddess-conscious Big D) and VENUS (lovely tantric squirting star Leila Swan) sharing Olympian Sex, complete with sparkling showers of Venusian Holy Water (Venus' own female ejaculate!) baptizing the Faithful. See the exquisitely graceful, elegantly nude Nymphs of Zorbacchus (including Zorthian Muses Jennifer Patton, Lisa Ann Davis & Sarah) all dancing around the spectacular erotic art of the late, great Col. Jirayr H. Zorthian as a hornéd satyr plays the flute, looking like one of the artist's sumptuous paintings come to life right there in the Gallery. Then there's the Counter-Inaugural side of the BALL, from Dr. Suzy and Mistress Sarah ferociously paddling, whipping and generally torturing various human effigies of GW Bush, to Orgasmical singing "Funk You, Mr. President" to Dubya & Condoleeza, to a joyous, rollicking Franco-American Orgy in Dr. Suzy's Show Bed. Additional Highlights include Mistress Genevieve, her big boobs bouncing out of her latex minidress, tying up a naked, sun-kissed Hollie Wood in BLUE bondage rope as the wild, whacky, candy-colored Porn Klown Posse invades the BALL, Mistress Sarah and Slave Brian demonstrating the erotic versatility and fine craftsmanship of their Sick Kitty Bondage Equipment, Dr. Suzy giving Kim her Eros Day B-Day Spanking in rhythm to the Steve Paige Samba Drummers spanking their bongos, naked laughing ladies riding at top-speed through the masked revelers in a wagon pulled by Mistress Cyan's exceedingly well-trained, naked Pony Boy, M the Hula Girl wowing the nymphs, satyrs and bonobos with her sexy swivels and spins, Sissy the Maid drinking every drop of Ms. Genevieve's & Hollie's golden shower, everybody taking sniffs and sips from a champagne flute filled with VENUS' crystal-clear Female Ejaculate, Dr. Suzy squirting for VENUS, then receiving a glittering Magic Wand DP from VENUS and EROS (now that's what you call a Heavenly Ménage), Ms. Genevieve shoving an Osama dildo up the Planet Uranus of a very happy masochist in a Bush mask (who was also, appropriately, wearing a Roman toga), the demure but insatiable Delia making passionate love to two gorgeous hunks at once (EROS Himself and her sexy French boyfriend Pierre), DJ Doktor Ali Boombay's music getting everybody dancing, romancing and, of course, balling at the BALL. The Aphrodisiac Buffet fuels the fires with rare bottles of exotic Agavero Tequila Liqueur, Damiana Strawberries, Chinese herbal aphrodisiacs, caviar, sea urchins, choice meats, pineapple and celery (to sweeten the semen!), succulent fresh oysters (Venus' favorite), BLUE whipped cream and chocolate fondue (to lick off bodies and out of orifices), Nude Beer and Doc Johnson's Pocket Rockets (our favorite Weapon of Mass Corruption), as large and small Sexual Revolutions erupt like orgasms everywhere--in the Gallery, on all the Stages, in the Bar, at the Aphrodisiac Buffet, in the Piano Room, in the Rest Room and, of course, in the Womb Room, even on the street outside the Gallery! Other illustrious EROS DAY BALL guests include Lawrence GARTEL (the Father of Digital Art who taught Andy Warhol how to use a computer), Dabney Zorthian (beautiful beaming widow of Col Jirayr H. Zorthian), renowned sex therapist Dr. Diana Wiley, distinguished civil liberties attorney and Socialist Party candidate John Burton, famed sexologist Dr. Vern Bullough, "Ghostbusters" and Arnold Schwartzeneggar ("Twins") Producer/Artist Michael Gross, columnist Roberta Morgan, Jeff & Kris Booth of Erotic University, Eros Day exhibiting artists Sayko, Lanning Gold, Eban Lehrer, Alex Saglimbeni, Ellis Martin and Tom Zimmerman, and sultry sex educator LaSara Firefox, plus many famous stars and politicians who prefer to remain anonymous (take a good look at some of the people wearing masks), everyone inhaling the Spirit of Eros, the Breath of Life, together. If you were here, you probably experienced even more extraordinary moments in the sexy little sideshows of Dr. Suzy's EROS DAY BALL . If you weren't, you just have to look at the pictures... So take a look!

Welcome to Blonde Island, our late-summer variation on Pleasure Island, featuring Dr. Suzy's bedful of platinum, honey-haired beauties, one beached blonde more beautiful, buxom and bodacious than the next. But why compare? Each is a golden revelation of long-legged, large-busted, tanned, toned, stark naked blondeness, athletic sexuality and lusty unbridled political opinion, all of them kissing, caressing and dancing the hoka-hoka* with Dr. Suzy and each other. First Blonde on the Bed is Bethany Sweet, and she is indeed the sugar in Seattle's famous coffee, a religious Christian ballet dancer turned proud and perky Porn Star. Next up is Vicky Vett, the Viking Vixen, "Born for Porn," a Norwegian horny housewife turned swinger turned...Porn Star! A bevy of beauties from other fields of erotica follow: kinky Russian fetish model Victoria Lane (another leggy blonde), pretty little model Ania Vargas, thoughtful TS Herotica 4 author Christine Beatty, and the dramatic return of smoking hot Spanish Blonde Orgasmical--with her band!--singing "Funk Me Like An Animal," and driving all the other blondes into funky, animalistic, orgasmical, cunny-licking, nipple-sucking, snake-handling heat! One of the great revelations of the night was not a blonde but a brunette with big brown-eyes and a slim, lithe, perfectly-muscled, all-natural body that looked as if it had been carved by Rodin. Indeed, Lisa Ann Davis is an artist's model, as well as one of the wondrous, ethereal nymphs that danced naked around Zorbacchus, aka. the late, legendary Altadena Artist/Rancher Jirayr Zorthian (Yale '36) at several of his bacchannalian primaveras. Lisa wowed the crowd, especially Dr. Suzy's paparazzi, as her supple naked form struck one graceful, eloquent pose after another, radiating harmony and emotion, like a living sculpture, something of the Old Masters unearthed by erotic archeologists on Blonde Island. Then suddenly, the winds changed, and a very lucky shipwrecked sailor found his way from the Sea of Pain we call the Regular World to that Island of Pleasure at Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy that we christened Blonde Island for this sultry late-summer night: Seasoned CBS Newsman and War Correspondent Rob Milford, just back from reporting on Bush's War in Iraq, came onto Dr. Suzy's bed to talk about Sex on the Front (and also from behind). But when his Hawaiin-shirted body was cast ashore upon this naked paradise of nymphs and blondes, he lost his train of thought (wouldn't you?) . Welcome to Pleasure Island, Rob... Forget CBS, you're on RadioSuzy1TV now... You were embedded with 1000 smelly marines in the very unfriendly desert. Now get in bed with a harem of gorgeous, mostly naked blondes and one very supple brunette nymph. It's Midnight at the Oasis...or some kind of twisted American variant on Islamist Martyr's Heaven where the dead hero is serviced by numerous gorgeous "houris" in a garden of sensuous delights. Ah, if only we could send all our beloved troops (you too, Charlie!) to Blonde Island instead of extending their tours of duty in Hell, to satisfy George II's murderous vision of redemption. Speaking of Skull & Boners, also in attendence are several Yale alumni (whose names shall not be mentioned to protect their legacies) with their dates, in addition to our hardworking Y Annex interns, as well as the Artist Mario Saucedo and a bunch of other lucky happy hustlers, friends and lovers drinking, smoking, dancing, discussing politics, religion, booze, bonobos and ethical hedonism and saying "wow." Even with all the blondes, nymphs, broadcasters and philosophers, we manage to take a few good calls, including one from Jen, a strong, middle-aged sexual woman who just wants a nice guy to throw her on the bed and funk her like an animal. All the blondes, even the nymph and some of the Yalies emphathize. And the CBS War Correspondent just shrugs and smiles a shipwrecked, shit-eating grin at his crazy good fortune to have survived the Horror of Iraq and made it to the Blonde Island Block Party. We Support Our Troops! We Support Bringing Them On HOME to Pleasure Island...