by Dr. Susan Block Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears! I come to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it… Sorry to change up Shakespeare’s sacred words from Julius Caesar (Act III Scene II), but hear me out. Valentine’s Day is fake news concocted by the early Catholic Church, enhanced by Hallmark and abetted by Bezos, sanitizing and commercializing the primal pagan holiday of the heart. What is the original Valentine’s Day? Lupercalia!

by Dr. Susan Block We had such a good time delivering “The Bonobo Way: A New FemDom Great Ape Paradigm for Humanity” to DomCon 2016, that we just had to have two DomCon afterparties on DrSuzy.Tv: last Saturday’s Female Supremacy Party presidential rally and now this Birthday Spanking Spectacular featuring a bevy of Dominas from our friendly neighborhood dungeon (ranked Best in LA by Time Out), Sanctuary Studios LAX. It’s the eve of the Strawberry Moon, aka the full June Moon or Honey Moon—which, for the first time in 70 years, coincides with the Summer Solstice—and these fabulous FemDoms spank several willing and wiggling butts until each is a glowing pink reflection of the Strawberry Moon in June.

It’s another rollicking Last Supper Seder on DrSuzy.Tv, as we toast and taste the convergence of Easter Eve and the second night of Passover. Apologies to our Muslim brothers and sisters for not also blasphemously celebrating an Islamic Spring holiday, but the only one we know of is Persian New Year, and we already profaned that one on the Bonobo Spring Equinox. We do stray from monotheism with a tip of our shtreimel to the ancient Greek “Resurrection of Persephone,” the Spring rebirth of the Holy Daughter who soars up from the depths of Hell to the open arms of her Mother Demeter who is so delighted to see the Fruit of Her Loins that She showers the world in Spring. This “myth” happens to precede the Easter Resurrection of Jesus, the Son ascending to his Holy Father in Heaven, by several hundred years. And then, there’s the res-Erection of Dionysus who could be Christ’s twin brother. Yes indeed, Brothers and Sisters, in this 90-minute Bonoboville “Family” Easter/Pesach Seder/Egging we manage to offend every major monotheistic religion and a few of the pagan ones, so if you’re religiously thin-skinned, do not watch, listen to or get anywhere near this show.

With the U.S. Senate Intelligence torture report’s description of the CIA’s über-nasty anal food rapes still upsetting our stomachs, we seek an antidote in a little consensual BDSM. Since the CIA’s quasi-secret Sexual Torture and Degradation Department’s “enhanced interrogation techniques” (EIT) were not only vile but resoundingly ineffective, they continued for two basic reasons—from which all lame excuses spring: 1) Sadistic Glee. You can see it in Dick Cheney’s sneer, and 2) “Hubristic Incompetence” (as defined by David Owen). For that, just look at the other chickenhawk pussy named Bush.