Not that we’ve turned into helplessly sex-addicted stalkers or anything, but this show is obsessed with obsession… with Kelsey Obsession that is. In fact, we spend almost the whole live broadcast communing with this adorable fetish phenom and her amiable hubby Terry, exploring her uniquely kinky films, unraveling her erotic desires and peering up her oh-so articulate anus. Indeed, Kelsey has many talents and skills, including a master’s degree which she employs as her other alter ego, sexuality instructor “Kelsey Education.” But in her naughtier secret identity as Kelsey Obsession, the star of her fetish films and the object of her fans’ obsessive cravings, she is an exceedingly anal gal specializing in the not-for-everybody niche market of the “fart fetish” (thus the anal articulation). In fact, Ms. Obsession is pretty much the Farting Queen of the Internet, as we see in a very explicit clip in which she plays a teacher who farts into the face of her eager-to-please student/slave (convincingly played by Terry) as he licks and sniffs his sultry instructor’s loudly trumpeting anus in the hope of receiving a better grade. We’re betting he gets an “A” for his anal efforts as he asphyxiates her ass aromatics until “fart particles” (farticles?) have surely coated his lungs.

We don’t realize it’s the Wiccan harvesting holiday of Lammas (Anglo Saxon: “loaf-mass”), a.k.a. Lughnasadh, until the last third of the show when sultry Cici the Wicked Wiccan Witch informs us as she strips down to nothing but her slave bracelets and lip gloss to perform Bonoboville Communion in honor of Lugh the Celtic god of corn and craftiness. But in retrospect, this whole show is a fitting celebration of the Wiccan “feast of the first fruits,” as the gals and guys of Bonoboville taste the fruits of each other’s nipples and toast the fruitage of our new social media site (inspired by the real bonobos). We’re still in beta, but getting’ bettah!