Xmas Eve Eve, Festivus, Trumpus, Saturnalia & Candy Cane Orgasms for Peace on Earth!

Featuring:Bonoboville Communion, Phoenix Dawn, Rhiannon Aarons

by Dr. Susan Blockc

O little town of Bonoboville, how holy is thy Womb Room, how merry are thy mammaries, how kinky is thy Christmas Eve Eve…O Cum All Ye Faithful indeed! We even have a Nativity Scene in a golden manger featuring the Divine Interventions Baby Jesus Butt Plug as “the Holy Child” of Bonoboville who brings “Peace on Earth. Good Will to Men.”

It’s a joke, although a few billion well-placed butt plugs would cool off most of the world’s hotheads (the majority of whom are “men”), bringing “Peace on Earth. Pleasure for All.” After all, male well-being is the Bonobo Way.

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