“Prinzzess Missy” Love & Death Fest

Full transcript of “Prinzzess Missy” Love & Death Fest on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters, brides

and grooms, princes and princesses, misters and

missies, husbands and wives, and wives and wives and husbands and husbands. Mmm. Yes, indeed. All you children of sex! And we are all

children of sex. With a capital X, marks the spot. Can I hear an amen? Amen, sister. Can I hear an A, women?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I want to welcome you to the womb room in Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. Thank you for

occupying the womb room this evening in the spirit of the occupying movement. We are here. Are we here? How are we doing sound-wise, engineer? We have strange events. It's probably because a corp C.

Right. We have the spirit of the dead amongst us making our technology die or are we alive? Are we live or are we dead? We're live. We're live. We're moving. See, when you're live on the air, it's very dangerous to bring

advocate of the dead amongst you. But yeah, I want to welcome you all to the living womb room and I'm very excited about my special guest tonight. I have a pair of great beauties, a

princess, a real princess. Yes, Princess Felicity Jade is back with us. Welcome back. Happy to be here. I'm so happy to have you and I just realized that my headset is not on so I'm gonna stick it on and

and you are here doing some girlfriend's films and hanging out with your girlfriend, aren't you? Yes, I was. Mmm, you have a more than a girlfriend, don't you? A fiancee. A fiancee. You are princess brides together, aren't you? Yes. Yeah, I want to get my chair. Can you get me my chair?

I want to sit down. Okay, so I'm on. All right, so princess bride to be. Yes. And your

betrothed is also a bride. Yes. And her name is India Summer. Yes. She was supposed to be with us tonight. I know the hazards of deep throat blowjobs. Okay, tell us about that. She's got a very, very sore throat. Ooh. Well, deep throat leads to sore throat sometimes. Yeah, it does. I was always envious.

I actually watched the scene. Yeah. Envious that she could deep throat and I can't because I have gag reflexes. And so she's quite a sword swallower and who who's the owner of the sword? I think it was Eric Swiss. You'd think, you weren't sure. You were watching, but you know. I was watching, but it's okay. Who cares who the dick is attached to, right?

Especially between brides, right? Do you consider men to be your sex toys, the two of you? No, she handles them more often than I do. Yeah, I see. And are you, you are bisexual though. You handle them sometimes, yeah. But you decided to marry a woman. Yes. Why is that? India is very, very beautiful.

Beautiful. Yes. And I mean, you're not just talking about skin deep beauty, are you? No, she's beautiful all around. Inside and out. She's one of those really nice people. Yeah, yeah, you've been inside that pussy and it's beautiful. Yeah, she's very good on the inside. Yeah, I bet. Inside all of her holes. Oh

Mmm, so okay. Well, that's cool. Well, I can't wait till you guys get married. I mean, you should have one of your ceremonies here because I'm a universal life church minister. I know Dan wants you to get married on something to do with girlfriends. Yeah, but you could have get married here. Well, he's been saying, what? It's been like six months. He was supposed to write us a wedding story.

Oh, you're gonna do a film of your of your whole wedding. Yeah. Well, that's a beautiful thing. Well, like into the storyline, like a series based around it or into a series. Well, you're part of a movement, you know, of course, you know. Yeah, awesome. It is. I mean, do you feel politically connected to all the women across the country that are getting married in different states that have made it legal? I think it could be like an example.

Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, a famous porn star women getting married and yeah, it's certainly a boost to the lesbian marriage industry if there is such a thing as the lesbian marriage industry. Yeah, well to I mean, are women inspired by you? Do you hear from women saying, you know, you want to marry my girlfriend? I have more

hardcore more loving women fans than men fan, like yeah, like the women get really really into it. Yeah, emotionally.

Yeah, so have you met my other featured guest tonight? We hadn't met yet, have we? No, we haven't met yet. Yeah, I've heard her, I've heard of her a lot. Is Missy Martinez. Hi, this is Missy's virgin, Dr. Susan Block show. Oh, please be gentle. Oh, I don't know about that. I was telling her about the

spring showers, April showers show I was on before. That was your first show and yes, the great and powerful squirting geyser of desire, Dume, just squirted all over all of us, didn't she? Yeah, especially me, but you too, you got in a little bit rained on. Yeah, you did. You kind of jumped into the rain. It was spring showers, very appropriate, and

we all got drenched. So more ways than one, I hope. Basically through holy water, Sister Missy. Amen. Yeah, and a women.

Well, it comes from the whole. You know, and I mean, it's so mysterious, and kind of special. I kind of think it's holy water and you kind of get baptized in it when you're having sex with someone who's squirting. Yeah, and it's normally something attached only to men and that and that's something that women can also share and

sometimes do better. Amen. Yes, you guys are not the only ones who can hit your lovers in the eye when you come. That's right. We can and up your nose and all over your hair. But ours isn't a sticky. No. No.

Water, holy water. Yeah, do you squirt? I have once. Once. But I'm always open to an opportunity to learn how to do it frequently. Oh. But I do believe I have the I have the capability inside me just waiting to be unlocked.

I accidentally did it once freaked me out. Yeah. I tried not to do it. Just I was having sex with a guy. Yeah. And I don't know, concentrating really hard on coming and then all of a sudden I squirted and it was just like, what the fuck just happened? I'll make sure that doesn't happen again. This is like, I don't know, just. Did you feel like it was like pee?

No, it was it was definitely squirt, but there wasn't anything special about it. No. Well, I mean, it wasn't like I was having an orgasm. Ah, right. Well, you know just like guys can have ejaculation without orgasm. So can women and certainly you can squirt without an orgasm. It just sort of comes out trying to like this thing.

Yeah, there we go. It just sort of comes out, right? It's the holiday season. So we light our dicks. Very festive. Yeah, you know squirting is not for everybody. It certainly isn't. But sounds like you'd like to do it, Missy. Oh, I'm very open. You are very open in general.

Well, my dress is. Yes, that's right. That's right. Is there breeze in here? That's everyone's heads turning. Yeah. Silver tongue devil. Mm-hmm. Well, you know, they teach us something at Yale and we are getting ready for sex week. We can't say at Yale, though, although it's taking place on

the Yale campus. Actually, sex week 2012. 2012. It's taking place at Yale. Yes, it is taking place at Yale. Like it has been for the last. I didn't hear about that. Sex week? Well, it's a week right before Valentine's Day that takes place on the Yale campus.

And actually, there are sex weeks all over college campuses in the country, but Yale started it. And basically all kinds of experts in sex from professors to porn stars, authors, to feminists, to strippers, to fetishists, and all kinds of

experts in sexual fields come and corrupt the students. But this year, of course, are you big tycoons and multi-millionaires and rich folks and pornographers? Yes. This year, focus on the family is trying to shut it down. Mm-hmm. And therefore, Yale has said that they cannot take any money from

pornographers. Or any corporate entity. We're going to find out more about it tomorrow. So you should. From the directors. But you can cheat and you can take it out of your own pocket. Oh, you can always donate. Even if you are a corporation. If you believe in sex education.

We got it. Yeah. Well, you know, sex week at Yale started with sexual literacy without to Susie and a couple of students and And it's grown and grown and grown. It's become huge and it's spread to other campuses just like a virus and A good virus. Yeah. A good virus. And of course when you get that big, people start to see you. They say, wow, that's big. Oh, yeah. And they want to bite out of you. They want to bite out of you. Like a zombie who wants life even though they're dead.

Yeah, you know, that's what focus in the family is dead ideas and they want to, you know Chomp a bite of life out of sex week at Yale. So they did and they Chomp the name to Yale out for now, but at least sex week still going on. So You know, it'll go through changes changes. And of course, there's been some sexual harassment going on on the college campuses

Which means they have to be very sensitive to everybody's feelings Um, you know, students have feelings like princesses, right? So Missy is you're a would we say porn starlet you've you're entering the scene relatively recently

Yes, I'm still still new to The porn industry but not new to sex, of course. No When's the first time you had sex? Oh, I was 16. Yeah I was 16 and it was not

Storybook at all. Was it with a boy or girl? It was with the boy Right, and it wasn't romantic at all, but I learned what not to do So when's the first time you had sex princess? I Think it was 15 15 or 16. Was it with a girl or a guy?

well It was with a girl I practiced with a girl first you practiced. Yeah, right practice like in Catholic school That's what we called it. Mm-hmm. I had to practice for the practice kissing practice more practice kissing and practice feeling I didn't we didn't get into it the rest feeling boobies. Yeah, mm-hmm

And and you learned what did you learn? I didn't learn. We just had fun. I liked it Was it at a sleepover? No, it was both her parents grounded us from each other So it was like we had to go sneak out into this abandoned van. Oh

And so we were just talking and then why don't we just practice? So one thing led to another Hmm. You wanted to be good at it. Yes And then we started getting into the invite and the boys down so oh, okay, the two of you Yes, you took on the boys to you know the two of you together like we just I like would invite them out and we'd like

At night when my parents thought we were in bed. We were having like bonfires out and camping out Practicing. Yes Practicing. Did you get practice missing? Well with the girl my first practice was with my best friend and it was at a sleepover

Very cliche. I know but we hopped in the shower together and Yes, shower lesbianism We hopped in the shower together and it was I always had large breasts. I don't know if you can hear them

Possibly see them. We should have a better look at them. I noticed them. Yeah, if you have really good hearing you can hear that They're 36 double D's And she was very flat-chested, but I love any size breasts. Absolutely. Am I in yours princess? Am I in yours?

We're all distracted by your babies and everything and we forgot what the story was about It started innocently enough. She's like you have your breasts are so large. Oh, yes, and I'm like practice Yes, with the girls right practice with the girls and showers and sleepovers showers and sleepovers, right? You're in the shower. You're all you've got wet boobs. Oh, yes soapy soapy titties. What size were they at that time?

Oh, they had just sprouted so I was about a full C already. We'll see already. What are you now? Oh 36 double D double D. They look bigger than that. It's the way you hold them. I think or something Poor little, poor little spaghetti strap top. Poor thing. It's trying. It's hard as it is So it's your story and then she started she started she started maybe we'll move on before you finish your story

She started feeling and then I started feeling princess is starting to feel oh, oh, well, there we go That's very nice. I like the way it just peeks out from the hole Speaking of holes. This is not holy water. These are holy titties Right. Look at those really. It was very innocent playful caresses. Yes kisses here and there sort of like princess

Just did on your titties. Mm-hmm innocent. You want to do another innocent playful chorus? Ah She's innocently and playfully caressing with her tongue. I think my tongue liked it better Yes Otherwise

Yeah, oh that nipple is very much improving. I like sharing stories here. Yeah So you have a story for the other nipple It's getting neglected. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Oh, there we go This is a great outfit. You've got on here. You can just keep it on and take it all off. Exactly

Very nice. Okay, so so there they both are the d's they're only d's double d's double d's. Okay All right, so princess you are dressed up I see in a little Yeah, I think so. I think we're we're now showing off a little bit about what we're wearing Would you like to take

That's not fair Stuttering She's dressed like a naughty heiress Well, she looks you know, it's funny because she's in a maid's outfit

But a princess is always a princess. Yes, even when dressed as a maid So, yeah, I'm just a princess in disguise Really you're you're really a maid Totally

Oh, I see like Cinderella Oh So Everybody's cold now, right?

Yes freezing. That's not that bad. I've actually warmed up some tea. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I see you're wearing, you know, you're little Wrapping things here. Little wrap things here. Right. So, um, so that's okay. Yeah, let the shoulders go. Beautiful. Beautiful I want to introduce this blast from

the cold And wintry grave Yes, I'm here Do you ladies know um, do you know this guy?

corpse I have heard of him and I am a huge fan. I've always always been a fan of girls and corpses magazine I've always been a friend fan of your breasts A clam of your bros

Corpse you're stuttering I know you you both would be like I can't even see you. I have to move so I can look at them while I'm talking Right, right. I think we could we don't need that microphone over there. We could we could just move that thing Could somebody remove that? They should both be in girls and corpses

I just saw the magazine for the first time today and I thought so too. Did you know me? Well, uh, Have you worked together before just met each other? Oh, well things are making big balls. There's some very strange vibes Is very strange. I brought I just want to show you I think it's my fault because I brought the

This is a little early for winter And I but it's it's approaching and it is cold out, but I brought the snow angel of death Looks like the ghost of eros or something. I brought the angel of death. Well, that's the fucking problem tonight And that's why

Soon as they came in the building all the microphones went off. Look at these Here take them These are actually in our issue if you would like to grab a hold. These are pretty freaky looking They are ladies. Would you like to get a hold of?

And this is there in our new issue by the way, we are thrilled to have Gilbert got freed in our issue dead We killed him under the ice and with alley haze and sensey pearl both adult stars You guys are so involved with these devils now. You can't women see its girls and corpses. They go crazy Hey, at least they don't smell dead

Yeah, well come closer over here He's the real live dead. I'm the dead editor. I'm the dead editor in chief I haven't gotten a whiff of putrefrication yet. Come come closer little girl Now we are I want to also invite you

We are doing a special event that both of you could enter Coming up. Oh, yeah, saturday. No saturday november 19th. We have miss shockfest I'm hosting at the hard rock hollywood At 11 p.m. You girls would be great to come down and I will be on a flight at like midnight. Oh cancel it

And then we have you could be a girls and corpses girl I just got a email from terra patrick looks like she's going to be one of our judges So that'll be exciting terra was on the show. Look, you're all posing with the corpses Well, we love the corpses. Are you girls fascinated by death? I'm trying to figure out the theme

Dr. Blackwoods has a theme to the show. I saw the Yale panties and I thought of penn state immediately, but I didn't know If that was at least that's yeah, I always have a kind of a collegiate sex education theme Can we do occupy penn state? Is there some way to tie these two stories again? I think the theme is uh evolving Evolving I like how you thought of penn state and also didn't say anything

Yes, yes It's too big of a subject But you know, I loved listening to your your stories if you could talk a little slower Very educational, but no, it's really really fascinating and you girls work for what for uh girl for I'm taking over your show, which I usually do

You know, you're playing with the corpses So do you uh, you work with girlfriend films and other companies and I only work with girlfriends films and I'm a contract star, so I shoot with them regularly Do you have women that you are living with or I have a girl I live with when I come out to california

Yes, but you do like men I like certain men Now the girl you live with when you come out to california Is that your wife? That's my fiance, your fiance, india

Right, she has a fiance. She's going to get married. They're gonna, you know, they'll they'll do men They they already do men. I'm gonna be the best woman But they are going to get married Well, but you're not marrying each other you have a different

Unless we My future wife couldn't make it tonight. Is she open with you, uh, we can you have a relations with this lovely woman? Or would there be really totally my rules were that if she hooks up with anyone off-camera She just has to tell me all the dirty details. I have a confession to make I have actually had sex with your fiance

You better even it up. Oh no, did you hear that? That means she's got to do something for me That's right. It's like you save a life. You have to give a life. This is the wife, you know, I mean You've had sex with the wife Like

Yeah, it's two wives, but you're not married yet, right? You're engaged It's true. Are you going to walk down the aisle naked or what's going to happen? We're supposed to get married in a girlfriend's film scene if they ever actually write it Wow

Can I come back as you I know I am okay. Well get it going You can always come and get married here, you know I think they should write their little film for you to get married here and Right, all right instead of instead of rice. You could throw uh have them squirting on each other

Or well, no, she doesn't like the squirting. She thinks it's messy. I know we could throw agua salt Speaking of which where is my lovely assistant? Uh, who is also my producer Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia, Tasia is my show producer and

Lovely assistant and I hear the pitter patter. I have some uh notes here of people on the phone or on twitter Let's see. Oh, by the way, angel. Let's let's just uh, give out the numbers I'm here with princess felicity jade and missy martinez And the dead deterrent chief of girls in corpse

Uh and our number is one eight six six two eight nine seven zero six eight We're searching for a theme in a way because it was princess brides Because you were going to be here with your fiance, but she's not here So i'm thinking princess missy. I don't know the missy princess

Uh, we're going to get it going on the the dead princess missy. No, that sounds really depressing What about if they hook up if they hook up we could kill the corpse bride That would have been perfect Well, we'll see but anyway, my number is one eight six six two eight nine seven zero six eight

And uh, if you're outside of north america, that's two one three six seven zero zero six six That's got three sixes because we are so devilish and that's two one three six seven zero zero zero six six and on uh, twitter You can also send us your questions and comments

And that's uh twitter.com slash radio susie one r a d i o s u z y one Okay, so what do we got here? Oh, this looks like twitter stuff bunch of twitter stuff Okay, dark angel of fate says dr. Susie you look amazing. Oh, yeah, he gets a gold star

Okay, or a red star Did you write that next? What did he say about me? Well, wait a second. He said some other things. He says princess You look incredible. Oh, thank you

um What about missy? Hey, hey, uh dark angel that twitter fan is dead to me Okay, okay

Missy at least has a good answer for you the dark angel get with the program Dark angel we have the angel of death. Okay, but corn star fan has a question for you missy How was your first experience during webcam live show? English is not his first language. So there's a little bit of lack of art here

My very very first webcam was actually with a fuck machine Which is basically a giant motor attached to a giant dildo A fuck machine. We have a fuck machine. You have a fuck. Yes. It's called max max Yeah

Oh, hey Actually, you want to bring the fuck machine on here just so that we have it for a while. That's a love rocker darling Well, you know, it is a fuck machine. That's that's used in countries when the electricity goes out or when you don't pay your bill Well, it's so much more. You don't have to have

Sweet and romantic and since we are getting ready for sex week on the ale campus. We should say love rocker Actually, it's called the monkey rocker. Yeah, it's called the monkey rocker. It's uh, it's human power Is that something like what you use? Uh, this was uh electric power power. It was motorized I have not seen something like that

That is a monkey rocker. See this is very this is very green. There's electricity involved Solar, what are you? It's pedal power. Yeah. It's a Flintstone sort of we're we're gonna have our agua now. This is a ritual of the show Okay, princess. You remember this. I do remember. Okay, and uh, and it looks like missy's nipples are already ready for

Oh, yeah, I just learned what this is made out of so now I'm like scared to try it Oh, it's it's all good herbal from aldehyde. It's my favorite Good good herbal from aldehyde. Yeah, organic from aldehyde. These are beautiful women by the way I want to say I hope your audience can see how gorgeous

They can't quite see enough, but we're gonna get there. I know. Well, we're gonna see more We are gonna see more keep the booze flowing. Yeah, absolutely. Oh and also we should have before this A penthouse shot, right? Corpse you would like to drink too by the way a pleasure shot right a penthouse pleasure shot

I'll try a little there you go. So that makes you you're awake and drunk We need cameras around for the penthouse pleasure shot, please cameras Cameras

And bow doing the music Bow bow bow and uh, princess will also teach you all about the um The agua salt ritual that we do here. I can remember what I put this on her titty I lick her catty lick the titty in order to put the salt on it

Yeah, I think you might as well pull that whole thing down. So she has better ability to oh my goodness. Here we go So I think you put the salt on the titty And then you lick up the salt and then you drink the shot and you don't have to drink the whole thing because you're a princess I should get my titty out then too. Yeah, you should do the same. Yeah, you should get it

Out and go I'll show you yours if you show me mine Wait, I said that wrong I touch myself. Sorry. It's already been done. All right. Okay, titty's out

Is that what you're doing, uh, what? Would you sang it not me? Okay, look at these beauties I don't know. There these are like two sets of the most beautiful boobs in the world of different types

You know and they are just gorgeous princess felicity jade And missy martinez Okay Okay, so they've got a couple of different uh types of

Stimulants here. Yes princess is now going to have some of this penthouse pleasure shot Okay, can we have a camera close to her so we can get a shot? Yeah, it smells like I don't know like that Yeah Bubblegum, just smell like smells like ghp. It smells yummy. It's kind of cherry-like. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Chloroform, yeah, just take a little that wake up tomorrow. It'll be a great show It'll be a great show guys. My ass is really snorted this morning. No, no, no don't snort it. Okay I'll have a little just to show you I don't know

Oh, here she goes drinking down Okay, oh the sharing Okay, well, yeah Okay, yep, that's very good. Very good marketing. We're getting some free shit marketing. Yeah, we're getting free stuff, man. Okay

There's more press here than the kids choice awards Oh, it's yummy Isn't it yummy? It's kind of cherry-like

And gives you a little I don't know get up and go Made tasia crazy the other night. Actually, she should give a report on what happened to her. Yeah, she told me that's why you've had a Here you go tasia's sit down over here tasia married one of our corpses actually really. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she did David uh, hassle corpse. She's in love with her. Oh, yeah. She was true love. I know serious. She was humping them over there somehow

Guys I like this angel of death that we have here. I might I think they might like to play with the girls Don't you think well, I'm I'm gonna see the girls play with the girls a little bit tasia. What happened with the penthouse pleasure shot Uh, well first I got really warm from I guess the niacin

And I had to take my shirt off Well, it's a cold night. So it's it's good to be warm And that's when my friend said that it's probably working since I was taking my clothes off. Yeah, and then I got um In all these weird positions. I was like stretching all weird and like

I was kind of shaky. That's why I would say just do a half And then what and then I masturbated and it was great. Okay. There we go There's actually a caller for you tasia. Oh I don't know if it's a relative or friend. It's your father. It's your father. No, no

It's david hasselkorp. It says He's brad his name's brad. He's online. What is the line one? Oh, you know him? I don't know. No, uh He wants to know do you enjoy listening to me masturbate? Do you like listening to him? To max master to this guy to me brad brad. Oh to oh to brad. Can I hear him?

Oh, he left. Wait a minute. He heard his name on the radio left. There's brad masturbate. That sounds like death rattling All right, let's get on with the office shots. Yes, please back to the tips back to the tips. Okay Back to the boobies. Okay. So now yes, you lick the nipple area and then you decorate it with salt in your own creative personal fashion Look at that beautiful tongue princess tongue

Oh, and missy is reacting with such I have a very difficult life. Yes Yeah, and now the salt okay Yeah, oh, but we have a little waterfall of salt now

I think that is I'm doing the sound effects And the licking up and down we go. All right That's very good. That's the agua shot. Dr. Susie me. I please reciprocated. Yes. Absolutely. That is the ritual that we partake in

Here. That's all right, right? We gotta make sure she's learned her lesson. Let's get a judge's vote on this. Yes I think it's okay. Raise your hand. Is there a priest here? What is the black? There's a preacher over here father Yeah, uh, I'm sorry. There's there's a lot going on. There's a minister technical problems dead angels

And the minister of death priests of death. Yeah, and but the main thing is father molester The most beautiful sets of tits. I've ever seen. I know I really know it In all of life could they stand up so we could see? Yeah, would you mind? I hate to I might have to bring them up to the bed area. Yeah. Oh goodness

I think maybe for this shot. We should bring them up to the bed area or Let them drink it over here because the drinks are over here Okay, so you do your side and then and then we'll we'll come up here. She needs a feather duster with that outfit I'll take the drinks up there. I do need a feather duster. Well, I have a

Duster She needs to be dust. Oh Oh, yeah, I've got to take clean off. We have all kinds of emergency equipment You have to lick it all up. Is this where salt lick came from? I'm max. What's the ruling on that?

She's swiffering my pussy right now. Mmm. Nice. She's sniffing your pussy. Oh, swiffer Nothing that goes on under the table here. That's up for the bed. All right. So now we you know, you have to reciprocate Missy it's your turn Now we could just do this on the bed. Yeah, she could lick. Oh, yes

Let her do the titty here and then we'll do my that's my original spot there. Yeah, move the Dr. Suzy, you gotta move the little angels of death there. Uh, I will the angels of death want to watch So they want to watch. Uh, they'd like to watch Yeah, I'm gonna watch this right now. I I'm gonna front row seat. That's why I get the front row seats

That's why you have their show. That's why she does this show Which is just so beautiful. This is what woman to woman Love and sensuality is really all about See, that's why I married her. So they're spokes models for for girl girl. Watch watch. They really are

I mean, who wouldn't want to be a lesbian watching this? I mean, I want to be a lesbian. I Corps is a lesbian tonight. Yeah, absolutely The shot made my nipples get hard. Yeah Nice now we go into the bed now you have one one question

Do you just before we get into the bed just to kind of make the plot thicken with emotional Uh aspects You have a a man friend in the room. Do I have a man friend in the room? Yeah. Yes. I have a man friend in the room I'm right over here

Shame on you Oh another another man another man. Yeah, right. You have more than one. I'm sure Keep giving her keep giving her the performance But uh, but your man friend. Is that your husband fiance? I mean, you know, we know that uh

That princess has a fiance who's Sick in bed. What's your fiance or who your fiance? I do have a very special person in my life sitting behind me. Uh, it's christopher climax Christ christopher christopher climax and his birth name

His birth name sounds like a point name. That's his own government name. It sounds Christopher climax does not sound like his social security name somehow, but uh Wow, maybe his he you know, he was born to mr. And mrs. Climax is Climax, so he does he do scenes with you? He does. He has the he has uh, he has the thing

He's got a thing He humors me once in a while for films and does he get turned on watching you beautiful women? I sure hope he does. You hope well, we'll find out Okay, yeah, he's smiling so far. That's correct. You are correct, sir

Looking definitely very good. All right. I just wanted to you know find out about that So ladies, would you like to uh, let's see come up to the bed area ascend to the bed stage Yeah

And In our magazine you are going to be in the girls and corpses for sure. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely Both of them together both of them. Yes. Yes and they're so sort of natural Just the kind of beautiful natural girls you like and with those dirty awful corpses

speaking of the dirty awful corpses here they are be gentle with the angels let's put those angels of death no no they want to be here look there's a and look this is this is vendetta is nearby yeah we're gonna give you guys Tony could you give these luscious ladies if you take a microphone the black one makes you

naughty if you hold the black one so you're gonna be very naughty the other so that's you chose you chose the dark side so porn star fan would like to know if he can have your panties no you can't that's the answer to that those are my panties those pretty panties that princess is wearing those are really

princessy panties right there wait I do have two pairs of panties on you do well that's good you can get rid of one how about that you need a you need a microphone for you to work for if you're gonna okay so you need to hold the microphone for both of them okay here we go so so you have on two pairs of panties so that

means well you know you got a you got to work hard to get one pair off and then the other so here we go so now that you've got the microphone in front of you neither of you has anything to say that's very good they're saying it all they're saying it all just sitting there I'm the titties you're just eyeing the titties

and the titties are certainly I fold yes look at that beautiful mouthful lovely titties everybody like these titties or you know that's a correct you are very nice can we see the titties like maybe rubbing together how about that look at those pretty titties just two different titties very different in

size this is better than cinematics I swear to God somehow they're just like sisters sister titties they look a lot they talk a lot I know that same sort of feeling to them and look at princesses holy stockings very sexy well how about if you take that one pair of panties off of her since she has another pair on you

know to help her off with one pair right and stand into it slowly should I make her do it with her teeth ah judge judge on that yes that is okay we've got two votes on that two votes two votes doggy doggy doggy doggy ah the angels of death we've the theme is coming together see I knew what watch the angels though don't

crush the angels be careful with the angels now we have Missy Martinez removing princess Felicity Jade's ruffle pink panties whoa from her perfect princess bottom all right with her very talented whoa very nice very beautiful beautifully beautifully done wow that's a 9.5

at least my meter mm-hmm look at these beautiful panties right here look at those Dr. Block you put those on your head are really sissy panties right here aren't they these are like sissy girl panties yeah those are maxes would you like a sniff yeah throw them over here let's pass them around pass them

around it's Thanksgiving isn't it oh that's next week dark angel again sends a yeah to missy you're smelling the light oh dark angel wants to say something to missy here would you like to smell the panties yes you know isn't that something you do as well there's there's a lot of missy you look stunning I didn't mean to

forget about you shoot an email caught something about an email in the middle of writing oh I don't know he's trying to make an excuse of some sort but anyway he says you look stunning so okay where's the microphone microphone microphone we've lost it here you go it's falling have you forgiven him now she is your mother

confessor and she forgives you wait a minute I missed those special well you know she's got to make him work for it absolutely all right so you've got some interesting panties I should take my stockings on me I do it for you yeah you should you might as well they've got big holes in them and looks like you've

been on your knees a lot princess all good girls are scrubbing scrubbing the floor in my case it was a case of walking and texting walking and texting and bumping into a tree what did you do no tripping you pretty poor thing okay here we go look at that now we're going to take these stockings you like you like ripped

stockings again oh yes I do well you do on her anyway I don't know she could wear it and you like it yeah she could she could wear max and she'd be attracted well I don't know how to take that look at that part she's good at that very nice look at these pretty princessy feet

for pink tonal polish for corp see can you rip off her band aid with your teeth and now comes with the teeth oh missy is so talented I don't know there should be an avian award for this sort of taking clothing I mean they kind of need an avian award to take something off of my teeth okay they have an avian award for

everything rip her band aid off that would be so hot yeah yeah she's gonna okay here we go off with the dress and look at these pretty panties panty boy whoa I'm covering my shame oh you're shame that sounds really king pick up the angel of death again they don't get you past that these are yellow or is this

like I'm looking for the place I want to put the salt and lick the salt off of love let's vote on that let's have some more okay I love the little flower on princesses other g-string yeah I'd love and I see her pussy right through those panties they don't really hide you do you see her pussy yeah I gotta cover my

shame oh cover your shame girl yes sister princess if you uncover it it won't be shameful anymore that's right you'll be like before the fall okay am I flexible yes I am oh look at this wow now that's what you call flex so well can you go down on yourself I'm just wow look at this you look just like

a can can you can eat can you eat yourself out I'm working on it yeah almost well let's put it this way if she had a decent sized dick she could suck it easily yeah okay and now the salt well she's really throw down some lines there princess you sure you can handle all that girl for a little girl you can

certainly take a lot of salt is she beautiful this is just one of these feminine polkretude shows I think that's all we can that's the thing that's the thing it's just beautiful girl it's salt and death I mean it is yeah okay and now comes the princess tongue licking up the missy leg or we're saying what is this

part of the leg this is the thigh bone connected to the ass bone I don't I don't remember that song at all I think it's close enough to be called the external lips of the pussy I I don't know if that's the lips there that's not the lips no no I think you got to go closer for the lips it's taint in corpses

tonight can we just move this aside as long or take them off yeah I just had to be careful I don't get it on here because it's prettier I think to take them off altogether what are we doing we're gonna take off the panties I think oh my goodness because that position is just extraordinary when you are you know

kind of oh no natural I want to apologize if I have five o'clock shadow oh well thank you for your apology but we love your five o'clock shadow we don't even see it anyway and you know if you want to be like I'll just put this right there and then make her get up screaming out of here a little lemon juice with

salt again that's the fastest way to make a girl scream at the clam now with this to me this looks like a very good grooming job I don't know I think you should even promote your it's nice pink and watch look at that princess knows how to play her pussy yes she knows what she's doing yes yes I agree she's making the

pussy pulsate she's making the pussy talk this is a new show we're doing now called pussy talk talk to the pussy pussy talk pussy talk with missy martinez princess felicity jay on the right there you know right see these these would be the honor that's right yeah look oh yeah very nice whoa more so somebody just fell off

the bar this is that's a lot of salt mm-hmm yeah now if someone just your salt like you guys need any help cut it would look a bit festering right here but it's not it's just all perfectly clean pussy okay this is not some sort of this infection yeah right thank you yes this looks like something that might be

happening in a u.s.c. medical center salt liquor princess this is the quietest I've ever been shut me up this is it that's because this show is pussy talk pussy talk maybe that's what this show it is pussy talk pussy talk it's very cute very nice beautiful so if you're pussy could talk what would it say now thank

you princess I have a very polite pussy you do and well what else would it say I mean how does it feel right now it feels so honor because I've always wanted to shoot with princess speak as the pussy say I as the pussy I missy martinez's pussy so thankful to you princess for putting your gorgeous tongue anywhere

near it that was the pussy talking and very nice I think I'll bring my good night everyone and fade to black pussy should talk more often yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean every girl's pussy should talk to their lover sometimes where's the pussy talking thing where yeah I mean you know the puppet oh oh we do have a

pussy okay yeah we have we have lots of things everybody can take one here get one from they can talk to each other okay so now we're gonna do okay we're gonna have a little pussy dog okay here we go yes here they're puppets your puppets that is the strangest clitoris if you see one of those giant around I give birth

to monkeys okay we can pass the bed oboe around yeah speaking of the monkey do you girls do anal I'm just back in place do you girls do anal actually this is the ain't it well my anus fell off okay so your anus is the only do you tell us about my personal life yes me too oh just personal just a personal life not with

corpse well do you have it with girl I mean you do strap on anal sex with each other tonight in a few minutes that's a little pushy okay yeah mine all right salt I think you can lick my ass up to the salt okay all right you talk to send away okay all right you got that okay I'm telling you I would be a good co-host

here look how I manipulate no I am it's this power shit I'm drinking I've come over myself 12 times okay get away from me get a shot of him drinking his power shit there not a power power shit I'll be on the toilet all night penthouse power shot it's the T1 a power shit right okay so Montezuma all right yeah get a

shot okay dr. Susie corpse II I've got porn star fan okay yes and he wants to have Missy's panties and I told you before no they're ours get your own fuck we're collecting them for him no no yeah no oh why does it why does it he send us panties that will wear and so why don't you do that she escaped why don't you send

us some well he's been wearing he's been wearing him for a month speaking of licking her ass let's go back to the minister in the right but before you put on the panties you should do the asshole licking thank you yes let's stay on top of it stay on top it and is that a holy act

ass licking is it a holy act or yes yes I would say yeah I was sanctioned by the church right it was father molester right that's what I thought I wasn't sure so who's who's gonna licking whose ass who's gonna lick me be mining moe she was like you to say it what you did yeah you're so sweet she's beautiful little

asshole first she's jealous she's gonna lick your ass don't worry what's up with this course I'm still working on the theme I won't wash these lips don't wash the mandate prolapses and assholes I'm not sure where we're going with this but I like it someone needs to take my my second panties off I've been

thank you runway yep looks beautiful landing strip landing strip runway landing strip right more cool of that wow more why don't you both come on over here come on over here once again I can add absolutely nothing why is it that when I can't talk no one's talking well we're involved yeah

that was sexy there was a shot look at this look at these two little dogs like a bridge over trouble water speaking of laying you down maybe okay here we go look at this beauty here this is a princess princess I got nothing princess pussy talk I got nothing I'm done you don't have a pussy no I know I'm just

gonna dream some more power shot okay well that'll make you ready oh my god alright now it's a missies turn to lick off my pussy okay and then we'll do you want salt or just pussy now do you want to put some salt on my pussy do you like salt let's do salt let's do salt get it salty you know that'll make you

honey or whipped cream or we're in salt man tasia we got somebody at the door to I don't know what is okay all right look at the salt police can I can I move the foot here okay look at these feet for the foot fetishes all right yeah it's corse now we should go up there and you know make sure that everything is in

order it's an order it's an order is this inspection time yeah this is the oh my goodness now we're in the room make she look at all offices and throw me later you don't leave a green a sand salt alright and let's give a hand wait we got we still have the butthole that was that was pussy talk that was good

okay now we're gonna have asshole talk what yeah asshole well that's that's basically me as assholes talking right now right okay who gets to go first with the asshole I think you should flip Dr. Block or something at this time can I lick yours first please you're so I was in prison that's why may I lick your

ass please that's how was my first six months right I spent three years so beautiful turn over on it doggie style doggie style okay all right I hope your fiance is listening right now listen the position this is for you India that's for you for staying home tonight this is a loving thing do you

tend to rise tend to be okay and here she goes spreading those ass cheeks apart and now licking up that asshole there's nothing dirty about this asshole I want you to know this is as clean as a whistle it's so it's so you can eat off of it yeah yeah you could and she will right now but she's picking something no no

yeah except there was a little lint or so no no perfect asshole there is not a lint small piece of corn just kidding just kidding it is absolutely it's enchiladas were a bad choice yeah oh yes and now Princess is just licking that asshole as she how's that feel can you talk to us exactly what's happening what you're

right now she is massaging my clit is it working she licks my little asshole how long would it take you to have a full-blown sorry we want the the report on the tongue in the asshole when thank you all right okay go for it now asshole talk I was talking oh that feels good or no please no it adjoys it she has a

very nice soft wet warm tongue yes yes we're glad I love the show I'm starting to sound like Max I've been on this show too many times yeah I've been on this show for 20 years yes I princess is getting that evil look in her eye I used to deny my right and I think something's going on and it opened it opened my eyes

to a whole another realm of pleasure it opened your big brown eye yes it's actually pink it's not brown people you know that's a phrase right well that was beautiful little applause for that that's beautiful that's beautiful we're not done with as talk yet we have to we haven't done the switch yet I'm impatient

I had a performance guy I had a performance shot I can't afford Cinemax anymore which is like I'm down here they watch this well you know the 1% is taking all our shit what's you with that's another theme tonight you said performance shit yeah have you done an anal show yet the corp see this is why

we're not on television do you understand this have you done an anal show before is this it I've done anal I mean well what did I say I think I would say yes yes to all okay you did a show about it okay it's the devils on the bed they're doing this show with these hot no this is off the chair can you show the

religious people why show the devils that that's what's causing this yeah I brought the devils and we have I say the theme we have this minister here which I don't know these pieces actually can we get a close-up yeah these are in the magazine we have a shoot that's the snow angel of death our corpses get more

action than panty boy let me tell you so every everyone gets more action the oh my god there we go is that legal I don't know I don't know I don't know it is the biggest mosquito that's not like fist-fucking puppetry of the pussy yeah careful those guys beautiful look at that wow see I bring nice things to your

show it's like GE I bring good corpses to life these are not made they're actually small people that winged and they're little fetuses a little they're dead fetuses but that's why the girls are doing anal anal anal lingo see you didn't even call it by its proper name anal lingo's well thank you very much you're

welcome that's what I'm saying anal lingo's that is asshole licking yeah okay oral anal is that what they call it yeah all right so are we ready for the switcheroo yes we are oh yes and five already doing it I think and in five four three two okay all right can you watch be careful by the way it's very sharp tail you get that

in your asses yeah because we don't want to you know the princess is like look at those feet oh yes okay should we make the princess tied and do a bondage thing with her yeah the princess tied tied up oh the princess no I mean dead in the water princess tied oh no I might either way will work I'm sorry I'm the princess

of death who look at this what's going on here we're gonna have some asshole looking yeah anal lingo this is reciprocal which is a Swedish word which reciprocal love between women this is missy Martinez who is biting the ass oh yeah princess oh yeah talk talk to us I feel like Kim Fowley right now that was weird

it was what I've got Susan I've got Jason from Redondo Beach he wants to know where he can find princesses and missy's videos we're gonna tell you in a little bit no they've got their mouths full right now right now they're very busy they can't talk but we'll let you know shortly ass tastes like but they spring in spring

time well she doesn't have the microphone in her oh what does her what's it taste like ass what ass did she say she said hang on she's gonna taste it better oh she's getting it well now what do you feel what is the asshole feel that you speak as

the ass okay do it I have all around going around in circles and inside down towards the pussy yeah I'm gonna nominate the show for an Emmy yeah this is good this show is your Emmy show yeah a very special doctor Susan Block how does it taste delicious but like what I mean sushi or no strawberry it tastes like sweet

skin sweet flesh sweet skin sweet skin that's hot you should lick a corpse as ass he wouldn't be saying she's probably tasting the pussy juices from the last girl I just fucked before I came here who how did her pussy coming out of your answer a girl from Prague we don't even know her name oh from Prague there's

beautiful women and probably a probably a relevant wine yeah oh very hot girl max is actually the prince of Prague and I'm from Prague and the Duke of Melnick princess how many how many orgasms have you had to do princess you missed the whole thing that max what was that how many orgasms have you had to do

princess okay how many orgasms do I have today today yeah three three you're asking me like a question yes it is three I think three yeah I was trying to think I think I had three orgasms today and you when you're not working you're you masturbating in between you know I do masturbate frequently but not today

okay not yesterday I think I did yesterday twice I was off yeah beat her ass what the it's the house you ladies like your Mike Susie Dr. Susie Mike Mike oh here we go yes this paddle was broken on the ass of another guest actually it was on the last show you want to sign that paddle breaker here but but we have other

paddles and vibrators that hurts me that's way too strong I'm too sensitive I have another vibrator see I just I need a vibrator on the minimum settings and that's plenty minimum minimum minimum well we have and it gives me screaming orgasms a penthouse would you like this picture now picture picture hold it up

oh that's how you get all this yeah that's how we get our shit what else do you have in there can I look at yeah yeah pocket rocket don't you I have you notice how I said pocket rocket so the shit's coming to me well this is a g-spot stimulator it's a lingo vibrating tongue ring that looks cool have I mentioned

girls and corpses magazine girls and corpses dot com well they're looking a little promo you haven't even shown the new look at the new issue bring me a sex what is this I have one I have a pocket rock you want to bring it out yeah show this is what the cock goes in right and turns around but yeah yeah I guess you

could put these on your tits but I don't know wait so this no it's a Chinese aphrodisiac yeah I'm gonna eat it yes that would be what that is oh would you like a unused pocket rocket okay oh and does it have the battery already in oh of course would I thank you you're gonna thank me for this yes yes yes okay here

you go this is a very lightweight light in terms of the vibration turn it on can you turn it on yeah hold this yeah here we go they know what to do I'll be auctioning this leader girls and corpses dot com here we go you should have girls and is that a good power I need to know there you go there it is you hear it there's the

power there's the power it's the power of the hour it's the power of the hour how's that work is it pretty good too too strong too little you need some help girls it's strong you want to see how strong it is watch okay I think we should go up there corpses I think calm the calm everybody down pussy what are all these

photographers I don't know none of these people are with the show where they come from well sometimes you just have to put it above I'm blocking camera not so not directly on it and that makes the vibration less why the photographers licking salt off each other you might like that one better they do have a long

hard is that not powerful I feel disappointed I feel like I've disappointed her somehow it's too powerful I get the lot you're disappointing her was bound to happen I'm not a girl first of all okay I do have a lot of salt batteries batteries batteries where's my battery people do I have a battery person in the house

battery pocket pocket rockets too powerful what kind of batteries I don't know I know that's pocket rocket calm by the way yeah double a double a but is there another side to it yeah okay all right where's my battery person battery person somebody come here the oldies photographers are looking so helpless one of

these photographers turn off your camera give her the fucking batteries one of you cough up your batteries come on what kind of here you go superior nori the batteries for the sake of pussy enjoyment what kind of I read her do you prefer me oh her yeah I like the doc Johnson mini bullet the main Johnson mini

pocket rocket but this is too strong it was a little bit there's no there's no way to turn it all the way down no that's no it's one size fits all okay so now we have the penthouse yeah this one you can you can make a different I think that's gonna work yes here we go this is the penthouse what let me know if you

need me to spit on your cute little pussy a secret coat penthouse secrets collection right yeah yeah and it's let me explain this is like like cyber flicker cyber flicker it's it's a very mild it can probably go up very strong but it's very soft and yes you may spit on her missy oh yeah can you move that toward by

the way it's kind of blocking the I like the little tail that it has this you may spit on my pussy spit on her pussy could you spit on the pussy move the wire we don't know why it has to move yeah okay there we go spit oh did you catch that whoa spit on the pussy oh yeah hmm and now the penthouse cyber flicker is

rubbering rubbering against her I got nothing yet it's right on little red riding hood quite on the second Robin right on pussy okay pussy talk now how's your pussy feel speak as your pussy oh yeah let me let me let me get into pussy talk mode okay oh yeah mmm pussy talk mode with just like that princess Felicity Jade

maybe down a little bit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah very very nice oh yes she's got it right between her pussy lips now yeah right okay how's the pussy I'm very very good that's straight from waking up pussy's mouth I'm even gonna take a photo that's it this is you can't post this on Twitter though no no I'm not I

don't know what with us you know I know I know I know I know this is all very official it is that's why we have photographers here I don't know what am I I'll just rent the video yeah and her her significant other is watching now yeah she doing a good job you can excellent do you want to get on a microphone and say

hi no no oh you're just jerking off in the back right there yeah yeah well he's not gonna get in a microphone so he's not gonna deny it so I might as well say he's jerking off mr. climb you know dr. Susie that he is the one that showed me that enlightened me and opened up my world's a pleasure to anal ah he's the

one well let's give him some credit mr. climax thank you mr. climax for pleasuring my asshole wow you sure you don't want to make me take credit yeah okay hold that okay play with play with my butt oh yeah hold that on your just like yeah yeah all right okay don't you love a woman who tells you what to do knows her

the tea so she's now rubbing the penthouse that's gonna ejaculate a second across the clit I think the pussy and the clit yes and she's rubbing her finger around the butthole this is some sexual manipulation worthy of a princess you know I thought in Emmy but this is a Tony yeah this really is this is a Tony

award it's incredible you know what theater it's live theater it is that's what it is this is live theater here in the womb room 20 some odd years 20 some odd years avian has never given us an award they've given it to the garbage collectors I know we don't want their award we're all gonna just shut up now oh

yeah but we'll take it if they give one to us you know I mean yeah maybe not just what was that we take the award sarcastically oh definitely with a great deal of sarcasm okay well you're certainly worthy I'm gonna send Jack the zipper to get mine yeah she's beautiful I think this might be the princess orgasm

Wow, look at her. It's not a princess phone. Princess Banties, Princess Pink, Princess Orgasm. Yeah.

Nice. So pretty. Yeah. You're listening to from live radio.

Oh, you're listening to the sound of women pleasuring women. This is the bonobo way. Beautiful. Women together.

Oh, yeah. That was an orgasm. Oh, yeah. Amen and amen.

Hallelujah. Nicely done. Yes. Yes.

Wow. Nicely done. You're listening to radio where no other radio ever touches you. And if you look, the pussy is actually talking.

Beautiful. But it is. Well, let's just say the pussy is pinker. Look at it.

It's moving. The pussy is definitely pinker and juicier. Was that all right? Everybody all right with this?

Yeah. Yeah. This was definitely a beautiful. That was delicious.

Beautiful, beautiful conversation. This is a purely surprise. Ah, yeah. This is a dialogue.

This is a conversation. So now we want to hear from the pussy manipulator. You were talking about the bonobos and the bonobos. The bonobos.

Yes. Let's hold up the sign now. Yeah. Okay.

One moment. The devil made her do it. It's a bizarrely interesting story. I would go to the library when I was younger and I would read books.

About the scientists that would go and watch their mating habits. Yes. You would. And I would actually find myself getting aroused at how they would pleasure each other.

Right. Which I find I was actually, I thought I was weird. No, no. It wasn't like you wanted to have sex with bonobos themselves.

Correct. We're just clarifying that. Yeah. But they wanted to have sex with you.

I like it. I like it. She's excited by watching animals have sex. No, it was their creativity.

Yes. That they would do it for fun instead of discrimination. These are special animals. They're almost like human animals.

And they have sex in all kinds of positions. They're very flexible. And the females have sex together a lot. They rub their pussies together in a thing that's called genitogenital rubbing by the

primatologists and hoka-hoka by the natives of Magandu. And it's also called... Tribetism. Tribetism.

And it's called something else. The slang is tripping. Tripping. Right.

Okay. Can we see some tripping? A Star Trek thing? I think we're ready for tripping.

No, no. That is triples. Triples. Do you gals like to tripp?

How about she trips on me and I'll hold this on a clip. Okay. I was actually eyeing the Hitachi wand. It gives me screaming orgasms.

Okay, we have to... Yeah, find the wand. God damn it. Got the wand.

Get the minister. Get the wand. I've only had monkeys to her shit at me. We need to get a condom for that.

They throw their poop, don't they? Safe sex is the best sex? Yes. Absolutely.

We need a condom. We have one somewhere. Condoms. We have one.

Where is a condom when you need it? No, I have one here. She's got condoms. One thing we have.

Condomania condoms. Condoms? Yes. We have one here.

They're like an emergency unit, don't they? Okay. So I'm dragging over the big monkey rocker. Let's see if I know how to put it on.

You know how to do that? You need help? You know me and my girls. Mm-hmm.

Here we go. This is another skill. Is it ribbed for my pleasure? I don't know.

Is it ribbed? I don't think so. It's certainly... Oops.

Slippery. That's for sure. It's not magnum. No, that's a...

Uh-oh. She broke a nail. Okay. Yeah.

Hold it up like that. It's like putting a condom on corpses. Please notice the reservoir tip. Yes.

Yeah, there we go. So that the vibrator can come. Yes. Right into the reservoir there.

Okay. It's already freezing. That vibrator has never been used on another woman on the show. I promise you.

So I'm going to hold this. And you are... Okay. This is the Hatachi magic wand.

Assume the position. Yes. Okay. Brought to you by...

Which is what? She's assuming the position. Not sure which position. This is the greatest show.

I don't know what the subject is or what the hell is happening. Let me just get the best fucking show. We're not sticking with one subject here. No, no.

It's... Being quick. You should sit on that chair, Dr. Block. Oh, thank you, Corsi.

You could have a seat there, too. Thank you. Equal opportunity. I will later.

Okay. Would you like this on you? Why don't you give her that? Right there.

Okay. This is the magic wand. There we go. The Hatachi.

Mmm. This is my toy of choice for masturbation at home. It... I will get extremely loud when I orgasm.

So... Oh, show us. Oh, go on. Those of you faint of heart and weak constitutions may want to leave the room now.

All right. You hear that? Get out of here. Will you squirt?

Can you squirt with us? She... Yeah. But I never say never.

But I would not bank on it. Tonight's the night. Okay. You never know.

You've got... With her there, look. Yeah. Maybe if she stuck a finger or something and you would have a orgasm.

I love how I'm narrowing it. I love my charm. Mmm. Yes.

There you go. There you go. I'm doing this for all the men sitting behind me. If you would like to...

Because that might help. If you rubbed her G-spot while she's doing it, you might get her to squirt. Seriously. Yeah.

I don't... I don't need any fingers in me. It's just clitoral. I'm sorry.

It's all clitoral. Is this the spot? I always go too far. A little higher.

Ooh. Yes, right there. And if you just hold it there a little higher. Right there.

Yeah. If you hold it right there. Sometimes the spot moves. Yes, it does.

It does. It's quite elusive at times. It's right there right now. Yeah.

Do you like a little extra? Like a little movement? Or you want it just pressing? That's good, right?

Or you want a little lighter? And then... Right there, yeah. And then up.

And then down. A little higher please. Like there. Okay.

Yes. Okay, right there. How's that? Oh, that's good.

Yeah. Is that the spot right there? Yeah, right there. Okay.

Yes. My legs start to get very tense. Yes, they are. And they will probably start shaking soon.

Mm-hmm. Mine are shaking now. Okay. My toes do point.

Yes. They are pointed. Very beautiful foot fetish toes. Certain signs.

I'm trying to keep my pussy open for the audience. Yes. For the audience. You're very, very generous.

God bless you. Because normally you would be closed shut. Yes. Yes.

Well we appreciate... Right there. How about right there? Maybe she ought to just do that because she knows the landing field.

How about there? A little lower please. Right there. Yeah.

Oh. A little bit higher please. Just right there. And I'll come soon.

Oh, I appreciate this. Thank you. No problem. No problem.

So do we. So do we. You're quite welcome. Oh.

I'm getting close. Thank you for having me as a guest. God bless you. Yeah.

You're a great guest. Yeah. Go for it. There's our theme.

All right. All right. Yeah. Let's get in.

When did all you guys get here? Did you used to live next door to me? Because it was a girl over there. It was very loud.

Yeah. I had to take the headphones off. That was incredible. I'm sorry.

But the sexiest thing I think was watching princess watched her. That's really how it was. Yeah. I was watching her.

I was watching this Hitachi because I had to get it in the exact spot. The spot kept changing. You know. And it's such a big object.

I would think it wouldn't matter like be good anywhere. And she took the spot. And highwayman Susie, Dr. Susie, highwayman just twatted. Twatted.

Twatted. Twatted. I watched princess orgasm on live video. Thank you, Missy and princess.

Aw. And a thank you from all of us. Yeah. This is, this is, his name is highwayman.

Highwayman. Yes. I know him. Yes, he is.

He's awesome. What do you want to say to highwayman? I love you highwayman. Say I love you.

Tell him you love him. There's some people making out at the door here actually. And I can see. There's a big audience here right now.

Yeah, there is. There's a big studio audience in the room. Everyone has a camera aimed at my pussy. Oh yeah.

We're just all aimed at your pussy. Your pussies. Can somebody open the door for our guests? When our producer or someone.

I think it's people from three blocks down. I heard that. Came running down. Oh, absolutely.

We thought you were killing. I think the cops are going to be on there. Do you ever have the police show up thinking you're being murdered? No, we have to hear a little bit about it.

We're not this orgasm now. I'm pretty sure my neighbors either hate me or love me. Do you always make that much noise when you really come? I'm mindful of the sound because I know I can get quite loud by some standards.

Outer space standards actually. Yes. NASA standards. But I know that in this environment I'm able to express all my pleasure.

Yes you are. And I hope everyone enjoyed. Oh, yes. Watching what an orgasm is to me.

Can we tell Princess and Missy how much we enjoy watching? God bless America. Thanks for having us. God bless Dr. Susan Block.

Oh my God. Have you ever had people put a pillow over your face? Wow. There's my theme again.

I've had that story told to me of someone else doing that to a girl. So I was just wondering. Oh, I thought you meant you mean to shut you up or because to have a better audience. Are we trying to have the big death or the little death here?

Sometimes I have to put my face in. Like if I'm in doggy, I put my face into the pillow. But you've never been over at a guy's house and they were like, oh my God, someone's going to hear it.

No. No. Well, Princess would do that to you. No, I was just wondering because someone told me the story and I was like,

what? Was that loud? And I was like picturing it. It's not all to my credit.

The acoustics in here are fabulous. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a theater. And this, brothers and sisters, is Comedia Erotica. This is orgasm theater right here at the Speak Easy. And we're about out of time, right?

I mean, for the show. I need a cigarette. I don't know about anyone else. I need a smoke.

But where do we find you ladies? Let's find out. You can check out Felicity Jade.com. And my website is going to be up by Christmas.

So a wonderful Christmas present for all you naughty boys and girls out there. MissyMartinesxxx.com. Oh, yes. And you can always follow these ladies on Twitter, right?

Twitter handles now. My Twitter is at MissyXMartines. Twitter, RealPrincess. RealPrincess.

How do you spell it? P-R-I-N-Z-Z-E-S-S. Right. P-R-I-N-Z-Z-E-S-S.

RealPrincess. OK. Well, and, OK, promote, promote. Well, as if I would promote.

I'm a little weak. I think I've lost 10 pounds tonight. But I did want to mention that we are doing Saturday, November 19th. I want your girls to show up.

We're doing Miss Shockfest. Tara Patrick, who has been on the show, will be one of the judges. We love her. Allie Hayes will be one of the judges.

And you can come down and any girls that want to be in the competition and get a chance at a spread in the magazine. A spread. We just had a spread right here.

Can I just win? Since I can't. You just won, sweetheart. You won tonight.

Definitely. I love you. We love you. Both of you.

I love you more. I'm going to be Kim Falligan. What? No, that was incredible.

It's pretty sensational, huh? It is award time. Do you have a copy of your magazine for me? We'll talk about it.

Hey, let's bring it here. Show it out. Yes. Bring a copy here.

You can go look. And this is the issue that I saw tonight for the first time. Gilbert Gottfried, dead. We killed him in the issue.

That's Allie Hayes and Sensie Pearl was supposed to be here, but she was doing a three-way and she got a little involved. Here, use it to cover your titties. She's going to be very disappointed tonight when she sees the show.

Because it's incredible. But GirlsInCorpuses.com and this pageant you can come to November 19th at the Hard Rock Hollywood. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. Your shows are the best ever.

My pleasure. We love you. We love you. Okay.

So I want to thank all of you, my beautiful, amazing guests. These guests are just as gorgeous as you can get. Just great. Just as wonderful you can be.

And Princess is my very favorite. Okay. And I want to thank everyone in the room. And I want to thank everyone that's listening and everyone that's watching.

Thank God. From your cardboard box or your mansion on a hill. I want you to be good, be happy. Celebrate the holiday season.

Be thankful. Be good. Be honest. Don't steal from people just because you're unhappy.

Okay. And get ready for sex week and take some pointers from these girls. Be sensuous. Be loving.

Be beautiful. Be caring. Be loud. Be loud.

Yeah. It's radio. You got to make noise. Yeah.

Enjoy. And communicate. Tell your lovers what you like. I think that's one of the things that both of these girls did.

Move over here. Get your tongue over there. Hey, you know, describe it. Don't be shy.

Don't be shy. Communicate. That's the best way. And make love.

Not war. Make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. It's going to be tonight. And I love you.

God bless America. God bless Dr. Susan Boyle. Hello, everyone. Hi, everyone.

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