Binders Full of Women
Air Date: 10/20/2012
Everybody’s talking about Mitt Romney’s “Binders Full of Women.” On this show, we actually open up a few of these notorious binders, and all we can say is “Wow! Mitt Baby, we’re impressed.” Of course, the Big O(bama) actually put his muscle where his mouth is for women’s rights, having signed the Lilly Ledbetter Act, which removed the statute of limitations for filing complaints about unequal pay, among other female-friendly things. But, as Mitt declared so forcefully in the second presidential debate, he also supports a woman’s right…to be sexy—in the bedroom, the boardroom and certainly, in binders of all kinds.
So, back here in the Womb Room, not only do we find Binders Full of Women, we find Binders Full of Porn Stars (filed away in Mitt’s locked drawer) AND Binders Full of T-Girls (kept in the closet, of course). And we open them all up on this show, which starts as a discussion of how it feels to be in one of Mitt’s Binders, moves on to how to identify men by the taste of their semen (that should help undecided voters to make up their minds), how to give great head and enjoy anal sex, doing porn for passion versus money and then, with the help of some awesome toys (thank you, Sybian, Condomania and CalExotics!) and talented tongues, rolls into a rollicking binder-free orgy that oozes into the after-party like lube.
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