Ecstasy 69 in Bonoboville

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and

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sex pots, thrills-seeker, ecstasy, explorers,

69th birthday boys, well boy, and see the clap sign. And couples who like to 69, for the 69th birthday boys, 69th birthday.

Winners, go Obama. They're all Republicans here tonight. The best is yet to come. Yeah, they are, huh? Okay, Romney losers. Come on, let's hear it. Yeah, baby. Oh, we'll comfort you. And maybe it's time to cut down on your addiction to Fox TV.

You know, we can help you with that. So, we are all here together, brothers and sisters, Democrats, Republicans, Libertarians, vegetarians,

all you children of sex, and we are all children with a capital X. Can I hear an amen?

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broadcasting live from the Garden of Eden with my snake. Evie, who is shedding just a little bit, but not too much to go out on the town. That's right. We are here for you, brothers and sisters. Mmm.

Yes, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Rama, Dhamma or Obama, Rama, Dhamma. Or Petraeus. Maybe some of us are children of Him. We'll find out.

But one thing we do know, we are all children of sex, right? Yeah, procreation. Sex still got to happen. I mean, maybe in a test tube, but you have to put together the

sperm and the egg. Sex is also good for recreation and relationships. And then, you know, well,

motivation. I mean, something else, some energy. Maybe we sometimes call it ecstasy.

Ecstasy, baby. Mmm. That is an element of sex to see, which isn't always about sex ecstasy. Sometimes it's about the drug. And it can sometimes be about just something that's, well, I guess it's like sex, like a roller coaster ride or art or

you know, for some people. War. Not my people, but some people. That can be ecstasy. Ecstasy is not really, doesn't know, moral differentiation.

It just knows that feeling, that orgasmic kind of feeling. And we love it. We all do. And we're gonna talk about it tonight on the Dr. Susan Block show, Snake Radio. Yeah, slithering through your mind.

The reptile brain, the snake part of your brain. And we are gonna talk with my, one of my favorite guests who hasn't been on the show for a while, author, Barbara Corellis, author of Ecstasy is Necessary. But first I want to introduce some of my guests in studio, since Barbara's gonna be with us through Skype.

But I've got some in studio guests here that I know are gonna get, you know, kind of like ADD, unless I introduce them. So, and I'm really excited about it. I'm ecstatic, actually. I'm already feeling ecstasy. Because back with me is the lovely, the amazing Jessica James.

Yeah. Let's hear it brothers and sisters. Oh yeah. Thank you. It's good to be back. I haven't been back in a couple years, so. A few. Actually, you were here at our. Orgy. Orgy for Obama.

In 2009, you know, the January 2009. And we got them elected. Not only once, but twice. That's right. We did. And we, and with Jessica's help. That's right. And here she is again to celebrate with us again.

You know, that the best is yet to come. I'm not sure what that means. I'm so glad to be back. Yeah. Yeah. You were a great muse then. And you are now, and you were on also a mid-summer night's fantasy before that.

And so how have you been? I've been really well. Yeah. Yeah. Are you promoting something? You know, the websites, myself. Yes. That's it. What gives you ecstasy?

What does ecstasy mean to you? I don't know about what it means, but I've been getting a lot of it lately. Really? Yeah. Like the sexual kind? Oh, yeah. Yeah. How?

On all different types of levels. I've been dating somebody new. And so it's new and fresh and interesting. And he's highly sexual. One of the most sexual individuals I've ever been with. And is he in the industry?

No. And I think that's why it's so amazing. Wow. All right. Well, good luck with that. Is he in the room? Is he in the room? Yes. I'm going to put him on blast.

Energy rises with excitement and ecstasy and anticipation. Okay. Well, we'll talk more about that soon, but I want to introduce also Donnie. No, not Donnie, Danny.

It's like the boy, but a girl. Danny Danger, who is a thrill seeker and ecstasy explorer. I would certainly say ecstasy explorer, thrill seeker, adrenaline junkie perhaps. And artist.

Performance artist, badass superhero and alien. Yeah. I mean, and they're Christian on your planet. I mean, you have a cross embedded in your chest. I do. What explain that?

Well, it's a second generation silicone sub dermal implant. Whoa. Is that the same material as your boobs? It's a high density silicone, so it's not liquid like you'd think about breast implants. And these are real. This is fat. This is silicone.

Really? Yeah. What is that? That's fat. The tits are real. I thought maybe, I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen her tits.

I don't know if I should apologize. I just assumed that you just had some extra silicone. And you just kind of stuck it in there. It's just in the sub. It's a miracle.

I've been saved, Jesus. No, I like to tell people that I fell down at church. Uh-huh. It's ecstatic. I mean, what church do you come from?

I was born and raised in a very hellfire and damnation Southern Baptist church. But I was able to reclaim myself. Look, I'm standing here today. Well, sitting. With a cross in your chest. So I don't know.

But yeah, you look, I mean, like you've reclaimed yourself. I have. I don't know. What are the Christians back home think of the cross in your chest? You know, my extended family really doesn't talk to me a whole lot. I mean, do they think that's like super Christian or like really?

You know, I don't think that I don't think that they know. My grandfather has his own congregation in Virginia. I was, I was born on Langley Air Force Base in Virginia. And my grandfather was a Southern Baptist preacher.

Wow. Yeah. Well, you are one interesting lady. Well, we do a lot of baptisms here on the Dr. Susan Block show with squirt. Yeah. Holy water.

I was about to ask. Are you going to baptize me in film? Female ejaculation. Did someone just squirt something across the stage?

Guilty. Yeah. Okay. Oh, that was my penis shooter. We had those two.

Is this the Lance Armstrong model with one nut? Yes. This is Jamie. Jamie Waterman. Yes. And Don Dabney.

And Don Dabney. I'm going to introduce you guys quickly. G5 radio. They're here.

And then, of course, in the middle is the 69th birthday boy. See the clap sign. Prince Captain Max, husband of my husband. Husband of somebody else.

Husband of me for over 20 years, like 21, 20 and a half. 20 and a half. Yeah. But we've known each other for 27.

Since you started your radio show. Yeah. She started a radio show 27 years ago. Yeah.

She came in. You came in to sell me an ad. I did. In the early days.

I bought the ad. Right. And love bloomed. Yeah.

And love bloomed. Slowly. Slowly. Because I was married.

He was married. Right. So. And then I remarried.

It's a long story. It is. Which we'll tell. Someday.

Yeah. So, yep. Yeah. And our memoirs.

Yes. But anyway, happy 69th birthday. Thank you. You know, that's a very sexy age to be.

Yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling? You know, I'm feeling good.

I'm feeling good. I changed my bladder. A few months ago. And so it's better now.

But my new. Now it's not really a bladder. So it doesn't really know what to do. So once in a while I have to run off.

You know. Run off. So. You know.

As long as there isn't run off. Right. Run off. Right.

Yeah. Exactly. That's correct. But otherwise, you know, besides my heart giving out.

I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah. Try not to do that.

The cancer has gone away. Yeah. You know. Congratulations.

Oh yeah. We're fighting on a lot of fronts here. Brothers and sisters. That's right.

This is a military campaign against. I went out with my bladder. Nasty cells. Yeah.

Against death itself. Yep. And so ecstasy is necessary. To fight.

All the boogeyman. Yep. Okay. So ecstasy.

So are you guys in ecstasy? All the time. Yeah. Jamie is.

Yes. Somebody has to keep an eye on him. Uh huh. And how do you define that?

How do I define ecstasy or him keeping an eye on me? That's a little strange. But in today's world it's okay. I mean what makes you feel ecstatic?

I would say my divorce made me feel ecstatic. Yeah. Your divorce made me feel ecstatic. That can work.

You know. I mean it's. He was ecstatic about you. You can come from many.

I was ecstatic. We were just. No longer getting ecstatic. We were just.

We were tired of hearing about her. Yes. Oh you were ecstatic. Oh at the station.

Oh yeah. But you're still hearing about it. Because he's still talking. Well only here.

Oh. Right. I haven't seen him. He's available.

He's looking for love in probably all the right places and wrong places. But no. You haven't asked me what made me happy.

So I haven't had a chance to tell you. Do I care? No. Obviously not.

Of course I care. Okay. And I've been happy to be on their show a couple of times. That's right.

Three times. Well you have to hit the dump button quite frequently because we actually are on the air in some locations. So.

But we always make sure it's loaded up. Before you come on. Thank you so much. Just in case I need to take a dump.

Well anyway. Yeah. We're happy to have you all here. And I'm wondering if my guest.

Author Barbara Carellis. Is is on the line from. From New York City. I am in need.

She is from New York. And is she on Skype? Can we see her? Yeah.

We're going to see her soon. There's the lovely Jessica James I'm seeing. And guess who's behind me. Amanda Blow.

Amanda Blow. Whoa. Hello Amanda. Yes.

Great to see you. Thanks for coming for Max's 69. You look gorgeous. Very sparkly.

Yeah. I can't hear you darling. She's got a Christmas present for you. Oh Christmas present.

It's a Max's birthday present. Yeah. Christmas is a way off. You can get me something else for that.

Yeah. Okay. I want to know why our studio isn't full of beautiful women all the time. Right.

I mean the studio is the most beautiful women in the world come through here. Absolutely. Yeah. They're here for you darling.

No actually they're here for Max. They're not here for me. They're here for Max. This is Max.

I was trying to say they were here for Don. Has anyone sung him happy birthday yet? Not yet. I'm waiting for that.

Okay. Eve is crawling into my shoe. I think I have to take it off. You know I'm not going to try to pull her.

She's a shoe fetish. Your snake has a foot fetish. She has a shoe fetish. I think.

That's the perfect snake for you. I think. Look at this. Yeah.

Very cute. So do we have Barbara on Skype here? Can we see her? I think we lost her for you know.

She's there. She's there. Okay. Hi Barbara.

Hi Suzy. How are you? I can hear her loud and clear. I just can't see her yet.

Okay. Well we'll get the image soon enough. It's a radio. I got your book here which I've really been ecstatic over.

Ecstasy is necessary. A practical guide. It is very practical. Even though ecstasy seems like it is very frivolous.

As frivolous as a snake in your shoe. So Barbara, you've been going through some times that some people might not consider fertile ground for ecstasy such as well gosh some extreme weather. Yeah.

It went beyond my even my capacity for weathergasms. Oh. You know. It was probably because you wrote this book.

That was the punishment from God. Right. You think. That's possible.

That's possible. Actually I got off very lucky. I live in a part of town. We did not lose power.

But my we are still discovering the ravages of parts of the city. It's it but what's wonderful about New Yorkers is that during this entire disaster. It really is what it is. Everybody I've talked to says oh but I didn't have it so bad.

Somebody else had it so much worse. Yeah. And I like that. I like that about New Yorkers.

I liked about the fact that everyone was really very much more concerned about the other guy. It's not a vision. It's not a vision that everyone has of New York but it is in fact the truth of

New York. And you're tough. You guys can take it. Yeah.

And well I mean you're pretty tough. And part of it is because of this ability to generate ecstasy. Susie Evie's leaving. That you've gone.

Yeah I know. She's getting out of my shoe and into my undies. Here. Okay.

Yeah. So and I'm amazed that you wrote this whole book about ecstasy. And not once do you mention the drug. That's true.

And I actually did refer to the fact in the book at one point that some people do find drugs ecstatic. And that's fine. The whole point of the book for me was to let people have their own

pleasure without somebody making it wrong. Some people like vanilla. Some people like kink. Some people would rather have a nature gasm.

Some people would rather have a food gasm. And if our sexuality doesn't fit a narrow societally accepted Romney-esque vision. Oh we don't have to be Romney-esque anymore.

We're made wrong. Or we're told we're sick. And I really wanted to write something that made everybody feel that their ecstatic expression was appropriate natural and okay.

Now you start the book out with a rather unusual ecstatic expression which is your own orgasm that you have without touching genitals or anything else with your hands. You are in an FMRI machine that kind of analyzes whether

or not you're having an orgasm. So it really limits your movements quite a lot. And you have it through breathing and thinking. And I'm not sure what.

But you have one. And I might be suspicious that you didn't except that the FMRI says you did. What is that all about?

That was pretty wild. That was pretty wild. I did someone from the Discovery Channel. Some producers that I really liked asked if I could think off.

And I said well I don't know what you mean by think off. I'm not one of those people who can just like start a fantasy going in my head and have an orgasm. I know those people I just don't happen to be one of them.

And they said no no we just mean hands-free, no genitals involved. No touching of genitals involved. Did it involve squeezing and releasing of the PC muscle?

That's part of how I do it. It's with PC muscle and with a fair amount of imagination. I kind of imagine the energy coming in my head or in my cunt and kind of exploding inside me.

That's my imagination. I don't do, for me it's not a sexual fantasy thing. But everybody's different. But doing inside an FMRI machine is particularly challenging

because I'm claustrophobic. And I had turned down these same researchers who had asked if I would come and do a genital orgasm, masturbate inside the FMRI machine so that they could map my brain weights.

They were studying orgasm in the brain. And I said I really couldn't because you can't have a vibrator in an FMRI machine because the FMRI machine works on a magnetic principle and you can't have any metal in there.

So I said there is no way claustrophobic me can have an orgasm inside an FMRI machine without an incredibly powerful vibrator. But when they asked me to do the breath and energy orgasm, believe it or not, that's actually easier for me.

But it's still an orgasm. And that's what I was so curious about. They promised that they would be able to prove whether or not the breath and energy orgasms that I've been having

for decades and teaching other people, they would tell me whether or not they were in fact orgasms. And the exciting thing about this and the reason I put my claustrophobic self in that FMRI machine was to prove

that they were orgasms and indeed that's what it proved. So the whole science of brain science with FMRI machines and similar technology is going to teach us a huge amount about what orgasm really is and how different,

different kinds of orgasms are. And I think we're going to find out ultimately that all sorts of things read as orgasmic and ecstatic in the brain. As you said quite rightly, ecstasy doesn't know about morality.

Ecstasy is a profoundly transformative event that picks you up, turns you upside down, shakes you around, and when it puts you back down on your feet again, everything's different.

To me ecstasy has a decidedly sexual component, erotic component, although it's not always sexual. And it's an inherently spiritual component, although it's frequently not religious.

But both of those aspects of the human condition. You're cutting out, but one thing we're taking, regardless of what kind of ecstasy you're taking, it feels good, brothers and sisters, it feels good, right?

I mean it could be bad, it could be good, but it feels good, that's the key, and don't we all want to feel good more? Absolutely, we do.

We like feeling good, whether it's sexual feeling good or just athletic feeling good or intellectual feeling good. I mean you can go into an intellectual ecstasy,

you can go into an artistic ecstasy, you can go into all kinds of ecstasy and that's what this book is about, all kinds of ecstasy. And I should say that Barbara is,

I think the second time you've been on my show, you were on to promote your first book, Urban Tantra, and when was that, that was like 2000? About five years ago.

Yeah, right, right. And you remember Max, of course. I do, Max who hates Tantra. It's his 69th birthday.

I'm a little older. Max who hates Tantra, I'm glad you remember that. By the way, I had a no hands orgasm experience many years ago.

I was 15 years old and I was going to see my first hooker. And this was in Genoa-Italy in the port section. And as I was walking up the stairs,

I had an orgasm. Yeah, in your pants. In my pants. And that was actually an ejaculation.

Now the nice thing is that this hooker was very understanding and she cleaned me up and sent me on my way and I paid 5000 lira. Yeah.

That was it. And of course you experienced a little bit of ecstasy. I did. Right there on the stairs.

That's right. Ecstasy of anticipation. I think a lot of us experience ecstasy in those moments. That's a great example.

And of course, although I don't think you knew Max from the old days, your friends with Annie Sprinkle, Max was of course her first publisher.

Yeah, Annie Sprinkle used to live with us at the villa in Italy. Yes, I remember her telling me. Yeah, and I published, actually,

I published Annie Sprinkle Hot Shit and immediately got arrested and had my children taken away. Oh.

Yeah, so, yeah. That was ecstatic. That was ecstatic. No, but the best part was there was 25

Rhode Island state troopers. And the next morning, and they came in with their boots and handcuffs and guns and, you know,

and the next morning the Providence Journal had a list of what they seized. Right? And so they'd seized Annie's handcuffs

and her boots. Did they return them though? No, they never return anything. The cops, they did just keep that.

No, they keep them for souvenirs. Or they sell it at a police office. Well, they eventually returned my kids. Oh, right.

But as damaged goods. Yeah, there was a little problematical. That story didn't end that quickly. I always found,

well, I find a lot of things horrifying about that story. And one of them is that I, it was born in Rhode Island.

Every time Annie would tell that story on stage, I would kind of look away embarrassed, you know. Well, the fun part was that I was living in this wonderful 15-acre estate

on Narragansett Bay. And it belonged to the head of the Republican Party in Rhode Island. And they used to own a company

called H&R Screw Company. All right, Republican, right? Just too ironic, yeah. And so when they hauled us away

and finally let us out again, they threw out all the beds. They threw out all their furniture. Because they thought that Annie

and all the other people that were with us had obviously infected this house. And so, yeah. I'm smoking a fake cigarette right now

that actually matches the Barbara book here. What is it? It's not a cigarette. E-cigarettes. It's an e-cigarette.

It's an e-cigarette. Well, I call it a fake cigarette. It comes by email. No?

Yeah. So, yeah, Max, many have tried to take you down. Yeah, 20, 24 times.

Including people that are in the speakeasy tonight. I am the most... I am the most prosecuted publisher in this country. But we bear no hate.

Not the sexiest, as Amanda said. And we bear no hate. No. We are not haters.

No. You know. So, we're still here, and no one has taken you down.

You are 69, baby. That's right. 69 years of ecstasy. That's here for Captain Prince Max.

And, of course, ecstasy does take different forms. And I know your partner, Kate Bornstein, is struggling with the Big C, right, Barbara? Yes.

Yes. That's another enemy that we share. Max has had his Big C battles. It's a match.

Oh, here's a present for him. Excuse me. Wait a second. I want to trade cigarettes here.

You got the ecstasy one. I just got the one that looks cool and strange. This is a hashtag, baby. Oh, this has some extra thing, ecstasy in it?

Will I start to hallucinate? Oh. Is that why it's green? Yeah.

It's the little green cigarette. Okay. Very good. Oh, I'm high.

So, okay. We're trying to have a serious talk here. What do I get the feeling your term keep sucking has been set along tonight?

Keep on sucking. All right. So, Big C battles. Okay.

Please, if you're going to talk, talk on the microphone, because I can't hear you if you're talking off the microphone. So, don't even bother. Okay.

So, how's Kate doing? She's well. Surgery was a couple of weeks ago. We did find out just yesterday that there is going to need

to be a bit more treatment, which we hoped we would not have to go through, but we will hear more about this in the coming weekend. It's very sweet of you to ask.

Thank you. Okay. Well, good luck. You know, I mean, fight on ecstasy.

He has beaten it, so can we. Yeah. I mean, you know, at least the battle, right? And the war.

I mean, hey, we never, none of us win the war. Well, I make a lot of fun of my cancer cells when they were there and sort of embarrassed them and get them confused.

Once in a while, give them a drink. So they don't know what the fuck they're doing. The problem is the heart can't handle when you give the cancer cells a drink sometimes.

That's a problem. The heart rebels. You know, there's a lot of battle fronts here. That's, that's the thing.

You got to fight a lot of battle fronts. Yes. Oh, okay. Very good.

All right. So I've got like this pimp guy here walking around. Given, you know, I mean, I guess it's the subject of ecstasy. I want to hear from my guests.

It's not a violin in the suitcase, by the way. Tommy Gunn. A violin in the suitcase. Where's the suitcase?

Now you have a suitcase. You have this whole ecstatic performance you do, don't you? I am a performance artist, yes. Is it ecstatic for you to do performance on?

Well, it certainly involves a bit of ecstasy. Thank you. Thank you. I do a lot of work with electricity.

I have a 250,000 volt police issued taser that I use on myself in my show. I taser my labia and my nipples. Wow. I mean, that's some vibrate.

Yeah. Is that why your hair? I don't even put gel in. I just plug my finger into the socket in the morning and here it is.

Wow. I mean, would you say Barbara that she has a great need for extreme ecstasy? Plugging her finger in the socket? I think it's a great example of how sensations that some people would run screaming from

produce incredibly ecstatic sensations in other people. Wow. And positive. No, I'm quite probably in the audience as well.

Well, no, it is partially for the audience. Thank you. Thank you very much. It is partially for the audience, yes, but I do use the taser in the bedroom as well.

In your personal sex life, you use the taser. Yeah, in my personal sex life. Okay. I take it your battery budget is pretty high though.

Wow. A lot of people. Yeah, a lot of 9 volts and a lot of double A's. No desizer, huh?

No car batteries, eh? I've hooked a car battery up to my nipple once. I'm not even going to lie. Don did that too.

I mean, you're a very pretty girl and there's a lot of people who are fantasizing about you right now who just got scared. Really. It's okay.

I scared all the bad ones away. Oh, haha. Now the taser happens to you or to your lover? No, it only happens to me.

I don't like to taser other people because I realize that it hurts, but I feel like pain is subjective. Are you a masochist? Or is that too confining?

No, no, it's confining, yes. I feel like it's a good term. I don't feel like I fall under a category of sadist or masochist. I'm just me.

I don't feel like I did it. Well, but everybody's just me. Wait a second. You don't get all that easy.

You can't get all that easy. Yeah. Yeah, you got to define yourself somehow. I feel like a masochist enjoys pain and I feel like pain is subjective.

What is painful to one person is not necessarily the same feeling to another person. So you don't experience the tasering as pain? I love electricity. Electricity gets me wet.

Oh, you know, when I was a little girl, my first friend, my imaginary friend was named Electricity. And that is my imaginary friend, Electricity. So I totally understand.

And I did. I brought the taser with me if you guys want a little demo. Yeah, come on up here. Right now?

Yeah, come on up and do a taser demo. Can Barbara see when we do things? I can if she's on the bed with you, Susie. I can see the bed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to have Danny Danger. Danny Danger is going to come up and taser herself. I mean, you know, we were just talking,

Beazley and I, my engineer about how there are different turn-ons. And actually your book is about this. I mean, a lot of people's turn-off is a lot of other people's turn-on, right? Exactly.

Exactly. Everything under the sun is probably somebody's turn-on. That's right. Human beings can, as a species, eroticize anything.

Somebody's eroticizing the fact that my snake is shedding all over this bed. Somebody, okay. Well, number 34. That's something.

Why don't we, Susan? Yeah, I know, we're going to get it. Let's put the snake away. I got to put my glasses on.

You know what, without the taser thing, I think, yeah, the taser thing, except now she's gotten herself into my, okay. Why do I get the feeling after this that Trojans is going to have a taser branded? There we go.

All right. So the snake, you want to put her away and be sure to lock her up. No, no. She's got to go.

I noticed the chatter in the background is definitely picked up. All right. And by the way, while we're doing this, let's have, yeah, Amanda get up here. Should she put the microphone down so she doesn't cause feedback?

It's okay. I'm grounded. You're grounded, okay. Actually, I have no idea.

I probably should put it down. I've never done it with a mic in my hand before. All right. So now we're going to have someone hold the mic.

Yeah. That would be good. Hey, Teja, or how about my amazing guest who is also a Playboy TV host. Oh, there you go.

This is Jessica James. Jessica, yeah. Proper use of resources. She's going to come up here and hold the microphone for the taser.

Wow. Tasering. Don't taser her. Yeah, don't taser her.

Is this the first tasing on your show, Dr. Susie? I think so. Yes. This might be the first tasing on my show.

Yeah. Okay. This is ecstasy. Here, again, Teja, give her the mic.

Should we have Teja apply the taser? Yeah. Okay. All this rigmarole for a little old me.

Yeah. Okay. So you're going to, how are you going to apply this taser while you're standing? Stand back, everybody.

Or sitting. Well, it depends. There's all sorts of things I can do with it, but the big finish when my burlesque number is done is I either taser my labia or my nipples.

Wow. Okay. Well, do you do, I mean. I think the nipples may be easier.

Nipples are easier. Okay. So let's help you. Disrobe.

They're patriotic. By the way, those are tattoos. They're patriotic. Here we go.

Here we go. Look at that. The real boys. Very patriotic.

And look at their stars. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh my God.

So it does have an effect. Getting my nipples hard. Whoa. Like hers.

Wow. You know. That pretty much stops all arguments. Let's have some applause, please.

We're doing this. Whoa. Wow. Thank you.

Wow. That was great. Wait, where's the microphone? You could get paid for that.

Okay. Now you can hold the mic. No. Thank you for having me.

I'm very, I'm, I'm super happy to be here. I didn't finish my sentence. I wanted to say thank you for not doing that to me. Oh.

Okay. But, but yeah, I mean, I'm impressed. I'm, I'm, I don't know if it turns me on, although your tits are nice. Thank you.

I think your tits are nice. And, and you know, in a way it is a turn on because it's like, it's sparkly. I mean, of course, your expression of pain kind of gets to me, but I did see pain there.

You say it's not pain. Um, like I said, pain is subjective and like, well, yes, I do feel the pain. There's like an instant sensation of beautiful pleasure as well. Well, there is.

And that's. Danny. Danny. Would you say that there is a sort of good pain and bad pain?

Would that be maybe how you would describe it? I feel like there's good pain, bad pain and a million shades of gray in between. Well said. And that pain just hurts so good.

Does that look like really good pain? It was, it was beautiful. It was ecstasy. It was ecstasy.

Right. Especially with all these people applauding. I mean, is there an exhibitionist element to the pain? They're definitely.

I mean, to the ecstasy. I would say, um, there's definitely an exhibition element, exhibitionist element to my electricity play because I feel like I empower other people to do crazy things with their body. I feel like when people see my performances and how crazy I get with my body, it empowers

them to go, Hey, if her body can do that, my body can do anything. You're in the right place. All right. Yes.

All I can say is Danny, next, you've inspired me the next time I get a salesman that comes to my door. I know exactly what to do to make them go away now. Thank you.

Wow. So listen. When the cop stop you, you go tazer me. Please.

I'm like, come at me, bro. Come on. Bring it on, baby. There's nothing that they can do to me that I haven't already done to myself.

So. Okay. I want to introduce some of my guests who have just emerged onto the microphone here.

Let's see. We have Amanda Blow. Hello, gorgeous. How are you?

I'm good. I'm, I'm hocking on your cigarette here. What is this? This is like,

It's a little wacky tobacco of a friend that works for safe sig and they have the cigarettes and he kind of smokes weed. So they were fooling around and they got, I didn't know this was weed.

Right. Right. You didn't inhale either. No.

If somebody put drugs in your drugs. Hey, I was wondering, can you take those jeans off? I think you'd look like, you know, with this shirt on me. You're so hot.

You know, you know what's funny is I wore fishnets just because I figured somebody would ask me to take my pants off. So you will then. I'm glad I was the one to do it.

You are beautiful. Thank you, Amanda. You are so sexy. And this is the right place to express yourself for sure.

Am I, am I allowed? Oh yeah, absolutely. You are encouraged. In fact, it's, it's been too long.

Yeah. There we go. Done. Danny danger.

Yeah. We're moving her pants. This is this. And he's big.

Working in boots. Here we go. And here I left my fishnets at home. Hello, Jessica.

Yeah. Good to be back. Good to be back. Yeah.

Good to be back. Come on over here. Hop on the bed. Yeah.

Yeah. That's beautiful. Beautiful. Okay.

Give me another half an hour and I may be tasering my labia. Oh yes. Taser the labia. You could make money with that.

You know that right? Yeah. I'd be cashing it in, babe. She's got a whole outfit here.

Wow. That is hot. You are one beautiful lady. Mm.

And, and. You can taze me any day. So, so have a seat. Now, Jessica, can, can you please model your outfit here?

Yes, I will. Yeah, that's hot. Like that dress. Look at this dress.

Never mind the dress. Look at the rest of it. Oh my God. You're gorgeous.

Wow. Wow. Oh yeah. Wow.

Whoa. Jessica has not changed a bit. I mean, just an amazing body. And just, just amazing.

Beautiful. Slim and Jessica rabbit like. Pizza and beer. Okay.

Give her the microphone. Pizza and beer. And are you wearing anything under that? I'm here.

What do you think? Nice. And. Whoo.

Whoo. Come on. Radio. Nice.

Very nice. For the radio listeners, she just did. I just did. I exposed my beaver.

Sharon Stone. Yes. Yes. That was beautiful.

Very nice. Very nice. There's a fan of yours named porn star fan. AKA panty boy.

Oh, is he on now? Oh, that guy. Well, I don't know. But he asked me to have you wear a pair of panties.

Yeah. These are emergency panties. Emergency panties. These are 9-11 panties.

And while you're picking a pair. Like, you know, in case there's a hurricane or something. I wanted to introduce. You can never have too many pairs of panties lying around.

Crystal. Jules. Hello. Hello.

Dr. Suja. Hello. Crystal. Hello.

I missed, where have I been? How are you? I am doing well. You are here with King James Isaiah.

Yes, I am. You're a great friend. Woohoo. Yeah, look at it.

Bring the mic down. Let's see your choice. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Look at this perfect body. I mean, it's great for a 27-year-old. Woohoo. Are you okay later?

Mm-hmm. Mm. So, Crystal, this is your first time here. Yes.

In the speakeasy. Yes. Yeah. What do you think?

I like it. Yeah. Can I come back? Well, we'll see.

I don't think you can leave. You are not allowed to leave. Oh, okay. Is that what you said?

Whatever. I heard it. We're talking about ecstasy tonight. I like ecstasy.

You like it. I mean, who doesn't? No. Right?

I mean, what's not to like? But what gives you ecstasy or what makes you feel ecstasy? Um, masturbating. Masturbating.

How do you masturbate? Well, my favorite is I'm really, I have a love for my Hitachi. Yeah. My Hitachi is my best friend.

Thank you. The best part is it's, you don't take it away. You just keep riding the wave as I call it. You just ride the wave and I try to push it.

I'm already, I'm up to two hours. Two hours. Two hours. I have a swollen.

How many times do you orgasm? Pardon? How many times do you orgasm within the two hours? Oh my God.

I can't, I can't, I lose count. Or is it just one wave of orgasm? Because your mind just, your mind just gets so. I guess so.

You just lose it. You're just in another world. Do you feel like they're like tremors before an earthquake? Like there's several small ones in a big one.

Exactly. But each, and sometimes it doesn't, it keeps that way. Smaller ones will come and then ever so often that major one will hit. You gotta appreciate the little ones too.

And it'll just vibrate the hell out of it. And you want to pull it away but you're holding it back so tight with both hands. I don't understand. I think you should show us.

I think she should show us. I really am. I'm confused. I didn't bring my Hitachi.

Oh no, we have one actually. I have a Taser. We have one. I was very confused.

I didn't know about the Taser. She's a Boy Scout. She's prepared. You know, of course we have the Hitachi.

We have many different types of vibrators from. I was looking for the Hitachi to the Sybian. I've never been one. Really?

I'd love to write it for hours. For hours? Well, I mean, you have a few minutes. You can write it.

Your ring. My ring. Your ring. I'll spank you with it.

Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We'll spank you a ring. Okay, well, you know, you should write the Sybian.

Have you ever written a Sybian? You have. You like it? Is that a horse or a foreigner?

Because I think yes to both. It's a form of horse, like the gymnastic kind. Form of horse. I always didn't do gymnastics.

You've written the Sybian, right? I've written. Yeah, I remember I couldn't come and then Sweet came in here and in two seconds she scored it all over the bed.

I'd been doing it for two hours. She just wanted to shut me up because I'm always trying to take over. So she's like, mastermind, all right? So I'm over there for like an hour and a half.

But you weren't on the Sybian. No. You were on the Hitachi. Oh.

If you try the Sybian. Time for a new experience. I don't believe her or her. She's like a riding newsman.

I want to see the example. I need to understand. We've got some ecstasy junkies here, Barbara. What do you think?

Clearly. Clearly. And a lovely diverse bunch they are. I love that.

Yeah, we got that going on. We got, you know, porn stars, pundits. You know, everything. And artists and, you know, born again.

Yeah. Yeah. All eight years. It's my art.

I love that you can't categorize me. Well. We just kind of look at each other. Yeah.

They'll categorize you later. I think the extreme Baptist experience sounds pretty kinky ecstatic for some. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, you were Baptist, right? Hallelujah.

Or was it a different? Yeah. No, it was Baptist. Born and raised.

Born and saved. Born and reborn. Born and reborn and reborn again. Uh-huh.

And now you have devil horns. They're my antennas. I'm an alien. You have devil horns and a cross in your chest.

This is like, like a prayer. Y'all are so hot. No, it's very sexy. So are those the antennas are they implanted in it?

They are. There's a titanium plate in my forehead on each side and I can screw and unscrew different pieces and change them out. A lot of people find ecstasy and religion.

Accessories. Religion. Religion is true and ecstatic. I also have Vulcan ears.

My ears have been pointed. Wow. I've had that done. I've had the tops of my ears pointed.

Oh, you have elf ears. Uh-huh. No, they're not elf ears. They're Vulcan ears.

I am sci-fi not fantasy. The nerds will appreciate that. Well, you know what? You can make some money on that, too.

And I have my tongue split as well. Oh. Oh, my God. And she moops it up.

Wow. Look at that. It's like crash over at Studio Servatoon. Right.

Wow. I mean, you know, you are your own artwork. Again, I'm confused. You should come show me.

Uh-huh. Well, you should get on up here. I like you. Can we make out?

Three samples. And, of course, this is Kitty, a.k.a. Kinky Gaga. Yow-wah. Yow.

And here's my Boy Scout, Bonobo Scout, Teja. Whoa. Teja producer. Sailor.

Sailor. And here is, uh, here is... I think that your seat's right there. They guys need any help up there.

So you're going to ride the Simi. You've got to get naked. I think they need help taking their clothes off. The naked.

Clothes off. Clothes off. Right? By the way, this is my implant.

You look good, girl. We're close to naked. You don't have to get completely naked. Yes, you do.

Somewhat. Somewhat quasi-naked. You look amazing. I love that.

I like your leg warmers. Thank you, darling. I've got another one. You can lead your leg warmers artist to stay warm.

I like her leg warmers. Yeah, baby. Beautiful girls on your birthday. What can you do?

Say about that. Oh, yeah. Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo! Hot body baby. Look at those cute panties. Whoo!

I can see it now. Pia Penn has four of them. Guess what happened to me? We need a microphone.

We need the microphone to hold for her. Yeah, you got it. Susan? I just turned 49.

You want another microphone? Whoo! Yeah! And just got into porn in March of this year.

It's the most honest job you'll ever have. I love it. I've never been happy. Welcome.

All right. Welcome to the womb room, baby. Here is your Sybian. It is already starting.

And I will man the controls. You know, you don't have to be a man to woman the controls. Okay. Is it all ready for you?

This is ready. For you. For our new lobby. Is it?

Lobby. Oh, right. Measure B. Yes.

Actually this is... I just moved to California. This is... I'm not really...

Where are you from? I'm originally a Pennsylvania girl. Oh, me too. I came to Arizona.

And from Arizona now I live in California. And you found the best spot to be? Wet spot. You know, I am also a Pennsylvania girl.

Oh, really? What part? Philadelphia. My godparents grew up in Philadelphia.

We went to the shore. Every summer. Well, now they can anymore. Well, for a while.

The shore is gone. The shore is gone. The shore is gone. Yeah.

It'll be there for Exotica in April. So... Okay. So, yes.

This is actually... Measure B friendly. Even though we think Measure B is kind of illegal. Kind of unconstitutional.

It kind of sucks. We still... It kind of sucks. And we understand that.

However, we happen to be very plastic around here. I mean, we put plastic stuff all over everything. Not really fake. I'm sorry.

I'm not plastic. I'm... Well, that's plastic. No, no.

The thing is plastic. We're talking about sanitation. It's the ram rap we got over there. Wet spot needs to...

I know. So, yeah. LA. La la.

Measure B. Wow. Kind of... Kind of...

Shoot you in the... I love her attitude. I love her attitude. Okay.

So, now, we need a microphone for you. You want to get on that side? Yeah. No, you can be here.

You can be here, actually. Let me get on this side. And I am going to turn it on. Okay.

Here we go. So, hold the microphone up to her mouth. So, we can hear her reaction. Her ecstasy.

Don't fake it. No. No faking. Absolutely.

That's why it took me too. How do we make sure she doesn't fake it? Barbara, any ideas? I'll know.

Jamie's got a pretty good bullshit figure here. I think we measure the wet spot. All right. I have a meter.

The spray reaches us all the way out here. It's not fake. Mr. 69 here needs to measure the depth of the penetration of that. She said, I've only sprayed with a tattoo.

Well, this will be my first. So, I don't know if I will spray with this. But how can you spray with your panties on? You need to get rid of those panties.

Take the panties off. Okay. Here we go. Do your song, baby.

Just in case you're going to spray. Hey, you don't want to mess those panties up. You really don't. Take them off.

Take them off. Take them off. Hold the microphone in front of her. I just got this.

The tattoo. Very, very nice. Well, the panties should still come off. Here we go.

Here we go. She just got comfortable. I know. I know.

But it should be more comfortable this way. No, it should be more comfortable. Trust me. They forgot all about us.

Shimmy, shimmy. That's okay. Y'all did too. Y'all forgot about yourselves too.

Look at them. You're gorgeous. You're being very graceful about this. And your leg warmers and high heels.

I think it's a participation sport. You got it. Okay. And back on the Sybian now with chance of showers.

Okay. Heavy showers. Okay. I'm going to move the book.

That's our weather report. Just in case it gets wet. I don't need to have a wet book. You don't need to.

Here we go. Is this going to be like a Gallagher concert? Should we get like this queen? Crystal Jules riding the Sybian.

You want your clip to be on the bridges. Okay. That mic is not going to go through. Are we going to fuck you up by watching you?

Somebody needs to hold it right next door. Welcome to California. That had to have happened to me. Just get in back here and hold it.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Am I in the right spot now?

Yeah. We're going to take you to know where you are. Take a deep breath. You're in the truss circle.

You're in the truss circle. I'm totally naked. You're totally naked. You don't know us.

This is so vulnerable. This is so nice. This is, I love it. But you know, you kind of, you kind of volunteer yourself.

It's Crystal Jules. You wanted this. Close your eyes. I did.

This is what you wanted. I needed this. Right. This is your ecstasy.

Here we go. Let's fire it up. Turn that machine up. I can feel it into the bed.

Put that in. Just relax. Back it up, baby. Relax.

Close your eyes. I'm cranking it up. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, right?

There we go. Pennsylvania. Close your eyes, darling. Where Liberty was born.

Okay, it's a baby. Come on. Not enough. Yes.

Close your eyes. That's right. Imagine Brad Pitt. Now break out the Taser.

Oh, fuck. Okay. I always have a habit of grabbing my Taser. You can do whatever you want.

If that's what you have to do, you'll have to take it. We should be helping him. Yeah, we should be helping him. Thank you.

God, I feel like I'm on a girlfriend. You should help her, too. There we go. Susie, where's the drinks?

Uh, uh. Is it everybody thirsty? We're all here to be occupied. Oh, fuck.

There we go. She likes it. Hey, Mikey. She has her hands behind her back.

There you go. Oh. A little spanky. Spanky.

Spanky. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Harder. Harder. That's a negative thought. Oh, what did you...

She's like, no, don't stop. Don't stop. She'll listen after she... You'll listen.

All right. I just wanted to tease you a little bit. Okay. Oh.

Oh. Here we go. A little tag team action. Breathe.

Breathe. There you go. Oh. Oh, God.

All right. If you're listening to this, what's going on actually is... They're tortuner. They're tortuner.

They're washing a car. Right. They're washing a car. And this is the...

Oh. I think the message here is if you're just listening, put a couple more quarters in. And watch. You should be watching.

No, get your best oil and grab your cock as hard as you can. The picture's worth a thousand words, but the video's even better. Get it, baby. Get it, girl.

Get nervous. Crystal Jones. Oh. How are you feeling?

It's like there, but not... Ecstasy, baby. Oh, sports team. It's like I need more.

It's like there's like something missing. Ecstasy. We're not being... She goes for two hours at a time.

It is early. It is early. Do you want insertion? Oh, yes.

Hey, when you're on the spot, it's kind of hard. I know they do it to me every time. A little insertion. A little insertion.

We have insertion devices right here. Okay. And they rotate. That's how we do it?

While we're choosing, we're going to turn it off. That's how they roll. How about that, Petraeus? How deep is the wet spot?

Are you drowning, Susie? Whoa. That's kind of wet. Is it a hurricane?

No, not a hurricane. No, no, no. But it's fun. Ecstasy is not always like an easy thing to just experience.

Tough, tough. It doesn't happen every time. You're right. I mean, hey, I felt ecstasy for a moment there.

Just with everybody yelling like that. It was like this communal ecstasy of everybody just going, yeah, yeah, cheer, cheer. I mean, there is that.

Exactly. But you didn't have an orgasm. You didn't have a physical genital orgasm. It's difficult.

What you were going for. It's difficult. Everybody, the pressure, the pressure. A lot of pressure.

You just have to close your eyes. I was trying to tune everyone out. You can't tune us out. We're too much there.

You have to take us in. You take us in and then maybe it would happen. Susie, why don't you show us how you do it? You show us how you do it.

Why don't you get up here? No, you always get me up there. What do you mean? You always get me up there.

Why shouldn't I get you up here? You're right, but you know. I am right. Come on up here.

I can't do it. Come on up here and maybe I'll do it. Come on up. No.

Not tonight. You're going to come on me tonight. Well, that could be. Okay.

Forget you. Alright, Jamie. Jamie is going to ride the civilian? Yeah, no.

No. Let's get couple number one up here. Yeah. Let's get Shae Golden.

And Brock is back. Oh, I guess we don't have enough chairs. Hey, Shae. How you doing?

Good. How are you? I'm good. You celebrated Max's 69th birthday last Saturday with a lot of 69.

It was very fun. Is that your favorite position? One of them. One of them?

Yeah. What's the one that brings you ecstasy? I think I like missionary best. Yeah.

Just getting plowed by this. Or like scissors. It's hard to concentrate when you're 69. You have to concentrate on coming and sucking so good that they do.

It's not really... It's giving and receiving. It's confusing. I get really mixed up.

I'm like, should I eat more of them or me? More there or here. What do you do? Yeah.

Really? Right. Well, no, I don't think the 69 is a big ecstasy position unless you're just in that groove. Yeah.

Right? That's true. Very rare. You know, unless you just get it going on, you know, every once in a while you hit it.

But it is kind of difficult because you've got to give and receive at the same time. It's usually easier to just give or receive. Who's a receiver? A receiver.

That's a happy sound. Where did that one come from? Oh, oh, she's got her Hitachi. Oh, wait, I'll come up now.

Round two. It's a self-starter there. Now, maybe we should put a condom on that. We did.

Oh, we did. Oh, fuck. She's way ahead. Oh, God.

This is it. This is it. So how do you feel about Measure B, Jessica? You're a porn star.

Get started right now. Oh, get started. Come on. This is bullshit.

Come on. Get started. Oh, it's nasty. It's really putting a dent in our whole program.

I mean, obviously, I think it's a freedom of choice. It's just disgusting. To be honest, I was supposed to sign lease agreements on a studio and couldn't the day that actually had passed.

Oh. Only because now we can't shoot in LA County. Really? So buy a house out.

Are you going to move to Ventura or Vegas? Well, they're saying either go to Pasadena, Long Beach, you know, I know already production companies have started already to move out to Vegas. But a lot of this is so distracting over here.

But no, I mean, we're also, you know, we are going to have to be shooting under the radar a lot. So, you know, it's kind of like a domino effect too. You've got the whole Measure B, the condom only, which then OSHA comes in and then

it's just the whole bunch of other things. It's a psychological negative effect. It really is. However, it's unconstitutional.

As soon as somebody gets, as soon as somebody, you know, can challenge it. As soon as you'll figure it out. It's being appealed right now. We'll find a place.

It has to go to court. It's being appealed, yeah. Just after a couple of days, she'll figure out where you need to go. They can't get away with this.

How many dollars are they chasing out of this area by not filming here? How many jobs are lost? It's crazy. Oh, for us.

Come on. Fucking idiots. It takes, what, a couple of miles? Just move on up.

You know, rent a house cheaper. I thought there were lawsuits. I thought everybody was still going, yes. They are.

It'll be fucked up. It is. There are, and yet there is that chilling effect as Jessica is feeling. There is the chilling effect that even if they can't enforce this,

which they really, they can't really enforce it, but they can just make people feel nervous enough to get out of town. Please. Are you kidding me?

We all fucking anyway. Yeah. I know what you mean. I do.

Are you back in LA now? Especially for the bigger production companies. I've been in Vegas when this all happened. I was like, wow, Dennis Hoff is the shit.

I love him. He's awesome. Hey, Dennis. Happy birthday.

You know, at the Love Ranch, and I didn't realize, like, all this kind of went down, and I have friends that are like, oh, we're going to get to rent our house out. We pay two dollars now.

You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? It's a much cheaper anyway.

So, like, basically just get a cheap house outside of the county. And it's, but I know you're in a huge, yeah, I mean, for the bigger production companies, some major issues.

Wait, she's coming. She's enjoying herself. Pennsylvania. Crystal.

Yes. Is that an orgasm? Oh, yeah. Is that ecstasy?

Is that ecstasy? Okay. Let's hear it for Crystal. Yeah.

Right in the way. She needed the right tool. She needed a familiar feeling. She needed the right tool for the job.

She's coming again. Oh, it's the waves. It's the waves. Isn't that great?

Two hours of this, apparently. Well, I love it when my clit's, like, so swollen. It's like, it looks like a fucking balloon, you know? Throb, throb, throb.

You have that throb, like, all night, though. That's a cool thing about the whole, because they're a little movement, you haven't. So anybody, anybody that actually runs into her.

So are you now ready to ride the Sybian with the attachment and the hatachi on your face? That would be cock, cock, cock. Here we go.

Still. Yeah, Pennsylvania! It's when you get that shake of the body. Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake of the body.

Shake it, shake it, shake of the body. Shake it like a brother. Shake of the body. I always have to put my hair in front of my face

because I don't make weird faces. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, ecstasy is contagious. It is.

Right? Barbara, you're still... What is this? Ecstasy is something that, you know,

if one person's feeling it in the room as long as you're not too jealous, you pick it up. Right? Why are you whispering?

People whisper at me. They do sign language. Because it might not be legal. Because you're strict.

Because what? Because you're strict. She's strict? Because I'm strict.

Yes. Strictly. I get spanked at. Strictly.

Dickly. Thank you. Susie, like, amazing. Oh, thank you, darling.

Can we go up there? At my advanced age. Yes. Okay, so I think we're going to do,

we're going to do Agua shot. So, Titty's out. Titty's. Woo-hoo.

You want to do an Agua shot? All right. It's kind of an ecstasy form. No, it's water.

Cover this. We're refreshing it. Agua. Where are we refreshing it?

Girls want to do the boys. Girls want to do the boys? I don't know. I would love to do a boy.

I love boys. What about girls? What about girls? Questioning right now.

We're 69. Are you going to get on there? 69. 69.

Don't talk to me off the microphone. You may actually be able to see the taser marks on my boobs, too. All right. Oh, let's do that.

Come on up here. Come back. Come back. Some people get off on looking at taser marks on boobs.

And I'm just, I'm touched. I mean, I feel like it's, and then with the cross in there, it's a little bit like a sacrifice. Like she sacrificed her boobs for our entertainment. Would it be like ritualistic virgin sacrifice?

What if I promised you I was a virgin? That sounds good. That's fine. Whatever works.

You are a virgin. Definitely. Danny to the womb room. You have never been here before, darling.

And now here come her tits. Okay. Beautiful. Very nice.

Look at those. They are beautiful. So that's not just a stamp. You actually got boobs.

She actually got a tattooed. Jesus. Is that tattooed? Is that a tattoo?

Those are the taser marks? No, no. The stars. Is that a tattoo?

Yeah. No, they're lifted a little bit. Are your stars tattoos? Yes.

Like literally. They're actual tattoos. Yeah. I got them done for performance reasons.

I do a lot of performance art, obviously, and it was just so much easier for me to get my pasties tattooed on. Because every time there was a nipple slip,

either I would be in trouble or the bar that I was working for would be in trouble. So it was just easier for me to get my nipples and my vagina tattooed.

Nice. Now is your vagina tattooed? That's not regarded as a pasty that's legitimate in clubs that require pasties.

Trust me, in a dark room from far away, they look like pasties. They look like pasties, yeah. No, it really does.

No, actually, they do. They look like pasties. That's why I asked. I've done both, and they always peel off

and then they're all crackly and shit, you know? I just got them tattooed on? No, it looks like it is. And I had the color matched

to the center of the ariola. I can't see. You need to come closer. What is it?

Much closer. Much, much, much closer. All right. Oh, geez, Christ.

Okay, so titties are out. Now we get the salt on there. Who wants to lead this so that I can continue the conversation?

Amanda, you know what to do. That's right. And you're there next to Kinky Gaga. It's cold.

Amanda Blow, brothers and sisters. Wait, I'm going around to this one. And you were just working at Dennis Hof's Bunny Ranch.

Yes. Which part? Crystal Nevada. Crystal Nevada.

Crystal Nevada. Get on the microphone. 69 miles actually out of North Vegas. Going with the 69.

It is the Love Ranch South, but we're 69 miles north of Vegas. Somebody say 69. Yes, we are.

69. Have you stayed in a brothel? Have you ever stayed in a brothel? I've never stayed there,

but I've been to many parties. No, it's amazing. And I love, I cannot tell you how awesome. Dennis knows what we need.

There's mirrors everywhere. Everywhere. Mirrors. Big mirrors.

So you all can look at yourselves and go into exhibition. I saw the, I saw your room. Don't think I don't know your mirrors too.

That's true. Mirrors are awesome. No, it's not even that, but I'm just saying he,

he knows what we need and they need. That's why they call him daddy. No, I got into the porn business and everybody assumed that I,

I was a hustler or whatever. And I cannot do that. So I said, well, let me go and let me be legal,

which I would be the only thing I did legal, but legal and fair and it's just, it was easy. All right.

Well, sex work should be legal. Sex work of all time. I think it should too. Absolutely.

A man and a women. All right. Yes, darling. Yes.

Who's tits? Yours? May I? My tits?

We have to come up here for my tits, baby. Come on up. I'm not going to bend over.

Come on up and play. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up, Amanda.

And you know, Dr. Suzy, you still have your guests. I know. I wish you could have like a,

you know, a drink or a cup of tea and join us in our communal intercontinental ecstasy. I'm feeling very much a part of the ecstasy.

I'm having a perfectly time here. It's like, you know, Yeah. It's static curving.

It is, it is. And we totally believe in communal ecstasy here. We think there are too few venues for ecstasy that we share.

I mean, we all masturbate and we all, you know, get off on roller coaster rides and writing novels

and, you know, chocolate ice cream, but to experience an erotic communal ecstasy

that isn't, you know, at a sporting event. Whoa. That's awesome.

Well, you either got to go to a Tantra workshop or come to Bonoboville. Right.

Okay. Bonoboville. That's where we are, baby. Yeah.

So you want some salt off my breast? Mmm. Oh, yes, baby. This is my girl.

My prodigal daughter has come home. Amanda Blow is now licking mommy's titties. This moment brought to you by Agua.

That's why she's called Blue. Nice. Thank you. Agua brings a fresh taste to your mouth.

Yes, it certainly does. All right. Now you can drink. Yeah.

Cheers. And we have little dicks to drink out of because we like big dicks and little dicks and all kinds of things.

Looks like she's choking on the little dick. Well, you know, see, you can even choke on a little dick sometimes. Okay.

Okay. Very good. Now, should I have some off of you? Okay.

Get up for me, baby. Don't make me bend. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

You're not 69. Are you? Come on, baby. Nice.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, they are getting bigger. What did you do? They feed you good there in Nevada.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Ecstasy.

Mm. Salty titties are kind of ecstasy. Ecstasy they are. I don't know.

They're a little high in sodium, though. Yeah, it's the mixture of sweat and margaritas salt. All right.

Amanda. Okay. So this is the idea, folks. The spank afterwards was hot.

That was elective. But the requirement is the salt. And then the shot. That is.

All right. So lick amongst yourselves now. All right. So how are we doing here with our ecstasy?

All right. You know, I'm getting in heaven, man. This is the...

She's doing that two-hour thing or something. Three-ring ecstasy circus. I think she forgot you're here. In one ring, we have...

This is just my favorite things. In another ring, we have the Hitachi. The Hitachi. And in another, we have...

Quiet porn star over here. Nipple sucking. Okay, we're going to have to have 69 soon. Just in honor of Max.

Okay, but first, how about that Petraeus? Huh? Let's talk about sex. Right?

Here's... Yeah, I mean... The guy is at the head of the CIA. A tight shot on that.

Yeah, yeah. He's the head of the CIA. And he's having sex. Since when is that so unusual?

Not only that. He can't keep a secret. That's fucked up, man. If you're head of the CIA.

Actually, I think it was kind of orchestrated for him to, you know, come out with it right, you know, two days after the election and a few days before his testimony on Benghazi.

No, the woman... Although he's still going to have to testify anyway. The woman was harassing some other woman who turned her over to the FBI.

But what Barbara had tweeted earlier today was like, why do we care? Why do we care? And what I tweeted back...

You know what? Right? Barbara, you there? You remember tweeting that?

Yeah, right here. You did tweet that. And what I tweeted back is because we are an ecstasy-starved society.

So we love to hear about sex of any kind, especially with a hot chick like... What was her name? Broomfield?

Or what? I forget. When I tweeted that... The chick's name.

Really angry and said, well, you know, state secrets. Shame on you. And at no point had...

Broadwell! Broadwell! Paula Broadwell. An invention of a linking of a state secret.

And it's like, I see he would share secrets with his girlfriend that he hasn't already shared with his wife. What are you thinking?

Just because sex is involved, we lose all sense of reason and responsibility? Yes, men do.

We had a president that was impeached for. They have something called testosterone. You know, I mean, it could happen. People do lose their heads over sex.

They do. I mean, but I don't... I know you know how that feels, Susie. You know, either your little head or your big head.

I mean, not that that necessarily happened. So these guys were in Afghanistan. He's fighting this war and then they're like... But what I want to say, I want to say this

because I'm not the first to say it. My publisher actually, Jeff St. Clair, on Counterpunch, said it. He said, so he apologizes for sex?

How about apologizing for killing all those people? How about apologizing for that? We don't care about your sex, really except out of our lack of ecstasy,

you know, kind of prurient desire. And of course, I'm one of them. I just love reading about this chick with the sexy arms who wrote a book called All In about her lover.

Can you believe the title? All In. Wow. It's awesome.

Sounds like a high school gang bang. It sounds hot. Sounds like the name of my last film. And you know, I never have thought of him as sexy.

I've thought of him as the opposite. Just like so neutered, boring. Exactly. Talk on the microphone.

Boring. Boring. But now, I look at him and I go, hmm, what's he got there? And those khakis.

Would you do them? Yeah. Now, maybe. You know, now I'm thinking,

he suddenly got a hotness quotient. I don't know. For me, maybe not for everybody. I'm just trying to explain why everyone's fascinated by this.

I'm thinking, Crystal, we need to implement a microphone into the vibrator. Just so you can go back and forth. From lips to lips.

Lips to lips. Lips to lips. For lips, lower lips. Lower lips.

Lower lips. That's a happy sound. Oh, God. You have no clue.

Why don't you get up here? It's all over your face. It's all over your face. We have a lot of clues.

It's so great to be a woman. You're hiding it so well, so we can't tell. No, the thing is, to be able to have so many orgasms, I mean, you guys get robbed so bad.

I love it. Because we could just... Actually, men can have multiple orgasms, too. They have to, that's right.

Right? Comma Sutra. Comma Sutra. Well, it doesn't have to be Comma Sutra.

Actually, Max now has multiple orgasms. You've traded them well. Well, no, I didn't do any of it. I can't take credit.

Let me explain, and I'll get Barbara's feedback, and I'll get Max's, of course, now flirting with Amanda. But that's cool. That also helps him have multiple orgasms.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. In my case, it's not a tonsure thing. Actually, Max, in his battle with the big C, which is another theme that we're going into tonight,

his battle with the big C, bladder cancer, he had to have his bladder removed, you know, which is like a major thing. Some people throw out their back.

I threw out my bladder. You threw it out. And he got this plastic bladder, which... No, it's not a plastic.

It's not plastic. No, it's actually made from your... It's made from my intestines. Your intestines, that's right.

Your intestines. And the intestines, of course, have never been a bladder, so they have no idea what to do. No, they don't know what to do.

No, no. No, they're all crazy. So, and also, just in case, this is, of course, modern Western medicine,

they just decide to remove a whole bunch of things, including the prostate, right? Last week, we did a show about the P-Spot with Dr. Charlie Glickman.

And it was a great... It's a great book and a very interesting show. We did P-Spot Exploration. Very fun.

Yes, Shay Golden explored Brock Hardt for the first time. He had his P-Spot massaged, right? Okay.

And yet, you know, not every guy has a P-Spot because some guys have their prostate removed. I just... I don't have the P-Spot.

I just have P now. Right. Exactly. You have more of that than ever.

But my point is... Okay, so when he has an orgasm, he doesn't ejaculate now, which a lot of guys go...

But I can have three or four orgasms now. Exactly. He can have a bunch of them in a row. And they go forever.

They go long periods of time. He has orgasms like a woman. So that has to do with his prostate being removed. I'm not sure I suppose so,

because that's the new factor. He now has long-term amazing orgasms. And I feel them. I know he's not...

But nothing ejaculates, but he still has orgasms. Right, no ejaculation. Right, right, right.

I mean, you can feel it all happening. And you think it's all coming up and... No, this is really interesting. It's gonna shoot out.

And everyone's gonna get their bladder removed. When he had... When he ejaculated, he hardly ever could have more than one ejaculation.

Hey, hey, hey. Well, hardly ever could have you, Thomas. So would you recommend everyone getting their bladder removed then?

Well, you know, ejaculate has its uses. Come on. But I guess there's a silver lining to any black cloud.

That's right. There's always... You know, if you lose one way to orgasm, I guess what I'm saying is

there could very well be another... The body compensates. That is maybe more interesting because you haven't had that.

I mean, I'm not saying having multiple orgasms is superior to ejaculating. It's just different. Multiple.

You know, multiples. Well, it's different. And it's new. And every time something is new,

it's more important and more special. Yeah. Amen and amen. Amen.

Amen. Are you still orgasming or anything? I was wondering what was going on. She's really happy.

Talk on the microphone. You're talking about what had happened with Max and I'm a cancer survivor. So...

You are a cancer survivor. Up here orgasming on my bed? Yes, I am. Wow.

What kind? I had colon cancer. Wow. I was diagnosed in 97.

Oh my God. I went through it 97, 98, 99,000. I was clean. Geez.

Wow. Let's hear it for your doctor. They gave me six months. We're going to live.

Whoa. I went through a lot of different things. Yeah. You know, as far...

My husband wasn't... And here you are doing porn. That's amazing. I love porn.

A born and re-born is great. Born and re-born into porn. Life is so wonderful. You have no idea.

Reborn into porn. Yeah. That's great. Well, I was a military's wife.

That's even makes it better. Wow. I was an officer's wife. Would you do Patrez?

No. No. It took a minute. No.

No. I had to think about it, but no. No. There's certain...

I would... I would do them after a couple of agua shots if you were here. I was going to say...

Yeah. Maybe about 10 of them. Yeah. Yeah.

He'd be doable. Yeah. How about his girl though? Who would do his girl?

I would do it. Heartbeat. Yes. I'd be down on in her heartbeat.

No problem. She's hot. I prefer men, but I go both ways. But...

All right. So... Cancer is... Making sure I don't get any more of that drink.

Cancer is the enemy. And yet so many of us do beat it at least for a little while. Yeah. Some of us beat it more often than others.

Yeah. I think beating it might help to beat it. Yeah. I agree with you.

Yeah. Masterbation, meditation. Sounds strange to me. All right.

So you know what? It's Max's 69th birthday. Yes. So I need...

I need volunteers. I need two volunteers to 69. Oh, I... No.

Not with you. No, no. Wait, I'm really bad at math. In your honorable math.

What does that mean? In your honor. No, to do the 69th position. You could simulate it.

You could simulate. You too. Yeah, you too. Come on.

No. It's time. Come on. Who's going to do this?

Who's going to help me out here? She's volunteering. She's volunteering. I'll go.

Come on. I'll go. No stranger to the stage. Whoa.

This is for me. I'm turning red already. Why did I get myself into 69, baby? It might be a difficult path to ecstasy, but it's the only...

It's the sexiest number of arithmetic. Does this happen on your radio show? No, this does not happen on our radio shows. I brought a lower electricity taser.

Don keeps offering, but we keep saying no. Oh, by the way, I have a phone number you could call, but I think you can't call the number when we have a Skype guest. No.

Oh, never mind. Okay. Otherwise, they'll get Barbara in New York. I brought a lower voltage just temporarily.

Turn it off for a minute. You know, tease yourself. Damn. I mean, keep in mind that every silver lining has a black cloud.

And let me tell you... Definitely wet now, guys. Yeah, but when you turn that off, it felt like ecstasy to my ears to just get rid of the sound, the buzz, the buzz of the tachis.

The only thing wrong with it, it's just too much buzz. Need some muffler. You know? Yeah.

A little loud. Are you listening, you Japanese makers of this amazing machine? Just get a muffler on it, please. Maybe Chinese.

Chinese. Chinese. Well, but the Japanese, don't they create it or design it? I don't know.

No, I think that's been over for a while. All right. Okay. So do you have any theories about Petraeus?

In regards to... Well, it's interesting that this came out one week before you were supposed to testify on Benghazi. So it's kind of...

A little curious, don't you think? A little curious timing. You know, curiouser and curiouser. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I don't think he would just make up the affair. But why would he... I mean, it really isn't a big deal that he had an affair.

That's between him and his spouse. It's not relevant. That's it. It's not relevant.

That's right, but it's not... So why is this distracting us? Why do we care? Well, like I said...

It's society. Yeah. We care because we are sex-starved and we love to hear about sex, especially among people who are not supposed to be having it.

So, you know, it's of interest. I mean... He is not supposed to be having it. I just don't think...

No, no, no. He's supposed to be shooting people and bombing people. Then why do we have Air Force Amy? You know, honestly, I wish he would have it.

To have science. I wish we would make love, not war. You know, that's what... Can you imagine Dildo's made by the military though?

Okay, so where's my 69? I didn't want to have just chatting here. Which direction? You know what, I can't have a political conversation.

I've got to completely orchestrate all the fucking around here. So come on. This is for my husband's birthday. We don't have a cake tonight.

We had cakes last week. So everybody take a lollipop. We have boobs. And a lick one in his honor.

But we have boobs. We have boobs as well. Okay. And we have a naked lady.

It's always good to have a naked lady. Come on up here. Okay, so get a microphone. You're just going to make believe now.

Here. Where's the other mic? Could you give them the mic? Yes, this is not real 69.

No, this is not a real 69. 68 and a quarter. And I must say that I did bring a second taser with me. This is a much lower voltage.

This is only 80,000 volts. And the battery is worn down. Shucks. I promise you.

Anybody want to get tasered? No, I'm not going to taser you, but I'm going to let you taser me. Okay, so now there's a free seat here.

So Brock, you get up into the seat here. Okay, get on Amanda. Amanda's lap. Is that okay?

Yes. Okay. Oh. Okay.

Get his shirt off, Amanda. No, no. It doesn't matter. She'll keep you warm.

And then there's Shay. Okay. Okay. So Brock.

Whoa. He's all stuck. He's stuck. Whoa.

We need the mail in the equation. Oh, the birthday boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Here he is. He's the birthday boy. Okay.

We're getting Brock's shirt off now. And here we go. Where's the oil? Oh, the oil.

That's great. All right. She needs, we have lube. I don't know about oil.

Thank you. Where's our condomania bag? Teja? Where's Teja?

Teja. Teja. We have a condomania bag. We have a condomania bag of some sort.

What is this? What is on this? What is this? Okay.

Hornstar fan wants Jessica James panties. Jessica. Where are your panties? Jessica.

Jessica, come forward. You've been wearing those panties. Oh. You've been juicing them up.

Come here, Jessica. She looks beautiful. Okay. Let's have this microphone.

Jessica, let's get these panties off of you. Okay. Okay. This is the moment.

Come out if we take the whole dress off first. Whoa. You got my vote. Here she goes, sister.

Jessica James' brothers and sisters. Hello. Oh my God. Oh.

Hot, hot, hot. Who's taking off the panties? I've got a rolling chair. I'm going to wear it.

She'd like to take off the panties. Okay. Can we take the dress off up top? Whoa.

Oh, we're just taking the panties off with. The teeth. Whoo. I'm leaving with them.

Here we go. Where are you? I'm leaving with them. Okay.

Who's leaving with them? Okay. Oh, there. Wait, wait.

You guys come back here. They're mine. They're mine now. Amanda is stealing my favorite couple.

I don't know if I should allow that. Pay attention here. There's the panties. Okay.

Here we go. We have panties panty boy. There you go. Oh, sorry.

We're going to hang these in the bar. In the panty section. For you panty boy. That was for you panty boy.

That's right. He's so happy about that. And these are love panties. Yes.

These are beautiful. You got the love panties. Because I love you, Max. Oh, thank you, Dr. Susie.

Very appreciative and stuff. Yes, sir. Whoo. Okay.

Now where's my 69? Is it forming? Okay. Wow.

Okay. Whoo. Take some more clothes off. Hello.

Yeah. Damn, I'm going to have a heart attack. Okay. Close.

Beautiful woman right there. You're gorgeous. Okay. Where's the microphone here?

Okay. I hope to be your fellow radio guy. So you are participating in the 69. I am participating in the 69.

Okay. Tell me, are you going to take some, you should take the dress off. You are wearing way too much. I know I'm wearing way too much.

69. Take care of her shirt off. She's totally naked. She is totally naked.

You don't have to get totally naked. I know. Yes, she does. So a little bit more naked.

Would be a good idea. Susie, why are you saying no? Peer pressure. Peer pressure.

Okay. Well, no. Are we doing him in the 69? Like how is this happening?

No, we're doing this. Well, I don't know. If you add into it, is it like 128 or something? You know, I'm really horrible at math.

I think it's like Pi squared or something. I don't even know. 69 in his honor. Oh.

Okay. Okay. Only if you do me one favor. You have to taser me.

I will take my clothes off if you taser me. Wow. I don't usually do this. Usually you go up the pole while she tasers you on the pole.

I'm going to channel the force of general Petraeus into myself because I'm a very nonviolent person. Trust me. It's a lower voltage.

Okay. It's lower voltage. And it's bringing pleasure. It's okay.

Hey, can I do that to you? She asked me, bitch. Wine forms at the rear. I think you're scared, Susie.

Now serving the board. But wait a second. Barbara is not beer. Beer is sometimes an important element of the ecstatic experience.

Every day, do something you're afraid of. That's true. I'm afraid. Okay.

Well, I will help you through it. Okay. You can come up here and help me through it. This lady is.

But I'm holding the machine. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because she's hot.

This is my assistant. No, I know. I know. Here she comes.

Shay Golden. Woohoo. Yeah. Okay.

So now I'm going to do the tasering. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Now which button? Just that button. This. This button here.

I press this. Am I doing it? Is it this one? Okay.

No, I'm not just going to hit it. Well, just hit it. You're not touching her. I'm neurotic.

I'm worried if I'm hitting the right thing. Well, don't hit her. Just press the button. I've heard of a circle chart, but not a circle spank.

Okay. She has my curiosity. I'm like thinking, do I want to do that? Wow.

This is. I am. Danny Danger, brothers and sisters. And she is an ecstasy explorer.

So I figure I'm going to lay this way, put my ass in the air, and then have you taser it. Okay. Okay.

But if you do that, then how do I prevent myself from tasering her mouth? Okay. Be really careful.

Let's see. Okay. So this is, what is she? You lie down, I think.

Okay. So she knows what she's doing. Okay. This is like the best form of twist drive I've ever seen.

Okay. We could be getting this. This is in your honor, Max. Oh, this is my honor right now.

Twister from Max. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Maxie.

Happy birthday to you. Max, the sexiest man in the world. Come up for the 69. Come on.

69. He's acting all shy. Okay. I'm going to taser you in a minute.

Can I spank you? After 40 years of this business, I'm still waiting. Just do me a favor. And simulate the 69.

Okay. Come on. Okay. Here we go.

He's like, me? Max, come forward. Okay. Here he goes.

69. Birthday. Okay. Very, very good.

She'll bring you in. She'll pull you in. Pull him in. Pull me in there.

Pull him in. Take over. Take over like I did with you. Okay.

Let's take it off. You have a harem, honey. Can I? This is every man's fantasy.

Great. Ow. Ow. All right.

69. That was your energy. Get your ass in there. No.

Come forward. Mommy. Help. Let me out of here.

Take it off. Okay. That's very nice. There's been a lot of years of us taking our shit off in front of you.

When do we get to see? Good question. That's really funny. 69.

Okay. Thank you very much. I've been a painter a long time. This should be the moment where I get to see it.

Yeah. Exactly. I agree. Max, you're the envy of every man out there right now.

Just give me that thing there. That thing. Careful. The safety is off.

The safety. Okay. Spray it. Hey.

We need the... That's skinnier than it really is. No. You have a...

Yeah, definitely. It is. Okay. I haven't looked at it lately.

You are not doing yourself justice. I've lost weight. No. You would see it bigger then.

You would see something bigger. All right. Everybody stick them up. So take them off for real.

No, no, no. I can't do that. Who says... I'm working.

Oh, she'll require this. That's right. Susie Amonize. The captain can't.

I can't do that. Definitely guys. There are CIA operatives in the speakeasy right now. Trust us on this.

Who could and he's much bigger. There are CIA operatives in the speakeasy right now who could and have reported him for things that he hasn't even done. Oh, I reported him for...

In the mouth. There you go. Anyway, how about this taser? What am I supposed to do with this?

Hit the button. Oh, hit the button. But where are you supposed to do while I'm doing it? Enjoy it.

Yeah, but I want to... I didn't notice anything in this. Okay. Turn it on.

Turn it on. Put the microphone to her right on it. I'm sorry. Wait, hold on.

Is it safe to be doing water and electricity at the same time? I was wondering. Last one. Okay.

No squirting for a moment. Tasia's got her D'Auntwood outfit on. We're going to D'Auntwood this Tuesday. Tasia's looking good.

We're going to see D'Auntwood at Meltdown Comics. I have a good shot. All right. So what do I do here?

Okay, turn it on. Okay. Give her a microphone so everyone knows. Turn the taser on and then hit me in the ass.

It's pretty simple. Oh, can I hit him? Turn it on first. Turn it on first.

Hello? Ow. Oh, Jesus Christ. What?

Okay. Hang on. You got it. We should try the other cheek.

Wait, why are you doing this? I am having a Taser experience. She said taser and take away. Oh, taser and then spank?

Is that it? No, not amenable spank. Taser and then stand? Or should we try it again?

Practice. Take two. That's perfect. Take 20.

Do we taser and then hit or we just taser? Taser and then touch it. I want to get taser. I want you to taser me.

Turn it on. Go kink. I feel powerful. You always have been.

I feel a shock too. It shocks my fingers. We share the shock. They're pussies on each other.

Who wants to see vibration on vibration? Wow, was that, I mean, that was kind of sexy. Can we have an applause for. Dr. Susie.

I have to say. Barbara has to go. That's a beautiful policy. We are ready to wind up the formal part of our ecstasy.

And we're going to continue into the informal part of our ecstasy. But right now I just want everybody to kind of tell us who they are. So we can round up a little bit. So I'm going to start with my Skype guest.

Whose book started the subject. Where's the book? Where's the book? What happened to the book?

Oh, here it is. Okay. Ecstasy is necessary. Okay.

Go out and get the book. Okay. And you actually don't even have to go out. You can get it online.

If anybody wants to learn how to have a breath and energy orgasm, just go to Barbara Corellis.com. Sign up for my newsletter and I'll send you instructions. BarbaraCorellis.com.

Sign up for the newsletter. Okay. It's been absolutely ecstatic. Ecstatic.

Right. Give our love to Kate. And all you drenched New Yorkers. Yeah.

Dr. Susie and Max. Happy birthday. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you so much. All right. Take care.

And we'll see you soon. I hope. Okay. Yay.

Okay. Barbara Corellis. Ecstasy is necessary. And we're not talking about the drug.

Right. Okay. So now where's the microphone going around, going around? So let's start with Danny Danger.

Danny Danger. It is our ecstasy explorer. Thank you. Danny Danger.

That's also DannyDanger.com. D-A-N-I. D-A-N-G-E-R. You can also find me on Facebook.

Facebook.com. D-A-N-I. I got a bit. Kicks ass.

And I just want to remind everybody, if my body can do this, your body can do anything. I implore you, please explore your body and give your body everything that it's worth. Explore your body. Amen.

Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Okay. And Amanda's hawking all my teeth. Shea Golden, Triple X7 on Twitter. Shea Golden.

Yay. And here we have Jules. Crystal Jules. Crystal Jules.

On Twitter. On Twitter. And you can also find me on Facebook, Crystal Jules. You can keep going with the orgasms here.

Okay. No problem. And also, you can, my free cams, I'm under mystical, my free cams, you can find me under mystical Jules.

So please, you can find me and get to know me a little bit better beyond just being a porn. Beyond just being a porn star. There's no porn star left.

We appreciate our porn stars because, you know, they are our sex education in many cases. It's the most honest job there is, right? It's the most honest job and the best dick second you can have.

You know, even with all the faked orgasms, it's the most honest job. Think of how much of her faked. We don't fake. Okay.

Not just dick second. I enjoy pussy. I, I love, I love, I love, I love my, I love my lesbian part. I love my lesbian part, you know.

I do both. And, and I thank God for both of them. Don't talk off microphone. I will study all I can.

Maybe you and I should have. All right, all right. We're networking, networking. Okay.

And we have Jessica James, brothers and sisters. So good to be back on the show. First of all, thank you, Dr. Susan, for having me back on. Oh, my pleasure.

Thank you so much. Oh, yay. Guys, just a porn star. Just a porn star.

Just a porn star. Been around for a minute. You know, and, hey, Measure B is fucked with her life. So, hey, let's repeal this stupid thing.

Right? Yeah. Jessica James triple X dot com. That's J-A-Y-M-E-S dot com.

You are more beautiful than ever. Can we see your tits? Okay, you guys waited this entire time. Yeah, we did.

We waited a long time. That's right. Here we go. Jessica James.

The fabulous. Come on. I said, God damn, mother fucker. Yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow.

I'm sorry. Did I do that before I asked? Yeah, don't stick your microphone in a dress. Can I have a name, man?

Yeah. Can I have a name, woman? That is a woman, a fabulous woman. That is a beautiful, fabulous, womanly woman.

And her name is Jessica James. And she has got a body beyond belief. Talk about, get into your body. Oh my God, you're crazy.

I think we just get into her body. Woo-hoo. Yes, brothers and sisters. Jessica, woo-hoo.

Yeah, that is beautiful. You have inspired us to work out at the gym, even though we can't all do that. I'm inspired, whatever gym you're in.

Mm-hmm. To go to the gym. To stalk you. Yes, that's it.

All right, so. Thank you guys so much. Let's see, moving the microphone right along. Amanda is biting me.

Jesus. Okay, who are we moving it to? Amanda, get your mouth out of my ass and onto the microphone.

Right. There's other better places to put that mouth. Well, there's actually no better place than my ass. There is not.

There's no place at home. And I think that everybody knows that already. Mm-hmm. But let me remind them.

That is beautiful. Y'all are beautiful. God bless. And...

Damn mother fucker, I'm a lucky bitch. You are a lucky bitch. Do you have nothing else to promote? Yeah, I'm actually votepedia.us.

I have been hanging out with a politician. I'm going to work with GoCast with John Levitt at their radio show. I'm going to have a show.

It's like that with Amanda Blow. It's like that with Amanda Blow. It's like that, nigga. And porn stars to preachers.

I have a friend that's a preacher and he's trying to, you know, re-calculate the lifestyle. Yeah, you got to re-calculate.

Especially now that Obama won. Especially now that Obama won. When we got Bibles with our package when we all did adult con in LA.

Mm. Something like that. We got Bibles. Okay.

Well, praise the Lord. Okay. I got to ask is that something to do with our Bibles? I'll thump something.

And if there's a Bible down here. There's a Bible in my ass. Whoa. Okay.

And moving right along. Okay, so where do we find you? Where do you find me? You find me on my free cams.

Oh, I already asked you that. Also, but also, but also I work for girlfriend. Well, I'm, I'm just a porn star. Let's just a porn star.

Right, right, right. Okay. And Shay Golden. We did it.

Shay Golden triple X seven on Twitter. Thank you so much for 69 for Max. All through the show last Saturday. Oh yeah.

69 all day. Okay. And, uh, okay. And our G five boys.

G five radio.com. John Dabney, Jamie Warman. Oh yeah. You guys are here.

G five radio.com. You guys stole the whole show. You got the whole show. Who stole the whole show?

No, you're sure. We didn't. It's up. It's been about.

Well, Speechless. But you can find us on Facebook. Backslash G five radio.

Twitter G five radio. And I'm Pezrick G five radio. Yeah. Come find Pezrick.

Find him on Twitter. He's there. At Pezrick. Yeah.

Come and knock on my door. Come and knock on it. We'd love to complain about his ex-wife. Oh, come on.

This is at the start of the show. Yep. Okay. But I brought you booze.

That's a good thing. Oh yeah. Let's look at the booze. Is this something we wanted to promote?

Well, this last year for your birthday. Last year you gave me big cello. We gave you big cello. Yes.

And now they have orange cello. It's blood orange infused brandy. From our friends. Fred and Amy Groff.

At hello cello lemon cello. So they were going to have to introduce you to their hooker house bourbon soon. So hello.

Can we take a picture? Sure. So the big cello was for you for your birthday. That's for Max for his birthday.

I can't have any. Well, that's up to Max. I don't think he can say no to you though. I know we can.

Okay. So this is with oranges. Orange cello. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

That sounds ecstatic. Yes. Okay. So who else do we have here?

Brock. Hello. Thank you for having us again. It was awesome just to watch and see all the beautiful girls.

Because we don't want a wiener in the mix here. Can never have too many beautiful girls. Actually, we don't mind having a wiener in the mix. I'm really cool.

And I'm not going to embarrass myself like that. You know, like the night is young. There is the after show. And we appreciate your 69-ing through the entire show

and beyond last week for Max's birthday. Kitty. Kinky Gaga. Welcome back.

Thanks. Okay. All right. So I guess that's about that.

And I just want to, and yes, we want to thank me of course. This is my fucking place. Yeah, baby. So thank you, my darling listeners and my viewers for having us in your home,

your mansion on a hill, or your cardboard box, or wherever you might be listening, or if you're ponying up watching. Dr. Susie.TV.

The spanking is beginning. And yes, brothers and sisters, we incorporate the BDSM of the Bonobo way into our Bonoboville. We make love, not war.

So Petraeus, listen, we don't care about your affairs, or if we do only in the sense that it turns us on a little bit. But what we really wish you to apologize for is the murder of so many innocent people, people in wedding parties in Afghanistan,

people who just happened to be in harm's way when you just have your drones, bombs away, bombing away. Whoa. Hey, bitch.

All right. She fucking hit me hard. Take off all your clothes, bitch. Take them off.

Fucking hit me like that. You fucking whore. Yeah. Amanda Blow, brothers and sisters.

You know, I got to retaliate. I'm all for you just doing what you want to do, but if you're going to come after me, you're going to get your clothes off, bitch.

I'm going to 69 you, bitch. Yeah, in honor of my husband. Here we go. Amanda Blow.

Oh, brothers and sisters. I want you to be so lucky that you can celebrate your 69th and knowing that you've been a pioneer for First Amendment rights, that you have stood up for freedom and truth

and love, brothers and sisters, like our prince, Max, our captain. Where is he? Whoa. No.

Well, I guess he's, where's Max? He's probably getting laid. Okay. Okay.

Here he is. There he is. 69. I'm actually cooking the tortellini because they forgot,

they forgot to, they, you know, they forgot to cook them. So I'm cooking the tortellini in the kitchen. You got to do everything. I was having 69 with Amanda Blow.

Yeah. We weren't. You missed it. How?

That hurt. All right. Speech. What is going on here?

That hurts. Yeah. That's the low voltage one. Okay.

So congratulations, Max. Okay. Well, thank you very much. 69.

69, baby. All right. So we're going to wind up the show because now we have to do some more partying.

And you can find me here. If we want to know where to find you. Dr. Susan Block.com. All right.

So now, brothers and sisters, it's time for you to find your own I'm going back to my tortellinis. Yes. While we continue ours.

Tortellini. But I want you to be good. I want you to try not to hurt anybody. I'd rather you have an affair than bomb wedding parties.

Okay. Really. Seriously. It's like what comparison is there really?

But what I mean is make like bonobos, not baboons. The bonobo way is on the rise. Go, Obama. Yeah.

Yeah. We are becoming more peaceful. We are becoming, you know, maybe more community oriented. More love.

More love. So make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

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