Night of The Fornicating Dead

Full transcript of Night of The Fornicating Dead on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Witches and bitches, tramps and vamps.

Masked men of mystery, role-playful women through history, Belladonna's and erotic personas. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God.

Jesus, Allah, or all you devils out there. But one thing we know. We are all children of sex. We're the capital X.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? A-women.

As nights grow long from the witches' hex, Let us enter the realm of scary sex. There, there, darling, don't be afraid. Tis the season of masquerade.

So come all ye witches, ye dark brides and grooms. Tis the time to hop on your brooms. Fly past your fears and over the years of repression, oppression, Being burned at the stake and stoned by the shake

And drowned in the lake. Time to rise up, ye sexual renegades. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Straddle your flying phallic strap-on brooms.

Turn on your vibrators to the moon. Fly high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign As goddesses and porn stars, philosophers and love doctors. Time to put on your party mask as you take off your daily mask.

Time to reveal what you so often conceal. Your erotic persona, your inner belladonna, Your secret identity, your Bergmanesque entity. Time to awaken, stirred and shaken.

Your heart beating like a bongo. Your blood rushing like the Congo. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary. A zombie, a priest, a fascist, a fairy.

When, out of the clear, with a flick of the tongue, Those shivers of fear turn to passion and fun. Mixing fear and sex creates special effects. Yes. See, what turns us on isn't always the nicest.

So, often we're afraid of that which excites us. Or are we excited by that which we fear? Both, my dear, it's biological and neurological. And also it can be pathological.

So, be careful and consensual. Practice safe sex and don't overdo. But stir this into your witch's brew. A pinch of fear gets your mojo in gear.

Like heat in your mesquite. But too much fear will burn your meat. Put that in your bag of trick or treat. Yes, and this Halloween, or sometime soon,

Take a trip to the moon on your vibrating broom. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Don't be afraid. Your inner witch won't hurt you unless you really want her to.

Boo! Happy Halloween! And welcome to Bonoboville! Yes.

Thank you, Doc Johnson. Okay, everyone should have one of these, a vibrating broom. They really, really help with the holidays. So, I feel very energized, even though I've been hexed by the tech gods.

But I've risen from the dead. I've got Mr. Rock and Roll here behind me. And the witches are taking over! Yay! We are rising again!

We will not be stoned by the shakes or drowned in the lakes. We will ride our brooms to victory and pleasure. Peace through pleasure. Even though I see there's a few very violent individuals here in my speakeasy tonight.

We are gathered here in the speakeasy cathedral to celebrate Halloween. That's what it is if you're listening to us or watching us live right now. It's Halloween Saturday night, you know. So the witches are rising, and people are dressed up,

and people are merging the scary and the sexual, which are really not so opposite at all. As we've been saying. So, let's meet some of our scary sexual guests, shall we, tonight?

Starting with my engineer, George Bush. Oh my God, now that's scary. Oh my God. Don't take us into World War III tonight, George.

That's what all the thunder and lightning was about. Dubya is engineering my show. Oh, I'm scared. But he seems to have gotten a tan.

So maybe that's done him good. Okay, so flying in from the underground of Canada with the horns on his head, Mr. Horny himself, Johnny Soporno. Welcome to the speakeasy brother, Johnny.

Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. I'm so happy that you have us here tonight. Yeah.

This is your second time visiting my humble Bonoboville. Yes. You were at our other speakeasy when we were back in that other place. And many moons ago, we had an arrow stay,

and you were there with your lovely lady, Violet Marcel. Hello, Violet. Hello. Hello.

You have to get right into that microphone like you're giving it head. You know, we have a lot of phallic things around here. That makes me very happy. We do.

Brooms, dildos, microphones. Okay. So yeah, get that going. And I think that my headsets are not on.

I think that's one of my problems here. Yeah. Okay. There we go.

And yeah, now I can hear things. Wow. Okay. So you are a couple.

That's true. There are two of us. Yeah. Are you, you're, you've got a relationship.

How would you characterize your relationship? Extremely happy. Yeah. Happy.

Happy relationship. Violet and I have been together for nearly eight years. Violet is my primary, which is to say she's the girl that gets to describe me as her guy.

Uh-huh. She's the one whose name would be on any invitation to a social engagement. Your primary. See, I might call that your prime mate.

If you like, I think that's better. Kind of gets you with our grade eight friends. Well, this is exactly it. But you seem to have a kind of open relationship.

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. But, but when we use the term open, we don't mean it in the sense of open, your fly or open legs, rather in the sense of open communication, transparency.

There's nothing that I would ever say to anyone, whether Violet was within earshot or in a different state that would be any different than I would say if she was sitting in front of me. Because Violet and I are best friends as well as most preferred lovers. It also helps that we both like the same kind of women.

Ah, I was wondering, you know, because there's all this open communication, which is one thing, and then there's opening up to other partners. Absolutely. Did you do that?

Oh, absolutely. Violet is a mainstream porn star, which means, of course, that she has sex with lots of other people. Right, right, right.

But you don't just do it for money, right? You do it also for fun. Oh, I do it mostly for fun. Well, some couples who have an open relationship that one is a porn star, they just kind

of will be open for the business, you know, but not for, you know, when they're private life, they just are together. But okay, well, we'll find more out about your very interesting open relationship once I get out of these cobwebs here.

And so Halloween, you're dressed up, but you always dress up like that, right? The truth is today, I didn't have a chance to arrange for anything. When we arrived in Los Angeles, we weren't expecting to be here. Violet, being a very practical girl, had brought her Wednesday Addams outfit.

Yes. But I'm afraid I am here without any sort of costume at all. Well, no, you have a costume, but then you always have the costume, your little horns there.

I suppose not. I mean, are they growing out of your head? Well, they're actually kind of cranial warts. It's actually a transmitted thing, but I didn't want to have to bring it up.

But this is your trademark, being a devil. Well, I suppose that's probably about it. I have had these horns since 1994, since I began working with an awful lot of adult entertainment people and trying to help people to become

more comfortable in their own skin and with exposing themselves, engaging their exhibitionism. This is a holiday of exposing yourself. Well, sort of concealing and sort of revealing, right?

Indeed. When you conceal your identity, you can reveal your sexuality. It's a fantastic thing. There are two times of the year in Toronto in particular, where we come from,

where the streets will be overwhelmingly covered with beautiful women and beautiful transgendered people who are very proud to show themselves off. They are our annual Pride Parade Day in Halloween. What fascinates me is the number of people who are completely comfortable

demonstrating themselves as they truly are, only on those days. As though once they've outed themselves, once they've embraced the taboo, it should still be taboo. Well, it's partly because it takes a long time to put that makeup on

and get that whole outfit together, so you can't do it every day. I suppose there's that. All right. Well, fear. I mean, Halloween is not just a celebration of costumes,

but it's a celebration of scariness, fear, fear. Now, you're kind of a dating advisor or a how-to-get-women kind of guy. How do you characterize yourself? One of those seduction gurus?

Let me put some distance between myself and most of the people in what is referred to. Ah, yes. There are a lot of people who think that I'm a pickup artist

because they don't know me. Right, pickup artist. I'm not, by any means, a pickup artist. I'm just a great appreciator of women, and because I appreciate them,

I pay attention to them, and I communicate with them, and I do my best to help emancipate them from some really screwed up stuff. Violet is the pickup artist, right? Absolutely.

She picks up the girls, and then you get to share them. Precisely. It's much easier. I see, I see, okay. Okay, I understand. You've got a system.

Okay. That's why I'm always in the gym, you know? I need to be strong enough to pick them up. And you seem like you would be Wednesday.

Thursday, Friday, or Saturday, too. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. Yeah, hot stuff. Wow. So in answer to your question, both Violet and I do a lot of work

trying to help generally men, but also couples, come to comfort with their sexuality, become better communicators, become enormously better lovers. Men and couples. What about women?

We don't need any help. Oh, let me change this. At Satan's School for Girls, we do lots of things for women. Yeah, I thought so.

Satan's School for Girls. SS4G.com. It is our social organization for up-and-coming porn starlets. Whether you want to be a porn star or just fuck like one,

we can show you how. Indeed. Wow. And as class in session, I mean...

Well, not probably later this week, but it's a pretty floating group. It's kind of a sorority. And there are chapters in half a dozen different cities

in several different countries. And the participants tend to demark themselves very clearly in their lovely colorful horns. Mine are fairly traditional and staid

compared to some of the ones that these girls are wearing. The horns. Oh, indeed. It's all about the horns.

Well, no, no. It's all about letting people know that you're not like them. Do you use those as dildos as well? Not exclusively.

Okay. Actually, the question that usually comes up is how does Violet hold her liquor? And the answer is...

By his horns. Got it. Got it. So they don't come off when you're giving really good head. Well, let me put it this way.

I only wear them to bed by special request, but you'd be surprised how frequently that special request is made. Yeah, I would think they could be sort of interesting.

Let's put it this way. I have to clean them routinely. Good. Okay.

Have they been recently cleaned? Well, they've been cleaned recently enough. Okay. All right.

Well, we're so excited to have you. Oh, but the question of the night is fear and sex, right? Well, under normal circumstances, the simplest way to engage fear and sex

is get a girl on the back of your motorcycle. Yeah. The reason motorcycles are so popular for men, not because they're big vibrators,

it's because when a girl gets on the back of one and the guy drives her around, she's terrorized but excited because she feels she's in control,

but she's putting control in the hands of someone else. I often explain that in my experience, women crave a man who lead them. Yeah.

They want a man who's prepared to take control. Well, some guys want that too. Absolutely. Yeah.

But I'm speaking about this specifically in the context that a woman who craves someone who she can look upon with trust and believe that she can put herself in his control and it will be safe,

we'll find the more reckless or dangerous or fear inducing stuff profoundly sexy. It gets the juices flowing in a significant way, whereas a man who's afraid,

a man who's afraid has adrenaline kick in and as you know, that will damage his erection. Well, I think it's all a question of the recipe. I suppose.

A little bit of fear, I think a pinch, and it all varies with the person, but I think that's kind of good for sex. If you don't have a little bit of fear,

you're probably pretty bored, whether you're male or female. I know, I often have the problem of the fear of the husband showing up.

There you go. That can be very exciting, but too much like being afraid he'll actually kill you. That would also kill Mr. Mighty.

So yeah, it's a question of measurement. I think for... Yeah, it is. Not talking about your size of your dick now,

I'm talking about how much fear is an aphrodisiac. Why is it so many people love horror movies? Girls and guys. In fact, I think guys like them more than girls.

But girls like them too. We like to be scared, and then we like to be okay. You know, just a little bit of fear is a lot of fun.

So Halloween is where we put that pinch of fear into your sex. And here is a very sexy evil angel. Our now good friend, Shay.

Hello. Golden. And she's not very golden tonight. She's more silver and black.

Evil angel. Evil angel. Not to be confused with the porn company. Although, you know, she might do something with them.

But yeah, you've got great taste in gauntlets and stockings, girl. Uh-huh. Yes, these are the spider web themes. I've got plenty of spider webs here.

So tell me, how does your character as the evil angel express your sexuality? Um, I like to be dominated. So this kind of incorporates the both of us.

Yes. Zombie versus evil angel. And you know that you have a zombie behind you, eyeing you hungrily.

Oh. Boy, that little laugh almost sounded genuinely afraid. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I can't wait. You should be afraid. I've been hearing tweets about what's going to happen to me. So I'm a little afraid.

But excited, you know. Me too. Yeah. So he looks very bloody and...

Deathly. Deathly, deathly. But that's kind of a turn... You get turned on by being afraid a little bit.

Yeah, yeah. And you really fit right into Johnny's whole thing that the woman likes to be more scared than the guy. Definitely.

Yeah, yeah. That's where you're at. Well, and this is your holiday to be afraid. And to have sex, right?

Definitely. You're going to be going to do it in a coffin. If we can fit. Yeah.

Yeah. Or you could do it on this broken glass. I really thought this was broken glass. You know?

But... Ah, it's magical broken glass. The good kind. Mmm, the good kind.

Right. And that's our good friend who knows a good kind when he sees one. Ken Marcus. Hey, Ken.

Hey, Susie. Nice to see you again. Nice to see you. Gosh.

We've known each other through a few Halloween's. More than a few. Yes, many, many. Gosh.

Since... Let's see. Our Villa Piacere. Before then.

Before then. Back at the Hollywood hotel. Oh, no, no, no. Before then.

Oh, at the place near the Playboy mansion. Upstairs. That phenomenal... Yeah.

The penthouse. Penthouse with a view that you could not duplicate anywhere phenomenal. That's right. We were newly wedged then.

Just about. Pretty much. Yeah. And of course I've known your husbands for eons before then.

Yes. I thought you said husbands. Well, yes. Do multiple personalities.

Many. Yeah, he does. He does. He's been through many lives in costumes.

Yeah. Yeah. And you are in costume tonight. I am in costume tonight.

I came as an endangered species. Please explain. I came as a Los Angeles-based pornographer. Oh.

Oh, because Proppy is going to pass probably. We hope not. We hope not. We hope not.

I can't imagine that it won't because most people don't understand the issue. And so therefore, pornography as we know it today, everyone that's listening, forget about it because who wants to watch porn with condoms, it's pretty boring. And for all of the other producers that do erotic material out of the county of Los

Angeles, we will be basically legislated out of business or, you know, legislated into doing things that we don't really want to do. So are you going to move if that happens? I have never spent my life anywhere else.

I've lived my entire life within one block of Melrose Avenue. So I really don't think that I'm going to be moving to Las Vegas. Like everybody else in the business. A lot of them are going to move to Las Vegas.

Right. Instead, I think I will maybe put my sights elsewhere and look to Mary Rich. Oh, there you go. You've got some prospects.

What are you doing? Well, moving to Vegas. No, I'm not sure. I mean, of course, we always use, well, we always offer condoms here from

Condomania. And yet there's a lot of couples that are committed couples or know each other and have their tests taken together and they have sex without condoms. And so even couples that are committed couples have to use condoms?

Yes. If you're married, that's how you have a mom and pop little operation and you have a webcam show that you do a couple of times a week to make some extra money.

You will have to declare your house as a porn studio and you'll have to pay $1,500 to $2,000 a month for a license. People are saying that's bullshit. Do they mean that they don't like that or that they can't believe that

that will happen? Definitely don't like it. This is the real scary sex that's happening is the repression of sex due to a kind of misguided idea of morality and safety.

See, now, if we had an expert like, let's say, maybe like a Max Hardcore or someone like that that would drop in that could give some insight on it, I'm sure he would know more than I would. Well, I'm not sure.

I mean, we don't have Max Hardcore here, but we do have this rock and roll singer with that. Yeah. Watch out for my broom.

Okay, but in the meantime, let me introduce Kitty, kitty cat. Hi Kitty. AKA Kinky, Kinky Gaga. Kitty is a cat.

Kitty twinkle toes. Former dancer with the Joffrey Ballet. Now Kinky cat. Yeah, wow.

That is quite a job, that face. Thank you. Did you grow that out of your erotic persona? Yes, eventually it took a long time.

Wow, it's very impressive. Thank you. Yes, very, very beautiful and a little bit scary. Yeah, well, you know, wild cats.

Why? Cats, you know, bite. Cats are good. Well, I mean kittens, yeah, but you could be like,

what are you, like a panther? I am just representing the feline kind. Aww. You can consider me a domestic kitty, a tiger, a puma.

A puma? They're a cougar. A panther, a jaguar. Yeah.

A Siberian tiger. Pussy. There you go. Pussy.

Thank you. You know, some of those animals are dangerous. Yeah. Yeah.

But if you stroke him the right way. Aww. I know. We're good pussy.

And you squirt, if you, we stroke you the right way. Indeed. You gave a nice big squirt. Indeed.

Last time. But you said it wasn't as intense as the time that you did it with Ken Marcus. Indeed. Indeed.

But if you stroke his back. I know. I'm freaking out looking at George Bush engineering my show. Hey Max, what are you supposed to be?

You remember this guy, right? He fucked up everything. And then left Obama a little. And now we gave him a job.

He left him a pill. Why did he do that? I don't know. He shouldn't have a job.

Look at this fucking guy. He's from Texas. He stole enough money that he doesn't need a job. Well, there's no Republicans here.

Because if there are, you have to leave. Well, there is. That means engineering our show. That's all right.

We like Republicans. You've got to go. No. We like Republicans, right?

Well, boiled and well done. Boiled and well done. And cleaning the toilets is great too. Teach them a lesson.

The Republicans, you know, they need more help with sex. I mean, who do you get more looking for help? The really repressed people or the open people? Of course.

It's the repressed people that need the help. And the Republicans can afford it. Generally true. Right.

The Democrats, they're like trying to fuck interns. You know what I'm saying? You got a problem with interns? No, no, I got no problem.

Well, it's just cheap. It's cheaper. It's free. It's much cheaper than going to a DOM or a hooker like Republicans do.

Or getting yourself a real mistress that you put in an apartment. But remember, if I remember correctly under the Democratic government, it wasn't actually fucking the interns, or at least if it was. No, it wasn't.

It was not sexual. It was not sexual. No, I was just dipping the cigar and, you know, that kind of stuff. Simple stuff.

And it was a Cuban cigar. Cuban, right, which was totally legal. Hey, Billy, you're not supposed to be sticking Cuban cigars up there. And it was scary sex, you know.

The cigar was not lit. It wasn't that scary. I think it was scary. I think Billy enjoyed it.

And here we come back to why men sometimes enjoy scary sex. Because, you know, he could possibly be caught. He didn't want to be caught. I don't think he was trying to.

But there's no doubt that the fact, whoa, speaking of caught. Speaking of caught. There he is. Billy's back.

He could be caught. You're licking his head. I am. I am.

He's got, you know, he's hot. And partly because of that vulnerability. Because, you know, he, he does have his limits, his scary, scared side.

Oh, yeah. And is he in town? Isn't he somewhere? Is he in town?

No, I don't think so. He was going to come here tonight, but I think he had to catch a plane. Oh, yeah.

My hand. So I see I have some other interesting guests on my couch. So I think I'm going to have to get some of these guests onto the bed.

One is a very famous comedian. Yes. We won't mention. And I have a zombie.

So let's see how about we have Wednesday. Do would you like to model your outfit for us? Sure. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Okay. Kind of come on up here and leave a chair there. Do you need your, your handler to go with you?

Are you welcome? What kind of question is that? More than happy to. I'll be literally at the chair so that I can pay a little extra attention to Wednesday.

Yeah. Well, that's quite a laugh. Alright, so now I think we need a little music to have the Wednesday.

What? Wednesday Adams walk. Is it the black shirts? This way.

This way. Around, around. Maybe a little slower with a little wiggle to the walk. Okay.

A wiggle to the walk. Yeah, yeah. There we go. A walk at the wiggle.

Watch your step. Oh yeah. Yeah. Get in my glass.

Roll around. Watch your step. Roll around. Yeah.

Oh, she's hot. Well, here she is. Wednesday. AKA Marlowe.

Marlowe. Marlowe. Marlowe. So.

We should move this coffin here. And this is Corpsey's little head here. Corpsey? Where's Corpsey?

Okay. So, hey Darrell, how about you get in a chair? No, no, no. Oh, he's somebody else.

Oh, you're not Darrell? No. Are you Darrell? Yeah.

I thought maybe. Hey, step right up there. All right, Darrell. I mean.

Hey, why don't you sit at this chair? Yeah. So that my zombie friend here can come up here. All right.

Yeah. Darrell and I were at the bar. So what we're going to do is we're going to get this ship and we're going to put it in the desert.

And we're going to take over Las Vegas, right? Oh my God. Really? So what are you supposed to be?

A NASCAR freak? I got NASCAR pyjamas on. Yes. These are pyjamas?

Yes, because y'all know my podcast is a NASCAR podcast. Yes, I'm a black guy that likes NASCAR. And, uh-huh. It does seem like an oxymoron.

Not saying you're a moron. No, I was going to bring a surfboard, but that's awkward. Like what black guy surfs? All black guys like NASCAR.

So there we go. I love that word, by the way. Oh, Happy Halloween, everybody. Can you see through those glasses?

No. I can't see shit. I can't see shit. That's why it gets welfare, because it can't see.

You know what, Max? Kiss my whole ass and try to figure out how to think. Hey, no, listen, he was in Vegas and he met Mitt Romney. He ran right into him.

Yes, I ran into Mitt Romney. I was doing a show, Mitt Romney was in Vegas, and I had a badge because I was an entertainer, and the security escorted me away

because I just merely asked him one simple question. I was like, hey, Mitt, am I a person yet? Because according to Mormons, up until like 80, black people weren't people, so I was just wondering

whether I was a person yet. And they were like, excuse me, sir, could you follow us? I'm like, no, that's a simple question. Like, but he never answered.

So I don't know whether I'm a person yet. He said yes or no question. That's a yes or no question, and he hadn't answered it yet. He only talks to real people.

I take that as a no. I'm not going to pee in my pants. Oh my God, I just saw myself on the screen. Put your glasses on.

How do you see yourself on the screen if you can't see through the glasses? Okay, I lied. Oh my God, I look crazy as shit.

But you got the Halloween colors. Yes, I got the orange thing going on. And one of these lenses is Jimi Hendrix with lipstick. Fuck yeah.

All right, well, if you can't see what you're drinking, I guess you can drink more. Hey, I'm curious like a cat. Can I try on your, I can't see CC glasses?

Who is that? Who is that? You look like you're from the whiz. Okay, fuck it, I'll take it.

She needs to take a whiz. Yeah, you can try them on, sweetheart. Oh yeah. Hold up.

Hey, zombie, do it faster now, please. Oh, she was going to take them directly from you. Uh-oh, that's twinkle toes. Watch out, that's twinkle toes.

See what I mean? She got twinkies. Now you look a little bit like Garfield or something. Yeah.

Wait, does this work? Yeah, yes it does. It's trippy. It's like you have fly eyes.

Yeah. Uh-huh. It's a trip. Oh, hi, Dr. Suzy.

Oh, hey, hey, down. It's me. Hi, Dr. Suzy, that's you. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Those are cool, right? All right, well, pass them around.

They're worth a lot of money. Watch out, they're worth a lot of money. I didn't know that. You didn't know that, right?

Yeah, until this dude tried to buy them all for me. And I was like, screw you, they're worth money. I'm not selling them now. Kiss my ass.

Well, welcome, Darryl. Hi, Darryl. Thank you for having me, Darryl. Oh, you're welcome.

You're welcome. I'm just trying to pick. Whose butt is that over there? That's, what's his name?

No, no. His name? Yeah. It is a tranny butt.

Yeah, it's a tranny butt. Oh, it's not a tranny butt. Oh, my goodness. That's heavy, man.

Oh, it's not. It's actually very, very heavy. Hey, last time I was here. Heavy.

Hey, Max. Last time I was here, y'all had a fine ass transsexual. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That was a Mexican transsexual. She was fine. Foxy. Yeah.

She was fine as up. Foxy was last week. She was fine as up. Yeah, she was here last week.

I'm sorry. We don't have a lovely trans woman for you two. No, I didn't say I like them. No, you like them.

I just said that one was fine. We do have this facsimile that has an anal cavity. It's not the same because it's plastic and it's not murky. Danglers.

It's got danglers. Well, that's not colored like a Mexican. You know what? I'm going to shut the fuck up before I get y'all in some real trouble.

Okay, so let's introduce Brock. Brock Hard, the zombie. Hard. Post-Dead, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They lay on the glass. And where's the microphone?

What did you do with the microphone? Oh, yeah. What happened to the microphone? You didn't speak.

Can you speak? Yes, I can speak. Check, check, check. Check.

One, two, check. One, two, check. One, two. Yeah.

Yeah. So, Max Hard. There's a bunch of a lot of cool people here tonight including Susan Black. Yeah, let's give it up.

Yeah, doctor. Yeah. And we have Max Hardcourt meeting Brock Hard. I just, Max.

That's a good matchup. Max Hardcourt. Where's Max? Oh, sorry.

Is that Max Hardcourt? No. Oh, you didn't know. It's Halloween.

I just matched. Where's my broom? Your broom. Yeah.

Oh, there it is. Okay. We had a lovely show that we have here tonight. We do.

We do. And it's just getting going. What a well-organized group of juvenile delinquents we have here. It is very organized.

Yeah. Give it up. For the doctor. We're cute little kids.

Ow! We're just having fun. Yeah. Oh.

Yes, we are. And I would like to just say. Wait a minute. What's going on over here?

There's a little bit of subtle sex going on over here. A little subtle. That's pussy eating. If I ever seen pussy eating.

I like Wednesday's shoes. Subtle. Subtle, all right. And so you've got some interesting.

You know what? I've dreamed of this forever. Hosey. I've dreamed of seeing Wednesday Adams pussy getting eaten out forever.

And this is what you see here. Thank you, Dr. Seuss. On the Dr. Seuss blog show. This is a high class operation here.

Wednesday Adams is getting her pussy eaten by the devil. Well, I didn't picture that part, but it's close enough. You pictured yourself doing it, huh? I like Wednesday's shoes.

Yes. That was awkward. We need another microphone. We need another microphone.

Okay, okay. Take mine. Take that one. No.

You want mine? Where the fuck is the guitar coming from? Okay. I just want to make it clean.

Okay. This is hardcore guitar. I heard guitar and I was like, I'm not that drunk. Hell yeah.

See, because there might pass prop B, he's got to get new work. So he's practicing. There you go. It's all about the couples now.

No. Couple's size. Got to start exercising those other skills. See what you can do.

Or moving to Vegas. Mary Rich. Oh shit, that's funny as hell. Huh.

Okay. Don't let me stop you. Actually, I wanted to hear the slurping sounds. Oh, you motherfucker.

Oh, what do we got here? Oh, this is a vibrator. We're going to hear vibrating sounds. Is this like your favorite or travel vibrator?

This is wonderful. This is like Hitachi magic wand. Oh, yeah. Water proof.

What kind is this? This is a winnachi. A winnachi. I'm a huge appreciative of this.

Oh, I have one of those, but in blue. Oh, it feels good. Yeah, it's a good one. The wonderful thing about these is I...

It's a massager and it's being used as a massager right now. And the beautiful thing about it is, when I bring this out with me, I meet some nice young lady and I show her that it's a massager

and she immediately says, let me see and puts it on her snatch. Absolutely. This is a wonderful...

This is a wonderful way to increase intimacy. It is. It is. I'm feeling more fortunate.

And this would be a great Trally Brown special. Fuck the Great Pumpkin. And now I'm going to reassign this. Reassign it.

To its more appropriate conclusion. Okay. On this young lady. And now it is going into...

No, it's not. No, on onto. It is on the clitoris now. It generally gets a pretty good response.

I find... It's originally a massager, but I find it works for everything. How's it going?

Yeah. Sounds good. It's nicely adjustable. So I can tune it down to a level

that won't make her jump off the bed. As with all women. As with all women. Yes.

Violets, as she becomes more aroused, different things, different chemistry

and different physiological cues. It sounds like chickens come home to roost. It does. It's a bag of lobsters.

When she gets aroused, she has a... A bunch of cocks. It's a gaggle of cocks coming out.

A bunch of cocks. Yeah. How's it feeling? Oh, it feels great.

Don't you need to release your breasts? I think you should let those puppies free. How does this... Can I help?

Sure. The puppies. Oh, we have many bras on here. They're really strapped in here.

Yeah, we're really strapped in. Yeah, okay. Oh, that's fun. And the vibrator's going inside.

It's yummy. Just on the inside for now. Yeah. Or is it...

It looks like it's going between the lips, but not inside the pussy, right? That's right. Right now,

as you probably know from your own experience, some women who will, at the outset, consider a light touch to be all they can manage. And when they're a little more turned on,

they can handle a whole lot more. Some women will have... When you run my tongue over a nipple, and that's all the intensity they can handle,

but then when they're about to come 20 minutes later, they practically want me to chew those fuckers off. What level are you at on a scale of 1 to 10? I can't think right now.

That sounds like... Just say 8. No, you're leaning on a pumpkin. Maybe it'll be better.

Okay. Is it a great pumpkin? I understand. There's no closure from the sincerer.

There's nothing like a vibrator with Aerosmith playing in the background. Oh. Hardening nipples.

Are your nipples always hard, or are they a sign of your arousal? Oh, definitely aroused. Yes.

It's certainly not cold in here, so they're not a sign of that. Yes, there. As hard as Johnny's horns.

Yes, definitely. Oh, yeah. Put your body away from the view of this lovely... Is this carved in a heart?

Oh, look at this. Pussy hair is just carved into a heart. What can I say? I love my pussy.

Yes, yes. And your pussy spreads love, yes. That's true. It is a wonderful thing.

Well, can you guys see? I guess you guys can't see. Well, this is an amazing view. Maybe some of you should come up here

and have a look. There's always room for one more. Yeah, for sure. I think we need an evil angel.

They're small. Yeah. Okay. So everybody's getting drinks over there.

Are you going to do some nipple shots? Yes. Yes. Okay, come on up here for that.

Look at those wings. Nasty. They look like they're dipped in blood. Seems like your temperature is rising.

Yeah. Those nipples are really fun to play with. And here is, look at this beautiful, evil angel and this nasty zombie boy.

How do you do? So is this the first time you wore this costume? Yes, it's the first time. Okay, so I think we need some music

to strip some of it off, too. Right? Yes. This is the lovely Shea Golden

stripped by her zombie lover. And first she loses her wings. Sister Shea Golden. Look at that pretty pussy.

That is totally shaved. Oh yeah. He did it this time. Yes.

You got a zombie shave your pussy. Yes. Were you scared? A little bit.

A little bit. He did good. So you felt secure, but a little bit scared. So it was a turn on.

Yes. Did you come while he was shaving you? Yes. I have to admit.

You did? Yes. I thought maybe you would just get yourself worked up. I didn't ever notice you had this little playboy bunny.

Yeah. Look at that. Playboy there. Wow.

Okay. Off go the panties. Yes, but leave those spider web stockings on. Okay.

And here we go. The name of the game. I'm going to move the tranny butt. Yeah.

Okay. And he really shaved it good. So you really feel that time. He's making you all bloody.

Oh yeah. Oh. He's going to get you all bloody. So it'll look like you have your period.

He's starting out with red wings. Right. Usually you get the red wings from licking the girl with her period. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Definitely the walking dead. Yeah. Is it scary?

A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

And how are we doing over here? Pussy number one and pussy number two. Oh it's good baby. Yeah.

You know that's what zombies do is they eat you. There's something about cannibalism that's really exciting. Well, hi Chris. You're the only one at the microphone now.

How are you? I don't know. What are you supposed to be? A guy with a black eye?

Max is supposed to be a deadbeat rockstar living in the gutter on Sunset Boulevard back in 1982. Oh yeah. So you were in Max Hardcore's band? Yeah.

Probably. You were the drummer or the bass player or something? Guitar player. Okay.

Okay. And roadie. Out of work now. And roadie.

Oh yeah. Oh this zombie is really getting into it. Wow. Yeah.

And she's leaning up against the Sibian although it's not necessarily all about the Sibian. It's about the zombie. Yeah. Look at that.

And it's about the pussy. Yeah. Is she getting more succulent? Can't talk even.

That's good. Yeah. Okay. So I'm getting some more onlookers here at the NASCAR of sex here.

Oh shit. NASCAR. Yeah. This ain't NASCAR as we are.

Yeah. This is night of the fornicating dead. Oh. I think Max should play some black Sabbath since it's Halloween.

Yeah. I don't know if he can but you know. I'm still tripping off of the fact that Wednesday Adams is getting her pussy ate right in front of me. Yeah.

She is. Like it's people at home that feel the same way that I do like dog. And you always wanted to see your boobs too. Well I didn't see the boobs but I saw her pussy getting it.

Well you can see your boobs right here. Well I can't see that. I got the glasses on. Oh no.

Don't fool me like that. I know. Fool me twice. You have to get it.

This is fucking sweet. Yeah. She is. She's getting her pussy by the devil.

It's people at home that feel the same way that I do like man I can die in peace now. Oh yeah. There we go. Yeah.

There we go. Oh yeah. And the witches cauldron is now spilling forth the smoke. Whoa.

Yeah baby. Happy Halloween. There we go. Yeah.

This is some Halloween music for you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Scare.

Scare. Scare. Oh yeah. Can't you hear the hooker screaming in the background like let me out of this closet.

She didn't pay for this. Yeah girl. Let it go. Vocally.

Yeah. The furniture a little bit. Oh. The pumpkin pie.

We got 69 going on now brothers and sisters. No it's depressing. Good guys can eat pussy. I'm alive and I can't eat pussy like that.

Well it shows the hunker of the dead. There you go. That's depressing as hell. Maybe I need to die and try again.

One of these days. No no you need to practice with the peach cobbler pie. That's what you need to do. I hate peaches.

Well then do a cherry pie. I hate cherries. Well then maybe you need maybe probably do need to start over. Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Someone's calling kitty. Well kitty. What happened to Ozzie. I know it's.

Ozzie. Ozzie Ozzie. I went to the war pigs of the power. Okay.

Oh Ozzie Ozzie. Like witches at black bass. And how's this pussy eating going on here. There we go.

Yeah are you going to come for us. Does it excite you to be in front of all these people. Does it scare you. I think you should tune up your amp.

Yeah. Violet Marcel as Wednesday. Solo time. Being eaten by the devil.

Oh yes. I can die in peace now. Oh there we go. That wasn't me.

Oh there's a kitty kitty kitty kitty. Did you call for a kitty. I did. What the fuck.

Whoa. You're kitty kitty. Whoa a lot of sex going on. Yeah there's total sex here.

Whoa. A lot of licking and sucking and fucking. Wow. Not fucking quite yet.

Yeah there's a. Licking. They're doing pretty good. They're doing very good.

There's a busy bag up there. Great. What is that. So far we're just having democratics.

Wait a second. I'm a guest. I can watch this shit. Yeah.

Well you are watching this shit. Even through those glasses see. Jimi Hendrix would have loved this. Well he would be up on the bed right now.

If only if you were here. Yeah yeah yeah. And we are here brothers and sisters. We are celebrating Halloween.

Happy Halloween fuckers. Happy Halloween. A little scary sex. Ain't nothing scary about this sex we got.

Yeah we got 69. We got 68. We got Wednesday Adams getting her pussy eaten. Ain't nothing scary about Wednesday Adams getting her pussy eaten.

We got a kitty in the middle. Kitty is in stealth mode. Yeah. Maybe you should just crawl around in the cobwebs.

I will. There we go. Right. I hear some war pigs.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Night of the fornicating dead. Here on DrSuzi.tv.

Sometimes you have to feel a little fear. To get turned on. And they are going at it. Whoa.

Oh there we go. Careful. Oh yeah. Well a little scary sex here.

Right right right. Oh yeah. How out prepared. Oh look who's come to the bed.

Mr. Nazcar. Let's show your pajamas. Come forward. No it's actually.

He keeps turning. Yeah. Turn like a war machine. Yeah.

Turn around and around and around. Yeah. Yeah. Hey.

I'm happy to see you and it's a wallet in my pocket. Oh I think we're about to indulge in our absent. Oh no. No.

Why would you do that to me. You don't have to. Oh I am. I'm a drunk so I am.

It is a holiday drink. Oh yeah. Oh Kitty's got. Kitty's got a baseball bat.

Flash Brown's dick. In her hands. That's Flash Brown's dick. He was here a couple weeks ago.

Well. That's like a mold of his dick. He gave it to us. What does he play softball with it.

Yeah yeah he does. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah. And Kitty is getting very involved right now with Violet.

She is licking like a little kitty cat on Violet's very hard nipples. That is a very good kitty indeed. As she gets seduction expert Johnny Sopornos finger in her hot Halloween twat. I could not.

Hey for all of y'all that want to go trick or treating. Fuck you. This is the best trick or treat ever. No I think we got another treat for you.

We have our favorite. Absentee. Absentee. Okay.

Absentee is in the house. Oh my goodness. It's spilling. Cheers.

Cheers. Doc. Fuck. Thank you.

Well the pants are all bloody anyway. They might as well be covered with absentee. Hey Doc. Thank you so much for having me.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Here. You're going to drink with two hands.

Why don't you put one drink down and hold the microphone with the other one. You can do that. Right. Oh my God.

Doc. I've been trick or treating but never like this. No. No this is.

I think this is more than just trick. This is awesome. You know what. I'm kind of a nerd so to see a zombie eating pussy is like my fucking euphoria.

Do you like a sip of absentee? Yummy. Huh? It makes the heart grow fonder.

Now say it with the name of the drink. I said absentee makes the heart grow fonder. There you go. Okay.

And I'm just saying like me being a nerd watching a zombie pussy is fucking incredible. Yeah. Yeah. And he seems to be getting life.

That's how they spread zombieism. That's how they do it. She's turning into a zombie. Wow.

That's fucking cool. Hey walking dead. If y'all are watching this is a great storyline. Like if you want somebody to turn into a zombie eat some pussy.

I think Wednesday might be about to come. Scala 1 to 10 where's she at? Oh she's building up but I'm never in a hurry. But we have an end to the show.

Ah. She's a 7. Oh it's just Wednesday. Oh yeah.

She's starting to squirt a little bit. She's squirting. Oh. There we go.

There we go. Wednesday's squirting. Thursday's child. It's full of squirt.

It's been a fantastic Friday. Yeah. Would she like to ride the Sibian? I'm not so sure.

I think if you set it up for her I think she'd probably enjoy it. It's totally set up. But she would have to move. I think the answer is not right now.

She's on the verge. She's on the verge. This is Wednesday Adams. AKA Violet.

Marcel. There you go. Take a deep breath. There you go.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Breathe into that finger. Breathe into it.

Take a deep breath. Let it out. Yeah. And squeeze that finger with your PC muscle.

And release it. And squeeze it. And release it. Breathe deep.

Oh yeah. Almost. I need my microphone holder. Where's Teja?

Can't do this. That's why I had assistance. Where's Teja? Yes.

Would you like to help me? Here. Come on up here. Pretty.

Yeah. I can't get my cat to fucking shit in the litter box. But having a cat eat your nipple must be cool as shit. It is.

It's just a question of when they bite. That might be a little tough. Here. You want to hold this mic?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hold it.

Hold it up to people that are talking. Oh, now I'm going to take a break. And let everyone know. I haven't given out the number.

Oh, there's my dry ice. Double, double. Toil and trouble. Oh, the dildos are in here.

Wow. Oh, yes. Bobbing for dildos. But we don't want to do that in the dry ice, do we?

No. We have to get the dry ice out. But there are dildos for the bobbing for dildos segment. Which we're going to have to do soon.

So right now. I was going to say something, but that's too easy. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Actually, that's right. You have to move out of the way. Unless you want to take all your clothes off and join in. No, no, no.

No, no, no. Okay. Now you could get in there and just let's try to get some of her. Very, very, like on the edge, sighing.

I think you have to get a little closer. Little, yeah. Sigh. She is just on the edge of Halloween.

The cusp of the witching moment. So who do I got out here? All my guests are gone. Where the hell are they?

What? Oh, okay. I'm still here. Who's still here?

Oh, Chris. Hello. You're here. Okay.

Yeah. And you have the black eye. She disappeared. Yeah.

There are some obstructions. Oh, there we go. I can see. What do we need?

They told me I had to move. Someone moved the bloody clothing. All right. Okay.

We are bringing you a fan because it's hot here in the graveyard. Oh, and here we go. Yeah. You naughty little angel.

Yeah. I got to say thank you to Dr. Suzy. Yeah. You made every nurse dream come true.

Well, thank you for your appreciation. You've made every nurse dream come true because Wednesday Adams is about to bust a nut. So this is fucking awesome. I think she is.

No, she is. She's on the verge. You feel it. You feel it.

Yes, she is. You feel the force. She is because. We can feel the energy.

Yes. Because my NASCAR pajamas are at go. So I know she's about to bust a nut. Oh, yeah.

This is awesome. Yeah, she is. Have they kicked into overdrive? Well, she's now using the vibrator.

There we go. So that's a good sign. She's going to put it right where she wants it. Just right in that millimeters.

How can you beat a zombie getting his dick sucked in Wednesday Adams about to bust a nut? Right. This is a nurse dream come true. Thank you so much, Dr. Suzy.

Oh, hold on. Inaction here. The fornicating dad. Here she comes.

Wednesday. Violet. Yes. Yeah.

Go, girl. Go. Dead sister. Violet.

Yes. The devil made you do it. I know. I know.

Oh, yeah. There we go. Good girl. Good girl.

Let's hear it. There we go. There we go. And brother Johnny.

Clap people. The devil made her do it. She did good. And you did good.

With the microphone. Thank you very much. Yeah. Whoa.

Whoa. Yeah. Night of the fornicating dead here on Dr. Suzy. Dot TV.

I did not know the dead kids have sex. Yeah. Interesting. The dead can do a lot of things we don't know about.

Apparently. Because we aren't. We better get dying. The fucking dead stick is hard longer than mine does.

That's right. They call orgasm. The little death. The petite more.

Okay. Oh, sure. This absent is no joke. It's a spot, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. It's right at the spot, doesn't it? Yeah.

Fornication brothers and sisters, the zombie is fucking the evil angel. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. He's fucking that pussy. Oh, yeah. Fucking that pretty pussy.

Oh, yeah. Oh, and he's infecting her with his bloody. Giving it to her, giving her his zombie blood. And she likes it.

How about that? Brothers and sisters. He likes it. He likes it too.

Yeah. Oh yeah. And there they go. Night of the fornicating dead.

AKA Night of the fucking dead. You know what? I used to be scared of horror movies, but not anymore.

Yeah, you know? Because there can be a happy ending. Yes. I'm not scared of horror movies no more.

No. Thank you guys. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Zombie fucking. There we go. I'm going to watch horror movies from now. Oh yeah.

The horror. The pleasure. The power. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Don't let the pumpkin fall on her head. Oh yeah. Yes.

Oh yeah. Good heart. I didn't know zombies could fuck that good. Yeah.

I thought they'd be all like desiccating and stuff. But some of them are very strong. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes. But that evil angel, she is now turning zombie. Oh no. Oh yes.

Oh yes. Getting fucked so good. And of course brothers and sisters in the missionary position. Woo hoo.

See this is what happens when you go to church. You have sex with zombies in the air. Yeah. This is the dead brothers and sisters.

That's our Halloween for you. Yes. Feel that fear. And infuse it into your erotic life.

And here she goes brothers and sisters. The kitty cat is stripping down. Oh kitty's getting naked. Right.

Well you know most cats don't wear clothes. Oh shit. Exactly. Little fur.

Oh yeah. There she goes. The naked cat with nothing but a tail. And ears.

She still has a tail? Yeah. Look at this tail. Oh shit.

Sweet. Turn around. It's magic. Oh she needs to put her socks on.

Don't hurt yourself now. You did that before. Yeah. I got a kitty by the tail.

Oh where's that microphone? Oh there's Batman here. Whoa. Oh the evil angel is coming.

Yeah. Shay Golden is coming. Where's the microphone? Someone get the microphone on her.

Yeah I know. I gotta get it. Whoa where's that mic? You've got it.

Yeah. When I say where. Okay here. Oh yeah you're getting fucked real good aren't you.

Yeah you're getting fucked by a zombie. What's it like to be fucked by a zombie? Awesome. Yeah baby.

Happy Halloween. Okay the cat found some yarn. Yeah. There we go.

Cats love to play with yarn. I know. It's not bad for a washed up porn director. I sort of taught him how to play so.

Yeah. It's halfway decent. By the way I am taking notes. You are taking notes.

Yes I am taking notes. For how to be a zombie fucker. For how to use my dick. What little one I have I'm taking notes on that shit.

First of all you cover yourself with blood. Fake blood. You still may want to practice on some pies first. Practice on some what?

Some cherry pies first. Okay go. Oh my god the cat is butt naked. This is lovely.

She has a tail. Oh. Just keep going. I think she really is turning into a zombie.

There we go. Fucking tell me how much you like that dick. Tell me how much you like that zombie dick. How much you like that zombie dick.

I fucking love this dick. What is kitty cat up to? Kitty cat. Kitty kitty kitty kitty.

Yes. Oh my god. Smearing that blood all over that baby pussy. Yeah.

I'll say what's going to happen here. Oh I don't know. This is now kitty cat spanking the zombie. Spanking the zombie.

It's about time someone spanks a zombie around here. While the zombie eats the angel pussy. The evil angel pussy. And now the kitty is getting behind the zombie.

And really spanking the zombie. A little bit harder kitty. Oh blood and guts it looks like. Kind of gross.

But you know in grossness is sex. Yeah. And brothers and sisters. I would like to have a big hand now.

For our fornicating zombie couple. Brock hard. And evil angel Shay golden. Yeah.

With kitty the spankerette. Yeah. Yeah there we go. Oh yeah.

Woohoo. And let's all round up all the guests here now. I'd like to round up the guest producer. And let's all give our Halloween greetings.

Oh yeah. Okay you want to ride the Sibian for a climax? Yeah you could. While we're gathering everyone together on the microphones.

Come on get on the microphones everybody. Kitty is going to ride the Sibian. Here she goes. Kitty.

Kitty twinkle toes a.k.a. kinky gaga. She's been crawling around. Licking nipples. And now she's riding that Sibian.

Ken. Ken you gotta help us out here. Kitty needs you. Yeah there you go kitty.

Okay where's the mic? Oh here it is. Can you hold the mic? Can you hold the mic for me?

Somebody hold the mic. Here we go. Oh yeah here we go. Oh she's squirting.

She's squirting and is anyone taking a picture? Yes. Squirting kitty twinkle toes. Let's hear it.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Witches and bitches. Vamps and tramps. She goes.

Yeah. Kitty twinkle toes kinky gaga. Whoa. Let's hear it for sister Kitty.

And her squirting pussy. Whoa. And master Ken Marcus please. He wants another one.

One more. One more. It's Halloween. Yeah Halloween.

Trick or treat. Yeah. Here she goes. There she goes.

Oh yeah. Oh she's squirting again or is that the wind? Oh I know it's pretty. Okay brothers and sisters.

Well we will finish it in the after party. Because this is great. Now she can't get down. Okay maybe you do have to do one more.

Okay one more. And she is doing something. This is a moment. Oh well.

Alright let's hear it for Kitty and Ken and Chris. And Shay and Brock. Oh yeah. Thank you.

Okay so I think we're going to say good night to everybody. Where's the microphone? Alright so whoa. Kitty how you do?

I'm hot. Alright so let's hear it from our evil angel who's now become a zombie. How was your Halloween so far? Fucking awesome.

Yes you got fucked real good. Hell yes I did. Come in here for a few weeks now. It's the first time fucked on the show.

Yes. Did the Sibian, did some vibrators. Now finally fucked. Okay finally fucked.

Well it's the after party too. And here's the fucker. Hey Mr. Zombie. Hello hello how are you?

How's your Halloween? It's going awesome the best Halloween ever. Best Halloween ever. At the Institute.

Thank you. You can find me at Brockhard XXX on Twitter. And at Shay Golden XXX7 on Twitter. 7.

And also Ideal Image. Corey Ideal Image. Alright yeah we love him. Okay and where are my other guests?

What happened to them? Let's see. Well how about Johnny and Marcel come on over here. And tell us where we can find you.

Here take the mic. Yeah. How you doing there? Oh that was great.

Yeah that was awesome. That was quite an orgasm. That was a good one. That was worth the wait.

Good things come to those who wait. Pretty earth shattering. Yeah. Actually I was expecting more of a teargasm.

Which is basically the way it usually happens. A teargasm. She starts crying uncontrollably. While saying I don't know why I'm crying.

I'm so happy. I'm squirting all over the bed. I didn't want to ruin my makeup. I appreciate it.

No no she looks fresh as a daisy. But certainly vocalized quite a bit. Yeah a lot of vocalization. So you have a good Halloween?

So far so good I have to say. Alright and welcome back to the Speakeasy. Hope to see you again soon. And where do we find you on the web?

www.pilotmarcel.com And you? There. I hope we get a chance to talk a lot after this show is over.

Because a bunch of things I'd like to discuss with you. That I think you'll appreciate. Okay well we'll do that at the bar. Sounds like a winner.

So who else do I have to hear from here? Ken Marcus. When are you moving to Vegas Ken? Turn the mic on please.

Hello are we there? Kenmarcus.com You can find pictures of Shea Golden there too. Without the blood.

And a whole bunch of other folks with Teja and Liam. That looks just like a penis only smaller. Yeah let's get these bonobos over here. So Ken what do you want to say politically about voting and stuff?

No on B right? No on B absolutely. That has an opportunity that lives in LA County or in California. Vote no on B.

And let's hope that there is still such a thing as pornography after the election. Well pornography will never die. It just might be that the industry goes out of Los Angeles. And all the money that goes with it.

Like all the other things that the Republicans have done. They'll ship it to another country where they can get it cheaper. And we'll lose it here. Well yeah other countries.

I mean why do you want to pay anybody here? Other states? Just thank God that we live in Los Angeles County that has so much money that we don't need the tax revenues from a billion dollars.

There you go. So we're a rich city right? We're certainly rich in talent right? They're all leaving.

Yeah of course they're all leaving except us. No you're going to have to go too. Yeah you're as matter of fact the door is right. See the timer says exit.

They're going to send me back to prison or something? What are you joking? Well the times are always a change in aren't they? Times are changing and we're winning Ken.

We're winning. I don't know what we're winning. We're winning. Yeah of course we're winning.

We've got more naked women, more naked guys and more perversity and more sex than the world has ever seen. A million years they see it in just a few minutes. Billions and billions of things of information in sex and pussies and cocks.

You think the Bible has something to say? Well yeah Max but if they have to wear condoms they're not going to do porn anymore in LA. Well no you have to get a sound studio. Sound studios are exempt.

No. No studios are exempt. They have to pay the fee and every shoot they have to register. They have to pay a fee to the mafia and make sure that the condoms get put on properly.

You want to work in the city you better pay me because I work over at the city and I need some money. I think there will be some funny sitcoms made with these condom inspectors. I can't wait to see what happens. If you want to do business here you got to give the license from me.

I got your license right here. Alright brothers and sisters we'll vote no on B and vote for the big O okay. And wear your condoms if you wish. Or take them off if you don't fucking care.

Doesn't matter. And follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure. We're all going to die one way or another. Yes.

Make like bonobos not baboons. Make love not war okay. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if it's scary you know you can play with fear and sex just don't do anything scary.

And no rape is not sanctioned by God okay. And a baby that is made from rape is not meant to live unless the mother wants that baby to live okay. So make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. Happy Halloween. We need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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