Sex & “The Republican Brain”

Full transcript of Sex & “The Republican Brain” on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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brain and bodies. And every once in a while we get soulful. Oh, yeah It's all improvisational comedia, erotica.

So we have a plan, but we know that the best laid plans may not get us laid the way that we plan. The plan, brothers and sisters,

is to do some surgery. That's why I'm wearing my rubber gloves, which happens to be a fetish for some people.

I think everything is a fetish for some people and tonight, we're going to do a little brain surgery.

On? Well, it's an election year if you're listening to us live or watching us in our tricked out convention center here on Dr. Susie.tv.

Yeah. It's almost convention time if you're listening live or watching and we are going to explore, dissect,

and enjoy, perhaps stimulate, hmm,

the republican brain. That's right, brothers and sisters. What with all of these republicans spouting off about

legitimate rape? And there's no such thing as evolution and taking away women's rights to our own bodies.

Talking about a war on porn and the rest of the internet. And

with all that going on and more, we got to put on our rubber gloves and explore. And

what better? Oh, by the way, of course you can see they are blue rubber gloves because I'm from California, the blue state of the bluest of the blue. And

yeah, I am very honored and excited to have as a guest

on Skype. He's on the phone. Okay. Well, let's say howdy on the phone to

bestselling author of the republican brain, the science of why they deny science and reality. Chris Mooney. Hello, Chris.

Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay, I'm hearing you very soft, but thank you for having me. Oh, it's my pleasure. I've really been enjoying reading your book. Uh, I'm sorry you can't watch us on Skype because I have a republican brain from a very swelled head. Well, thank you for having one.

I know it's not you personally, but thank you for having the book. Oh, yes. I I'm I'm very excited about the book. It's on the cutting edge of a new kind of of science of psychology

that explores brains and motivated reasoning. And uh, and and this is, you know, focused on the republican, the conservative the kind of, well, you describe it. What kind of brain are we talking about here?

Uh, well, certainly they're all human brains, but uh, what the book is about is why liberals and conservatives can't agree and see the world so radically because they're really reporting on all the science and it's really quite considerable suggesting that people who go to the left and people who go to the right are just different people at the level of

psychology at the level of even some, you know, physical responses to then yes might be involved. Wow. Well, it's it's a combination of nature and nurture and we we all I mean we're we're all different combinations of hormones and brain waves and uh different motivations that make us think and act the way we do

but republicans in particular, I mean here we are in an election year and they're spouting off maybe a little more than usual. You can tell I'm I'm from California blue state and uh, I've got my blue rubber gloves on for the brain work here. Uh What is that about when they say uh, when they talk about something like legitimate rape that just makes absolutely no sense

to liberal ears? No, but I think that it actually makes a lot of sense if you if you know the right then that's the kind of thing actually there's a new study that I'm writing about the liberals, you know, not only do they think let's take a You know, you shouldn't tell kids that condoms don't work

and that's what this education does, you know, they can't just have their morals and they have to believe that the world works in a position, uh, would involve and we think of that as as that they're lying just what Todd Akin was doing, uh, when he made this horrendous horrendous comment about quote-unquote legitimate

and we just think either they're they're lying just because they get paid a lot more money than liberals do, right? or not all of them, but yet or that they're just massively ignorant uh, but it really is I mean, I mean it could be a combination of those things plus they're kind of authoritarian

A closed way of thinking and as opposed to open way of thinking Uh, and I mean it sounds a little bit like we're we're painting people in a black and white way Which I don't know. I mean I I'm always surprised to find republicans here at The speakeasy, but by the way if there's any republicans you can leave now

Max tries to ban them, but you know republicans want sex too. We're all sexual creatures And uh, and you know, I mean when uh in private life, I think we're a lot more alike than than we're different But on this public stage with this competition, uh, there's uh, there's all these differences Right. Yeah. Well, look, let's make it a little less black and white. Uh after doing this book, uh

Some psychologist who read the book pointed out something that I'd also learned about myself in doing the book Which is that I I've you know, I'm a liberal and I uh, and I didn't really know into Openness open-mindedness is this key Who's wanted to try out new things new ideas new experience put at the center of the book explaining why liberals are

Are different than conservatives and what I think many conservatives do probably probably more than liberals do Which is called conscientiousness, which is wanting things to be on time wanting to keep your house Need you know liking liking to have an old personality trait too. It tends to make you conservative in me. It didn't Or maybe I'm a blend, you know, I mean this is this stuff is complicated, but we're talking about aggregates

I'm talking about large numbers of people and uh, this stuff is borne out Well, I mean I kind of you know veer towards liberal, of course, but I like to be organized Although I did start the show late, huh? And uh, and you know, I mean I like to have a combination of of different types on my team

You know, you don't want everybody to be all the artsy types. You want a few organized Paranoid people on your team to make sure the show starts, you know reasonably on time, right? Yeah, uh, so it's it's good to have a team It's good to work together and and we've been so uh at odds with each other

I think because of uh for various factors Uh a lot of greed on the part of of certain people running both parties But especially the republicans are the big welfare Users, right? Well, that's true. They're the biggest welfare. They get bailed out between wall street

Like, you know, if you're poor and everything and you need 10 bucks to eat And the military the military and wall street. It's all the wealth. They're all on welfare All the republicans are on welfare with their farms. They're everything, you know, they're really good at Double talk and this book explains it all for like, you know, these liberals we we don't we didn't have a

blow-up doll of an elephant and a donkey So we've got a lamb because the liberals are a little bit like lambs the democrats So we got this blow-up lamb and of course, you know, a lot of the guys in the ass Well, you know, I'm just saying and and then we have this pig

Who is representing the elephant? Uh, republican, of course, has a flag on his back and um A strap on dildo for a nose And oh gosh, he's got another dildo for a tail

Very republican and he's riding the Sybian. He's having a good time You know, republicans sometimes seem to have a You know more fun than democrats. I think that's one of the problems. We don't know. They pay We have to show fun more they pay hookers. Yes. Yes, they do

Liberals are always wanting to get it for that. That's one of the things, huh? What is that about? Well, you know, actually the fun comment is pretty interesting. I mean Okay, so first of all, there's a huge amount of subjectivity here But there is

Research and it's really interesting suggesting that conservatives report, you know higher contentedness or happiness And we tried to you know, personal sense of well-being and we tried to figure out why that would be and I think that first of all It is this sense of being really sure of yourself and not needing

Question that liberals are always tithering gives that to people so um But I also think liberals one of the things that liberals tend to have more of is neuroticism and that doesn't make you very happy So, uh, I think that that's in the mix there, too

It makes you more right Would you rather be right or happy? I don't know. See, I think that's what appeals to a lot of people about About uh, conservatism, but you know, I want to say something, you know, this is my my I guess Personal message before I introduce my other guests and I hope you stick around chris for a few minutes at least

Uh, I want to say, you know, I I understand the appeal of republican You know happiness and and thinking that you're right and and believing all the way and go team go and following the leader And all that stuff is is maybe more reassuring Then, you know, just really checking out all the science and and all the you know, all the different

explanations, but hey Who do we want in charge of the country? We want somebody who's not just going to give us a fairy tale and then lead us down the primrose path We want somebody who's going to get the facts right. I think so I think we got to we got to kind of vote with our brains

Right if we vote and uh and and not and not our I'm a majority. I don't vote Right. I'm a majority of americans. I don't vote and you're also very sure of yourself even though you're a democrat Or i'm not a democrat. You're not really a democrat. I'm a monarchist. You're a monarch and an anarchist and an anarchist, right?

There are two political systems. Where does he fit in? There's there's the monarchy And then there's the anarchy who tries to overthrow the monarchy so they can become the monarchy And that's the way that works. Yeah, but you usually favor the democratic. I favor the democrats Yeah, you know candidates more than the republican. Yeah, well, I I don't want thieves in office

You know stealing my shit from the bank and stuff You know Right on they're they're all liars. I mean, you know these people You know they they they do it to the peasants, you know, they got the peasants believing that they should get tax cuts

Right, and they're there on the welfare state when the biggest well that's really disgraceful recipients are the military and wall street Oh, yes, little piggy turned into an elephant We love you too. We want you to be on our team because you know, you're very sexy

And uh, and and hey, you know, we want all types of personalities on our team So republican brain We're gonna massage you a little bit with some porn stars and other interesting guests that I have here

In uh in the speakeasy tonight and we're gonna continue to talk to chris mooney Who is the author of the republican brain and we appreciate your joining us tonight all the perverts here This is the pervert wing of the democratic party chris. You know that right? Very important wing

Well, actually when jimmy carter not jimmy carter when Billy when billy was running the first time around billy Clinton We were right in the middle of the convention center. So we were blocked off Nobody could come in or come out

and one night A friend of ours whose name I should not mention Brought in these these suits these they're all dressed up very nice And I was filming behind the camera

And then all of a sudden I I saw they were spanking each other And pulling their pants down Only later did I find out that that was billy clinton's Los angeles team

So it's actually a great footage that I want to pull out at some point But no hookers were involved. They were all doing it to each other. Yeah, they were just doing it to each other You know, the republicans are the ones that actually pay the the hookers, you know Uh, but the secret service mostly republicans because they had fun in south america. What's everybody's talking at once?

Uh that maybe I can I can share What was that if you'd like, I mean, you know Liberalism is all about sensation seeking Uh, and your personality type open to experiencing more liberal

And so you've got people who are craving different things different experiences and try different kinds of sex So, I mean, I think it's I think it's completely fit Republicans probably are pretty happy. They're probably happier one marriage for their whole oh, no, no, no, no, no That's not true. I I I know this because I I have a secret life. Well, it's not really secret except

Other people give me their secrets. I am their mother confessor I am a sex therapist in private practice And most of my clients are republicans and conservatives all over the world different types very politically conservative people Those are the people who have the most vivid

Erotic fantasies and have the greatest need for therapy As well as to act it out with professionals As well as the money to do so, you know, uh, so

Yeah, they're you know sex is often the side that that balances people out, you know When when they're very rigid on the outside, then they have these seething sexual fantasies Liberals kind of sort of live out their fantasies. So they're they're not that seething With uh with repressed desires that must be talked about

To a therapist a lot of the republicans wanted in from behind Oh, yes, that's why my elephant here has a dildo stuffed up his butt here. All right, you know, um right under the tail See it's very well placed. Okay. So, uh, and and what did you think of my tweet? about bonobos and chimpanzees I think that republicans are more like common chimps

and Bonobos are more like democrats Right people are nodding. Well, I I love that tweet and I was trying to think about how How we could

Say this, uh, whether we're just saying it is an analogy or whether we're actually saying that It's some kind of scientific point that can be made. I mean, I you know, I actually was like to see my first bonobos at the Zoo in berlin, you know, they have a lot of bonobo in us Um, I think the question is

Well, that's because you're a liberal that's why you don't have an easy answer So I'm just going to say republicans common chimps and baboons as well and uh and bonobos Democrats. All right, so I'm going to move on to my bonobos in the room Although some of them might vote republican. I don't know but no, they're making faces. Okay. The first one is an angel

Okay, and uh, oh my goodness. This does look like something that would show up in a republican convention A beautiful angel, uh named Elena Fucking ray How's that?

Wow Elena Elena ray welcome To the speakeasy. Thank you So this is your first time here And uh and did tasia dress you as an angel or is that your fantasy to be an angel?

Well, we saw the halo and everyone was like it totally goes with your outfit and apparently I look like an angel Yeah, you do look like an angel. So Yeah, I decided to say she's really really bad. Okay. There's josey cat Josie cat is the devil to

Get a close to your microphone. I've been called that many times Okay, I'm used to it and that Michael on the way was telling me how I'm going to hell I'm gonna quickly and I'll be stuck there with the last the last time I did an appearance here I remember a guy that was in fishnets and his junk was like getting squeezed through the fishnets and he was

You'll be stuck in hell with that guy. Okay. You know where you're going. Well, he was a nice guy You know, I'm a liberal though. You sound a little bit like a republican there um, no, I think I think if I think

All of them are bad because they're all run by the lobbyists lobbyists like one Santos Okay, what kind of brain thinking is that chris when when they say all of them are bad Well, I mean technically that would be an absolute statement. So, uh, you know You can't know anything about a person's one thing they say but that's uh, certainly kind of a

It's not a nuanced statement Yeah Hypocritical people tend to you know Try to maintain their power people in power tend to develop hypocrisy

It's it's kind of like power corrupts and and and more power corrupts even more, right? So but you have to run society somehow you you got to do that unless you want like max anarchy Okay, uh, so anyway, so think about that. All right, and I'm going to introduce presley carter What up? Welcome to the womb room, baby

It's dope. How you doing? I'm pretty good. Pretty good. Okay. You got your your hat on are you democrat or republican libertarian or vegetarian? I just I just like to fuck You like to fuck

Yeah Well, I just want to do the fuck I want to do and nobody's gonna tell me No one's going to tell you different. Well, that sounds a little bit libertarian. I would say right No one's going to tell me what to do

Right, okay, so uh, if I want to go on fuck whoever the I'm going to do whatever I want to do Okay, and I guess you would in turn want to have control medical control over your body Like the condom law if I want to go fuck on camera. I'm going to go fuck on camera. Okay. You know what I'm saying? It's no Well, I I think with all of that fucking

In your in your plan That you probably would want to vote democratic. I don't know if you vote. Absolutely, right. Absolutely. Okay. Well, there you go So you did pick a side. I did. Okay. Good for you. I've got some anger You're hiding a brain. I saw it here. Okay. Well that you know, I mean we should get some

You know some steam going here. We have an election year going on porn stars have to care Okay, and I have Courtney comes Come just come Casey kasey

You know Okay, kasey come you want to know what though everybody does that you got to talking to your microphone to assert Can you hear me? Yes Everybody ends up calling me Courtney comes I guess there is a Courtney

Yeah, there's a Courtney comes and then there's kasey comes and then there's kasey come, you know Let's let's get nuanced here folks. I mean there's a difference between Courtney comes and kasey come You know, I mean there's a lot of names that that run together in my head and uh, and welcome to the show You're here with presley. I see you guys are sort of in a in a gang in a team

Road dog All right, all right, watch out. Yeah, okay, and now we have here mr. Smith comes to the speakeasy Uh Yeah, that's very interesting

Yeah, it's interesting, right? I mean so far and you haven't even Gotten into it. No Can I get anything? No, no, you're you're the one guy among all these girls the other guy so far is on the phone So you got a good situation. Yeah

So, uh, so you're a rapper. Yeah, is that the definition, right? You hang with porn stars, which I guess is part of the definition. Coolest fuck, right, you know, right Cool people hang with the hot people. Yeah sex all night Yeah, I do music and uh

Uh, I'm aspiring so and very good. I might say I mean everybody check out mr. Smith If you if you're on the computer, you know, go to youtube check out mr. Smith and his raps. They're very good There's including one that's actually kind of relevant to the subject called elect me Yeah, how did you know about that? How did you find that? I I am industrious like a republican

But I am a democrat and I did homework. I looked it up and I listened to it and I enjoyed it That's me only I listened to it once so I don't know the word so you have to do a little bit of it for me, please I'm a magical talented humanly supernatural blonde. We eat his tropical growing up from the patio I'm mad at though doing some surgery grazing at a young weather than an aquatic my static to these fanatics

It's got them acting the static some be acting pragmatic some is melodramatic my swag's over the attic Mean is shooting through the roof my lyrics are crying mean they shooting through the both you goofing in the spoofing me I'm serious. I was big plotting when adi mirth was delirious eight years later. I was stopping my mama periods 16 after that and I'm making the game a serious

Yeah But you didn't get to the elect me part You didn't get to the elect me part. It just elect me. I didn't say it like that. Should I say how I said it? Yeah, say how you said it elect me. Yeah

That's supposed to sound like a politician I just feel like me personally I just feel like everybody got a free spirit They got the will to vote whoever they want to vote for so yeah, I agree I ran for president once and I ran for vice president another time

So well worked for me I got some groupies. I had a good time, you know, I got some votes and and I I said my piece, you know, but it's it's a it's a lot of work. I don't always want to want to run And I didn't win which you know

Would have been more work and I would have been co-opted. I wouldn't be that the free spirit that I am today Trying is trying is the best thing. Yeah so, uh, so Well, I think I've introduced all these lovely people here

Uh, so far, but then there's a whole row in the back here Um, so do any of the people here that are Lined up. I mean, are you curious about brain surgery? What what are you? What one of the projects that I'm hi, I'm jesse cat. Hey, jesse cat

And I I sing for the band peasant and I've been doing punk rock for a long time and actually I brought you a book it's Because I do pin up too and uh

Hold the book in front of you till the camera people get stimulating for the brain, but it's stimulating for other parts So, uh, a lot of pictures of you. Wow Nice. Yeah, hold it. Hold it up. She's got michael sim does michael simons as a manager or friend or We uh, well, we're working together. I've been doing uh videos for my band and they've been very, uh

fetish style with a lot of uh Craziness going on and I submitted them last year to los angeles fetish film festival and michael accepted three of my videos And um, I had such a good time and we became friends and we started working together and now I'm producing one of the nights for the next Event which is going to be uh, my night will probably be sometimes towards the end of september and then the other two not

October 4th, okay We we're going to be doing october so um michael you could tell them the rest of the information Since you said who's in the back and we brought the nylon girls, which we're debuting

They're fucking hot man Wow, okay. Well, they're worth the wait. Yeah, well, we're uh, we're definitely going to get into nylon and uh, and and All my exciting guests here

But I want to know a little bit more before I let my author guest go About your uh, your brains Um, chris, are you there?

Yeah, yeah, I'm here. I'm I'm having a little it's kind of going in and out, but I'm here Yes, well, uh, can could you hear my guests? Did you hear the rap? Uh, I I could but I'm just afraid that I'm not hearing as well as I would like Well, what I'm wondering is there there's so many, um, there's so many people that

Benefit more from democratic policies than republican policies, but are just Not all that political, you know Uh, and I guess that's part of the liberal brain the open brain the less authoritarian brain So how to motivate people like that? I mean in a way obama did it

In the in in the last election. He he had a lot of music. Oh, he did. He really motivated a lot of people who who don't usually vote and, uh, porn stars wrappers, uh, all kinds of people So how are we going to do it again this year?

Well, luckily now that he's the establishment of obama's opposition this time around isn't doing itself any favors Uh, so he might just win by default, but he certainly was inspiring When he ran in 2008 and then he lost The inspiration and I think that's partly because he fell prey to a classic liberal

Fault which is making things too complicated. It's up their mind Well speaking of fire in the belly. Does anybody here in my womb room whether you're Introduced or not have fire in the belly to ask my guest Author of the republican brain best-selling author chris mooney a question or make a comment about the book

Yes, michael simmonds Come forward to a microphone. Let's see. What lovely which of these lovely ladies. How about the angel? Why don't you come up here on stage with me? Yes, alaina

You come up on the stage and michael can get into the microphone and talk loud so chris can hear you all the way And where are you chris? Uh, i'm currently hanging out in uh, west virginia in west virginia. That sounds like a republic in vassity Virginia is very very conservative virginia

This is my question chris is uh, we were talking about lobbyist earlier my brain Right josey cat was talking about lobbyists. I I want to make a broad statement. I'd love to hear your reaction. I think all lobbying should be made Illegal is there any sense to that statement?

You'd never be able to that is a liberal statement. No, it was No, he he I mean michael thinks that all lobbying should be made illegal because the lobbying Is is made by the wealthy for the most part. That's lobbies is wealthy people the Wealthy corporations not even people and and the military of course and and military contractors

And so you end up Getting money for that stuff, you know and getting politicians in those pockets And it's true that they tend to put a little more money into republican pockets, but they put it in democratic pockets, too I think uh, one of the problems is is that uh, if

You can sort of remove yourself from the onslaught of all media And just kind of get into the realization that most western countries Manufacture weapons of every kind and sell them and it's a trillion dollar industry a year Yet we're trying to find peace yet. We're arming every single us and all of the most powerful nations

We're just arming and arming and arming And I've been around a long time and my feeling is this is all going to come to a very terrible head Well, that is a liberal way of feeling i'm thinking That's a liberal brain, isn't it? Oh very much so. Yes, and I must say I share that view, you know

I'm all for dropping bras not bombs and uh, and and yet this this book Really kind of conveys like how the republican brain Gravitates to having a strong military because they're all so Fucking paranoid they're they're just worried about you know getting

Pulverized dr. Suzy there's isn't there like two train of thoughts of living Like kind of being open and free and accepting versus living life in total paranoia exactly what the book shows Is that there is that and you know, we all have an open side and a and a paranoid side And I mean you could say if you don't want to be so quality, you know sort of uh judgmental. It's not paranoid

It's a need for closure And it also makes people I mean republicans are just so focused You know democrats all want to play well, it's the it's the republican idea of control Which is like I think uh, so well

Added up basically in their wanting to control women's bodies And it does sum it up. I haven't read the book, but it sounds really cool fun But I every day like acorn is that his name? Yeah. Yeah, he made that comment about legitimate rape and it was Shocked it what I was my reaction was I was shocked

That a man or a human could get into a place of power in the united states with that archaic idiotic uneducated Thought pattern. I don't want to live in a country a lot of Republicans have that way of thinking the guys are republican What are you shocked about well, and a lot of republicans really believe that

You know no matter how a woman gets a sperm inside of her if it Fertilizes her egg. That's a person that and that woman cannot do anything about it. Whether it's from rape I mean this legitimate illegitimate rape. That's just Mumbo jumbo. They just don't want women to have control of our bodies. It's pathetic. Yeah, and I'm a true believer

They don't want women fucking Okay Well, did you know the women and there are especially their wives? Yeah, okay max on a lighter note On comedy central they did a parody about gay hookers preparing for the republican convention

And how excited they are to make all this money I'm gonna have to send it to you guys it got kind of released this morning And it is brilliantly funny because all the tranny and gay hookers in miami. Is it where the uh, yeah Are gonna make tampa

Where they're tampa where they're gonna make all this money because the republicans are in town And they're excited because they're gonna be able to take vacations now and you know Many of the republicans have time slots that they can't account for and they're thrilled about making some money Right. Well, they're the strongest fetishes. They have the the craziest

Sort of fantasies because all that repression Needs to lead to some kind of an outlet. It's like pressurized steam It has to come out somehow because we are all human And I consider this book a great book for any sex therapist because most of us do have mostly republican clients

As well as hookers, right? You know and I have a lot of steam right because this helps you understand where their fantasies are coming from even though Chris doesn't really write about republican fantasies They uh, this this book does help you understand where all that controlling

Stuff and why they're so into really serious, you know bdsm as well Uh, you know to in shackling and you know, that's mostly republicans Except the people that do it professionally who tend to be democrats. Well a friend of mine who is heavy into the dc scene Said that uh, many people in power

Possibly mostly republicans. I don't know enjoy doing the reverse Because they have so much power that they want to do the reverse as a release That's right. Nature seeks a balance That's what I think and I think the brain is

That's that's how the brain stays human. What do you think chris? I mean The we have these different brains and yet we're not different species. We're we're the same So when you have this strong authoritarian tendency Your your brain is going to seek a balance by giving you crazy sexual fantasies. That's what I think

Too many of these stories. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I think it's just it's it's not clear. We have this giant diversity Of ways of thinking But nevertheless the two sides cannot even begin to think if you're

You know thinking the way for someone like me who's reported on republicans getting science wrong for 10 years I mean, I'm like what you're shocked that he's got this mythology That he's somehow come up with about how you're pregnant because they make up all these mythologies about sex You know, they claim that contraception doesn't work

They claim that if you have an abortion, you're going to get breast cancer And they claim that if you have an abortion, you're going to suffer from mental pain You know, they didn't claim that you didn't need it scientifically because they had it That the scientist didn't say would work

But they're always making up this stuff because they're basically rationalizing The views of their group all right one more one more question for my guest before I let him go anybody not you Anybody got a question first chris looking around No, who's a republican? Come on. Come on republicans. Come on out. Come on out from wherever you are

All right. Well chris, I I just want to say that I think that you're a little bit wrong about that What what are you pointing to her for? She's not raising her hand Oh, she is raising her hand, but okay, but now I had to start I have to finish my thought But then I'll then I'll let you talk and then we're gonna move on

From the brains to the body. Oh, yeah But I I do think that books like this help for us to understand each other and I do think actually Sex helps us to understand each other because We we are all sexual creatures

And I mean I as a sex therapist have a great privilege that I do get to talk to a lot of republicans And like I said, I am going to use your book and the information in it to infiltrate their brains and to open them up To love You know to the bonobo way

Yeah, because I think we can do that. We haven't always been at so and odds as a human race Like this, you know this republican democrat thing. I think it is Partly fed by the media liking a good fight, you know So um the media likes a good fight at the people's expense

That's that's one thing I I think and I think that you know, we don't necessarily have to be victims of that Okay, and yes, yeah, no my question is for chris. Do you think this all comes from religious dogma? The republican brain does it come from religion? Is it formed by religion chris? How much of the republican brain is formed by jesus great question or all

You know, that's a that's a great question. And I think about it a little differently Uh, to me, they're sort of broadly liberal and broadly conservative brains and the liberal brains are Open and trying out a lot of different religion maps onto this So if you're liberal and you're going to have religion then it isn't going to be very

But but if you're then you're going to want the kind of religion that provides you with these really sharp Clear answer going on. What's right and what's wrong all the rest? So that's the kind of religion they're going to opt for Well max, did you want to say something before?

Greed greed my my brother's a multi-millionaire. He's a republican and it's downright greed Greed where you steal everything you take everything they have a saying in napal's Okay, you can rob me but leave something for me And the republicans don't want to leave anything for anybody like my brother and the euphemism for that is

Individualism is like me first individualism, right? And that but it comes down to basic Inhuman greed That's basically what it comes out. These are greedy people These are greedy greedy people that have to get the last dime the last cent out of everybody

Most of them have made their money through fraud Okay, most of them have made their money through fraud or selling stuff that nobody really needs So what do you think chris? What part of the brain of the republican brain is the greedy part? Well

Basically I don't think that that describes all of them. There's there's this particular type that has been called a social I grew up. I grew up with john d. Rockefeller. I grew up with these people They're greedy. They don't care about anybody else except what's in their bank account in their trust funds for their children

Uh, they don't really don't give a shit about anybody. They are into the redistribution of wealth They're into the redistribution of wealth among themselves If if you're a socialist and you want to redistribute their wealth You got a problem see for a liberal max is very sure of himself, right?

Well, I lived with these people. I know these people actually in a way There are some real really actually, you know on on the right. There's sort of a type that is Machiavellian Yeah, manipulative and it's called the you know, it's obviously usually male And uh, you know, I think that I think that those people are real

But I don't think that's the same although they have wives that go shopping a lot. Yeah You know, they're they're good hearted, you know, they create community. They're just not really that open-minded And views of their group Uh, and they're not really gonna rock the different kinds of beasts within the whole republican side

All right. Well, we'd love to have you back to discuss more brains, but we're gonna let you go chris Thank you so much for joining us and everybody go out there I interrupted you I was gonna do do a promotion for you, but tell me what you were saying

Oh, I was just thanking you for all the kind words about the book. I really appreciate it Okay, I'm gonna say some more kind words Um by the book, uh get the kindle and you know, bone up you boner heads On your brains bone up those brains, you know the head between your ears

it's not just about the head between your legs and uh, and and you know Learn about the enemy who could be your friend, right your lover maybe because hey opposites are often very sexy You know that's why I say sex can bring us together. It always brings opposites together Thanks so much chris mooney author best-selling author of the republican brain

Beautiful excellent. All right from the brains to the bodies. Okay, who's gonna strip first No, I'm strip search. I'm so crass. Okay Let's get back to my this is a new guest. You didn't introduce yourself me. Yeah. I'm nikki shannon Nikky, are you a nylon girl? Yes, you are. Well, you should show me your nylons at least

Well, I'm wearing the dark nylon look which is a different which is a different take on it It's my own personal. No, no problem. And can someone give me this microphone. Casey. Can you give me this mic, please? Yeah, okay, and here she is nikki So these are these are nylons or these look like leggings. I'm sorry. They're leggings. They are leggings. That's cheating

Michael, how could you bring me leggings instead of nylons? I'm busted. Yeah, right Our other nylon The classic nylons here siren cyanide Move slowly, please very poisonous very nice

We had another nylon girl coming but she got a run in her hose so she couldn't make it. Okay. I understand Yeah, but you know nylons. It's a big fetish to wear the pantyhose like that and too many of us ladies We think it's just really cool to wear stockings, which it is. Well, we can have a talk about that. Yeah but

But the pantyhose I I don't know. It's like something 70s about it. That's really cool, right? So, uh, are you wearing stockings pantyhose pants? You being presley No, nothing. No, you you're wearing shorts. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see you want to model stand up Okay, keep it a casual right because you're ready to fuck bitches. I know that yeah ready to fuck bitches

Maybe you should come up here. Yeah, you know, you got panties on or what do you obviously don't have nylons? No, no here. Let me hold this over the brain. Okay You want to stand up and show your panties for panty boy is very excited about everyone's panties. Whoa, look at this Tiny are you you are incredibly tiny for a democrat or a republican?

That is a very republican little dress there. You look like a total I know you're not well, okay You can assert yourself, but you look like a little republican choir girl or something Yeah, very pretty with your blue and white even though blue is really the democratic state

So these are kubots though I don't know. I guess I think it's a romper. A romper Wow, well then we really can't see your panties too well Maybe you should take it off. I think yeah, I think so. Yeah, there's a good idea. Yeah

She needs help. Okay. Good democratic idea. It's got cards. Nothing to hide All right, here we go Play some patriotic music. No, okay. Oh look at this interesting bra. This is called transparent Look at the transparency. A tiny little person here

Wow How tall are you? I'm 411. I'm 1 inch away 411 You are a tiny little person

And uh, yeah, you are a pixie. Yeah And look at this cute little body and this this cute little pair of panties very very nice There's a cute girl bungeing next time. Cute little buns. Yeah, you always like little girls. I'm kind of a little Woman very you know, I'm pretty tiny, but

You're super tiny. You got you out tiny me for sure. Are you guys related? You have a you like to be powerful are you submissive or no, I'm like so sexually submissive So sexually submissive. Yeah, but I'm such a control freak in a psycho in like regular life And I'm a neat freak and like nature sees a balance, right?

So you're both you're the psycho and the submissive I don't know Can I get rid of this republican brain? You know, yeah, we could put this somewhere. It's making me sick. It's kind of gross, right?

It's gross. Let me put this republican brain to sleep. Touch my brain. No, no, I don't want to touch it I want to say that the brain was made by tori styles And and texia. Okay, tori tori got her hands covered with it though So I wanted to give her first credit but texia texia made it with tori

So can we have some applause for the brain creators? And and texia also created our Elephant pig who I hope someone will do something crazy with so can I ask a question? Patriotic brain

Oh, oh look what came out of it a scissors for tax cuts and a bell for sex Okay, and oh and um and the monkey inside of everybody. Well, this is actually a common chimpanzee jerking off, right? There he goes, uh, he's lost it. Okay. So now Now we have the lovely presley here. Hey presley

What up? What up say to the microphone? What up? Okay, you you seem like a tomboy. You tomboy. I am. You are. Awesome. I don't care. You know, I I just I like the contrast here. You're very feminine and democratic And you're a very tomboy and you don't care. I don't care. Yeah, that's cool, right? Yeah, okay, and uh, and What kind of shoes are these? These are jays jordan's jays

And you're your friends with mr. Smith here. Are you are you lovers also? No, no How'd that not happen? We're best friends. See uh A tomboy

She's a tomboy. You don't like tomboy's you like feminine girl. We're best friends. We're getting money. We're like, okay She pimps you they do that thing don't tell me we like, okay, you know how like two minds come together and it's better than one Yeah The brain we're back to the brain

Okay, you know brain is a theme even though the brain is on the the step there, but I want to get back to bodies. Okay Wow, okay, come on up here. Come on, josey. Okay, josey. Oh, look at those josey shoes are gigantic Wow, look at the heel Okay, these are for all of those with the foot fetish

Oh, yeah, the heels are pistols Pistols. Yeah, these are very little bullets on the straps. Hmm. Oh, yeah, of course the real. Yeah Be careful I think someone should hold that shoe for josey one of you girls, please

Would a girl like a shoe? Can she balance when you say it? Yeah, look at this. Wow This is pretty gorgeous here. We're all friends here Okay, yeah, really

It's hard to balance on a gun like that. Well, I say, you know, walk on your guns. Don't shoot them I I think that's much better. I think I'm going to take these rubber gloves off too. Um Okay, oh Oh, okay, okay, and you could put the elephant's nose right behind her

It's gonna be a radical bump Oh, now my hands are kind of sweaty from those Uh rubber gloves So, okay, so now I have only one mic up here and beautiful girls

Uh, so girls you have to get physical now. Um, let's see. What can I suggest? She's like I'm talking about shoving like this up somewhere Shoving this up somewhere that's that's a little radical to do right at this moment after we've been having an intellectual discussion I think we could do it. Maybe in a few minutes. Okay. I think I want to put it in somebody's nose

Well, actually she has a date with a republican. Yeah, she has a date with a republican. You do Josie you have a date with a republican? Well, I'll switch parties for a moment. I've been with the Wall Street guy before You like that gun up his butt? He probably did

It was good for a little while Dr. Susie, yes Is there actually I tried to stay off rockers Is there actually a republican in this room? Is there a republican if you're republican raise your hand

Any republicans? No one wants to acknowledge it. No, my dad would kill me some sometimes we do have republicans Your dad is a republican. No, I said my dad would kill me if I was oh because he's very staunch democrat It does run in family Except my father went to the university

Yeah, well max you come from a kind of a republican family. I come from a very republican family. That's why you have that certain republican characters Wait a minute. What's certain? It's usually the oldest generations Yeah, you know, okay. Do you think it's possible for someone to be in the middle?

Uh Sure. Yeah, some people are in the middle. Sure a lot of people are bisexual Right, right. And most of them are republicans. Yeah, we're talking like a sandwich. Yeah I'm feeling sandwichy. Okay. So, uh

So what I want to know is who here has Not ridden the Sybian Everyone's ridden the Sybian. Have you ridden the Sybian? Yes, I did for kink for kink. Yeah. Yeah. How was it? It was crazy crazy. Yeah, we do a lot of crazy. Okay. Are you ridden the Sybian? No

Oh, okay, you'll have to show us them. Do you know what a Sybian is? I've never heard of it. Never. Yeah, no me either I'm so I don't know what it is Elaine will you enlighten? It's like it's a really really really intense like you think a Hitachi's hit tent or intent

Oh, yeah Yeah, you sit on it and it vibrates like all over and it vibrates really hard and like I don't squirt and it made me squirt Okay, and you just you just stroke my my elephants trunk then. Okay. So, uh Who wants to try?

No Casey comes would you like to come? Why don't you get on it? You've never done it before I've done it though. She said she's done it. She just knew it by a different name. It was a different name

No, I know what it is now. I've seen I've I've ridden that thing before with a Hitachi on me and it's intense Right. Well, we also have that No, not not this direction You guys aren't 21 yet, right?

Um, almost doesn't count. You can't have our sponsor drinks because Oops She just turned okay Well Courtney or no, I'll remember Casey

Casey would you like to ride the Sybian? I would but I'm actually really heavy Okay, we have a comment. Dr. Susie We have a comment from the audience. Yes comment from the audience I was watching seeing in the other day and it shows that uh, the republicans have like zero percent of the african-american vote

Wonder why well, you know, and and this is what's crazy is that as an african-american I don't know if you notice i'm african-american But we actually we actually like a lot of the republican ideas except for the one that they don't like black people Oh, so we like actually like some of the ideas but that whole they don't like black people think kind of throws us off

Really? Really? Well Well, I don't think you should like their other ideas. There's the the the other thing is they kind of go with that They go with the greed. Yeah, the the other thing that the republicans have that I really don't like is the trickle down Would it piss on you? Oh every time

It's called trickle down effect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they were into golden showers. Oh, yeah And they're into shooting Nope. Oh, yeah shooting This is shoot some people. This is not loaded

Oh, well, so here we have the uh, the lovely Sybian machine And where is our Sybian? Squirter, I mean, you know if you squirt that's great

Okay, so you're flanking here Uh She's coming. She's coming. Presley. I'm blaming this on you. That's literally her name. Literally. She's coming You were held fully responsible for this

Yeah, you know what though? You're gonna feel amazing after you do it. So thank you very much. I know what it feels like Why don't you inspire her by stripping off your top? I will definitely do that. Okay. Yeah, I'm doing this for monkey bites Yeah, here she goes. This is the lovely presley Just taking off all those tomboy clothes

Yeah, yeah, they're nice and sweaty get that Oh, yeah Not a good time to flash the sign when they're getting undressed, you know Who wants to look at the sign? Oh, yeah, leave the jays on. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine

Because you didn't get your pedicure. Okay. Okay, but how about the bra? You could take the bra off You're not that wedded to the bra. Fuck it That's right Okay, here she is now let's turn around. Whoa

There she is presley Carter Leslie Carter

In all her glory in some of her glory double d democrat democrat Yeah Okay She's there by by her

Her other half. Okay. Here we go Courtney is still getting put together. Oh, she's gonna wear a monkey bar. Right, right monkey bar guy sit in Why don't you sit down in her chair monkey bar guy? I feel like I'm at the democratic convention Okay, and uh, you know, if you want to take your bra off too, that would be fine. Yay

Oh, yeah, kasey kasey come kasey is coming Thank you. Wow. Look at this. Here we go monkey bars. Ooh, they're kind of latex-y Yeah, they they they had this

Sort of interesting latex-y feel this one does anyway. Okay All right monkey bar girls Hey monkey bar guy, how you doing? Oh here he goes with the white monkey bars. Wow to appeal to the white people Exactly. Yeah, republicans and all that. Yeah

Oh, nice. Yeah. Okay, and the pink market bars and the black beautiful monkey bars. Mm-hmm Oh, I've got these girls by the monkey bars amazing Yeah, okay. Let's see the right. Yeah, let's see the monkey bars. Okay And

Holy jesus they're demonstrating the monkey bars. Right. Yeah. Okay. Hit it right there. Yeah Hit it right there. Oh, she needs a tight net build-up. Okay And now you could remove the bra if you'd like want me to help Have a beautiful winged creature on your back

Casey I keep saying Courtney. Okay, you can spank me later after you ride the Sybian. Have you ridden a Sybian before? Where's the microphone? Where's the mic? Who's got it? Oh, here we go. Have you have you ridden one before? Yes, I've probably played with every toy that there is. Oh, okay

You're just in the mood, which is cool that we appreciate that and panty boy get a load of these panties You want to keep those on or take those off? We have this is totally safe If you'd like to ascend naked except for your monkey bars, would you like to do that? Is somebody coming up here?

Is someone coming up here to what? I think monkey mic wants to come up there. Oh, okay Mike is not coming up here. Why not? She wants you Okay Okay monkey mic is shy tonight monkey bar mic

Yeah, you you wanted him to hold the monkey bars. I was gonna tap to have him. Oh tap Tap He wants you you could just kind of hold the monkey bars behind her. I have the best view in the house. He wants to watch you Well, isn't the point of monkey bars the fact that someone's behind them?

Uh, what are you have the angel? Maybe what an angel girl, you know, how about the angel? You uh, elena could get behind you and and uh, Whatever, I mean, you know, would you like to do that? Pressley? Yeah, or pressley? Elena's gonna do it because she's the new girl in town this little beautiful angel

Okay, so panties are no panties. What do you think? You're caping the panties on you're afraid of cooties. It's okay. There's no cooties there though, but No, it's okay. No, you're not you just keep the panties Okay, well they match the the monkey bar. Okay, so here she goes

And uh, you're gonna get behind her, right and and hold those monkey bars and I I don't want to get out of control. That's amazing. Here she is Casey come She says she's a squirter, right? Yeah

She might have to take those panties off. You know, that's the problem is with the panties on she can't see the squirt She has to take the panties off the squirt. She actually said she squirts a lot She's a heavy squirter, right? You could just move the panties aside if you feel like you're gonna squirt I'll just take them off. Well, that would be best. Does anyone know where Noah is? Is Noah here?

Noah and his arc? Yes, we have a lot of animals But Here we go. No, if there's a flood we want to make sure all She needs to take those panties off. Yeah

Okay Oh my god, oh my god, how does that feel? Monkey bars to hold you on the ceiling is sticking her tongue out. She's experiencing the Sybian Totally open as a good liberal. That's a great combination. Yeah

Stand by the lifeboats. Oh, yeah, panties off You feel like you're gonna squirt You ever masturbate and try to see how long you can go before you come That's what it feels like. I'm doing it now

You're trying to see how long you can go before you come but the question is are you gonna do a squirting come? We need you to squirt right now Watch my point But if you keep the panties on we won't see it. Okay. Well, we'll see how wet they get

Oh, whoa Noah's arc is uh Rockin. Okay. Here we go. Hmm ride that Sybian. Okay. I see two zebras those monkey bars. Oh my god, I have a camera in here

Yeah It's right get like a little behind her She needs to get behind her a little bit more Oh, you want to get right behind her?

Get right behind her like this. Yeah, and come on that little tiny body can just get right in there. There we go Okay I can feel the vibrations going into my feet Yeah, how about into your pussy?

Shout out to mr. Smith in the building. Yeah. Hey, mr. Smith. Do you have a good view? Uh, yeah, it's pretty much clear Clear channel. Here we go. I want to see uh, what? See the angel turn, you know ride that

Yeah, she's riding it don't hold back Why? Well because you know, we'd love to see you come I mean, whether you squirt or not or here you come let yourself go

You're on the Sybian what the last name comes you have millions of people listening and watching and enjoying you Oh And an angel behind you right, this is an angel is really bad I think personally is getting a little hot over there. Fuck. I heard the word. Fuck. Okay. It's not that jelly

Are you going to let the power of the Sybian? Go Let it go let it go Oh, yeah, here we go

New segment on the show called let it go Let it go Let my casey come Yes, brothers and sisters

I think we are about to witness a miracle right here in the world Casey To the side Oh

All right. Well, whoa Is that an orgasm? What was that? Yep, that was an orgasm Well, okay, let's hear it for Casey come

Because Casey came Casey came she's certainly certainly came. Absolutely. Well was I mean you jumped off though I don't want to squirt you don't want to squirt and can I ask why? Um

I can't ask I did ask Have some fun. What no just we we all want to know why you you don't want to squirt here. Hold the microphone The answer would do just an answer because I'm like super shy around a bunch of people. You're too shy Yeah, you just feel like oh, it's too much. Okay. All right

Well That's fine. You just do whatever. No, you don't have to give me back the microphone I Might be too shy to

You're on the air, baby Yeah Okay, well you did a great job. Okay. Who wants to ride? We're gonna we're gonna change this uh this thing now If anyone else would like to take a ride

Squirting or not You do what you like Well, it's not exactly Shit

You got to talk on the microphone. His balls are gonna be right there. He's gonna feel something. He's gonna feel something But I'm not sure if it would be a good thing. Let's get the rocker I control the monkey bars. Oh I think I control the monkey bars. What about the creator of monkey bars monkey monkey. There you go

Yeah, what if he came what if you sat on the cibia? Why don't we switch it around and let a dude wear the monkey bars And see how it works from a female's perspective, you know, this is uh I mean, yeah, I mean, if this is like a toy that you can use on anybody

Why don't we get to demonstrate it on a guy? Well, you brought the monkey bar people who are mostly guys Why don't you get one of them to do it? You put the spells on they have a male one. It's called the venus and it's like Yeah, that's a different kind of Sybian we're on mars All right, so you guys want to figure out who's gonna come up here

To get behind her And in the meantime, michael and the nylon girls would like to talk about the festival go for it guys Well, uh, we did the festival We did the uh, los angeles fetish film festival last year, which you were a judge of I was a judge

And did a outstanding john. Thank you so much and we have a mystery request for you a mystery Mystery request request, but only after you receive the gifts we brought Gifts first what an aphrodisiac First for max. Oh for max. Wait a second. That's not such an idea. Okay for max

A candle. I brought a jesus candle. Yes That's somehow I guess appropriate. I don't know. Yeah, jesus. Well, we were talking about the religious right, right? Okay, so and he can either throw it off the fourth floor. No, no, we'll use it in the speakeasy We get all those things from the 99 cent store or he can read

We love those candles. We use them everywhere. Well, this one costs twice as much I'm sure. Well, we'll use it even more. It's about 98. Hey, but it's jesus and then it's jesus for you, susie Yes Dr. Susan, we brought you a special

Doctor's kit. Oh That's kind of cute. I know I actually get out of bed to get this Yes, oh a doctor set, you know, this is what I get for

All my years as a doctor. This is great. This is um Oh for medical stuff. Yeah, you know, I just got a new phd. They didn't give me this though What did they give you an institute for the advanced study of human sexuality? I got a new phd a doctor of the arts

Honorary an honorary doctorate Well, yeah, you are the best. I'm a double doctor now. Yes But not a medical doctor until I wear this it looks a little small though. It looks like it's for barbie Well, you are a petite

Okay, I am that's true. Thank you so much and this is our request very fetishistic The uh, the board of directors or the board directors Of the los angeles fetish film festival would like to know if you would like to return As a judge

Put me on the spot in front of everybody. Why don't you I guess I'm gonna have to say yes I didn't know what it is Oh, of course. Thank you so much. I'd be thrilled to come back and and judge all you people And one thing max when can I cash that check?

Yeah, right Right. No, we'd love to have you back. Yeah, you're you're sensational You're the even if I did have to bribe you you're the brains of uh, I think of human sexuality and uh In like on the west coast of the united states

Well, that's all I know you're highly you're eloquence and intelligence of it is like Just great, you know, we can sit here and have a lot of fun, but what comes down to it It's a lot of serious thinking. So well, that's why I have the scalpel To take those brains apart to cut. Okay, and the speculum. Yes. I do have a speculum

Where is that? Uh, okay. So now I also have a cibion that is ready for riding Okay, so and the festival is going to be in october The festival is going to be october 4th 5th 6th And we're going to have a special underground party friday night october 28th

That uh, we want to kidnap you in front of you. Let me see this. Let me see this. Yeah, you got to show that to me Oh, oh, it's just a little placard. Yeah, that's a little gift for you too Oh Yeah, a little placard a little placard so I can promote you

And then how about with dr. Susan block right here Oh, and I also brought I brought a 12 minute promo That you were in Well, we'll have to watch that when we're really drunk

Thank you, and now I need one more city and ride Okay, awesome. Awesome with the assistance of teff from monkey bars and mr. Smith Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna narrate. Okay. Mr. Smith is on his way. All right. All right. Check this out Okay, mr. Smith is open. He has an open brain

And he is ready for experience so he can he's gonna he can rap about this No, this doesn't have anything to do with the rap career. I just no, this is his secret identity Pleasure is all right too many panties Comes to the speakeasy that other mr. Smith can go to washington

This one is here in the womb room where it's at Okay, here and here she is She needs to take those off. Is it possible? What what do you need? Can she take the panties off? Can you take your panties off? No, no, you know, this is this is intense enough. Okay. Yeah

I don't mean Whoa, that was very intense. That's how monkey bars are you? Wow, I mean I control I'm just trying to you're trying to do it. This is the way you do it. Okay. Is he doing it right? Is that he's supposed to be that right? You don't even turn this thing on. Okay. There we go. Maybe I should catch up with you here

Okay The monkey bars I think it's too loose. Whoops. This thing. Teja. I think they pulled the uh plug out of this Teja, Teja

Okay, they just uh the plug. I I think it's those bars right mr. Smith. Teja Teja This is not working Okay

Okay, but you guys just you know act like you're dry hunting. The monkey bars are definitely working the monkey bars are working See, they don't need They don't need batteries or electricity Uh-oh

It was already on. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. It's on. I'm glad you didn't break that Yeah, okay, here we go. It's on Okay, take your time, babe Yeah

Okay, would you like him to take his shirt off since your shirt is off? We have a request for Doctor, we have a request for uh, mr. Smith. Yeah She would like the hair for them keep the cross on

You can keep the cross Okay, he's trying to get the monkey bar this there's a lot going on here. Yeah, hold on. I'm trying to see Yeah, yeah, how does that feel? It feels like I'm being very controlled right now. It's

Yeah, do you like that feeling of being controlled? Yes. It's exciting. Your pussy's getting wet Moistening those panties for panty board. Oh, yes Moistening those panties. Hmm. How you doing back there? Um, I've never driven a motorcycle before but you feel like I kind of are with the the vibrator right between you you feel it vibrating and yeah, you got her right up there. Yeah

Yep, here you go. Okay, how's he doing? He's fucking you No, no, I know it wasn't me, but still that was a term of endearment. I think right Yeah, oh, yeah, here she goes

Oh, yeah Go press Lee go control control mr. Smith has got her by the monkey bars And are you you look like you're drilling for oil or something? Yeah I thought they were just friends

Yeah As biz margie But you say she's just a friend. Yeah, there she goes. You told me the same thing. We're just friends That did it. Okay. That did it. Congratulations

You're impressed. Let's hear it for press Lee Carter and Mr. Smith and the monkey bars. Yeah Okay, twist it. That was incredible. Sybians are good foreplay for that. All right. Well, I think we're just about out of time for the

The whole set is falling apart now Okay All kinds of craziness, you know, it's all kinds of craziness This has been a show that has gone from the brains to the body

to the soul And uh, and now it's going to go into the after party But first I want everybody to say one more thing We're going to take five more minutes all around for everybody to go around and say their hello's and goodbyes and promote their

shit And uh, and and you know also do some sort of political speech. Okay, so you're going to have to do that in 30 seconds It's like the academy awards. Okay, and also tell me what a great time you had on the show And maybe we'll use it in our promo. Who's starting?

Uh, okay, michael simmonds film festival fetish film festival. Yay We're happy to announce the los angeles fetish film festival in october and the return of dr. Susan block is one of our judges Congratulations, and I just want to pass it off to josey cat with her announcement Hi, my name is jesse cat, and i'm the punk rocker in the crowd. Um

Fucking crazy s cheerleading squad, and i'm proud to be Joining the los angeles fetish film festival, and thank you susie for joining again For another year. It's gonna be awesome. Am I gonna have to judge your film? She's entering a film. Wow

Okay, you guys are gonna have to, you know bribe the judge now. I think isn't that the way I thought I already did that Not enough the jesus candle is just the beginning. Oh, okay, okay, and the rubber nurse outfit Oh the rubber nurse outfit. I haven't seen that. Oh my god was a toy

Dr. Susan serious question. When was the last time you dressed up as a latex nurse? Uh, when max was in the hospital getting over, uh, you know His uh neoblatter surgery. Was that for real? That's why I have these gloves

Excellent, you know, he might have been faking it because Because he's hot, you know, he really wanted to have me dress up as a nurse Yes, and I you know this gives new meaning to sucking dick This thing. Wow

This is what this is a what is this called irrigation This irrigates the the catheter. He had to wear a catheter temporarily So I had to irrigate the catheter This goes up through the tube that goes into the penis, right?

This is for those those medical fetishes. No, it's we're not medical fetishes So this was not fun for us, but it it was a test of love And there are things that happen like that in life, you know to test your love and whether you can handle, um Irrigating the catheter, right? Irrigating the catheter, which is really kind of

Sucking you have to suck it out. So it's it's a it gives new meaning to sucking dick. Oh boy Okay, and oh here she is a little angel. Whoa. She's so beautiful Elena Very heavenly. She doesn't know you don't have to know what you're doing. You look gorgeous. Oh, yeah Yeah

Pretty pretty. Okay. So moving right along to who's announcing. What are you nicky shannon has one final statement? Yes, this is nicky shannon and I am uh, I'm honored to be a part of the los angeles fetish from the festival I am the nylon girl. That's why I have my own The lead the lead nylon girl. I will be performing there and I will also be submitting my own personal fetish fantasy film

You've got to come back on here wearing proper pantyhose Really, we'll see. No, I'm the rub. That's why I'm the lead girl because michael knows that whatever he tells me to do I'm going to do the opposite So he told me to come in nylon. It's opposite game. I think that's kind of a republic

Dr. Susan, we're going to make that happen. Okay. Okay. We're going to make that happen It will it will happen. Yes. Yes. Angel is ascending the heavens She's pretty good with that pole between her legs Lena uh

Look at this two angels Two hands So, um Monkey bars, you can find this at monkeybars.com which is

Monkey bars, which is m u n k e y b a r z dot com You can also find us on twitter, which is monkey bars one And um, we're launching real soon. So everybody go to the site and register We want to thank dr. Susan block

We love coming all the time and we also Have a gift for you Because you received actually the first Prototype that we had here's my monkey bars. Where'd they go? Which is which is back there? It's it's hidden in the monkeys

There it is and um as you can see we we now have Well, we now we now have three Three different colors. We have pink. We have black. We have the white belt, which is in front of me And um, we modified it man. We've made it a lot more comfortable and contoured to the woman body

And um, we want you to select we want you to select your favorite color because we would like to Give you your very own new Belt which no one has yet So you are the first

To have the new belts that just came in big shout out to the creator and ceo monkey mike beetle Who's in the building? Oh, hey looks hot. It looks really hot back here. And um, so kasey comes has the pink belt We have presley carter with the black belt. Could kasey come stand up, please and show us

You too presley And actually you too can actually hold the white belt catwalk maybe And dr. Susan we would like you to select. Oh, okay your favorite color or which belt you would like to have

I'm not going to go with the white because it shows the dirt And I mean that in the true racist sense of the term Yeah, uh, so, um, so let's see This one is very bling. I like I think this one. I mean this is black

So at the different color Pink But see, okay You do have pink monkeys hanging from your from your Parker

I mean this is pink and black. Is it possible that one could be like red? Like I said right now, these are the three belts that we are featuring And um, okay, then it's it's been a crazy ride right now. We've getting a lot of love from our people 360s boys in and out of the country a lot of music artists are putting this in their videos

And um, we would like you to have your very own Brand new new improved monkey bars Awesome, and so I think I'm going to get these these are cool. Would you like the black one or the pink one? You know, um, I have already black and pink. So maybe maybe I will get the white one

There it is right against what do you feel the inside of that belt right now? It's very cushy actually very cushy You know, sometimes white things are cushy inside Yeah, uh, this is you know, it goes with your china. Yeah, absolutely. All right. I got the white one There it is

Yeah, congratulations We are honored very angelic You're very own new Thank you so much. I love monkey bars and uh, peace through pleasure. I'm like this peace through pleasure. Absolutely. That's the bonobo way

Okay, so, uh, we're gonna talk about the bonobo way in a second before we finish up But mr. Smith Yes, I want you to just um Say good night and uh, tell us a little wrap in response to the show

uh I don't have a wrap pretty much to respond to this show, but I I can I can wrap some freaky shit that I thought of That'll do that'll do that'll do I'm kind of drunk

Oh That's called drunk wrap drunk wrap. I would just read the per the bacardi label. All right Drunk wrap she active in the dark we knocked turn up burning up and that was popping like some hot kernel If lyrics counted you will see me in the chop journal these girls trying to get relations like it's fraternal

I'm speaking that she got learnings. Mommy worked for this dig now She got earnings. Yeah. Now we fucking in the high furnace and when she running from the thing I tell her stop turning So I slide it right back in turn around flip her down to a back bend She got her mouth like a swisher throw a sack in west side my thick connect like it's mac 10

Rulers don't lie. Say I packed 10. I had seven at six and that was back then Clap off pitch black burning mack hands. We can fuck better in the dark call me batman Mr. Smith, hey real to monkey bars. Hey, that's your title. I really felt like I was riding a motorcycle Vibrating

I like to shout out to press the car Thank you, but you have to teach me how to get I just taught you in a minute ago That was a perfect that was a perfect example

Okay It's not a particular move Check the video out give wiggie with it mr. Smith youtube I appreciate it get wiggie with it. Okay. And uh, is this mic working?

Okay, so can I use this mic then because I don't have a mic We're gonna wrap up here. Okay, but I'm giving this to my guest Okay, so and here she is the first Sybian rider of the evening Casey come see I I got you. Hello

I learned I'm a liberal I'm open to new things like new names. So okay, so how did you enjoy your Sybian ride? I always love the Sybian. Okay. So you loved it again. And uh, do you have to promote something? um

Well, I guess I should promote my twitter probably. Um, it's just twitter casey comes Um, I just want to say thank you for having me on the show. Yeah blast. What do you like about monkey bars so much? Um, I'm really submissive. So I think monkey bars are a great idea Hmm. Keep you under control. Yeah

All right, here she is the angel Let's have her Bless us bless us. So little angel Little tiny teeny weeny girl

You're so tiny and you didn't get to ride the Sybian. Will you do that? No, do you want to do it? Maybe next time mother nature's really mean to me all the time mother nature's mean to you all the time Yeah, does that mean you're on your period? Yeah Oh, well, you know, we didn't even you can keep your panties. It's keeping the panties on night tonight

Yeah, I know, but you know, you just don't feel fun. You know, you don't feel fun. Okay. No, we're not Sybian fun. That's a lot of fun. That's a lot of fun. Right. Okay. All right Well, uh, well, we had a lot of fun looking at you flying around, um, you know over our heads with halo You're very sweet and you we hope you come back. I hope you have you back and what do you want to promote?

Um, right now, I just I guess you can follow me on twitter at xxx e la in a r a y e And everyone just vote for who you want to remember we're all people and we all should have a choice to do what we want

To do and stay true to yourself Vote for who you want to make make your choice, but probably if you value Making a choice you should vote for the people that are pro-choice. No pro-choice, right? Yeah right

I guess that was a nefarious way of getting my opinion in But um, you were very egalitarian there. Okay. Oh, there it is. It's finally square. This is very republican This is when you take your gun and shoot it. Watch where you point that It's holy water brother. It's good for the skin

All right, so who else needs to say uh, say their thing Presley Carter Leslie Carter, um, everybody just pretty much Comes to the front

And check out mr. Smith's music. Can you get can you come to the front so we can see? Come to the front Everyone wants to see you your little tomboy, yeah

Pretty much what y'all should do is get a monkey bars and get wiggie with it All right, you're just so sweet. You're probably all your friends. How about yourself? Um, follow me on twitter. Presley Carter Okay, bc's wrote down You have a birthday coming in. I do it's on thursday. All right, two one getting all happy birthday

supper club Thursday, all right anybody else supper club. I leave everybody anybody out. Okay. It's a smith performing So now is this is this working? Yeah, okay We're gonna go into the after party in just a minute

But before we do that, we're gonna do a group picture So everybody has to get up on the stage in just a minute, but we're gonna just say Good night to our folks that are watching or listening to us Out there and dr. Susie dot tv land

You know, it's it's an election year. It's time for you to vote What makes you happy what gives you pleasure and what takes care of you and your family and your friends And uh, hey, I think the answer is obvious the bonobo party. Yeah Thank you for coming to bonoboville and practicing the bonobo way of peace through pleasure

Yes, brothers and sisters. I want you to make like bonobos not baboons, right? Okay Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you I love you We love you need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else

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