Eros Day X: Prelude

Full transcript of Eros Day X: Prelude on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

This is Arrows there are many representations of arrows that are joining us today Obama rose It's going to be in the bar. It's all happening. So spontaneously

This is comedy and erotica. We make it up as we go along and we just cast our God You know, you should be able to cast your God whenever you want. Okay, you come flying in Okay, so crowd

You have a responsibility the arrow stay prayer You will part for arrows Like like Moses Part of the water so we could go to the promised land

We're gonna start soon Okay Yeah Okay, okay

Okay move away civilians all civilians Arrows blew the breath of life into all beings. That was the original blow job Okay, here comes Dickey balls

We're tying Venus up to the cross can I have my little red white and blue whip Red white and blue whip, please this is by the way master D of the broken door Let's hear it for master D of the broken door. He'll be regaling us with his His antics his slaves

Shortly a lot of the beautiful New bondage equipment here. They're really nice. So this is some old thing, but it's very traditional We we but this is this is by Mario Sosita, but an artist and a lot of the beautiful stuff That you have around here is brought to us by the broken doors

This is church That's right brothers and sisters Yeah, lovers and sisters ill director a Scott web

Let's hear it. Let's hear it Yeah, we're getting there. I'm trying to set the tableau here. Okay, and are we are we filming? They're just around me. I want everyone around me Everybody get around me

Brothers and sisters. I want to be surrounded which is a kind of orgy Even if you're not doing anything just being close like when you're in a crowded elevator It's a kind of orgy smelling everyone smells close to you And hearing their hearts beat

Okay, if you're a guy and you want to get in the picture This is Nick Chimples ladies and gentlemen brothers and sisters By the way, we have some other stars. I'm just gonna introduce them very briefly more from them later Jessica James sister Jessica

Absolutely And sister sister Kelly B right here The world-famous Twitterer since the middle of where's it?

There you are And we have many arrows is among us actually we have Hercules over here There's brother Hercules Brother Dino Bravo back there

Yeah That's right. Well some kinds of bush you want to keep around some of the kinds of You know we love

Actually, if anybody wants to be spanked any of you guys I have a bush mask So you should my my lovely assistant Felicia knows where the mask of bush is and So we'll put a bush mask on you any you guys like to be spanked You have someone that will be spanked by you you will be spanked

Sarah Palin is here tonight. I don't know if you've seen her Sarah Palin, you know figures if you can't beat him join him, you know Let's have an orgy There she is Sarah. Thank you for blessing us

with your anti-sex presence, which is really very sexy. You're such a conundrum Okay, and this is sister Natasha skinsky

Yeah We must strip Venus strip our beautiful goddess

Down to her American flag You're not a porn star Okay, and you're not holding a camera. You should probably put an Obama mask in front of you. That's my suggestion Everyone's a porn star. I love it. Yeah

Venus is known for being naked except for her belt and Usually a gold belt This is the American flag belt

You're the American Venus Aphrodite to the Greeks Okay, and occasional costume characters

Okay, as people with holding Obama mask sir, if you're gonna stand there Hold up your mask We're gonna get him in you're gonna be end up being the star of the show We're gonna put you on the cross and we're gonna strip off all your clothes

That's what's gonna happen to you brothers and sisters Lovers All you children and we are all

We may or may not be children of God. We are children of With a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear any women? I

Want to welcome you to doctor Susie's speakeasy in the soul downtown LA I Am the irreverent dr. Susan block your

servant and tonight is the 10th annual Aeros day You may answer is

Aeros day Well on Aeros day We honor arrows

Who is a great and powerful God according to classical mythology and a little cock-shaped? planet or according to modern astronomy

and Arrows is also our passion the feeling of love or

lust within us and every year around this time

When the planetoid arrows is Closest to earth We celebrate

Arrows day in a Somewhat different erotic way each year and this year on our 10th annual arrows day

We are celebrating with Orgy for Obama inaugural ball

A ball of balls with ball. I loved it when one of those reporters said to Obama as he was Running around looking so elegant and princely Mr. President you must have a lot of balls to attend to That was so sweet

Yes brothers and sisters lovers and sitters We are celebrating the power of change and the glory of hope Hope is the new black Hope

Hope makes you a horny As it gives you hope, you know So we have hope That we are entering a

New era maybe an era of peace through pleasure and an end To anti-sex militarism in America and around the world

Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? And tonight we are laying our bodies our souls and our minds on the line in support of

The hope that this is our era An era of arrows and I do believe that it is because I'm not much for faith But I am for evidence and when the first day he closes down Guantanamo That's some evidence

Right counselor. We have a lawyer here. Just in case don't you applaud for the lawyer? Come on All right, so brothers and sisters lovers and sinners. We are gonna have a ball of balls But first We need to

free our country our country has been in chains to the bush crime family and

You know, I love you My country is right behind you Just have to turn around and you will see her Oh

America the beautiful Oh venus You are in chains You are suffering for our sins

Even though the election may have just been a selection somehow we the people Are responsible for your suffering Oh venus, we have locked you up

We have let loose Your evil lover airies Mars the God of war and we have locked you We have locked up our love It's kind of sexy though a

locked up goddess Real sexy I see how you

Rithe against the bonds I always say freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac but restraint is a

close second. Oh venus, I worship you America You are my country

You may only be freed By an angel, what do we call? Messiah is a little politically loaded Like Prometheus who was bound for getting a spy or venus has been found for giving us love

Torture you suffer for our sins like Christ on the cross for our anti-sex stupidity suffer for our violence suffer for our brutality

suffer for our sins Venus can only be saved If all of you take your clothes off, well, maybe not all of you. We're gonna do the prayer in just a moment

We're gonna pray to arrows. Who wants to take something out of my basket? Okay come forward. This is the magnificent Kelly Lee That's with us At forum and was a hit for a fact That's a Doc Johnson power power

pocket rocket Batteries in there drop pocket rockets not patriot missiles Rocket rocket rocket rockets are going fast Yeah, yeah, but you wanted a lot of condoms

Yeah, absolutely take your bomb condoms now. I understand the Obama condoms are not very large Which is not nothing to do with our president. Okay, it's just that's how it is. So we have also got some Brought to you by a condom mania. Oh, you want one of those? Oh, sorry

Doc doc doc. Oh, yes, feel them. They feel if you can feel they're real Okay Okay, this side of the ground. Okay. Oh, yes. Oh, because this side is now this line is now where it's not Okay, we are about to begin the arrows day prayer

Brothers insistence in hopes that perhaps arrows Obama arrows will join us on earth This is really true by the way the planetoid arrows is Closest to us right now

Can you feel his vibrations? He sends gamma rays all over us? Okay, we want Praise be to the power and glory of arrows God of love

Lust God of life Radiant Planetary oh Eras blow into us the breath of life

To us tonight spirit of sex within us Through our sexuality the spirit warning of chain and the glory of arrows others in heaven and On earth

appreciated her in her restraints and arrows your mother your lover It's very politically incorrect, but what can I do these were Greeks? Okay, and remove your loincloth arrows

You're a God never forget that Show us your planetoid Yes, we worship you and this year arrows you are

Before you untie her don't them tie her too quickly take it slow arrows One of the things about being an arrows at arrows day at the doctor's isn't block Institute is you learn how to be a God But let's hear it for our arrows. Sorry obama rose Jonathan

Arrows yes arrows Obama rose it looks like Venus made it with our president and produced you doesn't it turn around Obama rose Show the people your beauty show all the people Hold yourself. Hi. Oh, she's already home. All right. Venus is free. America is free

I say lovely America and Obama rose. All right Happy arrows day everybody Okay, we're gonna blow out the candles. We're gonna gather into the bed