Beautiful Tomboy and fetish model Cadence St. John, award-winning porn star Dane Cross and mystery musician Dylan T join Dr. Suzy and the Bonobo Gang for a lively discussion of sex, revolution, girl-girl scenes, classical mythology, seduction and production, helping callers with such questions as how to seduce a hot MILF and how to produce more semen to satisfy the thirst of both your girlfriends in your Ménage à trois. Another caller wants help coping with his foot fetish, so Dylan T pulls out his guitar and improvises an Ode to Feet. Then Dr.
Join Dr. Susan Block and her special guests, “Hooker” author Mae Victoria, porn star/golfer Persia Monir and Auntie Debra as they christen the first radioSUZY1 show in the new Speakeasy. Celebrating the Jewish holiday of Purim, the heroine of which is Persian Queen Esther who uses Weapons of Mass Seduction to save her people from genocide, we eat pussy-soaked hamentaschen and sip Agwa, as callers inquire about a variety of subjects from the belly button fetish to how to give a woman an orgasm. Sex education leads to much wild, naked, big-boobed humping and fun-filled fornication.
Tantric integrator, Corynna, and Shai, the sex surrogate, teach us how to harness the sensual charisma of serpents this week. After Christina left us wanting more from last Saturday, Dr. Suzy insisted she give us part two of her personal adventure in gender bending. Ralph and Rita find time in between having lots of sex and having lots of birthdays to get their sexy on and to tell us why it’s a good idea to hang out in the laundry room.
Slaves, lovers, porn stars and dominatrixes unite on RadioSUZY1. Between Persia Monir, Boi, Goddess Soma, Mistress Eva, Miss Antoinette, Princess Sheila and Kelly Shibari, we have a little somethin' for everyone (including a lot of nude boobs). Our almost pro-golfing/porn star "Hot Mom" Monir tells us about her nursing background and how she'll still take care of you while Goddess Soma's entourage of leather-clad hotties in the background revel in their ultimate BDSM-ness. Oh, how we wish our parents were cool enough to send us to Gay Camp.
If it's rockin', don't go knockin' on Prysm and Rayfe's loveboat. The cute couple comes by to talk about their steamy sailboat-love life with Dr. Suzy and Speakeasy Girl Sparkle Sparkle Bang Bang (or is that Gang Bang?), now a DJ looking for a Rock Star lover. Author Mitzi Szereto talks about her anthology of erotic fairy tales "In Sleeping Beauty's Bed," and the couple proceeds to get rockin' drunk on Agwa. Aunt Debra's back with her friend Christina, a lovely, quite giggly, young lady who reveals a big sexual surprise.
Playing with apples and dates and honey, oh my. Hannah and Deborah come celebrate Rosh Hashanah and disperse their sex-positive attitude to our listeners. Crimes of passion and Taliban fashion. Deborah gives out her measurements on air and we delineate the requirements of a good porn star. The recent death of 24-year-old Yalie, Annie Le, comes up and Dr. Suzy postulates an interesting motive behind her murder.
In the midst of RadioSuzy1's eroticism, a kind of holiness accompanies our guests this week. The charming lads of Saint Motel (AJ, Dak, A. Sharp and Greg) plus Jenna Valentine and Annaliese from godsgirls.com talk about sneaking illegal aliens over the border in Jenna's F sized cleavage and selling your soul to be naked. Our caller, Rita, gets a pleasant birthday surprise, the band delights us with some live music and the tits comes out. Not to be outdone, Greg takes off his shirt just in time for a pop-in from Natasha and Tommy. Good girls and good music. We swear on our testicles.
Erica Mclean brings her pornographer girlfriends Teri and Lisa into the studio to talk about hardcore circus sex with decent music (unheard of in the porn industry!). Originally introduced to Dr. Suzy through Larry Flynt, she, Teri and Lisa spill about their Mariachi blowjobs, a sexy midget (who’s now touring with Britney Spears) and making Ron Jeremy come. The mommies in the room compete for a caller. Mommy gang bang!
As a post-op Max heals in the hospital and Michael Jackson celebrates his birthday in heaven, the studio has a private party while Brandillio engineers. All morphinated and vicodinned out, Max describes his surgery, sex in the hospital, being forced to wear Ben Franklin stockings and getting visits from clowns. The similarities between our Prince and Michael include more than their canonization. Like their oxygen tanks. And Propofol. School girl fantasies, shrimping and different sex positions make the cut while Lisa literally takes notes.
With Afroman and Snoop playing in the background, it's a green evening (rum & coke and chem dog in case you're wondering). We go over the required steps to acquire marijuana legally with Dr. Harris, gynecologist and doctor of Medi-card and Michael Lerner, publisher of Kush LA (you can buy the glossy magazine at 7-11 and Wholefoods). A blondie, known to us as Honey Pie Hudson puts in her 2 cents about pussy surgeries (makin' da g-spot bigger) and different strains for different pains (the truth and white rhino for someone in need of an aphrodisiac). Sex and pot. Like peas and carrots.
Dr. Suzy brings home freedom fighters, Nina Hartley and Carol Queen for a show with a political tone. We discuss the guests' involvement with the Woodhull Foundation and there's enough lip service to go around. A very Italian side of Max emerges (one that's apparently lesbian) and we consult about sexual offenses, growing in your sexuality and being able to pay for your car using all your ASSets.
Freddy and Eddy, the brains behind LoveLA, hang out in the studio with model-lingerie-goddess extraordinaire, Sparkle. After going through a grocery list of illicit drugs (yes she did ask Suzy for blow. No, she doesn't have any), she changes the conversation to sex toys. Not a topic we broach hesitantly, Dr. Suzy and our guests have a lot to say. Our couple tells us what it's like running a sex shop, having kids and how their sex lives have changed though the years. We talk Bettie Page, flirtatious mommies (your first, great love!) and golden showers.
Mae Victoria starts the show off right by strip-belly dancing right out of her shirt, preparing Dr. Suzy and JJ for their nipple licks. Max desperately tries to coax JJ out of her top and our caller rates mommy-bestowed bjs on a 1-10 scale as Max tries to get himself canonized. We catch up with callers, Hersband and Wife, Jim Rea (from Woodhall Feedom Foundation) and Stacie Adams to talk about catching politicians with their pants down and getting champagne enemas.
The Professor lets us talk with one of his subs, RubberNecro, and Melissa brings in the Mormon contingent (James and Lindsay) to watch some good ol' fashioned flogging. With the Pearl of Great Price in hand and brother Joseph Smith looking down from above, our guests discuss rubber and sacred garments. Perky asses and anal retentiveness. Sex with corpses and baptisms for the dead. James brings out the illusive sexiness that Mormons have and shares some subversive stories from his 2 year mission.
Dressed in their 70s best, Malena Teves, Michael, Dr. Suzy and Max hang out in the studio after their party with some of the folks at Merv Griffin. Malena dutifully sings from Alice in Wonderland and artist (and radio guest virgin), Sergio Lopez, calls in to talk about his first time. Rose (girlfriend of our own Bonobo, Brandillio) calls to ask Malena some questions and we just can't stop talking about Mormons. They're everywhere. Surrounded, Dr. Suzy has no choice but to give us the meaning of ethical hedonism.
Fabulous, thoughtful, sexy, author Rachel Resnick reads from her book "Love Junkie," her sex-positive "recovery book" which explores her addiction to rejection. She takes a call from a sex addict, Max and Rachel spout Italian to each other and everyone explores the (humorous and life-altering) roots of trauma. Let's all get some sexual healing.
If it’s possible to turn our founding fathers into sex objects, Dr. Suzy succeeds while our 4th of July party spills into the radio studio. Fueled by Agavero, we celebrate personal and sexual freedom with Sister Molinee, April Flores, Jesse Rhines, Sister Sula, Debborah and Sir Nick. Mississippi boys sucking she-male dildos, spankings and an orgasmic display of “amber waves” of pee come to a climax for America’s birthday.
Dr. Suzy, guests and callers talk about overcoming unrequited loves as they simulate masturbation, Michael Jackson style. Sexy rapper, Astronautalis, sings about loving women and whiskey (one of which he’s convinced will kill him) and another caller plays his own version of “Beat It.” Chef Daniel and friend discuss beating the proverbial meat.
Porn stars, Luscious Jackson and Regan Reese stop by with some boys they just met for a spontaneous night of trying out vibrators and talking about toys. Silicone, latex, glass and metal. What lube to use and when, they give advice on how to make it with your close girlfriends. We talk about lesbianism, bi-curiousness and hard-working, handy men. Dr Suzy brings up Iran’s Green revolution and oppression. Taking it down and taking it off. The boys sit on each other’s laps and a caller wants some small penis humiliation.
Fresh back from their trip to the desert, Suzy and Max discuss her nude birthday adventures at Sea Mountain Resort. With designer Melena Teves and the Porn Klown Posse in tow, a caller gets advice on breaking his addiction to masturbation so he can come with a girl. The ladies talk about each other’s hot bodies and the clowns whip themselves into a fury. Literally.
