The best part of our 22nd Wedding Anniversary party was the after-party! Isn’t it always? Having just competed at the Exotic Dancer Invitational Competition, where she won for “Best Pussy,” at 3am, SHAY LYNN rushed in and rebooted the party with an electrifying jolt, turning it into our first full-blown KITCHEN TABLE ORGY, Shay splaying her amazing body upon the kitchen table and offered herself up for all of Bonoboville to feast upon. But unlike most meals, the more we ate Shay, the more Shay wanted to be eaten… as well as fingered and pretty much everything else, including Dark Phoenix’s scary-looking power tool sex toy that sounded like a buzz saw and felt almost as good as the Hitachi Magic Wand. Then Shay’s friend Selena took her place on the kitchen table as everybody’s breakfast. Selena had “never done this before,” but she pulled out all the stops as she opened her luscious body for the delectation of all, including her boyfriend AJ who screwed her so silly, I had to ask if she was all right (“Yes,” she said, she was having the time of her life). After several screaming orgasms, she begged her friend Cotti to go down on her. Though they’d known each other for years, their friendship had never before included sex, but Cotti slowly, teasingly granted Selena’s request, and the two girlfriends had a real bonobo moment of erotic truth. Meanwhile, Jux Lii was making Shay SQUIRT all over the kitchen floor, and oh so much more! You’ll just have to see it all here on DrSuzy.Tv. Now excuse me while I kiss the groom.

Dr. Susan Block Presents the 8th Annual Celebration of EROS DAY, an Unforgettable Night of Erotic Angels, Masked Revelry, Uniquely Exciting Entertainment, Aphrodisiac Buffet, Open Bar, Opera, Operetta & Orgasm, The Art of Female Ejaculation & Other Sex Educational Demonstrations, Revolutionary Art, Live Music, DJ, Dancing, Tribal Drumming, Swinging Fun, Orgiastic Games, Yummy Appetizers, Erotic Furniture, Sensuous Fantasy Atmosphere, Progressive Bonobo Make-Love-Not-War Values, Free Holy Water (Praise the Ladies!) & Free Speech Revival with STARS of the Erotic Underground, Celebrating the Power & Glory of EROS & the Deliciously CLOSE Proximity of the Adorable Penis-Shaped Planetoid 433 EROS to Earth on January 20, 2007.