SQUIRT CRAZY gushes forth beauty, comedy, wisdom, insanity and hot, real, squirting, sucking, screwing, screaming, passionate sex. Before the Geysers of Love erupt, Dr. Suzy kicks off the show with her first guest, gloriously nude and Barbie Doll-pretty Puerto Rican blonde bombshell, "Porn's New Jenna Jameson," CARMEN LUVANA of Adam & Eve, taking calls from the sexually needy, including Giselle who yearns to have a threesome with her husband and another woman, and Andy who wants to give his girlfriend more and better orgasms. In comes The G-Man to the rescue, Dr. AXEL BRAUN, Squirtmeister to the Squirting Stars, with his G-Team of Multi-Orgasmic Squirters and Squirting Facilitators, his able apprentices in the fine wet art of G-Spot Female Ejaculation, Dr. Phil and Brother Love, and the insatiable, sensational 19-year-old German Squirting Princess SHAYNA KNIGHT. Axel's G-Team then proceeds to soak Dr. Suzy's broadcast bed in torrents of female ejaculate (Shayna's) and a nice shot of male ejaculate (Dr. Phil) too. One wild screaming squirting session leads to another, with Shayna squirting with Axel, squirting with Dr. Phil, squirting in bondage, and seemingly squirting just to cool off everyone around her with a fresh spray of Nectar d'Aphrodite. It's a Fingerbang Gangbang! She proves it isn't pee because in between squirts, she gives Brother Love a nice long golden shower. Politics enters the picture as Shayna demonstrates her devotion to doing whatever it takes to preserve our civil liberties by sucking Dr. Suzy's Ayatollah Ashcroft dildo with enough passion to convert him to paganism. Then Debra, a voluptuous Speakeasy guest, pulls down her top, hauls off and kicks poor Brother Love in the nuts. Actually, Debra's not the nut (BL is--in a nice way). Actually she's reluctant at first, but he begs her to kick him (it's his fetish); and so she does, with the focused strength and gusto of a star soccer player. Ouch! He loves it. Meanwhile, Shayna keeps on squirting. In between sprinkles and gushes, we take an International Squirting Call--part Italian, part German and part in English--from the living legendary Lasse Braun, father of modern porn as well Axel's actual father and the guy who got everybody started on this G-Spot Female Ejaculation thing in the first place. Meanwhile, Shayna is still squirting, and now moaning with desire to be plowed in every orifice. The comic-erotic competition between Axel, Brother Love and Dr. Phil is intense. After all that squirting, peeing, kicking and going downtown, who will succeed in playing the knight to Ms. Knight and actually taking this lusty fraulein to bed? Taunts are thrown, insults exchanged, challenges issued. Bets are laid. That's right. Brother Love makes a $100 bet with Axel that Dr. Phil can't rise to the occasion to have sex with Shayna. Axel is happy to bet on his star pupil's ability to "get wood," especially against poor hapless Brother Love (who had just tried and valiantly failed. But hallelujah, praise the Lord & the Lady, Dr. Phil comes through, getting it up Viagra-free under the hot lights and the fierce taunts of his buddies. He then proceeds to make hard, hot, passionate, lip-locking, deep pussy-plowing, oral, vaginal and crazy anal love to voracious Shayna, winning $100 for his G-Man mentor, and showing Dr. Suzy's audience that guys who can make girls squirt get to squirt too.